Original subtitles

Lee, Soon Yeol Film

Shin, Eun Kyung

Park, Joon Gyu

Jang, Se Jin

Special Guest Zhang Ziyi

Director Jeong, Heung Soon

Boss!

My Wife Is A Gangster 2 Return of the Legend

Hello! Hello!

It's not my phone that's ringing

- Hello! ...Boss?

- Boss? Who's this? - It's Robocop

Robocop? Then I'm Rambo, asshole

Fucker, get boss on the phone Right now!

OK, okay

Is this a girl or a chicken?

Hey, answer the phone

I said you got a phone call

Hey, she's not going to take it

I'm fucked up

Fucked up?

Okay, let's get you to a hospital

Oh shit, I got to pee Don't move

You just pull your dick out anywhere?

Your dick...

You thought only eggs come from chicken coops, didn't you?

But I saw a woman come from one

Not only that she's WonderWoman

She can work 24 hours a day and not get tired

She can deliver, she can clean she can cook...

Well, she can't cook, really

Because of her invention of this useful delivery box

we've done more business in the last 2 years

than I could have done on my own, in 7 years

It's like she fell straight from heaven

She'd try anything to get her memory back

Now I'm more scared than just feeling sorry for her

What if she remembers who she is and leaves me

Not again!

Well, this is was a good one

Maybe she was a famous artist of something

Impressionist? Or Fauvist?

There must be a group with scissors

I'm not really familiar with art

Whoever she was is fine with me

She's an angel

This is the first time something good has happened in my life

Business has tripled

Actually I take care of her money, too

Don't get me wrong I'm not a crooked boss or anything

If I had just one wish

It would be to be on top of her

Get your dick out of here!

Maybe if we had 3 kids

then God wouldn't take her away from me

You want to die?

I told you not to touch me without my permission

That's strange...

What's he doing here again?

Wow, that's hot

What's up with this oil today?

I'm back

Have you been on a delivery

or were you making a house call?

What do you mean a house call, boss man?

Didn't I tell you not to laugh like that?

Laugh like a girl

How?

Like that

See, that's nice

You've got a pretty face if you tried a little, you'd be fine

Answer the phone

What?

The phone

What can I get for you?

Nothing, I just had a sea food noodle at another restaurant

Wait!

Sit down for a minute

Let's settle up a little later

I'm not here for business

You are too...

Have a seat I got something to tell you

You heard that?

What?

That 13 blocks here will be leveled

and a new mall called

'White Village' will be built

I haven't heard about it

It's a big deal

You really should pay attention to what's going on around you

Calm down It hurts

You'll have to talk to my boss about that

Whew, Jae Chol has nothing to do with this

If you want, I can give you

a store in the mall

You're done with this, right?

Even if I love you I can't have you

I can't stand it I feel like crying

What are you talking about? You've had me

What?

You shit! You're thinking of that weird bitch again, aren't you?

That Tsu Tsu bitch

Do you really like that crazy bitch?

That clumsy bitch...

No, no!

Why would I be thinking about her?

You... liar

I've never had anything to do with her

What? Anything... what?

You mean you want to do that?

- No, I'm not interested at all - You do it and I'll kill you

I'm going to do my best tonight

- Whatever you want! - Get your hands off me!

...Twenty nine

Thir... ty!

Only 30?

Here sit down

I'm a bit weak

We better just play some cards that's about our speed

Our history teacher things he's so damn smart

Don't even say a word Stupid bastard

Yeah I hate him too

Hey how about sharing a smoke among friends

Buy your own

What a bitch

You think I'm going to be scared of your little club

You want to get a piece of me you'll need a reservation

- You, bitch! - Stop there

Fifty-six...

Fifty-seven...

Fifty-eight...

Fifty-nine...

Ji Hyun, you're late Sixty...

Six...

What are you still doing here?

Do you know what time it is?

What happened to your face? Have you been in a fight?

I guess I'm too young to see what you two are doing

We're just playing cards That's all

It's late I'm going downstairs

Open the door! What happened to your face?

If you like her so much just marry her

You could be a polygamist

Polygamist? That's if you already have one wife

I've been alone for 17 years

Then don't marry her

Is it 18 years? So confused...

One sweet and sour pork a stir-fried seafood

Pork balls in oyster sauce and a let's see

Let's just do 5 Ja Jang Myun and 5 seafood noodles

- Go quick! - Yes, sir

You've only had it a few years

and look what you've done to it

I've never been rough on it

Really!

Does it work?

Pick up a pack of cigarette on the way back

What are you doing? We didn't order anything

Why would I be here if you didn't order anything

Can't you see I'm having coffee?

You really didn't order anything?

I'm a man, I don't do that Excuse us, we're busy here

Well since I'm here we need to settle up

I told you we were busy here Come back later

Could you pay now?

Are you deaf? You're starting to piss me off

Count it and put the extra on next month's bill

Now what?

The order was a prank

If I catch the bitch...

You'll never catch that kind of bitch

- Those gangster bastards are here again/- What bastards

They say my food's the best

What're you going to do if they don't pay again?

Don't worry about it I won't let them get away with it today

You had a sweet and sour pork, a shrimp, and 3 bottles of wine

So?

Huh?

So what do you want?

That'll be $118 and 50cents won all together

Do you just not understand? Do you know who we are?

Well, who are you?

Wow, you must really want to die?

Are you going to embarrass yourselves by fighting with a girl?

Sorry Miss... Let's go

You... still need to pay

What's this all about?

Hey let's go outside and talk about it

Boss!

I'll take care of it Follow me

What did you want to talk about?

So, uh how was the food?

Your food is incredible

You're serious right?

Drop in anytime

I'll fix you the best we have

Great, and I'll take care of you

I'm well aware of your mind

We've got the bid for the construction here

You've got a lot of work to do here

We're partners, partners

- Stop in any time - Sure

Thank you, boss! Take care then

Do I really have to live with those shits in the same neighborhood?

They drive me crazy!

It's still short...

If this is all you're going to make you need to get rid of this dump

I'll make more

I won't be home tonight Do you have a problem with that?

No, we'll see you tomorrow

Don't stick your nose in others' business

We got an order wrong I reheated it, it should be good

What a timing! I was very hungry

Who are they? Are they mine? My daughters?

Maybe my childhood

Freeze!

Put your head down!

If your head's up I'll shoot you all!

I must have been in the circus

Hello!

What?

Alright, got it

- Boss! - Boss

What?

We've got a problem at the Karaoke

What happened

Some customer got pissed off

because they wanted a different girl and

Those bastards, which organization are they from?

It was... It was a large group

Which organization are they from?

They were high school kids

They were just kids so... They weren't worthy of fighting

- Right, right! - I even felt pity for them

Boss, where are you? Please answer me, Boss?

Boss!

The memory pathways in the cerebral cortex...

What?

...to a major electrical shock or from being hit by lightening

Lightning?

Right here... here

Here... right here

No, it's not there Here, right here

Son of a bitch, stop wasting my time and buy something

What? What do you want?

What the hell...?

Is your mother a man or a woman?

You must want to die you stupid bitch

This is the last time I'll ask you Is your mother a man or a woman?

Shit... a woman

You speak to me with respect What about your wife?

She's also a woman

Do you have a daughter?

Yes, ma'am

And your daughter?

Fuck of course she's a woman

But why are you talking to me impolitely?

Because you didn't understand what I was saying

Who? You mean me?

The one with dark skin, curly hair

and a protrudent mouth like a rat is Ronaldo

And the one with a shaved head

and goofy teeth is

- Ronaldinho - No, that's wrong

The one with dark skin and a protrudent mouth is

Ronaldinho and...

Stupid bitch, the doctor said it'll take 4 weeks to recover

and you think I'm going to just settle?

I'm not going to settle on this Or I will be a dog

Hey, what's the matter? You're the one that messed up

Me, you really are a crazy bitch You fucking bitch

You must have worked too hard last night...

Not again!

That's why you have a nosebleed

Hold it down over there

Sorry about that

- Bye - Take care, sir

Would you stop doing this I'm the gangster, not you

Oh, this was nothing

Oh, you're scary

It still goes on your record

Do you want to get a drink to celebrate?

What's up with you lately?

Why? Do I look different?

You get in fights

and disappear when it rains

I've got a lot of things on my mind

I kind of feel under the weather

You not...

What?

You got a boyfriend?

What would I do with a boyfriend? I've got you

Do you? Really?

Thanks for considering me a man

Cheers

Whenever I try to remember the past It gives me a headache

You can't force memories

Just relax

Here... Here you are

What's that?

We'll get a store when the new mall is built...

You'll be an manager a partner in Tsu Tsu

And we'll...

We'll what?

I uh, well there's you...

What?

Well, honestly...

Well I've been raising Ji Hyun on my own...

We're backed up on deliveries don't mess around

Now you even deliver in the men's bath?

Maybe you used to be a guy?

- Are you playing games with me? - Hey, I am a man

I've played with lots of women but I'd never played with you

If you're such a man then eat all of this

What? You want a piece of me? I can't hit a woman

Start eating you son of a bitch

I'm a man! What are you hitting me for?

Do you want to eat this or get my punch?

I'm still a man

Thought you said you were a man?

- Good afternoon - Good afternoon, boss

You stupid bastards!

Ah mike test Fuck, this is embarrassing

Get up

You made me come down here, for this?

Is it that hard to get a few renters to sign the consent?

I'm sorry Sir We'll get them soon

What, sometime in the future? After we've lost all the investors?

I'm sorry

Stupid bastards!

You blockhead!

Get the defector

That took a long time You must have been backed up?

Come on in

You ought to put some clothes on

You got enough pickles?

Get your hand off me

It's not my fingers My hands are here

Ohhh Let go

You act like this because you like me?

I'm going to pull it out off the root!

Is this enough? If you need more I'll put it in your account!

I hate you!

Do you know how much I invested in this business?

We've already invested $2,000,000

The interest only on that is huge

What a timid guy you are!

It'll be worth the effort

Really? You gave me your word

I'd better get going

I trust you, boss

Keep in touch

I already warned you to sign didn't I?

You can't stand this Just sign there

Having fun?

Having fun? I was just teaching her to make noodles

So this is why you didn't pick me up

What happened to your face again?

Oh, I smell chicken shit

Don't be like that

Do you even know your name? Your social security number?

You know nothing about yourself stay out of others' business

Idiot!

Now we're going into your past

What do you see?

I see blood

And scissors...

You were a nurse

Then take a look around you

Who do you see?

There's a child

What's the child doing?

The child asked me what bird is the most

scariest animal in the world

What did you tell him?

Rat bastards

Let's do it again

You just trust me and you go into hypnosis, red sun

Are there people in front of you?

Yes, there's a lot

Are you saying anything to them?

You sons of bitches I'll slice you open

and hang your guts on the clothesline

You just trust me and you go into hypnosis, red sun

Put her head up!

I'm going to show you what'll happen if you mess with us

I don't want to see

I'm going to show you anyway The power of the organization

Let's go one on one or

do you need all your little friends?

You must have forgotten we're an organization

Don't

Don't do this to me!

Let go of me!

If you're not going to join us

we'll make it so you can't join anybody

Lay down

Don't move

Hold it!

What's that?

You're home

What happened to your face this time?

- It's nothing - This is nothing?

You were supposed to pick her up not start a fight with her!

I'm sorry

You look at her face and all you can say is sorry?

Alright Dad that's enough

What's the matter with you lately?

You're not like you used to be

Enough already, you don't even know what's going on

How am I supposed to trust you with her!

I'm leaving to find myself Chicken Head

Na Mu Kuan Seim Bo Sal

You've got a problem with your back, huh?

No, I don't

Your energy and blood have gotten all twisted up in your back

I can't remember my past

What have I got to do to get my memory back?

Your hand

You've got to take care of your bloodstream

Catch a white snake hibernating deep in the forest

and make out of him a potion that will solve your problem

White snake...

Double helping!

- Fuck - How long do we have to wait?

Take our orders for gods sake!

- Fried dumplings, fried dumplings - What about us?

- Fried dumplings! - Hey, mister!

Go quick! You're so backed up

Hey, we need some chopsticks here!

Some pickled radish for us pickled radish!

- What about our food! - Okay, hold your horses

Hey, this is for the computer lab And don't forget the chopsticks

What? I have to go again?

- Yes - I really don't...

With this much rain it looks like spring has passed

Give me that Too long to throw it away

Dad, you really have a serious problem

What is it this time?

Why don't you play that card game that Tsu Tsu liked?

And you said you were going to teach her how to make noodles

You were just blowing smoke right?

You didn't even like her

So? But if you think about it we could have had fun with her

What are you saying? You're worried about her too aren't you?

Get real I just don't like doing deliveries that's all

Where have you been?

I just wanted to know who I was

You look like you've had it Did you find yourself?

Not yet but I figured out how

Well, I hope so

Do you know how embarrassed I was because of you?

Ji Hyun, actually talked decently to me

She missed you more than I did

Don't stand in the rain Come on in

Chicken Head Good to have you back

Just relax, we're almost there Look right here

Chin down and smile one, two, three...

OK, that's it

Excuse us

You should help us find somebody

We think she lives around here

Do you recognize her?

N... No, I've never seen her before

We know she lives around here Take a close look

If you pressure me I can conduct my right of silence

No, it's not like that

I can get a lawyer

Hey, understood Calm down!

Tsu, Tsu!

Good afternoon!

- Tsu, Tsu, come with me - What's the matter?

You've got to get out of here The police are looking for you

- What? The police? - You must be a criminal

A criminal?

You are not right? They must of made a mistake

But you still better get out of here

Isn't that the Chinese joint's Tsu Tsu?

The Chinese restaurant's Tsu Tsu? Thank you

Well, what's she doing there?

- She's a delivery girl - A delivery girl?

Thank you

Hey!

She's a prostitute isn't she?

How many Johns did she rip off

- It's not that kind - Tell me

I shouldn't be doing this right now

Wow, what a blabbermouth!

Wait! Please wait!

Hurry up! You're going to get caught

Po... Polices are here!

Aren't you the woman from the photomat?

Do you work here?

No

So where's the girl that does the deliveries?

That's me, how can I help you?

Are you playing games with me?

I'm a woman Don't underestimate me

What's up with everybody in this neighborhood?

Let's go, everybody's gathered around out there

- What's this? - What's this all about?

How many times did she do it?

What?

I hear she did it all the time

Hey, this isn't America

Not everybody can become a bank robberer

This is the first time

Bank? She robbed a bank!

No, that's not it The lady who delivers here

caught the bank robberers with her bear hands!

She's receiving an award for courage and bravery

She really showed what a true woman can do

You all should be congratulating her

- You should learn from her and - Hey, mister, it's her!

Wait, wait! Brave girl!

You stay with my friend when it quiets down, I'll let you know

Let's just go back

Just listen to me I'll take care of it

Now what's the matter?

I told you we needed to get a new one

Let's bring up today's guest of honor

The new 21st Century Woman

You fight fire with fire

Anyone who kick a pregnant woman is a mad-dog

I hate those kind of people

Gangsters that hit and torment helpless people

And loan sharksThose that look down upon women

If I could only get me hands on them

- Tsu, Tsu! - Here, look here, over here!

Okay, one more time!

I have something to say

It looks like we're all going

to be thrown out to the street

Our children could be sent to orphanages

and our women to brothels

We don't have any power We need a hero!

We need somebody with great leadership to move us forward

I don't know her name but we call her this

Tsu Tsu, our hero!

Let's make her president of our association

- Hurrah! - Hurrah!

- Hey - Yes, sir

What's this all about?

That bitch that does the deliveries for the Chinese joint

stopped some bank robbers a while back

It wasn't just one not two

but three

- That's quite a bitch - She's scary, boss

Then order a bowl of seafood noodles

and we'll get to see who the bitch is

Uh boss, does it have to be just one bowl?

Yeah, just one

- Hey, right here - Bring it here

I told you to bring enough pickles

You want to fill up on side dishes

Enjoy your dinner

Why are you following me around?

- Look at that fat ass! - What? I'm not doing this!

Are those two married?

They appear to be, boss

Speak in english, stupid

The bitch and the bastard are hooked, boss

Let's go

I'll take care of it without a trace

Don't take her lightly Remember she was the one

Who turned your brother into a eunuch

I still found him a woman

and I've never thought it wasn't worth the money

Right, let's not talk about that

But, I feel like crying

whenever I think about it

However now that she, Silverfish is the head of the association

it's going to be difficult to take her out quietly

The fact she doesn't know that she is Eun Jin of the

scissor gang is also a problem

Just kill her, okay?

I'll keep it simple

What do you think she'll say as she's dying?

What an idiot!

- Act like you're stabbing me - Yes

White... Shark...

No, it shouldn't be that way

Do it again with me

Who... are... you???

We've got to make sure if she knows she is Eun Jin, the Silverfish

before we kill her to truly get revenge

If not, she won't know if she got killed for your revenge

or she was chewed by some stray dog

A stray dog?

Sorry, Boss

Okay, Jun Man did you get that?

- Are the 'Silverfish' fresh today? - Of course

This Silverfish doesn't look too fresh

You bastard! Fish should be nice and fresh

Once you've touched it it's not fresh at all

Pay for it

Which Silverfish?

Can't live this boring life without you, boss

We love you during the day and the night

You are the best!

Yes! Yes! You are the best!

Mister, can we still trade these in for candy?

You make me sick

You stupid shit

All you had to do was kill her and we'd be done with this

Then let's just kill her, boss

That's what I want to do...

What the fuck did you say? Hands down!

Hi, I'm Sally

I'm a very well paid scout for this coffee shop

I love... I love... all of you

There's a new type of perm you know

It's called a treatment perm

and it does wonders for you hair

Aren't you done?

Excuse me...

One more noodle dish

Another? Do you know how many that is?

You think you have it in you to kill me?

Don't turn around

I'll let you go this time Go tell your boss

to stop sending assassins after me and we'll go one on one

Mister!

You forgot to pay That'll be 4 dollars

Honey

Honey

Honey

What is with everybody today?

Honey

Yes, I'm sure

She actually asked one on one to you, boss

I am going to get her right now

Yes, sir

This time it's with a girl is it?

What is wrong with her? Really

My silicon

Shit! I'd have to get another surgery!

God, my nose, my nose! It's collapsed!

What am I going to do! What am I going to do!

My nose! What am I going to with my nose!

Where are you putting your hands at?

Do you know how much these breats are worth?

He's going to need some rehabilitation

Get the fuck out of my way

Also one of his testicles became dysfunctional

and I just put several stitches on the other one

Yo, lady In english, okay? English

One of his balls got smashed so his sex life is impossible

Now it's happened to you too? You poor thing

That cruel bitch!

My life is doomed!

Is that the only thing she goes for?

- I can't bear this - Boss, my life is doomed!

- I go crazy or what! He should take a rest...

- What? - I said 'complete rest'

Complete rest, complete rest

What's the matter? Are you still there?

Are you listening?

I'm... listening...

But something strange She doesn't seem to recognize me

I can't believe our boss has died

Hey, you

Are you drawing or writing?

- Ugly face and ugly handwriting - Mine is better than the others'

We've got all the picket signs and banners ready for the campaign

The only problem is the members who are scared

Let's check who's here and not

Tsu Tsu's here so we have nothing to worry about

She can whip 100 guys all by herself

We can't use violence

Please try to call every single member together

for tomorrow's meeting

As the president

I'll gladly give my life for the group

Fuck

Boss, it's me, Robocop

Have you forgotten me? You risked your life to save me

I think you're confusing me with someone else

You're a living legend in our world

You were the boss

who looked after 132 members of the Scissor gang

I'm losing my mind I don't remember anything

Oh my god She's even married!

Did you see that?

I thought she was a prostitute but she's a Mafia boss

Tsu, Tsu...

Now what do we do?

We can't trust in somebody like that, can we?

Have a goodnight, boss

Have a goodnight, boss

Now your true colors have finally shown

Don't talk like that I don't remember any of that

So if you can't remember it makes it all go away

Now all I am is a delivery girl for Tsu Tsu

Who are you trying to kid?

- Ji Hyun! - Let go of me, you gangster

- Ji Hyun, that's enough - let go of me!

Sorry Ji Hyun

- You mob! - I told you to shut up!

Well, that's all you know

I really hate gangsters!

Ji Hyun!

Tsu Tsu!

Do you think I would accept your apology?

Want a piece of me sons of bitches!

Tsu Tsu...

Well, she must feel lonely

Yo, Silverfish!

I thought you had died I felt bad

I thought I had died but I liked it

It's Silverfish for sure, boss

Shut up! I know

You've lost a lot of love for me

There's never love when somebody invades a territory

Look who's talking

I've never been very happy to... see... you

Stupid bastards! It ran down...

Well that does it

What? You fucking bitch!

Let go! I said let go! Let go, you fuckers!

Tsu Tsu Let's wait for the others!

My poor Tsu Tsu! What should I do?

You bastard!

They said they would be here, where the hell are they?

Here, over here! Over here!

She's gone

Where's that bitch Eun Jin?

I really don't know

Well then, you find her And if you don't

something bad might happen to your daughter, okay?

Sons of bitches! Fucking assholes!

The idea of hurting such a tender woman!

I'm going to kill them

You got to get some stitches at a hospital...

Must be very sore Just be patient

Are you alright?

Are you Jae Chol, Yoon?

Yes, that's right

Look at my scarred up face

That bitch did this She's bad, very bad

The bitch is hiding somewhere

...And you're going to help us

She's not my blood nor my girlfriend, fuck

I'm home

I know

Where's the Chicken Head?

She's gone

Did she go to the mountains again?

Maybe she went to heaven

Are you drunk?

Didn't you know she was an angel?

She didn't even say goodbye?

You didn't even like her

- Sir... - What's wrong?

- Tsu Tsu... - What?

Give me a cigarette

Were you talking to me?

Do you see anybody else? Dumb ass

No, boss

It's been a long time since I've had a smoke, it's pretty strong

You never did smoke much

This isn't our properties

What about the boys?

They're all gone Some have gone home...

Can you get a hold of them?

- Yes - Gather them

Yes, sir

Hello

They are going to sell Ji Hyun into prostitution

Who is this?

A guy named White Shark kidnapped her

He's going to sell into prostitution if you don't come back

Please rescue her

Where is she now, boss?

The pot plant near Sinbonri

- I know where it is - Please hurry up

What's going on, boss?

White Shark kidnapped Ji Hyun That son of a bitch

There's nothing for us to gain

Robocop, this is my territory

Chicken Head!

Don't worry I'll get you out of here

You are impossible

You still don't get it, do you?

You're not rescuing her

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm letting her go

I'll take care of it

Let's go

Daddy! What about her?

Now that I finally can got you I feel damn good!

Do you know how hot this is?

I'll let you find out

Throw her in the kiln

Yes, boss

White Shark, do me a favor stop hiding behind your boys

and let's go just you and me

Haven't you seen this sort of scene in the movie?

Bosses don't fight

That's the difference between you and me

What are you waiting for?

Why did you do that?

To get a lease?

Eun Jin came all the way here to save me

and you did it for money

I did it for you!

You're the only daughter I have

Don't

You're not my real father

What's that suppose to mean?

You don't think I know that?

That's why you're such an idiot

Ji Hyun! Ji Hyun!

Sons of bitches!

Boss!

Hey, Silverfish

Boss!

It hurts

I didn't even pay you...

and I made you do everything

It won't stop again

You are a dead man!

Please don't!

Would you stop doing this? I'm the gangster, not you

Oh, this was nothing

Good bye!

When we get to Seoul will you give me a bar?

- Don't worry about Ji Hyun and take care! /- Come often!

Nope

- Don't forget to call! - Be happy!

Goodbye!

Move!

What the... move man, move! Fuck man...

I will never permit drugs

This is Eun Jin head of the Scissor gang

Who threatened us

Why isn't she saying a word?

She's insulting you

Is it?

Son of bitch! Give up!

Give up!

You give up too