All language subtitles for The.History.Of.Comedy.S02E01_English

>>> THE THEME OF SEX IN COMEDY
IS LIKE THERES A HUGE FLOWCHART

AND EVERYTHING LEADS TO SEX.
>> GOOD THING I CARE ABOUT THE

SEX.
>> IT IS THE NUMBER ONE PAST

TIME OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS.
>> I GUARANTEE IF THERE IS LIFE

ON MARS, THEYRE GETTING IT TOO.
>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET NAKED.

>> SEX IS RIDICULOUS, AND ITS
CLUMSY.

>> WHAT I WANT TO DO IS LIKE GET
ANOTHER BODY.

>> WERE ALL SLAPPING OUR SKIN
TOGETHER.

ITS SO WEIRD AND HILARIOUS,
INHERENTLY.

>> DO YOU WANT TO GO FAST?
>> ITS SO FUNNY.

ITS SO FUNNY.
♪

>> NOW, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX.
>> OH, YEAH.

>> YEAH?
>> SEX IS ALWAYS FUNNY BECAUSE

ITS JUST SO WEIRD THAT WE DO
THAT.

ITS JUST A STRANGE THING.
>> YES.

>> NICE.
>> AND IT USUALLY DOESNT GO

WELL.
AT LEAST FOR ME.

>> LIKE, IF YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOURE DOING WHILE YOURE HAVING

SEX, ITS SO HILARIOUS.
YOURE JUST LIKE ‐‐

>> YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, OH,
OH, OH, YES.

OH.
>> SEX IS LIKE MOST PEOPLES

MOTIVATION FOR EVERYTHING.
YET THEYRE TAUGHT ITS DIRTY

AND WRONG.
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO

MASTURBATE, BUT YOUR BODYS
GOING TO TELL YOU TO DO IT EVERY

DAY.
BUT DONT.

>> WERE PROVENTIAL IN A SENSE.
ITS SOMETHING EVERYBODY CAN BE

TITILLATED ABOUT.
>> AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT WILL

ALWAYS BE THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE
OF CONFLICT, COMEDY, DRAMA.

IT IS THE MOST BASIC ROOT OF WHO
WE ARE AS PEOPLE.

>> SEX IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER.
YOU GO AROUND THE COUNTRY AND

AROUND THE WORLD, AND YOU TALK
ABOUT SEX AND EVERYONE CAN LOCK

IN.
NOTHING ELSE IS AS RELATABLE AS

THAT.
>> ITS EVEN HARD TO FIND A

PUSSY WHEN YOURE 18.
YOURE SEARCHING FOR THE PUSSY

DOWN THERE.
YOUR DICK WILL BE SLIDING DOWN

AND SHIT.
THE GIRL IS GOING, THATS NOT

IT.
>> IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN SHOCK

AN AUDIENCE WITH IT BECAUSE
THEYRE HEARING IT OUT LOUD.

THEYRE NOT USED TO HEARING IT
SPOKEN.

>> THERES LITTLE WEIRD THINGS
TO GET USED TO.

BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP, AFTER
SEX, AS WERE LAYING THERE, I

HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING TO
MYSELF, DO NOT HAND HER CASH.

DO NOT HAND HER CASH.
>> A COMEDIANS JOB IS TO

ILLUMINATE THAT WHICH REMAINS IN
THE DARKNESS.

SEXUALITY IS ONE OF THOSE AREAS,
WITHOUT THE COMEDIANS

ILLUMINATING THE DIE NAMMICS ‐‐
>> THROUGH THE MID‐50s, THERE

WAS SO MUCH SQUEAMISHNESS, THERE
NEEDED TO BE SOME KIND OF

EXPLOSION.
>> AMERICA, QUITE OBVIOUSLY,

APART FROM PLAYBOY IS INVOLVED
IN SOMETHING WEVE BEEN CALLING

THE AMERICAN SEXUAL REVOLUTION.
>> ITS NOT THE 50s, EVERYTHING

IS BUTTONED DOWN AND POST‐WAR.
IT TOOK THE LOOSENING UP OF THE

1960s.
>> LETS EVERYBODY SWING.

>> AND SUDDENLY PEOPLE WERE JUST
TALKING OPENLY ABOUT SEX.

>> SOME DAY THEYLL NEED NAMES
FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WHICH

DESCRIBE THE FUNCTION OF THE
PRODUCT.

HOW ABOUT PREG‐NOT.
SOMETHING EARTHY AND CRUDE,

MOM‐BON, SOMETHING FOR THE
TEENAGERS, JUNIOR MISS.

>> WHEN I THINK ABOUT TAKE ON
SEX, HE IS THE VULNERABLE GUY.

AS AGGRESSIVE AS IT WAS, WHEN
YOU LISTENED TO RICHARD PRIORS

MATERIAL, IT WAS ALL ABOUT
FAILURE.

>> I JUST FOUND OUT SOME TIME
AGO THAT SOMETIMES WOMEN DONT

HAVE OR ORGASMS.
I WAS DOING SERIOUS FAKING.

YOU GET THE HUMP IN YOUR BACK.
TOTALLY, IM OUT.

HOW WAS IT, BABY?
>> HE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT

OUT ON STAGE WITH YOU.
IT WAS JUST A BEAUTIFUL THING.

IT MADE SEX SO MUCH LESS
MYSTIFYING FOR ALL OF US.

>> THERES SOME SILLY CONDOMS
OUT THERE.

I DID SEE ONE GREAT NEW BRAND.
IT SAID EXTRA SUPER SENSITIVE

CONDOMS.
I THOUGHT, WOW, THESE MUST HANG

AROUND AND TALK TO YOU AFTER THE
GUY LEAVES.

>> WHEN I STARTED IN THE 70s,
THE PILL HAD JUST COME OUT.

WOMEN OWNED THEIR BODIES FOR THE
FIRST TIME.

SO NO ONE REALLY TALKED ABOUT
ANYTHING BEFORE THAT SEXUAL

BECAUSE IT JUST WASNT DONE.
NOW WOMEN WERE COMING OUT.

THEY GOT TO LIVE A LITTLE FREER,
AND THERE WAS SOMETHING TO TALK

ABOUT.
>> I DONT KNOW IF YOU READ MY

LATEST BOOK, ADVANCED SEXUAL
POSITIONS, HOW TO ACHIEVE THEM

WITHOUT LAUGHING.
>> IN 1969 DR. DAVID REUBEN

WROTE A BOOK EVERYTHING YOU WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE

AFRAID TO ASK.
HE LICENSED THE NAME OF THE BOOK

AND THEN USED THE SAME FORMAT AS
THE BOOK, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

>> PROCEED WE RECOLLECTION.
>> THE SCENE I LOVE WAS INSIDE

THE GENITALIA AS THEY BEGIN TO
EJACULATE.

>> PREPARE FOR LAUNCHING.
>> WOODY ALLEN AND 4,000 OTHER

GUYS ARE DRESSED AS SPERM.
>> NOTHINGS FUNNIER THAN A

SPERM WITH GLASSES.
>> WOODY IS THE NEUROTIC SPERM

WHOS AFRAID ABOUT SHOOTING OUT.
>> WHAT IF HES MASTURBATING.

I MIGHT AS WELL END UP ON THE
CEILING.

>> HE WAS DEALING HONESTLY WITH
SEXUALITY, EXPECTATIONS,

RELATIONSHIPS, EXPLORING THAT ON
A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL.

>> COMEDIANS REFLECT SOCIETY.
AS SOCIETY OPENED UP, STAND UP

OPENED UP AND ADDRESSED SEX.
NOW LOOK AT THE BEAST THATS

REARED ITS HEAD.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?

>> I LOVE FINGERING.
ITS MY FAVORITE SEXUAL ACT.

IM AN OUTDOORS WOMAN, JUST LIKE
CLIT ‐‐

>> I REALLY DO LIKE TO EDUCATE
IN MY SET.

>> JUST SCRUB IT LIKE A GAME OF
FRUIT NINJA.

JUST LIKE VERY ‐‐ THATS ALL YOU
NEED TO DO.

>> I WISH THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME
WOULD HAVE EXISTED WHEN I WAS

GROWING UP AS A GIRL, SCARED OF
SEX, THINKING THAT IM GOING TO

BE A VIRGIN THE REST OF MY LIFE,
THINKING THAT IM DOING

EVERYTHING WRONG.
>>.

I CAN SPARK CONVERSATIONS
BETWEEN COUPLES BY TALKING ABOUT

SEX ON STAGE THAT OTHERWISE
WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED.

>> I DONT WANT TO GET
[ BLEEP ].

I WANT TO GET ‐‐
>> THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU BRING A DATE TO A COMEDY
CLUB.

ITS AN AMAZING THING.
BECAUSE WHATS HAPPENING IS, THE

COMEDIAN IS YOUR FOREPLAY.
>> PEOPLE LIKE TO GO THERE AND

FEEL IN A WAY MORE NORMAL.
WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING SEXUAL

BEING MADE OF.
IT TAKES THE STING OUT OF IT A

LITTLE BIT.
YOURE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, ITS

OKAY.
>> WHEN YOU BRING PEOPLE OUT,

YOU TALK TO THEM UNTIL THEY TAKE
THEIR GUARD DOWN, EVERYONES

ENJOYING THEMSELVES AND NOT
WALKING AWAY, I CANT BELIEVE

IT.
THEYRE WALKING AWAY SAYING, I

CANT BELIEVE I OPENED UP TO IT.
THATS WHAT LAUGHTER WILL DO.

>> DID YOU DO THE WHOLE BAGLESS
TRICK, PUT IT IN WITHOUT ‐‐

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ITS GETTING
CLOSE, AND I THINK IM GOING

TO ‐‐ I AINT GOT NOTHING ON IT
YET.

THEN IT STARTS GETTING REAL
CLOSE.

NO, SHES GOING TO LET
>>> TURN ON THE RHYTHM, TURN ON

THE ROMANCE, TURN ON THE FUN
WITH MAY WEST.

>> MAY WESTS FILMS WERE SO EDGY
FOR THE TIME PERIOD BECAUSE SHE

SPOKE REALLY FRANKLY ABOUT HER
OWN SEXUALITY AND MADE IT

UNIVERSAL TO ALL WOMENS
SEXUALITY.

THAT HAD REALLY NEVER BEEN DONE
BEFORE.

>> ITS NOT THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE
THAT COUNTS, ITS THE LIFE IN

YOUR MEN.
>> SHE WAS FUNNY, AND SHE REALLY

TOOK OWNERSHIP OF HER SEXUALITY.
SHE WROTE A LOT OF HER OWN

MATERIAL.
SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF INNUENDO.

>> WHEN IM GOOD, IM VERY GOOD.
WHEN IM BAD, IM BETTER.

>> I DONT THINK THERE WAS ANY
WOMAN IN A MOVIE WHO HAD THAT

ATTITUDE ABOUT SEX AND SAID,
ISNT IT GREAT?

SHE WAS THE PIONEER.
SHE GOT TO BE, YOU KNOW, FIRST.

>> THE VACATIONERS PARADISE, A
TROPICAL WONDERLAND, MIAMI

BEACH.
>> THE 40s, 50s AND 60s, A COMIC

WHO SPECIALIZED IN DIRTY
MATERIAL WAS RAMPANT IN MIAMI

BEACH AT THE TIME.
MANY WERE WOMEN.

>> HI, THERE, IM WITH NATIONAL
AIRLINES.

I DONT SIT ON THE PILOTS LAP.
I SIT ON HIS HEAD, AND I GET

BETTER RESULTS.
>> WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS

DOUBLE HUMOR ON A BLATANT LEVEL.
THERE WASNT MUCH DOUBLE.

>> DEFINITION OF INDECENT.
IF ITS LONG ENOUGH, HARD ENOUGH

AND IN FAR ENOUGH, ITS
INDECENT.

>> PEARL WILLIAMS, DELL BARTH,
RUSTY WARREN, THEY ALL BECAME

FAMOUS AS DOING SO‐CALLED
SALACIOUS ACTS.

HARDLY ANYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT
SEX ON STAGE IN THAT DAY AND

AGE.
>> TO DO STANDUP COMEDY YOU HAVE

TO BE A WOMAN WHOS WILLING TO
TAKE RISKS.

AND THE RISKIEST THING YOU CAN
DO AS A WOMAN IN HISTORY IS BE

SEXUALLY LIBERATED.
THOSE TWO GO HAND IN HAND.

>> IM GOING TO GET SOME ‐‐
>> I MENTIONED AND SAID ON THE

RECORD THAT WE WOMEN LIKED SEX.
>> HOW DARE I SAY ‐‐

>> THERES ONE WOMAN OUT THERE
WHO LIKES IT TOO.

>> ITS WONDERFUL.
>> THERE WERE TRADITIONAL SALTY

WOMEN WHO WERE WOMEN THAT COULD
TELL A DIRTY JOKE AND BECAUSE

THEY HAD A SWAGGER ABOUT THEM,
THEY COULD PULL IT OFF.

THEY WERE LIKE TOUGH WOMEN.
>> IF YOU LAY ONE HAND ON ME,

ILL UNSCREW YOUR ARM FROM YOUR
SHOULDER AND BEAT YOUR BRAINS

OUT.
>> ONE WASSESTER ON SANFORD AND

SON, ON STAGE, SHE WAS RAUNCHY.
>> PEANUT BUTTER LEGS, BROWN,

SMOOTH AND EASY TO SPREAD.
>> OH, LAWANDA, SHE WAS TALKING

LIKE A DUDE.
SHES A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT I

LIKE SEX.
WHAT SHE WANTED A MAN TO DO, AND

WHAT SHE WOULD DO.
AND YOURE LAUGHING, BUT YOURE

UNCOMFORTABLE AS HELL.
HOLD IT RIGHT HERE, YOU FREAKEN

MOTHER.
>> I CAN REMEMBER AS A KID WE

WERE PUT ON THE LAWANDA PAIGE
ALBUMS, WE DIDNT REALIZE WHAT

WE WERE LISTENING TO.
AS A KID, THAT WAS FUNNY TO US.

OH, MY GOSH, I CANT WAIT UNTIL
IM ABLE TO TALK LIKE THAT.

>> THEYVE GOT A NEW DISH POWDER
OUT.

LSD, AND KERNEL SANDERS ‐‐
FINGER LICKING GOOD.

>> LA WANDA PAGE WAS A TRAIL
BLAZER FOR URBAN COMEDIANS, FOR

FEMALES DOING ADULT‐STYLE
COMEDY, SHE WAVEPAVED THE WAY.

>> TONIGHT WERE MAKING HISTORY,
THE FIRST TIME FOUR WOMEN ON

STAGE AT THE SAME TIME MAKING A
MOVIE.

>> THE QUEENS OF COMEDY, FOUR
BLACK WOMEN DOING SOMETHING THAT

HAD NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
WE WERE JUST GOING UP SAYING

LETS BE FREE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVED ABOUT

SIMONE, SHE WAS UNAPOLOGETICALLY
SEXY.

SHE WOULD WEAR STUFF ON STAGE,
OKAY, BITCH, YOURE GOING TO

KILL THEM WITH THAT.
IM SICK OF MEN IN DRESS SOCKS

TRYING TO GET THE PUSSY.
HES SLIPPING AND SLIDING.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEXUAL
HANGUPS.

THEYRE UNEASY TALKING ABOUT
SEX.

AND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEBODY WHOS
FREE ENOUGH TO SAY, HEY, I ENJOY

SEX, PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN
THAT.

>> MONIQUE IS BRASH.
MONIQUE HAS A KICK YOU IN YOUR

FACE STYLE.
I THINK IT EVEN INTIMIDATES MEN

WHEN WOMEN ARE VERY OPEN AND
STRONG SEXUALLY.

>> EVERY MAN WANTS TO [ BLEEP ]
A FAT GIRL ONE TIME, BABY, ONE

TIME, AND ONCE YOU GO FAT, YOU
NEVER GO BACK.

ONCE YOU GET SOME FAT PUSSY,
ITS ALL OVER BABY.

>> SHES TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG
GIRLS ARE FUN.

WE HAD BIG WOMEN ALL OVER THE
WORLD THAT WERE, LIKE, YEAH,

ITS LIKE ‐‐
>> YOU SKINNY BITCHES, YOU DONT

HAVE ENOUGH MEAT TO HOLD ‐‐
TOGETHER.

MY LEG BENDING.
BIG GIRL, YOU AINT SAID

NOTHING.
I GOT YOU, STOP CRYING, BOY.

STOP CRYING.
>> OH, I LIKE GOING OVER THE

EDGE.
OH, I LIKE JUST RUNNING AND

JUMPING BABY AND STAGE DIVING
BECAUSE IF YOURE SAYING WHATS

TRUE, HOWEVER COULD YOU NOT SAY
IT.

YOU CAN SPEAK AND BE
UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT IT.

SAY IT OUT LOUD AND GET IT OFF
OF YOU.

>> LINE THESE ‐‐ UP, YOUR TURN,
YOUR TURN.

I BE DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE.
WAIT A MINUTE, O

>>> IM HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
A NEW SEAL OF THE MOTION PICTURE

ASSOCIATION, OCCASIONALLY, NOT
OFTEN, YOU WILL SEE PICTURES

WEARING THIS SIGN.
THEY WILL BE PICTURES DEALING

WITH ADULT THEMES.
>> I THINK ITS LOCKED OR

SOMETHING.
>> SOMETHINGS RIPE FOR HUMOR.

SEX IS RIPE FOR HUMOR BECAUSE IT
INVOLVES PEOPLES HYPED UP

EMOTIONS.
OTHER THINGS RIPE FOR HUMOR.

TEEN SEX.
THE IDEA OF HUMOR THAT PUSHED

THE BOUNDARIES, R RATED HUMOR,
ANIMAL HOUSE WAS THE FIRST ONE

THAT BROKE THROUGH, MADE $100
MILLION AT THE BOX OFFICE.

>> THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY
FRESH ABOUT IT.

CERTAINLY, THERES A MAJOR WISH
FOR FILM AND QUALITY TO THE

MOVIE AS WELL.
BUT ITS WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF

THINGS THAT SPOKE TO US AS
PEOPLE IN OUR 20s WHO HAD GONE

THROUGH THE 60s AND NOW WERE
READY FOR A MORE DIRECT WAY OF

TALKING ABOUT SEXUALITY.
>> GREG, HONEY, IS IT SUPPOSED

TO BE THIS SOFT?
>> WELL, WERE BACK, AND I THINK

BY NOW IT SEEMS LIKE HALF OF THE
AMERICAN POPULATION HAD PROBABLY

SEEN THE BIG HIT PORKYS.
>> WANT TO TAKE A PEEK?

>> YOU HAD PORKYS WHERE YOU
WERE GOING THERES GOING TO BE

TITS IN THIS.
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE

ADVERTISEMENT FOR PORKYS, WERE
GOING TO SEE TITS.

>> EVERY GUY WHO WAS A TEENAGER
WANTS TO LOOK INTO THE GIRLS

LOCKER ROOM.
AND YOU CANT THINK OF A WORSE

WAY FOR THAT TO END.
>> SHES GOT IT.

>> ITS LIKE STOOGES BECAUSE
ITS NEVER GOING TO NOT BE FUNNY

TO SEE A GUY ‐‐ PULLING YOUR
TICK THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL

WHILE YOURE ON THE ERE END
GOING ‐‐

>> I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU LITTLE
FILTHY ‐‐

>> IN THE EARLY 80s WE WATCHED
A LOT OF COMING OF AGE MOVIES

WHILE DOING HALF OF THAT
EQUATION.

>> BEFORE THE DAYS OF INTERNET
PORN, THERE WAS THE MOVIES ‐‐ HE

MADE TOPS FLY OFF.
YOU KIDS WITHOUT THE INTERNET,

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
WE REALLY STRUGGLED.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DONT EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IM ‐‐

WHAT IM DOING AND ‐‐
>> THERE ARE VERY FEW TOPICS

THAT EVERYONE GOES THROUGH.
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS A

MOMENT WHEN THEY HAVENT HAD SEX
AND THEY HAVE TO DO IT.

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO UNTIL
YOU DO IT.

SO ITS GOING TO BE A DISASTER,
AND SO ITS ALWAYS FUNNY.

YOU ROOT FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE THAT
GO WELL.

AND USUALLY IT DOESNT.
>> ITS IN.

OH, MY GOD, ITS IN.
>> EVERYBODY OUT.

COME ON, LETS GO.
McLOVEN.

>> I FULLY RELATED TO IT.
WEVE GOT TO GET LAID BEFORE WE

GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, OTHERWISE
WERE LOVERS.

>> YOULL HAVE SEX IN COLLEGE,
EVERYONE DOES.

>> THE POINT IS TO BE GOOD AT
SEX BY THE TIME YOU GET TO

COLLEGE.
>> AS A TEENAGER YOURE THINKING

ABOUT IVE GOT TO GET SOME SEX.
AND AT SOME POINT, I DONT KNOW

WHAT SEX IS, BUT I KNOW I NEED
IT.

>> OH, YEAH.
>> ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

>> AMERICAN PIE IS A GOOD
ILLUSTRATION OF A YOUNG MAN NOT

BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS
IMPULSES.

HE [ BLEEP ] DESSERT.
IM SURE SOMEONE TODAY IS GOING

TO HAVE SEX WITH A DESSERT.
A PASTRY, A CRONUT, A CAKE OUT

THERE THAT DOESNT KNOW WHATS
COMING TO IT.

>> IM NOT GAY, IVE BEEN WITH
TONS OF WOMEN.

>> I TOUCHED A LOT OF BALLS AT
HEBREW SCHOOL.

>> I BORKED A LOT OF WOMEN IN MY
DAY.

>> ITS A GUY BRAGGING ABOUT
SEX, BUT CLEARLY HES NEVER HAD

IT.
HE WAS JUST TERRIFIED AND WE

TRIED TO THINK ABOUT IT AS
HONESTLY AS WE COULD.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SEX JUST
GOT BY YOU?

>> WOW, THIS IS GRAPHIC.
>> AND THEN SUDDENLY YOURE JUST

SCARED TO DO IT.
>> ANY MAN YOU MEET OF A CERTAIN

AGE, THEY ALL GREW UP WITH THIS
FOUNDATION OF SEX COMEDIES UPON

WHICH TO BUILD.
BUT WOMEN DIDNT REALLY HAVE

THAT SAME FOUNDATION FOR FEMALE
CHARACTERS AND SEX.

>> THE REAL SHIFT IS THE SEX
QUEST OF YOUNG WOMEN WHO STARTED

LOOKING AT IT FROM THIS NEW WAY
WHICH THE SEX SCENE IN TRAIN

WRECK WAS TOTALLY ORIGINAL.
>> CAN WE MAKES IT UP A LITTLE

BIT?
>> IT WAS TOLD FROM A WOMANS

POINT OF VIEW.
THAT WAS IMPORTANT.

IT WASNT REALLY THE HORNY BOY
AND WHAT HE NEEDS, IT WAS THIS

WOMAN AND HER ATTITUDE WAS
REALLY TELLING.

WEVE NOT SEEN IT.
>> TALK TO ME.

>> THERES NO I IN TEAM, BUT
THERES AN I IN WIN, YOU CANT

SPELL VICTORY WITHOUT T‐R‐Y.
>> THESE ARE JUST SPORTS

PHRASES.
ARE THESE NIKE SLOGANS.

>> DO YOU WANT JUST DO IT?
>> JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME AND SAY

SOME DIRTY [ BLEEP ].
>> THATS THE FUN OF

BRIDESMAIDS.
YEAH, WOMEN CAN BE FUNNY IN THAT

SAME BODY WAY.
>> CAN WE GET SOME DICK THIS

WEEKEND?
>> I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR LADY

MOUTH.
>> I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR LADY

MOUTH.
>> THE REASON I WANT TO SEE NEW

VOICES IN SEX COMEDIES, YES, I
WANT TO ACCURATELY REFLECT WHAT

SOCIETY IS, BUT IM ALSO TIRED
OF HEARING THE SAME [ BLEEP ].

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE HEARING NEW
REFRESHING VOICES.

>> ITS LIKE GADOLF IS STARING
AT ME, NO PENIS SHALL PASS.

>> THE GATES ARE MORE OPEN.
>>

>>> I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
SIR, BUT YOURE EATING MY WIFES

HAT.
>> LOOK AT THESE OLD BLACK AND

WHITE SHOWS WHERE LIKE DICK
VAN DYKE AND MARY TYLER MOORE

HAD TO SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS
AND EVERYTHING WAS BUTTONED

DOWN.
IT WAS VERY, VERY DIFFERENT.

>> YOU COULDNT SAY PREGNANT IN
SITCOMS BEFORE.

>> LUCY HAD A BABY AND THEY
COULD NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE SHE WAS

PREGNANT.
>> YOURE BOUND TO BE A LITTLE

CRANKY IN YOUR CONDITION.
>> I AM NOT CRANKY.

>> CONTINUING THE SPECIES,
THATS FILTHY, THATS DIRTY.

>> START AT THE TOES.
>> YOU GOT IT.

>> CABLE ALLOWED A WHOLE
DIFFERENT TYPE OF STORY TELLING

WED NEVER SEEN ON TELEVISION.
>> CREATORS COULD PUSH THE

BOUNDARIES IN WAYS THEY HADNT
PUSHED IT IN THE SEX ARENA.

ANYTIME YOU CAN PUSH BOUNDARIES
IT ALLOWS WAYS FOR YOU TO BE

FUNNY.
>> IM A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT

THE CHOLESTEROL.
>> MARTIN?

>> RIGHT.
>> WITH THE RISE OF HBO, THERE

WAS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FREEDOM
THAT CAME WITH NOT WORRYING

ABOUT BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
IN ANY WAY.

>> THE WOMAN PART OF SEX WAS
DIFFERENT.

THAT WAS WHAT WAS FREEING ABOUT
"SEX IN THE CITY."

IT WAS WOMEN SAYING AND DOING
THINGS WE HADNT SEEN THEM SAY

OR DO ON INVESTIGATION OR IN
FILM, TALKING ABOUT LIVES AND

SEXUAL MISADVENTURES.
THATS WHAT "SEX IN THE CITY"

WAS FOR WOMEN, THE FIRST SHOW
THAT WAS LIKE THIS IS US.

THERE WAS HARDLY ANY PASSIONATE
SEX SCENES IN "SEX IN THE CITY."

WHEN THERE WAS ONE, YOU WERE
JUST LIKE, OKAY, I GET IT.

I WANT TO SEE THE AWKWARDNESS.
>> HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

BEFORE?
>> YEAH, THERE WERE MESSY

AWKWARD WEIRD THINGS.
MIRANDA DATES A GUY FROM OA, AN

OVEREATER.
HE TRIES TO KISS HER.

ON THE SHOW IT WORKED.
>> MIRANDA WENT OUT WITH AN

OVEREATER AND HE OVERATE HER.
>> FOR GUYS LIKE ME WHO WERE

LIKE CLUELESS ABOUT WOMENS
SEXUALITY, HAVING INSIGHT INTO

THE FEMALE PSYCHE ON SOME LEVEL,
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A TV SHOW,

THAT WAS FRESH.
>> "SEX IN THE CITY" REALLY DID

OPEN THE DOOR FOR OTHER SHOWS TO
COME BEHIND IT, STARRING STRONG

WOMEN WITH POWERFUL VOICES,
SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THEIR

VERSION OF THEIR SEXUAL LIVES.
>> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

THAT WAS SO GOOD.
I ALMOST CAME.

>> DO YOU WANT A GATORADE?
>> NOBODY HAS HANDLED FUNNY SEX

BETTER THAN LENA DUNHAM.
SHE WAS INCREDIBLY BOLD AND

BRAVE ABOUT SAYING IM GOING TO
OPEN THE DOOR TO THIS PART OF

LIFE IN AN EXPLICIT WAY.
>> YOURE BLEEDING.

>> OH, MY GOD.
IM NOT SAYING THIS IS EVERY

GIRLS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE BUT I
AM SAYING SEX ISNT ALWAYS

GLAMOROUS.
ITS PAINFUL AND COMPLICATED.

I WANTED TO SEE SCENES WHERE
GIRLS WERENT WEARING NEG ‐‐

>> PLEASE DONT DO THAT, THAT
FEELS AWFUL.

>> THANK YOU, THATS THE RIGHT
SPOT.

>> THE GREAT THING ABOUT CABLE
IS THAT ITS NOT AIMING FOR THE

BIGGEST AUDIENCE, ITS AIMING
FOR A PASSIONATE AUDIENCE.

SEXUAL HUMOR IS SOMETHING COMICS
ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT.

YOU CAN WRITE STUFF THAT WITHIN
THE WORRIED ABOUT KIDS WATCHING

AT THIS HOUR.
YOU CAN MAKE THE THING YOU WANT

AND THEREFORE THE TAKES CAN BE
SUPER SPECIFIC.

>> COME ON, MAN.
NOW WERE GOING TO HIT ONE OF

THESE UNDERGROUND FETISH PARTIES
FULL OF FREAKS, YOU KNOW.

>> EARLY IN MAKING FUN OF NICHE
SEXUAL TASTES.

HE FELT LIKE AFTER MIDNIGHT,
EVERYONE BECOMES A BIT OF AN

URCHIN.
>> OVER HERE, WHAT DOES YOUR

BOYFRIEND THINK ABOUT THAT?
>> THERE IS NO BOYFRIEND.

>> YOU GUYS CAN ONLY IMAGINE
THIS STUFF.

WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW IT
BEHIND US, FETISHES GOING ON,

WOMEN PAYING THEIR OWN BILLS.
CRAZY STUFF IS HAPPENING.

>> EXCUSE ME, MISS?
WHERE AM I?

>> OH, THE INTERNET.
>> ON THE CHAPPELL SHOW WE DID A

SKETCH CALLED IF THE INTERNET
WAS A REAL PLACE, PUT IT IN A

MALL, AND DAVE WALKS THROUGH IT.
>> WHEN DAVE CHAPPELL SPEAKS

ABOUT SEX, LISTEN TO HIM.
HES GOING TO TAKE YOU ON A

RIDE.
>> SO, WANT TO SEE ‐‐ YES, I

WOULD.
>> OKAY.

HES GOING TO TELL A STORY, AND
HES GOING TO PAINT THAT STORY

FOR YOU SO SWELL, THATS WHY THE
DAVE CHAPPELL SHOW WAS SUCH A

SUCCESS.
>> THAT WAS HER ALL RIGHT.

>> TAKE TO YOUR SPECIAL PLACE.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, SHOW ME YOUR

FACE.
IM GOING TO ‐‐ ON IT.

♪
>> WHEN WE SAW THAT VIDEO WITH

THE R. KELLY SITUATION,
EVERYBODY HOLLERED LAUGHING.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IT WAS, AND
YES ‐‐

>> DO WE ‐‐ R KELLY SAID MAN YOU
DID A SKETCH ABOUT ME PEEING ON

A GIRL.
BECAUSE YOU PEED ON A GIRL.

>> WERE 80 TIPS AWAY FROM BEING
DONE WITH 500 HOTTEST SEX TIPS.

PITCH.
>> TAKE A FIVE‐HOUR ENERGY POUR

IT ON YOUR VAGINA BEFORE YOU
HAVE SEX.

>> AMY SCHUMER CAPTURED WHAT
ITS LIKE TO BE A WOMAN THAT

LIVES IN A WORLD WHERE WERE
SUPPOSED TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY

AND ACT A CERTAIN WAY.
>> THIS IS SOMETHING YOU GUYS

COULD SEE YOURSELVES DVRING.
>> AMY TALKS ABOUT THE MESSAGES

WOMEN GET ABOUT SEX IN A REALLY
GOOD WAY OF LIKE IF YOU DO TOO

MUCH YOURE A SLUT, IF YOU DONT
DO IT ENOUGH YOURE A TEASE AND

A PRUDE AND A BITCH.
>> HER EATING SPAGHETTI ON A

COUCH SEXTING.
WHAT SHES SAYING IN HER SEXT IS

NOT WHAT SHES DOING AT HOME.
SHES DOING THIS WITH SPAGHETTI.

BUCKLE UP, BITCHES.
THIS IS COMEDIANS SITTING ON

VIBRATORS, GETTING COFFEE.
SEX IS FUNNY, BUT WHAT WE REALLY

WANTED TO DO WAS TAKE AWAY SHAME
THAT PEOPLE FELT.

ONE OF THE FIRST SEGMENTS WE DID
WAS PEOPLE WITH FOOT FETISH.

I WENT TO A FOOT FETISH PARTY,
INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE, YOU GUYS

ARE GROSS, TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

>> I LIKE THE FACT SHE WAS
SHOWING HER AWFUL FEET.

I TEND TO LIKE FEET, BUT HER
FEET ALMOST DROVE ME OUT OF THE

FOOT FETISH BUSINESS.
>> MY FOOT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

>> NOT BEING AFRAID TO BE THE
FOOL SEXUALLY IS ONE WAY TO

REALLY GET IT ACROSS THAT YOURE
BEING TRUTHFUL.

>> THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE IVE
EVER HAD.

>> ME TOO.
IT WAS

>>> SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE
WEIRD [ BLEEP ] PEOPLE DO

SEXUALLY?
CORRECT, WE SHALL.

MY EX‐GIRLFRIEND USED TO LIKE TO
BE CHOKED DURING SEX.

IM 90% SURE.
WE ONLY TRIED IT ONCE.

IF ANYTHING, I WAS TOO GOOD AT
IT.

>> SEX WAS ALWAYS TABOO.
AND THOSE WALLS HAVE BEEN TORN

DOWN.
FOR BETTER AND WORSE.

BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE ITS SO
EXPLICIT THAT ITS JUST SHOCKING

TO HEAR.
>> IF YOURE DRUNK, AND THROW UP

ON A MANS PENIS MIDBLOW JOB,
YOU CAN SAVE THE MOMENT IF YOU

CAN MUSTER A TADA.
>> SARAH SILVERMAN PUSHES THE

BOUNDARIES OF WHAT WERE READY
TO HEAR.

SHES BRAVE IN THAT WAY AND
TRIES TO TEST YOU OF WHAT YOURE

OKAY.
COMEDY BUSHES THE BOUNDARY.

A GOOD STANDUP WILL WALK THE
VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN SOMETHING

BEING FUNNY AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
THERES A WAY TO DO SEXUAL HUMOR

WHERE ITS CATHARTIC.
YOU THINK THE PORN STARS ARE

HAVING ORGASMS, BUT THEYRE
FAKING IT.

IF YOUR GIRL IS HAVING AN
ORGASM, SHES NOT GOING ‐‐ IF

YOUR GIRL ‐‐
>> PORN FOR ME IS UBIQUITOUS,

BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.
ITS INAPPROPRIATE, AND LETS

START THIS CONVERSATION.
>> CHOKING.

THATS THE NEW THING.
EVERYONES GOT TO GET CHOKED

NOW.
CHOKE ME, GREAT, CHOKE ME, ILL

THROW IN A LITTLE ‐‐
>> SEX IN GENERAL IS MORE

ACCEPTED.
BUT ITS STILL NOT LIKE ALL THE

WAY THERE.
NOW WHATS TABOO IS BEING

JUDGMENTAL OF OTHER PEOPLES
SEXUALITY.

THATS THE TABOO IS BEING HOME
HOMOPHOBIC.

>> GOOD MORNING, COWBOY, WHATS
YOUR NAME?

>> IT WAS A RADICAL STATEMENT
ABOUT WHERE WE WERE SEXUALLY,

AND PLAYED INTO PEOPLES RIGID
SENSE OF SEXUALITY.

I TRIED TO BREAK THAT DOWN IN
A SATIRICAL WAY.

THEY WERE SHOCKED AT HOW GAY THE
MOVIE WAS.

WHAT HAPPENED WE UNDERESTIMATED
THE HOMOPHOBIA.

IT DIDNT FULFILL ITS POTENTIAL
THE WAY IT COULD HAVE BECAUSE

THERE WAS SUCH A POWERFUL
REACTION TO IT.

>> THIS IS A MOVIE THAT PURPORTS
TO MAKE PEOPLE WHO ARE

HOMOPHOBIC NO MORE.
I THINK THIS WILL MAKE PEOPLE IF

YOURE NOT HOMOPHOBIC, I DONT
NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU DO ANAL

INTERCOURSE.
DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILD TO THIS

MOVIE.
>> ANYTIME YOU TALK ABOUT GAY

SEX, PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF IT.
BUT ANYTIME YOU HEAR ABOUT

COMEDY, IT HAS BEEN EXPOSED ON
SUCH A LARGE SCALE.

>> I SUCKED A DICK.
YOU CAN ONLY DO IT MAYBE THREE

TIMES.
YOU DO IT MORE THAN THAT, YOU

GET A HABIT.
>> PRIOR INFLUENCED ME IN A

SENSE.
IF HE CAN ADMIT IT.

WHO AM I NOT TO ADMIT IT.
THAT TAUGHT ME, YOU BETTER BE

HONEST.
>> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY TO

HAVE SEX WITH A TRANSGIRL.
>> WHEN I HEAR JIM NORTON

TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH
TRANSPEOPLE.

THE SKIRT COMES OFF.
ALL RIGHT.

ITS A LARGE CLITORIS.
WHAT AM I GOING TO BE RUDE TO MY

GUEST?
GET OVER HERE.

MY JOB IS NOT TO CONVINCE THE
AUDIENCE THAT THATS OKAY.

MY JOB IS TO TELL THE TRUTH
ABOUT MYSELF WITHOUT TELLING YOU

HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT.
IF YOU DO THAT, THEY HAVE TWO

CHOICES, THEY CAN LAUGH OR NOT
LAUGH.

WELL, YOU PAID FOR A TICKET,
IDIOT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE

FUN.
>> THE GIRL IM DATING NOW,

UNTIL NOW, HAS EXCLUSIVELY DATED
MEN.

IT IS SO EASY TO IMPRESS HER.
OH, MY GOD.

I ASKED HER HOW HER DAY WENT,
SHE ORGASMS ON THE SPOT.

ITS INSANE, YOU GUYS.
>> I FEEL THERES MORE OUT

COMEDIANS NOW THAN EVER IN THE
HISTORY OF STANDUP.

THAT TALK ABOUT GAY SEX.
>> WITH SEX OR ANYTHING, YOURE

TRYING TO RELATE TO OTHER PEOPLE
AND TALK ABOUT THE COMMON HUMAN

EXPERIENCE.
AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS

TO BE WITH OTHER HUMANS IN THE
FLESH WHEN YOURE DOING THAT.

>> WE WENT BACK TO HIS
APARTMENT, STARTED LIKE

ENTERTAINING EACH OTHER, AS THEY
SAY, EXCEPT FOR BY THAT POINT I

WAS HOLDING IN BETWEEN 50 AND 60
FARTS.

>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE MORE OPEN
TO HEARING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH GAY
PEOPLE.

>> PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME I
SHOULD TRY THIS THING CALLED

GRINDER.
I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

GRINDER.
I ASKED A FRIEND TO HELP ME OUT

WHO WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY YES.
BILLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT VERY
PROVOCATIVE THINGS ON A LATE

NIGHT TV SHOW THESE DAYS.
THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

>> WE REALLY DID MAKE A GRINDER
PROFILE FOR CONAN, PUT HIS FACE

ON THERE.
>> LIKE DENNIS THE MENACE

FINALLY CAME OUT.
>> THERES A WAY TO WALK THE

LINE AND EVEN STEP OVER THE
LINE.

>> NICE PROFILE.
>> NICE PROFILE.

>> AND ITS REALLY FUN TO WATCH.
>> WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?

HEY, WHATS UP?
YOU WANT TO GET PLOWED BY A RICH

GINGER?
>> MAN, THE WORLD HAS GOTTEN

MORE PROGRESSIVE.
IT REALLY HAS.

>> ID LOVE TO.
>> ITS PART OF COMEDYS ROLE

AND CULTURE IN GENERAL.
TO MOVE US ALL FORWARD TO A MORE

PROGRESSIVE, OPEN, LIBERATED,
ACCEPTING STATE OF MIND.

>> IS CONAN A BOTTOM?
FIND OUT.

YEAH.

>>> I NEVER HAD CAUSE WELL SEXSU
>> SEX IS BUILT INTO THE

PREMISE.
GATE

GREAT SEX BETWEEN TWO STRANGERS
AND THEY GET PREGNANT.

>> I NEVER DEALT A HAIRY BODY.
>> SOMETHING LIKE "CATASTROPHE,"

YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE THAT CREATED
THE SHOW AND STAR IN THE SHOW.

WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU GET
SOMETHING REAL AND ARE IN TUNE

WITH THAT AND WATCH SOMETHING
VERY ORGANIC AND UNFOLD.

>> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]?
>> JESUS, IM SORRY.

>> BY SHOWING THENESS OF
THEIR SEX LIFE BUT THEY KEEP

SOLDIERING ON, ITS TRUE TO BE A
PARENT IN THE MODERN ERA.

>> HOW DID THAT FEEL?
>> FELT GREAT.

>> IT WONT FEEL LIKE THAT FOR
MUCH LONGER, NOT AFTER YOUR

BIG‐HEADED SON GETS OUT OF IT.
>> WITH MANY PLATFORMS, YOU CAN

JUST EXPLORE A LOT OF DIFFERENT
SEXUALITIES, DIFFERENT DIVERSE

CHARACTERS.
>> THE SHOW CAN HAVE A MILLION,

2 MILLION VIEWERS AND SURVIVE
AND AS A RESULT, YOURE GETTING

A MUCH MORE NESH STORY TELLING
AND PEOPLE CAN BE MORE DARING

AND THAT LEDS TO BETTER SHOWS.
>> WHY DO THEY NEED TO [ BLEEP ]

ANYBODY ELSE?
I KNOW IM NOT RIHANA BUT ARENT

YOU [ BLEEP ] OTHER PEOPLE, TOO.
>> BARELY.

>> ESA RAY HAS AN INTERESTING
POINT OF VIEW WHETHER

APPROACHING SEX OR
RELATIONSHIPS, A BLACK WOMAN

WHOSE AWKWARD ABOUT THINGS IS
VERY INTERESTING.

THEY HAVENT QUITE SEEN THAT
APPROACH.

>> I LOVE ESA RAY BECAUSE SHE
DOES WHAT EVERY WOMAN DO.

WE STAND IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR
AND PUMP OURSELF UP.

IF WE HAVE TO SING A RAP SONG OR
DUE WET

DUET
DUET, SHE SHOWS VULNERABILITY.

I HATE HIM BUT IF HE SHOWS UP,
ILL LET HIM BANG ME OUT ON THE

SOFA.
THATS REAL.

♪
♪

>> EVERY WOMAN, I DONT CARE
WHAT COLOR, YOU YOU ARE HAS

EXPERIENCED BROKEN.
EVERY WOMAN AT ONE TIME OR

ANOTHER HAS CALLED HER
GIRLFRIEND AND SAID SOMETHING,

SOMETHING, LISTEN, SOMETHING
AINT WORKING.

SOMETHING AINT RIGHT.
>> MAYBE ITS DRY AND PAIL,

MAYBE IT REALLY SMELLS, BROKEN.
>> COMEDY CYCLED THROUGH WHEN

YOU KEEP IT BROAD AND GENERIC
AND NOW ITS GETTING AS SPECIFIC

AS POSSIBLE.
>> WERE MAKING VIBRATORS FOR

WOMEN WITH ARTHRITIS.
>> YES, BRILLIANT.

>> PLEASE LET MY WATER BREAK.
>> I THINK I BLACKED OUT.

>> GROW UP.
OLDER WOMEN MASTURBATE, TOO.

>> MOM.
>> AND WE HAVE VAGINAS.

>> ITS ODDTHESE OLDER WOMEN
TALKING ABOUT A VIBRATOR AND

SELLING IT TO OTHER WOMEN.
>> WHAT IS IT?

>> ITS A VIBRATOR.
>> HEAR THIS.

THERE IS THAT ELEMENT AND SO YOU
KNOW IT HAS TO BE HEARD.

>> ANY TIME YOU THINK YOU
SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT SOMETHING

BECAUSE YOURE AFRAID OF THAT,
THATS WHAT YOU PUT ON THE

SCREEN.
SO IS IT HAPPENING?

>> THERE ARE A LOT OF SHOWS THAT
ARE COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE IN

HELPING THE REST OF THE WORLD
GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH EXPERT

EXPERIMENTATION WITH SEX.
>> YOU DIDNT SAY THIS IS WHAT

YOURE INTO.
>> I STILL AM KIND OF SHOCKED

SOMETIMES AND I THINK THATS
AMAZING.

I DONT WANT TO BE SHOCKED.
I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING NEW AND

MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
NOW MORE THAN EVER ITS TIME TO

BE NOISY AND PUSH THE ENVELOPE
MORE.

♪
♪

>> HEY, MAMA.
>> HI, I JUST WANTED TO SAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> YOU CAN PUT SOMETHING ONLINE

AND IT CAN GET INSTANTLY VIEWED
BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

YOU DONT HAVE TO GET APPROVAL
OR NETWORK NOTES AND ANYONE

SAYING YOU CANT SAY THAT.
♪ HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM ♪

>> AS SOMEONE THAT STARRED ON
YOUTUBE, I STARTED MAKING VIDEOS

WITH MY OWN MONEY AND ITS TAKEN
AWAY THIS ILLUSION OF PEOPLE AND

POWER KNOW BETTER WHAT PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO LIKE.

SAME WITH THE GIRLS OF BROAD
CITY, THEY STARTED MAKING BROAD

CITY AND AFTER THAT, THEY GOT
ORDERED TO BE A TV SHOW.

>> THOSE COULD CRACK A COCONUT.
>> HERE WE GO.

ID WRAP MY THIGHS AROUND THAT
BIG BASKETBALL HEAD.

>> THEY ARE CRY UATETREATING MEN
SAME WAY MINIMIZING THEM TO THE

SIZE AND LENGTH OF THEIR PENIS
AND THATS THE ENTIRETY OF THE

GAUGE FOR THEIR HOTNESS.
THATS GROUND BREAKING.

>> THAT IS UNREAL.
YOU ARE JOKING.

>> IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
>> OH MY GOD, NO.

THE OPPOSITE.
SO MUCH.

SO MUCH GOOD.
>> WE HAVE CHARACTERS THAT WOULD

LIKE SEX.
SUSPECTS THEY ARE PURSUING SEX

AS A WAY TO BE INTIMATE AND
SOMETIMES TO ENJOY THEMSELVES

AND AVOID INTIMACY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> ITS A VERY EXCITING TIME
BECAUSE ITS A BIG PIECE OF THE

HUMAN PUZZLE TO AVOID AND SO THE
FACT PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO TALK

ABOUT IT AND ALLOWED TO SHOW IT.
PEOPLE CAN TELL MUCH MORE

INTERESTING STORIES.
>> WHERE IS MY LITTLE FRIEND?

>> HES IN TIME‐OUT.
>> SINCE SEX IS SUCH A HUGE PART

OF EVERYONES LIFE, ESPECIALLY
IN NORTH AMERICA, TRADITIONALLY

PEOPLE SKIRT AROUND AND ARE COY
ABOUT AND COMEDIANS COME OUT AND

SAY THINGS THAT YOURE NOT
SUPPOSED TO SAY IN POLITE

COMPANY GETS FUN.
>> I WANT TO JERK YOU‐ALL OFF,

EVEN THE GIROUXLS.
EVEN THE GIRLS.

>> CAN YOU SAY DICK JOKES?
CAN YOU SAY THAT ON CNN?

>> I DONT KNOW WHY THERE IS A
PROLIFERATION OF DICK JOKES.

>> I DIDNT DO ENOUGH.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN FROM

BIRTH AND YOUR BODY AGES AROUND
IT AND FINALLY YOURE THE SAME

AGE AS YOUR GENITALS.
>> WHEN ITS NOT ERECT, ITS

LIKE A TOTAL FAILURE AND WHEN
ITS ELECT, ITS A MENACE.

>> DICK JOERKSKES ARE UNIVERSAL.
IF YOU CANT GET LAUGHS WITH

THEM, GET OUT, YOURE AWFUL.