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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:08,072 [ Indistinct conversations, dinnerware clinking lightly ] 2 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:16,098 ♪♪ 3 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:19,593 Hello. My name is Joe Pera. 4 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:23,136 And right now, I'm exactly where I want to be, 5 00:00:23,137 --> 00:00:24,927 the beauty parlor. 6 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:28,591 Every Friday afternoon since I was 5 years old, 7 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:31,096 I've waited for my nana to get her hair done. 8 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:34,933 And as soon as she's finished, we go for a fish fry. 9 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:38,931 I suppose I could run errands or go home and play computer, 10 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:42,931 but I think that she likes that I'm here. 11 00:00:42,931 --> 00:00:44,451 I do, too. 12 00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:48,028 Also, the price of gasoline. 13 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:57,724 ♪♪ 14 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,384 [ Indistinct conversations ] 15 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:07,339 ♪♪ 16 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:16,554 ♪♪ 17 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:19,451 Can I ask you a question? 18 00:01:19,448 --> 00:01:22,098 What kind of fish do you think I'm going to get 19 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:24,073 at tonight's fish fry -- 20 00:01:24,068 --> 00:01:26,928 perch or whitefish? 21 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:30,970 Yep, you got it. 22 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:34,405 What's my second choice? 23 00:01:35,379 --> 00:01:37,929 Yep. You got it. 24 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,411 Man, I can't wait to eat that fish meal. 25 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:43,663 For those of you in Southern California, 26 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:47,305 a typical fish fry is a paper-napkin meal 27 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:51,410 consisting of fried fish... 28 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:53,313 French fries... 29 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:55,210 coleslaw... 30 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:56,546 rye bread and butter... 31 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:59,411 and a beer or pop -- 32 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:01,553 an almost entirely brown meal. 33 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:04,241 And just thinking about it's making me hungry. 34 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:07,551 You're not bored, are you, Joey? 35 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:10,211 Y-You know I've never been bored, 36 00:02:10,206 --> 00:02:12,206 not once in my life. 37 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:13,236 Woman: It was a fabulous... 38 00:02:13,241 --> 00:02:15,791 She asked me that every week. 39 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:18,763 Nothing around here changes much, 40 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:22,478 kind of like a hyperbolic time chamber and Dragon Ball, 41 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:28,282 where Gohan, Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, 42 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,615 and other characters go to train 43 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:31,970 because, inside of it, 44 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:35,585 one day equals one year of regular time. 45 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:38,236 Unlike the Saiyan Souls, the clients here 46 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,101 haven't changed their hairstyles much in the past few decades. 47 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:43,453 Right...? 48 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:45,378 What's he talking about now? 49 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:47,719 Oh, yeah. And Piccolo, too. 50 00:02:47,724 --> 00:02:51,414 But he doesn't have any hair. 51 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:53,033 I think The closest you can come 52 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,794 to knowing what it's like to be another person 53 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:59,833 is by getting a different hairstyle. 54 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:06,687 For example, here I am with Mr. Slick... 55 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:08,239 Flattop... 56 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:09,901 the co-worker who is thinking 57 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:13,896 of deep-frying a turkey this Thanksgiving... 58 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:16,376 the MRI technician... 59 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:19,209 the mayor's wife... 60 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,786 Rich South African Guy... 61 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:23,763 Hockey Guy... 62 00:03:23,758 --> 00:03:26,138 Hockey Guy II. 63 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:28,407 Aaaaaah! 64 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:30,723 Super Saiyan II. 65 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:32,104 ♪♪ 66 00:03:32,103 --> 00:03:34,243 [ Indistinct conversations ] 67 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:35,621 Unfortunately, 68 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:38,070 I lack the coarse hair and bravery it takes 69 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,718 for a haircut. 70 00:03:39,724 --> 00:03:43,104 But I think it's at least important to imagine, 71 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:45,553 for empathy's sake. 72 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,071 When it comes down to it, 73 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:50,788 waiting for someone is just a nice thing to do. 74 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:52,933 Think of a hospital waiting room 75 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:54,591 or someone who waits for a loved one 76 00:03:54,586 --> 00:03:56,716 to serve a prison sentence. 77 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:59,284 What's more romantic than that? 78 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:00,965 If my wife goes to jail, 79 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:05,375 I will wait for her, as long as it's not murder. 80 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,479 Joe! Get over here 81 00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:09,622 before you start talking to the plants! 82 00:04:10,758 --> 00:04:12,208 Yes, Carol. 83 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:14,236 ♪♪ 84 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:20,211 So, it's true what say -- it really is a beauty parlor. 85 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:21,926 [ Laughter ] 86 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:24,241 Joe, when are you gonna ask me out? 87 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:25,901 I think I'm pretty -- 88 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:27,446 Honey, I'm just teasing you. 89 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:30,548 Your nana told us all about your new girlfriend. 90 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:33,141 That's Carol, Nana's best friend. 91 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:36,477 That girl is too nice. He needs to be yelled at a bit. 92 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:39,412 Lulu, my best friend Gene's best friend. 93 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,413 I like her. She's grounded. 94 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,033 Nana, my best friend. 95 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,414 She sounds unattractive. 96 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:47,723 Roe, she's critical. 97 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:50,724 And Louise -- her best friend is wine. 98 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,794 Oh, Roe, I think she's very handsome. 99 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:54,903 Don't you, Joe? 100 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:56,756 Yeah, of course. She's my girlfriend. 101 00:04:56,758 --> 00:04:58,588 [ Laughter ]If you catch my drift. 102 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:01,066 [ Laughter ]Oh, whoa! 103 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,448 -It's true. -That's perfect. 104 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,788 Nana, would you say that waiting 105 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:07,313 gets easier or harder as you get older? 106 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,030 It has to do with patience. 107 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:10,724 And you learn it as you go on, or you just -- 108 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:12,834 Yeah. I think -- I think 109 00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:15,787 I am much more patient now than I used to be. 110 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,383 The things that you thought were so important 111 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:19,619 just really aren't. 112 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,720 Yeah, but aren't there days 113 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:23,764 when you want to run the person right off the road 114 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,548 -'cause they're in your way? -Yeah. 115 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:28,281 Especially in construction situations. 116 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:30,655 You are the one who has the choice 117 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:33,925 whether you will take it hard or you will take it easy, 118 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:36,861 and it's much better for you to just take it easy. 119 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,382 Oh. Waiting seems a little bit easier 120 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,069 when you've had a glass of wine. 121 00:05:40,068 --> 00:05:42,238 [ Laughter ] 122 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,591 Now you know how it feels. [ Laughs ] 123 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:48,236 I was just wondering, do you have any special techniques 124 00:05:48,241 --> 00:05:50,071 that you use to help pass the time? 125 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:53,098 I try to think about what my next adventure would be. 126 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,593 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 127 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:55,996 What are you thinking about now? 128 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,760 I don't think there's enough time left in my life 129 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,098 to travel to all the places I want to get to. 130 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,763 Well, where is the next place you want to go? 131 00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:07,858 The next one is going to be South Dakota... 132 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,282 so going to do that. 133 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:10,925 Get in the car and just go. 134 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:13,591 Do you have any techniques to help pass the time, Carol? 135 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:16,896 I do visit the casinos. My life is not boring. 136 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:19,236 Time seems to go by fast at the casino. 137 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:21,411 Yeah, unfortunately. 138 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,453 Other things go fast at a casino, too. 139 00:06:23,448 --> 00:06:25,138 [ Laughter ] Oh! 140 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,067 If it wasn't for TV, I don't think I would do anything. 141 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,098 I watch "Blue Bloods." 142 00:06:29,103 --> 00:06:30,593 -Oh. -Yes. 143 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:32,096 -I don't quite get that. -How about Tom Selleck? 144 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:33,693 Yes. Oh, I -- That's right. 145 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:36,619 -Young, old, in-between? -Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:39,100 My Nana and I are similar 147 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:43,073 in that we both prefer to listen in social situations. 148 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,618 [ Indistinct conversations ] 149 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,900 Oh, yeah.[ Laughter ] 150 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,616 When you're with the right people 151 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:51,410 it's not important to say much. 152 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:52,933 Popped it out. 153 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:54,591 I mean, they killed her off to get rid of her. 154 00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:56,656 Then again, someone's got to fill the air. 155 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:58,445 I don't think they ever found the girl's body, 156 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:00,548 but they're pretty sure she's dead. 157 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:01,971 When she wants, 158 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,965 Nana knows how to pick her spots, too. 159 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:08,135 And the squirrel puts one hand out, second paw. 160 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:11,207 [ Laughter ] 161 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:13,546 [ Laughs ] 162 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:16,971 -And looked just like that? -Yeah. 163 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:20,235 Joe, come over here. I have something for you. 164 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:23,211 -Oh. -Leave my grandson alone. 165 00:07:23,206 --> 00:07:25,206 Joe: No, I-I can't. 166 00:07:25,206 --> 00:07:27,586 Oh, come on. You always used to do it. 167 00:07:27,586 --> 00:07:31,406 I know, when I was 5, but not today. 168 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,243 -Ohh. -Ohh. 169 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:36,381 I'm gonna go back and get an M&M, 170 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:39,379 but enjoy your hair appointment. 171 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:41,029 See you later. 172 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:45,098 Nana's friends used to give me a quarter. 173 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:47,933 if I'd sing them a song. 174 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:49,901 [ Clatters lightly ] 175 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:53,716 Now...I don't need their quarters. 176 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,384 [ Chuckles ] 177 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:59,451 I got quarters of my own. 178 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,903 [ Creaks lightly ] 179 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:08,932 ♪ I got a mule, her name is Sal ♪ 180 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:12,211 ♪ 15 miles on the Erie Canal ♪ 181 00:08:12,206 --> 00:08:16,306 ♪ She's a good old worker and a good old pal ♪ 182 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:19,240 ♪ 15 miles on the Erie Canal 183 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:20,661 ♪ We found some barges -- 184 00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:23,785 Joey, come on. Let's go next door. 185 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:25,903 -Ohh! -Great. Joey, great! 186 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,616 -Let's go next door. -Great! 187 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:32,070 ♪♪ 188 00:08:32,068 --> 00:08:35,758 [ Man shouting indistinctly on television ] 189 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:50,381 [ Man speaking indistinctly on television ] 190 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:58,622 Hey, Papa, can I have a quarter? 191 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,100 [ Man speaking indistinctly on television ] 192 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:02,973 I'll give you a quarter if you say "God damn it." 193 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,375 Yeah, me too. 194 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,209 Drop the "God" stuff. 195 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:10,411 Damn it. 196 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:12,793 Alright.[ Applause ] 197 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,413 One quarter per song...Here you go. 198 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:17,283 ...four to five quarters per swear. 199 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:18,755 That was a bad lesson 200 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,448 that got me into a lot of trouble later on. 201 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:24,408 But that's a story for another time. 202 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:27,213 Joey, honey, I'm ready. 203 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:30,406 Alright. Here we go. 204 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,033 See you next week, everybody. 205 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,244 We're getting fish fry. 206 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:34,551 -Bye! -Bye! 207 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:36,311 Your hair looks nice.[ Bell chimes ] 208 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:40,070 Ah, thank you. Ah... 209 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:42,548 [ Indistinct conversations ] 210 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:44,241 -Here you go. -Oh, thank you. 211 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,311 You're welcome. 212 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,310 Thanks, Kathleen. 213 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,520 You're welcome. Enjoy. 214 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:50,137 Oh, boy. Yeah. 215 00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:52,407 That looks great. 216 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:55,763 [ Indistinct conversations ] 217 00:09:57,689 --> 00:10:00,239 [ Crunching ] 218 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,241 Oh, it's kind of juicy today. 219 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,101 [ Chuckles ] 220 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:07,793 Mmm. 221 00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:10,033 This is so good. 222 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:12,384 It's fried fish.Mmm. 223 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,899 Of course it tastes good. 224 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:16,926 But the wait in the company make it taste, 225 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,901 uh, really good. 226 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,206 No, absolutely not. I called my brother. 227 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,786 I took a picture of these Nike shoes.Man: Mm-hmm. 228 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,313 And I called up Steve and I said, 229 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,550 "Hey, Steve, just look at your phone." 230 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:27,281 I got -- You know. Mm-hmm. 231 00:10:27,275 --> 00:10:29,965 And he said, "Yeah, I could use a new pair of shoes." 232 00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,895 You know what you do when you go to a garage sale -- 233 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,206 you buy everything.No I don't. 234 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:34,756 Yes, you do. I don't. Stop it. 235 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,788 Why do you say that?[ Both laugh ] 236 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,553 Why do you say that? It's my money, anyway, so... 237 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,591 It's -- It's not yours. 238 00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,446 How's your fish?My fish is good. 239 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:44,518 Yeah. I really love it. 240 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:45,757 I love garage sales. 241 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:51,278 ♪♪ 16901

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