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>> WHY ARE YOU WITH ME,

CHRISTIAN? YOU THINK I´M STUPID.

YOU HATE YOURSELF LIKE I DO.

I ALWAYS GO BACK TO YOU BECAUSE

YOU HATE ME THE BEST.

>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> CHRISTIAN LOVES YOU, AND HE

IS FAITHFUL TO YOU.

>> I DON´T KNOW WHO HE IS.

I DON´T KNOW WHO I AM.

>> [BOTH PANTING]

>> WE´RE BAD. LIKE, THIS IS

REALLY BAD.

>> HECK IF I DON´T FEEL GUILTY.

>> CURTIS?

>> [LAUGHS]

I GOT TO TELL YOU, I WAS

A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD

YOU WON THE POLAND AWARD. WE´RE

LUCKY, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, SEAN?

MOST POOR BASTARDS, THEY NEVER

GET TO FIND OUT WHAT THEIR TRUE

PURPOSE IN LIFE IS.

>> USUALLY, WE ASK OUR NEW

CLIENTS WHAT THEY DON´T LIKE

ABOUT THEMSELVES, BUT IN THIS

CASE, I THINK WE CAN FIGURE IT

OUT.

>> WHAT HAPPENED? CAR ACCIDENT?

>> PHYSICS. 170 POUND MAN FALLS

245 FEET, QUICKLY REACHING

A MAXIMUM VELOCITY OF 86 MILES

AN HOUR BEFORE HE HITS THE WATER

4 SECONDS LATER--WHICH, I KNOW,

DOESN´T SOUND LIKE A LONG TIME.

BUT IT´S A FRICKIN´ ETERNITY.

>> AND WAS THIS A SUICIDE

ATTEMPT?

>> YEAH, AT THE MOST CLICHED

SPOT ON THE PLANET--THE GOLDEN

GATE BRIDGE.

>> AND YOU SURVIVED THE FALL.

YOU...MUST BE ONE IN A MILLION.

>> CLOSE. ABOUT 1,200 PEOPLE

HAVE JUMPED FROM THE BRIDGE.

CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE--

THE CURRENT´S SO STRONG THERE,

THEY ASSUME MORE THAN THAT HAVE

JUMPED WITHOUT BEING SEEN, HAVE

BEEN SWEPT OUT TO SEA OR TAKEN

BY SHARKS. ONLY ABOUT 40 OF US

HAVE LIVED TO TELL THE TALE.

>> WHY´D YOU DO IT?

>> UH, WHAT MY PARTNER MEANS IS,

WE´RE GOING TO NEED A COMPLETE

PSYCHOLOGICAL PICTURE BEFORE WE

CAN AGREE TO OPERATE ON YOU.

>> I DON´T MIND TALKING ABOUT

IT.

I´M AS SANE AS THE NEXT GUY. MY

PSYCHIATRIST AGREES.

YOU EVER TRY AND KILL YOURSELF?

>> NO.

>> UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, DR. TROY?

>> YOU KNOW, I´VE HAD, UH, ROUGH

PATCHES, BUT I GUESS I´VE ALWAYS

BEEN ABLE TO...FIND PLEASURE IN

MY LIFE SOMEHOW.

>> WELL, THAT´S LUCKY. YEAH.

I GUESS I´M JUST KIND OF

A NATURALLY DEPRESSIVE

PERSONALITY. [CHUCKLES] I GUESS,

OBVIOUS. JUST--LIFE´S JUST BEEN

KIND OF HARD FOR A WHILE.

MY SON DIED OF LEUKEMIA. HE WAS

14 YEARS OLD. YOU KNOW,

MARRIAGES DON´T SURVIVE THAT

KIND OF THING. I JUST FELT THIS

KIND OF DARKNESS BUILDING UP

INSIDE ME. THE EDGES OF IT

DISAPPEARED, AND IT FELT LIKE

IT KIND OF SWALLOWED ME UP.

WASN´T EVEN PAINFUL ANYMORE.

EVERYTHING JUST WAS SO HARD.

EXCEPT JUMPING. [LAUGHS] JUMPING

WAS EASY. I REMEMBER, I DIDN´T

WANT ANYBODY TO SEE ME GO OVER

THE RAIL--LIKE I DIDN´T WANT TO

GET IN TROUBLE SOMEHOW.

AND I WENT OVER THE RAIL, AND

THERE´S A LIP, AND I STOOD

THERE, AND THEN, I JUST

STEPPED--I MEAN, THE WAY, YOU

KNOW, YOU STEP OUT OF BED IN

THE MORNING, I STEPPED.

AND I THOUGHT TO MY SELF, "NO,

NOT THIS. GO BACK. STOP. GO

BACK!"

[SPLASHES]

>> BY SECOND 2, I KNEW I WANTED

TO LIVE. I´VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE

OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

>> WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> UM, WELL, MOST OF THE PEOPLE

WHO´VE SURVIVED LANDED FEET

FIRST. SO I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO

FLIP MYSELF OVER AND HIT

THE WATER LIKE A BLADE OF GRASS.

AND IT STILL FELT LIKE

A CINDERBLOCK TO THE BALLS,

THOUGH.

BROKE 2 VERTEBRAE IN MY PELVIS

AND, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY,

THE REASON I´M HERE.

>> BROKE ALL 14 BONES IN YOUR

FACE, BUT YOUR JAW IS REMARKABLY

INTACT. UH, MR. SEABROOK, WE MAY

NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU LOOK

THE WAY YOU LOOKED BEFORE.

>> I DON´T CARE ABOUT THAT.

I JUST WANT TO LOOK NORMAL.

JUMPING GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE

TO LIVE MY LIFE, TO FOLLOW MY

DREAMS. I WANT TO GO BACK TO

SCHOOL, MAYBE BECOME

A THERAPIST, START DATING AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE, UH...

[CHUCKLES]

MAYBE HAVE ANOTHER KID.

>> YOU MUST BE IN A LOT OF PAIN.

>> YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY WHEN

YOU DIE, YOUR LIFE FLASHES

BEFORE YOUR EYES? IT´S NOT

TRUE. YOU DON´T SEE ALL

THE THINGS YOU´VE DONE. YOU SEE

ALL THE THINGS YOU´RE NEVER

GOING TO GET A CHANCE TO DO,

ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU´RE

GOING TO LOSE. I DIDN´T JUMP TO

MY DEATH. I JUMPED TO MY LIFE.

I JUST NEED YOU TO HELP ME TO

LIVE IT.

♫ MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME,

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> [MOANS]

>> [PANTS]

>> OH. BABY, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.

>> [GRUNTS]

>> OK. COME INSIDE ME.

>> WELL...

AREN´T YOU...

>> NO. I MEAN, NO. I´M GOOD.

I DON´T NEED TO. YOU DO IT.

>> [SIGHS]

>> COME ON.

>> [GRUNTS]

>> OH! OH, OH, MY GOSH, SEAN!

OH! OH, MY GOD. OH. OH, MY GOD.

THAT WAS INSANE. MMM.

>> [GRUNTS]

THAT WAS WEIRD.

>> WHY?

>> [GRUNTS]

I´M NOT USED TO YOU NOT COMING.

>> I DON´T ALWAYS NEED TO COME.

>> WELL...I DO.

>> MMM. HONEY, WE´RE MARRIED.

WE HAVE, LIKE, A LIFETIME OF

ORGASMS AHEAD OF US. WE´RE GOOD.

IT´S GOOD.

>> [GRUNTS]

OH.

>> MMM.

>> WHY STAY WITH HIM?

>> ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT YOU

AND I...

>> NO. I WANT TO KNOW. WHY STAY

WITH HIM, IF IT MAKES YOU SO

UNHAPPY?

>> I DON´T KNOW. THE SAME REASON

YOU DO, I GUESS.

[MONITOR BEEPING]

>> KIND OF FEEL SORRY FOR

THE GUY, HUH? UNLUCKY BASTARD.

>> HE SURVIVED A FALL FROM

THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. HOW IS

THAT UNLUCKY?

>> HE WENT FROM BEING DEPRESSED

AND SUICIDAL TO COMPLETELY

DELUSIONAL IN 700 FEET. HE

REALLY THINKS HE´S GOING TO

CHANGE HIS LIFE NOW.

>> AND YOU DON´T BELIEVE HIM.

>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SWORN

OFF DRINKING AND THEN WAKE UP

WITH A HANGOVER? SAME THING,

RIGHT?

>> HAVING A HANGOVER AND

ATTEMPTING SUICIDE ARE NOT

THE SAME THING.

>> YOU WOULD KNOW, I GUESS.

>> WHAT´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> I´M JUST SAYING THAT PEOPLE

DON´T CHANGE JUST BECAUSE THEY

THINK THEY´RE GOING TO DIE AND

THEN GET A SECOND CHANCE.

>> YOU HAD CANCER. YOU THOUGHT

YOU WERE GOING TO DIE. YOU´RE

SAYING THAT DIDN´T GIVE YOU

THE COURAGE TO LOOK AT LIFE

A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY?

>> FOR ABOUT A WEEK, YEAH,

MAYBE. ALL RIGHT?

>> I THINK THERE´S NO WAY YOU

CAN´T CHANGE AFTER SOMETHING

LIKE THAT.

>> SO TELL ME, HOW IS YOUR LIFE

SO DIFFERENT SINCE YOU SWAM OUT

TO THE BUOY?

AT A CERTAIN AGE, YOU JUST

ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE AND STOP

THINKING THERE´S SOMETHING

BETTER OUT THERE.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT. YOU HAVEN´T

CHANGED AT ALL. YOU MARRIED

KIMBER, AND YOU STILL SCREW

AROUND EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.

>> WHICH REMINDS ME, I WAS

HAVING LUNCH AT SHUTTERS

THE OTHER DAY, PICKED UP THESE

2 HOT SISTERS WHO BOTH WANT TO

GO UP 2 CUP SIZES. THEY´RE

COMING IN ON THURSDAY.

UNBELIEVABLY HOT, TRUST ME. I

TOLD THEM THAT´D BE COOL. IS

THAT COOL WITH YOU?

>> WHY DON´T YOU FINISH UP HERE?

I FORGOT. I HAVE A MEETING I

NEED TO GET TO.

>> WE HAVE A CONSULT AFTER THIS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, MR. WISE.

>> UH, DON´T GET THE WRONG IDEA.

I WASN´T TRYING TO KILL MYSELF.

>> [SIGHS] MR. WISE, THE GASH

AROUND YOUR NECK WAS CLEARLY

MADE BY A BELT, PROBABLY SPIKED,

FROM THE SHARP INDENTATIONS LEFT

AT PERFECTLY SPACED INTERVALS.

THE SKIN´S BEEN RIPPED AND

TWISTED. NOT A SURPRISING

CONSEQUENCE WHEN YOU TRY TO HANG

YOURSELF.

>> KUDOS, SHERLOCK.

SPIKED BELT IT WAS, ALTHOUGH YOU

HAVEN´T SOLVED THE CASE JUST

YET. I WASN´T TRYING TO COMMIT

SUICIDE. I WAS MASTURBATING.

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION.

GONE AWRY. MY BAD. I JUST NEED

YOU TO FIX THIS SO THAT I CAN

STOP WEARING SCARVES AND

TURTLENECKS WHEN IT´S 80 DEGREES

OUTSIDE.

>> I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN I

THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO KILL

YOURSELF. YOU RISK DYING FOR

AN ORGASM?

>> IT WASN´T JUST AN ORGASM, IT

WAS THE ORGASM OF A LIFETIME.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

>> [SCOFFS] CUTTING OFF

THE BLOOD SUPPLY TO THE BRAIN

PROVIDES AN AMAZING HIGH. I DO

HAVE AN IDEA.

>> IT´S BETTER THAN ANY DRUG

YOU´VE EVER HAD--I´VE EVER HAD.

[CHUCKLES] INCLUDES QUITE

AN EXTENSIVE LIST, I CAN TELL

YOU. DON´T KNOCK IT IF YOU AIN´T

TRIED IT, DOC.

>> THANKS, BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN

USUALLY FIND SOMEONE TO HELP ME

OUT. CALL IT THE PERKS OF BEING

MARRIED.

>> OH. RIGHT. BEEN THERE.

DIVORCED NOW. LOOK, ALL I´M

SAYING IS, YOU CUT OFF THE FLOW

OF BLOOD AND OXYGEN TO

THE BRAIN, YOUR DICK GETS

UNBELIEVABLY HARD. THAT´S WHY

THESE GUYS WHO ARE HUNG GET

THESE HUGE, STONKING BONERS AND

EJACULATE WHEN THEY DIE. IT´S

CALLED INDUCED--

>> INDUCED CEREBRAL ANOXIA.

I KNOW.

>> THAT´S RIGHT. YOU GET THIS

EUPHORIA. [CHUCKLES] IT´S LIKE

HAVING ONE FOOT IN HEAVEN.

>> SO, I TAKE IT YOU´RE GOING TO

CONTINUE WITH THIS PRACTICE EVEN

AFTER I, UH, REPAIR THE DAMAGE

TO YOUR NECK?

>> DON´T WORRY, DOC. [CHUCKLES]

I´LL STICK TO SILK TIES FROM NOW

ON. SAME HIGH WITHOUT THE RING

AROUND THE COLLAR.

LOOK, I´M ASKING YOU TO FIX

THIS, NOT HOW I CHOOSE TO COME.

JUDGE NOT, RIGHT?

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

>> [SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> MAY I HELP YOU?

>> YEAH. I´M LOOKING FOR

DR. RYERSON.

>> IS HE EXPECTING YOU?

>> WE SPOKE EARLIER ON

THE PHONE. I´M SEAN McNAMARA.

>> OH! DR. McNAMARA. YES. I´M

NSOLO. CURTIS TOLD ME YOU WERE

COMING BY. YOU AND YOUR PARTNER

WERE THE OTHER RECIPIENTS OF

THE OTHER POLAND AWARD THIS

YEAR. CONGRATULATIONS. FOLLOW

ME, PLEASE.

>> HEY! SEAN, THANKS FOR COMING.

HEY, HOW WAS YOUR DRIVE?

>> JUST FINE.

>> GOOD.

>> LET ME KNOW IF THERE´S

ANYTHING YOU NEED WHILE IN

SAN DIEGO, ANYTHING AT ALL.

>> THANKS.

>> NSOLO STEPPED ON A LAND MINE

IN ANGOLA. HE WAS A BEGGAR AT

THE AIRPORT WHEN WE MET HIM,

AND NOW, HE PRACTICALLY RUNS

THE ENTIRE CENTER WHEN I´M ON

THE ROAD, WHICH IS ABOUT

10 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR.

>> WELL, I´M GLAD YOU WERE IN

TOWN. I´VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE

YOUR OPERATION SINCE WE TALKED

IN MIAMI.

>> WELL, HERE IT IS, IN ALL ITS

GLAMOUR. NOT EXACTLY BEVERLY

HILLS, BUT...

>> THAT´S A GOOD THING.

>> SO, UH...

WHAT´S GOING ON WITH CHRISTIAN?

>> OH, HE´S STILL SUCKING

THE CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR OUT OF

LIFE.

>> AFTER THE CEREMONY, YOU GUYS

TOOK OFF SO QUICKLY, I THOUGHT

MAYBE--

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT, CURTIS. I

HAD TO JUMP ON THE NEXT FLIGHT.

THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY BACK AT

THE OFFICE. SO...

>> I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY

TRIPS I´VE HAD TO CUT SHORT AND

HOP ON A PLANE. I REMEMBER ONCE,

CROP DUSTER CAME AND PICKED US

UP ON THE SERENGETI ON THE WAY

TO A MALARIA OUTBREAK IN DARFUR.

AN ANGRY HERD OF WILDEBEESTS

CHASES US DOWN THE RUNWAY, I KID

YOU NOT. BARELY GOT OUT OF THERE

WITH OUR NECKS.

>> WOW. [CHUCKLES] THE CLOSEST

I´VE COME TO ANYTHING LIKE THAT

WOULD BE BUMPER-TO-BUMPER ON

THE 405 WITH CHRISTIAN, WHO´S IN

A BAD MOOD ´CAUSE HE´S LATE FOR

HIS MASSAGE.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> THAT´S WHY I CALLED YOU.

I´M HERE BECAUSE...I WANT TO

HELP. SO WHAT CAN I DO?

>> WELL, WE ARE FLYING

A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN FROM

JAKARTA ON THURSDAY. HER HUSBAND

CUT HER IN THE FACE WITH

A MACHETE WHEN SHE FOUGHT OFF

HIS RAPE ATTEMPT. WHAT WE NEED

IS A SURGEON AND AN O.R.

>> CONSIDER IT DONE.

>> YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

I MEAN, MAYBE THINK ABOUT IT,

TALK TO CHRISTIAN.

>> NO, I DON´T NEED TO TALK TO

CHRISTIAN. JUST SOMETHING I WANT

TO DO, SOMETHING I PROBABLY

SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME

AGO.

>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, I´LL SET IT

UP FOR THURSDAY.

>> GREAT.

>> THIS IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE

A DIFFERENCE, SEAN.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I WANT TO MAKE MY BABY HAPPY.

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> IF MY BABY´S NOT HAPPY, THEN

I´M NOT HAPPY.

>> I´M HALF ASLEEP--

>> LOOK, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU

WANT. ANYTHING.

>> I WANT YOU...DON´T WORRY

ABOUT ME. I´M FINE.

>> YOU DON´T SEEM FINE TO ME.

AHH.

>> MMM.

>> OHH.

>> YEAH. GET IT, BABY.

>> OH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> OH, TRUST ME. TRUST ME. TRUST

ME. TRUST ME. TRUST ME, BABY.

YOU GOT TO TRUST ME, OK? YOU´RE

GOING TO HAVE THE COME OF YOUR

LIFE, I PROMISE. OK.

[GRUNTS]

>> OH.

>> LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. YOU

GOT TO TRUST ME.

>> OH.

>> OK?

>> OK. [GRUNTS]

>> [BOTH GRUNT]

>> OH.

OH.

OH! OH!

OH, MY GOD! [GASPS]

[HEARTBEAT]

OH! [GASPS]

OH, MY GOD.

>> YEAH. YEAH.

>> [COUGHS]

>> THAT´S MY BABY.

>> [GRUNTS AND PANTS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[PANTING]

>> NEXT TIME, YOU DO ME, BABY.

[TAP TURNS ON]

>> OH. [PANTING]

[SCRUBBING]

>> SORRY, PARTNER. I WAS

PERFORMING A SLIPINDICKTOMY.

[CHUCKLES]

>> ARE WE IN HIGH SCHOOL? YOU

HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT HAVING SEX

WITH YOUR WIFE?

>> WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX,

PARTNER. I GAVE KIMMIE

THE ORGASM OF HER LIFETIME, OK?

I MEAN, KIMMIE´S TOES CURLED UP

LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF

THE EAST, AND IT´S ALL BECAUSE

OF MR. WISE IN THERE. SERIOUSLY.

I MEAN, WE WERE HAVING MARITAL

PROBLEMS. THE SEX WAS ALL, YOU

KNOW, WHATEVER. ANYWAY, I TOOK

HIS ADVICE AND TRIED EROTIC

ASPHYXIATION.

>> YOU CHOKED YOUR WIFE?

>> OK, COME ON. IT´S NOT LIKE

I´M O.J. OR SOMETHING, ALL

RIGHT? I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH

THE PRESSURE. I´M A DOCTOR.

>> OH, YOU´RE RIGHT. THAT´S VERY

ROMANTIC.

>> TRUST ME. KIMBER LOVED IT.

>> NOT AS MUCH AS YOU DID,

THOUGH.

>> WHAT´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> EVERYTHING IS ABOUT POWER FOR

YOU. YOU´RE NOT SATISFIED UNLESS

YOU´RE DOMINATING YOUR PARTNER.

YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR

HAND ON HER THROAT, MIGHT AS

WELL SCREW HER THAT WAY, TOO,

RIGHT?

>> JEEZ, WHAT´S UP YOUR ASS

TODAY, HUH?

>> KIMBER DESERVES BETTER THAN

THIS. YOU KNOW, IF YOU´RE HAVING

PROBLEMS, WHY DON´T YOU TRY

TALKING ABOUT IT?

>> OK, MR. MARRIAGE COUNSELOR

GUY. OK. YOU´RE GIVING ME

ADVICE, RIGHT? LAST TIME ILOR

CHECKED, YOU´VE BEEN DIVORCED--

HOW MANY TIMES? SAME AS ME,

RIGHT? AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU

CARE ABOUT KIMBER SO MUCH?

[DOOR OPENS]

>> GUYS, ARE YOU CLEAN ENOUGH?

THE GUY´S BEEN UNDER FOR

6 MINUTES.

>> [SIGHS]

[PIANO PLAYING]

[MONITOR BEEPING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[KNOCKS]

>> HEY.

SEAN--SEAN--

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> NO--

>> DON´T TALK. DON´T TALK.

[GRUNTING]

>> [GRUNTS]

OW. MMM.

>> ISN´T THAT WHAT YOU LIKE NOW?

>> NO. [PANTS]

SEAN. SEAN!

UGH! SEAN, STOP IT!

[EXHALES] JESUS.

>> KIMBER...

HEY, LOOK. I KNOW ABOUT

THE CHOKING. HE TOLD ME. I JUST

WANT TO KNOW IF YOU´RE OK.

>> IT´S FINE. IT´S NOT AS BAD AS

IT LOOKS. [SIGHS]

>> OH.

YOU SHOULD GET SOMEBODY TO LOOK

AT THAT, YOU KNOW?

>> SEAN, STOP IT. I REALLY--

I REALLY DON´T WANT YOU TO TOUCH

ME RIGHT NOW, OK?

I CAME HERE BECAUSE WE NEED TO

STOP DOING THIS.

[SIGHS]

>> [SIGHS] OK.

>> OK? JUST OK?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

"STAY, WE CAN WORK IT OUT"?

>> WELL, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

MAYBE YOU´D HAVE A LITTLE BIT

MORE FEELING THAN THAT, OR FOR

ME.

>> IT´S NEVER WHAT THIS WAS

ABOUT. YOU KNOW THAT.

>> YOU´RE NOT GOING BACK TO HIM,

ARE YOU?

>> HE´S MY HUSBAND, SEAN.

>> YOU DESERVE BETTER.

>> I KNOW. AND THE ONLY REASON

WHY I HAVEN´T BEEN ABLE TO GET

IT IS BECAUSE I´M FOOLING AROUND

WITH HIS BEST FRIEND, AND I AM

JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR MY OWN

UNHAPPINESS AS ANYBODY. AND IF

I´M GOING TO GET WHAT I DESERVE,

I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF

RESPONSIBILITY, REFOCUS ON MY

MARRIAGE...EVEN IF THAT MEANS

BEING COMPLETELY HONEST WITH

HIM.

>> HOW LONG YOU BEEN GOING

BEHIND MY BACK, YOU CHEATING

BASTARD?

[MONITOR BEEPING]

>> I COME IN THIS MORNING

EXPECTING TO BE WAIST-DEEP IN

DOUBLE Ds. INSTEAD, I FIND MY

2 BIMBOS OUT IN THE LOBBY TRYING

TO RESCHEDULE.

>> OH, COOL YOUR JETS. WE´LL FIT

YOUR BIMBOS IN. AND I PROMISE,

THIS OPERATION WON´T COST YOU

A PENNY.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHRISTIAN.

>> I DON´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT

THE MONEY. IF YOU´RE OPERATING

ON SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS IT, THAT´S

FINE.

>> THERE´S A FIRST.

>> AND--AND WHAT ABOUT HIM? I

MEAN, WHERE DID HE COME FROM,

HUH? LAST TIME WE SAW EACH

OTHER, YOU WERE TOO EMBARRASSED

TO SAY GOOD-BYE, AND NOW YOU´RE

WORKING TOGETHER IN OUR SURGICAL

SUITE.

>> CURTIS SAID HE NEEDED SOME

HELP, AND I JUMPED AT

THE OPPORTUNITY.

>> AND YOU JUST FORGOT TO TELL

ME.

>> FRANKLY, I DIDN´T THINK YOU´D

CARE.

>> BULLSHIT. YOU KNEW EXACTLY

WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

>> WHY DON´T YOU SCRUB IN? YOU

CAN HELP US WITH THESE GRAFTS

HERE.

>> NO, THANK YOU, CURTIS. I HAVE

NO DESIRE TO BE AROUND SEAN WHEN

HE´S GOT HIS TONGUE SO FAR UP

YOUR ASS.

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> GUESS YOU NEVER GOT AROUND TO

TELLING HIM YOU´RE GOING TO BE

GONE TO AFRICA FOR A MONTH, HUH?

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> [CLEARS THROAT]

SORRY TO INTERRUPT. WE REALLY DO

NEED TO GET A "DO NOT DISTURB"

SIGN ON THAT DOOR. YOU KNOW,

NURSE LINDA´S COME IN A COUPLE

OF TIMES. SHE NEEDS TO TAKE YOUR

VITALS.

>> THAT´S FINE. I´M THROUGH.

>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO

FINISH OFF IN THE BATHROOM.

>> REALLY, IT´S NOT WORTH

THE EFFORT. I´VE HAD FARTS THAT

WERE MORE EXCITING.

>> [CHUCKLES]

WHY DON´T WE TAKE A LOOK, HUH?

>> [GRUNTS]

>> HOW´S IT LOOK?

>> LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. VERY GOOD,

IN FACT. HOW´S THE PATIENT

DOING?

>> DEPRESSED.

>> THAT´S JUST THE ANESTHESIA

WEARING OFF. YOU´LL BE FINE IN

A COUPLE OF DAYS.

>> BULLSHIT. I´VE BEEN RUBBING

MYSELF RAW, FANTASIZING MY ASS

OFF. SEX WITHOUT ASPHYXIATION IS

ABOUT AS EXCITING AS--

>> A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE?

>> RIGHT. I FORGOT. [SCOFFS]

YOU LIKED ME BETTER SUICIDAL.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. I DON´T. I

MEAN, I DID, BUT...

I DON´T. [CHUCKLES]

I´VE BEEN HAVING SOME TROUBLE IN

MY MARRIAGE, AND I THINK YOU

MIGHT HAVE JUST...HELPED IT.

SHE WAS A LITTLE SCARED AT

FIRST. THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO

CHOKE HER TO DEATH OR SOMETHING.

>> AND?

>> IT WORKED. [LAUGHS] IT

WORKED. PROBABLY THE GREATEST

ORGASM I´VE EVER SEEN. I MEAN...

>> AND HOW WAS IT WHEN SHE DID

YOU? BLOW YOUR MIND OR WHAT?

>> NO, NO, NO.

I´M BETTER AT GIVING THAN

RECEIVING.

>> WELL, IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU´RE

RECEIVING.

BELIEVE ME, IF YOU WANT TO

DISCOVER YOUR CAPACITY FOR

LIMITLESS ECSTASY, GO BEYOND

WHAT YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE,

GET HER TO RETURN THE FAVOR.

[CHUCKLES] YOUR MARRIAGE WILL

LAST FOREVER.

>> WELL, I THINK THE NECK´S

COMING ALONG FINE. AS LONG AS

YOU STAY OFF THE WINDPIPE FOR

A COUPLE OF MONTHS, MAYBE

FOREVER, YOU´LL BE GOOD.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT´S LIKE?

TO HAVE EXPERIENCED HEAVEN, AND

NOW BE DENIED ENTRY?

>> YOU KNOW, I THINK I´LL GET

YOU A COUPLE OF GIRL-ON-GIRL

ACTION VIDEOS, SO I´LL TALK TO

MY ANESTHESIOLOGIST, GET

A RECOMMENDATION.

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> [EXHALES]

>> HEY, HANDSOME.

>> HEY, HONEY. I´M JUST GOING TO

JUMP ON THE TREADMILL BEFORE I

GET SOME DINNER.

>> HEY, NOT YET.

>> MM-HMM.

WHAT?

>> COME OVER HERE.

>> WHAT?

>> SIT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU LOOK

LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT, KIMMIE.

>> DO I?

>> YEAH.

WELL, I´M ACTUALLY A TIGRESS,

AND YOU ARE A TORTOISE.

>> A TORTOISE?

>> MM-HMM.

>> THAT´S EXCITING.

>> I´VE BEEN READING THE KAMA

SUTRA BOOK.

>> [BOTH LAUGH]

>> YOU´RE NOT THE ONLY CREATIVE

LOVER.

>> OH. I LIKE CREATIVE, HUH?

WHY DON´T YOU GET ME OFF LIKE I

GOT YOU OFF?

>> WELL, I´M NOT REALLY INTO

THAT SORT OF THING.

>> COME ON.

>> MM-MM.

>> NO?

>> BUT I WANT YOU TO LAY BACK.

RIGHT HERE.

SPREAD YOUR LEGS.

>> [EXHALES]

[ZIPPER UNZIPS]

>> MM.

>> OH.

>> OH.

[EXHALES]

GIVE ME YOUR HANDS.

MMM.

>> COME ON.

>> MMM.

>> COME ON. YOU´RE THE TIGRESS.

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

>> [EXHALES]

OH.

OH, YEAH.

OH, CHRISTIAN. OH, THAT´S SO

GOOD. OH.

OH!

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU DON´T COME LIKE THAT WITH

ME. THAT´S--

>> BUT I´M HAVING AN ORGASM.

>> YOU FAKED THAT.

>> NO, I DID NOT.

>> YES, YOU DID. BULLSHIT.

FILTHY OLD PORN TRASH.

>> OH, THANKS.

I´M SORRY. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME

I´VE DONE IT, OK? I´VE NEVER

DONE IT BEFORE. I PROMISE.

>> AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE

THAT, HUH?

>> I´VE NEVER DONE THAT! WELL,

BECAUSE I´M NOT REALLY INTO

THE CHOKING THING. IT FREAKS

ME OUT.

>> WELL, WHY DIDN´T YOU JUST

TELL ME?

>> BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY.

>> GUILTY? WHAT THE HELL FOR?

>> [SIGHS]

[DOOR SHUTS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

>> I THINK THAT YOU HAVE MADE

THE RIGHT DECISION.

>> THERE´S NOT MUCH CHOICE. IT´S

PEACH OR BLUEBERRY.

>> I OVERHEARD RYERSON ON HIS

CELL AFTER YOU 2 WORKED ON THAT

GIRL THE OTHER DAY. YOU´RE GOING

WITH HIM TO AFRICA. I JUST WANT

YOU TO KNOW, I THINK IT´S REALLY

GREAT. I MEAN, I DO HATE YOU FOR

LEAVING, BUT I DO UNDERSTAND.

AND BY THE WAY, WHEN THE HELL

WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME?

I MEAN, SHOULD I UPDATE MY

RESUME?

>> IT HASN´T SUNK IN YET.

>> WHAT DID CHRISTIAN SAY?

>> HAVEN´T TOLD HIM.

>> OH.

>> YET.

>> AH.

>> DON´T SAY ANYTHING, OK?

>> YOU KNOW, IT´S FUNNY. AFTER

ALL THESE YEARS OF YOU CHANGING

PEOPLE, AND YOU BEING THE ONE

WHO NEEDED IT.

>> [SIGHS]

[INHALES]

[METAL SQUEAKS]

>> SHITHEAD WAS RIGHT. FEELS

LIKE AN ORGASM EVERYWHERE--IN MY

FEET, SHOULDERS. OH, GOD. GOING

TO COME.

[GRUNTING]

GET UP AND TAKE THE BELT OFF.

[BELT GROANS]

>> SHIT. I CAN´T MOVE. THERE´S

NOT ENOUGH...I CAN´T FEEL...

I CAN´T BREATHE. STAND UP AND

TAKE THE GODDAMN BELT OFF. GET

UP. GET UP!

[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

>> CHRISTIAN?

[KEYS JANGLE]

>> CHRISTIAN?

JESUS CHRIST.

>> NO.

>> ARE YOU OK? [PANTING] ARE YOU

SURE YOU DON´T WANT THEM TO

COME? DID YOU TRY AND KILL

YOURSELF?

WHAT IS IT, THE CHOKING THING?

HONEY, IF IT IS, I DON´T CARE.

I´LL DO IT. I´LL DO WHATEVER YOU

WANT. I´LL BE A SLAVE, IF YOU

WANT.

>> I DON´T WANT A SLAVE.

>> I DIDN´T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

THAT´S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

>> YES, IT IS.

I HAD THIS...

MOMENT OF CLARITY BEFORE I LOST

CONSCIOUSNESS. [EXHALES]

YOU´LL NEVER MAKE ME HAPPY.

I...

CAN NEVER LOVE YOU ENOUGH.

>> OH, BABY. YOU ARE NOT

THINKING CLEARLY. YOU DON´T HAVE

ENOUGH OXYGEN IN YOUR BRAIN. YOU

DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE SAYING.

>> I´VE NEVER FELT SO CLEAR.

>> CHRISTIAN, WE´VE HIT A ROUGH

PATCH. YOU DON´T BREAK UP

BECAUSE OF IT. WE SAID "FOR

BETTER OR WORSE," REMEMBER?

>> YEAH.

I CAN´T THAT PART.

>> OK, LOOK. THIS IS MY FAULT.

IT´S MY FAULT. I´VE BEEN A BAD

WIFE, AND I´VE DONE REALLY BAD

THINGS. BUT I´M SO SORRY, AND

I´LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. AND I

KNOW THAT YOU´LL LOVE ME AGAIN.

>> CAN YOU HEAR WHAT YOU´RE

SAYING?

[EXHALES]

I´M NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

I´M MEANT TO BE ALONE.

THAT´S IT. IT´S OVER. HE´S DONE

WITH ME NOW.

>> YOU´VE HEARD THAT BEFORE...

HOW MANY HUNDREDS OF TIMES?

>> [SNIFFLES] NO, IT´S DIFFERENT

THIS TIME.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON

HIS FACE.

WE´RE LIKE 2 STRANGERS. I MEAN,

THE GUY DOESN´T EVEN LIKE ME.

>> GOOD.

HE´S DOING YOU A FAVOR, KIMBER.

IT´S A GIFT.

>> BUT I DON´T WANT THAT KIND OF

GIFT. I WANT ONE THAT INCLUDES

HIM, ONE FOR US. I MEAN, HE´S

WHERE I BELONG.

>> NOT ANYMORE. MAYBE YOU NEVER

DID, RIGHT? MAYBE IT WAS JUST

YOUR FEAR OF NOT BELONGING

ANYWHERE THAT MADE YOU SO STUCK.

DOESN´T MATTER NOW. ALL THAT

MATTERS NOW IS, WHAT ARE YOU

GOING TO DO? THIS IS YOUR

OPPORTUNITY, KIMBER. JUMP. TAKE

THE LEAP. FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE

WITHOUT HIM TELLING YOU YOU´RE

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, PRETTY ENOUGH,

SMART ENOUGH. DO IT BEFORE YOU

GET TOO OLD AND YOU CAN´T.

>> I´M NOT LIKE YOU, SEAN.

I DON´T HATE CHRISTIAN.

AND I CERTAINLY DON´T WANT TO BE

HIM, EITHER.

[DOOR SHUTS]

[SEA GULLS CRYING]

>> [GIGGLING]

>> [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> WHAT´S THE WITH BAD MOOD?

>> [SIGHS] WELL, I DON´T REALLY

ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH

OF HOLLYWOOD SKANKS.

>> OH, COME ON. THEY´RE NICE

GIRLS, KIMBER.

>> YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BE

ALONE.

>> YOU´LL GET YOUR TURN. THERE´S

MORE THAN ENOUGH MIKE TO GO

AROUND.

OK. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. I´LL

BE RIGHT THERE. I BELIEVE APRIL

IS NEXT. EXCUSE ME.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE YOU

WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR

LIFE WITH.

>> SO DID I.

WOW. CRAZY TIMES, HUH? [SIGHS]

I´LL TELL YOU WHAT. IT´S A GOOD

THING YOU KICKED MY ASS TO

THE CURB THAT FINAL TIME. I

MEAN, IT´S TAKEN A SHITLOAD OF

CURBS, BUT I THINK I FINALLY GOT

THE MESSAGE.

>> I´M SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT WAS

SHITTY.

>> [DISTANT LAUGHTER]

>> AND I DON´T HAVE AN EXCUSE

OTHER THAN I WAS OBSESSED WITH

CHRISTIAN. BUT I DON´T FEEL THAT

WAY. AND YOU´RE SO GOOD TO ME,

AND WE´RE GOOD TOGETHER, AND I

JUST--I REALLY, IN MY HEART,

FEEL THAT 2 PEOPLE THAT ARE

RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER NEED TO

SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

TOGETHER.

>> HONEY, I´VE GOT MORE BUMPS

AND BRUISES THAN A RODEO CLOWN.

I CAN HANDLE THE PAIN, BUT AFTER

A WHILE, YOU JUST GET TIRED OF

BEING LAUGHED AT.

[SIGHS] LISTEN...DO ME A FAVOR,

WILL YOU, KIMBER?

I´VE GOT A CHATEAU MOUTON

ROTHSCHILD 1986 OVER AT THE BAR.

WHY DON´T YOU BE A SWEETIE AND

GO GET IT?

>> [DISTANT LAUGHTER]

>> AND BRING A CORKSCREW.

[SEA GULL CRYING]

>> HEY. [INDISTINCT] KIMBER?

THE WINE?

>> [DISTANT LAUGHTER]

>> NOT YET. I PLAN TO TAKE HIM

TO HIS FAVORITE STRIP CLUB AND

DROP THE BOMB THERE, LET NAKED

WOMEN SOFTEN THE BLOW.

UH, NO. NOT ANYMORE. HE KICKED

HIS WIFE OUT. LISTEN, CURTIS,

I WAS THINKING WE COULD AUTHOR

AN ARTICLE TOGETHER BASED ON

THIS TRIP. I HAVE AN IDEA FOR

A NEW PROCEDURE ON PATIENTS WITH

NEUROFIBROMATOSIS.

GREAT. OK. YEAH.

WELL, WE´LL TALK ABOUT IT WHEN I

SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.

AH. I GOT TO GO. OK. BYE.

[BEEPS]

>> WHAT?

[SIGHS]

KIMBER FELL OFF A BOAT LAST

NIGHT. SHE´S, UH...

SHE´S MISSING.

>> WHAT? WHOSE BOAT?

>> MIKE´S.

COAST GUARD THINKS SHE, UH...

THINKS SHE´S DEAD.

>> WAIT. I--I DON´T UNDERSTAND

WHAT HAPPENED. SHE...

SHE SLIPPED AND FELL OFF

THE BOAT?

>> I THINK SHE JUMPED.

>> JUMPED?

>> YEAH.

>> SUICIDE?

WELL, BUT THE COAST GUARD IS

STILL SEARCHING, SO THEY COULD

STILL FIND HER.

>> IMPOSSIBLE. 12 HOURS?

CAN´T SURVIVE IN THE WATER THAT

LONG, YOU KNOW.

[SCOFFS] I KICKED HER OUT LAST

NIGHT. I TOLD HER I WANTED HER

OUT OF MY LIFE.

I SHOULDN´T HAVE...

I SHOULD HAVE--

[SNIFFLING]

>> THERE YOU ARE. HEY,

DR. McNAMARA, I WANTED TO THANK

YOU AND DR. TROY FOR

THE EXCELLENT CARE I´VE RECEIVED

HERE.

IS HE AROUND?

>> NO. HE´S...UH...

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU´RE HEALING

WELL, MR. SEABROOK.

>> I FEEL GREAT. TODAY REALLY IS

THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY

LIFE, AND I´M NOT GOING TO LET

ANOTHER DAY PASS DOING THINGS I

DON´T WANT TO DO OR FEELING WAYS

I DON´T WANT TO FEEL.

>> GOOD FOR YOU.

I WISH YOU LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

>> HOPE THE SAME FOR YOU,

DR. McNAMARA.

GOOD-BYE.