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On June 1, 1994, being an insurance agent

I, Lam Chiu Wing, have found this job...

the most insecure one

Because... after 3 minutes

my job may be changed

I don't know what to say

How dare you take their money...

but don't issue policy for them!

But they're old, the co. would reject them So I took the responsibility

They got sick, and they came here to claim for compensation

You know, I bought herbs and cooked it for them

Which agent is as caring as me?

Get lost

Pack up tomorrow... no

Get out now!

But I am afraid that the clients and my colleagues would miss me

If I hadn't cared about the image of our company

I would have called the police

OK, I will give you face

Hey, you've tried over 10 times

Is it against the law?

So what?

I want to clean the card, so what?

Nuts!

Luckily I have another mobile ETC

Captain Peter Chan, line one please

Mister, do you have any booking?

I am looking for my friend

Don't you recognise me? I am Gigi's friend

I've waited for ages

What do you mean? It's unfair

I am not coming for tea, you bitch!

Why do you scold others?

What do you mean?

What's wrong with you?

Mister, get a number first, please

Why should I get a number?

I am not going to queue up for treatment

Manager, I'll fix it

Can't you see my girl? Can't you see that?

Go now

She is crazy! What a bitch!

You are nuts!

Hold it, I'll get you a table soon

I didn't come for tea, I came to ask for money

What?

Come on, just lend me few hundreds

Or few bucks

What? Are you that poor?

Yes, so what?

Come on, you know, it's pitiful for a man who has got no money

I don't have money now, my purse is kept in the locker

- Go and get it - Wait for a while

Go

Are you kidding? Be careful

Hey man, you are sitting here, you should warn others

Are you trying to peep at me? To take advantage of me?

Are you blind?

He deserves it, he hasn't got a seat yet!

I've finished my lunch already you bitch!

No, I have to go for a meeting

Wait a while please, it'll be OK soon Have some tea

Alright Come on, be quick...

I'm sorry

You can't blame me, if you were me

We've been together for three years

You haven't changed a bit!

No improvement at all

3 years ago, I was a Dim-sum seller Now, I became a PR lady

Woman wants a man who makes her feel secure!

Can this fat guy make you feel secure?

Yes, he is willing to marry me; are you willing to?

He has 5 factories, do you have any?

After knowing me, he sends me present every week, see?

Cut the crap

Do you want a break up?

Show me your hand

Come on, show me

This is yours

Wing

Stop begging me

Your watch is sent by me too

If money is not in your purse or in the bank

it'll be with your friend

Finish! The show is over now

You almost scared me to death!

Nurse, please help me

Brother James, you've done a good work

Why not play the drum next time?

You can't even know how to enjoy cymbals!

When I practise next time

don't let them come up

Never mind, they don't have work

But it's not necessary for me to practise for them

That's right

Well, brother James, please follow me

I have something to bother you

Hey, don't pull me

Go

I should have drunk coffee and read comics

rather than listen to this rubbish!

What a trash! If he hadn't been that old

I would have taught him a lesson...

What?

What do you want me to do?

Come on, come here

The wheelchairs, they need to be repaired

Check whether they can be repaired or not

You mean these?

Yes

They are rusted

It's OK, I will handle that, go and work

How to handle?

I will dump them myself

No, the principal will blame you for that

Just mind your own business

So what?

Is the principal my dad?

Dad

Principal

James, I have something to discuss with you

About the long term service?

I don't have enough time to practise I...

I know, you've been here for 6 years

No, the problem is I am a musician, I...

I know...

I have to be retired

I want to live with my children in USA

To be frank, I don't feel ease if I handle this place to someone else

You think, you...

I think I have to consider it I will consider it

I will consider it...

I am like her, I won't trust anyone else

- Who do you mean? - Brother James

- I mean her - Yes

Let's go washing clothes together

The bag is so big!

Did you put something personal inside?

No

Hands off!

It's from Granny!

Why do you quiver?

It's your pager, it quivered several times

Why don't you give it to me till tomorrow?

Please do it for me please

I want a day off

James...

A/C 8899, please

Alright, thank you

Who is calling?

Wing

Wing again?

You have to go with me

Well, I am going to close the shop now

Don't!

Let them wait for a while

- It's alright. - OK, final check! - OK!

Sir, you have a call

Please tell my wife that...

Tell her I have another special mission!

Yes sir

A good work today! See you

Even the mahjong is fooling me

Come on

Thank you God!

Thank you

What did you babble to God?

Kidding?

Nine on the table

Not yet

Four of a kind

Again

Well, what are you going to do, man?

Lose it!

Next round...

What?

I said, God has never changed his attitude to me

What does that mean?

He hates me

I don't know how to go on

Look

Hey, is such rule available?

Don't look at me

Tell me how to go on, tell me please

Go on!

Just quit it, that's fine

Let's play another game, come on

Yeah, let's play another game

You are smart...

Kidding?

Even playing in this way, how can we be friends?

Brother Sing, you mean friend?

How much did you lose?

Around 8 hundred dollars

$800!

We know his job!

He is a drum player in a goddamn orchestra

But with no pay

Limited allowance is paid to his part-time job in the home for the aged

How can you win his money with ease?

I'll give you $10

That what friends are for

Friend

Friend

You won most from my pocket, you have to return some to me

I'm now fighting for your benefit, how can you say this to me?

Well, let's play another game...

Still go on? I don't want it

I am not good at surrendering

Come on

Don't be so mean

I don't have much chance to play mahjong

I will have a chance of surrendering

So as us!

How about you, man?

Are you that serious?

Joe Ma!

Oh shit!

I am here...

Honey...

This is so-called special mission, right?

How could you get me?

I checked the message from your pager

Why didn't you call me?

I've called your for over 10 times, did you turn your pager on?

It's turned on now

Why did you call me?

Nothing

I've been worrying about you for the whole night, and you are playing mahjong here!

Help yourselves

I am dying

Enjoy yourself

I forgot my money, call me later

Honey

So, what'll we do?

Count our chips then

Count what?

I'm turned on

I haven't surrendered yet

But how can we play now?

She is here, so there is special use of her

Play my part

- Come on - Whose turn is it?

Your turn

OK, I don't want this useless one

Don't move

Stay calm...

13 odds! My precious!

What a poor luck!

I think we should never allow Sing and his wife to play mahjong together

They're taking advantage of us

We should have forbidden that for ages

They are not playing mahjong

But changing mahjong

Whenever they play together the result is always the same

I am the loser

Take $200

You are smart!

How could you win in such situation?

Because

I took the chance to change the mahjong

You're a cheater!

Don't say it in such way, this is called technical adjustment

You're really smart

If I had been smart, I wouldn't have lost my job and my girl!

So what? I haven't got girl and job too

It's not odd for you to lack girl and job

You're an artist, an artist should have poor life

That's right

By the way it's not giving me any hard time

So you don't have any problem

I do have problem

What?

I have a sex problem

But you have no girl!

Since I have no girl

I don't have sex

No sex, so I have a problem

Don't you count it sex when you do it by your own?

This has been following me for three years

I always wanted to open it for a woman

But I couldn't find any yet

There is a girl waiting for it

Where is she?

Ah Han, the nurse in the home for the aged

That nuts! She isn't worth it

Are you kidding?

Expired

What?

The condom is expired

There is expiry for such product?

Sure!

I am such a bad luck guy!

Even the condom is expired!

What are you doing?

Girl!

Girl

So what?

People say when the wolf is courting females, it roars like this

Help me please

What?

Go to Gigi's place and get back my luggage

Why don't you go back?

Kidding! We've broken up If I go back, I'll lose face!

No problem, I'll help! Where are you going to stay tonight?

Forget about me I'll take care of myself

Remember to call me and get back your stuff

Alright

Wing, what's happened?

Come in first

Have a glass of water, Wing

Why are you so unhappy?

You must have quarreled with your girlfriend

Why don't you stay here?

Whenever I have no place to go

I come back to stay with this woman

Since I know that once she loves me

she can never escape

I don't know why, whenever I break up with my girl

I think of you at once!

It must be predestiny

I wonder... Should I stay with you for the rest of my life?

This is the 4th time

Will you leave me again?

Brother

Come and help me to get Wing's luggage

He said he's got only 2 pieces, but there are 4 instead

They are heavy too

Why are you staying at my place?

I've asked you to lock up, don't let such wolf to come in

He is your friend

Friend?

Hey, friend, don't bother my sister, please

Alright... Please!

If you bother her again she'll get crazy!

Would you please leave me alone?

Wing lives here from now on

What?

I won't agree! I want an objection

I don't think you'll agree with it

He is living in my room

I just want to inform you

Alright, I don't want to bother, I am going to bath

I am preparing the water for Wing's bath, you may bath later

What does that mean?

What kind of behaviour is this?

Whose house is this?

Stop, or I won't let you go...

What's the matter?

Ask Wing out, I have something to talk to him

Go

Wing

What's the matter?

Hey, you're too noisy!

She is my sister, and I am her brother

You'd have some reservation

As you said

Have an early rest

Wing, why do you sit here?

Why don't we play together?

You nuts! If I go out now, I'll become a piece of charcoal

You know, too much sun bath will lead to cancer

Pay attention to those which are marked with red pan

They are suitable for you

I don't demand much

If the post is under general manger I won't consider

If the annual payment is not over 1 million I won't consider

No housing allowance, I won't consider...

Why don't you go to hell?

If there was such a job I would apply myself

Wing, there is a vacancy in my company that suits you

Let me arrange an interview for you

Never, if a couple work in the same company, they'll break up at last

Why?

No explanation. It's natural rule

Thank you

Let me help you

So wonderful

Why is the wonderful stuff always harmful to eyes?

Brother James...

What?

Why do you sit over there?

Because...

The sun in this direction is more pretty

Can anyone who has no dick buy some soft drinks for us?

I am not sick, I'll buy soft drink for you

Let me go with you

I am going too

Go, go... Let's go

I am not sick too, do you want me to go too?

I mean no dick! You're sick! Dick!

You will be sick and lose your dick soon

She is sick! If we work in the same company

I'll have no chance to court another girl

She is my sister

She is his sister

Are you talking to me?

You speak in English? Shoot him

Are you talking to me?

Mind your behaviour!

Woman!

I can't help watching, I don't know why...

Don't watch, don't watch!

I've made up my mind

What?

I think I don't want to work for others

Let me work in Yeah Club

Kidding?

You are nicknamed Demolishing Wing

Come on, give me a break

Don't you think I'm one of the Gang of Four?

I have contribution too

I don't agree with this proposal

What's the problem? I am one of the shareholders

I do agree

Two to one

What? lsn't my wife a shareholder too?

Have you asked my wife?

Come on, she is back, come here...

What's the matter?

We are having a directors meeting

Wing wants to work in Yeah Club, what do you think?

- Is that true? - Good idea?

Yeah! We have to take shift to take care of the shop

We haven't had much time to stay together!

Did you hear?

Great...

But if you come back to work for Yeah Club

let me take advantage of you first

I want it too

I will take advantage of your wife!

Hey, where have you been?

We've been watching a movie!

We haven't watched movies for ages! What a great time

How about...

Sing, so many people!

Hey, Wing's smart!

I've told you not to worry!

He can be a good shop manager, look!

I hope so

No one is around!

Please, excuse me...

Hello

What are you doing here?

Helping you

Wind called me to come and help

He asked me to dress up in a young look

Good idea, it's right for you to dress up in this way

Kidding?

What a party!

Come on

How did you cheat her to dress up like this?

I told her that you are willing to die twice for her

I said, 'lf you want me to go to bed with her

I would like to die twice'!

Anyway, die twice for her

What's up?

What's wrong with you?

We're just kidding!

Hello, Wing

You've come

Here it is, ask anything you want, take some pictures

What's up?

A reporter from the magazine

She interviewed the next shop for the Business column

I tried my best to request her for an interview

Free promotion

Good work

You are a good boy

What are you doing?

Am I pretty?

I think we'll have good business today

Why did you dress up like this?

You said it's a good idea

Other's girlfriend dresses like this, that's a good idea

But you are my girl! I'll feel ashamed if you dress like this

You know, you're my girl

Your body is mine too

You're now... benefitting the neighbours!

I feel like wearing horns!

Your mind is so strange!

Men do have many strange thoughts, please

Wear this, come on...

Sing! Wing, what a big shit!

- Sing, Wing... - What's up?

What are you doing? Do you want to seduce my wife?

What did you say?

I am asking you! What are you looking at?

I am looking at the books

It's published! Look!

'Business'?

No, it's big shit!

My God! Why? No idea!

Look at it

Shameless businessmen make money from infringement

You. Me. And Wing!

We didn't sell infringed copies

No

We'll be rich

Why?

We didn't sell infringed copies, so it's slander and libel

We will sue them

- Sue them? - Yeah

We'll be rich

- They're rich! - Sure

So we'll have great compensation

We're getting rich!

What?

When Wing worked here, he accepted infringed copies

He was doing it for our own good

He said we could earn more

Lam Chiu Wing

I want to kill you!

To make money from infringement?

I couldn't imagine I would be sued for infringement

Cut the crap

Why didn't you inform us first?

I did it for the company

You know, we are losing money!

I am a shareholder!

Can't I make any decision?

Shareholder? You haven't paid the capital yet!

Please cut the crap!

Our goods which worth $60,000 were confiscated

Are you that mean?

Bitch

What?

How much do you have?

Not much, about $30,000

Give it to me

But we have lost stocks which worth $60,000!

You should be flexible!

Let's bet $30,000 once we'll get a double!

Sure win?

Sure, of course

Kill this guy for me please I surrender!

Don't you trust me? I've got the most wonderful idea!

I've got a great idea but I had no chance to try

In fact, the theory is so simple

Be patient and find the most unlucky guy in the casino

Then bet against him

I can't find any reason why we would lose

456, big

Bravo! It must be big

About gambling, you can't deny the factor of luck

Don't be so stiff-necked

I've lost much, let's go

He lost much more than you

Forget it, let's go

Lost so much!

It must be that guy

Hey, you handle it

Come on, sit

Look! You can tell from his dark face that he's having bad luck

Let's bet against him, we'll sure win

Give me the money

You have to be careful

It's all I have

I won't stand it if you lose the money

I'm gonna watch around

Why don't you go to hell?

I have to pay and you want me to work too?

I don't want you to blame me if I lose the money

No, we won't lose

Why are you so bitchy?

If you lose, you will be killed

Miss, make it big

Big...

Small

How dare you bet on small?

Don't be so anxious

Are you bothering me?

You have to try first

What are we going to bet?

Small of course

That's not lucky!

I'll bet on big

Behave yourself

Sorry...

Double 3 and 6, big

Hit!

See! You are bitchy!

- It's mine - What?

Why don't you go for hooking!

I didn't know he is so unlucky!

If we had known it, we would have been rich!

Just bet everything in the following game, alright?

Sorry, sorry

Small

Are you kidding? Still small?

He is so brave! He's continuously betted over 10 times

346, big!

- Get the money... - Thanks

Small

Small, come on

Big

Have you confirmed?

Change it to big please

Big

Kidding?

Have you decided yet?

Are you ready?

Yes, it's alright

Big...

Double 2 and one, small

One two, one two

You've gone too far even you have won

Sorry...

Money...

The setting sun makes us feel inspirited

When the sun goes down don't panic, we know...

Why are you so happy...

to sing a song?

Be optimistic! If you are unhappy, just forget it

I want to kill you

- So what? - We lost!

Just this box of egg rolls is left

Hey, don't just remember those bad things

At least we've proved that

there is shortcoming in my wonderful idea

You used all my money to prove your idea wrong?

I couldn't imagine that

you are the most unlucky guy in the casino!

It's you who is the most unlucky one

I've told you to leave right after winning some money

We would have been winners if we had gone for watching girls

What a fine weather! Just forget it

I am hungry, may I treat you a bun?

What time is it now? We must be hungry!

Hold it, can you listen to me once?

Go ahead, I will listen to you

I'll show you to a place, come on

We have no money, how can we eat here?

You silly boy, just call for drinks

Come on, order for me please

You mean it?

Excuse me

Two Jasmine Teas

Why jasmine tea?

If you had ordered coffee, we would have had milk at least

You want to be decent

So I just order something decent for you

Mister, I am sorry, this is a high-class restaurant

You can't bring in food

Did you?

I didn't

Me too

Kidding! He did bring in food

Why don't you blame him?

You nuts!

Hide it, you make me feel ashamed!

But you've lost money!

Great!

I want coffee, he needs nothing

Alright

Look at me

Don't you dare to look at me?

You know my temper, don't you?

Why did you let the kiddy to handle that project?

She messed it up

I've told you many times not to use Alice

Winnie, I didn't do it on purpose...

I know, she has nice figure

No, you've misunderstood...

Everyone knows the relationship between you two

I've told you three times to fire her

You didn't pay any attention!

Didn't I treat you nice?

You wanted a Porsche, I bought it at once

But you went for a ride with that kiddy

Forgive me I will go back and fire her at once, OK?

Forget it, before I came here I asked my secretary to fire her

I've asked her to leave at once

This is your resignation letter, sign this

And here is $700,000 for the remained payment for your car

Take the money. I wanna stay You get out

Hello, Winnie's speaking

I think the price is too high

I don't want it to exceed $30 million

So? How's that?

I am not asking your opinion

I am asking you what we should do next

Do you love her?

If not, I wouldn't come here 3 times a week

Just go ahead

Stop dreaming!

She deals with business over millions!

If I help, it'll be a piece of cake

So, what do you mean?

Go to the washroom now

Comb your hair and brush your teeth

For the rest, I'll handle it for you

Can you make it?

If you try, you'll get 50% of success If you don't, you'll have nothing

It's worth trying, right?

Go

Don't mess it up I don't want to lose the chance of watching

Hello

You don't know me, but I sit over there

To be frank, my friend has been tailing you for days

But he is a bit crazy

He has just gone to the toilet

I know he will date you when he comes out

I know you won't bother, but...

To be frank, he has violence inclination

I'll sit over there; if something happens, shout for help

Thank you

Just in case, thank you

I think...

Why don't we have lunch tomorrow?

Lunch? Great!

- How about 2 pm? - Great

No, let's make it 1 pm

Great

I won't leave if I don't see you

Great

- Bye bye - Great

Lunch at 1 pm, won't leave if not see each other

You are great! What did you tell her?

- What? - Nothing

Cheers!

Thank you...

Hey, help yourselves

James, what do you want to eat?

I am not eating for I have a lunch appointment with someone else

It's 12 o'clock now, do you still have a date?

I have a date tomorrow so I don't want to eat anything now

Stop bothering me, I want to choose my song

Got it? Wing

He went crazy after losing all his wealth

He is so happy, he lost in the casino but got his love

Miss...

Mister, what do you want?

I want grouper about 2 catties

If not available, prawns are alright

Did you come here for singing or eating seafood?

Singing first, then eating seafood

or vice-versa, we don't mind

Forget about them

Half dozen of beer please

Alright

If your wife can't accept any jokes, just ask her to go home

Cut the crap

Can't you listen?

Cut the crap

or I'll cut your head

It's your call

Stop bothering, I will answer it

He is rich to pay for the phone

I paid it

After taking his birthday present stop going with him

Birthday present?

He didn't buy that for me

Hello...

Who is calling?

Lam Chiu Wing speaking

Mr. Lam, you've taken my phone

What's your name? Who is calling?

Winnie, I am Winnie Tsang

You saw me in the restaurant

Winnie, I see, I remember

Did I take your phone?

I want my phone back

I will give you some money

Don't mention the money!

OK, I will take it back to your office tomorrow

Your address please!

27th floor, No. 1, Queen's Road, Central

No problem, it's easy to remember

Let's talk about it later, I am busy now

And please turn off my telephone

Why? Do you have any secrets?

No, I don't want you to answer my calls

Sure! See you tomorrow! Bye bye

What does he mean by getting love?

None of your business, just don't bother

So what does he mean by getting love?

What?

Why?

You've finished eating the birthday cake

Where's my piece?

Where's mine?

You don't even have the present Eat the candles!

I've kept this for you

You're tall

With poisoned lips! It's hard to find another one in this world

Hello, Miss Tsang?

Hold on!

A man who speaks Mandarin?

Hello

I am Liu Tai-ping

I want to speak to Ms Winnie Tsang

She is not around

I am Lam Chiu Wing, I am representing her

Mr. Lam, please tell her that

I won't sell the house if the price is below $30 million

$30 million?

Let me tell you, you mainlanders are crazy!

You made a crazy rise of our land price!

No bargain! $26 million, sell it or quit it

Miss Tsang said you may go now

- Just this? - Yeah

Doesn't she want to see me?

No

Do I have any letter?

Good morning, Mr. Ho

And there is something for you too

Mr. Ho, here it is

Thank you

Mister, who are you looking for?

I am looking for Winnie

Winnie is having a meeting

What's your name? Maybe I could leave her a message

My surname is Lam

Mr. Lam, let me check it for you

No, we are good friends, well...

I don't think you should fire Tim, it's not his fault

He's worked here for 10 years

I know, so he is overpaid

I could hire some new ones with half of his salary

By the way, it's hard to get an excuse to fire him

I can't do that

So I'll help you

Come in

Mr. Chow, are you looking for me?

- Yes, Tim, sit down please - Thank you

Mr. Chow, what's the matter?

Tim, I...

I want to fire you

Sorry, Mr. Chow

Thank you, Mr. Chow

It's so simple

He is so touched!

I am going out for work

You?

- Sabrina! - Yes

What is he doing here?

He said he's having an appointment with you

She doesn't know it

Leave here now or I will call the security guard

When did we employ Lam Chiu Wing? Who's Lam Chiu Wing?

I am Lam Chiu Wing

Bosco, be careful, he always cheats!

I will handle it

Sit

Pal, did you deal with the mainlander for the price of $26 million?

Well, the story is that...

About the $26 million deal...

Alright, cut the crap, now we came to a deal of $28 million

I paid 2 million less

You brought me luck and money, what a smart boy

Really?

Tell me, where do you come from?

I did gain a scholarship in Massachusetts...

But, later, Yale University...

You know Yale University?

The Professor said I was overqualified

so he recommended me to the Standford University...

to be the tutor in the Standford University...

You are wonderful!

You lied without pink cheek!

Did I?

Yes, you didn't feel ashamed!

Well, I don't mind your qualification

I want talking techniques! It'll bring you money

That's right, see the singing contest!

The singers can make big money

They can easily earn enough money to buy deluxe flats

Be serious

I want to employ you as my staff

For I love you being nasty!

I don't have nasty look!

You shouldn't feel shame of being nasty

You can make money only if you're nasty

- Boss, you make big money too - Sure

But you don't look nasty

Don't you feel it?

Just a bit

You lied again!

What business do you run?

Anything about making money

When can you start to work?

About this matter...

To be frank, I... well...

If you can't pay me over $20,000 per month...

I won't consider it at all

I appreciate you so much

You are shameless enough

You don't have much experience and qualification

but how can you demand so much?

Starting from tomorrow come and work for me!

- Really? - Yes

Thank you, boss

No thanks for we are both shameless

See you tomorrow, Winnie

I've waited for her for 7 hours and 45 minutes

I've drunk 14 and a half cups of jasmine tea

I went to toilet for 5 times

But I don't think it's a great problem

since she told me that she would come

I can't afford a real one

Have this toy then

I am now having a new job

I think after a few months

I can afford a real one for you

Stop playing

What kind of company you'll be working at? Where is it?

I just remember that the boss is a bit crazy

What's the name of your company?

There is a name card in my jacket

Let me have a look

You are so bad to cheat me

What's up?

This is the company where I am now working

You went to an interview secretly?

Kidding?

What a big shit!

What's the matter?

Nothing!

- Elaine - Siu Han

Have some sweet soup

Thank you

Many people have the keys of your home!

She always comes here to help

I take your as my sister-in-law, right?

You are disgusting, I didn't say I would marry your brother

- Hey, your cleaner and shampoo - Thank you

James is not around and you are still so bitchy

If James is around, what would you be?

James likes me, so what?

James went out for a lunch meeting

but he hasn't come back yet

It's late, he hasn't been back yet

He didn't go back to the home for the aged too

I am the only one who knows the reason

Why?

He won't leave before meeting his friend

What?

- What? - I don't know

Brother James, you're back

Hello

The wind of Spring kisses my face...

Brother James

- Have some sweet soup - Why are you here?

Do you have any other motive else?

Do you still want to ask?

I am going back to the room

That's my room

Brother James

What are you doing in my room?

Nothing

So get out of here

What?

Brother James

I have something to ask you

Go ahead

Be serious

If you have to choose... you have to choose

Will you choose me

or death?

Death

Be serious!

I prefer death

So what?

You are not humourous!

What?

Don't starch my underpants, OK?

How can I wear it?

Good morning, May, Cat!

May I introduce, he is Wing

Hi

Go in

Ask him to leave now, he took my phone away

He really wants to court me

Sabrina, let me introduce him to you

Great

He is Wing, she is Sabrina

Mr. Lam, we met yesterday

Yes

- Really? - Yes

Your boyfriend?

Yes, this is his first day working here

You have to teach him

Sure, no problem

He is coming to chase for girls

But his target is not you

Don't be overconfident!

Lam Chiu Wing

I am going to work now

Boss

Your girlfriend?

Temporarily yes

So fast!

Where should I sit?

Here

What am I going to do?

I will tell you later

Sabrina, come in

Come in

It's you again!

I've been sitting for a long time with no work

What do you know?

Basically I know doing everything in the office

If there is anything with difficulties just ask me to do it

Here are two sets of documents, one is confidential

Go and copy it

And one is useless, go and shatter it

This should be done by a boy or a secretary

They are busy, everyone is busy

You are so charming today

It's occupied

I'll finish it soon, please wait

It'll be alright

To be frank, this model is so complicated, I'm seeing this for the 1st time

It's so simple

I am afraid I have no time to learn using it

I'm in a hurry

Do you want to copy it?

Yes

Let me help you

It's a piece of cake

That's great! This is for copying

And this is for shattering

I am Wing, I am sitting in the last room

Take your time, hand it to me later Thank you

I am called Judy

Nice to meet you!

Come on, go and watch midnight show with me please

No, I've never promised you

By the way my boyfriend is now working here

Well

You are not married, so you have choice

Even if you're married, I will court you until you get divorced

Well, I have confidence

Cut the crap

Let's go for movie tonight

He is my boyfriend

How are you?

I am called Confidence Chan

My close friends call me Confi

What's your name?

You are called Confi

I think I have to be nicknamed Super Wing

Stop joking, Wing

Well, I admire Elaine much

I want to have a fair competition with you

Just a fight

Fight? Come on

Let's go in for fighting now

No, I don't mean violence! Fight!

Hey, Wing...

From now on, don't call yourself Confi

Call yourself condom!

A broken one

How dare you use your tie to take advantage of others!

Why are you so furious?

He used his tie to take advantage of you!

He thinks I am nobody!

So efficient!

Are you alright?

No...

That's what you want!

You did it? So efficient?

Yes

This is the one I want you to shatter!

How about the other one?

It must be shattered

I tell you...

I understand

If not...

You can't leave!

Judy

What a stupid girl!

It's OK! Fix it

Really?

Yes, it's done

Does she always stay late?

She is so hardworking, she always stays working at night

Hello, Winnie!

Hi, Mr. Kwan

I would like to borrow $200,000 from you

For my credit card payment

I paid you $700,000

Why do you still want another $200,000?

I have no money

No?

I am not blackmailing you

I checked from your passbook

How dare you watch my personal stuff?

I've seen...

everything of yours!

I am warning you

Don't go too far...

if you don't give me money

I will...

Go to hell

Stop fighting...

Stop! Come on

He is lucky to flee on time or I would kill him

Yeah...

But he is seriously hurt

Yes, he is seriously hurt

Do you have any iodine?

Don't move, don't move

I can't help if you move here and there!

OK

Why did you go with that creep?

I thought I am cheap and nasty enough

I couldn't imagine he is cheaper and more nasty!

I tell you, in this world

not many decent men available

I am not a good guy

I stole your phone in order to court you

And now?

I don't want you to be hurt within such a short period, right?

You are overconfident!

Your girlfriend is working here

How can you play any tricks?

You want to try me?

I have a boyfriend

But he is married

I see

He tells you he will get divorced, right?

And then he will marry you, right? But can you marry at last?

No, right?

What merit does he have?

He is rich

About money, I haven't got it

I helped you once, can you help me in return?

What do you want?

So simple

It takes limited time, very quick

I am not... that kind of flapperish

I wish you to help my friend

Remember the guy in the restaurant?

You dated him and told him that you would never miss the date

That stupid guy waited and waited

And he is still waiting!

That fool?

Yes

So, just this case?

About what you have in mind, I will consider it

If the timing fits

if I have mood...

Great

Where do you always visit?

Maybe I have waited for too long

I immediately requested her to go to Kowloon Tong with me

But I am too anxious

We didn't go to the motel

But to the home for the aged

Follow me

Thank you for your patience

I will never play that again

You are great

In fact, an artist of an orchestra...

is only an excuse

I just want to play once in front of a woman that I love

I know very well that

you will never fall for a man of my kind

But I am still very happy

For I've fulfilled my wish

You can find another woman you like and play it again

I will

Let's go for tea?

Thank you

- Bye bye - Bye bye

Why are you here?

Oh, Porsche, what a wonderful car!

Hong Kong side, please

Hey, this is prettier

Nice suit!

Iron the blue shirt for me, please

Yes

So what?

You know the story between Winnie and me

Since we know it clearly, let's stop talking about that

Well, in my life

I can't find another woman who fits me most

How about Han?

Don't mention her

In this world, only one woman is most important to me

She is my sister, Elaine

I promised my late mom that

I would take care of her until she marries someone nice

You have to marry her

on the 8th day of next moon, I've chosen the date

You brushed her off 4 times, will you let her down again?

I think, about my marriage I have my right to decide

You are not right to fix everything for me

Am I?

It's not right that I am still your friend!

Hey, just one word

Either you marry my sister

or move out at once

Are we going to be friends?

Stop mentioning friendship, it's another topic

OK, I'll move out

What are you doing?

Thank you, I am leaving

Why breaking up?

Whenever I went back to her

either I was brushed off

or I brushed someone off

What a trash!

So I've decided that

if I am not going to marry her, I won't go back again

She won't be waiting for you

It's not a must for her to wait for you

You should tell your man such lines

What? Do you want to sleep right here?

OK, I'll let you sleep in the conference room, there is a sofa for you

Is that enough for two?

Bosco is looking for you

Chow, your friend is really funny

Of course

I have to piss

This way, mister

Enjoy your time

Hey, boss

How is the business? I can't drink anymore

We are dealing the business

Because of you, the deal is almost done

He is so satisfied

Really?

Hey, just two are left

Take anyone home, it's my treat

No, I have just broken up with my girl

I am so poor now, I have no place to go

I have to sleep in the conference tonight

Broken up?

Congratulations, your girl is not a long term stock

It's wise of you to give up after getting some benefit

It's poor to sleep in the office

I'll ask Winnie to show you to my old house

Anyway, it's empty

Just move in

Are you kidding me?

Here it is

What do you think?

It's rather small

But I won't mind living here

Do you have any map of this house?

I am afraid I would lose my way

This picture is the worst decoration of this house

Don't you think it's so violent?

But boss likes it most

Damn it

What are you hiding?

I am thinking

I am thinking of getting a smoking area for you

Smoking area?

So you won't smoke secretly!

Have you got the appropriate person?

I don't think a qualified guy will take this job

No one is as stupid as you

Limited salary but long term service!

If you are bothered

let me help you then

You?

You said you would like to play music!

But if I don't help, who will be so stupid to do this job?

I am helping you only

So I don't have to take another choice

You'll do it for me then

Who else then?

Take care! Take care!

Will I leave this place when I am as old as him?

Today is your first day to be the principal, what do you feel?

What?

It's like walking into the grave

You said smoking is not allowed here

From today onwards, I am the principal

I say here is the smoking area, so?

You didn't smoke!

You did wear underwear!

Why do you wear such see-through design?

What do you mean?

I can see the lace easily!

You are disgusting!

Hey!

What?

Don't wear the so-called Kiro-kiro-pi underwear!

You are not a kid

You are fit

Same diet, next

You have only 80 lbs

What'll you do if there is a typhoon?

More nutritious food for you

You have to gain weight

OK, next one

Are everyone weighed?

Uncle Chung doesn't want to be weighed

Uncle Chung, what do you want then?

Stop messing up, I am buying Repulse Bay

Everyone has been weighed, except you

Weighed?

My weight and my age should be kept secret

Do you want to hear the cymbals solo?

Cymbals? My God!

Where is your weight?

189 ponds

The heaviest here Full alert on his diet

No meat. Oil-free

Are you interested in the house which costs 62 million?

Sorry, Mr. Chow 267 has reached this price

Mr. Lau, we won't see it today

We will call you later

Thank you, bye bye...

Mr. Cheng, Mr. Chow would like to speak to you, please wait

Mr. Cheng from the stocks and shares company

Mr. Cheng

Cheng, I am Chow, sell 267 for me

Sell. Right

What will you buy in?

175

175, right! Right

Thank you

How do you know I want to buy in 175?

Well, I saw you babbling with the chairman

I think so

Smartass!

That guy is crazy!

A mainlander will invest 60 million, he gets me a house of 60 million

So how can I make money?

Let's have a ride around here to find one around 45 millions

Why did you stop?

I've seen my old friend

Is that his house?

He is working there. He is the manager

What an old house! I think it's worth 40 million

And decorate it with a million, it'll be fine

Mr. Chow

Go and check the title deed for me

No, Mr. Chow, that house...

Cut the crap

I'll give you 5% commission, it's a piece of cake

I am so tired, I want to go for massage

Can you ask him not to buy the home for the aged?

He wasted much effort to sell the house owner to give it up

$42 million, don't you think the house owner will keep it for life?

And to make it the home for the aged?

Unless you pay more than 60 million to him

Otherwise, stop thinking of it

There are still many old houses in Kowloon Tong!

You know Bosco

He won't change his mind after making a decision

If you follow him longer you will understand him more

Except money

nothing is meaningful to him

You will be like him later

So you won't care about anyone and anybody

No one will care about you in return

Anyway, they don't mind your existence

But if you disappear, that's great

Too pessimistic!

You can quit working for him

No

I can't get rid of him

He is the man who is not going to marry you

So disappointing, right?

There are many better men around

Those men...

will take me as the best mistress

No one dares being my husband

You may try me

How?

I know you have guts

So I have to thank you

But I like Bosco more than you

Elaine and I commit the same mistake

We fall for a man who is disliked by the whole world

He is over there

Police, don't move! Don't move

Stop!

Why do you chase me?

Why do you run if you didn't commit any crime?

You are admitting your crime now!

Stealing from old people

I didn't!

Get lost

This matter is between us

You said you didn't commit any crime

OK, I will tell you

You didn't pay the capital, let's not mention that

Because it's not the business between you and me

First, when we were in fifth grade

you wanted to court my sister

so you cheated my friendship

In these 10 years you brushed her off 4 times

And courted her 4 times

This is the 5th time

Can you claim yourself human being?

Second, you fooled me...

for 362 times

The money involved is unlimited

I recorded everything last night

Go and check it yourself

3rd, I secretly admired a girl for 7 months and 23 days

You didn't inform me

but courted her!

Do you claim yourself my friend?

4th, my only dream in my life

my only career in my life

my only working place in my life: the home for the aged

You sold it!

How dare you claim yourself my friend?

What else can you say?

Beat me up

From today onwards

we will no longer be friends

Why?

We don't have enough money!

So we couldn't help but...

see a close banker

whom we didn't want to face

You have $223,403 only

Do you want to buy a house which costs 60 million?

You can't have enough money to pay for the lawyer!

So I want to mortgage our flat

What? Why didn't you tell me that last night?

Honey, please help

OK, even if I am willing to lend you money for the down payment

and get 90% mortgage from the bank

Are you capable to pay $500,000 for monthly installment?

If you don't want to mortgage your flat just tell us

You needn't bluff us, we...

Hey, don't talk to my wife in such way

Or I won't give you face

Sorry

They buy a house of 60 million so easily

but we can't even have enough money to pay the down payment

What kind of world is it?

I am sorry

Sit...

down please

Since you can't buy that home for the aged

why don't you think of moving it?

With my saving around $200,000

It's enough to buy a flat in NT

With your saving around $200,000?

Can you make it?

Yes

If you can't, just ask me to help

Thank you

You must be tired!

Come on, sit down and have some water

Siu Han

Sit down and have some water

I can't imagine that...

I, James Yuen, have had bad luck since birth

and I've dragged all of you down too

Uncle Chung, tomorrow onwards you won't have any complaint!

Those who will go with me to move to Yuen Long

you have to go on suffering, see?

Those who get their own places

No matter how, leave your address

Siu Han and I will go visit you

Tomorrow, we will move out early in the morning

I'd like to apologize to you

I am stupid, I can do nothing

I am sorry

Handkerchief ...

In fact, it's not a must for us to buy this house...

Business is business

Behind big business

there must be a touching story

So

let tears roll down

but collect the money as usual

Otherwise, how can you get rich?

Ask him to sign that

What's the matter?

Embarrassed? Feeling difficult?

You have much more difficulties to face, man!

Mr. Lam, are you coming to take over the place?

Read this contract, there are some details written

I wish you would have a look at it

If there is no question, please sign

We are friends

Don't you feel ashamed to shake hands with me?

I am sorry to scare you

Today, it's our last day

No matter you like it or not, you have to listen

The drum play!

Bravo!

Bravo...

Just this?

Yes

Mr. Chow, take a seat

Are you tired?

I couldn't sleep

This is your commission...

3 million

You can sleep now

Few months ago, you didn't earn much

Now, you are a millionaire

You will be...

billionaire soon

But I lost my friends

Friends are important

But you won't regret for you have 3 million instead

I will introduce some friends to you

They waste more than 3 million for a whore!

You have affair with my girl

Winnie bothered me so much

She wants me to divorce with my wife

I don't mind that

but I don't want to give half of my wealth to her

No woman is worth so much in this world

Yes, Winnie helps me a lot

But I have you now

It's time for her to fade out

She loves you

She loves my money

Since I am rich, I can request anything, say

she will kneel or crawl in front of me if I raise the request

If I want her to stay with you, it's possible

When will you take her?

What's the matter?

Are you crazy?

About this money

I just take it as the payment for being fooled by you in these months

Damn you, rich man

Why do you have so many toys?

I am a popular man in this place

I am sorry

What?

I used you to make Bosco feel angry

I understand that

But did he mention anything about me?

No

So, see you

Keep contact

We are friends

Hey, sisters and brothers, I am leaving

Brother James, these letters are yours

Hey

What?

These are sent by that bastard! I won't take a glance

What? So I will throw them away

Let me see the letters on your behalf

Look!

What's wrong?

This check is for you and the old men, I am sorry

2 million? Damn it

The money stinks!

I don't want it

Throw it away

Throw it away

It stinks!

Do you want to throw this too?

Yes, dump it

How about the check?

I will handle this myself

Let me check...

When you start the fire, you need...

Let me handle it, I am expert

We are going to set a fire

I don't mean cooking

You're expert in cooking only but let me set the fire

About fire, I remember the fire in Shek Kip-mei in 1952

What a big fire!

Fire, oh! I surrender!

Whenever I talk to you

you are expert in everything

I can't fight with you. OK just set the fire for us please

Do you admire me?

Sure

Thank you

I am free from this work then

Come on

What?

Is your sister coming with her new boyfriend?

A new one, who is he?

Of course he is nice

I've heard that he is honest and civilized, hardworking too

Anyway, he is much better than Wing!

Most important of all, he is willing to marry her

Hey, registered one!

If Wing knows Elaine is getting married to someone else

I think he will...

he will be a little bit upset

He will be very upset

He should blame himself! He brushed Elaine off

How is Wing now?

Don't worry, he sent us 2 million

There are only two possibilities

One, he is rich now

Or he robbed and he is now in prison

We wish him all the best, right?

Me too

Brother

Come here

Come here

How are you?

Elaine, why did you bring him here?

Your civilized and hardworking...

Are you Mr. James Yuen, Elaine's brother?

Elaine always says that you are a nice guy

How are you?

What? Did you forget everything?

Brother, Wing is different now

I hope you will give me a chance

What I am now is...

A new Lam Chiu Wing of 1994 edition!

What are my merits? Listen...

I am hardworking and single-minded to love

I will be righteous to my friends

Give me a chance

We've decided that

we will get married 2 months later

I've bought the present for you, brother-in-law!

Hey, I won't say anything but...

To be my brother-in-law...

I have nothing to say

For I can't say anything about her marriage

But about being my friend

I feel that...

We should give him 3 months

for probation

If his performance is satisfactory, we will extend his contract

Do you agree?

Yes, sign the contract with him

Really?

On probation

OK, let's sit and talk

Go and make some food

Let's go and prepare the food

Long time no see, Joe

Long time no see, man!

What are you doing now?

About real estate, and finance investment

That's your old job!

This place is nice

By the way, this place is of good feng shui

We used your 2 million, plus our savings

And borrowed a bit from the bank

Now we just pay few grands to the bank each month...

I hope he won't drag us down

I have a client, he wishes to have a house like this

Then he...

Do the old men have visa to China?

What?

Do you want to take them for a vacation to China?

No, what I mean is...

you can sell this house to the mainlander

and move them to Shenzhen

There is a man in Shenzhen, he is willing to sell his house

It's rather cheap

I can charge you less commission, you'll get satisfactory return

It's so great!

You claim yourself the 1994 edition of Lam Chiu Wing

It's more nasty edition, you bastard!

Don't go...

- I am joking only - Joking? - I am playing with you now

How dare you fool us?

Stop...