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>> I WOKE UP, I DIDN´T KNOW
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WHERE I WAS.
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DIDN´T KNOW WHO I WAS.
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COULDN´T BELIEVE I´D SLEPT
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THROUGH MOST OF MY LIFE.
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I´D BEEN UNCONSCIOUS FOR 22
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YEARS. SINCE 1989. I WAS 18.
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>> AND THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED
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AT A CONSTRUCTION SITE,
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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>> YES, IT WAS A SUMMER JOB.
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I WAS INSTALLING A CHURCH
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STEEPLE. A CRANE COLLAPSED.
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I DON´T EVEN REMEMBER IT HITTING
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ME. ONE SECOND, IT WAS
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A BEAUTIFUL DAY, THE NEXT,
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PHHTT--LIGHTS OUT.
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>> AND WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT
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BROUGHT YOU HERE? WHAT DON´T YOU
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LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
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>> JESUS, MAN, LOOK AT ME.
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I´M ANCIENT!
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EVEN THOUGH MY BODY WAS ALIVE
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FOR 40 YEARS, I WAS ONLY AWAKE
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FOR 18.
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>> AND YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE
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AN 18 YEAR OLD AGAIN?
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>> I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD!
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I HAD PLANS BEFORE I WENT IN
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THE COMA. I WAS GONNA GO TO
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COLLEGE. I WAS GONNA MEET
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A GIRL, HAVE A FAMILY.
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HAVE A CAREER.
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>> MR. KENNY...
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>> SEE, THAT´S--
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I´M A MISTER. I´M A MISTER NOW.
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[SIGHS]
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I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I SEE
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THIS OLD MAN LOOKING BACK AT ME.
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AND I´M LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?
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WHO PUT ME IN YOUR BODY?"
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I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE OUTSIDE
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MATCH THE INSIDE. YOU CAN GIVE
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ME A CHANCE TO LIVE ALL THOSE
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YEARS THAT I LOST FOR THE FIRST
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TIME, FULLY AWAKE.
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YOU CAN GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE.
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>> ♫ AHH,
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MAKE ME
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BEAUTIFUL ♫
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♫ MAKE ME
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THE PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIE ♫
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[WATER RUNNING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[TV PLAYING]
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>> ♫ NOW MY LIFE WEARS OUT,
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AND I WONDER [INDISTINCT]
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LOOK LIKE THIS,
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THERE´S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ♫
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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[TV PLAYING]
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>> WHY AREN´T YOU GETTING READY?
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>> READY? FOR WHAT?
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>> I HAVE A MEET AND GREET
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AT THE PACIFIC DESIGN CENTER
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TONIGHT. I TOLD YOU THIS
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A WEEK AGO, YOU DON´T REMEMBER?
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[SIGHS]
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CHRISTIAN, THIS IS REALLY
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IMPORTANT. I NEED TO MAKE
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CONTACTS TONIGHT, AND I HAD ALL
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OF THESE BUSINESS CARDS MADE.
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>> "OVER 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE."
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IN WHAT?
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>> WELL, I HAD A LIFE BEFORE
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YOU AND I MET.
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I DESIGNED ALL MY OWN
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MOVIE SETS.
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>> OH. [CHUCKLES] OK.
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>> WELL, YOU HAVEN´T EXACTLY
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THANKED ME FOR WHAT I´VE DONE
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HERE.
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>> CAN´T IMAGINE HOW THAT
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SLIPPED MY MIND.
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>> LOOK, I KNOW IT TAKES
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A LITTLE BIT OF GETTING USED TO,
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BUT IN THE OVERCROWDED MARKETS
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IN L.A., YOU NEED TO MAKE
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BOLD STYLE CHOICES.
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AND SPEAKING OF STYLE, COULD YOU
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PLEASE GET UP OFF THE COUCH
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AND GO GET DRESSED?
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[TURNS ON TV]
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>> THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
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YOU TRIED TO DRAG ME OUT THIS
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WEEK, ALL RIGHT? I DIDN´T GET
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MARRIED SO THAT YOU COULD GET ME
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IN A SUIT AND HAVE ME RUB ELBOWS
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WITH THE GREAT UNWASHED.
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[TURNS OFF TV]
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, I GOT THE HOUSE, THE JOB,
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THE BEAUTIFUL WIFE. JUST LET ME
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RELAX AND ENJOY MY LIFE.
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[TURNS ON TV]
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[PUTS REMOTE CONTROL ON TABLE]
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>> OK.
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>> AWESOME BALLGAME LAST NIGHT.
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YOU GET TO CATCH IT?
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>> IS THAT YOU?
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>> HUH?
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>> YOU STINK.
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AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
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>> THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO
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GET READY THIS MORNING?
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3 MINUTES. GOT TO CATCH
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SPORTSCENTER FOR THE FIRST TIME
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IN MONTHS, DIDN´T CUT MYSELF
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SHAVING, DIDN´T HAVE TO SWING BY
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THE DRY CLEANERS ON MY WAY
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TO THE OFFICE.
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>> YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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>> I AM DONE GETTING UP AT 6:00
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EVERY DAY, GETTING READY FOR
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WORK. SHOWER, SHAVE, DO THE
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HAIR, PRESS THE SUIT.
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ALL THAT BULLSHIT´S HARD ON
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A MAN. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
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AT THAT THING, BY THE WAY?
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>> TRYING TO FIND A BED.
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ONLY HAVE A MATTRESS ON
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THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW.
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>> A MAN OVER THIRTY SHOULD
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NEVER BUY ANYTHING THAT HE HAS
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TO PUT TOGETHER, PARTICULARLY
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FROM THE SWEDES.
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>> MM-HMM.
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JULIA USED TO BUY OUR FURNITURE.
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NEVER REALLY HAD TO DO THIS
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BEFORE. NEVER HAD MY OWN PLACE
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UNTIL NOW.
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>> HA, CALL MY WIFE.
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SHE APPARENTLY IS AN INTERIOR
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DESIGNER NOW.
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>> KIMBER?
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>> MATTER OF FACT...
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YOU´D BE DOING ME A HUGE FAVOR.
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SHE´S BEING A REAL PAIN IN
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THE ASS.
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DO YOU MIND GIVING HER A BUZZ?
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HUH?
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>> EXCUSE ME. I´VE BEEN
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WAITING FOR A HALF HOUR.
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SHOULD I RESCHEDULE?
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>> I TOLD YOU ALREADY, WE´LL BE
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WITH YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN.
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>> HI.
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>> HI.
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>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING,
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MRS., UM--
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>> BANKS.
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>> BANKS.
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>> WILLOW BANKS.
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>> WILLOW BANKS. WOW.
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BEAUTIFUL. DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.
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[CHUCKLES]
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YOU A MODEL?
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>> I WAS.
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>> GREAT.
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>> I´D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR THE RECEPTIONIST. SHE CAN
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BE A REAL BITCH SOMETIMES.
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>> DR. TROY--
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>> DO IT AGAIN, YOU´RE FIRED.
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OK? [MURMURING]
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SHALL WE?
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>> YEAH.
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PLEASE DON´T FIRE HER ON MY
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ACCOUNT. WOMEN ALWAYS SEEM
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TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT.
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>> MAYBE I´LL GIVE HER A RAISE.
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[CHUCKLES]
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AHH.
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>> MAYBE I SHOULD BANG
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THE SHIT OUT OF YOU RIGHT HERE
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ON THIS DESK.
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DR. TROY?
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DR. TROY? EXCUSE ME?
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>> YES. SO...
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
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MS. BANKS? I´D ASK YOU WHAT YOU
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DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF,
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BUT YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
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[CHUCKLES]
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>> WELL, THAT´S EXACTLY
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THE PROBLEM.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> I´M TIRED OF ALL
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THE ATTENTION I GET BECAUSE
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OF THE WAY I LOOK. I´M TIRED
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OF EVERY GUY I MEET EITHER BEING
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TOO INTIMIDATED TO TALK TO ME,
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OR THINK THAT HE CAN JUST STROLL
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UP AND ASK ME OUT.
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>> HMM.
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>> I CAN´T TELL YOU HOW MANY
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TIMES A GUY HAS TRIED SOME
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CHEESY PICK-UP LINE OR HOWLED
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LIKE A DOG AS I WALK BY. I MEAN,
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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JUST
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A LITTLE CONVERSATION BEFORE
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TELLING ME THAT YOU´RE
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ENVISIONING ME NAKED?
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> AND I´M TIRED OF NOT HAVING
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ANY GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE THEY
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THINK I MAKE THEM LOOK BAD.
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I JUST...I CAN´T BE PERFECT
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ANYMORE.
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I WANT TO BE UNPERFECT.
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>> UNPERFECT?
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>> MM-HMM. YEAH.
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>> [CHUCKLES]
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WELL, THAT´S THE STUPIDEST THING
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I EVER HEARD.
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[LAUGHS]
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PEOPLE COME IN HERE EVERY DAY
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ASKING FOR WHAT YOU HAVE.
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THEY WANT YOUR FACE.
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>> WELL, I DON´T. NOT ANY
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LONGER. IT´S JUST TOO MUCH
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PRESSURE, DR. TROY. I FEEL LIKE
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I´M ONSTAGE ALL THE TIME.
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I EVEN QUIT MODELING, AND THAT
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HASN´T HELPED. LOOK, FOR ONCE IN
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MY LIFE, I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE
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TO WALK DOWN THE STREET
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AND BE IGNORED.
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I WANT TO BE NORMAL LOOKING.
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I WANT TO BE AVERAGE.
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>> WHAT ABOUT PUTTING ON
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A COUPLE OF POUNDS? YOU KNOW,
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A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER,
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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>> I DON´T EAT RED MEAT.
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>> ICE CREAM.
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>> I´M LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
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>> JESUS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I´M TALKING ABOUT.
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JUST TAKE WORSE CARE OF
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YOURSELF. LIKE SOME NUTS?
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>> NO, THANKS.
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>> COME ON, YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT.
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>> LOOK, I SAID I WANTED TO BE
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UNBEAUTIFUL, NOT UNHEALTHY.
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>> OK.
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>> AND I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE
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SUPERFICIAL CHANGES. I´M NOT
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WEARING ANY MAKE-UP, I HAVEN´T
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WASHED MY HAIR IN LIKE A WEEK.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT I´M
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WEARING, FOR CHRIST SAKES.
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AND STILL, YOUR PARKING VALET
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GAVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER.
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>> WELL, YOU´LL JUST HAVE TO TRY
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A LITTLE HARDER, BECAUSE LOOKING
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THE WAY YOU LOOK, I WOULD NEVER
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TOUCH YOU WITH A SCALPEL.
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AND GOOD LUCK FINDING A DOCTOR
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WHO WOULD.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> PHEW.
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
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>> OH, HELLO. HEH. DO YOU WANT
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ME TO COME BACK?
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>> NO, NO, NO. COME IN, COME IN.
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>> YOU SURE? OK.
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>> I JUST GOT A LITTLE CARRIED
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AWAY.
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>> WORKING OUT?
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>> YEAH. IT´S KIND OF A METAPHOR
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FOR MY LIFE THESE DAYS.
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YOU WANT SOME WATER?
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>> OH, NO, THANKS. I´M GOOD.
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>> I JUST KEEP RUNNING
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AND RUNNING WITHOUT A CLUE
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WHERE I´M GOING.
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>> WELL, AT LEAST YOU CARE ABOUT
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YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR BODY.
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CHRISTIAN´S AT HOME LAYING
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ON THE COUCH DRINKING BEER
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LIKE A FAT SLOB. SEEMS HE´S
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GIVEN UP.
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>> WELL, MAYBE THAT´S HIS WAY OF
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SAYING HE´S HAPPY.
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>> OR MAYBE IT´S HIS WAY OF
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TELLING ME HE DOESN´T CARE
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WHAT I THINK.
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AH.
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>> WELL, HE IS PROUD OF YOU,
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KIMBER.
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>> I SUPPOSE.
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WELL, OK. I HOPE YOU LIKE
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WHAT I PUT TOGETHER.
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DO YOU MIND?
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>> NO, NO. YEAH, YEAH.
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>> FIRST ONE.
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>> OH. NOW, SEE, THIS IS
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A LITTLE MORE CHRISTIAN THAN ME,
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DON´T YOU THINK?
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOUR TASTES?
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LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
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SEAN McNAMARA?
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>> [CHUCKLES] WELL, HOW WOULD
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I KNOW? I´M JUST A DOCTOR.
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>> WELL, YOU´RE MORE THAN THAT.
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WHAT ABOUT LIKE AN ARTSY,
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INTELLECTUAL, MID-CENTURY TYPE
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OF GUY?
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>> HMM.
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>> HMM?
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OR YOU COULD DO KIND OF A HOMEY,
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KICK-BACK, COUNTRY FRENCH LOOK?
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>> LOOK, DO I NEED TO GO TO
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THERAPY JUST TO GET SOME
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FURNITURE FOR THIS PLACE?
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THAT´S WHY I HIRED YOU.
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>> NO, IT´S JUST, IN DESIGN
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SCHOOL, THEY REALLY EMPHASIZE ON
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LISTENING TO THE CLIENT.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR LIKES,
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DISLIKES, COLORS.
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>> YEAH, WELL, THIS PARTICULAR
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CLIENT HAS NO SELF, IT SEEMS.
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HE´S ARRIVED IN HIS 45th YEAR
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WITH NO OPINIONS OR TASTE OF HIS
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OWN. HE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN
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EVERYONE ELSE´S SHADOW.
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KIMBER, JUST DO YOUR THING.
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YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU THINK.
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LET YOUR IMAGINATION GO,
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YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> OK. WELL, I THINK I CAN DO
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SOMETHING IN HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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I PROMISE YOU, I´M GOING TO BLOW
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YOU AWAY WITH THIS PLACE, OK?
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>> I HAVE TOTAL FAITH IN YOU.
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>> THANKS.
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I´LL SEE YOU LATER.
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>> OK.
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>> BYE.
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>> BYE.
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>> [CHUCKLES] SEE YA.
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>> SEE YA.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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>> IT REALLY IS A MIRACLE.
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>> OH, ABSOLUTELY. 99% OF COMAS
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THAT LAST MORE THAN THREE YEARS
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ARE PERMANENT.
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>> NO, I MEAN BECAUSE HE CAN
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STEAL $40,000 FROM US JUST LYING
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ON THIS TABLE.
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IT´S--IT´S MIRACULOUS.
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>> THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL
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PRO-BONO CASE.
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THE WEAR AND TEAR ON HIS FACE
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IS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE NORM
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BECAUSE OF HIS PRONE POSITION.
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>> OK, WE´RE DOING
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A RHYTIDECTOMY WITH AN S.M.A.S.
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PLICATION.
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>> YOU´RE RIGHT.
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WE CAN NOW CORNER THE MARKET
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ON RIP VAN WINKLES.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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MADE UP A LOT OF NEW EXPENSES.
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YOU KNOW, I´M JUST TRYING TO BE
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RESPONSIBLE.
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>> AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
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I´M NOT COMPROMISING ON WORK
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I FIND INTERESTING AND REWARDING
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SO YOU CAN HAVE NEW TOYS.
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I DON´T KNOW WHY YOU´RE WORRIED
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ABOUT MONEY. I JUST GOT KIMBER´S
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FIRST BILL.
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>> WELL, UNLIKE MR. KENNY,
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YOU´RE NOT A CHARITY CASE, OK?
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DID YOU THINK SHE WAS GOING
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TO WORK FOR FREE?
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>> THERE´S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
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PRO-BONO AND BLEEDING ME DRY.
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I´M HER FIRST CLIENT, AND I ONLY
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HIRED HER AS A FAVOR TO YOU.
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>> YOU KNOW, IF I HAD HAVE KNOWN
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YOU´D BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS,
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE SUGGESTED IT
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHY DON´T YOU JUST LEAVE?
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>> HUH?
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>> I´D LIKE TO FINISH THIS
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ON MY OWN.
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>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
415
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>> I´M TIRED OF THE WITTY BANTER
416
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,532
AND THE BACK AND FORTH AND YOU
417
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TELLING ME ALL THE WAYS I´M
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MAKING YOUR LIFE MORE DIFFICULT.
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IF YOU DON´T MIND, I´D LIKE TO
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SPEND SOME TIME FOCUSING ON
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MY WORK.
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>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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>> YES.
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>> JESUS!
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>> WAIT A SECOND, DON´T PUSH IT.
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IT´S GONNA GET DIRTY.
427
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,505
>> DON´T TELL ME YOU´RE REDOING
428
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:56,566
THE LIVING ROOM AGAIN.
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00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,238
>> NO, NO, THIS IS FOR SEAN.
430
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I HAVE TO GO THERE LATER
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AND FINISH.
432
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>> WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
433
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,512
TO STAY HOME AND WATCH SOME
434
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:04,414
TELEVISION TOGETHER.
435
00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:05,415
>> HONEY, I TOLD YOU, I HAVE
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00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:07,217
A CLIENT DEADLINE.
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00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,979
>> [SCOFFS] CLIENT?
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00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:10,150
HE´S NOT A CLIENT, HE´S SEAN.
439
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,481
THE ONLY REASON HE GAVE YOU
440
00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:12,482
THE JOB WAS BECAUSE I ASKED HIM
441
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,985
TO IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:16,526
>> WELL, THAT´S NOT WHAT
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00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,428
HE TOLD ME.
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[SIGHS]
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00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,462
OK.
446
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,965
DAMN IT, I CAN´T FIND
447
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,037
THE SWATCHES.
448
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,568
CHRISTIAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
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00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,201
RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME?
450
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,242
>> LOOK, I TOLD SEAN TO CALL YOU
451
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:33,203
BEFORE YOU GOT BOOKED UP,
452
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,575
THAT´S ALL, ALL RIGHT?
453
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,277
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS
454
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WORRIED ABOUT, BY THE WAY.
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I MEAN, YOU WORKING AGAIN WAS
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SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY,
457
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NOT MISERABLE. NOW YOU FEEL
458
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MISERABLE AND I FEEL MISERABLE,
459
00:14:44,314 --> 00:14:46,216
AND...
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IT´S NOT GOOD.
461
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,963
MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME
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TOGETHER OR SOMETHING.
463
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>> [SCOFFS]
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00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,167
AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO SPEND
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TIME TOGETHER WITH THAT GIANT
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GUT OF YOURS IN BETWEEN US?
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>> WHAT?
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00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,635
I HAVE A GUT?
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00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,107
>> AND THAT STUBBLE YOU´VE GOT
470
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,208
GOING ON? YOU THINK I LIKE THAT
471
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,280
RUBBING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS?
472
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>> I THOUGHT
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YOU LIKED THE BEARD.
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>> I´M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR
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BEARD, CHRISTIAN. I´M TALKING
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ABOUT YOUR BALLS. YOU USED TO
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SHAVE THEM FOR ME.
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00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,918
NOW I´M LUCKY IF YOU EVEN RUN
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00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,951
A COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR
480
00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:23,093
BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:26,296
THIS WHOLE NEW CHRISTIAN LOOK
482
00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:28,628
ISN´T EXACTLY WORKING FOR ME.
483
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,260
SO MAYBE IF YOU COULD REDISCOVER
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A BRUSH, OR, I DON´T KNOW, MAYBE
485
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,932
A RAZOR...
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UNTIL THEN, YOU´RE NOT DOING ME
487
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,306
EITHER, OK?
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00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:38,668
OH, DON´T WAIT UP FOR ME,
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´CAUSE I´M GONNA BE LATE.
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>> YOU LOOK GOOD.
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>> HEY. AH.
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SORRY. I, UH--LINDA GAVE ME
493
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,064
THIS, AND...I USED TO THINK
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00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,235
THE WALKMAN WAS COOL.
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00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:07,197
>> [CHUCKLES] HAVE A SEAT.
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I WANT A LAST LITTLE LOOK,
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00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,500
SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY
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00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,073
WITH A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.
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00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,244
>> MY MOM STARTED CRYING WHEN
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SHE LOOKED AT ME. SHE SAID
501
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LOOKING AT ME MADE HER FEEL
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20 YEARS YOUNGER.
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>> WELL, I DON´T KNOW ABOUT 20.
504
00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,681
BUT WE DEFINITELY CHOPPED OFF
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00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,313
AT LEAST 10.
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00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:27,017
SO, WHAT´S NEXT ON YOUR AGENDA?
507
00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:28,318
>> IT´S ALL PRETTY WEIRD.
508
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:30,320
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GROWN
509
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,722
AND HAVE FAMILIES AND CAREERS,
510
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,164
AND A LOT OF THEM HAVE MOVED
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AWAY. SO I REALLY WANT TO MEET
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SOMEONE MY OWN AGE.
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EARLY TWENTIES, MAYBE. I DON´T
514
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:42,032
WANT TO AIM TOO HIGH. BUT
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I FIGURED I´D GO TO THE CLUBS
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AND SEE IF I WAS ANY BETTER
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OF A DANCER THAN I USED TO BE.
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>> ANY SUGGESTIONS?
519
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,212
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
520
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,314
I TRAVEL IN A SLIGHTLY OLDER
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00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,315
CIRCLE.
522
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,387
>> OH.
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00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,451
>> BEST OF LUCK, THOUGH.
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00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,694
>> THANK YOU.
525
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:08,198
I FEEL LIKE A FREAK.
526
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,201
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GIRLS LIKE
527
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,363
TODAY. YOU KNOW, TEXTING,
528
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:16,236
CELL PHONES, GOOGLE.
529
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,139
IT´S ALL PRETTY...
530
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,111
NERVE WRACKING.
531
00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:22,312
>> WELL, IT´S KIND OF LIKE
532
00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:23,373
RIDING A BIKE. I´M SURE YOU´LL
533
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:24,344
BE FINE.
534
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,315
>> EXCEPT I´VE NEVER RIDDEN
535
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:27,777
A BIKE. SO TO SPEAK.
536
00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,350
>> SO YOU´RE...
537
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,522
>> YEAH. A 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.
538
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,385
OH. COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
539
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:36,456
COULD HAVE DIED ONE.
540
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,189
>> I KNOW A PLACE THAT YOU MIGHT
541
00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,791
LIKE. THEY EVEN LET OLD GUYS
542
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,164
LIKE ME IN.
543
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,736
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
544
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,798
>> OH. HI.
545
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,069
>> HI.
546
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,242
>> UM, DID YOU COME FIND ME TO
547
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:53,473
TELL ME THAT YOU CHANGED YOUR
548
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,175
MIND ABOUT MY SURGERY, OR...
549
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,446
>> NO, ACTUALLY, I CAME TO
550
00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:57,807
CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT
551
00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:58,848
THE SURGERY.
552
00:17:58,848 --> 00:17:59,849
>> THAT WON´T HAPPEN.
553
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:00,810
I ALREADY HAVE TWO MORE
554
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,112
APPOINTMENTS WITH PLASTIC
555
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,313
SURGEONS NEXT WEEK, DR. TROY.
556
00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:04,114
SO--
557
00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:05,084
>> YOU CAN CALL ME CHRISTIAN.
558
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,116
>> HMM.
559
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,217
>> I´M NOT HERE AS YOUR DOCTOR.
560
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,388
[CHUCKLES]
561
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,690
YOU DO LIKE WINE, DON´T YOU?
562
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,193
>> YEAH.
563
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,224
>> YEAH? WELL, THIS IS, UH,
564
00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,366
REALLY NICE. GOES PERFECTLY
565
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:19,269
WITH THE COLONEL´S SPECIAL
566
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,371
RECIPE.
567
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:22,472
>> I´VE ALREADY EATEN,
568
00:18:22,472 --> 00:18:23,503
BUT THANK YOU.
569
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,104
>> OH, OK. WELL,
570
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,308
THAT´S MORE FOR ME.
571
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,380
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
572
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,241
>> HUH?
573
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,182
>> YOU KNOW, IT´S SATURDAY
574
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,143
NIGHT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
575
00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:33,783
I´M NOT GOING OUT?
576
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:34,744
>> YOU DON´T LIKE AGGRESSIVE
577
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:36,246
MEN, AND THERE´S MORE AGGRESSIVE
578
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:37,747
AND DRUNK MEN OUT ON A SATURDAY
579
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:38,788
NIGHT THAN ANY OTHER NIGHT
580
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,320
OF THE WEEK. SO WHY DON´T YOU DO
581
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,721
US BOTH A FAVOR, JUST QUIT YOUR
582
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,293
YAPPIN´, GRAB A COUPLE
583
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:44,194
OF GLASSES AND A CORKSCREW,
584
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:45,395
AND COME SIT YOUR LITTLE ASS
585
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:46,756
DOWN ON THE COUCH.
586
00:18:46,756 --> 00:18:48,127
>> SEEMS LIKE I DON´T HAVE TO GO
587
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,230
OUT TO FIND AN AGGRESSIVE MAN.
588
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:54,164
>> OK. COME TO PAPA.
589
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,766
HA HA HA.
590
00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:58,808
AH.
591
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,772
>> AHH.
592
00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:03,843
>> I DON´T THINK I´VE HAD FRIED
593
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,245
CHICKEN SINCE I WAS IN, LIKE,
594
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,248
HIGH SCHOOL.
595
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,279
BUT AT LEAST YOU´RE REMOVING
596
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,220
THE SKIN. THAT´S WHERE
597
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,251
ALL THE FAT IS.
598
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,382
>> THAT´S WHERE ALL THE TASTE
599
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,425
IS. AHH.
600
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,427
OK.
601
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,259
MMM.
602
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:19,929
>> UGH.
603
00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:23,493
>> MMM.
604
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,295
MMM.
605
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,437
WOW. OH.
606
00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:28,738
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON´T WANT TO
607
00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:29,799
TRY SOME OF THIS?
608
00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,401
>> YEAH, NO.
609
00:19:31,401 --> 00:19:33,443
>> MMM. MMM.
610
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:36,876
>> OK. GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE.
611
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,848
>> MM-HMM.
612
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,910
[MUSIC PLAYING]
613
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,318
>> ♫ ONE THING THAT I
614
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,290
JUST CAN´T SEE
615
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,323
IS HOW TO TOUCH A GIRL ♫
616
00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:56,796
>> THE MUSIC´S PRETTY COOL.
617
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,197
WHAT IS THIS?
618
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,229
>> TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
619
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,230
I THINK THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT
620
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,201
A CD, YOU WERE STILL AWAKE.
621
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,473
I´M MOSTLY INTO POP MUSIC
622
00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:04,874
FROM THE LATE EIGHTIES.
623
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:06,876
YOU KNOW, PHIL COLLINS,
624
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:07,937
RICHARD MARX. THERE WAS
625
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:08,978
AN INNOCENCE TO IT.
626
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:10,880
>> IT SUCKED.
627
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,211
THE GIRLS DRESS A LOT BETTER
628
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:12,942
NOW, THOUGH.
629
00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,914
>> YEAH.
630
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,247
YOU WOKE UP AT JUST THE RIGHT
631
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:19,249
TIME. THIS IS THE SLUT
632
00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:21,851
GENERATION. MOST OF THESE GIRLS,
633
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,923
THEIR ROLE MODELS ARE FAMOUS FOR
634
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,955
HAVING SEX TAPES.
635
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:28,227
MY PARTNER´S REALLY THE EXPERT
636
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,229
IN THESE PLACES.
637
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,332
>> WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO NOW?
638
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,004
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
639
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:43,413
>> HI. I´M DR. SEAN McNAMARA.
640
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,745
I´M A PLASTIC SURGEON.
641
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,318
>> ARE YOU GUYS NARCS?
642
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,954
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
643
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,886
>> NOW WE GET DRUNK.
644
00:20:56,886 --> 00:21:00,490
TEQUILA. BEST YOU HAVE.
645
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,762
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
646
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,266
>> MMM.
647
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,498
>> TOMORROW, I´M INTRODUCING YOU
648
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:09,639
TO A TRIPLE STUFT BURRITO
649
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:10,500
WITH SOUR CREAM.
650
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,641
>> I THINK WE SHOULD BUY
651
00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:12,802
A KFC FRANCHISE TOGETHER.
652
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:13,903
>> MMM.
653
00:21:13,903 --> 00:21:14,774
>> SETTLE DOWN SOMEWHERE
654
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,706
LIKE...FRESNO. AND NEVER BE
655
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,277
HEARD FROM AGAIN.
656
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,048
>> [CHUCKLES]
657
00:21:19,048 --> 00:21:20,910
SOUNDS GOOD.
658
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,613
FAT AND HAPPY EVER AFTER.
659
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,655
>> FAT AND HAPPY. AND UGLY.
660
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:28,287
>> MMM.
661
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,632
>> UH, WAIT A SECOND.
662
00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:44,674
I HAVE AN IDEA.
663
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,980
>> OHH.
664
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:54,013
[TRAIN WHISTLE IN DISTANCE]
665
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,015
[DOOR CLOSES]
666
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,818
[WATER RUNNING]
667
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,749
>> YOU BETTER NOT BE PUKING YOUR
668
00:21:59,749 --> 00:22:02,952
GUTS OUT IN THERE.
669
00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:05,495
YOU DON´T HAVE ANYTHING SWEET,
670
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,797
DO YOU?
671
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:12,932
[WATER STOPS RUNNING]
672
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,665
[CLATTERING]
673
00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,006
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
674
00:22:17,006 --> 00:22:21,511
>> HMM?
675
00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:24,814
HOLY SHIT.
676
00:22:24,814 --> 00:22:27,477
>> YEAH. I CAN´T BELIEVE
677
00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:29,348
I DID IT. BUT I DID IT.
678
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,422
IT WORKED.
679
00:22:32,422 --> 00:22:34,784
I´M UGLY, RIGHT?
680
00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:38,888
>> YOU´RE, UM, IMPULSIVE.
681
00:22:38,888 --> 00:22:41,931
WHICH IS VERY HOT.
682
00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:45,665
AHH.
683
00:23:17,527 --> 00:23:21,070
>> THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
684
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:24,974
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
685
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:40,089
>> ♫ LAUNCH ME INTO SPACE,
686
00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:50,860
LAUNCH ME INTO SPACE ♫
687
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,962
>> HEY.
688
00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,564
I GOTTA--I GOTTA GET OUT OF
689
00:23:54,564 --> 00:23:58,007
HERE. YOU STAY, I´M GONNA GO.
690
00:23:58,007 --> 00:24:00,940
[VOCALIZING]
691
00:24:25,935 --> 00:24:29,138
>> WHAT THE HELL...
692
00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:32,802
[DOOR OPENS]
693
00:24:32,802 --> 00:24:34,003
>> OH, HEY.
694
00:24:34,003 --> 00:24:35,074
>> OH, I DIDN´T KNOW
695
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,075
YOU´D STILL BE HERE.
696
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:36,946
>> OH, WELL, IT TOOK A LOT
697
00:24:36,946 --> 00:24:37,847
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS
698
00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:39,178
GOING TO. ACTUALLY, THE MOVERS
699
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,479
JUST LEFT.
700
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:45,555
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
701
00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:47,987
OH, YOU HATE IT.
702
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,889
OH.
703
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,821
>> THIS IS HOW YOU SEE ME?
704
00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:53,623
>> WELL, OLD-FASHIONED GENTLEMAN
705
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:57,266
WITH A HINT OF OLD-WORLD
706
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,498
GLAMOUR, YEAH.
707
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,901
>> OLD-FASHIONED. OLD WORLD.
708
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,534
OLD PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT, RIGHT?
709
00:25:04,534 --> 00:25:05,935
>> SEAN...
710
00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:08,177
THINK OF CLARK GABLE.
711
00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:11,210
OR RUDOLPH VALENTINO.
712
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,511
IF THOSE GUYS HAD A BACHELOR
713
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,883
PAD, THEY´D TOTALLY DECORATE IT
714
00:25:13,883 --> 00:25:15,214
LIKE THIS.
715
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,947
>> [SIGHS]
716
00:25:17,947 --> 00:25:21,520
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU HATE IT.
717
00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,227
I´M SORRY IF IT´S NOT WHAT YOU
718
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,560
WANTED. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
719
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,863
YOU FEEL SPECIAL.
720
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,845
>> KIMBER...
721
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,016
SO CAUGHT UP IN MYSELF,
722
00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:49,919
I WASN´T THINKING.
723
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:52,081
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I´M REALLY
724
00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:53,322
LOOKING AT IT, IT IS PRETTY
725
00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:54,924
GREAT.
726
00:25:54,924 --> 00:25:57,556
YOU GOT ME, OR SOMEBODY
727
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,228
I´D LIKE TO BE.
728
00:25:59,228 --> 00:26:00,559
>> YEAH, NOW YOU´RE JUST
729
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,330
SAYING THAT.
730
00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:03,092
>> NO, NO, NO. HEY. IT´S
731
00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:04,233
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM
732
00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:05,835
ANYTHING I COULD HAVE IMAGINED.
733
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:09,238
BUT STRANGELY...RIGHT.
734
00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:11,300
I THINK I´LL LIKE COMING HOME
735
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,602
TO THIS.
736
00:26:12,602 --> 00:26:14,103
>> YEAH?
737
00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:14,874
>> YEAH.
738
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,345
>> OH, THAT´S GREAT.
739
00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:18,848
OH, SEAN, THANK YOU.
740
00:26:18,848 --> 00:26:21,250
OHH.
741
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:24,113
MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
742
00:26:24,113 --> 00:26:26,616
HARD I HAVE WORKED ON THIS.
743
00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:27,857
>> WELL, YOU ARE TALENTED,
744
00:26:27,857 --> 00:26:29,118
KIMBER.
745
00:26:29,118 --> 00:26:31,020
>> WELL, TELL THAT TO CHRISTIAN.
746
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:32,591
HE HATES HOW I REDID
747
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,924
THE HOUSE. OUR HOUSE, WHATEVER.
748
00:26:34,924 --> 00:26:36,265
>> WELL, HE CAN BE TOUGH.
749
00:26:36,265 --> 00:26:37,296
>> I´M TERRIFIED OF MAKING
750
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,367
MISTAKES, RIGHT? LIKE,
751
00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:40,369
I COMPLETELY LOSE MY INSTINCTS.
752
00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:42,932
I DON´T KNOW WHO HE IS.
753
00:26:42,932 --> 00:26:45,134
I DON´T KNOW WHO I AM, OR...
754
00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:47,306
US AS A COUPLE. IT´S JUST SO
755
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,909
FRUSTRATING. BUT THANKS FOR
756
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,310
BEING SWEET AND MAKING ME FEEL
757
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,282
CONFIDENT.
758
00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:54,313
>> DOESN´T TAKE MUCH.
759
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,285
A LITTLE SUNSHINE, A LITTLE
760
00:26:56,285 --> 00:26:59,288
WATERING. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
761
00:26:59,288 --> 00:27:04,153
>> WELL...
762
00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:07,326
UM, YOU KNOW, I DID THE LIBRARY
763
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,258
BACK THERE, AND IT HAS THIS
764
00:27:09,258 --> 00:27:13,232
BEAUTIFUL, DARK CARVED WOOD...
765
00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:20,239
>> SHOW ME THE BEDROOM FIRST.
766
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,171
MMM.
767
00:27:22,171 --> 00:27:24,213
>> MMM.
768
00:27:32,782 --> 00:27:34,824
>> I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THAT
769
00:27:34,824 --> 00:27:36,025
WE CAN´T DO THIS AGAIN!
770
00:27:36,025 --> 00:27:37,256
>> OH, YEAH, WE CAN´T DO THIS
771
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,287
ANYMORE, YOU´RE RIGHT.
772
00:27:38,287 --> 00:27:39,889
>> I MEAN, LIKE, WE´RE BAD.
773
00:27:39,889 --> 00:27:41,190
LIKE, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
774
00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:42,391
>> I KNOW.
775
00:27:42,391 --> 00:27:43,963
THE WORST. HOW COME I DON´T
776
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:44,834
FEEL GUILTY?
777
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:45,865
>> OOH!
778
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,937
OH!
779
00:27:47,937 --> 00:27:49,668
OH!
780
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,000
[CLATTERING]
781
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,942
IS THAT HIM? IS THAT CHRISTIAN?
782
00:27:52,942 --> 00:27:54,974
>> YEAH. WE´RE ONLY SEPARATED
783
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,075
BY THIS WALL.
784
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,407
>> OH, I LIKE IT.
785
00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:00,209
OH!
786
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,852
[BOTH MOANING]
787
00:28:02,852 --> 00:28:04,954
>> NOT EVEN FAST FOOD?
788
00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:06,385
YOU GOTTA EAT.
789
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,057
>> WHY DO YOU NEED TO GO TO
790
00:28:08,057 --> 00:28:09,218
[INDISTINCT]?
791
00:28:09,218 --> 00:28:10,419
>> I´LL BE BACK IN A FLASH.
792
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:11,821
>> A FLASH?
793
00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:12,291
>> MM-HMM.
794
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,293
COME ON. BIG OLD BURRITO
795
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,025
SMOTHERED IN GUACAMOLE
796
00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:18,898
AND SOUR CREAM.
797
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,271
>> OK. PULL THE CAR OUT FRONT.
798
00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:26,105
MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
799
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,377
AHH.
800
00:28:32,782 --> 00:28:35,845
[KIMBER AND SEAN GIGGLING]
801
00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:37,446
>> SEAN, WHO THE HELL YOU
802
00:28:37,446 --> 00:28:40,089
BANGING IN THERE?
803
00:28:40,089 --> 00:28:41,250
>> OH, JUST YOUR WIFE,
804
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,892
SWEETHEART.
805
00:28:42,892 --> 00:28:44,994
>> HEY, WHAT´S UP?
806
00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:48,327
>> WHAT THE HELL
807
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,128
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
808
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,129
>> WELL, SHE´S DOING SUCH A GOOD
809
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,060
JOB ON THE APARTMENT, I WANTED
810
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,862
TO ASK HER ADVICE ON A NEW DESK.
811
00:28:52,862 --> 00:28:54,263
TIRED OF GLASS.
812
00:28:54,263 --> 00:28:56,265
I WANT TO WARM IT UP IN HERE.
813
00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:58,007
>> WHY WAS IT LOCKED?
814
00:28:58,007 --> 00:29:00,309
>> UM, OH, I HAD JUST MENTIONED
815
00:29:00,309 --> 00:29:02,241
TO SEAN ABOUT THE NEW BRUSH
816
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,472
NICKEL DOOR HARDWARE, AND SO
817
00:29:03,472 --> 00:29:05,314
I MUST HAVE JUST, YOU KNOW,
818
00:29:05,314 --> 00:29:06,245
HIT THE BUTTON.
819
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,176
>> BRUSH NICKEL?
820
00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:08,247
>> HMM.
821
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,278
>> LOOK, NO CHANGES
822
00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:11,420
WITHOUT ME, OK?
823
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:13,853
I GOTTA GO TAKE CARE OF
824
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:14,954
SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TAKE CARE
825
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:18,027
OF BEFORE. AND IF I´M NOT BACK
826
00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,188
IN TIME, JUST START SURGERY
827
00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:20,860
WITHOUT ME, OK?
828
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,892
AHEM.
829
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,896
>> NO CHANGES WITHOUT MY OK?
830
00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:28,898
WHAT KIND OF EGO TRIP IS HE ON?
831
00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:29,869
>> WELL, IT´S ALWAYS GOTTA BE
832
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,070
THE CHRISTIAN TROY SHOW,
833
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,002
EVEN MY OFFICE. YOU WERE VERY
834
00:29:33,002 --> 00:29:34,043
COOL, MY DEAR.
835
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,205
>> MMM, WELL, IT´S ALL MY YEARS
836
00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:37,276
OF ACTING.
837
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,377
>> YES.
838
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,378
MMM.
839
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,150
>> OK, SO, SEAN, UM,
840
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,311
I´LL GET YOU SOME TEAR SHEETS
841
00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:44,453
ON THE WOOD DESKS.
842
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:50,459
>> FOR THIS STUFF,
843
00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:52,021
YOU NEED TO BYOB.
844
00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:53,322
>> I DON´T DRINK BEER, REMEMBER.
845
00:29:53,322 --> 00:29:55,194
>> I MEAN BRING YOUR OWN BEANO.
846
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,465
EATING LIKE A PIG IS ONE THING.
847
00:29:56,465 --> 00:29:58,067
SMELLING LIKE THEM IS ANOTHER,
848
00:29:58,067 --> 00:29:59,328
OK? STINKY WOMEN ARE
849
00:29:59,328 --> 00:30:00,429
A REAL TURN OFF.
850
00:30:00,429 --> 00:30:02,001
>> I´LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
851
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:05,004
>> AH.
852
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:09,438
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT EVERYTHING.
853
00:30:09,438 --> 00:30:10,940
>> WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO BE BACK
854
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:11,881
AT WORK?
855
00:30:11,881 --> 00:30:14,043
>> WHENEVER. IT´S NOT LIKE MY
856
00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:15,484
PARTNER HAS ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.
857
00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:17,416
>> THEN LET´S HIT A MATINEE.
858
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,348
WE´LL WASTE THE WHOLE AFTERNOON.
859
00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:21,150
YOU KNOW, A MOVIE THEATER
860
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,391
IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN REALLY
861
00:30:22,391 --> 00:30:24,423
RELAX.
862
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,494
>> BECAUSE YOU SIT IN THE DARK
863
00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:26,495
AND NOBODY BOTHERS YOU, OR...
864
00:30:26,495 --> 00:30:28,227
>> MAYBE.
865
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,399
MAYBE I JUST LIKE JUJU FRUITS.
866
00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:32,401
>> [CHUCKLES]
867
00:30:32,401 --> 00:30:36,235
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
868
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:38,407
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
869
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,343
... ALIEN NATION!
870
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,245
[LAUGHTER]
871
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,277
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
872
00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:55,985
THAT´S RIGHT! AYE!
873
00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:57,126
>> HEY, HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT,
874
00:30:57,126 --> 00:30:58,427
BUDDY BOY.
875
00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:00,489
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
876
00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:05,434
>> WHOA! [SPEAKING SPANISH]
877
00:31:05,434 --> 00:31:07,997
>> GO! GO!
878
00:31:07,997 --> 00:31:10,269
[TIRES SQUEALING]
879
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,146
>> YOU KNOW, UH,
880
00:31:17,146 --> 00:31:19,378
YOU CAN SLOW DOWN NOW.
881
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,250
>> I CAN´T DO ANYTHING
882
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,012
TO CHANGE MYSELF.
883
00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:25,454
I´M SO SICK OF THIS FACE.
884
00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:30,319
>> JESUS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
885
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,421
YOU CRAZY BITCH?!
886
00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:34,293
IF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF,
887
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:35,324
FINE, ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST LET ME
888
00:31:35,324 --> 00:31:36,365
OUT OF THE CAR!
889
00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:37,896
>> SORRY, CHRISTIAN.
890
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:38,527
IT´S THE ONLY THING LEFT
891
00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:40,099
FOR ME TO DO!
892
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:40,930
>> PLEASE STOP THE CAR,
893
00:31:40,930 --> 00:31:42,131
PLEASE STOP THE CAR!
894
00:31:42,131 --> 00:31:44,173
JESUS, JESUS! STOP!
895
00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,435
[CRASH]
896
00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,315
>> THOSE GUYS AT THE E.R.
897
00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:57,346
WERE AWESOME, BY THE WAY.
898
00:31:57,346 --> 00:32:00,449
SHE´S LUCKY SHE´S ALIVE.
899
00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,351
WHAT A CRAZY BITCH.
900
00:32:02,351 --> 00:32:04,453
YOU´RE DRIVING ME BAT SHIT,
901
00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:05,454
SEAN.
902
00:32:05,454 --> 00:32:06,355
>> DON´T MOVE.
903
00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:07,326
>> OH, JESUS. LIKE WAITING TO
904
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:08,227
GET A SHOT, THE ANTICIPATION
905
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,029
IS WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL NEEDLE.
906
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,000
JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY IT, ALL
907
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,361
RIGHT? I THINK WITH MY DICK.
908
00:32:12,361 --> 00:32:13,432
I AM A DICK. OK, SAY IT.
909
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,404
>> IT´S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
910
00:32:15,404 --> 00:32:17,066
>> SINCE WHEN IS ME SCREWING UP
911
00:32:17,066 --> 00:32:18,437
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HUH?
912
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:19,969
YOU THRIVE ON IT.
913
00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:21,440
>> THAT SHOULD HEAL WITHOUT
914
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,371
A SCAR.
915
00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:25,074
>> I KNOW YOU. YOU CAN PRETEND
916
00:32:25,074 --> 00:32:26,345
YOU DON´T CARE.
917
00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:30,119
BUT I KNOW YOU DO.
918
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:34,353
>> THAT MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE ONCE.
919
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,325
>> COME ON, YOU CAN´T TELL ME
920
00:32:36,325 --> 00:32:37,286
YOU DON´T WANT TO KNOW
921
00:32:37,286 --> 00:32:38,727
WHAT HAPPENED.
922
00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:40,329
>> I THINK I´LL LEAVE THAT FOR
923
00:32:40,329 --> 00:32:43,092
KIMBER TO ASK. SHE´S YOUR WIFE.
924
00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:44,293
SHE´S THE ONE WHO MIGHT BE
925
00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:45,264
CURIOUS.
926
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,365
>> SHE´S THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME
927
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,097
OUT OF THE GODDAMN DOOR.
928
00:32:48,097 --> 00:32:51,540
>> AHEM.
929
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:54,373
>> SO TELL ME...
930
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,475
IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT ME
931
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,748
THAT YOU STILL LIKE?
932
00:32:59,748 --> 00:33:03,252
>> I DON´T THINK SO.
933
00:33:03,252 --> 00:33:04,383
>> YOU´RE A SELF-RIGHTEOUS
934
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,486
LITTLE PRICK, YOU KNOW THAT?
935
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,288
>> DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT
936
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,389
MAYBE IT´S YOU WHO NEEDS ME TO
937
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,520
BE ANGRY AT YOU?
938
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,391
>> QUITE FRANKLY, IT NEVER
939
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,322
OCCURRED TO ME.
940
00:33:13,322 --> 00:33:14,263
>> GOOD, ´CAUSE I´M DONE
941
00:33:14,263 --> 00:33:15,324
BEING A SUBSTITUTE
942
00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:17,126
FOR YOUR CONSCIENCE.
943
00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:20,769
I KNOW YOU CAN´T CHANGE.
944
00:33:20,769 --> 00:33:23,532
>> PHHTT.
945
00:33:26,235 --> 00:33:29,007
>> SO WE MET AT THE CLUB.
946
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,280
>> IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
947
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,281
BUT THEN WHEN HE TOLD ME HIS
948
00:33:32,281 --> 00:33:33,442
STORY, OH, MY GOD, IMAGINE
949
00:33:33,442 --> 00:33:34,413
HOW MUCH FUN IT WILL BE TO TEACH
950
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,285
HIM ALL ABOUT THE LAST 20 YEARS.
951
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,746
OBAMA AND BRITNEY. ALL THAT
952
00:33:37,746 --> 00:33:39,348
STUFF.
953
00:33:39,348 --> 00:33:42,251
>> WELL, I DON´T UNDERSTAND,
954
00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:43,552
RUPERT. YOU DON´T NEED MY
955
00:33:43,552 --> 00:33:45,254
CONSENT TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
956
00:33:45,254 --> 00:33:47,156
>> OH, FIANCéE. WE´RE ENGAGED.
957
00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,228
>> WELL, ENGAGED TO BE ENGAGED.
958
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,160
I WANT TO GET McKENZIE
959
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,301
BREAST IMPLANTS.
960
00:33:52,301 --> 00:33:54,163
>> A DIAMOND IS MORE
961
00:33:54,163 --> 00:33:55,434
TRADITIONAL.
962
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:56,365
>> MY RIGHT ONE´S A LITTLE
963
00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:57,766
SMALLER, AND IT SORT OF HAS
964
00:33:57,766 --> 00:33:59,338
THAT PANCAKE THING GOING ON.
965
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,309
>> IT´S BEEN A STRUGGLE
966
00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:01,440
HER WHOLE LIFE.
967
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,571
>> RUPERT, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
968
00:34:02,571 --> 00:34:04,813
ALONE FOR A MOMENT?
969
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:11,220
>> SHE´S AWESOME, ISN´T SHE?
970
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,081
>> SHE´S USING YOU.
971
00:34:12,081 --> 00:34:13,152
>> DUDE, YOU´RE WRONG.
972
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,123
WE´VE BEEN DOING IT NONSTOP
973
00:34:14,123 --> 00:34:15,124
FOR LIKE TWO DAYS STRAIGHT.
974
00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:17,386
>> YEAH, SEX IS NOT LOVE, OK?
975
00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:18,287
IT´S USUALLY NOT EVEN
976
00:34:18,287 --> 00:34:19,358
AN EXPRESSION OF LOVE.
977
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,090
SOMETIMES WOMEN AND MEN USE IT
978
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:22,491
FOR LESS THAN INNOCENT PURPOSES.
979
00:34:22,491 --> 00:34:24,193
YOU´RE JUST A KID. YOU´VE BEEN
980
00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:25,434
ASLEEP FOR 20 YEARS. YOU DON´T
981
00:34:25,434 --> 00:34:27,065
UNDERSTAND HOW WOMEN WORK.
982
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,237
>> OH, YOU DO? I SAW YOUR MOVES
983
00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:29,168
ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
984
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,199
IT WAS PRETTY MEDIOCRE.
985
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:31,400
>> I WAS MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS.
986
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,401
>> HOW´D THAT TURN OUT?
987
00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:33,802
>> LOOK, I´VE SLEPT WITH PLENTY
988
00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:34,773
OF WOMEN. THE GOOD ONES DON´T
989
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,145
ASK YOU TO BUY THEM NEW BREASTS
990
00:34:36,145 --> 00:34:37,075
ON THE FIRST DATE.
991
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,177
>> WELL, LOOK, THANK YOU FOR
992
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,278
CARING, BUT I´M GOING TO DO
993
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:41,150
THIS. SO DO YOU WANT MY BUSINESS
994
00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:42,481
OR WHAT?
995
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,753
>> OK. I´LL JUST GO GET
996
00:34:44,753 --> 00:34:46,355
A COUPLE OF SAMPLES.
997
00:34:46,355 --> 00:34:47,216
I ASSUME SHE WANTS Ds?
998
00:34:47,216 --> 00:34:48,487
>> YEAH! HOW´D YOU KNOW THAT?
999
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,559
>> THEY ALWAYS WANT Ds.
1000
00:35:05,134 --> 00:35:06,475
>> SOMETHING´S WRONG WITH HIM!
1001
00:35:06,475 --> 00:35:07,806
I DIDN´T TOUCH HIM, I SWEAR.
1002
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:08,777
I JUST WANTED NEW TITS,
1003
00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:11,180
I DIDN´T TOUCH HIM!
1004
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,249
>> HE SLIPPED BACK INTO A COMA.
1005
00:35:20,249 --> 00:35:21,890
>> WELL, WHEN IS HE GOING
1006
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:24,353
TO WAKE UP?
1007
00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:26,395
>> [DIALING]
1008
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,876
>> OH, MY GOD! BABY,
1009
00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,147
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1010
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,148
YOUR FACE!
1011
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,550
>> I´M FINE.
1012
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,182
>> YOUR ARM...
1013
00:35:53,182 --> 00:35:54,823
>> I´M FINE. SERIOUSLY, I JUST--
1014
00:35:54,823 --> 00:35:56,325
A FEW SCRAPES, I WAS IN
1015
00:35:56,325 --> 00:35:58,327
AN ACCIDENT. I TRIED CALLING
1016
00:35:58,327 --> 00:36:00,158
YOU. YOU DIDN´T PICK UP
1017
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,430
YOUR PHONE.
1018
00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:02,291
>> I WAS--I´M SORRY--
1019
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:03,232
>> WHY DIDN´T YOU PICK UP
1020
00:36:03,232 --> 00:36:04,162
YOUR PHONE? YOU ALWAYS PICK UP
1021
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,294
YOUR PHONE WHEN I CALL YOU.
1022
00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:06,295
>> I´M SORRY, I DON´T--
1023
00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:07,396
>> YOU IGNORING ME?
1024
00:36:07,396 --> 00:36:08,797
>> NO.
1025
00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:10,339
>> I GET IT.
1026
00:36:10,339 --> 00:36:11,440
I´VE BEEN SUCH AN ASSHOLE
1027
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,374
LATELY. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT
1028
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,906
THING WITH SEAN.
1029
00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:20,709
>> WHAT THING WITH SEAN?
1030
00:36:20,709 --> 00:36:22,311
>> [CHUCKLES]
1031
00:36:22,311 --> 00:36:24,753
HE´S YOUR FIRST REAL CLIENT,
1032
00:36:24,753 --> 00:36:26,455
AND I--
1033
00:36:26,455 --> 00:36:28,357
I SHOULD--
1034
00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:29,958
I SHOULD BE SUPPORTING YOU,
1035
00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:32,861
AND I´M NOT, AND I´M SORRY.
1036
00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:36,225
>> OH, HONEY.
1037
00:36:36,225 --> 00:36:38,397
YOU DON´T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
1038
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:43,872
>> NO, I DO. I´M SORRY, OK?
1039
00:36:43,872 --> 00:36:45,804
>> WELL...
1040
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:46,875
>> PLEASE.
1041
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,807
>> UM, OK.
1042
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,341
WHERE´S YOUR CAR? IS IT TOTALED?
1043
00:36:52,341 --> 00:36:53,942
>> NO, IT WASN´T MY CAR.
1044
00:36:53,942 --> 00:36:54,913
I WAS A PASSENGER IN SOMEBODY
1045
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:56,885
ELSE´S CAR.
1046
00:36:56,885 --> 00:36:59,888
[EXHALES]
1047
00:36:59,888 --> 00:37:02,291
>> WELL, ARE THEY OK?
1048
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,352
WHO WAS IT?
1049
00:37:03,352 --> 00:37:04,893
>> THEY´RE FINE. I MEAN,
1050
00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:06,395
I THINK, YOU KNOW. IT WAS
1051
00:37:06,395 --> 00:37:09,798
A CLIENT, WILLOW BANKS.
1052
00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:12,230
>> THE MODEL?
1053
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,303
>> YEAH.
1054
00:37:14,303 --> 00:37:17,836
YEAH.
1055
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,869
>> YOU WERE IN A CAR
1056
00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:22,311
WITH WILLOW BANKS DURING
1057
00:37:22,311 --> 00:37:23,942
THE DAY, AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED
1058
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,944
TO BE AT WORK?
1059
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:30,379
>> MM-HMM.
1060
00:37:30,379 --> 00:37:31,950
GOOD NEWS IS THAT I DIDN´T HAVE
1061
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,482
ANY LUNCH, SO, HA.
1062
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:38,357
I THINK I LOST ABOUT 5 POUNDS.
1063
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,389
[EXHALES]
1064
00:37:42,531 --> 00:37:45,794
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TAKE A SHOWER.
1065
00:37:45,794 --> 00:37:47,836
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE IT
1066
00:37:47,836 --> 00:37:49,898
A COLD ONE.
1067
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,765
>> I GUESS IT WORKED
1068
00:38:16,765 --> 00:38:17,996
AFTER ALL, HUH?
1069
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,928
I WANTED PEOPLE TO STOP LOOKING.
1070
00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,900
AND NOW AFTER THEY DO,
1071
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,402
THEY TURN AWAY. JUST LIKE YOU
1072
00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:24,903
DID. WITH THEIR EYES FULL OF
1073
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,836
PITY AND DISGUST. THEY STILL
1074
00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:29,978
DON´T SEE ME.
1075
00:38:29,978 --> 00:38:32,981
>> WELL, I GUESS GOING THROUGH
1076
00:38:32,981 --> 00:38:35,844
A WINDSHIELD AT 110 MILES
1077
00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:37,586
AN HOUR WAS THE ANSWER ALL
1078
00:38:37,586 --> 00:38:39,448
ALONG, HUH? WHO KNEW?
1079
00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:42,090
>> I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
1080
00:38:42,090 --> 00:38:44,523
PLEASE.
1081
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:46,395
MY PARENTS SENT ME TO THIS
1082
00:38:46,395 --> 00:38:47,856
REALLY EXCLUSIVE ALL-GIRLS´ PREP
1083
00:38:47,856 --> 00:38:48,827
SCHOOL. THE RICH KIDS WOULD
1084
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,858
ALWAYS DRESS LIKE THEY WERE
1085
00:38:49,858 --> 00:38:51,930
POOR. SLUMMIN´ IT.
1086
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:53,862
IT WAS FUN FOR THEM YOU KNOW?
1087
00:38:53,862 --> 00:38:56,435
COOL TO REJECT THE VALUES YOU´D
1088
00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:57,866
GROWN UP WITH.
1089
00:38:57,866 --> 00:38:58,867
>> ARE YOU COMING TO A POINT
1090
00:38:58,867 --> 00:38:59,868
ANY TIME SOON?
1091
00:38:59,868 --> 00:39:00,869
>> WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY,
1092
00:39:00,869 --> 00:39:02,911
IT´S EASY TO ROMANTICIZE NOT
1093
00:39:02,911 --> 00:39:04,773
HAVING ANY.
1094
00:39:04,773 --> 00:39:06,475
AND WHEN YOU´RE BEAUTIFUL,
1095
00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:08,417
WELL, IT´S EASY WANTING TO GIVE
1096
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:10,379
THAT UP, TOO.
1097
00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:13,882
THE ROMANCE OF UGLINESS...
1098
00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:16,385
ALL I WANTED WAS TO KNOW THAT
1099
00:39:16,385 --> 00:39:18,827
WHEN SOMEONE LOOKED AT ME,
1100
00:39:18,827 --> 00:39:20,829
THEY WERE ACTUALLY SEEING ME.
1101
00:39:20,829 --> 00:39:24,132
NOT SOME IMAGE THEY COULD PLACE
1102
00:39:24,132 --> 00:39:26,134
ON THEIR MANTELPIECE OR SHOW OFF
1103
00:39:26,134 --> 00:39:28,136
TO THEIR FRIENDS OR BRAG
1104
00:39:28,136 --> 00:39:30,499
ABOUT HAVING SCREWED.
1105
00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:35,373
>> YOU NEED TO GET HELP, WILLOW.
1106
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,776
SERIOUS HELP. I TOLD YOU THAT,
1107
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:38,847
I´M NOT THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE
1108
00:39:38,847 --> 00:39:39,808
COMING TO.
1109
00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:41,149
>> BUT YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
1110
00:39:41,149 --> 00:39:44,012
YOU´RE JUST LIKE ME!
1111
00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:45,814
>> BULLSHIT! I´M NOT TRYING
1112
00:39:45,814 --> 00:39:47,556
TO CARVE UP MY FACE OR ENDANGER
1113
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:48,517
OTHER PEOPLE.
1114
00:39:48,517 --> 00:39:49,558
>> THEN WHY WERE YOU
1115
00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:50,889
WITH ME, HUH?
1116
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:51,790
>> [SCOFFS]
1117
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:52,591
>> YOU WANTED TO DESTROY
1118
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,862
YOURSELF, TOO. IN YOUR OWN
1119
00:39:53,862 --> 00:39:55,824
LITTLE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY.
1120
00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:56,925
´CAUSE YOU´RE PISSED.
1121
00:39:56,925 --> 00:39:58,827
YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE SUCCESS
1122
00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:00,899
YOU´VE EVER HAD WASN´T BECAUSE
1123
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:04,573
OF WHAT YOU DID OR WHO YOU WERE.
1124
00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:06,535
IT´S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT
1125
00:40:06,535 --> 00:40:09,478
THE WAY YOU LOOK.
1126
00:40:09,478 --> 00:40:12,140
JUST MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL AGAIN.
1127
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:14,583
FIX ME.
1128
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,184
GIVE IT BACK TO ME.
1129
00:40:16,184 --> 00:40:18,587
I--I CAN´T LIVE
1130
00:40:18,587 --> 00:40:20,849
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
1131
00:40:20,849 --> 00:40:23,492
>> NO. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME.
1132
00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:27,125
THERE´S NO DOCTOR ALIVE
1133
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,827
WHO CAN MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL
1134
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,158
AGAIN.
1135
00:40:30,158 --> 00:40:32,461
>> [CRYING]
1136
00:40:42,571 --> 00:40:44,973
[DOOR CLOSES]
1137
00:40:44,973 --> 00:40:46,975
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1138
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,652
>> WHERE´S MY TREADMILL?
1139
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,053
>> I HAD IT MOVED TO THE MALIBU
1140
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:57,556
HOUSE. YOUR APARTMENT´S TOO
1141
00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,227
SMALL FOR IT.
1142
00:40:59,227 --> 00:41:01,059
AND I WAS HOPING CHRISTIAN
1143
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,961
MIGHT TAKE A HINT.
1144
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,163
[TREADMILL BEEPS]
1145
00:41:07,996 --> 00:41:09,798
>> OH.
1146
00:41:09,798 --> 00:41:11,469
I GOTTA GET GOING.
1147
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,141
>> NO, NO, NO, HEY,
1148
00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:14,573
JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP. COME ON.
1149
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,005
>> OH. CHRISTIAN´S GOING
1150
00:41:17,005 --> 00:41:18,607
TO START TO WORRY.
1151
00:41:18,607 --> 00:41:19,878
>> NO, HE WON´T.
1152
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,550
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES.
1153
00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:24,082
>> OK.
1154
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,584
WILL YOU WAKE ME UP IN
1155
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,556
15 MINUTES?
1156
00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:29,618
PROMISE ME YOU´RE NOT GOING TO
1157
00:41:29,618 --> 00:41:31,489
FALL ASLEEP.
1158
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,593
>> DON´T WORRY, I´M WIDE AWAKE.
1159
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,625
[TREADMILL RUNNING]
1160
00:41:54,783 --> 00:41:58,246
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
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