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MORNING, ALL. 9 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,390 All: HI, PA. 10 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,520 I'M GONNA BE IN THE ROPE-SKIPPING CONTEST. 11 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,600 AND I'M GONNA BE IN THE HOOP-ROLLING CONTEST. 12 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:45,770 YOU'RE BOTH GONNA GO HUNGRY 13 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,150 IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST. 14 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:48,230 Both: YES, MA. 15 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,610 I HAVEN'T PACKED YOUR LUNCH YET. 16 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,570 YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. 17 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,230 OH, GOOD. I'LL BE WORKING 18 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,150 WITH A NEW MAN TODAY. 19 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,240 WHERE'S MR. EDWARDS? 20 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,070 HE'S ON HIS WAY TO MINNEAPOLIS. 21 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,620 PICKING UP SOME MACHINERY FOR MR. HANSON. 22 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,580 PA? LAURA AND I ARE BOTH GONNA BE 23 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,750 IN THE 3-LEGGED RACE ON FOUNDER'S DAY. 24 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:07,210 FOUNDER'S DAY, FOUNDER'S DAY. 25 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:08,960 THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT LATELY. 26 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,500 NOW, CHARLES. THE FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION 27 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:13,250 IS GONNA MEAN A LOT TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. 28 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,590 OH, YOU BET. 29 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,090 EXTRA BUSINESS FOR THE OLESONS AND MR. HANSON, 30 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,130 NOT TO MENTION ANY HUCKSTER 31 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,930 THAT FEELS LIKE SETTING UP SHOP. 32 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:21,930 FOR WALNUT GROVE, AND THAT MEANS 33 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,100 A LITTLE PROSPERITY FOR EVERYBODY. 34 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:26,020 AND IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 35 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,020 IT'S--IT'S A COMMUNITY EFFORT. 36 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,310 IT'S SOMETHING WE CAN 37 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,020 ALL PARTICIPATE IN AND ENJOY. 38 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,650 THAT'S THE WOMEN'S LEAGUE TALKING. 39 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,530 IT CERTAINLY IS. WE ARE ALL 100% BEHIND IT. 40 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,160 WELL, THAT'S VERY GOOD, BECAUSE SO AM I. 41 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,280 GOOD. 42 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:41,620 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE IN CONTESTS, PA. 43 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,330 WHICH ONES ARE YOU GONNA BE IN? 44 00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:45,370 WELL, I GAVE IT A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT, 45 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,410 AND I DECIDED TO BE IN THE SPECTATOR CONTEST. 46 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,540 I'M JUST GONNA WATCH. 47 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,290 AW, PA. THAT WON'T BE ANY FUN. 48 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,040 WELL, I CAN'T LEARN TO SKIP ROPE, 49 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:54,300 AND I CAN'T ROLL A HOOP WORTH A HOOT. 50 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,920 SEE YOU TONIGHT. BE GOOD. 51 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,380 BYE, PA. BYE, PA. 52 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,970 BYE PA. 53 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:08,140 Hanson: HA. I GAVE YOU A SAW YOU CAN LOOK UP To THERE. 54 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,480 Man: YEAH, THAT YOU DID. MORNING. 55 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,980 CHARLES. JIM TYLER, CHARLES INGALLS. 56 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,520 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU, MR. TYLER. 57 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,570 OH, JUST CALL ME JIM. 58 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:15,820 NO NEED FOR THAT "MISTER." 59 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,280 I'M A PRETTY EASY FELLA TO GET ALONG WITH. 60 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,320 JUST CALL ME CHARLES. 61 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,110 I'LL DO THAT, SON. 62 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,160 IF I THINK ABOUT IT. 63 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,910 UH, WE GOT THE TEAM ALL HITCHED UP 64 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,000 WHILE WE WAS WAITING FOR YOU. 65 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,910 I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL GET STARTED. 66 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,000 OH, WE'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD DAY'S WORK, MR. HANSON. 67 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,040 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, HUH? 68 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:37,130 UH...YOU DO HANDLE A TEAM, SON? 69 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,220 YEAH, I THINK I CAN MANAGE. 70 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:43,260 YES, SIR. I WAS BULL OF THE WOODS FOR 30 YEARS, 71 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,180 SUPERVISOR OF ALL THE WORK. 72 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,560 GUESS THERE'S NOT MUCH ABOUT LOGGING I DON'T KNOW. 73 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,310 YOU KEEP AN EYE ON ME, BOY, YOU'LL LEARN A THING OR TWO. 74 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,350 I DON'T GUESS THERE'S A FARMER IN A THOUSAND 75 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,020 KNOWS HOW TO USE A CROSSCUT SAW. 76 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,610 SEE, YOU NEVER PUSH ON IT. 77 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,450 GOT TO PULL IT. CAN'T LEAN ON HER TO BEND IT, TWIST IT. 78 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,030 AH, LOOK HERE, SON. 79 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,830 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 80 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:11,040 YOU SEE, YOU GET TOO MUCH SET ON THESE CUTTING TEETH, 81 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,580 YOUR SAW'LL CHOKE ON YOU. 82 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,380 TOO LITTLE SET, AND SHE BINDS. 83 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,340 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 84 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,380 WHY'D YOU ASK THAT? 85 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:23,680 WELL, YOU AIN'T HARDLY SAID ANYTHING 86 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,140 SINCE WE STARTED OUT. 87 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,720 I'M JUST QUIET, I GUESS. 88 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:30,810 HMM. 89 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,100 YOU'RE STRONG AS AN OX, RIGHT? 90 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:34,650 WELL, I RECKON. 91 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,060 LIKE TO WORK HARD? 92 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:38,230 HARD IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW TO WORK. 93 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,900 GOOD. YOU GOT ALL DAY TO PROVE IT. 94 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,980 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 95 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,480 HOW DID THE WORK GO? 96 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,610 IT WENT FINE. 97 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:02,400 WE GOT ENOUGH CUT FOR 4 OR 5 LOADS. 98 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:03,820 WE'LL HAUL THEM IN TOMORROW. 99 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,900 WELL, I'D CALL IT A FAIR DAY'S WORK. 100 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,860 COULD HAVE GOT A LOT MORE DONE 101 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:09,950 IF I'D OF HAD SOMEBODY BESIDES A FARMER 102 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,950 ON THE OTHER END OF THAT SAW. 103 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,950 YOUR FRIEND TALKS A LOT BETTER THAN HE CUTS. 104 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,210 WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A FARMER. 105 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,670 I'M PROUD TO BE A FARMER. 106 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:19,130 AS FOR RUNNING A CROSS-CUT, 107 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:22,750 I'M AS GOOD AS YOU EVER WERE, PROBABLY BETTER. 108 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,090 THAT'S PRETTY STRONG TALK COMING FROM A FARMER, BOY. 109 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,970 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 110 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:30,340 WELL, NOW, WITH TWO MEN ON ONE SAW, 111 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:33,720 IT--IT ISN'T EASY TO TELL WHO IS BEST. 112 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:36,180 HOW IS IT THAT THE LOGGERS PROVE 113 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:38,440 WHO IS CHAMPION LOGGER? 114 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,860 WITH AN AX, CHOPPING. YOU KNOW THAT. 115 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,690 EXACTLY. 116 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,030 AND THAT'S WHY HANSON'S MILL IS DONATING A WATCH AND A BLUE RIBBON 117 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:48,200 TO THE WINNER OF THE CHOPPING CONTEST 118 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,530 ON FOUNDER'S DAY. 119 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,950 PRIZES FOR THE CHAMPION LOGGER OF HERO TOWNSHIP. 120 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,120 I'LL BE THERE. 121 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:59,620 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE, TOO. 122 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,500 AND I'M GONNA WIN IT. 123 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:04,630 SHARPEN YOUR AXES! 124 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,010 [SNICKERING] 125 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,130 [MIMICS SNICKER] 126 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:15,100 YOU LOOK TIRED, INGALLS. 127 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,100 NOT ME. CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME 128 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,680 AND PLAY WITH MY YOUNG'UNS. 129 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,100 AS BULL OF THE WOODS, 130 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,110 I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH 131 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:23,610 ABOUT THE MEN I WORKED WITH. 132 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,610 THAT'S THE REASON I HAD TO SAY 133 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,240 THAT YOU'RE SURE NO LOGGER. 134 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,110 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE TRUTH. I'M A FARMER. 135 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,610 YEAH, WITH A PLOW AND MARE, 136 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,740 I EXPECT YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 137 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,660 THOSE ARE THE TOOLS OF A FARMER. 138 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,120 BUT A CROSS-CUT, YOU SEE, 139 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,410 THAT'S A TOOL OF A LOGGER. 140 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,410 YOU'VE SURE GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THAT. 141 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:41,210 WE'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT AN AX. 142 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:42,330 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 143 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,090 SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT AN AX. 144 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,710 DAY AFTER TOMORROW'S FOUNDER'S DAY. 145 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,420 OH, YEAH. YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 146 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:49,630 WELL, I TURN OFF HERE. 147 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:51,840 SO LONG. YEAH. 148 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,900 PHEW! 149 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,880 OH... 150 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,340 OHH... 151 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,890 PHEW. 152 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,600 I WISH PA WOULD HURRY UP AND GET HERE. 153 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,640 I WANNA PRACTICE. 154 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:43,940 HE'LL BE ALONG SOON. 155 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,690 YOU KNOW, HE WAS WORKING WITH A NEW MAN TODAY. 156 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,320 HE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO PUSH HIM TOO HARD. 157 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,990 IS PA THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD? 158 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,740 [GIGGLING] NO, DEAR. BUT HE IS STRONG. 159 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:55,660 I SOMETIMES WONDER 160 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:57,780 WHERE HE GETS HIS ENERGY. 161 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,040 [DOOR OPENS] 162 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,330 Girls: HI, PA. 163 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,290 SORRY I'M LATE. 164 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:02,750 THAT'S OK. WE STILL HAVE 165 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:03,960 ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY. 166 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,000 YOU HAVE TO HELP US WITH THE 3-LEGGED RACE. 167 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,290 NOT TODAY, HUH? 168 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:09,170 BUT, PA, WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE DAY TO PRACTICE. 169 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,130 LAURA, YOU HEARD 170 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,460 WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID. 171 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,170 CHARLES, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 172 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,880 JUST A LITTLE TIRED, THAT'S ALL. 173 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,390 YOUR SUPPER'S READY. 174 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,640 NO, NO. I HAD A BIG LUNCH. 175 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,680 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA LIE DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 176 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,440 GIRLS, HELP ME SERVE. 177 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,110 HOW WAS THE NEW MAN? 178 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,870 THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS ASLEEP. 179 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,790 SHH! 180 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,270 [GROANS]OH... 181 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,560 AH... 182 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,360 THAT HURT? 183 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,730 UH-UH. IT FEELS GOOD. 184 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:16,280 IT'S RIGHT UP HERE AROUND MY SHOULDERS. 185 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,990 I'M REALLY SORE. OH, YEAH. 186 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,450 THAT TYLER HAS GOTTA BE THE-- 187 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,420 THE BIGGEST WINDBAG IN THE WORLD. 188 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,460 YOU TOLD ME... 189 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,380 3 TIMES. 190 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:36,090 HE COULD TALK THE ARM OFF A STATUE. 191 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,090 HE MODESTLY ADMITS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING 192 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,090 THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LOGGING. 193 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,180 I WORKED HIM RIGHT INTO THE GROUND, 194 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,640 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID? 195 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,730 YES. HE SAID IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT 196 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,810 YOU WERE A FARMER. 197 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,400 YEAH. 198 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,610 WELL, I'LL SHOW HIM COME FOUNDER'S DAY. 199 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,280 I'LL GIVE HIM A LESSON WITH AN AX 200 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,440 HE'LL NOT SOON FORGET, I GUARANTEE YOU THAT. 201 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,780 YOU SOUND LIKE LAURA. 202 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,030 ALL SHE CAN THINK ABOUT IS BEATING NELLIE OLESON. 203 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,870 YOU'D BETTER TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT, CAROLINE. 204 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,290 THERE'S A LOT MORE IN THIS LIFE 205 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,710 THAN THE FRANTIC DRIVE TO WIN. 206 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,380 THE IMPORTANT THING IS TAKING PART, COMPETING. 207 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,000 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 208 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,550 YOU BE SURE TO TELL HER THAT. 209 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,430 I'LL TELL HER, CHARLES. 210 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,720 [GROAN] 211 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,850 AAAAGGGGHHHHH! OH! 212 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,020 THAT'S LIKE ICE. 213 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:31,190 MY GOD, ISN'T THERE NO SUCH THING 214 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,310 AS HOT LINIMENT? 215 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,940 NOT FOR SUCH AN OLD FOOL AS YOU. 216 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,570 ICE IS WHAT YOU DESERVE, AND ICE IS WHAT YOU GET. 217 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:42,200 I CAN BEAT HIM, PRETTY GIRL. 218 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,120 OH! THAT'S IT. LOWER, LOWER. 219 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,990 HOO-HOO-HOO. OH! 220 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,330 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 221 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,950 HA HA HA HA HA. 222 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,750 I OUGHTA MARRY YOU. 223 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,670 YOU DID, 40 YEARS AGO. HA! 224 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,340 IF YOU ASKED ME NOW, I'D SAY NO. 225 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,670 TRYING TO BEAT A MAN HALF YOUR AGE AT WORKING. 226 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,340 WHOO! YOU'RE A STUPID, STUPID MAN! 227 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,970 I CAN BEAT HIM, HELEN. 228 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,560 KILL YOURSELF TRYING. 229 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,020 ONCE, MAYBE, YES, YOU COULD BEAT ANYBODY. 230 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,980 BUT YOU DON'T STAY YOUNG. 231 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,860 YOU GET OLD LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 232 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,440 [MUTTERS] 233 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:20,570 LISTEN. I MADE THE SWENSON LUMBER COMPANY 234 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,030 WHAT IT IS TODAY. 235 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,530 I CHOPPED MORE LOGS 236 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,530 THAN ANY MAN IN MINNESOTA. 237 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,080 AND YOU AND HE BOTH-- 238 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,160 YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT ME IN MY GRAVE. 239 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,750 YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE 240 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:34,210 BESIDES BEING BULL OF THE WOODS. 241 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,170 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, 242 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,210 GET A BROOM AND SWEEP OUT THE BUNKHOUSE? 243 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,380 NO. BUT YOU CAN MAKE A LIFE FOR YOURSELF 244 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,470 WITHOUT PROVING EVERY DAY HOW STRONG YOU ARE. 245 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,800 I AM STRONG, HELEN. 246 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:44,800 YEAH, YOU'RE STRONG. 247 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,470 AND I'LL BEAT HIM, TOO. 248 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,260 I'LL BEAT HIM. 249 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,690 [SOFTLY] You CAN BEAT HIM. 250 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,410 YOU OLD RASCAL. 251 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,860 GOOD DAY, MR. OLESON. 252 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,360 AH, GOOD DAY, MRS. INGALLS. 253 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,320 THIS LOOKS VERY NICE. 254 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,490 AH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 255 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,110 GOOD MORNING. 256 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,370 [HUMMING] 257 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,870 OH, THAT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN-- 258 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,170 THE CONTESTS AND RACES. 259 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,550 I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN. 260 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,840 YOU WERE? 261 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,090 MM-HMM. 262 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,720 MARY AND LAURA... 263 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,060 WELL, I MEAN... 264 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,940 DON'T FEEL TOO BADLY. 265 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,650 SOME CHILDREN ARE 266 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,360 JUST BETTER COORDINATED THAN OTHERS. 267 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,610 WHAT? 268 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,030 WELL, YES. 269 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,530 I SUPPOSE I'M JUST A DOTING MOTHER, BUT... 270 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,240 WELL, NELLIE AND WILLIE 271 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:35,750 ARE VERY, VERY GOOD AT SPORTS. 272 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,210 I SUPPOSE THEY TAKE AFTER ME. 273 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,840 I WAS VERY ATHLETIC WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER. 274 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 REALLY? 275 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,710 MM-HMM. 276 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,680 WELL, I'M SURE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. 277 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,720 YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS ARE HANDED DOWN 278 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,850 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 279 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,480 I'VE HEARD THAT. 280 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,190 HMM. OH, WELL, NOW. IT'S 28 CENTS. 281 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,320 WOULD YOU LIKE CASH, OR SHALL I CREDIT? 282 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,360 CREDIT, PLEASE. 283 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,820 OK. 284 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,040 WAS YOUR MOTHER A GOOD COOK? 285 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,790 OH! 286 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,290 MY MOTHER WAS THE BEST. 287 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,790 WHY? 288 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,340 OH, I WAS JUST WONDERING. 289 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,300 WE'RE BOTH ENTERING THE PIE-BAKING CONTEST, 290 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,050 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT MY CHANCES WOULD BE OF WINNING. 291 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,310 WELL, MRS. INGALLS, I DON'T WANT 292 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:38,520 TO DISCOURAGE YOU, BUT... 293 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,980 MY RECIPE WAS HANDED DOWN... 294 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:45,860 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 295 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,900 YES. 296 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:52,240 YES. I KNOW, MRS. OLESON. THANK YOU. GOOD MORNING. 297 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,740 GOOD MORNING. 298 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,160 [BELL RINGS] 299 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,420 MM, FINE MEAL, MRS. INGALLS. 300 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,880 DELICIOUS PIE, MA. 301 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,380 THANK YOU. THERE IS MORE PIE. 302 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:11,130 DON'T YOU THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH? 303 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,340 HA HA! FOR 3 MEN. 304 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,470 WHY WERE YOU SO TIRED YESTERDAY, PA? 305 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,270 LITTLE SAWWING CONTEST WITH MR. TYLER. 306 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:21,270 TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER CONTEST WITH AXES. 307 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,440 ONE OF US FIGURES TO WIN. HE THINKS IT'S GONNA BE HIM. 308 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,940 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA WIN, POP, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. 309 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,110 THAT'S MY GIRL. 310 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,280 DID YOU GIRLS EVER HAVE PIE AT THE OLESONS'? 311 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,160 SURE, MA, 3 OR 4 TIMES, BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 312 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,780 WELL, WAS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL, 313 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,450 SOMETHING YOU LIKED BETTER THAN THE OTHERS? 314 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,120 NO. NO. 315 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,000 WHAT'S THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN THE OLESONS' DESSERT MENU? 316 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,790 WELL, MRS. OLESON AND I ARE BOTH ENTERING THE PIE BAKING CONTEST, 317 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,380 AND I WAS JUST CURIOUS ABOUT THE COMPETITION. 318 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,880 YOU GOT TO WIN, MA. 319 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,010 YEAH. WE GOT TO WIN EVERYTHING. 320 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,430 NOW, JUST A MINUTE. WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 321 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,970 THE IMPORTANT THING IS COMPETING AND DOING YOUR BEST. 322 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,060 YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT, GIRLS. 323 00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,720 WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 324 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,330 PLEASE GO TO SLEEP. 325 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:24,330 I'M GONNA GET UP EARLY AND PRACTICE MY HOOP ROLLING. 326 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,290 IF YOU DON'T GET SOME REST, YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED. 327 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,590 YOU KNOW, PA'S RIGHT. 328 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,590 WINNING ISN'T AS IMPORTANT AS JUST BEING IN THE CONTEST... 329 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,180 OF COURSE HE'S RIGHT. 330 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,970 BUT I SURE WANT TO BEAT NELLIE AND WILLIE. 331 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,180 SO DO I. 332 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,020 GOOD NIGHT. 333 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,020 GOOD NIGHT. 334 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,410 CHARLES? MM-HMM? 335 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,700 IT MAY BE WRONG, BUT I REALLY WANT 336 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:07,330 TO WIN THAT PIE BAKING CONTEST. 337 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,040 I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 338 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,210 YOU CAN? MM-HMM... 339 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:16,010 BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO WIN THE CHOPPING CONTEST... 340 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,220 [BOTH LAUGH] 341 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,930 BUT DON'T TELL THE GIRLS. 342 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,350 [KISS] 343 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,470 GOOD NIGHT. NIGHT. 344 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:31,230 GETTING IN SOME LAST-MINUTE PRACTICE, HALF-PINT? 345 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,150 YEAH. I ALREADY HELPED LOAD THE WAGON. 346 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,530 GOOD GIRL. 347 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,450 YOU'RE TAKING 2 AXES, PA? 348 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:41,200 MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT. ABNER WILSON LOANED ME HIS BRAND-NEW ONE. 349 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,290 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A CHOPPING CONTEST 350 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,790 IS HAVING A GOOD SHARP AX. 351 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,710 CHARLES, I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 352 00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:51,420 I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND WHICH ONE TO TAKE. 353 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,500 TAKE THEM BOTH. 354 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,960 I CAN ONLY ENTER ONE IN THE CONTEST. 355 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,470 YEAH, AND WE CAN EAT THE OTHER ONE FOR LUNCH. 356 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,890 I'LL DECIDE LATER. 357 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,100 ALL RIGHT. GO HELP YOUR MOM LOAD THE WAGON. 358 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,010 WE'LL BE LEAVING FOR FOUNDER'S DAY PRETTY SOON. 359 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,720 OK. 360 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,610 [CHUCKLES] 361 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,690 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA BE ENOUGH? 362 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,110 ARE YOU EXPECTING COMPANY? 363 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,490 OH, NO. BUT YOU DIDN'T EAT VERY MUCH BREAKFAST. 364 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,620 AH, MY STOMACH. 365 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,700 UH-HUH. GOT BUMBLEBEES IN YOUR STOMACH? 366 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,620 MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO CALL THEM BUTTERFLIES. 367 00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:29,670 BUTTERFLIES OR BUMBLEBEES... 368 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,870 WHAT'S THAT LINIMENT? 369 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,880 IT'S JUST IN CASE YOU NEED IT. 370 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,130 WE CAN GO SOMEPLACE WHERE NOBODY WILL SEE. 371 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,090 NO LINIMENT. 372 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,890 NOW, I'M GONNA BEAT THAT YOUNG MAN TODAY, HELEN. 373 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,930 I TELL YOU, YOU'RE GONNA SEE CHIPS FLY OUT 374 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,020 THAT ARE THE SIZE OF STOVE LIDS 375 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,430 AND TWICE AS THICK. 376 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,480 GONNA BEAT HIM. 377 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,980 OH, JIM, WIN OR LOSE, 378 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,780 YOU'LL STILL BE THE SAME MAN TO ME. 379 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,150 THE MAN I MARRIED. 380 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,610 THE MAN I LOVE. 381 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:08,080 OH, JIM. 382 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,670 IT'S NOT SO BAD TO GROW OLD. 383 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:16,920 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE BAD YEARS AGAIN. 384 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:17,960 NO. 385 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,840 WE HAVE THE GOOD YEARS TO REMEMBER, 386 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,010 AND THERE ARE MORE GOOD THAN BAD. 387 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:22,970 WELL, YEAH. 388 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,640 40 YEARS MARRIED. 389 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,850 38 YEARS, BULL OF THE WOODS. 390 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:29,350 HOW MANY MEN CAN SAY THAT? 391 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,390 THERE'S NOT TOO MANY. 392 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,770 [CHUCKLING] 393 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,060 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. 394 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:38,280 YOU HAVE SO MANY FINE THINGS TO REMEMBER. 395 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,320 THAT'S ONE NICE THING ABOUT GROWING OLD. 396 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,320 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF. 397 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,780 YOU'VE DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES. 398 00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,700 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN TODAY. 399 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:53,040 JUST ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BE THE BULL OF THE WOODS. 400 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,380 [CHUCKLING] 401 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,640 [DOOR CLOSES] 402 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,480 [CROWD CHEERING] 403 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,650 [BAND PLAYING] 404 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:34,830 YOU DID ALL RIGHT, EDWARDS! 405 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,380 CONGRATULATIONS. 406 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:41,250 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 407 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:46,390 THE WINNER OF THE HORSE RACE, ABNER WILSON! 408 00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:52,720 AND THAT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 409 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:55,140 IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 410 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,440 THE NEXT EVENT IS THE ROPE JUMPERS 411 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,860 FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF HERO TOWNSHIP 412 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,320 RIGHT OVER THERE! 413 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,780 HA HA! AND THE LADIES WHO ARE 414 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,910 IN THE PIE CONTEST HAD BEST GET READY 415 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,740 RIGHT OVER THERE! 416 00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:11,330 [BAND PLAYING] 417 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:12,330 GOOD LUCK. 418 00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:13,620 HERE WE GO. 419 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,330 ALL RIGHT. WILL YOU COME-- 420 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,370 NO! 421 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,670 WELL, NELLIE! 422 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,630 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 423 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:22,000 YOU GO AHEAD. GOOD LUCK WITH THE PIE. 424 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,470 READY? 425 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,180 GET SET. 426 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,600 [GUNSHOT] 427 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:37,600 Charles: Go, MARY! 428 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,060 COME ON NOW, WILLIE! 429 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:41,020 NOW, THAT'S IT! 430 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,860 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE OUT. 431 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,660 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 432 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,250 THAT WAS A GOOD START. 433 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,250 KEEP GOING, MARY! 434 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,800 WATCH IT THERE. DON'T GET THE ROPE TANGLED THERE. 435 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:48,840 THIS HAS BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION. 436 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:53,510 I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO 3 CHOICES. 437 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:06,270 MRS. GRANDY'S PIE IS VERY GOOD. 438 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:22,580 MRS. OLESON, THIS IS JUST EXCELLENT. 439 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:25,130 THANK YOU. 440 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,470 MRS. INGALLS... 441 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:38,640 THIS IS SUPERB. 442 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,280 MRS. GRANDY, THIS IS HEAVENLY. 443 00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:58,030 OH, THANK YOU. 444 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,120 YOUR BLUE RIBBON FOR YOUR MAGNIFICENT PIE. 445 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,870 THANK YOU, REVEREND. 446 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:10,050 OH. 447 00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:11,340 CONGRATULATIONS. 448 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,090 THANK YOU. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 449 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,510 WELL, WE CAN BE SURE THAT RECIPE 450 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,010 WAS HANDED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 451 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,180 HMM. 452 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,560 TO GENERATION. 453 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,480 11 MINUTES AND 42 SECONDS SO FAR. 454 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:32,570 COME ON, MARY, KEEP JUMPIN'! 455 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:33,530 COME ON! 456 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,950 YOU'RE DOING FINE, WILLIE. 457 00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:37,320 KEEP IT GOING. THAT'S FINE. 458 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,990 Charles: EASY, MARY. TAKE IT EASY NOW! 459 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,330 JUST KEEP IT GOING EASY! 460 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,910 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WINNER HERE PRETTY SOON. 461 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,750 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 462 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:58,470 OH, WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 463 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,010 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 464 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,600 IS IT ALL RIGHT? 465 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:02,520 YEAH. 466 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,600 IT'S NOT TOO BAD. 467 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,940 ALL RIGHT. 468 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,560 THE WINNER AND CHAMPION ROPE JUMPER OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 469 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:09,610 WILLIE OLESON! 470 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:10,940 YAY! 471 00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,450 OH, THIS IS SUCH A GRAND DAY, 472 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,490 AND EVERYBODY'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 473 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,580 HOW'D YOU DO IN THE PIE CONTEST? 474 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,540 MRS. GRANDY BEAT ME. 475 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,210 WHAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO? 476 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:29,330 SHE'S THAT LITTLE OLD LADY DOWN THERE WITH THE GRAY BONNET. 477 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,710 OH, THAT ONE. HEY, SHE'S PRETTY. 478 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,380 OH, GO ON. HA HA HA! 479 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,010 COME ON. IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO COME DOWN AND WATCH. 480 00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:37,050 I'M WATCHING FROM RIGHT HERE JUST FINE. 481 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,890 YOU'RE SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD. MOVE OVER. 482 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:39,970 YEP. 483 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,220 ALL RIGHT, CONTESTANTS! 484 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,890 TWICE AROUND THE SQUARE. 485 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:47,520 PARENTS, A CAUTION NOT TO INTERFERE. 486 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,770 I'M BETTING ON THE RED RIBBONS IN THE BLUE DRESS. 487 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,400 I'LL TAKE THE STRIPED DRESS. 488 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,570 ON YOUR MARKS. 489 00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:55,900 GET SET. 490 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,030 [GUNSHOT] 491 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,360 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 492 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,790 HEY, COME ON! 493 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,510 COME ON, LET'S GO, STRIPER! 494 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:17,380 COME ON, RED RIBBONS! 495 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:48,960 HA HA HA! 496 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:56,000 THE WINNER AND CHAMPION HOOP ROLLER 497 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,510 OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 498 00:27:57,670 --> 00:27:58,880 NELLIE OLESON. 499 00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,800 YAY! 500 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:10,480 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, HALF-PINT? 501 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400 SHE BUMPED MY HOOP. 502 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,520 WELL, I'M SURE IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT. 503 00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:15,940 NO, IT WASN'T. 504 00:28:16,110 --> 00:28:18,320 ALL THE SAME, WINNING'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING. 505 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,990 IT'S COMPETING, HAVING FUN, RIGHT? 506 00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:21,530 RIGHT. 507 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,070 I'M HUNGRY. 508 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,080 COME ON. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 509 00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:29,910 [BAND PLAYING] 510 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,500 WENT DOWN ON THAT ANKLE PRETTY HARD. 511 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:33,080 IS IT BOTHERING YOU? 512 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,080 A LITTLE. 513 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,500 IF IT HAD BEEN ANYBODY BUT WILLIE. 514 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,510 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE COULD JUMP ROPE. 515 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:40,510 WELL, HE'S JUMPING ALL THE TIME. 516 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,930 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEM HIM USE A ROPE. 517 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:48,350 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RUN IN THE 3-LEGGED RACE, WON'T YOU? 518 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,270 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 519 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:53,270 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 520 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,520 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 521 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,480 THE MEN'S TUG-O-WAR IN 3 MINUTES. 522 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,490 COME ONE, COME ALL! 523 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:05,200 ARE YOU GONNA BE IN IT, PA? 524 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,780 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 525 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:09,490 COME ON, MOTHER. PACK UP THE THINGS 526 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,250 AND WATCH YOUR HERO. 527 00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:15,920 MY PA'S GONNA WIN THE TUG-O-WAR! 528 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,880 AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE IN IT? 529 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,420 OH, NO. THAT'S NOT MY KIND OF THING. 530 00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:23,630 MR. INGALLS IS GONNA BE IN IT. 531 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800 IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU. 532 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:28,100 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 533 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:32,310 NELS, DON'T YOU WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE PROUD OF YOU? 534 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,980 YES, DEAR. 535 00:29:44,070 --> 00:29:46,070 5 MEN OVER HERE, HANSON! 536 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,410 YOU GOT 6 OVER THERE. 537 00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:49,240 HERE'S JUST THE MAN WE NEED! 538 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,950 NO, NO! I DON'T THINK SO! 539 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,620 I'LL TAKE YOUR COAT. 540 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:57,540 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I WILL. 541 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:58,840 GOOD. 542 00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,510 NOW, YOU STAND RIGHT HERE. 543 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,590 THAT'S RIGHT. 544 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,300 AND YOU PUT BOTH HANDS ON THE ROPE. 545 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,550 GOOD BOY, NELS. 546 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,100 [APPLAUSE] 547 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,770 NOW, GENTLEMEN. 548 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,860 GENTLEMEN, GET READY. 549 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,360 GET READY. 550 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,240 GET SET. 551 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,570 [GUNSHOT] 552 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,400 PULL! 553 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,780 WAIT A MINUTE. 554 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,620 WINNER OF THE HERO TOWNSHIP TUG-O-WAR, 555 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,040 THE OLESON TEAM! 556 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,210 I WON? 557 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,210 I WON! HA HA HA! 558 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:06,130 LET ME... 559 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,460 LET ME PIN THIS ON YOU. 560 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 THANKS FOR THE CHANGE OF CLOTHES 561 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:28,480 AND THE CHANCE TO WASH UP. 562 00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:29,530 SAVED ME A TRIP HOME. 563 00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:30,490 MY PLEASURE, CHARLES. 564 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:31,530 SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT. 565 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,070 Harriet: HERE, DEAR. 566 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240 THANK YOU. 567 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:38,200 HMM. MARY. 568 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:39,700 HOW'S THE ANKLE? 569 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,080 SHE CAN'T RUN. 570 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,210 SHE REALLY SHOULDN'T. IT'S MUCH TOO SWOLLEN. 571 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,750 IT DOES LOOK BAD. 572 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,210 THE NEXT EVENT, 573 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:50,380 THE 3-LEGGED RACE 574 00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:53,300 FOR CHILDREN AND LADIES! 575 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:56,140 STARTERS, TO THE LINE, PLEASE. 576 00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:03,100 I REALLY WANTED TO BE IN THAT. 577 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:05,940 IT'S A SHAME. IT CAN'T BE HELPED, HALF-PINT. 578 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:17,530 OF COURSE, HE DID SAY CHILDREN AND LADIES. 579 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:18,790 OH. 580 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:21,250 MA, YOU'VE GOT TO. 581 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,040 OH, I COULDN'T. 582 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,630 WHY NOT? YOU CERTAINLY ARE A LADY. 583 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,380 WELL, THEN I GUESS I CAN. 584 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:33,800 ALL RIGHT! 585 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,720 LET'S GET THIS SHOE ON. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS. 586 00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:42,810 MA AND ME, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE 3-LEGGED RACE. 587 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,100 WELL, UH... 588 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:46,190 MRS. INGALLS CAN'T... 589 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:47,520 CAN SHE? 590 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,610 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT. 591 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:53,190 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. MRS. INGALLS IS A GROWN-UP. 592 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,780 IF SHE CAN RACE, YOU CAN. 593 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,910 AND YOU COULD WIN! 594 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,660 I KNOW. 595 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:04,620 WELL, NO, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S PROPER. 596 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,960 HARRIET, 597 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,590 DON'T YOU WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE PROUD OF YOU? 598 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,560 ARE THE CONTESTANTS READY? 599 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:21,510 YEAH! 600 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,520 REVEREND ALDEN? 601 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,020 READY, DR. BAKER! 602 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:26,350 ON YOUR MARK. 603 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,520 GET SET. 604 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,810 [GUNSHOT] 605 00:34:57,550 --> 00:35:00,390 YOU HAD A PERFECT CHANCE TO WIN! WHAT HAPPENED? 606 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:02,350 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! 607 00:35:02,510 --> 00:35:04,390 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? WE TRIED. 608 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,140 THE WINNERS! 609 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:09,400 THE 3-LEGGED RACE CHAMPIONS OF HERO COUNTY, 610 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,810 MRS. INGALLS AND HER DAUGHTER LAURA. 611 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:14,480 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER. 612 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:18,700 Harriet: WELL, I KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE WON! 613 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:19,740 I'M VERY... 614 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,070 AAH! 615 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,580 GENTLEMEN, 616 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,380 ON YOUR MARK. 617 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,760 GET SET. 618 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,300 [GUNSHOT] 619 00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:14,520 WINNER OF THE FIRST HEAT, JIM TYLER! 620 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,190 YAY! 621 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:22,360 15 MINUTES TILL THE NEXT HEAT, GENTLEMEN. 622 00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:24,490 YOU WILL HAVE TIME TO SHARPEN YOUR AXES. 623 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,780 IF YOU THINK THAT WILL DO ANY GOOD. 624 00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:35,670 HA HA HA! 625 00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,720 AH! 626 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,010 I TOLD YOU. 627 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,220 OLD MAN IS STILL THE BULL OF THE WOODS. 628 00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:51,100 AND NOT SO OLD. 629 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,230 NOT SO OLD, JIM. 630 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:54,980 NOT SO OLD. YEAH. 631 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,200 HERE, PA. 632 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:12,660 AH. THANKS, HALF-PINT. 633 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,080 AHH, THAT'S GOOD. 634 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:21,800 HEY, DON'T LOOK SO SAD. IT'S JUST THE FIRST HEAT. 635 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,380 YOU'RE GONNA WIN, PA. 636 00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:28,180 THAT'S MY GIRL. 637 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:31,930 ON YOUR MARK. 638 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:33,100 GET SET. 639 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:34,390 [GUNSHOT] 640 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:24,570 THE WINNER OF THE SECOND HEAT, 641 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,150 CHARLES INGALLS! 642 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,900 YAY! 643 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:32,450 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, 644 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,660 THE FINALISTS FOR THE BLUE RIBBON AND THE WATCH 645 00:39:35,830 --> 00:39:40,620 AND THE CHAMPIONSHIP, JIM TYLER AND CHARLES INGALLS! 646 00:39:42,710 --> 00:39:45,840 15 MINUTES, GENTLEMEN, 15 MINUTES. 647 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:54,680 I GOT HIM. 648 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,220 YOU SURE HAVE, PA. 649 00:39:56,390 --> 00:39:58,850 HE'S TIRED. YOU SEE HIM BREATHING AFTER THAT GO-ROUND? 650 00:39:59,020 --> 00:39:59,940 HE LOOKED LIKE A WIND-BROKE HORSE. 651 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,310 I NOTICED THAT. 652 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,310 NO KINDA REST IS GONNA HELP THAT TIRED. 653 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,230 YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE RIBBON AND THE WATCH. 654 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,820 YOU BET I AM, HALF-PINT. 655 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,360 WHERE'S MY FILE? I MUST HAVE DROPPED IT. 656 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:10,990 WE'LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT, PA. 657 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,570 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND ANOTHER ONE. 658 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:14,160 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 659 00:40:29,670 --> 00:40:31,590 MR. INGALLS. 660 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,510 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 661 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,010 SURE. YOU DON'T MIND IF I FILE WHILE YOU TALK. 662 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,470 OH, NO. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 663 00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:44,730 MR. INGALLS, MY HUSBAND'S TIRED. 664 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,900 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 665 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:50,780 OH. NO, I MEAN REALLY TIRED. 666 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,280 HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT, 667 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,240 NOT EVEN TO ME, BUT... 668 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,160 WELL, THAT NEVER HAPPENED ALL THE YEARS 669 00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:58,450 HE WAS BULL OF THE WOODS. 670 00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:02,040 OOH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIM THEN. 671 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:06,880 HE COULD OUT-SAW, OUT-CHOP, OUT-WORK ANY MAN, 672 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,250 ANY TWO MEN. 673 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:10,710 NEVER AN ACHE OR PAIN. 674 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,850 BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE ANYMORE. 675 00:41:19,890 --> 00:41:21,390 AND HE KNOWS IT. 676 00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:29,230 EVERY DAY, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF. 677 00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:34,860 AND EVERY DAY, IT GETS JUST A LITTLE BIT HARDER. 678 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,790 A BLUE RIBBON AND A WATCH. 679 00:41:41,330 --> 00:41:44,080 NOT TO PUSH UNDER SOMEBODY'S NOSE, 680 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:48,460 BUT TO--TO HAVE... 681 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:49,750 TO TOUCH. 682 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,670 TO GIVE HIM BACK SOMETHING 683 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,590 THAT THE YEARS HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. 684 00:41:57,970 --> 00:41:59,600 THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. 685 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,020 A WATCH. 686 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,310 A WATCH THAT TELLS HIM 687 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,690 HE IS STILL BULL OF THE WOODS! 688 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,410 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. 689 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:41,430 THE FINALISTS, JIM TYLER AGAINST CHARLES INGALLS! 690 00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:48,600 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. ON YOUR MARKS. 691 00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:51,650 GET SET. 692 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:52,900 [GUNSHOT] 693 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:35,190 GO! GO GET HIM, PA! HURRY! 694 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,340 DO IT, JIMMY. 695 00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:01,640 FASTER! FASTER, PA! 696 00:44:30,790 --> 00:44:33,130 HA HA HA! 697 00:44:33,290 --> 00:44:34,960 THE WINNER 698 00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:38,300 AND CHAMPION AX MAN OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 699 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:40,720 JIM TYLER! 700 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,630 YAY! 701 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,300 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 702 00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:48,560 WE REWARD THE CHAMPION THE BLUE RIBBON 703 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,770 AND WATCH DONATED BY THE HANSON LUMBER COMPANY! 704 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,110 IT WAS A GOOD CONTEST. 705 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,110 YOU DESERVE TO WIN. 706 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,780 EH--YOU--YOU DID GOOD. 707 00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:10,330 FOR A FARMER. 708 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:14,920 HA! HA HA HA! 709 00:45:17,290 --> 00:45:18,550 CONGRATULATIONS. 710 00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:20,460 THERE IS YOUR WATCH. 711 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,520 HEY, HALF-PINT, DON'T LOOK SO SAD. 712 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,350 IT WAS FUN. 713 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,270 I DID MY BEST. 714 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,060 IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 715 00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:39,020 I'LL GET THE WAGON HITCHED UP. 716 00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:41,940 WE'LL PACK UP THE PICNIC THINGS. 717 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:54,210 THEY DON'T WORK TOO WELL. 718 00:45:54,370 --> 00:45:55,420 HEY! 719 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,770 PA? 720 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:17,940 YOU USED A BORROWED AX TILL THE END. 721 00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:20,900 THEN YOU USED YOUR OLD ONE. 722 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,780 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 723 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:25,030 WHY, PA? 724 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,740 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU HALF-PINT, 725 00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:31,490 MR. TYLER'S A GOOD MAN WITH AN AX. 726 00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:34,290 BUT HE'S A LOT OLDER THAN I AM. 727 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:36,500 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET OLDER, 728 00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:38,880 YOU--YOU GET TIRED A LOT EASIER. 729 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,920 JUST LIKE YOU WINNING A RACE 730 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,250 WITH A BIG HEAD START. 731 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,210 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO WIN 732 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,760 IF YOU HAVE A HEAD START. 733 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,930 SURE DOESN'T. 734 00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:49,720 THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED THE AXES. 735 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,220 JUST SO IT WOULD BE EVEN 736 00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:53,060 'TWEEN ME AND MR. TYLER. 737 00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:55,770 CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 738 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,190 I SUPPOSE. 739 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:03,360 MR. TYLER SURE IS HAPPY ABOUT WINNING. 740 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:09,360 NO HAPPIER THAN I AM ABOUT LOSING. 49321

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