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If you're going someplace, why don't you take me with you?

How would you like to attend another barbecue?

What are you doing here? We moved the tribe down for his wedding to Moonbeam.

I'm too young to be a bride. Get your trousseau ready.

They let us go, but they sure mean business.

Duke, Duke. What happened?

They got me. They what?

They got me. Hey, Duke. No, no, Willoughby!

When you get back to New York,

tell the folks I died with my boots on.

Duke! Don't go away. All right, Willoughby.

Don't go away! Pull yourself together. I won't!

Were you ever shot? It's a burning feeling.

I don't mean indigestion. I know how you feel.

This is awful.

Wait a minute. Twice in the same place I got it.

Duke? It's a couple of cowboys at target practice.

I know...

What's the matter with you? Hmph!

Disappointed, eh?

That's it, that's right. You've got him.

How long did that take? 43 seconds, you're improving.

Yeah, but not enough. Bob, if you'll just do it like this.

If she don't like him, why's she doing that?

That's love. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Love is when you're parked in a car.

What do you think?

You're all right. There's nothing to it.

You expect me to do that? Sure, and better.

It was a great life while it lasted.

Mount from the squaw side, the right.

Well, here we go. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's it. Hold it.

That's it!

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Are ya hurt?

Oh, Bob.

Bob? Hi.

You faker!

What are you two doing here?

We're just watching. Yeah, she's teachin' him to...

To what? Two and two make four and four and four make eight.

And eight and eight... Then there's geography.

Get up to the barn. It's milkin' time.

Do I have to milk that bunch of cows?

No, not bunch, herd. Heard what?

Herd of cows. Sure, I heard of cows. Think I'm a dummy?

No, a cow herd. What do I care if a cow heard?

I didn't say anything to be ashamed of.

Do you know what a cow gives?

A cow gives milk. No, she don't.

You gotta take it away from her. Let's get over to the barn.

What are you doing down there?

Tryin' to do this. Don't lean on me!

Don't lean on me!

There must be a better way.

Can you move her over? Move the stuff over.

Get off the finger! Duke, she's on my hand.

Get it out. Get it out! Get it out!

Get it out yourself. You milk her from the back.

From the back? Certainly, not down there.

Cowboy! You've got to learn sometime.

Now what are you doing? There's none of those things up here.

Duke, give me a pail. Will you listen to me?

You milk her on the stool. Oh, on the stool?

On the stool. Now I know.

Get off there. Here. Stool.

Sit down. Huh?

Not you, the cow. What for?

I'm gonna milk her. No, no, no, here, put that under the udder.

The other what? The cow's udder.

Cow's other what? Under here, please!

Sit down there. Milk the cow. You mean under the crankcase.

All right, call it what you want. Get some milk.

Get some milk.

No?

Come on, come on, give me some milk.

Hey, you! Come on! Get in line!

I was here first. What are you trying to do?

Why don't you pick on somebody your size? I was here first.

I'm tryin' to get some milk myself, you know.

After all!

Must have run dry.

Don't look at me. It ain't my fault. First time I come here.

Hey, Duke! Duke, Duke. What's the matter?

Help me milk this cow. No, this is a steer. A steer don't give milk.

No? No!

Where does "steeralized" milk come from? Make it snappy.

I'm dying for a drink of raw milk. Okay.

All you get in restaurants is "A" milk and "B" milk. Bee milk?

Do bees give milk? No, honey.

Thanks, dear. Oh, come on, get with it.

Oooh! A four-tube set.

How do you tune it in?

You can never trust a woman, can ya?

Will ya cut it out? Dare ya to do it once more.

She did. Give me somethin'.

You do it once more I'll...

Once more...

I guess that'll hold ya.

Oh!

This is a fine time to be sleeping.

Come on, get up. Come on, wake up.

What's the matter? What happened? Come on.

What's the matter with you? Peanuts! Hot dogs! Milk!

Uh-oh!

That's trouble. Wait a minute.

This looks bad.

"We've got the Indian sign on you. Get a wedding license ready or else!"

Or else? I'm gettin' sick and tired of havin' Indians threaten me.

I'll give 'em 10 minutes to get out of town.

How long? I'll give 'em five minutes to get out of town.

How long? Give me 10 seconds and I'll be packed.

Are you gonna let them get away with that? No!

That's a boy. I'll get those dirty redskins!

I knew it was in ya. Which way did these arrows come from?

That way! That way? Let's... go this way!

This lovely day has lengthened

Into evening

We'll sigh good-bye

To all we've ever had

Alone where we have walked together

I'll remember April

And be glad

I'll be content

You loved me once in April

Your lips were warm

And love and spring were new

But I'm not afraid of autumn

And her sorrow

For I'll remember

April and you

The fire will dwindle

Into glowing ashes

For flames and love live

Such a little while

I won't forget

But I won't be lonely

I'll remember April

And I'll smile

The fire will dwindle

Into glowing ashes

For flames and love live such a little while

I won't forget

But I won't be lonely

I'll remember April

And I'll smile

This ought to scare the daylights out of'em. It better.

I spent the best part of the day carvin' that face. Rush it up.

Over here, across from his bunk. Here they come!

It's dark in here. Put on the lights.

They got me. They got me. Where?

Right in the middle of the excitement. Somebody's tryin' to kid you.

Funny kind of kiddin'. Every time I turn around you know what happens?

What? Some Indian lets go with an arrow... right by my kisser.

Come on, let's go to bed.

Hiya, partner.

Duke! Duke! What's the matter?

It's only a dummy. Look at it!

Those three boys put that there to scare you.

They're very successful. Touch it. It's only a dummy.

Feel it. That's all there is to it.

Come on, let's wash up.

I'm not scared of you.

Willoughby, go get me the soap. Go get me the soap.!

Go get it yourself!

Willoughby, go get me the soap.!

I'm not gonna get it.! No.!

Go get me the soap, Willoughby.!

All right. That's better.

Dummy, eh?

I wish you was the other guy you look like.

I'd let you have it.

Mmm!

Fine joint. Ain't even a place to hang your hat.

I mean...

A knife, zip, right through my hat.

That's ridiculous.

No.! Come on, come on.!

Hey, Duke! It was right...

What do you know? What do you know...

There's your hat and there's no knife in it. No?

That hole wasn't put there by a moth.

Come here, I'll prove this Indian is only a dummy.

Get over here. What are you afraid of?

Look. Look. Now get with it and go to bed.

No more of this nonsense.

Dummy, huh?

You look like a guy that gave me Indian springwater.

The roof's leakin'.

I'd have sworn that guy moved.

Did you move? No.

I'll fix you. Put this in your mouth.

That's good. I'm gettin' hysterical or something.

I don't know.

It's only a dummy. No dummy's gonna do that...

Come here. No, I don't want to go in.

I'm tellin' ya, he's alive. I saw the thing...

What got into you all of a sudden?

What are you afraid of? I'm tellin' you this Indian's alive.

He done an awful lot of things to me. You're crazy, it's impossible.

I'll show ya. Go ahead, show me.

Now what? What are you doing?

Nothin'. It didn't work.

See him take a kick at me. That's a dummy, dummy.

Well, he's alive. Go on, get in bed.

What's the matter with you all of a sudden?

That's no way to act. Get into your nightgown and get some rest.

Where are you going? I'm gonna change in the closet.

I'm bashful. All right, go ahead in the closet.

What kept you? I was a little long, wasn't I?

Certainly, get to bed. I'll turn out the lights.

I don't want to hear of Indians from you anymore.

Understand? Get in there.

Don't mention Indians. That's all I do is think of'em.

I'm always dreamin' of'em. Think of something else.

Beautiful girls. I'll think of beautiful girls,

but I'll dream about Indians. Go to sleep.

How do you do? Something wrong?

Sanitarium? You the doctor? That's right.

Gotta have some rest. I need a lot of rest.

All night long when I sleep I see Indians.

Even when I turn around, I bump into Indians.

I gotta have rest. You've come to the right place.

You'll see no Indians here. Everything will be all right.

Just a minute, just a minute. Take it easy.

You're in bad shape. You do need a rest.

Wait, I'll see what I can do for you.

Fellas, do you mind giving this room up for tonight?

Come this way, please.

Come, come. Come on. Take it easy.

That's the boy. Oh, nurse? Yes?

This is your nurse.

Another Indian. You an Indian? You must be seeing things.

He's in bad shape. Make sure everything is quiet.

I gotta have rest. Hang your clothes up and get some sleep.

You'll be all right in the morning. If you need me, just call.

What a beautiful bed of roses. I think I'll water them.

That's enough, that's enough.

That's enough! That's plenty!

I'm gettin' plenty of rest tonight anyway.

Bite the dust! I won't!

You will. You will. I won't. I won't.

Oooooh!

Come in at once! Water! Pocahontas fainted.

Fainted? Yes, John Smith ran away with Minnehaha.

Phone for water! Phone for water?

I'll help you, kids. I'll phone. I don't like to see nobody faint.

Oh, boy, Pocahontas fainted. I want some water.

And I got it too.

- Bite the dust.! - I won't.!

- You will.! - I won't.!

Oooooh.!

I got him... with my finger.

Didn't work. Run out of bullets.

That's enough. Enough for me.

What are you doing? You want to shoot me?

Would you like to have your palm read?

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

General Custer.!

Sitting Bull.!

Duke! Duke! Hey, Duke! Wake up, will ya? Yeah?

I'm scared. What's the matter?

The whole room is full of Indians. Where, where?

I saw two guys come in. "Bite the dust. " "I won't!"

The other guy shot him! Bang! Took him out!

Come here, come here! You've been dreaming.

What is it all about? A flock of Indians all over the room!

What do you mean, flock of Indians? Plenty of Indians.

There's not a single Indian here. Oh, no?

No! I know, they're married and got children.

What are you talkin' about? Everybody was in the room, but that one that throws knives.

Remember the hat? Are you still afraid of that?

Afraid? You think he's still around?

I'll prove to you he's not. Come here, come here.

He's not here. He's not here.

He's not here. He's not here.

He's not here.

If I know you, you're gonna do one of two things.

You're gonna break her heart or your neck.

Either way, you're gonna break my pocketbook.

Mr. Mitchell? Yeah?

I'm Ace Anderson. How are ya? Mr. Conway, my nursemaid.

How are you? Good evening.

I own a club downtown and I haven't seen you around.

I've been busy getting ready for the rodeo.

Sam Shaw figures the Lazy "S" team is a cinch to win with you on it.

I'm handling a $1,000 bet for him.

Mr. Shaw didn't strike me as being a betting man.

He isn't as a rule, but he spent so much money remodeling this place,

I guess he's counting on getting some of it back.

I'll be seeing you down at the club. Good-bye.

Mr. Anderson!

Look out, that guy didn't come just to talk.

I know it.

Yeah? I'll handle Mr. Shaw's bet myself at 10-to-1.

10-to-1? That's right, but my name's got to be kept out of it.

It's a deal.

Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't you riding for the Lazy "S" team? Uh-huh.

You're betting $10,000 that your own team loses? That's right.

That makes it simpler, doesn't it?

I'll be seeing ya.

You know what that guy thinks? Let him think it.

Ten thousand smackers. You go and kill yourself in that rodeo...

just to make sure her old man wins that dough.

I give up.

Hey, Duke, you know what? I would love to dance.

Why don't you? I gotta learn how to do those kind of dances.

Go on out and do it. I'd like to.

Go ahead. You know the last...

Hey, Duke, I've been robbed. What's the matter?

I've been robbed. In here? You've been robbed?

I had it when I left the bunkhouse. You had what?

My other leg! I want to dance with the girls like everybody else.

Your other leg? I only got one leg!

What are ya talkin' about? What do you know?

Am I happy? You should be.

Hello. Do you dance? Why, yes.

You have nice weather for it. Sit down.

What's on your mind, Ace? I just wanted you to know...

that I bet 20 grand of my own money that the Lazy "S" loses tomorrow.

Why tell me? Well, see that you don't happen to win any events.

You ought to speak to Bronco Bob Mitchell. He's the headman.

I'm not worried about him. He'll see that they lose.

Bob Mitchell had me bet 10 grand at 10-to-1...

that the Lazy "S" outfit loses.

That's where I got my information.

Ace, I think you're lying.

Whether you are or not, I'm riding to win and no one's gonna stop me.

Same old couples forward and back

Forward again and sides dividing

You swing in the center and you swing on the side

With an Alabama left to the old left hand and back

We got orders from Ace to take you with us.

Here we go with the old mess wagon and a hind wheel broke

And the axle draggin' Meet your partner, promenade

You know where and I don't care

Hey, what kind of old-fashioned jive is that you've got

Take it from me, pops It's not so hot

You say it's an old square dance affair

Well, you're right there It sure is square

Don't be a chump Do a square dance but make it jump

What you say we all go rockin' and reelin'

Make the old Virginia reel really hop

The corn will thrive if you plant it in jive

I'll bet that it pops your top

Hit the timber and go rockin' and reelin'

Do the boogie if the beat is in eight

You're just nowhere if you dance in a square

'Cause you'll swing like a rusty gate

Put rhythm to your do-si-doin'

It's easy to make it mix

Keep jumpin' when you're heel and toein'

If you really want to get your kicks

Swing your partner when you're rockin' and reelin'

Do your dancin' like you haven't a care

You'll be first class You'll be cookin' with gas

If you go rockin' round the square

Ruby, Ruby We want Ruby

She's the gal on the mellow side

Ruby, come on, Ruby, just let rhythm be your guide

Give the calls Make 'em up

Do it in jive and break 'em up

Well, if you want me to do it I'll have these cats come on fit to kill

And we'll show you how they rock the square back in Harlem on Sugar Hill

Now if you really want to get your boots laced

Start out with the old shim-sham

And play back that jive I laid on you, pops

You're on your own So cut out and jam

What ya say we all go rockin' and reelin'

Make the old Virginia reel really hop

The corn will thrive if you plant it in jive

I'll bet it pops your top

Hit the timber go rockin' and reelin'

Do the boogie-woogie if the beat is in eight

You're just nowhere if your dancin' is square

'Cause you swing like a rusty gate

Put rhythm to your do-si-doin' It's easy to mix

Keepjumpin'when you're heelin'and toein'if you want to get your kicks

Swing your partner Go rockin' and reelin' like you haven't a care

You'll be first class You'll be cookin'with gas

Heelin', toein' Rock, rock rockin' 'n' reelin'

Rock, rock rockin' 'n' reelin'

When you're rockin' around the square

But, Miss Anne, that's what that fella told Alabam.

That's true, 'cause I heard it with my one good ear. This one...

This one over here. This one over here.

I don't believe it. Bob wouldn't bet against himself.

Then why not ask Alabam? Oh, no.

Morning, everybody. Uh-oh, there he is.

Why you, I ought to haul off and give you the dirtiest look you ever had in your life.

What is this? What's going on? Bob,

did you make a bet through Ace Anderson that the Lazy "S" would lose?

Oh, you heard?

Listen, I'm gonna ride today and I'm gonna ride to win.

As far as I'm concerned, you can do all your riding on a train heading east.

Now listen... I want to...

What are you doing?

Hey, wait a minute, you guys got a customer. Let's get going.

You don't understand. Oh, yes, we do. You're a bad boy!

You got me wrong. Oh, no! We ain't got you wrong.

If I got you wrong, I hope I knock a fender off this car.

Okay, get in. We're wrong.

So that's why I wanted to lose the money.

Ten thousand buckaroos to win a girl? That's love, all right.

That's inflation. It's all your fault. You had to spoil a romance.

You and your eavesdropping. Eavesdropping?

I never dropped an eave in my life.

I ought to give you back to the Indians. Anything but that!

What do you know? Somebody must be usin' a slingshot.

Sit still. I'll get it.

All right, reach.

Come on, give me your gun.

What's the big idea? Take it easy and you won't get hurt.

I'll go get help!

Ooo-ooo-ooo!

I don't care what your reasons were for betting on the Lazy "S" to lose.

I can be positive they don't win by holding you and Alabam.

Yeah, we got you good, Bronco Bob.

It ain't as easy to escape from here as it was in them books of yours.

Why? Are you a fan of mine? I'll say I am.

You know that book, I Escaped from Outlaws? That was swell.

Remember, Ace, I was readin'it to you.

That took place in a cabin like this, didn't it? Yeah, it did.

There I was, a prisoner. The outlaw chief was pacing up and down.

The window was open. Now let's see...

Come on!

Help!

Hey, you're hurt. Never mind that. Let's get back to the rodeo.

Let's make sure our friend stays here first.

I gotta get help. We should have stayed and fought it out with them.

Hey, hey, look! Stop, stop, stop.

Look! Look! Oh, just Indians.

Come on, get going!

Come on, step on it! Go ahead, step on it! Go away.

Come on, they're getting closer.

Way back! They have no brakes!

Attaboy, Willoughby!

Come on, step on it!

Hey, take off your brake! Take off your brake!

Take off the brake? Take off your brake!

Take it off. Take it off! What do I do now?

Release it! Okay!

Here they come! Don't let go of the wheel!

Willoughby, grab the wheel.!

What did you let go of the wheel for?

I can't drive! What's the matter?

All right, I'll take care of everything.

What's the matter? What are you doing?

Hey, DiMaggio got another hit.

Put that down! Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Hey, look, no hands! No, don't!

Something wrong? See my hat?

No. There it is.

Thank you.

We got rid of the Indians.

Look out!

Sunday driver! Never mind him. Your troubles are behind you.

Hey, wait a minute.!

Oh, boy, that...

There they are again. Go ahead!

Oh, fluid drive.

Hey.! Who's chasing who?

Boy, was that a close shave. You said it.

Faster, faster. Keep it going.

Go get help, go get help! Come here, come here!

You went the wrong way! This way! Hurry up!

Hey! I didn't see that! Get it out!

Hey, Duke, does this place look familiar to you?

Ya dope! We're right back at the spot we started from!

Ain't I uncanny? You are. Now listen to me.

Take the turns I tell ya to take. Bob's in trouble. Now get going.

Let's see who's in this broncobusting contest.

I don't suppose there's any doubt of his showing up, is there, Conway?

This is dull stuff, Manning. What do you say we go find some real fun?

The next event is the girls'fancy-riding contest.

Good luck, there's a lot more at stake than the prize money.

A lot more? Yeah, Ace Anderson had somebody put up $10,000 that we'd lose.

Ten thousand do...

Why, Dad,

then Bob...

Bob wanted to lose so we'd win. That doesn't make sense.

It certainly does. Come on!

Hey, come on! Hey, Alabam! Get in the car.

He's hurt. Oh, it's nothing. It's just a little...

Oooooh! Blood.

The Lazy "S" outfit's in second place with 27 points,

including the first place won by Miss Anne Shaw.

And now the final contestant in broncobustin',

also representing the Lazy "S" Ranch,

that celebrated personality, Bronco Bob Mitchell.

Where's Bob? Has anyone seen him? No!

Alabam hasn't shown up either.

That's strange. Anne?

You don't mean that you want Bob to ride? Of course I want him to ride.

Bronco Bob Mitchell is wanted at the chutes. Judges are waiting.

He was gonna ride, was he?

Bronco Bob Mitchell, having failed to appear, the contest is forfeited.

The winner is... But wait, here he is!

Where have you been? Get Alabam to first aid right away.

What happened to him? He got shot. I'll explain later.

Look, about that bet... We know all about that. You get in there and ride!

Ride 'em, cowboy!

We win! We win! We win!

Hello, bridegroom.

Ride 'em, cowboy ride

We're all together side by side

All good men and every one a rooting tooting son of a gun

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy ride

Bust 'em high and wide

And when our pay's been roped and tied

We'll be off to paint the town to set 'em up and drink 'em down

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy ride

Give me a life out on the plains, a horse with lightning in his veins

And for my comrades the men of the West

A cowboy's friends are rough and tough but they're his friends and that's enough

They're tried and true men and they're the best

So ride 'em, cowboy ride

We're all together side by side

They're all good men and every one a rooting tooting son of a gun

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy ride

Bust 'em high and wide

And when our pay's been roped and tied

We'll be off to paint the town to set 'em up and drink 'em down

We're gonna ride 'em, cowboy ride