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Case no. 3292. Joo Jang Mi.

Fine for the charge of continual torment. Do you agree?

Where you going? Go back and enter again.

Defendant.

Do you acknowledge that you've been convicted of stalking?

I'm the crazy witch.

I must've been insane.

- Sorry, I'm in a hurry. - Where are you going?

I have to go testify.

What's your relation?

This is what I said to the jerk.

She's my fiancee.

"Let's get married."

[Episode 1] [How to Break up in a Civil Way]

♫Will you marry me?♫

♫Spend your life with me.♫

♫We can love each other dearly.♫

♫Let's have one kid who looks like me.♫

♫Another that looks like you.♫

♫Let's live happily ever after.♫

♫I'll be honest.♫

♫I love you more than you do.♫

♫They say that's better for relationships.♫

♫I'll love you more.♫

♫I'll cherish you more.♫

♫I'm so grateful I met you.♫

♫You're the only one for me.♫ Why isn't he coming?

♫Will you marry me?♫

Angle malar, Seo Ji Won is ready.

Scalpel.

It's ok.

He picked up.

Where are you?

I'm leaving now.

What is it you want to tell me so desperately?

I want you to see it with your own eyes.

Hey, I'm here.

Where are you? I don’t see you.

You're not here and some stranger is waving at me.

She's smiling at me.

Can't be…

Lee Hoon Dong!

Sorry, Ki Tae.

You know your mom best.

How could I turn down her request?

Where are you now?

Not far away.

I happen to have plans at the same hotel.

Have a good time.

Oppa*.

[Oppa: Older brother or older male]

Did you wait long?

No. Look.

[Hoon Dong & Jang Mi]

[Surprise]

What's this?

You know what today is?

[You know what today is?]

You know…

…what today is?

Did you think I had forgotten?

It's our 1st year anniversary…

That was last week.

Oh. Then what is it?

Today's the last day we spend here.

Let's stop meeting in the hotel.

What do you mean?

Instead of a hotel…

…let's fall asleep together…

…and have breakfast together…

…every day in a place of our own.

Let's have breakfast together…

…every day in a space of our own.

Bathroom? Balcony?

Where should I run away?

Sorry, my stomach's been killing me.

I'll go to the bathroom real quick. Sorry.

Oppa!

[Save me.]

[This girl must want to marry me!]

This girl wants the same from me.

I'm sorry.

Where was I?

You haven't said anything.

Then… Let's start now.

Ask me whatever you want.

Take your time.

Sure.

Where do you live?

Gangnam.

You wanted to see if I lived in a ritzy area, eh?

Excuse me? No, I meant…

More specifically…

…in an apartment complex…

…in my parents' name.

It's not huge but nice to live in alone.

There are a few celebrities too. It's super close to the subway.

Excuse me?

Of course that doesn't mean much to me.

Because I have a car.

You must've thought I might not have a car.

Next question.

Are you ok, baby?

Indigestion?

I'll be out soon.

Ok.

I'm locked in the bathroom!

Just say no and come out.

How could I just dump her like that?

Unlike you, I can't be mean to girls!

Oppa!

Hoon Dong!

She started to knock on the door!

Get me out of here!

Oppa!

Oppa...

You must meet a lot of pretty girls since you're a plastic surgeon.

You mean girls who want to be pretty.

They come with big bucks.

If you're wondering if my practice is successful…

…yes, it is.

I own a house, car, and a hospital.

Nice, eh?

I'm done. Now your turn.

What can you give me?

- Excuse me? - What can you give me?

Come on, we're buddies!

Buddies? You mean landlord and tenant.

What's with you, dude!

My mom is the landlady, not me!

What are you doing right now?

So that's what an ideal marriage is.

I have what you don't…

…and you have what I don't.

So we can help and rely on each other.

Freeze the current rent for 2 years!

How can you ignore me like this?

You've been looking at your cell phone the whole time.

Oh, this?

Actually, someone's waiting for me in a room right now.

I'm contemplating whether to go up or not.

I'll make my decision after I hear what you have to offer.

What?

You're insane!

3 years!

Deal.

Did you ask for room service?

Who are… you?

Nice to meet you.

I'm Hoon Dong's friend, Kong Ki Tae.

Excuse me?

Hey!

Where's the bathroom?

Here? Hey!

- Oh! - Let me use the bathroom.

What brings you here?

What's going on? He's your friend?

He sure is.

Why'd he show up like that?

Oh, this?

Nothing special.

It happens after every blind date.

Water showers…

…coffee showers…

…goodbye cocktail showers.

Why?

I guess they don’t like me.

I don’t think I belong here either.

I'm interrupting, aren't I?

To be honest…

…it was an important moment here.

Important moment?

Thanks for the towel. I'm out of here.

Hey, I can't let you out like that.

I care so much about you, buddy.

Is that why you set me up with just any girl?

I said no.

I get water showers, coffee showers…

...and you embarrassed my mom.

Ok, I'm sorry. I'll buy us drinks.

Wait. You're leaving now?

What about me?

Yeah, how could you leave a lady here alone?

You have liquor here too.

Please, don't open it!

Shall we drink?

- I'm sorry but… - It's a first.

You're the first girl he's introduced me to.

You look cute together.

Well…

…you're the first friend I've met…

…but this is just too much…

My cake!

Sorry.

My blood sugar dropped, and I'm dizzy.

Where's the bed?

Wait... wait a minute.

Wait!

No, not there!

Ki Tae!

Are you ok? You hurt?

What did you do to him?

- I just put my hand on him. - I must've been interrupting.

No, you haven't.

I'll get going.

Ki Tae… Ki Tae!

Hey, can you drive home like that?

I don't know. I might…

…crash into a guardrail!

Have a good time.

Hey! I better take him home.

- But today… - Will you…

…make me a lovesick fool that disses my friends?

No.

- Let me go with you… - Come on.

What about my friend?

I'm disappointed in you.

Oppa...

Oppa.

Stop looking back. Having any regrets?

I'm scared of her.

End it with her, cleanly.

Yes, end it in a civil way.

[How to Break up in a Civil Way] [1, Disappearing]

She'll be anxious for a few days.

Worried sick…

How should I propose?

Should I suggest a trip…?

Yeah.

We won't be interrupted.

A nice little island.

She'll be checking my SNS about now.

So now I'll write…

Love…

...always changes.

I'll go break the seal.

[Hoon Dong]

Please leave a message after…

It's weird.

He's not answering his cell.

Check his SNS.

You still use a dumb phone?

Get a smart one.

If you ignore her for a while...

...she'll stop calling you.

She keeps calling you all night?

Yeah.

It was the 3rd day. It's tough...

It'll be ok now.

[300 missed calls, 102 new messages]

[Joo Jang Mi]

I'll just hang on for a few more days.

Please leave a message after…

What's going on?

Is he that upset at me?

Did you mention marriage?

I was going to. I was just about to…

…and he had to use the bathroom.

- He caught on. - No way.

He's upset I mistreated his friend.

Don’t you get it?

It's a disappearing breakup.

How long has it been?

About a week?

It's over.

No way!

She'll totally get it after a week.

Girls these days are smart.

They get the idea and get over it.

Does she stalk you?

Nope.

- Never? - Never.

Then who's that girl?

I'll get going.

You forgot the 3-year rent freeze?

I already saved you from the hotel.

Persuade her to leave. Please, Ki Tae!

You…

Welcome.

Is the manager here?

You're here for the manager?

Huh?

Everyone comes here to see me.

Is he ok? Did something happen?

He should be fine.

He doesn’t do anything but always swings by.

Why you…

I'll get a grapefruit juice to go.

Sure.

You're the guy from the hotel... Right?!

I'm sorry about that day…

Hold on, I got a phone call.

- Hi, aunt. - Your mom is upset.

Why?

The only grandson keeps messing up his blind dates.

It's humiliating our family.

So that's why I'm going to stop going on blind dates.

But it was really bad this time.

I heard it's a close family friend of Hoon Dong's mom.

You need to apologize to his mom.

He should apologize to me.

I hate dealing with golddiggers.

They're the worst.

And you have unconditional love with girls you frequent hotels with?

Actually someone's waiting for me in a room right now.

Oh, her?

She can't wait to get married either.

She was so desperate to get married that day.

Me?

My blind date.

I'm sorry.

Anyway you keep ruining the blind dates.

So this time the family will be there too.

You can't mess up this time.

Please. I won't get married.

Don't think of trying to run away.

I'm already here to get you.

- Now? - Cancel your evening appointments.

Us…?

Us…?

Oh! Hold on.

What? You have something to say?

I can't reach Hoon Dong.

I understand a guys' friendship.

I really needed to tell him something important…

Stop it. You're pathetic.

Huh?

It's all over.

[How to Break up in a Civil Way] [2. Saying Goodbye Through a 3rd Party]

What do you mean?

Don't you get it? Over!

- Hoon Dong… - Oh my!

Must I spell it out for you?

Obviously, he's avoiding you!

- Hey! - What?

I'm not done.

Hey!

Dang.

What is this? Get out!

How can you run off without explaining what you said?

I'm going insane.

What's the reason?

You have 3 seconds to get out. 1...

Because I didn’t want him to leave the hotel?

How could he want to break up because of that?

Of course not. 2.

Is there another girl?

Other girls have higher standards than you.

3!

Is he…

…sick?

Are you really ignoring the obvious?

He ran away because you wanted marriage!

Huh?

Bong Hyang, isn't that Ki Tae?

He's with some girl.

Get out.

He ran away…

...because I wanted marriage?

Get out!

That's only what you think.

Where is he now?

- Wait. - Hold on.

I've never pitied him before.

What guy wouldn't run away from such a clingy gal?

What did you say?

Ok.

I'll explain so the slowest person could understand.

Just like you're after his money…

…he wanted your pretty face and body, ok?

Your grapefruit juice.

How dare you say that about my feelings for him!

- You! - It wasn't the money!

I…

…loved him.

Another shower.

They mentioned marriage, sincerity…

Is she the girl he went to the hotel with?

The girl who wants to get married.

Ki Tae.

Get out.

I feel like crap.

Your friend said something weird.

What's with him, Ki Tae?

What did he mean?

It's not true, is it?

It's not true, right?

Excuse me.

My son must giving you a hard time.

Excuse me?

You were at the hotel with him, eh?

Then you're… his mom?

Hello, I'm Joo Jang Mi.

I didn't think I'd meet you like this.

This is the only way we could've met.

He's running away right now, isn't he?

You must want to get married.

Come to our house tomorrow evening.

Don't worry about him.

I'm inviting you.

A New Start.

Who was that?

Feeling better now?

You clean up your own mess next time.

- Ok? - I'm sorry.

I never thought she'd be so clingy.

What was she to you?

Just a girl, of course.

She seemed different at first.

But after a while, she was no different than any other girl.

But she seemed to be sincere.

She's so sincere, it's too much.

Anyway thanks.

Thanks to you, I can have a new start.

Don't, don't…

- Hello. - Hi.

- You can get changed first. - Sure.

Hey, who's that pretty girl? My destiny…

- Is she pretty? - I hate church but I believe in God.

That is God's masterpiece.

She's my masterpiece.

- Set me up with her. - You know her.

I know her?

You've changed already?

I didn't have much on to begin with.

Let's go in.

What?

They're still dating?

Since the stem cells will increase the fat cells…

…it'll be better than autologous fat injection.

No touch-ups are necessary?

Not if you're satisfied.

I don't like this size.

What do you think?

- As a guy. - Big breasts are not trendy anymore.

That size is proportionate to your body.

It's a masterpiece.

Your skills are good...

...but too bad you don't have cell-count equipment.

Come to my hospital.

Why didn't you get the job done at your state-of-the-art hospital?

I couldn't perform surgery on myself.

You're the second best surgeon I know.

There are a ton of better doctors than me.

I'm sure there's a long line at your hospital.

You also told me to get a better guy than yourself...

...3 years ago.

I said that?

Maybe it was some other guy.

Please leave a message after…

You...

...are you really going to be like this?

If you keep this up...

…I could get back at you…

…with your mom.

You'll get drunk.

That's what liquor is for.

I'll go to the restroom.

I'm trying to control myself.

You're not helping me.

Yummy, eh?

I hate girls who eat like birds.

I love the way you eat! My piglet!

You eat to get full.

Right.

Want me to make you a wrap?

Wide open. My piglet!

It's so good.

Oppa.

[Oppa: Older brother or older male]

Wear them for a bit.

What about you?

I'll wear these.

How'd you know I was here?

Rooftops are...

...for you to go up to.

Exhausting, eh?

He still...

…cared about me.

You should figure things out with his mom.

No.

If you want to get married...

...the parents will become more important.

If the parents make the decision, he'll have to obey them.

I didn't want that kind of marriage.

You have no regrets?

- No. - You sure?

Yeah.

I don't need a jerk like him.

Anyway his mom invited me.

I shouldn't ignore it, right?

No, it's over. It's useless.

Anyway his mom invited me.

But this is pathetic. No!

Who are you?

Why are you lurking around my house?

I was invited.

Invited?

By who?

- Hoon Dong's mom. - Me?

I never invited you.

No, not you.

Hoon Dong's mom.

She invited me.

I'm Lee Hoon Dong's mom.

I never invited you.

What's this?

She's so stubborn.

- Are you her? - What?

He politely tried to break up with you and you keep clinging to him.

You're tormenting Hoon Dong, aren't you?

Huh? Um…

You're stalking him.

You know it's a crime, right?

Come on. Stalking?

I was invited. And Hoon Dong and I…

I heard...

...you tried to get him in bed while drunk, to begin with.

Excuse me?

That's what he said?

I heard you're really greedy.

Including how you eat.

Hoon Dong said that?

I heard about the big party you threw...

...with the hotel room and a cake.

You know how surprised my poor boy was?

The jerk said that?

Jerk?

Jerk?

He tried to be considerate of you...

...so you'd save face.

It's time you give up.

How dare you come to my house? How impolite.

I'm impolite?

What about the jerk who just avoids someone he dated for a whole year?

He's hiding behind his friend and mom.

Is that being polite?

Why, you…

I understand now.

What that jerk is up to.

But I want to hear from the jerk himself.

So tell him…

…to say goodbye himself.

Tell him to act civil...

...at least on our last day.

Oh, Ki Tae!

What brings you here?

I mean… when did you get here?

I came to apologize about the blind date.

Mom.

- I'm hungry. - Just wait.

Shall I give Ki Tae a call?

No. Don't.

Ok.

I'm goingto my office. I have some papers to read.

You won't come today either, eh?

I'm sorry. You don't need to see me out.

Ki Tae hasn't come home for 3 years.

Why would his girlfriend come here?

Bong Hyang's mind is set. She'll come.

I am starving to death.

Is this the real estate agency?

[Where's Jang Mi?]

Dunno.

[When is she coming?]

Dunno.

[Ask her.]

You.

There you go again.

When did you come?

You're both here. Must you do this?

Why did you come?

Because I wanted to, ok?

When will you bring the restaurant manager?

You said you'd get married.

His family doesn't like that we sell liquor?

That's not it…

I knew it.

I wouldn't want a beer-selling daughter-in-law either.

Tell your dad to close this dang place.

Business is business.

Tell your mom not to beg for a restaurant.

All she knows how to cook is pork cutlets anyway.

I had to fry chicken my whole life thanks to a greedy husband.

I've never been to a steak restaurant.

So I only tried pork cutlets.

Tell your dad that's why.

Stop it!

Face each other when you fight!

Throw the TV and break flowerpots like before!

At least you were like a real couple then.

You have a message.

What are you doing?

Hey! Hey, Hey! Jang Mi!

What are you doing?

What the…

Hey! Jang Mi...

That…

What's with her?

Something must be going on.

I didn't ask you.

I was talking to myself.

Ah, seriously....

[Thanks. Sorry. Be happy.]

[How to Break up in a Civil Way] [3. Text Messaging]

Hi. Wait a sec.

Hey, let's talk.

I heard from my mom.

You were there, eh?

- Meet with Jang Mi. - Why?

You should say bye to her directly.

Why do you look so serious?

Don't worry, you won't be bothered anymore.

And she won't ever show up again.

I ended it for good this time.

What?

You came to see me this time, eh?

You couldn't have come for Hoon Dong again.

Don't…

- Jang Mi. - It's getting interesting.

Hold on.

Where are you going?

Jang Mi. Ok.

I finally get to see you.

Why didn't you call me?

Jang Mi, didn't you see my text?

Text?

Ok. You got something here.

"Thanks. Sorry. Be happy."

You're grateful for the past.

You're sorry for being a jerk...

...but let's end it.

And lastly…

…you don't want me to come back a loser.

Right?

I'm slow…

…but I know that much.

You made a fool of me...

...with that text.

You think I don't know?

Ok, let's put down the weapon.

A bit.

I loved you...

...I'm so hurt now, and I dreamt of a future with you!

How can you end it all with a single text?

Police, I'm being attacked by a stalker.

Please save me. I'll die.

- You again? - I'm helping you.

You should be grateful.

What?

You're afraid I'll be super pathetic?

I know how pitiful I am right now.

But what else can I do?

I can't do breakups in a cool...

...civil way like you guys.

I need to talk to him even if it's pathetic!

I just need to right now!

Go ahead.

Hey.

Come out!

If you don't want me, tell it to my face.

Then I'll leave, you jerk!

- Please… - Let go!

Are you ok?

Man…

What's with you?

Hey!

Is it so hard to say bye to my face?

I think I could understand if I saw you.

Why and how it's become like this.

I think I could understand...

...if I saw your eyes.

We were both in love.

But you want to breakup like this?

Police, I'm scared to death.

Hurry up!

Yeah.

Now I understand since I see your face.

I was the only one in love.

All by myself.

Wake up!

Why'd you do that?

I just missed him!

I loved him. I wanted to see him!

And touch him!

That's being together! Real love!

Yes!

You know why people are depressed?

Because they lack human touch!

He said no. If you keep at it...

...it's a crime.

I didn't know he didn't want me.

I thought I could change him.

I tried to change him.

And later...

- ...I wanted to end it nicely… - Yes!

Koreans have...

...the virtue of strong will!

Be quiet!

What's he in for?

He molested a colleague at a company dinner.

When she kept saying no.

He offered liquor too.

I love my coworkers! I look at cute ones!

Was it wrong to give her a pat on the back?

Don't be so upset.

They call it an assault and stalking…

…when it's all innocent.

They're all like that!

I see.

I stalked him.

I was a stalker!

Since I'm here, can you find...

- ...a missing person for me? - Huh?

This woman invited me to her house...

...when she wasn't his mom.

She said she was...

...but it turned out she wasn't.

Then who was that woman who invited me?

Why did that kind-looking lady do that?

- You know? - What are you talking about?

Hey, you know what she's saying?

No.

It's so weird.

Who was she?

I need to see her.

I…

…loved him.

Yeah.

Now I understand since I see your face.

I was...

...the only one in love.

All by myself.

What a fool.

I kept telling her.

Why go there?

It's her first crime. Will she be punished?

She'll have a direct judgment.

How about just a fine, without going to court?

Why?

Didn't she assault you?

Oh, this?

No, I did this to myself.

Anyway the victim's mom..

...wants severe punishment.

Was the court date today?

Look.

Oh my! So cool!

Hey!

Oh, you were here?

I didn't know.

What are you doing in my house?

I came to look at the place.

Look?

You put up a listing for rent.

Rent?

You must be mistaken.

You said you needed a new tenant ASAP.

You said I could come anytime saying it was urgent.

Look around.

Hey…

The landlord is giving me trouble now, too.

It's so neat here.

And a nice floor.

I love the blinds too!

I remodeled the place myself.

Excuse me.

There must've been a misunderstanding.

I'm not listing this place.

Will you please leave?

We'll make it quick.

Look at the bathroom.

Oh my!

This house is so modern!

Will you please leave?

Just leave!

I'll rent the place.

You want to solve everything with money.

You're the one who tried to solve things with real estate.

I didn't know it'd be so effective.

You wanted to see me.

It's been years since I could sit with you like this.

It's nice.

Let's do this every day once you move in.

I won't ever give up on that place.

You want the place under my name but don’t want to live with me.

You're shameless.

I'll sign the contract and give you the deposit.

Or do you want to sell it?

I don’t know why you like that house so much.

There aren't many good memories there.

Living alone will seem pitiful to others.

You're the one who lives with worry about others.

Bring the girl I invited.

Who did you invite?

This woman invited me to her house...

...when she wasn't his mom.

Then you invited her?

They'll sign the rent contract at 6AM tomorrow.

Either bring the girl or move home before then.

You accept you caused a commotion in a government office?

A fine of $100.

$80 for soliciting.

$40 for jaywalking.

$50 for urination on the street.

$100 for demoralization.

$50 for overexposure.

$70 for collecting taxes.

Case no. 3592.

Defendant Joo Jang Mi, please take the stand.

Fine for continual tormenting, do you accept?

Defendant.

Where you going? Go back and enter again.

Do you acknowledge that you're convicted of stalking?

I'm the crazy witch.

I must've been insane.

- Sorry, I'm in a hurry. - Where are you going?

I have to go testify.

What's your relation?

This is what I said to the jerk.

- She's my fiancee. - "Let's get married."

Why's that jerk here again?

That's the jerk you mentioned?

Who is he?

Can I please testify?

I object, Your Honor.

- Who are you? - I'm friends with the defendant.

I know the whole story.

Yes, he's in it with the dude.

The victim should clearly reject...

...the defendant for it to be a crime of stalking.

The guy...

...never once said no.

He just avoided her.

They were dating and he just disappeared.

Isn't it natural to look for him?

He kept hiding and sent a single text at the end.

It's a vague one too.

Show him the evidence.

- Huh? - Submit the text to His Honor.

Ok, I understand the situation.

I accept that the victim didn't say no clearly.

But you did drunkenly...

...cause a commotion at his place of business.

You are guilty of that.

I will charge you a fine of $50.

[$50]

The price I need to pay...

...for my love is higher…

…than jaywalking but lower than soliciting.

My love, like urinating on the street, ended like that.

Will I...

...be able to love again?

What's with you?

Let's go to my place.

What?

Meet with my mom.

She's waiting for you.

What the…

Why should I?

The mom who invited you…

…is actually my mom.

What?

[Preview]

The reason I invited you...

...is so I don't get married.

I looked like I was desperate for marriage?

My girlfriend.

I like her.

Keep the guy.

You've become prettier.

Kong Ki Tae and Han Yeo Reum?

This was why you called me?

I don’t want revenge.

Would you really marry me if I asked you?