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Just another day in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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Still shy after all this time?
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Sorry, Syl.
The way I was brought up.
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All good, baby girl.
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00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:53,264
Why didn't he tell her
he loved her?
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00:12:55,427 --> 00:12:57,830
He was afraid
she wouldn't say it back.
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So I told him to fuck off.
And that's when I knew.
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Smart move.
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Boom, boom. Yes!
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Finally!
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Want to check
and update the map?
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Sure.
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It smacks of smoked salmon.
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You expect
they don't have good eyesight,
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but they have better hearing
than a teenager masturbating
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in a room with a door
with no lock on it.
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So if they find you,
you shoot to kill.
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Go for the head. You kill the brain,
you kill the beast.
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You're out of bullets,
you're out of weapons,
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you aren't out of options.
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Get yourself to water.
The sea, a lake, a river.
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Your rich neighbor's
Olympic-size pool. Jump in.
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The affected can't swim.
They won't follow you in.
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Meanwhile, I just got an update.
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Thirteen degrees north, 100 degrees
east,
is a no-go zone.
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I repeat, that is a no-go zone.
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This is DJ,
last of the old breed,
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sending the good word
to the good people.
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Haven, we know you're out there.
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Come on, be cool.
Let us know how to find you.
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Coming back with more news
and advice tomorrow.
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Same time, same channel...
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Nothing we don't already know.
Except for where Haven is.
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Why doesn't he ever tell us
where it is?
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Maybe he's hiding too.
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Maybe.
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I hope Haven's real.
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Yeah.
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But for now, we don't know where it is,
we don't know if it exists,
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so we're staying here.
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Yeah.
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Want to finish the movie?
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Sure.
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Ready?
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Almost.
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Stop smiling.
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Serious.
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Pensive.
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Like a student studying hard.
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Stop.
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Knock it off.
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00:19:00,826 --> 00:19:02,425
Another day gone.
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A good day.
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Yeah.
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What do you miss the most?
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We said we wouldn't
talk about that.
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I'm not talking about the past.
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I'm just asking you
what do you miss the most?
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About the past.
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Technically.
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I miss fruit juices.
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We have juice.
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I mean fresh-squeezed ones.
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I would kill
for a durian right now.
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So what do you miss?
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Driving.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean,
I know it's cliché,
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but being alone with your thoughts
on the road...
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Like an escape.
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Yeah.
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All the escape in the world.
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Just another day in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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I've read all the books.
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Read them again.
Your favorites.
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I do.
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'Cause you're a bookworm.
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Books will expand your mind.
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My mind expands any more,
it's gonna snap.
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Fuck!
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Not again.
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Okay, we have time.
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You've got about a day,
maybe more, maybe less.
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I've seen some people change
in five hours, some in three.
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The outcome's always the same.
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If one of them bites you,
it's game over, man, game over.
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Just like stupidity,
there is no cure.
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If one of the infected
gets its blood on you,
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you better hope it doesn't go
in your mouth, or your eyes.
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The first signs of infection
come after a few hours.
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Dizziness, sweatiness,
craving for water.
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When that happens,
your mind starts to go.
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Take it from me,if it ever
gets
to that point,it's better to
do yourself in.
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It is not a good way to die.
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Meanwhile,
I am getting an update
from my boys on the ground.
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The no-go zone
has now been extended
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to 14 degrees north,
99 degrees east.
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Once again, that is 14 degrees north,
99 degrees east.
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This is DJ,
last of the old breeds,
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spreading the good word
of good people.
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Haven, we know you're out there.
Blah, blah, blah.
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This next one goes out to all those
hot single ladies in my area.
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00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:04,472
It's Nickelback
singing Whitney Houston's
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"I Will Always Love You"
on repeat.
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Don't let me turn.
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I won't.
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Do the same for me?
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I promise.
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One left.
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I swear I closed it.
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The wind.
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Must have been.
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We have to be sure.
Patrol, weapons check.
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Today's an awful day.
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I'm starving.
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Me too.
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The gas lasted longer
last night.
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Something wrong, maybe?
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Maybe.
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We have to go.
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Tomorrow.
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Do we?
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We do.
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00:34:26,686 --> 00:34:27,818
Good night.
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00:40:37,590 --> 00:40:38,922
Two gone, six left.
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Should be enough.
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Plenty.
Mm.
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Let's go to the water hole.
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We have work to do.
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We have time.
It's on the way.
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We rarely get to leave.
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There's a reason for that.
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What's the point of living
if we don't have a life?
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I knew you were going
to say that.
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'Cause you know me.
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Please?
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Okay.
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00:43:44,777 --> 00:43:45,976
It's clear.
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00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:27,422
I'm gonna go check
one more time.
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00:44:28,353 --> 00:44:31,288
No, we've been through this
so many times.
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Hey.
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00:45:08,827 --> 00:45:09,827
Hey.
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00:45:12,264 --> 00:45:14,983
Name's Kai.
This is my friend Brian.
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00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,266
What's your name?
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00:45:20,072 --> 00:45:22,824
Take it easy. Take it easy.
We're not here to hurt you.
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00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:24,958
We're friendly, okay?
Calm down.
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00:45:25,057 --> 00:45:26,655
We live in a community
right over here.
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00:45:26,755 --> 00:45:27,996
We have lots of food and water.
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00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:30,211
We're just out searching
for more people to join us.
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00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,166
Are you living alone?
Where do you live?
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00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:33,766
You guys better leave.
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00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:35,469
No, we're not here to hurt you.
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00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:37,706
How many are you?
Where are your friends?
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00:45:37,806 --> 00:45:39,806
Hey, guys.
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00:45:39,972 --> 00:45:41,775
It's funny we ran into you.
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00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:44,777
We actually are staying at a resort,
like, ten kilometers up.
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00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,947
We have lots of food and water.
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How many people are in your commune?
Sorry, what's your name?
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I'm Kai.
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00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,853
It's better this way.
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00:46:43,556 --> 00:46:45,840
What are you doing?
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00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:48,007
We need to talk.
It's dangerous.
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00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,110
So is this.
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00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,922
We promised
we'd talk everything out.
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Not right now.
Not right here.
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Yes, right here, right now.
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We had to do it.
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No, we didn't.
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Yes, we did.
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Have you just forgotten
what happened last time?
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I've kept us alive.
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Right. All on your own.
Trust fund baby saves the world.
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00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,541
Yeah.
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'Cause a trophy wife sure as hell
is not about to do it.
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And I'll never forget
what happened last time.
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I lost my child.
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I'm sorry.
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Drive.
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Ro.
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Just drive!
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00:48:39,137 --> 00:48:41,121
We need to unload these.
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I want to be alone right now.
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00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:45,994
We need to do
a perimeter check too.
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Later!
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We're better off.
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Ro!
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I'm so sorry.
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00:57:04,009 --> 00:57:05,592
Are you okay?
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00:57:05,692 --> 00:57:07,577
Did you get hurt?
No. I'm okay.
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How many are there?
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I don't know.
We have to go now.
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Okay.
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00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:21,989
Let's go.
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How many?
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01:00:47,914 --> 01:00:51,900
I don't know.
Like, nine, eight, maybe seven.
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01:00:57,842 --> 01:00:59,242
How long do we have?
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Until this place is swarmed?
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01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:06,782
One, two hours.
201
01:01:07,351 --> 01:01:08,351
Tops.
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01:01:12,090 --> 01:01:13,255
We have to leave.
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01:01:22,701 --> 01:01:24,581
We do this right, we'll be okay.
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01:01:28,206 --> 01:01:30,487
Never thought
this day would come.
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01:01:30,775 --> 01:01:32,108
Yes, we did.
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01:01:33,277 --> 01:01:35,043
Not this soon.
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01:01:36,246 --> 01:01:38,231
We've had a good run,
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01:01:38,331 --> 01:01:40,643
longer than either of us
would have thought.
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01:01:43,922 --> 01:01:46,456
We have a plan.
We stick to it.
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01:01:47,425 --> 01:01:49,775
If they don't eat us.
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01:01:49,876 --> 01:01:52,311
- We kill 'em all.
- What if we just left now?
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01:01:52,411 --> 01:01:53,411
No.
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01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:56,016
We have a plan.
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01:01:56,115 --> 01:01:57,431
It's a good plan.
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01:01:58,103 --> 01:01:59,367
We'll wait.
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01:02:52,989 --> 01:02:54,791
It won't start.
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01:03:06,070 --> 01:03:07,936
Battery cable's loose.
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01:09:18,707 --> 01:09:19,942
You're clear.
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01:09:20,845 --> 01:09:22,711
Let's go out on top, Syl.
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01:09:23,779 --> 01:09:25,631
Do you trust me?
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01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:26,730
Yes.
222
01:09:28,853 --> 01:09:31,537
You have to believe me.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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01:09:31,636 --> 01:09:33,889
I don't know how,
but it's gonna be okay.
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01:09:35,326 --> 01:09:36,692
Yeah, I believe you.
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01:13:13,411 --> 01:13:14,411
Ro!
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01:15:47,197 --> 01:15:49,680
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's that time of day again.
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01:15:49,780 --> 01:15:52,783
Get ready for all your favorite sounds
of civilization.
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01:15:52,884 --> 01:15:55,569
But first,
a message from our sponsors.
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01:15:57,942 --> 01:16:00,242
Seems we don't have
any messages.
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01:16:01,109 --> 01:16:03,060
Oh, well, here we go.
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01:16:03,161 --> 01:16:05,296
This is DJ,
last of the old breed,
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01:16:05,396 --> 01:16:07,198
sending the good word
to the good people.
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01:16:07,298 --> 01:16:09,268
Haven, we know you're out there.
234
01:16:09,368 --> 01:16:12,237
Come on, be cool, help us out.
235
01:16:12,337 --> 01:16:13,838
Let us know where you are.
236
01:16:13,939 --> 01:16:15,538
Hold on.
237
01:16:19,328 --> 01:16:22,780
Okay, listen very carefully.
Our base has been compromised.
238
01:16:22,881 --> 01:16:24,716
We're under attack.
It is not safe here.
239
01:16:24,815 --> 01:16:26,851
Whatever you do, stay away
from the old rice mill.
240
01:16:26,952 --> 01:16:28,788
Head north. I believe
that is where Haven is.
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01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,886
Maybe I'll see you there.
This is DJ signing off.
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01:16:32,242 --> 01:16:33,442
Jesus.
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01:16:36,912 --> 01:16:39,014
Guns?
Yeah.
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01:16:40,050 --> 01:16:41,314
They have guns.
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01:16:42,853 --> 01:16:44,011
What now?
246
01:16:45,654 --> 01:16:47,238
We keep surviving.
247
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Use whatever it takes.
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01:17:22,393 --> 01:17:24,792
Just another day in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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