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I'm not sure when she's due.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, like that. Yeah, just like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck! Christ, it's so
fucking deep in my ass.
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So fucking far up that ass.
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Mrs. Fletcher!
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Shit! Fuck!
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Hi!
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Oh, my God, baby!
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Fuck! That's fucking in...
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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I... I... I, you know,
you just scared me.
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I thought it was something bad.
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It's not good, George.
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I mean, you have to understand,
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the craft ladies were
beading bracelets...
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... while your father was
watching porn at full blast.
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So, what's the big deal?
Everybody watches porn.
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Uh... Not in public.
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I think what I'm suggesting to you
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is that when older people start
to lose their inhibitions,
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it could be a sign of a more serious...
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- neurological condition.
- Hold on.
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You a doctor?
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Are you even a nurse?
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No, I am not... even a nurse.
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I know this might be
hard for you to hear,
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but I think now might
be a good time for you
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to start looking for other arrangements
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- for your father's care.
- I can't afford...
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other arrangements for my father's care.
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Okay? Can you just cut him a break?
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He's an old man, my mother's dead.
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Okay? He can only eat soup.
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He has no pleasures in life.
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You have any idea what that's like?
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Maybe making dreamcatchers
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isn't enough to get a guy
through his whole fucking day.
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I'm not trying to take
away his pleasure, George,
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he just can't watch porn in
front of the craft ladies!
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I'll make sure to tell him that.
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Nice chat.
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Okay, so, this is your...
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Nighttime clothes will be in this, okay?
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Hey, don't do the new iPhone update,
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'cause it just totally
fucks up older phones.
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Okay, good to know.
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So...
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Uh...
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Uh... I say now we
gotta tackle your desk.
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Which I have been yelled
at for touching before.
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So, I'm gonna need some guidance here.
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- Uh... Earth to Brendan.
- Yeah, what?
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I don't know what you want
me to do with all this crap.
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- Um...
- Okay, so, like this.
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Take it or leave it?
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- Take.
- Take. Okay.
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Are you sure?
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Does this thing need to be driven
in a car from one place to another?
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Right, I guess it might
not fit in the van.
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I don't wanna micro-manage your stuff.
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I know... If you love it,
you love it. I just...
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feel like...
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That was pretty easy. Done.
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Wow.
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Well, thank you for all your help.
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I couldn't have done it without you.
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- I'm just tired of this.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Are you tired of lying down?
Do you need to go lie down?
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Whoa. This is like
my last night at home, Mom.
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- Do you really wanna do this?
- Do you?
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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- Are you hungry?
- Mm-hm.
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I think I'm hungry.
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Mm.
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- Oh, I should've cut your hair.
- Oh, my God.
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All you wanted was pasta.
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The only thing that you
would put in your mouth
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was pasta with red sauce.
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Oh, please, find some protein.
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- Protein bars, and pasta.
- No!
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Yeah.
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Well...
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... try not to fill up,
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'cause maybe somebody...
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went out and got you...
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... some celebratory cupcakes!
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Uh... I... can't right now though,
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'cause I gotta meet Troy and Wade.
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That's cool, right?
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Uh...
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- Yeah, but...
- Last night, so I just figured
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- I should see them.
- No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You should hang out with your friends.
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I actually gotta go.
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Um... Thanks for dinner...
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- for packing my stuff.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, have fun.
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Not too late though, Brendan, okay?
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- It's a really big day tomorrow.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Okay.
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- Love you.
- All right.
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Look at you, big motherfucker!
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Yo. Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
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Yes! Hi.
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Bro, you are so feelin' it right now.
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- You can see it in his eyes.
- I'm not!
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It's obvious!
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- True.
- Yeah, it's true.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh... Just... wanted to check in.
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Our little guy's going to college!
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- Mm-hm.
- How are we holding up?
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Um... Well, "we" are working hard.
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Well, I just wanna say, I...
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you've done such an
amazing job with him.
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He's a... He's a great kid,
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and you deserve all the credit for that.
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Oh, thanks, Ted.
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That's very nice.
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How's the packing going?
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You know, I'm trying
to shove our kid's life
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into the back of my car... by myself.
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Uh-huh.
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That's cool.
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What's up, Ted?
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Uh... So, yeah, regarding tomorrow.
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Jonathan's doctor rescheduled
his appointment...
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so I won't be able to, uh...
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make it over there to help load
the van, unfortunately.
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Are you kidding me?
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You're not even gonna
come over to say goodbye?
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It just... It's out of my hands.
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This guy is the autism diet guy.
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It's a... a thousand-year
wait just for a consult.
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Does Brendan know?
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I'll text him later.
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Are y...
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- Are you sure you're not mad?
- Bye, Ted.
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Fuckin' fuck!
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- Get in here.
- Thank you.
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God.
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I am so used to being rejected by him,
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but it's like, come on, tonight?
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This... It's our last night.
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Kids are so cruel.
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On Greta's last night she
slept at a friend's house.
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And I just went in my closet
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and I saw that she took
my favorite jacket.
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- The one with the...
- Yes!
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- What a little...
- Bitch!
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Yes!
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- Do you have any snacks?
- No.
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After we dropped her,
I just got rid of everything good.
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Oh, that's smart.
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I'm gonna do that.
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You know what?
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I have to say,
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I'm looking forward to this.
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Like, we're free from our kids.
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We finally get to do what we wanna do.
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I can't do exactly what I want.
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But I did sign up for a class.
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Oh, God, are you making pottery?
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It's called "The Personal Essay"
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- at Eastern Community.
- Oh, boy.
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Okay, why are you
reacting like I told you
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that I just found a lump?
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Because I'm not
understanding why the second
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Brendan's out of the house
you wanna do homework.
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Thought it sounded exciting to me.
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I was... I opened the catalog and I...
I don't know...
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It... It grabbed me.
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Okay.
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I was gonna do this tomorrow,
but I feel like, whatever,
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it's happening now. Now is the time.
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Very little something.
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Jane...
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Oh, this is lovely.
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Yeah, I know. That was 41 dollars.
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- Oh! Very generous price point!
- Well, I love you.
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Aw!
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Oh. "Breathe."
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All right. Okay.
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But I think maybe you
should listen to the candle.
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Mm. I breathe.
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I know, but go home,
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take a long bath, turn your brain off,
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and just think about
opening up to new things.
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- Okay, like... like what?
- Like fun.
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Like a handsome contractor.
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Mm-hm. Do you know one?
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- No.
- Mm-hm. I didn't think so.
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Come here.
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Come here. Come here.
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Look...
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I just want you to meet some new people.
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You are a skinny MILF goddess.
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Oh, God, I hate that expression.
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I know, but it's true.
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- Lean in.
- Oh, I hate that one more.
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We're gonna be okay.
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Gonna be okay.
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♪ Now I gotta up price on y'all ♪
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♪ Snake eyes on dice for y'all ♪
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♪ Shoulders on ice for y'all... ♪
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Hey.
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Guess who?
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Wh... I... thought you left for college?
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No, n...
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Leaving tomorrow. Yeah.
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- Well have a great time.
- Wait. Yo, Becca?
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What's wrong?
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You don't... You don't like
me anymore or something?
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Yeah, I love guys who fuck
me for a whole semester
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and then pretend I don't exist.
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I honestly thought that,
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like, if we hooked up over the summer...
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that I would miss you too much
when I had to leave for school.
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Right?
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Oh, well great. Now you don't
have to miss me at all.
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Hey, you look...
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really pretty. Becca, you look good.
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You look great.
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Do you really think it's that easy?
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You tell me I'm hot
and then I forgive you
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for treating me like shit?
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I dunno.
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Maybe?
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- Goodbye, Brendan.
- Oh, shit!
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- Hello.
- Fuck off.
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Yeah, fuck off. All right.
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♪ Bet my pictures on the Gram
they help you masturbate ♪
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♪ I've got shooters on my team... ♪
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- Brendan?
- Brendan, yo.
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- Open your mouth.
- Fat chance!
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I'm Aaron fucking Rogers, bitch!
You know it!
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- Hold up bro.
- Oh, shit!
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- What the fuck?
- Spitzer!
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Hold up, hold up. Fuck!
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Oh, shit. My bad.
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That one was an accident,
actually. Hold on.
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Oh, no, I'm being attacked
by a cool guy with... candy.
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I got it. Oh, shit.
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Couldn't you just bully me online?
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It's like... what people do now.
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Way more fun in person.
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- Mm.
- Right?
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You know you're gonna get to college
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and everybody's going to see
exactly what you are, right?
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That is deep stuff, Julian. Deep.
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- Yeah. Yup.
- Don't... Don't...
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Don't... Don't... Wait... Wait...
Julian, Julian, Julian, Julian.
260
00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:35,253
I'm... I'm... I'm...
261
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,902
... sorry, okay?
262
00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:40,848
Shit, homie, I...
I don't know what to say. Like...
263
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,199
I feel like, uh, I was a dick to you,
264
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,667
like, all through high school.
265
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,434
Yeah?
266
00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:47,794
Yeah.
267
00:11:48,027 --> 00:11:51,238
Mm. Uh... I didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry, okay?
268
00:11:53,486 --> 00:11:55,279
Then why were you like that?
269
00:11:56,781 --> 00:12:00,488
- Ah... Is that your phone?
- Yeah...
270
00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:02,345
Why don't we just end on a good note,
271
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:04,800
take a picture? Take a selfie, yes?
272
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,493
Here. Let's just take a picture.
273
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,434
- No. Stop.
- Yes. It's fine. Just go.
274
00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:11,379
High school forever!
275
00:12:11,404 --> 00:12:13,022
- Nothing? Okay?
- Can I have my phone?
276
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:14,047
Yes.
277
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:16,359
Fucking asshole! Fuck.
278
00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:17,862
You need some rice. You need some rice.
279
00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:19,070
That is savage!
280
00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,095
That sucks.
281
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:31,496
_
282
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,894
_
283
00:12:37,864 --> 00:12:39,363
_
284
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,878
_
285
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:51,949
All right, you doinks.
286
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,417
See you, bro.
287
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:55,651
- Be good.
- Peace, bitch!
288
00:12:55,676 --> 00:12:56,918
Don't forget us.
289
00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:02,488
♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad ♪
290
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,635
_
291
00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:24,488
_
292
00:13:29,798 --> 00:13:32,574
_
293
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,621
Brendan?
294
00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:07,074
God damn it.
295
00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:08,558
Brendan.
296
00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:12,031
It...
297
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:37,364
Oh, sh...
298
00:14:48,703 --> 00:14:49,829
Fine.
299
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,042
Oh, my God!
300
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,535
Oh, sc... Sorry, you scared me.
301
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,354
- Morning, Mrs. Fletcher.
- Oh, please don't call me that.
302
00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,705
Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet?
303
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,526
Helmets are gross, Mrs. Fletcher.
304
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:04,917
You know what else is gross?
305
00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,503
A traumatic brain injury.
306
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:10,533
- Is he home?
- Oh, honey. I'm so sorry.
307
00:15:10,558 --> 00:15:12,438
- We're just about to...
- I only need a minute.
308
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,081
Okay. Wh...
309
00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:18,589
I'm gonna go get gas,
310
00:15:18,614 --> 00:15:21,777
and y... you tell him that he
needs to be out here and ready
311
00:15:21,802 --> 00:15:23,378
by the time I get back.
312
00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:36,980
Hey.
313
00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:38,890
Hi.
314
00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:40,416
Good morning.
315
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,972
Good morning.
316
00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:04,707
I, uh... got your picture.
317
00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:06,480
Yeah?
318
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:08,049
Yeah.
319
00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:10,519
Sorry I was mean last night.
320
00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:13,589
That's okay.
321
00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,394
Can I make it up to you?
322
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,042
Yeah.
323
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,983
Oh, shit.
324
00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:27,994
I've missed you.
325
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:30,183
I... Same.
326
00:16:30,494 --> 00:16:31,800
Oh, fuck!
327
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,666
Hey, Brendan.
328
00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:48,514
Now's time to come downstairs.
Party's over.
329
00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,363
Brendan, this is unacceptable!
330
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,375
Okay.
331
00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:03,652
Oh, fuck yeah!
332
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,285
Suck that cock, bitch.
333
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,433
Dirty fucking slut.
334
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:20,708
Bye, Mrs. Fletcher!
335
00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:24,917
Enjoy the empty nest.
336
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,822
Hey, remember we... we used to...
337
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:58,100
We used to drive this way
every Saturday morning...
338
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,994
on the way to hockey practice.
339
00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,330
- Do you remember?
- Mm.
340
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:02,939
Remember how freezing it was?
341
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,249
It would always still be
dark when we got there.
342
00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:07,568
- Oh, you hated that.
- Oh.
343
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:09,206
Remember you were so happy when I quit.
344
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:11,316
Oh, God, I was thrilled.
345
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,863
- So...
- Can I turn some music on?
346
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:15,098
Uh... Sure.
347
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,361
So...
348
00:18:19,472 --> 00:18:23,142
Anyway, you never complained.
349
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,378
You were such a tough little guy.
350
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:27,938
Now you're a big guy.
351
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,325
Sorry.
352
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,596
I... I guess what...
What I'm trying to say is,
353
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:36,789
I... I think...
354
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,632
there are things that you...
355
00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:43,120
might say to a girl
that could scare her.
356
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,613
With... Without you even realizing it.
357
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,417
I mean, look,
I know you're not a virgin, right?
358
00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:53,613
You know? And I know there's
porn and movies and...
359
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:56,700
you know, all these songs
about hoes and bitches,
360
00:18:56,725 --> 00:18:59,214
and, you know, that's...
You know, that's what it is.
361
00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:02,408
So, I... I guess that...
What I'm trying to say is,
362
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,113
that I think one of the
most important things
363
00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:07,831
for you to always remember...
364
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,482
e... especially now,
365
00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:13,628
y... you know, in this...
366
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,197
day and age... I mean, in life...
367
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,686
really, is that y... is that...
368
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,628
y... you have to be nice to women.
369
00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:28,374
Did you... Do you understand
what I'm saying?
370
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,290
Yeah.
371
00:19:32,491 --> 00:19:33,909
Okay.
372
00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:36,873
- Okay?
- Okay.
373
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,387
♪ Got me chillin', quit your bitchin' ♪
374
00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:43,988
♪ On my dick, go ba-ha-listic ♪
375
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:50,714
Okay, Mom. We'll show this
fine young man to his room now.
376
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,899
- Okay. Let's do this.
- Not you, Mom.
377
00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:56,113
You need to move your
vehicle to the visitor's lot.
378
00:19:57,678 --> 00:19:59,363
But I need to help him unpack.
379
00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:01,907
First you need to move the vehicle, Mom.
380
00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:03,434
- Yeah.
- People are waiting.
381
00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:05,276
Uh...
382
00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:09,415
I'm a single parent. He's my only child.
383
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,359
This is a really big deal for us.
384
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,677
Mom.
385
00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:15,880
Just... It's... It's cool. It's fine.
386
00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:17,323
Just go move the car.
387
00:20:17,348 --> 00:20:18,724
- Don't worry, Mom.
- Right?
388
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:20,093
We'll take good care of your baby.
389
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:22,941
- Yeah.
- All right. I'll be back.
390
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,787
Wait, one second. One second!
391
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:53,831
Yeah. Okay.
392
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:55,941
Jerk.
393
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,572
So, it's at 25 pounds right now, right?
394
00:20:58,597 --> 00:21:01,766
Turn the dial. Boom.
Boom! Now it's at 40.
395
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,637
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
396
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:06,121
Too bad these max out at fifty.
397
00:21:06,146 --> 00:21:08,098
Oh, shit. You trying
to lift more than that?
398
00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:11,560
Uh... Actually, I lift 50
pounds every time I take a piss.
399
00:21:11,585 --> 00:21:13,068
Ah, you should get
that checked out, dude.
400
00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:14,177
I should.
401
00:21:15,189 --> 00:21:16,216
Oh, sorry.
402
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,734
Did I walk into a dorm
room or a gym-nahsium?
403
00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:21,428
Hey, Mrs. Fletcher. I'm Zack.
404
00:21:21,453 --> 00:21:24,497
- It's nice to meet you.
- Oh, hi, nice to meet you, Zack.
405
00:21:24,522 --> 00:21:25,794
Hi. You can call me Eve,
406
00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:27,488
- if you want to.
- All right. Eve.
407
00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:31,443
Okay, well just...
Let's get you unpacked.
408
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,960
I sent like four,
409
00:21:35,985 --> 00:21:37,505
'cause I wanted her to get the message.
410
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:38,880
Pretty cozy, huh?
411
00:21:41,147 --> 00:21:43,505
Uh... Yeah. Looks good in here. Love it.
412
00:21:43,848 --> 00:21:46,239
Brendan. Brendan?
413
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:47,821
Oh.
414
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,067
I brought it.
415
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,216
Ah, you didn't have to.
416
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:55,544
Oh.
417
00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:56,995
Well...
418
00:21:58,223 --> 00:21:59,794
Here it is, so...
419
00:22:02,729 --> 00:22:04,898
Oh, one last thing I, uh...
420
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:11,228
Uh... The woman at
the store said that you...
421
00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:13,080
barely have to water it.
422
00:22:13,105 --> 00:22:15,190
- Oh.
- Cool.
423
00:22:15,215 --> 00:22:18,468
Uh... Is there anything
else I can do for you guys?
424
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,184
- Uh...
- No, I think that's good.
425
00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:23,792
Yeah.
426
00:22:23,817 --> 00:22:27,344
Can't take you guys out
to lunch or... anything?
427
00:22:27,369 --> 00:22:28,787
Uh... Yeah. Were you...
428
00:22:28,812 --> 00:22:30,958
I'm... I'll walk you to the elevator.
429
00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:33,715
Okay.
430
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:45,716
It's a nice plant, Mrs. Fletcher.
431
00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,123
Oh, thanks. Thanks, Zack.
432
00:22:48,148 --> 00:22:50,278
- Nice meeting you.
- Yeah, you too.
433
00:23:06,102 --> 00:23:07,509
- Aw!
- Okay.
434
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:08,731
Okay.
435
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,537
I love you so much.
436
00:23:10,562 --> 00:23:12,098
Ah, uh... I love you too.
437
00:23:12,122 --> 00:23:13,642
- Okay.
- Okay.
438
00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:16,336
All right.
439
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:18,286
- Okay.
- Bye.
440
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:22,928
So, promise to text me once a day.
441
00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:24,037
Okay.
442
00:23:34,269 --> 00:23:35,770
You okay, Mom?
443
00:23:36,664 --> 00:23:39,125
I'm not your mom, you smug fucker!
444
00:24:41,794 --> 00:24:43,105
Here you go.
445
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:45,059
- Have a good night.
- Thank you.
446
00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:09,130
_
447
00:27:00,388 --> 00:27:02,536
Oh, my God, yes!
448
00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:04,663
Yes. Yes!
449
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:13,130
You ready?
450
00:27:13,155 --> 00:27:14,382
- I'm fucking ready.
- You ready?
451
00:27:14,406 --> 00:27:15,551
- Yeah.
- I think I'm this way.
452
00:27:15,575 --> 00:27:16,576
All right.
453
00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,126
- I'll see you, dude.
- Peace.
454
00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:37,195
Uh... Is this Personal Essay?
455
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,197
My phone's all messed up;
I can't see the number.
456
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:42,100
Oh, yeah. I guess this means
we're classmates. I'm Eve.
457
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,856
- I'm Julian.
- Hi.
458
00:27:56,044 --> 00:27:57,212
Hey.
459
00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:40,501
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