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Please have your passports ready for inspection.

Do not leave your luggage unattended at any time.

For taxis, please proceed to exit two.

For pickups, please proceed to level...

I've got some news for you.

There's two of them.

One of them ruptured the womb.

Two boys?

A boy and a girl?

Two girls.

Congratulations.

You know girls who lie there like you do -

They like to masturbate.

I don't mind if you do.

What the hell are you doing?

Touching yourself is the devil's game, a sure way to Hell.

Hi.

Hey.

Anyone sitting here?

Oh sorry, please.

You must be hungry ...and thirsty.

Oh I'm Thomas.

Traveling?

Yeah, traveling.

So, what brought you here?

The plane.

You're funny.

A teacher on his lunch break?

It's the glasses isn't it?

No, just a poor uni student. Philosophy.

What's philosophy?

What's philosophy? What is philosophy?

That's good you are funny. I like that.

Oh sorry.

So... Where are you living?

Hostel, around the corner.

But I'm gonna look for something else. All the rooms are shared.

You don't like sharing rooms?

Well I don't know if you'd be interested but -

My friend just moved out of my shared house and -

Would be cheaper than a hostel.

Well I guess I could... Come and have a look.

What like, now?

You're not a rapist are you?

Just... A murderer.

We are women and we are strong, am I right?

We can be and we will be who ever we want to be.

For all you strong women out there - I am Annett.

I am here- not to sell you anything, oh no!

You gonna buy one?

What? I've never...

Revolutionary new program.

The good news is, you don't have to wait for years.

Right. Food? Yeah...

But remember, the strenght comes from your mind!

So, do you like it?

It's... Interesting. Like it's meant to look unnatural.

You're good.

I'm Seb, I teach the class here.

And this is not yours, it's one of your students'?

No no, it's mine. But it's cool you know-

I'm badly trying to... Try something bigger than myself.

Try and find a new style. You know?

I think it... Alienates people.

I didn't say I didn't like it.

Come to my class.

I... Didn't catch your name.

Hi, glad you made it.

Choose your weapons.

That reminds me, I still don't know your name.

It's Tuuli.

Tuuli? Does that mean something?

Wind... Breeze.

Hold on.

Hello, Seb, Sebastian Fitzgerald.

Right. And there's no way that...

You don't have a friend who could cover?

Ok, bye then.

Well, that's not good. Tanya can't make it.

That's a bit of a last minute.

I suppose I could ring around to try and get one of the other models but...

The chances that they're gonna get here in time...

And... Nobody wants to see me naked I'm pretty sure of that...

Ok, look, that's it. Sorry everyone for your wasted time tonight.

It's not your fault, just don't book her again.

I'll do it.

Excuse me?

I'll model. If you want.

How come you're still wearing your night gown?

Put your skirt on now, we can't be late for church.

You should be more like your sister.

I'm not going to church.

What do you mean you're not going?

I'm not interested. I'm not going.

She's just teasing you, mum.

Listen -

You'll either put the skirt on...

Or you will cry and put it on.

Eva...

You little whore.

She belongs to Satan.

Ok, that's great.

Now if you'd like to sit here then when ever you are...

Ready... We can get started.

Alright, good, ok everyone, here we go.

And Jesus said:

Let the little children come to me.

And do not hinder them.

For the kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these.

Tuuli, that was phenomenal, what a champ!

Was I... Was my body ok?

You're a natural.

Thank you again, you really saved us, here's your pay.

And if you'd like to do some modeling again you're always welcome.

Give me a call.

Hey, hey dude, have you seen this?

It's art.

Yeah you keep telling yourself that.

She's weird. Hot, but weird.

Then stop perving you idiot!

Oh great I'm starving!

Thought you might be.

So, how was it today?

Yeah ok.

You know I could get you a job at the university cafe if you like.

You don't want me to model, do you?

It's not that, I just thought you might wanna do something...

Something else.

Well I don't.

Dinner? I know.

You're old.

You're so old you could be my dad.

Is that what you want me to call you?

Daddy..

Come here daddy...

Alright, that's our time for today.

It's like, why do conceptual art -

If you don't understand your own concept of living?

What do you think Tuuli?

I was once making this piece out of moss you know -

There's a lot of it where I grew up and...

And I was thinking, man, this moss -

Doesn't have to think about it's purpose.

It just is, and yet, it has a purpose, you know.

And the concept of moss, it's like...

It's green, and moist and mossy.

She is good. Isn't that accent adorable.

Yeah that was convincing. You should be an actress.

Actually, a friend of mine is directing a play.

And I think you'd be perfect for it.

Excuse me.

Here you go grumpy face.

No thanks.

I think I'd like to leave soon, actually.

I'm not very good, socially.

Fine.

You're not coming home?

I'm having a good time.

Long time no see, trouble in paradise?

With him? No we're not together.

You're not?

So about that play...

This is just a portrait class. No need to change.

Just take a seat.

It's important if you can include the shading.

Cause she's got quite an angular face. Have a look...

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Girls, girls, stop it!

Tuuli and Suvi, what on Earth is wrong with you?

She started it.

She's such a spoiled baby.

Can't do this, can't do that, so mum wouldn't get upset.

Mother Mary!

Now you've made your sister cry, are you happy now?

Yes I am.

Oh, dear...

It just gives it more definition. Have you got any questions?

Thank you.

Here's the flavour of the month.

Haven't seen you since last night.

I've just come by to tell you that you're in.

In what?

The play, you know, theatre.

I spoke to Frank and -

He is really keen to have you on board.

Ok.

We could have had heaps of other actresses do the part -

You know, but we just thought there was something...

About you that was just a lot more -

Artistic...

Sure.

So I'll tell you when rehearsals are -

They won't be for a couple of months or anything like that...

Well I better get going then, meditation awaits. Namaste.

Do you ever think we could...

Be together like a...

Proper... Couple?

Look at her tight little pussy.

Don't you wanna fuck her?

I do.

And I'm gonna stare at you doing it.

I'm gonna enjoy it.

Good work.

Thanks.

Smoke? Or you one of those health nuts?

Need a lift?

I'm not much of a drawer.

I do chainsaw sculpting.

I carry some pretty big logs.

I'd like to try it - chainsaw... Sculpting.

I can teach you.

Where did you get this truckload of honey from Ben?

Yeah, shut your hole arsehole.

Don't worry about these crackheads.

The no good Josh, gay Andrew -

My brother Dunc and the lovely Maddie.

What the fuck are you hanging out with these losers for Maddie?

Shut up moron.

Yeah alright guys that's enough.

Tuuli is just here to see some art.

You've come to the wrong place.

Let's go on the tour.

Hey don't forget to show her the bedroom.

Here's one of me bad boys. Stand back a little.

Then you just use a bit more detail and finish it all off with sandpaper.

Can I try it?

Can I see your muscles?

Hey guys, who let Arnold Schwarzenegger in?

Just, hold it. Yeah.

Like this?

Now there's going to be a bit of a kick when it starts.

Do it.

Cut into this one. Yeah that a girl.

I'll teach you a bit more next time.

Staying for a beer?

Sure.

How was it?

Yeah not too bad. Didn't kill anyone in the process.

Sausages anyone?

Finally some food!

Oi dickhead, you bring some food next time -

And then maybe you can complain about the service.

Hey Dunc, grab us a beer mate!

Fuck you too.

Good morning sunshine.

Hey I don't deserve that.

I didn't touch you with a fingernail.

Any breakfast in this house?

Beer and pancakes.

But I think we're out of pancakes.

What is it with you women always throwing things at me?

Cans, pillows...

Engagement rings....

I better get going, sort out somewhere to live.

Really?

Yeah.

You can always crash here if you want.

We can go and get your stuff.

So is there going to be someone here to beat me up for stealing you?

You're a strong man, you can take it right?

He's not home I don't think.

It's funny...

Although two are cut from the same tree, yet one is more beautiful.

Hair and everything is more beautiful than Tuuli's.

Angel's hair.

What did you do? Break the poor buggers heart?

Hold on.

Mi casa es su casa.

We have a new housemate in the big brother house.

Make us a cuppa would you.

Don't really have room for you to stay but-

You can crash at mine if you want.

Josh is staying in the living room at the moment.

Until he sorts some shit out with his missus.

Yeah get fucked.

So, where you from?

Finland.

That's near Switzerland isn't it?

Sweden.

Well done.

Switzerland, Sweden. Sounds the same to me.

Hey, that's cheeky.

What did I tell you about throwing things?

I might have to kick you out before you move in.

Who wants to smoke a joint with me?

This is my mum's house.

She died last year.

Been a bit of a rough year.

The dog went a month after that.

He was a good one.

Always happy and mum loved him.

Think he thought he was her husband.

We even called him daddy.

My old man he died when I was young.

Mum never met anyone after that.

The dog went soon after mum.

I just think he was missing her you know.

That's him over there. Daddy shortlegs.

It's just me and Dunc living here now.

My brother Dean, well-

He comes and goes but he is a bit of a wacko.

Unlike the rest of us.

What about you? Got family?

I'm an orphan.

Oh shit sorry.

Look at us hey, a pair of desperados.

It's all - war.

Life by definition -

Dean!

Is eternal war.

Dean!

What?

Grab us a beer mate!

Yeah, ok.

They're in the fridge.

Yes I know. Fussy bloody pissant.

Yeah I can't go tonight. Gotta take care of some business.

Selling drugs you mean?

Don't say it out loud babe!

Don't call me babe!

Sorry babe!

I can give you a lift there but you have to get a taxi home.

Hey, how are you getting home?

Tram I think.

Oh well, we can give you a lift can't we Wills?

I didn't draw it, it was just a correction. I liked it.

Have a look at the paintings in the back.

I've just bought them off an old friend. They're good, ey?

How long have you guys been together?

Wow what has it been now, twenty?

Twenty one years my dear.

Any kids?

No, just the two of us.

Two of us is plenty.

It's a good number for us.

Just here.

Is this it?

Yep.

See you next time.

Did you hear something?

Yeah I gotta get the brakes fixed.

Do you think we should have invited her back to our place?

Are you thinking about her?

Who, the model? Maybe.

She's fit, just your type don't you think.

Or your type? Especially the wig.

You're my type you filthy bitch.

Maybe we should invite her back here for a threesome?

Oh yeah, oh yeah?

Let me show you what a man can do!

Stop you fantasizing of pussy!

Wings.

Is it cause you're an angel?

No.

No it's so that I can fly away when ever I need to.

I'll taste yours if you taste mine.

Ben!

Suzie.

How you doing?

Just the usual thanks.

Great, thanks Ben. See you around.

Have I told you about Lucky and Linda?

Don't think so.

Lucky is an old friend of mine.

Went to France a couple of years ago that's right near Switzerland isn't it?

Yes.

Only kidding, I know you're from Sweden.

Anyway, he met Linda over there.

And she's come to move here. How cool is that?

Very.

Well, I invited them over for dinner tonight.

So you guys can talk about Europe and shit.

What do you do?

I do modeling.

You know, nude modeling.

And recently Ben's been teaching me some sculpting.

But isn't it too loud?

Don't care. Don't have to listen to my own thoughts.

I like it here. And I love the men too.

They have so low self esteem it's cute.

Not like the French men - oh no no no.

But it's not so easy with the visa you know.

So- we're planning to get married with Lucky. Things will make easier.

Oh, he's out all night to get Lucky.

You, stop hurting my future husband in this instant!

Feisty, bueno!

You wanna beer?

No I'm good mate.

Well that was fun wasn't it?

Yeah alright.

Yeah I knew you two would hit it off.

So what did you talk about?

She just told me that she didn't like French men and -

That she was gonna marry him for the visa.

Not necessarily.

Did she ask you anything?

Yeah where I was from and...

Would have loved to be a fly on the ceiling for that conversation.

You hardly tell me anything.

I told you I'm an orphan, can you just drop it?

So what? You lived in an orphanage.

It was more like a...

What's the word? Uhm, monestry.

Oh wow, that's intense.

What was that like?

There was a lot of God involved -

Sin and doing the wrong thing and...

Some of us being better than some others.

What the nuns would like compare you to each other?

Yeah there was one particular woman yes and...

One particular girl I was being compared with all the time.

One of us was an angel and -

The other one was the hells angel.

One of us had been born bad.

You don't really believe that shit do you?

Oh wow.

What so there was...

Like no one you could talk to?

Sometimes I thought my sister -

Sister?

Don't you mean a sister?

What?

I'm only fucking with you.

I lived in a house. Foster home.

They were fine.

I'd be pissed off if I wasn't so relieved.

Shit.

You should be an actor.

You really made me believe you were that girl just then.

I was gonna tell you about that pedo teacher when I was young but -

Guess you'd think I was making the whole thing up.

Well I wasn't.

Making it up.

What's that?

You don't wanna touch that.

It's ketamine.

Horse tranquiliser.

I take it when I can't sleep.

One tab - will have you out for hours and hours.

Did you hear that...

I don't know what's...

Ok guys, listen - it sounds like some of you probably already know so...

Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

There's been a terrible accident.

A fire, a cigarette in bed apparently -

Kate didn't survive.

Will is in a coma but the doctors are confident that he will recover.

Anyway, the question is - do we wanna keep drawing today?

We'll still pay you, obviously.

Thanks guys.

Wait! Mum didn't mean it!

Why the fuck do you defend her?

Because you're an angel and I'm a whore.

But you're no longer the image of God -

Since you paint your face and change your hair.

I'll even get a tattoo if I want.

She can keep her fucking God!

If you could at least try and not swear.

I swear to fucking God I will!

Suvi, I meant what I said.

One day you'll...

Truckloads of honey. I thought I told you to take a taxi!

It's ok, I know. C'mon.

Are you ok?

I know how you feel. I feel like this sometimes.

It can get hard when you're not in your own country.

Me an Lucky we came around to invite you guys to our wedding.

We decided on a date.

We thought, why wait you know.

We know that's what we want so we'll just do it.

Perfect. You can get in now, it's warm enough.

We'll make you a nice glass of wine for when you come out ok.

I did the right thing.

Sorry?

See I didn't lie, here's a glass of wine.

Well guys, we've got a really early start hey and...

We really should hit the road.

Head back home to good old Studio 54 on Wall street.

Is that what you call it? Studio 54.

Call this dump the Taj Mahal in that case.

Anyway, good to see you mate.

Yeah mate.

Come back to bed, I miss you already. My cat is missing it's pussy.

What the fuck is this?

Pussy - Cat.

Have you gone mental?

Honeycakes, I was just joking.

Stop pretending like we are a couple!

No one owns me.

I didn't say I owned you.

Well are you going modeling?

No, I don't do that anymore remember?

I don't need money now that I live here in the big brother house.

Hey, Lucky, Tuuli is here.

Hey buddy, how you going?

I was just wondering, if I could stay here tonight?

Of course.

Rise and shine!

Qui a faim? Who'd like some brekkie?

Uh, moi moi moi moi moi!

And toi toi toi?

No thanks.

Today's our big day. We're going wedding cake tasting.

Tough job but someone's got to do it.

Well have fun.

Anyone home?

I'm out here.

Hey! How was your day?

Yeah alright.

Linda got called into work, it's a double.

So it's just us tonight.

She's a hard worker that girl.

Anyway, I'm starving. Turns out that eating cake all day-

- doesn't quite cover all the food groups.

So I'll, I'll wash up, I'll have a quick shower.

And then I'll make us something to eat.

I'll make it.

Cheers.

Are you just getting married so that Linda can stay in the country?

No. It will help sure, but it's not the reason we're doing it.

Yeah I figured. She'll get her visa and off she goes.

I don't think so.

Well, how well do you really know her?

Pretty well I think.

I'm just saying...

Be careful. You know, people can be deceitful.

Can I tell you a secret?

Sure.

I had someone once. Someone that I really cared about and...

She was going through some tough times. I was helping.

I was really helping.

But then in the end she just wanted to leave me.

So, would hate for that to happen to you.

She?

So was it a... Lover? Or a friend, or?

I'm sorry, I think I've given you the wrong...

Look I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.

Oh, look, I'm...

Have some more wine!

I really shouldn't...

Please it will make me feel better.

What time did you say Linda will be home?

Not for three or four hours at least.

Cheers.

Tell me about you and Linda.

She's my spark.

My life was pretty, pretty dark before I met her.

Oh yeah?

I used to drink.

Used to drink a lot.

And then I'd do things that I was ashamed of.

And then the next day I'd feel shit about myself.

And then, I'd go up to the wall again.

You know that one at the end of the street there.

And I'd sit up there and I'd look over the edge...

And I'd think to myself. Well, what if you did it?

What if you just - jump?

Would anyone even care?

It's actually a little bit of a famous spot -

- for all the local antiheroes.

May you rest in peace.

Do you think her spark has something to do with you two being together?

I'd like to think it has yeah.

It took a while for her to trust me when -

- when we first got together.

Oh yeah?

She'd been hurt. Really badly.

Her ex and her best friend - cheated on her.

Oh God.

Oh, poor baby.

I just... I feel really tired all of a sudden.

I won't keep you up, go to bed.

Good night.

Bonne nuit.

Hey.

Sorry to wake you up.

I just got home and Lucky isn't here.

I was just wondering if you know where he might be.

And... I got this message from him.

It says, My Spark - that's what he calls me, I'm so sorry.

I don't understand.

What... Is happening Tuuli?

Well, he came home all tired and I made him dinner and -

We had some wine...

Yeah sure.

I don't really know how to tell you this.

He just said something about how radiant I looked and -

Then he made a move on me.

He did what?

Well he tried to, you know, kiss me and...

I said no but... He left all angry.

Is this the home of Lucky Silver?

Yes. Why?

And you are?

His fiancé. I guess.

I'm sorry but we have some bad news.

Hey Linda. What's up mate?

What?

Are you ok?

What?

Tuuli!

Can you put it down?

Lucky killed himself.

Did you hear she has to go back now?

They weren't married so her visa runs out in a couple of weeks.

Not that that matters right now.

Not so lucky after all. Poor bastard.

Please don't go, come back home instead.

Mum misses you.

I'll come and visit before I go. Because of you, not them.

Will you?

I will.

I'll have to pick up my passport, too.

You have a passport?

You do, too. You have to have an identification document. In society.

You're actually a bamboo curtain, you..

Probably even made in China.

It's only valuable as much as people say it's valuable...

Now that said I wouldn't even...

Dean!

Tuuli!

Dunk!

Dinner!

Ran into an old buddy while I was at the gym.

Tell you what he was surprised to see me there.

Been ages since I lifted a finger in that place.

Feel pretty good though.

He was however, suspicious if there was a lady in my life.

What did you say?

Maybe there was.

Where you off to?

Got a rehearsal. Got a show next week. I told you.

Oh I can drive you, hang on.

It's alright, Frank is picking me up.

Well, what time will you be home?

This is not my home.

One. Two.

Peel.

So, my friend.

What do we - do now?

We have come across a female of the species.

I suppose we should do - something.

We owe it - to ourselves.

We owe it to the universe.

Let's do it!

Oh, alright yeah you're gonna get it right, oh...

I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck.

Nine months later.

Wake up Eve. Wake up.

We said - wake up!

Masks!

I was born a girl not a woman.

I was born a girl not a woman.

So take away your diamond rings. I don't wanna see those things.

Let me be a little girl. I'm not ready for the world.

I'm not ready I'm not ready, I'm not ready for the world.

Let me be a little girl. I'm not ready for the world.

Music!

I was born a girl not a woman!

I was born a girl not a woman!

So take away your diamond rings. I don't wanna see those things.

Let me be a little girl. I'm not ready for the world.

I'm not ready I'm not ready, I'm not ready for the world.

Let me be a little girl. I'm not ready for the world.

Stop!

Guys that was so intense.

I've never experienced anything like it.

It was like...

This deeply... Politically... Spiritual... Experience.

I didn't get it.

Well there's nothing to understand. That's the point.

Guys, guys - guys, one second, guys!

I would just like to thank every one of you for coming.

And I'd just like to quote my inspiration for the piece.

Of course by the master.

Blondes make the best victims.

They're like... Virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprint.

So... What did you think guys?

Oh it was better than Peter Brook!

Well done guys!

It was shit!

Wanna get out of here mate?

Sharpener?

For your chainsaws.

Happy birthday to you!

Oh c'mon you cunts help me out!

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tuuli!

Happy birthday to you! Hip hip. Hurray!

Hip hip. Hurray! Hip hip. Hurray!

How did you know?

I saw in on your passport.

You went through my stuff?

Not exactly.

Oh c'mon babe, I wanted to surprise you.

Oh wait here...

Josho!

Yeah mate!

It's awesome!

Looks like Tuuli's got a twin sister.

What's wrong babe?

Oh I can put clothes on it if you don't want it naked.

Oh wait, I forgot. I have something for you. It's in the truck.

I'll wait here.

Don't run away!

Why, Suvi?

Don't know who you are. I don't understand.

What?

Do you speak English at all?

Why are you wearing my clothes and my wigs?

Why did you kill our parents?

You were always their favourite, their little angel.

Mum would have stood on the way of my mission.

And dad...

Dad never loved me. Not the way he loved you.

But you know what dad did to me!

And yet he wouldn't touch me.

What was wrong with me?

You thought I liked it?

Wanted it?

And what... What mission?

You were so you. You didn't care about God.

You did what you wanted. You went out.

You met people.

You made something of yourself.

I know they brainwashed you but they...

They ruined me!

I didn't have a choice. I had to get away!

You...

It was always about you and your little problems!

Not everyone is born to be an angel!

You think I had it easy?

I had to be perfect.

I had to do what God wanted.

You know what?

I am thirty years old and I have no idea how to be with a man.

You were all I had.

And then, you decided you wanted to leave me.

I was only going away for a while!

So then I realized mum and dad had been right all along.

One of us did belong to Satan!

I was just weak to feel so attached to you all those years.

I needed to be strong and independent, just like you.

That was your mission to show me that!

My mission, is to help separate people.

Cause people need to be alone so that they can serve God better.

So I needed to be without you.

And I needed to become you.

This isn't...

That is not me at all!

Well it is now!

Imagine, we lived by the lake all our lives but you didn't learn to swim.

Or even to walk on water.

Truckloads!

What happened Tuuli? You're all wet!

I just went for a swim but I'm not who you...

You're going wild!

You look pretty good without the wig.

Anyway... You ready?

I realized, you're not an angel, you're an eagle.

Ok, photo!

Get you with my two birds, then I might go for a dip with you...

But I'm not...

Yeah ,yeah, yeah don't be shy!

Police! Don't move!

Get on your knees!

Wow, boys, boys, boys!

It's not him, it's the girl!

What the hell?

This has to be some sort of misunderstanding!

It's not me, I'm not her! It's not me.

No wings.

It's not me, I'm not her.