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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,372 --> 00:00:03,174 >> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK... 2 00:00:03,174 --> 00:00:03,704 >> CHRISTIAN TROY. 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,206 SEAN McNAMARA, RIGHT? 4 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,307 >> I WAS SEEING THE FUTURE OF 5 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:09,480 MEDICINE. 6 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,311 >> PLASTIC SURGERY? 7 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:12,543 >> THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 8 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:14,045 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE 9 00:00:14,045 --> 00:00:14,715 ABOUT YOURSELF. 10 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:15,586 >> MY ASS. 11 00:00:15,586 --> 00:00:16,447 >> MY EYES. 12 00:00:16,447 --> 00:00:17,418 >> MY KNEES. 13 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,319 >> YOUR KNEES? 14 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,550 >> EVERYTHING. 15 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:24,195 >> YOUR RIGHT EYE IS HALF A 16 00:00:24,195 --> 00:00:25,456 MILLIMETER HIGHER THAN YOUR 17 00:00:25,456 --> 00:00:27,428 LEFT. I´LL GIVE YOU BOTOX HERE 18 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,500 AND HERE. THE BREASTS COULD GO 19 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,332 ONE SIZE BIGGER. AND FINISH OFF 20 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,564 WITH SOME ABDOMINAL LIPO. 21 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:34,565 >> [INDISTINCT] 22 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:36,337 >> WOULD YOU HAVE TO FIX 23 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,538 ANYTHING? 24 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,070 >> LIPOSUCTION RIGHT HERE. 25 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,072 NOW, YOUR BOOBS, LIFT THEM JUST 26 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:45,346 A LITTLE BIT. HERE...AND HERE. 27 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,478 >> YOU ARE A MODEL OF PHYSICAL 28 00:00:47,478 --> 00:00:48,549 PERFECTION. 29 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,580 >> BUT I CAN BE BETTER. 30 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,352 I´VE IDENTIFIED THESE AS MY 31 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,353 PROBLEM AREAS. 32 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,484 DIET? IS THAT WHAT WE TELL THE 33 00:00:53,484 --> 00:00:54,485 20 PEOPLE A WEEK WHO COME IN 34 00:00:54,485 --> 00:00:56,087 HERE? WE´RE IN THE QUICK FIX 35 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:58,259 BIZ. 36 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,360 I THINK YOU COULD GO UP TO A 37 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,661 DOUBLE "D." A "C." 38 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,563 >> CAN I GO BIGGER? OHH! 39 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:09,140 >> I WANT TO DO WHATEVER IT 40 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,402 TAKES TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 41 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:16,447 >> BEAUTY IS SYMMETRY, AND YOU 42 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:19,150 DON´T HAVE ANY. 43 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:26,457 >> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE 44 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:28,589 ABOUT YOURSELVES. IS THAT WHAT 45 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,262 YOU STILL ASK ALL YOUR CONSULTS? 46 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:33,093 >> WELL DONE. YOU REMEMBERED. 47 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,094 >> YEAH. 48 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,526 >> DO YOU REMEMBER US? 49 00:01:35,526 --> 00:01:38,469 >> OF COURSE. UH, MAUREEN AND 50 00:01:38,469 --> 00:01:42,173 MARSHALL AYRES FROM MIAMI. 51 00:01:42,173 --> 00:01:43,874 YOU FIRST CAME TO SEE US IN ´02, 52 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:44,575 RIGHT? 53 00:01:44,575 --> 00:01:46,177 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. REAL ESTATE 54 00:01:46,177 --> 00:01:47,538 BROKERS, RIGHT? "IF YOU WANT 55 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:49,380 SOMEONE WHO CARES, BUY YOUR HOME 56 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:50,441 FROM AYRES." 57 00:01:50,441 --> 00:01:51,442 >> AH! 58 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:53,144 >> YEAH, WE FIGURED THAT GETTING 59 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,785 DUAL FACELIFTS WOULD HELP TO 60 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:56,717 BOOST OUR BUSINESS BACK THEN. 61 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,149 THE HOUSING MARKET WAS SO HOT, 62 00:01:58,149 --> 00:01:59,790 YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDED TO DO 63 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:01,121 ANYTHING YOU COULD TO COMPETE. 64 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,593 >> IMAGE WAS EVERYTHING, AND 65 00:02:02,593 --> 00:02:04,155 PROJECTING SUCCESS MEANT LOOKING 66 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:04,825 YOUNGER. 67 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,826 >> OF COURSE. AND THOSE ARE 68 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,828 OURS, TOO, AREN´T THEY? 69 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,831 >> YEP. OH, AND...[GRUNTS] 70 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,703 MY CALF IMPLANTS. HEH HEH. 71 00:02:12,703 --> 00:02:13,834 >> THEY STILL LOOK GREAT. 72 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,835 DON´T THEY? 73 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:15,836 >> YEAH. 74 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:16,867 >> HUH? 75 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:17,868 >> SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS 76 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:18,869 ANGELES? 77 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:19,870 >> YOU GUYS. 78 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:20,871 >> OK, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 79 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:22,443 MAYBE A FEATHER LIFT, OR REMOVE 80 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:23,574 SOME OF THE PUFFINESS AROUND THE 81 00:02:23,574 --> 00:02:25,576 EYES? 82 00:02:25,576 --> 00:02:28,179 >> WE WANT YOU TO, UM... 83 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:32,183 REVERSE EVERYTHING. 84 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:33,854 YOU GUYS SOLD US A BAD BILL OF 85 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,687 GOODS. 86 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:38,589 >> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 87 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:40,461 YOU WANT US TO UNDO YOUR 88 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:41,592 FACELIFTS. 89 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:43,194 >> AND TAKE OUT THE IMPLANTS. 90 00:02:43,194 --> 00:02:44,465 >> SO YOU CAN LOOK WORSE. 91 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,867 >> SO WE CAN LOOK REAL. 92 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,200 >> FORGIVE ME, BUT FOR YOUR AGES 93 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,871 YOU BOTH LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 94 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,872 >> PRETTY GOOD? I THINK THEY 95 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,404 LOOK GREAT. THE REAL ISSUE IS 96 00:02:53,404 --> 00:02:54,475 NOT ABOUT UNDOING ANYTHING, 97 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,646 IT´S ABOUT TEACHING YOU ABOUT 98 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:56,747 THE TECHNIQUES THAT WE USE 99 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:57,608 TODAY. 100 00:02:57,608 --> 00:02:58,879 >> YOU DON´T GET IT. IT´S NOT 101 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,481 ABOUT REFINING A PROCEDURE, 102 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,553 IT´S THE WHOLE CONCEPT. 103 00:03:02,553 --> 00:03:04,355 >> LOOK, BACK IN THE 1940s, 104 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:05,856 DOCTORS RECOMMENDED CIGARETTES 105 00:03:05,856 --> 00:03:07,688 TO THEIR PATIENTS TO CALM THEM 106 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,560 DOWN. NOW LOOK WHAT WE KNOW 107 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,921 ABOUT THOSE CANCER STICKS. 108 00:03:10,921 --> 00:03:11,962 IT´S NO DIFFERENT. 109 00:03:11,962 --> 00:03:13,694 >> NOBODY EVER DIED FROM LOOKING 110 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,825 TOO YOUNG OR LOOKING TOO 111 00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:15,796 BEAUTIFUL. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE 112 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:16,797 THEM OUT, THAT´S FINE. 113 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,798 DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO, OK? 114 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,799 BUT IT´S NOT GONNA COST YOU ANY 115 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:19,930 LESS THAN IT DID WHEN WE PUT 116 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:20,931 THEM IN. 117 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,503 >> WE WERE HOPING THERE WOULD BE 118 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,835 NO CHARGE. 119 00:03:24,835 --> 00:03:26,877 >> OUR BUSINESS HAS DROPPED 120 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:31,382 OVER 50% IN THE LAST 3 YEARS, 121 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:32,913 JUST BECAUSE OF HOW WE LOOK. 122 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,785 >> WE USED TO BE THE FACES YOU 123 00:03:34,785 --> 00:03:36,687 COULD TRUST. BUT WITH THIS 124 00:03:36,687 --> 00:03:37,918 TIGHTNESS, WE LOOK LIKE WE´RE 125 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,450 JUST ADVERTISING OUR OWN 126 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,751 SELF-LOATHING. 127 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:42,823 WOULD YOU BUY A HOUSE FROM 128 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,824 SOMEONE LIKE THAT? 129 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,556 >> WE MADE THE CHOICE TO GET THE 130 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:46,797 WORK DONE, BUT WE WERE LED TO 131 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:48,699 BELIEVE THAT SOCIETY ACCEPTED 132 00:03:48,699 --> 00:03:51,562 IT. YOU KNOW, THE TIMES THEY ARE 133 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,564 A-CHANGING, AND IF YOU GUYS 134 00:03:53,564 --> 00:03:55,836 DON´T KEEP UP, YOU´RE GONNA GET 135 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,540 SWEPT AWAY JUST LIKE US. 136 00:04:04,475 --> 00:04:07,448 >> OH, SEAN. CHRISTIAN, WOULD 137 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,750 YOU GROW UP, FOR GOD SAKES?! 138 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,523 FOR GOD SAKES. 139 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:17,758 >> DR. CRUZ? 140 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,392 HI. I´M DANIELLA CREIGHTON. 141 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:22,533 YOUR FRIENDLY DRUG DEALER. 142 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:23,534 >> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, 143 00:04:23,534 --> 00:04:24,395 RIGHT. 144 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:25,466 >> VERY CUTE. 145 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,467 CHICKEN? 146 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,769 >> I THINK IT´S A TURKEY. 147 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,542 >> UH, SO WHAT´S THE, UH, NEW 148 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:32,903 GROUNDBREAKING ANESTHESIA I MUST 149 00:04:32,903 --> 00:04:33,904 HAVE? 150 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:35,846 >> SUNEDRA. PROSPROPOFOL 151 00:04:35,846 --> 00:04:37,448 DISODIUM. AND IT CONVERTS INTO 152 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,681 PROPOFOL ONCE INSIDE THE BODY. 153 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,882 >> OK, WELL, HIT ME. WHY IS 154 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,754 SUNEDRA BETTER, IN 10 WORDS OR 155 00:04:43,754 --> 00:04:44,755 LESS? 156 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:46,787 >> UH, ELIMINATES NEGATIVE 157 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,919 AFTER-EFFECTS OF GENERAL 158 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:55,426 ANESTHESIA 89% OF...TIME. 159 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:56,897 >> YOU JUST MADE IT. 160 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,769 >> [LAUGHING] WAS THAT 10? 161 00:04:58,769 --> 00:05:00,801 >> YEAH, THAT WAS 10. 162 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,603 >> WHAT IS IT, LIZZIE? 163 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,874 WE CAME AS SOON AS WE HEARD 164 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:04,875 YOUR SHRIEK. 165 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:05,876 >> DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU? 166 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:07,007 >> I´VE NEVER SEEN THAT TURKEY 167 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,479 BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 168 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:09,640 DR. CHRISTIAN TROY. HOW ARE YOU? 169 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,641 >> DANIELLA CREIGHTON. 170 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:11,642 >> GREAT. 171 00:05:11,642 --> 00:05:12,743 >> PENKALA PHARMACEUTICALS. 172 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:13,884 >> SEAN McNAMARA. IT´S NICE TO 173 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:14,885 MEET YOU. 174 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:16,747 >> IT´S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 175 00:05:16,747 --> 00:05:18,619 I´VE GOT SOME GREAT DISCOUNTS. 176 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,451 UH, TWO OF OUR BEST CLIENTS 177 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:21,722 RECENTLY TOOK EARLY RETIREMENT, 178 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:22,993 SO WE´RE OVERSTOCKED. 179 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,755 >> REALLY? ANYBODY WE KNOW? 180 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:26,627 >> DR. CHAIKEN AND DR. GAINES. 181 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,499 >> CHUCK GAINES? JESUS, HE´S 182 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:29,500 YOUNGER THAN I AM. 183 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,831 >> I THINK HE GOT DEPRESSED. 184 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,603 HE KEPT SAYING HOW PLASTIC 185 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:33,734 SURGERY WAS OVER AND HE DIDN´T 186 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,965 WANT TO BE THE LAST ONE TO TURN 187 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:36,807 THE LIGHTS OUT. 188 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:38,969 SO, WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE 189 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:39,970 CLINICAL TESTS RESULTS AND GET 190 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:40,971 BACK TO ME? 191 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:42,643 >> I SURE WILL. 192 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,874 >> EVEN IF IT´S A NO. 193 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:44,875 >> I WILL. 194 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,016 >> IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING 195 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:46,877 YOU. 196 00:05:46,877 --> 00:05:47,878 >> IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING 197 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:49,019 YOU. 198 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,521 >> YEAH, SEE YOU. 199 00:05:50,521 --> 00:05:51,722 >> CIAO. 200 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:54,485 >> WOW. 201 00:05:54,485 --> 00:05:56,527 WAS SHE REALLY COMING ON TO ME. 202 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:57,628 >> SHE WAS WEARING A WEDDING 203 00:05:57,628 --> 00:05:58,489 RING, LIZ. 204 00:05:58,489 --> 00:05:58,989 >> YEAH, SO? 205 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:00,761 MARRIED WOMEN HAVE FLIRTED WITH 206 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,494 ME BEFORE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 207 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:04,735 IT´S CALLED BI-CURIOUS. 208 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:05,866 >> IT´S CALLED BUY MY STUFF. 209 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:06,937 >> YOU KNOW, I DON´T THINK SHE 210 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:08,799 WAS HERE JUST TO...SELL ME 211 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:10,471 DRUGS. 212 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,443 I MEAN, AFTER 30 YEARS OF BEING 213 00:06:12,443 --> 00:06:13,804 A LESBIAN, I THINK THAT I HAVE 214 00:06:13,804 --> 00:06:14,945 SOME INSTINCTS ABOUT THESE 215 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:15,946 THINGS, YOU KNOW. 216 00:06:15,946 --> 00:06:17,678 >> FINE. JUST BE CAREFUL, OK? 217 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:21,952 YOU ONLY HAVE ONE KIDNEY LEFT. 218 00:06:21,952 --> 00:06:22,753 [POP] 219 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:26,016 OH, YOU TURKEY. 220 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,758 >> WOW. COUPLES COMING IN TO 221 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:29,490 HAVE THEIR PLASTIC SURGERY 222 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,921 REVERSED. DOCTORS LIKE GAINES 223 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:32,593 CLOSING THEIR DOORS. THIS MIGHT 224 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,924 BE A TREND WE´RE LOOKING AT. 225 00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:35,796 >> JESUS, ONE COUPLE AND A 226 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,769 RETIREE AND YOU START TO PANIC. 227 00:06:38,769 --> 00:06:40,571 >> I´M JUST SAYING IT MIGHT BE 228 00:06:40,571 --> 00:06:41,802 SMART TO DIVERSIFY, MAYBE BRING 229 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,574 ON A DERMATOLOGIST, DO MORE 230 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:44,575 FILLERS. 231 00:06:44,575 --> 00:06:45,776 >> YOU EVER EATEN AT LAWRY´S? 232 00:06:45,776 --> 00:06:47,037 IT DIDN´T CHANGE ITS MENU WHEN 233 00:06:47,037 --> 00:06:48,779 THE REST OF THE COUNTRY DECIDED 234 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:49,780 TO CHANGE ITS EATING HABITS. 235 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,512 IT STUCK WITH WHAT IT DID BEST, 236 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,113 RIGHT? MEATS, POTATOES, SALADS. 237 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,915 PLASTIC SURGERY WILL DIE WHEN 238 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,046 PEOPLE BEGIN TO LOOK AT 239 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:57,648 THEMSELVES FOR BEAUTY AND 240 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:58,919 SELF-ESTEEM. AND A HERD OF GEESE 241 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,852 WILL FLY UP MY ASS. 242 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,749 ♫ MAKE ME... 243 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,622 A PERFECT SOUL, 244 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:33,984 A PERFECT MIND, 245 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:38,729 A PERFECT FACE, 246 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:43,033 A PERFECT... 247 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:46,637 LIFE ♫ 248 00:07:51,702 --> 00:07:52,973 >> YOU´RE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE 249 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,975 FOR INJECTIBLES. 250 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:55,976 >> YOU A SMOKER, SEAN? 251 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:56,847 >> NO. 252 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:57,708 >> NEVER? 253 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:58,879 >> NO. 254 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,851 YOU DRINK, THOUGH. LOOKING AT 255 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,853 YOUR FACE, I´D SAY YOU´RE A 256 00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:04,715 3-SCOTCH-A-NIGHT MAN. 257 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:06,757 THIS CREPEY AREA HERE-- 258 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:08,789 DEHYDRATION. 259 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,960 NOTHING TURNS YOU INTO AN OLD 260 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,021 MAN FASTER. 261 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:12,923 >> I CAN SEE I NEED SOME HELP. 262 00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:14,995 WHAT IS YOUR PLAN? 263 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,767 >> LET´S START WITH 15cc OF 264 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:20,100 COSMODERM IN THE LIP LINES. 265 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,932 BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BITTER AND 266 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:24,735 JUDGMENTAL LATELY? NOW NO ONE 267 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:26,777 WILL KNOW WHAT YOU´RE THINKING. 268 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:28,609 THEY´LL JUST BE DRAWN TO YOUR 269 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:33,684 POSITIVE, BOYISH CHARM. 270 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:36,617 10cc OF RADIESSE, BYE-BYE, 271 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,649 JOWLS. 272 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:42,823 10cc OF LIDOCAINE... 273 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,795 AND DEFINITELY SOME BOTOX. 274 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,602 HOW AMAZING IS THAT? 275 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:54,064 >> HMM. NOT BAD. 276 00:08:54,064 --> 00:08:56,907 >> STAY THERE. 277 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:59,109 I DON´T DO THIS FOR EVERYONE, 278 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:04,675 BUT YOU ARE SO CUTE. 279 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:05,946 YOU DON´T FEEL THE WINDS OF 280 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,678 CHANGE. 281 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:09,680 PLASTIC SURGERY IS JUST NOT COOL 282 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,683 ANYMORE. WE´RE BEING CALLED TO 283 00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:15,555 A HIGHER PURPOSE. PEOPLE JUST 284 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,689 FEEL WRONG ABOUT SELF-MUTILATION 285 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,931 FOR YOUTH AND PRESTIGE. AND WHO 286 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:23,664 HAS 2 WEEKS´ RECOVERY TIME? 287 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,065 IT IS SO 2004. 288 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,667 >> SO TOXINS AND FACE FILLERS 289 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,738 ARE YOUR HIGHER PURPOSE? 290 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:30,771 >> WHAT´S YOURS? DARE I ASK? 291 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,572 I HAVEN´T FOUND IT YET, BUT AT 292 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,705 THE MOMENT, I JUST MUTILATE 293 00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:37,077 PEOPLE FOR YOUTH AND PRESTIGE. 294 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,610 >> [CHUCKLES] 295 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:41,682 >> CALL ME THE FACE OF 2004. 296 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,754 [FOOTSTEPS] 297 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:44,815 >> DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO READ 298 00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:45,956 THE RESULTS FROM THE CLINICAL 299 00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:46,957 TRIALS? 300 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:49,820 >> UM...NO. I´M SORRY, BUT I 301 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,091 HAVE NOT. 302 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,995 >> MM. 303 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,697 >> LISTEN, UM... 304 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,669 >> DANI. 305 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:00,771 >> DANI. 306 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,737 >> UH, I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE 307 00:10:06,737 --> 00:10:10,711 STAYING WITH THE PROPOFOL. 308 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,714 I´M USED TO IT, AND, UM... 309 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,946 I´M JUST GONNA STAY WITH IT. 310 00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:18,088 >> OK, THEN. 311 00:10:18,088 --> 00:10:19,890 >> WELL, IT WAS NICE TO HAVE MET 312 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:20,821 YOU. 313 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,694 >> VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 314 00:10:27,658 --> 00:10:30,701 >> YOU WOULDN´T WANT TO... 315 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,863 I DON´T KNOW, UM... 316 00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:35,165 HAVE LUNCH WITH ME SOMETIME, 317 00:10:35,165 --> 00:10:37,167 WOULD YOU? 318 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,839 I PROMISE, NO SHOP TALK. 319 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:39,940 >> HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR 320 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:44,945 HUSBAND´S GONNA FEEL ABOUT THAT? 321 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,919 >> WE´RE...WE´RE SEPARATED. 322 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:53,824 BUT YOU´RE RIGHT. I´M SORRY. 323 00:10:53,824 --> 00:10:57,427 I JUST--I HAVE THESE THOUGHTS... 324 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,659 FANTASIES, AND I NEVER ACT ON 325 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,661 THEM, BUT...YOU JUST--YOU SEEM 326 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,763 SO-- 327 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,896 >> AVAILABLE? 328 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:08,899 >> BEAUTIFUL. 329 00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:11,201 >> OH, GOD. 330 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:13,043 I´M SO SORRY. I´M JUST--I´M 331 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:16,076 GOING THROUGH A PHASE. 332 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,418 WE ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF YOGURT 333 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:33,193 HERE. ON THE OTHER HAND... 334 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:38,028 I´M VERY PARTIAL TO DINNER. 335 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:43,774 Roberta Flack: ♫ THE FIRST TIME 336 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:48,879 EVER I SAW YOUR FACE... ♫ 337 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:49,910 >> I´M NEVER GONNA HAVE A 338 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,481 FACELIFT. BOTOX MAYBE, BUT NO 339 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:52,442 FACELIFTS. 340 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:53,784 >> THAT´S THE REASON YOU´RE ONLY 341 00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:54,714 AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST, LIZZIE, 342 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,786 AND NOT A SUCCESSFUL SURGEON 343 00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:58,749 LIKE MYSELF. OK? YOU´RE NOT 344 00:11:58,749 --> 00:11:59,719 WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE. 345 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,851 >> YOU´RE DEAD WRONG, 346 00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:01,852 SMARTYPANTS. 347 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:02,853 THE REASON I BECAME AN 348 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,494 ANESTHESIOLOGIST IS SO THAT I 349 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:05,926 COULD SWITCH MY SPECIALTIES 350 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,427 WHENEVER I WANTED. CALL ME IN A 351 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,428 YEAR WHEN YOU´RE STANDING OVER 352 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,060 AN EMPTY OPERATING TABLE AND I´M 353 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,461 MAKING BANK OVER THE HEART 354 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:14,064 INSTITUTE AT CEDARS. 355 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,405 >> OH, LOOK WHO´S HERE. 356 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:17,107 FANCYPANTS, HUH? OH, YOU LOOK 357 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,168 GOOD. MAYBE TOO GOOD. GET AN 358 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,169 EXTRA HOUR´S SLEEP? IS THAT WHY 359 00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:20,110 YOU´RE LATE? 360 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,211 >> YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A 361 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:22,072 DIFFERENT PERSON, HUH? 362 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,073 >> WELL, I WENT TO SEE JILL 363 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,374 JACOBSON YESTERDAY. 364 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:25,475 I SAMPLED FROM HER INJECTIBLES 365 00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,416 MENU. 366 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:27,347 >> WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO TO 367 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,348 HER? WE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE DOES 368 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,349 AND BETTER. 369 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,350 >> DERMATOLOGISTS SPECIALIZE IN 370 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,822 THAT KIND OF TREATMENT, AND 371 00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:32,823 FRANKLY, THEY DO A MUCH BETTER 372 00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:33,824 JOB. 373 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,455 >> FINE, OK? BUT WHEN THE STUFF 374 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,827 WEARS OFF, I DON´T WANT YOU 375 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:37,828 GOING BACK TO HER. IF ANYBODY 376 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:38,829 SHOULD BE STABBING YOU WITH A 377 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,090 NEEDLE, IT´S ME AND NOT THE 378 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,091 COMPETITION. 379 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:42,392 >> SHE´S NOT THE COMPETITION 380 00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:43,834 ANYMORE. I HIRED HER THIS 381 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:44,835 MORNING. 382 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:45,966 >> HUH. YOU CAN´T HIRE ANYONE 383 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:46,967 WITHOUT MY APPROVAL. 384 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,068 >> DON´T WORRY, YOU´LL LOVE HER. 385 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,069 YOU´RE HAVING DINNER WITH HER 386 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,070 TOMORROW NIGHT. 387 00:12:50,070 --> 00:13:05,015 Roberta Flack: ♫ YOUR FACE ♫ 388 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,164 >> CHRISTIAN TROY? 389 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:15,165 >> THAT´S ME. 390 00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:16,296 >> HAVE A SEAT. WE´RE RUNNING A 391 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,969 LITTLE BEHIND TODAY. 392 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,001 >> HMM. 393 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,545 HEY. 394 00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:38,548 HMM. ARE THEY ALWAYS THIS BUSY? 395 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:43,553 >> NO. IT´S USUALLY WORSE. 396 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:45,155 >> SO YOU COME HERE QUITE A BIT, 397 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:46,156 THEN? 398 00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:47,157 >> EVERY 6 WEEKS. 399 00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,299 >> WOW. [CHUCKLES] 400 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:51,301 THAT MUST BE AWFUL. 401 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,033 >> NO, IT´S NOT SO BAD. IT´S 402 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,434 JUST LIKE GETTING A HAIRCUT. 403 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,435 >> I MEANT WASTING YOUR TIME AND 404 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,366 MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT DOESN´T 405 00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,237 WORK. 406 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,238 >> I BEG YOUR PARDON? 407 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,239 >> YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU 408 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,240 ONLY USE INJECTIBLES, YOU´LL 409 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,974 NEVER BE SATISFIED. 410 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:05,375 SURE, THERE´S THE HIGH OF 411 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,446 LOOKING GOOD WHEN YOU FIRST GET 412 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,517 IT DONE. BUT THEN YOU START 413 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,979 SEEING THE SPOTS THE DOCTOR 414 00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:11,481 MISSED RIGHT AWAY. 415 00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:15,485 LIKE THESE LINES, HERE. 416 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,387 OF COURSE, THE DOCTOR´S ONLY TOO 417 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,989 WILLING TO SQUEEZE YOU IN. 418 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:20,330 IT´S MORE MONEY FOR HER. 419 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:21,391 >> THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME 420 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:22,392 AGAIN. 421 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,534 >> GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 422 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,336 >> JUST RIGHT HERE I NOTICED. 423 00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:27,537 >> OK. 424 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:28,999 >> YOU CAN´T ARGUE WITH THE 425 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:29,970 RESULTS, THOUGH. 426 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:30,971 >> IF YOU´RE LOOKING FOR REAL 427 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,243 VALUE AND LONG-LASTING RESULTS, 428 00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:36,146 THE ONLY THING YOU CAN RELY ON 429 00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:39,009 IS A QUALIFIED SURGEON. 430 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:42,312 TAKE ONE. 431 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,554 GREAT. 432 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,356 THANK YOU. 433 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:57,497 >> LOIS, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 434 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,469 I THOUGHT WE WERE OVERBOOKED. 435 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:02,132 >> THEY ALL GOT A BETTER OFFER. 436 00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:08,078 >> HOW DARE YOU GET RID OF MY 437 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,079 PATIENTS LIKE THAT. 438 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,310 >> THEY LEFT OF THEIR OWN FREE 439 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,311 WILL. 440 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,512 >> ONLY AFTER YOU FED THEM SOME 441 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,944 BULLSHIT LINE ABOUT THE MARVELS 442 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:15,215 OF PLASTIC SURGERY. 443 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,087 >> ACTUALLY, IT WAS AN EDUCATED 444 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,348 DECISION BASED ON YEARS OF 445 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:21,221 PRACTICE. OF COURSE, I DIDN´T DO 446 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,953 A ONE-YEAR COURSE AT A COMMUNITY 447 00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:26,226 COLLEGE TO BECOME A BEAUTICIAN. 448 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,228 [LAUGHS] SO, I´M SURE THAT I 449 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,399 MISSED OUT ON SOME OF THE FINER 450 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:33,263 POINTS. 451 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,966 >> OH, I GET IT. 452 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,968 THIS IS SOME KIND OF TEST, 453 00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,439 TO SEE WHAT I´M MADE OF BEFORE 454 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,540 WE START WORKING TOGETHER? 455 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,441 >> OH, WE´RE NOT WORKING 456 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,273 TOGETHER, SWEET CHEEKS. 457 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,544 SEE, MY PARTNER NEEDED MY 458 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,476 APPROVAL FOR YOU TO COME ABOARD 459 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:48,078 AND I CAME TO TELL YOU THAT I 460 00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:49,249 DON´T APPROVE. 461 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,350 >> THINGS ARE REALLY BAD, AREN´T 462 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,351 THEY? 463 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,352 >> EXCUSE ME? 464 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,555 >> THE BUSINESS. IT MUST BE. 465 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,087 OR YOU WOULDN´T LOOK LIKE SUCH 466 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,088 SHIT. 467 00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,089 >> [CHUCKLES] 468 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,360 >> I THINK YOU NEED MY HELP. 469 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,561 >> I GOT A BETTER IDEA. YOU COME 470 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,033 TO MY OFFICE, AND I´LL HELP YOU 471 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,034 FILL OUT THAT CLEAVAGE OF YOURS. 472 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:05,035 WHAT ARE YOU, AN "A" CUP? 473 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,037 >> IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU? 474 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:08,498 >> THAT AND YOUR PANCAKE ASS, 475 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:12,742 BUT, UM, WE COULD FIX THAT, TOO. 476 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:17,407 >> HMM. AND, UH... 477 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:21,381 WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO TO MY 478 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,415 ASS, DR. TROY? 479 00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,417 >> WHY DON´T YOU JUST GIVE US 480 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,319 A QUICK LOOK HERE, HUH? 481 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,424 THIS ASS? 482 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,466 THERE´S A LOT I COULD DO WITH 483 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:39,069 THAT. I COULD DEFINITELY TAKE 484 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,131 YOU UP TO A "C" CUP. 485 00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:43,073 >> SHOULD WE LOCK THE DOOR? 486 00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,434 >> WHY, HUH? ALL YOUR PATIENTS 487 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,036 ARE GONE. 488 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:47,207 >> ACTUALLY, THERE´S PROBABLY 489 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,578 ANOTHER 10 OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. 490 00:16:48,578 --> 00:16:49,539 >> [CHUCKLES] 491 00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,311 >> SEE, I CAN BOOK EVERY 15 492 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,444 MINUTES FOR 8 HOURS. 493 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,246 BUT SINCE YOU´RE PART OF THE OLD 494 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,247 GUARD... 495 00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:58,248 >> [CHUCKLES] 496 00:16:58,248 --> 00:16:59,389 >> I GUESS YOU´LL NEVER GET TO 497 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,350 EXPERIENCE WHAT I REALLY HAD TO 498 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:05,225 OFFER YOU. WHICH WAS A FUTURE. 499 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,127 TELL SEAN I SAID THANKS FOR THE 500 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:11,131 OPPORTUNITY. 501 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,263 >> I WILL. AND IF YOU CHANGE 502 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,365 YOUR MIND ABOUT THE, UH, "C" 503 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:20,570 CUP, YOU LET ME KNOW. 504 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:21,511 [MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE] 505 00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:22,512 [GLASS BREAKS] 506 00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:23,513 >> SHIT! 507 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:26,246 JUST A MINUTE. 508 00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:34,053 [EXHALES] BUTTERFINGERS. 509 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,786 COME ON IN. COME IN. 510 00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:39,229 I´D KEEP YOUR SHOES ON. 511 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,230 >> OK. 512 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,231 >> YEAH. 513 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:42,592 [BOTH LAUGH] 514 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,194 >> IT´S BEAUTIFUL HERE, HUH? 515 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:47,397 >> OH, THANK YOU. 516 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,139 SO, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE? 517 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,800 I--I GOT SOME WHITE AND SOME RED 518 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,402 THAT MY HUSBAND BROUGHT BACK 519 00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:55,805 FROM NAPA. UH, HE´S AN EXPERT. 520 00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:57,477 I, UH, THINK HE KNEW MORE ABOUT 521 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,350 WINE THAN HE KNEW ABOUT ME. 522 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,511 OH, GOD, I DIDN´T EVEN ASK IF 523 00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:03,283 YOU DRANK. I JUST--I´VE HEARD 524 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,414 THAT MOST LESBIANS ARE 525 00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:05,385 ALCOHOLICS. 526 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,218 >> OH. WELL, I MUST BE IN THE 527 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,320 SUPER MINORITY. UM, I PREFER 528 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,321 RED. 529 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:14,324 >> ME, TOO. ISN´T THAT WILD? 530 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:15,825 >> YEAH. 531 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,773 >> OH! 532 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,375 >> OH! CAN I USE THIS? 533 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:26,376 >> OH, GOD. 534 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:27,777 >> GOD COMING TO THE RESCUE. 535 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,339 >> OH, GOOD. 536 00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,782 >> IS THIS YOUR FIRST DATE WITH 537 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:33,583 A WOMAN? 538 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,584 >> IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 539 00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:36,346 >> [CHUCKLES] 540 00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:39,349 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 541 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:40,390 >> LOOK, BELIEVE ME, I´M NOT 542 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,122 JUST EXPERIMENTING. 543 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,596 I´M LIKE 75% SURE THAT I´M GAY. 544 00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:51,901 >> 75%, HUH? HMM? 545 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:54,864 >> I´VE, UM...I´VE ALWAYS BEEN 546 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:57,207 ATTRACTED TO WOMEN. 547 00:18:57,207 --> 00:19:01,441 AND, UM...IT LEAVES THE FACT 548 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,414 THAT IN ALL THE YEARS WITH MY 549 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:10,850 HUSBAND, I NEVER ONCE HAD, UH... 550 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,851 I KNOW. 551 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,353 >> HMM. 552 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,356 >> WELL, BOTTOMS UP. 553 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,357 [GLASSES CLINK] 554 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,329 OH, SHIT, I DIDN´T MEAN THAT. 555 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,191 THE-- 556 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,577 >> WHAT YOU DOIN´? 557 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,549 >> I´M TAKING CARE OF THE OTHER 558 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,382 25%. 559 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,404 >> IT´S--IT´S JUST, UM... 560 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,437 I´VE NEVER... 561 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,380 AND... 562 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,311 I JUST--I DON´T WANT YOU TO 563 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,542 EXPECT TOO MUCH. 564 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:17,817 >> I DON´T EXPECT ANYTHING. OK? 565 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,349 I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD 566 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:21,251 TIME. I DON´T CARE IF YOU 567 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:24,524 ORGASM. JUST TRUST ME. IT´S 568 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,528 GONNA BE OK. ALL RIGHT? 569 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:32,262 OK. 570 00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:36,566 >> I TRUST YOU. 571 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,408 OHH... 572 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,643 OHH... 573 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:48,478 [HEART BEATING LOUDLY] 574 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,421 OHH... 575 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:52,822 OHH...OHH... 576 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:55,285 OH! OHH! OHH! 577 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:56,286 UHH! UHH! 578 00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:57,487 [ECHOING] 579 00:20:57,487 --> 00:20:58,728 >> SEAN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL 580 00:20:58,728 --> 00:20:59,689 YOUR LITTLE INJECTIBLES WENCH 581 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:00,730 AND TELL HER SHE WON´T BE HAVING 582 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,261 A JOB HERE. I´M NOT BUDGING ON 583 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,663 THAT ONE, BY THE WAY, SO DON´T 584 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,834 TAX YOU´RE ALREADY OVERWORKED 585 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,496 BRAIN TRYING TO COME UP WITH A 586 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:08,368 WAY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. 587 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,499 >> YEAH, I THINK WE´RE ON THE 588 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:10,600 SAME PAGE ABOUT THAT. 589 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,842 >> WOW! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 590 00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,474 >> TOO MUCH FILLER. 591 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,545 >> YOU WENT BACK A SECOND TIME? 592 00:21:15,545 --> 00:21:16,546 >> AND A THIRD. 593 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:17,547 >> A THIRD? 594 00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:19,278 >> YEAH, LAUGH AWAY, PAL. 595 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,279 YOU´RE GONNA BE DOING THE 596 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,483 CORRECTION. 5cc OF HYALURONIDASE 597 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,284 WHEREVER SHE INJECTED ME. 598 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,616 >> SO, FELLAS, I JUST GOT OFF 599 00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:28,388 THE PHONE WITH A BERNIE 600 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,589 GREENSTEIN, WHO SAID THAT HE´S 601 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,491 REPRESENTING THE AYERS, AND THEY 602 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,493 ARE FILING A LAWSUIT AGAINST US, 603 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,725 CLAIMING LOSS OF INCOME DUE TO 604 00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:36,726 MISREPRESENTATION AND 605 00:21:36,726 --> 00:21:37,827 MALPRACTICE. 606 00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:40,330 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT YOU. 607 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,371 WHO´D YOU PISS OFF? 608 00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:42,472 >> DON´T. 609 00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:43,673 >> WELL, HE´S TRYING TO GET A 610 00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:45,505 COURT ORDER TO SEE A LIST OF 611 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,736 OUR PATIENTS, HOPING THAT THERE 612 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:48,438 ARE MORE DISGRUNTLED FOLKS. 613 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,609 >> BERNIE GREENDICK IS AN 614 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,381 ASSHOLE. OK? AND EVERYTHING HE 615 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:52,742 TOUCHES TURNS TO TABLOID, UH, 616 00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:53,883 HEADLINES, OK? SO WHO GIVES A 617 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:54,884 SHIT? 618 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:55,845 >> ALL RIGHT, COULD WE PUT THE 619 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:56,846 LAWSUIT ASIDE AND BRING THE 620 00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:57,747 SWELLING DOWN? PLEASE? 621 00:21:57,747 --> 00:21:59,519 >> YOU´RE WRONG, SEAN. WE HAVE 622 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,590 PLENTY TO WORRY ABOUT. 623 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,321 ALL PEOPLE NEED TO DO IS HEAR 624 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,453 THE NAME McNAMARA AND TROY IN 625 00:22:03,453 --> 00:22:04,554 CONTEXT WITH A LAWSUIT AND WE´RE 626 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:05,555 SCREWED. 627 00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:08,327 >> OW. 628 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,429 NO, NO, NO, WE CAN´T WORRY ABOUT 629 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,830 THAT. THERE´S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 630 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,332 IT´S ALL OVER, ANYWAY. THE WHOLE 631 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,564 PURSUIT OF PERFECTION IS A 632 00:22:14,564 --> 00:22:16,466 GIGANTIC HOAX. NOTHING CHANGES. 633 00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:17,437 >> WE NEED TO PUT UP A FIGHT, 634 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,338 ALL RIGHT? I´M GONNA GET A 635 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,339 FEATHER LIFT AND YOU´RE GONNA 636 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,471 GIVE IT TO ME, AND YOU´RE 637 00:22:21,471 --> 00:22:22,842 GONNA SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE 638 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,843 DO HERE. 639 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,445 >> UH. OW. AND THAT WOULD DO 640 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,446 WHAT, BESIDES TAKE YOU OUT OF 641 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,477 SURGERY FOR A WEEK? 642 00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:28,578 >> YOU´LL BE THE POSTER BOY FOR 643 00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:29,849 INJECTIBLES, OK? I´LL BE THE 644 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,451 FACE OF THE BUSINESS AND THE 645 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,853 FUTURE OF PLASTIC SURGERY. 646 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,436 >> ALL RIGHT, OLD MAN. YOU SURE 647 00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:47,897 YOU´RE READY TO DO THIS? 648 00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:49,739 >> HOLD ON. I DIDN´T GET THAT. 649 00:22:49,739 --> 00:22:51,871 WAIT. UM, CAN YOU SAY YOUR LINE 650 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,543 AGAIN FOR ME, PLEASE? 651 00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:54,704 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 652 00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:55,875 >> IT´S OK. SHE´S FILMING THIS. 653 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,577 I ASKED HER TO. WE´RE GONNA PUT 654 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,808 THE WHOLE THING ON YOUTUBE. 655 00:22:58,808 --> 00:22:59,809 >> THE SURGERY? 656 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:01,581 >> YES. IT´S PIONEERING, JUST 657 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,912 LIKE WE USED TO BE. ANY LUCK, 658 00:23:02,912 --> 00:23:04,684 THIS WHOLE THING WILL GO VIRAL 659 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:05,685 AND THE WORLD WILL GET TO SEE 660 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,787 JUST HOW EASY A FACELIFT CAN BE 661 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,088 THESE DAYS. 662 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,089 >> OH, YEAH, THAT´LL WORK. 663 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,561 >> WE GET A HALF A MILLION HITS, 664 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:12,792 YOU WAIT--WE´LL GO FROM BEING 665 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,794 SUED TO BEING STARS AGAIN. 666 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,795 >> YEAH. 667 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,727 >> LOOK. [LAUGHS] I KNOW IT 668 00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:18,698 MAKES YOU A LITTLE ANXIOUS 669 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:19,999 TO BE ON CAMERA. 670 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,131 SO JUST PRETEND IT´S NOT THERE. 671 00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:23,132 OK? 672 00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:24,133 >> OK. 673 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:25,134 >> OK. NOW SAY YOUR LINE AGAIN. 674 00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:26,776 AND DO IT GOOD. 675 00:23:26,776 --> 00:23:28,708 >> UH...ARE YOU SURE YOU´RE 676 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,710 READY TO DO THIS? 677 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,582 >> ABSOLU--ABSOLUTELY, DOC. 678 00:23:32,582 --> 00:23:33,983 [CLICKS TONGUE] HEH HEH. 679 00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:35,114 LET´S OPERATE. 680 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,686 >> MUSIC. 681 00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,752 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 682 00:23:42,752 --> 00:23:43,853 >> SWEET DREAMS. 683 00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,995 >> ALL RIGHT...10... 684 00:23:45,995 --> 00:23:48,598 9...8... 685 00:23:48,598 --> 00:23:51,601 7...6... 686 00:23:51,601 --> 00:23:53,002 [MONITOR BEEPING] 687 00:23:53,002 --> 00:23:56,736 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 688 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,739 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 689 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:03,543 [TICKING] 690 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,746 [CAMERAS CLICKING, SHOUTING] 691 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,883 [SHOUTING] 692 00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:15,755 >> CAN YOU FEEL IT? I MEAN, THE 693 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,156 ENERGY IS JUST ELECTRIFYING. 694 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,658 AND JUST THINK, IN A FEW MINUTES 695 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,029 WE´LL BE AT THE END OF AN ERA, 696 00:24:20,029 --> 00:24:21,761 AND EVERYBODY WHO IS ANYBODY WHO 697 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,162 NO LONGER LOOKS THE WAY THEY 698 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,635 USED TO WILL BE HERE TONIGHT. 699 00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:26,766 SPEAKING OF THAT, LOOK WHO IS 700 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,068 HERE. IT´S DR. SEAN McNAMARA. 701 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,039 >> SEAN! 702 00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:31,100 >> HELLO. DON´T YOU LOOK 703 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,101 DASHING. 704 00:24:32,101 --> 00:24:33,042 >> WELL, JOAN, WHEN THEY TOLD ME 705 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:34,173 THAT WE´D BE CELEBRATING THE 706 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,645 DEMISE OF PLASTIC SURGERY 707 00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:36,906 TONIGHT, I KNEW I COULDN´T SHOW 708 00:24:36,906 --> 00:24:37,907 UP IN SCRUBS. 709 00:24:37,907 --> 00:24:39,048 >> [LAUGHS] AND THIS IS YOUR 710 00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:39,909 DATE? 711 00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:40,910 >> YES. THIS IS MY NEW PARTNER 712 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:41,911 CURTIS. 713 00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:43,683 >> OH. I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. 714 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:44,684 >> WELL, THANK YOU. MY DAUGHTER 715 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:45,685 ACTUALLY PICKED IT OUT. 716 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:46,916 >> OH, HELLO. DON´T TELL ME. 717 00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:47,917 VALENTINO, RIGHT? CROCODILE 718 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:50,790 COLLECTION? I HAVE THE SAME 719 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,921 THING IN MY CLOSET. 720 00:24:51,921 --> 00:24:53,663 [ALL LAUGH] 721 00:24:53,663 --> 00:24:54,594 >> WELL, WE SHOULD GET GOING. 722 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,596 WE´RE ALREADY LATE AS IT IS. 723 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:57,727 >> SEAN, WAIT! 724 00:24:57,727 --> 00:25:00,630 [CAMERAS CLICKING, CHATTER] 725 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,131 >> AH! LOOK WHO´S HERE--THE ONE 726 00:25:02,131 --> 00:25:03,673 MAN WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY 727 00:25:03,673 --> 00:25:04,874 DESTROYED THE FINE ART 728 00:25:04,874 --> 00:25:06,075 OF PLASTIC SURGERY, 729 00:25:06,075 --> 00:25:08,077 DR. CHRISTIAN TROY. SO WHAT ARE 730 00:25:08,077 --> 00:25:09,138 YOU DOING, DOC, TRYING TO CRASH 731 00:25:09,138 --> 00:25:10,079 THE PARTY? 732 00:25:10,079 --> 00:25:10,940 >> NO, I HAVE TO STOP-- 733 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:11,811 >> IF ANYONE NEEDS TO BE 734 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:12,812 STOPPED, DOCTOR, I THINK IT´S 735 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,143 YOU. MAYBE YOU´LL LEARN FROM 736 00:25:14,143 --> 00:25:15,244 THE LAWSUIT, HUH? WHAT DO YOU 737 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:17,146 THINK ABOUT THAT? HEY, DOC! WHAT 738 00:25:17,146 --> 00:25:18,848 ARE YOU WEARING? 739 00:25:18,848 --> 00:25:21,851 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 740 00:25:21,851 --> 00:25:23,693 >> OH. YEAH, I GOT HIM RIGHT 741 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:25,755 HERE. 742 00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:29,699 OH, SIR. I´M SORRY. THIS IS A 743 00:25:29,699 --> 00:25:30,800 PRIVATE PARTY. YOU CAN´T COME 744 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,762 IN. YOUR NAME, IT´S NOT EVEN ON 745 00:25:32,762 --> 00:25:35,064 THE LIST. PLEASE STEP BACK. 746 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:59,789 >> SUCH A PRETTY PIG, ISN´T HE? 747 00:25:59,789 --> 00:26:01,931 >> VERY PRETTY. 748 00:26:01,931 --> 00:26:03,893 BUT DO YOU THINK HE´S DONE? 749 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,165 >> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 750 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,036 AHEM. 751 00:26:07,036 --> 00:26:08,267 OOH. 752 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,644 EEW. A LITTLE OVERDONE, I´D SAY. 753 00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:17,076 >> LADIES, I AM SO SORRY THAT 754 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,678 YOU DON´T LIKE YOUR MEAL. 755 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,049 BUT HE JUST REFUSED TO LET ME 756 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:21,751 TENDERIZE HIM FIRST. 757 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:22,652 >> LOOK--HEH HEH--WE´RE 758 00:26:22,652 --> 00:26:24,684 STARVING. NOW, THERE HAS TO BE 759 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:27,186 SOMETHING THAT WE CAN DO. 760 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,688 >> LET´S ASK THE MAN HIMSELF, 761 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,188 SHALL WE? 762 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,661 >> GOOD IDEA. 763 00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:32,021 [POP] 764 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:33,663 All: TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T 765 00:26:33,663 --> 00:26:36,025 LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF. 766 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:37,166 >> EVERYTHING. 767 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:41,270 >> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 768 00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:42,732 LOOK AT ME. 769 00:26:42,732 --> 00:26:45,775 >> LOOK AT ME. 770 00:26:45,775 --> 00:26:47,036 I´M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF 40. 771 00:26:47,036 --> 00:26:49,038 I GOT A... 772 00:26:49,038 --> 00:26:50,910 FAKE TIT FROM A ONE-IN-A-MILLION 773 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,842 CANCER. 774 00:26:52,842 --> 00:26:54,714 I CAN´T LOSE THE POUNDS LIKE I 775 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,115 USED TO. MY HAIR KEEPS FALLING 776 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,848 OUT. MY ENTIRE LIVELIHOOD IS 777 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:00,119 BECOMING THE ENRON OF SURGICAL 778 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,121 PROCEDURES. AND NOW MY CLOSEST 779 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,253 FRIEND, MY... 780 00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:07,727 BIGGEST SUPPORTER IS LEAVING ME. 781 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,128 >> OH, QUIT BEING SO NEGATIVE. 782 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,701 YOU SOUND LIKE SEAN. WHEN YOU 783 00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:13,102 SHOW NO FEAR, YOU PROJECT 784 00:27:13,102 --> 00:27:14,664 CONFIDENCE AND YOUR LIFE WILL 785 00:27:14,664 --> 00:27:16,736 ALWAYS HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF 786 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,008 SUCCESS. 787 00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:22,041 AND IMAGE IS EVERYTHING. 788 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,273 IS IT NOT? 789 00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:31,020 >> SO...WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME, 790 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,021 THEN? 791 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:33,052 >> HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT 792 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,254 INJECTIBLES? 793 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:39,158 THEY REALLY ARE THE FUTURE. 794 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,031 >> THIS IS BULLSHIT. 795 00:27:45,194 --> 00:27:47,166 >> I´LL GET SEAN TO DO THE 796 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,138 SURGERY. 797 00:27:49,138 --> 00:27:51,040 THANKS SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS. 798 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,671 >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 799 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,873 I´VE BEEN WAITING 20 YEARS 800 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,245 TO HIGHLIGHT ALL YOUR FLAWS. 801 00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,747 >> WHY, DO I HAVE A LOT? 802 00:27:57,747 --> 00:27:59,208 >> [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 803 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:01,811 WELL, FOR STARTERS, 804 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:03,452 YOU´RE POMPOUS, SELF-CENTERED, 805 00:28:03,452 --> 00:28:04,453 ALMOST SOCIOPATHIC IN YOUR 806 00:28:04,453 --> 00:28:06,185 COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR ANYONE 807 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,017 BESIDES YOURSELF. YOU HAVE 808 00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:09,218 ALMOST NO TALENT IN THE 809 00:28:09,218 --> 00:28:10,219 OPERATING ROOM. 810 00:28:10,219 --> 00:28:11,690 BUT YOU´VE MANAGED 811 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,922 TO MAKE AN ENTIRE CAREER 812 00:28:12,922 --> 00:28:14,193 RIDING ON MY COATTAILS, ALL THE 813 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,825 WHILE INSISTING THAT YOU´RE THE 814 00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:17,797 ONE WHO IS THE REAL STAR. 815 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:18,928 FOR THE LONGEST TIME I ACTUALLY 816 00:28:18,928 --> 00:28:20,970 ADMIRED YOU FOR HOW EASILY LIFE 817 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,832 SEEMED TO BEND TO YOUR WILL, 818 00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:24,934 HOW WOMEN FELL AT YOUR FEET. 819 00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:26,205 AND THEN I GREW TO HATE YOU FOR 820 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,937 HOW CARELESS AND SINGLE-MINDED 821 00:28:27,937 --> 00:28:29,008 YOU COULD BE. 822 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,210 NOW I JUST THINK IT´S SAD, 823 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,812 BECAUSE FOR SOMEONE WHO´S SO 824 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,814 DESPERATE TO SUCCEED AND GET 825 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,486 RECOGNITION, I SEE JUST HOW 826 00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:39,448 LONELY YOU REALLY ARE. 827 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,190 WHEN I´M GONE, YOU´LL HAVE 828 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:43,452 NO ONE LEFT IN YOUR LIFE 829 00:28:43,452 --> 00:28:48,057 WHO CARES FOR YOU. AND... 830 00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:50,299 YOU WILL DIE ALONE. 831 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:17,156 >> AM I REALLY THIS UGLY? 832 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,028 >> DON´T BE UPSET. 833 00:29:19,028 --> 00:29:20,429 LET YOUR SHORTCOMINGS AND YOUR 834 00:29:20,429 --> 00:29:22,491 FLAWS FUEL YOU. LET THEM PUSH 835 00:29:22,491 --> 00:29:23,392 YOU FURTHER THAN YOU EVER 836 00:29:23,392 --> 00:29:25,034 THOUGHT YOU COULD GO. 837 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:26,335 WHEN YOU STOP STRIVING FOR 838 00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:28,297 PERFECTION, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE 839 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,298 DEAD, BUDDY BOY. 840 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:32,301 [PATS HIM] 841 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:35,774 [WAVES CRASHING] 842 00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:58,968 >> I´M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT 843 00:29:58,968 --> 00:29:59,999 HAPPENED. 844 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,101 >> DON´T BE. I´M NOT DEAD. 845 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,373 I HAVE SO MUCH SILICONE IN ME, 846 00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:07,376 I STAYED AFLOAT FOR DAYS. 847 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:10,239 DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT´S OK. 848 00:30:10,239 --> 00:30:12,441 COME ON. I´VE HAD A REALLY LONG 849 00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:14,113 DAY. 850 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,115 [TICKING] 851 00:30:27,997 --> 00:30:30,029 >> I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 852 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,061 >> PROVE IT. 853 00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:43,272 Kimber´s voice: YOU COULDN´T 854 00:30:43,272 --> 00:30:45,574 SAVE ME, HONEY. 855 00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:49,979 NOBODY COULD. 856 00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:52,321 GOOD-BYE, CHRISTIAN. 857 00:31:05,494 --> 00:31:08,467 >> DON´T WORRY, I´LL NEVER LEAVE 858 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:09,398 YOU. 859 00:31:09,398 --> 00:31:14,443 >> WHO ARE YOU? 860 00:31:14,443 --> 00:31:16,005 >> YOU DON´T SEE THE FAMILY 861 00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:18,407 RESEMBLANCE? 862 00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:22,151 COME GIVE YOUR DAD A HUG. 863 00:31:22,151 --> 00:31:24,453 >> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 864 00:31:24,453 --> 00:31:26,015 YOU´RE NOT MY FATHER, YOU´RE 865 00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:28,157 A MONSTER. 866 00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:34,563 >> YOU CAN TRY AND DENY WHERE 867 00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:37,166 YOU CAME FROM AS MUCH AS YOU 868 00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:41,270 WANT, BUT YOU´LL ALWAYS BE 869 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:44,103 DADDY´S LITTLE BOY. 870 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,274 >> [GRUNTS] 871 00:31:45,274 --> 00:31:47,306 >> UHH! 872 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:55,314 AW, ARE YOU TRYING TO REARRANGE 873 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,516 MY FACE, JUST LIKE YOU´RE DOING 874 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,248 TO YOUR OWN ON THE SURGERY TABLE 875 00:31:59,248 --> 00:32:00,389 RIGHT NOW? 876 00:32:00,389 --> 00:32:06,295 [CHUCKLES] 877 00:32:06,295 --> 00:32:12,201 AHH. STOP FIGHTING WHO YOU ARE. 878 00:32:12,201 --> 00:32:15,164 MY DARKNESS IS A PART OF YOU. 879 00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:17,466 YOU HAVE MY DNA, CHRISTIAN. YOU 880 00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:22,011 HAVE MY DNA. 881 00:32:22,011 --> 00:32:23,412 ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU 882 00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:25,014 DID A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING 883 00:32:25,014 --> 00:32:27,476 ON YOUR OWN. 884 00:32:27,476 --> 00:32:31,150 >> STOP. SEAN, PLEASE, 885 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,022 DON´T HURT ME. 886 00:32:33,022 --> 00:32:35,084 >> OH, IT´LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU 887 00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:37,086 KNOW IT. 888 00:32:43,432 --> 00:32:46,235 DID YOU KNOW THAT GETTING 889 00:32:46,235 --> 00:32:47,997 A FACELIFT IS THE PHYSIOLOGICAL 890 00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:48,998 EQUIVALENT OF GOING THROUGH 891 00:32:48,998 --> 00:32:50,199 A WINDSHIELD AT 60 MILES 892 00:32:50,199 --> 00:32:51,200 AN HOUR? 893 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,142 >> PLEASE, DON´T. PLEASE. 894 00:32:53,142 --> 00:32:58,177 [MUFFLED MUMBLING] 895 00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,378 >> I CAN BRING HIM OUT NOW. 896 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,510 >> WE´RE DONE. 897 00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,053 TURN THAT THING OFF. 898 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,062 >> [GRUNTS] 899 00:33:13,062 --> 00:33:14,363 NEVER LET ME GIVE A PATIENT 900 00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:16,395 A HARD TIME ABOUT PAIN AGAIN. 901 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,097 AHH! OHH. 902 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,028 >> YOU KNOW, UNDER NORMAL 903 00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,330 CIRCUMSTANCES, I´D RUB IT IN. 904 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,531 BUT BECAUSE YOU DID IT FOR 905 00:33:22,531 --> 00:33:25,504 THE BUSINESS, I´M GONNA INCREASE 906 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,306 YOUR MORPHINE REGIME AND SAY 907 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,308 THANK YOU. 908 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,446 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 909 00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:39,288 >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GOOD 910 00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:41,290 ALREADY. 911 00:33:46,395 --> 00:33:47,526 YOU DIDN´T DO THIS BECAUSE OF 912 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,657 A LAWSUIT OR BECAUSE YOU TOOK 913 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:50,259 ONE FOR THE TEAM. YOU DID IT 914 00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:53,362 BECAUSE YOU WANTED A FACELIFT. 915 00:33:59,508 --> 00:34:00,639 >> I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS 916 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,273 SHAVING A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 917 00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:05,674 NOTHING ANYBODY ELSE WOULD SEE, 918 00:34:05,674 --> 00:34:06,745 BUT I DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 919 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,217 >> EVERYONE GETS OLDER, 920 00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:10,179 CHRISTIAN. YOU KNOW, AND YOU´RE 921 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,550 ONE OF THOSE LUCKY ONES. YOU´RE 922 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,422 ONLY GONNA GET BETTER LOOKING. 923 00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:15,454 >> HMM. 924 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,485 YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE 925 00:34:16,485 --> 00:34:19,228 RELATIONSHIPS THAT NEVER LAST? 926 00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:20,459 OR WHY I TRADE IN MY CAR EVERY 927 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:21,430 6 MONTHS? 928 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,692 >> A.D.D.? A COMPLETE LACK OF 929 00:34:23,692 --> 00:34:24,633 A SOUL? 930 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:30,239 >> NO. I HATE CHANGE. 931 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,502 TERRIFIED BY IT. I DON´T LIKE IT 932 00:34:33,502 --> 00:34:37,276 WHEN THINGS END. I LIKE TO END 933 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,808 THEM MYSELF, ON MY OWN TERMS. 934 00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:40,749 >> IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING 935 00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:41,780 HURT, HUH? 936 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,453 >> IT ALSO KEEPS ME ALONE. 937 00:34:44,453 --> 00:34:45,414 I JUST CAN´T ACCEPT IT WHEN 938 00:34:45,414 --> 00:34:48,557 THINGS ARE OVER. 939 00:34:48,557 --> 00:34:51,590 WHEN THINGS ARE PERFECT, YOU 940 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,461 KNOW. 941 00:34:52,461 --> 00:34:56,225 >> LIFE IS NOT PERFECT. LIFE IS 942 00:34:56,225 --> 00:34:59,728 MESSY. SOMETIMES LIFE IS VERY 943 00:34:59,728 --> 00:35:00,629 MESSY. 944 00:35:00,629 --> 00:35:02,731 >> WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME? 945 00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,473 >> I´M TALKING ABOUT LIFE. 946 00:35:04,473 --> 00:35:06,335 YOU KNOW, AND WANTING THINGS TO 947 00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:07,576 BE PERFECT AND GETTING 948 00:35:07,576 --> 00:35:09,578 DISAPPOINTED OVER AND OVER AND 949 00:35:09,578 --> 00:35:11,610 OVER BECAUSE IT´S NEVER GONNA 950 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,443 BE. THEN WHAT HAPPENS? YOU END 951 00:35:14,443 --> 00:35:15,384 UP BEING ALONE. 952 00:35:15,384 --> 00:35:18,487 >> HMM. DEPRESSING. 953 00:35:18,487 --> 00:35:20,649 >> I SLEPT WITH DANIELLA. 954 00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:23,492 SHE´S GREAT, OK. SHE´S 955 00:35:23,492 --> 00:35:24,753 ABSOLUTELY GREAT. AND SHE´S 956 00:35:24,753 --> 00:35:26,495 GORGEOUS AND SHE´S FUNNY 957 00:35:26,495 --> 00:35:28,257 AND...GORGEOUS. 958 00:35:28,257 --> 00:35:29,398 >> MM-HMM. 959 00:35:29,398 --> 00:35:31,660 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK, OK, I´VE 960 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,402 WAITED AND THIS IS MY REWARD, 961 00:35:33,402 --> 00:35:37,306 RIGHT? WE WERE MAKING LOVE AND, 962 00:35:37,306 --> 00:35:40,509 UH, SHE´S HAVING THIS ORGASM 963 00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:43,612 THAT´S JUST... 964 00:35:43,612 --> 00:35:44,743 >> [CHUCKLES] 965 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:51,220 >> I KNOW. AND THEN SHE, UH... 966 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:51,680 >> SHE WHAT? 967 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,921 >> I CAN´T EVEN SAY IT. I CAN´T 968 00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:53,582 SAY IT. 969 00:35:53,582 --> 00:35:54,353 >> EJACULATED? 970 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,754 >> LIKE A FIRE HOSE. 971 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,555 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 972 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,386 >> I ALMOST DROWNED. 973 00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:58,457 >> HA HA. 974 00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,288 >> IT´S NOT FUNNY. 975 00:35:59,288 --> 00:36:00,459 >> IT´S PRETTY FUNNY. 976 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,930 >> I MEAN, I TOLD HER, I SAID, 977 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:03,532 "IT´S OK. I DON´T MIND IT, I 978 00:36:03,532 --> 00:36:05,394 THINK OF IT AS A COMPLIMENT." 979 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:07,266 BUT THE TRUTH IS-- 980 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,267 >> THE TRUTH IS YOU´RE JUST LIKE 981 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:13,442 ME. YOU WANT LIFE TO BE EASY 982 00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:17,306 AND CLEAN. 983 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:22,411 THAT´S A DAMN SHAME. 984 00:36:22,411 --> 00:36:23,552 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 985 00:36:23,552 --> 00:36:24,483 >> WHO IS IT? 986 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,615 >> IT´S ME, LIZ. 987 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,262 CAN I COME IN? 988 00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:35,524 >> I DON´T THINK SO. 989 00:36:35,524 --> 00:36:37,526 >> PLEASE? 990 00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:52,711 LOOK, I KNOW I DIDN´T CALL YOU, 991 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,413 AND IT´S ONLY BECAUSE-- 992 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:55,444 >> YOU WERE REPULSED AND 993 00:36:55,444 --> 00:36:56,285 DISGUSTED. 994 00:36:56,285 --> 00:36:58,487 >> NO. 995 00:36:58,487 --> 00:36:59,688 SHOCKED. 996 00:36:59,688 --> 00:37:02,521 >> THANKS. 997 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:05,554 >> ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS 998 00:37:05,554 --> 00:37:09,558 UNEXPECTED. 999 00:37:09,558 --> 00:37:10,929 AND IT FREAKED ME OUT, AND I GOT 1000 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:15,964 SCARED. IT´S NOT YOU. 1001 00:37:15,964 --> 00:37:19,007 I THOUGHT THAT WOMEN WHO COULD, 1002 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:20,709 YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW... 1003 00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:22,411 >> SQUIRT. 1004 00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:24,643 >> YEAH, SQUIRT. I THOUGHT THEY 1005 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:28,577 ONLY EXISTED IN LESBIAN PORN. 1006 00:37:28,577 --> 00:37:33,552 BUT YOU ARE SO REAL. AND I DON´T 1007 00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:37,456 WANT TO GIVE UP ON SOMEONE 1008 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,988 WHO I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO 1009 00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:42,591 BECAUSE OF MY IGNORANCE. 1010 00:37:42,591 --> 00:37:45,994 YOU ARE WONDERFUL. AND I AM SO 1011 00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:48,637 SORRY. 1012 00:37:48,637 --> 00:37:51,600 >> HEY, HON. WHO IS IT? 1013 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,673 >> UM, IT´S DR. ELIZABETH CRUZ 1014 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,875 FROM McNAMARA/TROY. SHE´S 1015 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:57,946 A CLIENT OF MINE, AND WE 1016 00:37:57,946 --> 00:37:59,478 DISCOVERED THAT WE´RE NEIGHBORS, 1017 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,610 SO I TOLD HER THAT IF THERE WAS 1018 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,482 ANY SAMPLE SHE WANTED, SHE COULD 1019 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,884 JUST--SHE COULD STOP BY. 1020 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,417 THIS IS MY HUSBAND EDWARD. 1021 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:09,558 >> HI. NICE TO MEET YOU, 1022 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:10,489 DR. CRUZ. 1023 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,420 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 1024 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,622 >> WHATEVER SHE´S SELLING, CAN´T 1025 00:38:13,622 --> 00:38:15,394 GO WRONG. 1026 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:17,466 >> RIGHT. 1027 00:38:17,466 --> 00:38:18,667 >> HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU OUT? 1028 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,799 >> SURE. 1029 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,501 >> I´LL BE RIGHT BACK, SWEETIE. 1030 00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:24,503 >> OK, SURE. 1031 00:38:38,887 --> 00:38:40,419 >> ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR 1032 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,491 HUSBAND? 1033 00:38:42,491 --> 00:38:44,823 >> I CAN´T DO IT, LIZ. I CAN´T. 1034 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,926 I CAN´T BE GAY. 1035 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:51,400 >> YOU ARE GAY. 1036 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,534 >> MAYBE. BUT... 1037 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,737 AT LEAST WITH HIM I´M NORMAL. 1038 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:01,670 I DON´T DO THAT. 1039 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:03,011 >> YOU´RE GONNA MISS OUT ON 1040 00:39:03,011 --> 00:39:05,614 A LOT OF JOY. 1041 00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:06,945 >> BEING LIKE THAT DOESN´T BRING 1042 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,548 ME JOY. 1043 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:10,949 IT´S JUST NOT HOW I SEE MYSELF. 1044 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:14,583 IT´S JUST NOT... 1045 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:19,788 NOT HOW I WANT TO SEE MYSELF. 1046 00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:22,431 I´M--I´M SO SORRY. 1047 00:39:22,431 --> 00:39:24,533 >> ME, TOO. 1048 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:43,612 >> AHH, THAT´S THE KIND OF CALL 1049 00:39:43,612 --> 00:39:44,783 YOU LIKE TO GET FROM YOUR 1050 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:45,454 LAWYER. 1051 00:39:45,454 --> 00:39:46,455 >> I TOLD YOU THE AYERS DIDN´T 1052 00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:47,586 HAVE A CASE. THE ONLY THING THEY 1053 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:48,757 HAD IS BALLS FOR TRYING TO SUE 1054 00:39:48,757 --> 00:39:49,718 US IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1055 00:39:49,718 --> 00:39:50,659 >> TOO BAD. THEY COULD HAVE 1056 00:39:50,659 --> 00:39:51,790 GOTTEN A FEATHER LIFT FOR HALF 1057 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:52,721 OFF INSTEAD. 1058 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:53,622 >> MM-HMM. 1059 00:39:53,622 --> 00:39:54,863 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU GETTING 1060 00:39:54,863 --> 00:39:56,565 THAT SURGERY HELPED OUR CASE. 1061 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:57,566 >> SO YOU´RE SAYING THAT THAT 1062 00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:00,469 INFLATED EGO OF MINE COULD HAVE 1063 00:40:00,469 --> 00:40:02,571 HELPED US FOR A CHANGE? 1064 00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:04,603 >> I´M JUST SAYING YOU REALLY 1065 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:05,534 PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH 1066 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:07,606 WAS. I ADMIRE THAT. 1067 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,737 >> GOOD. 1068 00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:10,609 >> TO OUR CONTINUED SUCCESS. 1069 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:11,910 >> CHEERS. 1070 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,813 >> YES, CHEERS. 1071 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,645 YOU´RE NOT DRINKING? IT´S BAD 1072 00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:17,516 LUCK. 1073 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:18,447 >> NO, NO, NO. I´M STILL 1074 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:19,518 RECOVERING. YOU KNOW, I DON´T 1075 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,590 WANT TO GET ALL SWELLED UP, LOOK 1076 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:22,651 LIKE I CAME FROM JILL JACOBSON´S 1077 00:40:22,651 --> 00:40:23,522 OFFICE. 1078 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,524 >> OH, YEAH. THAT WOULDN´T BE 1079 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:26,495 GOOD. 1080 00:40:26,495 --> 00:40:27,596 >> HEY, FELLAS, HAVE YOU SEEN 1081 00:40:27,596 --> 00:40:29,898 THIS? YOUR SURGERY IS ONE OF 1082 00:40:29,898 --> 00:40:31,760 THE FEATURED VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. 1083 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,601 >> YOU´RE KIDDING. 1084 00:40:32,601 --> 00:40:33,532 >> WOW. 1085 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,563 >> MM-MMM. IT´S ALREADY 1086 00:40:34,563 --> 00:40:35,634 A QUARTER OF A MILLION HITS. 1087 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,035 >> OH, LOOK, IT´S OVER 300,000 1088 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:37,866 NOW. 1089 00:40:37,866 --> 00:40:38,907 >> SEE THAT? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD 1090 00:40:38,907 --> 00:40:39,908 BE A HIT. 1091 00:40:39,908 --> 00:40:41,910 >> OH, YEAH. LOOK AT THAT. OVER 1092 00:40:41,910 --> 00:40:43,111 40,000 COMMENTS. 1093 00:40:43,111 --> 00:40:44,112 >> I THINK PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO 1094 00:40:44,112 --> 00:40:45,113 GET IN CONTACT WITH US. IS THERE 1095 00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:46,044 ANYWAY WE CAN GET OUR PHONE 1096 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,576 NUMBER ON THIS WEBSITE? THIS IS 1097 00:40:47,576 --> 00:40:48,977 LIKE FREE ADVERTISING. I TOLD 1098 00:40:48,977 --> 00:40:49,848 YOU THAT LAWSUIT WOULD BE 1099 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:50,779 THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO 1100 00:40:50,779 --> 00:40:54,052 THIS BUSINESS. 1101 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,785 >> OH, YOU KNOW, I´M NOT SURE 1102 00:40:56,785 --> 00:40:58,787 EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS ENTHUSED 1103 00:40:58,787 --> 00:41:00,759 ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. 1104 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:02,861 >> "WHAT A BARBARIC THING TO DO 1105 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,733 TO SOMEONE." "DOES ANYONE REALLY 1106 00:41:04,733 --> 00:41:05,934 THINK PLASTIC SURGERY MAKES 1107 00:41:05,934 --> 00:41:07,666 SENSE ANYMORE?" "THIS IS 1108 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,668 DISGUSTING." "FACELIFTS ARE SO 1109 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:10,839 2004." 1110 00:41:10,839 --> 00:41:12,000 >> OH, COME ON. IT CAN´T BE ALL 1111 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,543 OF THEM. GIVE ME THIS THING. 1112 00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:27,055 MAYBE I NEED TO POST 1113 00:41:27,055 --> 00:41:28,657 A FOLLOW-UP NOW THAT I´M FULLY 1114 00:41:28,657 --> 00:41:30,018 HEALED. 1115 00:41:30,018 --> 00:41:31,960 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 1116 00:41:39,868 --> 00:41:41,229 [SIGHS] 70316

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