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♪♪
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Joe: Surprise.
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When something
unexpected happens,
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you can't predict
how you will respond.
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You might grab your best friend and give them a kiss
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or look for the nearest
medium-sized object
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to throw at their head.
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Keys!
No!
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Oh, I don't --
I don't like that.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.It's okay.
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How'd you make out
at the coin store?
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Like a boss.
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So this is nine copies
of the key plus the original.
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I'm bummed
I can't be there.
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You want anything else?
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Mm...surprise me.
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Mm.
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It'll be $12.99.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Balloon squeaks ]
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♪♪
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On the 65th day,
there were beans, as promised.
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So for the past
week and a half,
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I've been going around
to friends and family
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and surprising them
with a bowl of beans.
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♪♪
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Watch your step.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Open.
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Joe, you didn't.
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If anybody could do it,
you could do it.
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Aw, your grandfather would be
so pleased and proud of you.
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Big or small,
life is full of surprises
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and can change in an instant.
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Joe: With those things in mind,
I have two questions for you.
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One, are you ready for
the opportunity of a lifetime?
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And, two, how many of you
have seen the movie "Rat Race"?
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Is that the one
with Mr. Bean?
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-Oh, and Whoopi?
-Yeah.
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-And Jon Lovitz.
-Scott Evil.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and that Monty Python guy.
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Yes, yes, it's got
all of those people.
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Anyhow...
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Uh, does this movie
have subtitles, Joe?
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I forgot my glasses.
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No. We won't be watching
the film "Rat Race."
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You remember that part
where the cow is hanging
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from the hot-air balloon
by the rope?
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And then Cuba crashes the bus
with all the I Love Lucys in it.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, man.
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Yes, yes.
It is a wild adventure.
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And let me explain.
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Yesterday morning,
I drove up to Copper Harbor
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and placed $115 cash
inside of a small locker.
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Inside these envelopes are the
exact coordinates of that locker
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and the key to open it.
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Whoever gets there first
wins the cash.
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And, um...
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...there are no rules.
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I thought this was gonna be
an intervention for me.
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Hell, yeah.
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Sorry, Father, but, Joe,
you're a legend for this one.
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Hey, does anybody with a car
want to team up with me?
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I belayed it here.
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Uh, I got to go
do something else.
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Oh, Lulu's making a break
for the door.
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Come on, Gene. You're taking me
over to Carole's.
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Just a sec, hon.
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Joe, is there gonna be a
Smash Mouth concert at the end?
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I wouldn't even know where to
begin to make that happen, Gene.
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Gene, I can't believe that
I'm missing Scrabble for this.
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Sorry.
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Joe, I'd love
to do a rat race,
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but I'd also love
to stay married.
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[ Sighs ] Geez.
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So wait. You want us to drive
three hours to Copper Harbor,
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then three hours back
for just a little over $100?
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Yeah, if me and Kelly
split that,
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that's, like,
barely above minimum wage.
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Who says you have to split it?
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You each have your own key.
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Oh, you've got a lot to learn
about sharing money
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with your wife, my man.
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Joint bank accounts
are a form of oppression,
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if you ask me.
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Come on, guys.
There's gold out there.
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Where's the rush?
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I have
Saturday evening mass.
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I have medical issues
I'd rather not talk about.
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Yeah, I can't ride for more
than five minutes at a time.
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Otherwise, I get bored.
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[ Sighs ]
Is anybody gonna do it?
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Yes. Big Jeff and I
are teaming up.
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All right.
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Father,
a quick blessing?
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Yeah, so you'll pay
for the gas when we stop?
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That's fine by me.
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And buy me
venison jerky?
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Jeff, I can
write that off.
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Rat race!
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[ Sighs ]
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Well, I can't force you to do
anything you don't want to,
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but last chance, $115 cash.
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Sorry, Joe.
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Well, if you don't want
to participate,
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maybe we could just
sit in my backyard.
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Joe, can Kelly
get a glass of water?
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She's got to take
her tapeworm pills.
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Absolutely.
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His lady friend, Miss Conner,
she's a sweetheart.
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But that band room's got
the filthiest floors, man.
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The kids, they empty the spit
from the trumpets
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right on the floor,
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and as soon as I mop it up,
it's covered in spit again.
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Here's your water,
no ice.
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And now we'll just wait
for the call.
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It's a beautiful
backyard, Joe.
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Thanks, Father Andrew.
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Tell me something.
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How did you ever
come up with the idea
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for organizing
this rat maze?
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Just a bit
of summer inspiration.
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Back when doing research
for my rat musical,
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I took out pretty much
everything from the library
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with the word "rat"
in the title.
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Have you ever
seen this movie?[ Beep ]
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I never got around
to watching it,
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but then it came back up again
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while I was doing online
research to find Bean movies.
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A few nights ago, I finally
watched it with Sarah.
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It was silly, feel-good fun,
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and I thought it was sweet
how they donated the money
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to impoverished children
at the end.
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Didn't it seem like
they donated it
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just because they were scared
of looking like assholes
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in front of the crowd?
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No.
I think they may have changed.
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It's clearly an anti-capitalist
cautionary tale
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that culminates in a commentary
about shame culture.
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What is this movie?
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I just thought
it was entertaining
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and it would be fun
to re-create.
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Well, let's see --
It says it came out
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August 17, 2001.
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Joe: Uh-huh.Come to think of it,
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that's the last thing I saw
in the theaters before 9/11.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Oh, here we go.
What do you think?
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Did Jeff ditch Brad Cam
at a rest stop?
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Hello?Carole: Joe?
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Joe, honey,
it's Carole.
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Hi, Carole.
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Is Nana taking too many
Scrabble tiles again?
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Honey, you need to get over
to the hospital right away.
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It's Nana.
I just called an ambulance.
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Is everything all right?
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What's going on?
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That doesn't
sound good.
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I should
meet him over there.
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Well, we can put Gus
in the house.
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[ Lock clicking ]
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I'm gonna make some tea.
You want some?
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I'm okay.
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How about
a root beer float?
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Sorry.
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[ Light switch clicks ]
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[ Light switch clicks ]
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[ Clink, water running ]
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[ Clinking ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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-You think he's still up?
-I hope so, man.
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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[ Chair clanks ]
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Jeff: We got to celebrate.
What the heck?
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We got to celebrate.
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Brad: Come on, Joe.
Wake up, wake up.
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Get out of your PJs.
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-Hey, there he is.
-Hey, he is here.
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Yep, there he goes!
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Here are your winners --
Brad Cam and Big Jeff,
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and to the victor
goes the spoils.
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What do you think?Thanks for the 115 big ones,
Joe.
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Now, you get
your shoes on,
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because we are going
to the casino.
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I really think I can
double this for us.
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Rat race! Yes!
Rat race!
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Yeah.
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[ Both laugh ]
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We catch you
at a bad time?
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A little bit.
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I told you,
he goes to bed early.
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I know.
I know.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Sarah!Hey, Sarah! Great!
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Hey, hey,
this is perfect.
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We got all four
of us here.
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A round of margaritas on me.
What do you say?
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Jeff: Huh?
Sound good?
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Hey, guys, um, Joe's nana
passed away this afternoon.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry.
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Buddy.
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I'm sorry, Joe.
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Congrats.
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Joe, if you
need anything...
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Thanks, guys.
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Good night.
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Good night, Joe.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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