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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,072 Halley: SOMETIMES, LIFE IS SO PERFECT. 2 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,421 ISN'T IT? 3 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,118 IT HAS TO BE, 4 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,642 TO MAKE UP FOR THE HARD STUFF IT THROWS YOUR WAY. 5 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,735 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO WALK, 6 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,476 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TALK. 7 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,263 YOU HAVE TO WEAR 8 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,788 THAT TOTALLY RIDICULOUS HAT YOUR GRANDMA BOUGHT YOU. 9 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,921 YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER. 10 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,488 AND WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER, 11 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:39,229 EVEN THOUGH YOU GET TO CHOOSE YOUR HATS, 12 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,188 YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE WHAT THEY PUT 13 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:43,581 IN THOSE MEATBALLS AT THE CAFETERIA... 14 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,670 OR WHEN TO FALL IN LOVE. 15 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:53,678 THINGS HAPPEN, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DEAL. 16 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,077 Recording: AND BREATHE. 17 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,254 LET'S JUST THINK OF THE DAY 18 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,603 MY PARENT'S DIVORCE CAME THROUGH 19 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:09,085 AS "BIG, UGLY HAT DAY." 20 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:14,090 REFER TO DIAGRAM B ON PAGE 19-- 21 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,267 "THE TREE OF LIFE." 22 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,095 AND BREATHE. 23 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:23,143 Woman: ...ANYBODY BUT HIS OWN SELFISH PLEASURE. 24 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,144 Girl: MOM, PLEASE. 25 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:25,145 Recording: FOCUS. 26 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,320 Woman: I COULDN'T CARE LESS 27 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:29,192 ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S MID-LIFE CRISIS 28 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,195 AND COMPLETE MOCKERY OF HIS WEDDING VOWS. 29 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,503 I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T EXPECT ME-- 30 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,027 OH, HALLEY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 31 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,071 GUYS... 32 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,595 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 33 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,771 AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME WITH FLYING ICE, 34 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:43,815 DOES IT REALLY MATTER? 35 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:44,990 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 36 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,601 HALLEY!MOM! 37 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:49,386 I HAVE SOME REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS TO ANNOUNCE HERE. 38 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,520 LEWIS AND I-- WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 39 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,870 HE ASKED ME LAST SATURDAY NIGHT. 40 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,134 I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT I WASN'T SURE WHEN, 41 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,657 OR HOW YOU'D REACT. 42 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,920 I TOLD HIM I COULDN'T EVEN WEAR THIS RING 43 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,922 UNTIL AFTER I TALKED TO YOU. 44 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,490 BUT WE WANNA HAVE THIS BIG SPRING WEDDING, 45 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,275 MOM, I'M SO HAPPY. 46 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,808 NICE TIMING, HUH? 47 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,767 TELL YOUR MOM YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED 48 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,030 ON THE DAY SHE GETS DIVORCED. 49 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,642 WHY DOES LOVE MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY? 50 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:33,996 Girl: OH! OH, MY-- 51 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,171 OH! 52 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,046 OH, SCARLETT, YOU WEREN'T PICKING UP YOUR PHONE. 53 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,483 I'M SO SORRY! 54 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,658 [ laughs ] 55 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:47,314 UM...OH, UH, HALLEY, THAT'S MICHAEL. 56 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,445 MICHAEL, UH... 57 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,012 HI. 58 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,274 MM-HM. 59 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,494 Michael: THANK YOU. 60 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,845 [ motorcycle revs ] 61 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,588 BYE! I LOVE YOU! 62 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:03,460 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 63 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:06,681 WOW. 64 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,684 YOU, UM, DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE DOING IT. 65 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:10,859 OH... 66 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,123 WHEN YOU MEET THE RIGHT PERSON 67 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,907 AND YOU FALL IN LOVE... 68 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:22,000 IT'S LIKE...IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT, 69 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,916 YOU THOUGHT IS...OH! 70 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,222 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 71 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,180 NO. I CAN'T. 72 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,226 SCARLETT, COME ON. 73 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,272 YOU ARE SOUNDING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE 74 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,883 TO A HALLMARK GREETING CARD. 75 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,798 YOU'RE GONNA LET YOURSELF TURN INTO MUSH 76 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,496 OVER SOMETHING LIKE SEX? 77 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:42,456 UM...YEAH. 78 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,980 YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO DO ANYTHING GREAT IN LIFE 79 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,766 IF YOU BUCKLE THE FIRST TIME SOME GUY BATS HIS EYES AT YOU. 80 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,464 NEWS FLASH, HAL-- 81 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:54,119 EVEN MADONNA EVENTUALLY GOT MARRIED. 82 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,906 MY MOM THINKS THAT MEANS THERE'S HOPE FOR HER, TOO. 83 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,694 YOUR MOM WANTS TO GET MARRIED? 84 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:06,088 WELL, SHE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE, HALLEY. 85 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:08,917 EVERYONE DOES. 86 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:12,877 HI. I'VE BEEN IN-- 87 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,663 HI. I'VE BEEN DIVORCED FOR A LONG TIME, 88 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:19,231 SO MY BAGGAGE IS ANCIENT HISTORY. 89 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:22,844 I LIKE TO THINK THAT I TRAVEL LIGHT THESE DAYS. 90 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,367 EXCEPT FOR MY DAUGHTER SCARLETT, 91 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:27,501 WHO IS JUST A JOY OF A CARRYON. 92 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,027 SEE, I THINK I'M TAKING THE BAGGAGE THING TOO FAR. 93 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,161 MAYBE I SHOULD START OVER. 94 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,338 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF THIS WHOLE IDEA. 95 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,731 I'M ONLY GONNA SEND IT TO THE ONLINE GUYS 96 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:45,649 WHO PASS MY RIGID FIVE-POINT CHECKLIST. 97 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,650 HERE, YOU TRY. 98 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,522 GO AWAY. 99 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:52,352 LYDIA, THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS SITTING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW 100 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,963 WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. SPEAK TO HIM. 101 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,399 I DON'T THINK THE PERFECT MAN 102 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,749 IS GONNA WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. 103 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,012 SURE HE DOES, SWEETIE. SPEAK TO HIM. 104 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,188 GO ON. 105 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,759 I'M SORRY, MR. PERFECT, 106 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,718 BUT IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME, 107 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,981 IT'S GONNA BE A HELL OF A LONG WAIT. 108 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:16,898 SEE, I'VE HAD IT WITH MEN LIKE YOU. 109 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:20,380 MM-HM. I THINK IT'S TERRIFIC THAT YOU HAVE A GREAT JOB, 110 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,121 AND YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF OTHERS, 111 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:28,431 AND YOU JOG THREE TIMES A WEEK TO KEEP THE BELLY AT BAY, 112 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,520 BUT THE SECOND SOME SILICON-BREASTED, 113 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:33,610 BUTT-KISSING, AIRHEAD CLIMBER HALF YOUR AGE COMES ALONG, 114 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,569 YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR PANTS ZIPPED. 115 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:36,744 WELL, FUCK YOU! 116 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,572 THAT'S RIGHT, MR. MIDDLE-AGE, 117 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,052 THINK-YOU'RE-A-BIG-SHOT, PHONY ASSHOLE. 118 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,446 YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY FROM ME. 119 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,450 OKAY. 120 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,410 I THINK WE'LL JUST GIVE THIS A LITTLE TIME. 121 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:57,329 [ imitates leaky faucet ] 122 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,767 [ mutters ] So juvenile. 123 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,991 I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK EARLY FROM CAMP. 124 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,819 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE. 125 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,255 WHAT HAPPENED? 126 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,562 WHERE WERE YOU TRYING TO GET TO IN THAT OLD CANOE? 127 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:13,694 NO COMMENT. 128 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,435 NO COMMENT? 129 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,698 I DON'T SPEAK TO THE PRESS. 130 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,221 I'M THE PRESS? 131 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:22,833 YEAH, AND ANYTHING I SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME. 132 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,618 I WOULD NEVER USE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU. 133 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,185 OH, DAD, GIVE IT UP! IT'S OLD. 134 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,274 AND YOU NEED TO GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL. 135 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,319 Man: DADDY DOG. 136 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,276 YO. 137 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,017 LEN MARTIN. IT'S YOU, RIGHT? 138 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,846 WDYG'S COOLEST DEEJAY. 139 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,500 THAT'S ME. 140 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:38,936 "WE DIG THE DOG!" 141 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,024 [ makes barking sound ] 142 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,025 LOVE YOUR SHOW, MAN. 143 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,157 THANKS, MAN. 144 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:46,727 YOU ARE THE HIPPEST OLD GUY I KNOW. 145 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,032 YO, DUDE! 146 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,686 I'M NOT THAT OLD! 147 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,560 [ howling noise ] 148 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,518 [ howling noise ] 149 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,477 THAT'S LEN MARTIN. 150 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:58,956 [ barks ]HEY! 151 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,005 Woman: HELLO, GORGEOUS ONES. 152 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,224 AND YOU INVITED HER. 153 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,878 HEY, BABY. 154 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,227 HEY. 155 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,707 I THOUGHT WE'D SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER, 156 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,666 THEN WE COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO BOND. 157 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:20,630 WELL...LOOK AT YOU, HALLEY. 158 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,503 THAT'S HARD TO DO WITHOUT A MIRROR, ISN'T IT? 159 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,768 HONEY, YOU KEEP GETTING PRETTIER EVERY DAY. 160 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,987 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU COULD SAY THAT 161 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:33,600 'CAUSE YOU DEFINITELY DON'T SEE ME EVERY DAY. 162 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,428 AND YESTERDAY, OH, MY GOD, I WAS SO UGLY. 163 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,474 AND LAST WEDNESDAY, THAT SUCKED, TOO. 164 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,651 SO IT'S KIND OF A DAY TO DAY THING. 165 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,002 I LOVE THAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 166 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,529 JUST LIKE HER DADDY. 167 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,532 LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS GIRL. 168 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,750 DAD, STOP IT. 169 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,013 SHE'S GOT HER DADDY'S HAIR. 170 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,101 DON'T CUT IT. 171 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,320 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 172 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,627 DON'T CUT IT. JUST LET IT GROW. 173 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:01,976 DON'T CUT IT. 174 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,760 CUT IT. 175 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,022 OKAY. 176 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,682 LET ME COUNT THE WAYS THAT THIS CARD CAN BE USED 177 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:13,988 TO INDUCE... 178 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:17,905 NAUSEA, GASTRIC DISTRESS, VOMITING. 179 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:20,429 YEAH, GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME, BUT THIS IS SERIOUS. 180 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,432 I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING FUNNY AND SOMETHING SWEET, 181 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,607 JUST THE WAY SCARLETT IS. 182 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,087 REMEMBER LAST TIME I GOT HER-- 183 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,132 OKAY. OKAY. WELL, LOOK, HERE'S ONE. 184 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,394 NOT HELPING. 185 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,875 "FROM SMALL BEGINNINGS COME GREAT THINGS." 186 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,750 "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW BABY." 187 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,447 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME. 188 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,970 LIGHTEN UP, SHERWOOD. 189 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:43,234 "THE FIRST TIME WE MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART." 190 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,935 "GOOD LUCK IN FINDING A COMPATIBLE ORGAN DONOR." 191 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,110 NICE! 192 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,852 I'M KIDDING, OKAY? IT'S BLANK INSIDE. 193 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,811 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, FORRESTER. 194 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,292 THIS GIRL IS AMAZING-- UNLIKE YOU. 195 00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,164 AND SHE'S SENSITIVE-- UNLIKE YOU. 196 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,818 AND SHE'S SEXY. 197 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,341 UNLIKE YOU.UNLIKE ME. 198 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,169 Forrester: THERE'S GOTTA BE A CARD HERE 199 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,608 FOR A REDHEAD FROM A NEWLY SMITTEN 200 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,740 HUNKA-HUNKA BURNIN' LOVE. 201 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,395 I MEAN...LOOK. 202 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,745 SUMMER ROMANCE HAS ITS OWN SECTION. 203 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,183 IT'S NOT A SUMMER ROMANCE. I MEAN... 204 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,358 SCARLETT IS... 205 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,970 STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU...DUDE. 206 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,713 HI. 207 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,543 Michael: SNEAKING UP ON ME? 208 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,980 [ clears throat ] 209 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,024 HI, HALLEY. 210 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,636 HI. 211 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,855 [ giggling ] 212 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,901 YOU REMEMBER MY NAME? 213 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,859 SURE. WE WERE IN BIOLOGY TOGETHER. 214 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,383 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT... 215 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,125 YOU WERE NEVER THERE. REALLY. TECHNICALLY. 216 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,520 I LIKE YOUR HAIR. 217 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,000 THANK YOU. 218 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,831 ♪ I DON'T NEED TO READ BILLY SHAKESPEARE ♪ 219 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:01,791 ♪ MEET JULIET OR MY VOLIO ♪ 220 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:05,316 ♪ FEEL FOR ONCE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO REBEL NOW ♪ 221 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:09,103 ♪ I WANNA BREAK OUT, LET'S GO ♪ 222 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:12,541 ♪ GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT ♪ 223 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,587 SEE, MY SCHEDULE IS ALL WRONG, WHICH, I THINK, IS A SIGN 224 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,938 THAT NOTHING'S GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN THIS YEAR. 225 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:21,942 UM, IT'S A COMPLETE AND TOTAL MESS. 226 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,814 LOOKS LIKE A FINE SCHEDULE TO ME, HALLEY. 227 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,034 NO. UM, BAND? 228 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,210 I WOULD NEVER SIGN UP FOR BAND. 229 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,515 WHAT'S WRONG WITH BAND? 230 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,126 I DON'T PLAY ANYTHING? 231 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:35,695 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD. I'M SURE YOU COULD HANDLE IT. 232 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,219 OKAY, MRS. TOUSSAINT, THIS IS NOT MY SCHEDULE. 233 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,786 LOOK, I'M SIGNED UP FOR ALGEBRA, 234 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,831 AND I'VE ALREADY TAKEN CALCULUS. 235 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,268 WELL, MAYBE A BRUSH-UP IS A GOOD THING, 236 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,096 NOT TO MENTION A GOOD GRADE. 237 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,404 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT BEFORE YOU DECIDE ANYTHING. 238 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,624 OKAY, I'M SIGNED UP FOR BOYS' P.E. 239 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,843 Radio: 94 FM... 240 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:57,586 FILL OUT THIS FORM AND WE'LL START AGAIN. 241 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,501 LEN MARTIN WITH A TRAFFIC UPDATE 242 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,851 FROM THAT LOVE PUPPY IN THE SKIES, 243 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,332 OUR VERY OWN LORNA QUEEN. 244 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,116 LORNA, YOU UP THERE? 245 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,639 Lorna: HI, LEN. 246 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,294 ON A CLEAR DAY, YOU CAN SEE FOREVER. 247 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:13,515 AND THIS IS ONE BEAUTIFUL MORNING. 248 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,691 SHOULD WE TELL EVERYONE OUR LITTLE SECRET? 249 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,129 Len: CAREFUL, BABY, YOU SURE THIS IS THE TIME? 250 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,305 Lorna: I AM BURSTING AT THE SEAMS 251 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,917 TO TELL EVERYONE WE'RE ELOPING. 252 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,483 [ Len howls ] 253 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,921 Lorna: OOPS, I JUST SPILLED THE BEANS. 254 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,400 [ turns radio off ] 255 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,320 HALLEY, THAT IS YOUR FATHER'S SHOW, RIGHT? 256 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,757 I JUST LOVE IT. 257 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:40,890 HI. 258 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,329 TELL HIM CONGRATULATIONS. 259 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,377 I'M SURE VERY YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING NUPTIALS. 260 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,817 MY FATHER AND MY SISTER. 261 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,863 MY SISTER AND MY FATHER? 262 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,822 YOUR FATHER AND YOUR SISTER ARE GETTING MARRIED? 263 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,432 YEAH. 264 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,392 NO, NOT TO EACH OTHER. 265 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,523 I... 266 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,354 I HAVE TO CHECK SOMETHING BEFORE I FILL THIS OUT. 267 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,360 SIT DOWN, FORRESTER. 268 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,581 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SORT OUT YOUR USUAL CHAOS. 269 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,061 MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN DO US 270 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,671 THE HONOR OF ATTENDING THIS YEAR. 271 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,977 OKAY, LATER, M.T. 272 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,369 I GOTTA RETHINK THAT SHOP CLASS. 273 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,328 I'M PRETTY SCARY WITH TOOLS. 274 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,376 OH, MY. 275 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,901 YOU DIDN'T KNOW, DID YOU, ABOUT YOUR DAD GETTING MARRIED? 276 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,250 YES, I DID. 277 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,817 THE BASTARD. 278 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,819 HE TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD BEFORE HE TELLS YOU. 279 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,081 HE'S NOT... 280 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:43,910 WHATEVER. 281 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,913 AT LEAST IF THEY'RE ELOPING, 282 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915 YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE WEDDING. 283 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,787 I MEAN, COME ON, WEDDINGS ARE THE WORST. 284 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,573 ME? I'VE HAD TO GO TO, LIKE, FIVE BETWEEN MY PARENTS. 285 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,053 DON'T ASK. 286 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,538 LISTEN, M.T. WASN'T GIVING YOU A HARD TIME BACK THERE, WAS SHE? 287 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,366 "M.T."? 288 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,978 MRS. TOUSSAINT AND I... WE'RE ON CLOSE TERMS. 289 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,807 YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR REALLY WELL 290 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:15,202 WHEN YOU'RE CLEARLY IN DESPERATE NEED OF GUIDANCE. 291 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,074 SEE, I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE. 292 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,946 YOU TRY THE JEDI MIND TRICK. 293 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,210 WHAT'S THAT? 294 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,428 YOU NEVER SAW STAR WARS? 295 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,126 NO, I SAW IT. 296 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,650 I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T MEMORIZE IT LIKE YOU DID. 297 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,347 WELL, THAT'S YOUR LOSS, ISN'T IT? 298 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,740 BECAUSE THE JEDI MIND TRICK 299 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,829 IS WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE WHAT TO THINK, 300 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,091 AND THEY THINK IT. 301 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,311 FOR EXAMPLE, M.T. SAYS, 302 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,487 [ nasal voice ] "MACON, YOU'RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE, 303 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,358 "AND IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 304 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,100 IS THIS ANY WAY TO START THE NEW YEAR?" 305 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,450 OKAY, PRETEND YOU'RE ME. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 306 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,888 OKAY. I SAY... 307 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:53,153 NO. I WANNA BE SOMEONE ELSE. 308 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,154 CUTE. NO. 309 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,636 YOU, AS ME, SAY... 310 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,771 "MRS. T, YOU'RE GONNA LET THIS ONE SLIDE. 311 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,816 BECAUSE IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, 312 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,515 IT'S ONLY THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, 313 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,693 AND THE FIRE WAS PUT OUT AS QUICKLY AS IT WAS STARTED. 314 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,130 YOU DIDN'T REALLY START A FIRE, DID YOU? 315 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,309 THE POINT IS THAT YOU PUT THE WORDS INTO SOMEBODY'S MOUTH 316 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,137 AND THEY GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU 317 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,139 LIKE THEY'VE JUST COME UP WITH THE IDEA. 318 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,750 LIKE WHEN I ASK YOU TO GO OUT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, 319 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,927 YOU'RE GONNA THINK YOU'RE ASKING ME BECAUSE YOU'LL SAY, 320 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,754 "YES, MACON, I WOULD LOVE TO, 321 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,974 "BECAUSE I KNOW WE'LL HAVE A TOTALLY GREAT TIME TOGETHER. 322 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,630 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN HOPING YOU'D ASK ME ALL WEEK." 323 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,373 YOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME? 324 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376 SEE? I TOLD YOU YOU'D ASK ME. 325 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,639 MACON, I THINK I LIKE YOU TOO MUCH ALREADY 326 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,597 TO ACTUALLY GO OUT WITH YOU. 327 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,775 WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT? 328 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,954 IT'S LOGICAL LOGIC. 329 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,304 THE QUICKEST WAY TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE 330 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,307 IS TO ACTUALLY TRY AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM. 331 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,049 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED WHEN THE OPPOSITE SEX GETS TOGETHER, 332 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,529 EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE ENDS UP GETTING HURT? 333 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,186 WELL, I AM, TOO-- BOYCOTTING. 334 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,580 YOU CAN'T BOYCOTT YOUR FATHER'S WEDDING. 335 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,234 IT'S NOT EVEN A WEDDING. 336 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,366 IT'S...AN ELOPEMENT. 337 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:20,196 YEAH, EXCEPT EVERYONE WITHIN HIS RADIO FREQUENCY IS INVITED. 338 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,198 MY GOD, HE IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE. 339 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,722 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULDN'T TELL US ABOUT IT FIRST. 340 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,943 HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY WARNING WHEN YOU WENT TO DINNER? 341 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,423 SHE WAS AT THAT DINNER? 342 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,990 NO. 343 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,125 OKAY, YEAH, SHE WAS THERE AT THE END. 344 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,346 MOM, COME ON. SHE WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 345 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,130 YOU KNOW... 346 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,698 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LET HIM WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 347 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,178 PLEASE STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME. 348 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,875 I AM FINE. I'M FINE. 349 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,922 IN A WAY, IT SETS ME FREE. I FEEL STRANGELY LIBERATED. 350 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,794 AND HE IS STILL YOUR FATHER, AFTER ALL. 351 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,317 AND IF HE WANTS TO MAKE 352 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,972 A COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL OF HIMSELF 353 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,237 BY TRYING IN SOME PATHETICALLY CLICHé FASHION 354 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,545 TO RECAPTURE HIS SORRY STATE OF MANHOOD 355 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,635 BY HOOKING UP WITH NOT EVEN A VERY ATTRACTIVE BIMBO, 356 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:11,030 THEN IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS, I'M FINE WITH THAT. 357 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,467 SOMEONE TOSS, PLEASE. 358 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,297 NOW. 359 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,084 THIS IS OUR RECEPTION AREA 360 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,567 WITH OUR POST-CEREMONY CHAMPAGNE BAR... 361 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,048 WHICH IS CONVENIENTLY LOCATED 362 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,528 RIGHT NEXT TO OUR VERY OWN CHAPEL. 363 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,143 CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE WALKING DOWN THIS AISLE? 364 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,623 IN A COFFIN. 365 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,539 SORRY, IT'S JUST... A LITTLE DEPRESSING. 366 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,976 ACTUALLY, NOBODY'S EVER SAID THAT BEFORE. 367 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,110 Ashley: LEWIS...SAY SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 368 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,418 WELL, I LIKE IT. I MEAN, IT'S VERY CLEAN. 369 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,028 CLEAN? 370 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,422 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT OUR WEDDING DAY TO BE? 371 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,684 CLEAN? 372 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,642 IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT PRETTY, 373 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,297 IT'S NOT INTIMATE, IT'S NOT ROMANTIC. 374 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,995 I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT I GET TO MARRY YOU. 375 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,954 Woman: I'M SORRY, NOT TO PRESSURE YOU, 376 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,304 BUT THIS SPACE DOES BOOK UP QUITE QUICKLY FOR SPRING. 377 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,827 IN FACT, WE HAVE ANOTHER COUPLE-- 378 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,003 WHY DON'T WE GIVE THEM A MOMENT TO THINK? 379 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:16,225 ASHLEY, SWEETIE, THEY PLAN THE WHOLE THING. 380 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:20,229 THE FOOD AND THE FLOWERS... EVEN THE PLACE CARDS. 381 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,755 THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH LESS HASSLE IT'LL BE. 382 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,455 YOU THINK PLANNING THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF OUR LIVES 383 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,370 IS A HASSLE? 384 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,024 IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN THAT LONG. 385 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,678 19 1/2 HOURS. 386 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,897 [ gasps ] 387 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,595 WOULDN'T MICHAEL LOOK COOL IN THAT? 388 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,947 HEY, I DID A GOOD JOB, HUH? 389 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,515 MICHAEL SHERWOOD WOULD LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING. 390 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,517 THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THOUGH, OKAY? 391 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,694 ENJOY HIM AND FOOL AROUND WITH HIM. 392 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566 DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. 393 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,091 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT "FALLING," ANYWAYS? 394 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,963 IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO YOU TO SPEND MONEY ON A WEDDING. 395 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,356 THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY. 396 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,445 I WAS TRYING TO KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 397 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:03,794 CHEAP IS WHAT THAT IS. 398 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,275 OH, YOU SEE CHEAP, I SEE CONVENIENCE. 399 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,929 LOOK AT THEM. 400 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,845 THEY'RE LIKE A WALKING WARNING SIGN AGAINST ROMANCE. 401 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,847 LEWIS IS THIS ANAL, UPTIGHT GEEK 402 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,197 WHO HAS MY SISTER UNDER SOME KIND OF SPELL, 403 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,678 SO NOW ALL THIS FORMERLY SEMI-INTELLIGENT PERSON 404 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:21,812 THINKS ABOUT IS DIAMONDS, AND HAIRDOS...AND BULLSHIT. 405 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,249 IT LOOKED LIKE A K-MART. 406 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,338 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW BEFORE WE GO? 407 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,470 MAYBE GO BY AND LOOK AT IT. 408 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,732 SEE? LOOK AT THEM. 409 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,343 THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER, 410 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,388 BUT BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID SPELL THEY'RE UNDER, 411 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,695 IT MAKES THEM DISREGARD ALL THE FACTS. 412 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,087 THEY ARE FIGHTING 413 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,829 BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER ENOUGH TO CARE. 414 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,919 I DIDN'T KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE A K-MART BEFORE I WENT THERE. 415 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,747 LEWIS, ONCE WE GOT IN THERE, YOU KNEW. 416 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,445 OKAY, I GOOFED. 417 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,838 TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET A DIVORCE BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED. 418 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,318 THAT WAY, YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF 419 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,712 ON THAT STUPID EXTRA STEP. 420 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,541 LEWIS, I'M SORRY. 421 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,195 SEE? 422 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,155 Ashley: THESE DISHES, THEY'RE PERFECT. 423 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:04,551 AW...THAT'S LOVE, HALLEY. 424 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,379 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 425 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,338 FALL ONCE AND YOU MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO GET BACK UP AGAIN. 426 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,036 [ cell phone beeps ] 427 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,647 MICHAEL. 428 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,737 [ both laugh ] 429 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,521 Halley: GEEK! GET OUT OF HERE! 430 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,271 ISN'T HE ADORABLE? 431 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,359 HE'S CUTE. 432 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,539 [ clapping and cheering ] 433 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,933 YEAH! WHOO! 434 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,239 YAY! 435 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,116 ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL! 436 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,465 ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL! 437 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,511 WAY TO GET THAT GOAL! 438 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,642 WHOO! 439 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,260 Coach: OKAY, GUYS, LINE UP! 440 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,891 Coach: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BACK UP. 441 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,675 LET'S GIVE HIM SOME AIR. 442 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,591 SHERWOOD? SHERWOOD, YOU HEAR ME? 443 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,466 MICHAEL? 444 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,303 GUYS, BACK UP. GIVE HIM SOME AIR. 445 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,130 ALL RIGHT? A LITTLE BIT OF AIR. 446 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,393 [ siren approaches ] 447 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,829 CALL THE DOCTOR. 448 00:21:56,489 --> 00:22:01,537 I THOUGHT MY PARENTS' DIVORCE WAS THE END OF THE WORLD. 449 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:05,672 THAT WAS BEFORE MICHAEL DIED OF A HEART DEFECT. 450 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,283 AND THE WORLD STOPPED... 451 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,720 OR IT SHOULD HAVE. 452 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,353 I'M SORRY. 453 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,235 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 454 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,760 I THINK IT'S 100 DEGREES OUT. 455 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,332 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 456 00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,291 THE ONLY BLACK CLOTHES I HAVE ARE WINTER CLOTHES. 457 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,468 I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO WEAR. 458 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,687 I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS, REALLY. 459 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,297 LOOK, THIS IS... 460 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,778 THIS IS DARK GREEN AND IT'S REALLY NICE. 461 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,519 IT'S UGLY, HALLEY. 462 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,091 I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 463 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:20,050 ANYTHING, FOR ONE SINGLE SECOND. 464 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,632 I WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR HIM. 465 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,593 DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY? 466 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,813 THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 467 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:48,296 YEAH, BUT DYING IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THE BETTER CONCEPTS. 468 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,645 NO, THE DRESS, HALLEY. 469 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:51,517 EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A FREAK. 470 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,998 OKAY, IT'S NOT FOR THEM. IT'S FOR MICHAEL. 471 00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,435 REMEMBER THAT. 472 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,221 CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT SHE'S WEARING? 473 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,832 THAT'S, LIKE, SO DISRESPECTFUL. 474 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,400 SHE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE ALL THE ATTENTION TO HERSELF. 475 00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:10,187 Pastor: "ALTHOUGH IT DROOP AND DIE THAT NIGHT, 476 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:15,366 "IT WAS THE PLANT AND FLOWER OF LIGHT. 477 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:20,241 "IN SMALL PROPORTIONS, WE JUST BEAUTY SEE. 478 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,286 "AND IN SHORT MEASURES, 479 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:26,247 LIFE MAY PERFECT BE." 480 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,819 MR. MACON FORRESTER WILL NOW ADDRESS US. 481 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,884 I--I WAS GONNA READ FROM THIS... 482 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,977 BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT READING. 483 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,504 OR WRITING... 484 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,724 OR SPELLING. 485 00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,379 NOT LIKE MICHAEL. 486 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,164 HE WAS GOOD AT SO MANY THINGS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. 487 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:19,605 HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE MYSELF... 488 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:20,823 BY MYSELF. 489 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,263 AND NOT TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 490 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:31,007 EVEN IF THAT MEANS BEING COMPLETELY UNCOOL. 491 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:37,623 HE TAUGHT ME ABOUT HOW TO TRUST PEOPLE. 492 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:44,760 AND HOW TO LOVE. 493 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,240 'CAUSE HE WAS SO GOOD. 494 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:49,025 HE LOVED HIS FAMILY, HE LOVED HIS FRIENDS. 495 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:51,375 HE LOVED BASKETBALL. 496 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,683 AND HE LOVED SCARLETT. 497 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,560 AND HE LOVED THIS. 498 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,736 [ plays "Do You Realize," by the Flaming Lips ] 499 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:11,178 ♪ DO YOU REALIZE 500 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:20,361 ♪ THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE? ♪ 501 00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:25,888 ♪ DO YOU REALIZE 502 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,151 [ thunder crashes ] 503 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:35,158 ♪ WE'RE FLOATING IN SPACE? 504 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:39,467 ♪ DO YOU REALIZE 505 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:49,912 ♪ THAT HAPPINESS MAKES YOU CRY? ♪ 506 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:54,177 ♪ DO YOU REALIZE 507 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,884 ♪♪ 508 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,800 ♪ YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A CAR CRASH ♪ 509 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,846 ♪ DON'T IT ALL THAT WHIPLASH? 510 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,110 ♪ YOU'RE A STAIN I CAN'T GET OUT ♪ 511 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,765 ♪ I TRY BLEACH AND I TRY SHOUT ♪ 512 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,637 ♪ YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY 513 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,465 ♪ WHO NEEDS ATTENTION AROUND THE CLOCK ♪ 514 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,729 Man: ...TAKE THIS WOMAN, LORNA QUEEN, 515 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,774 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE, YOUR PARTNER 516 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,776 THE QUEEN OF YOUR OWN HEART, FOREVER AND EVER? 517 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:28,908 OH, YEAH! 518 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,649 DADDY, ROCK ON WITH YOUR WOMAN! 519 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,520 [ cheering and barking ] 520 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,305 AND DO YOU, LORNA P. QUEEN, 521 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:38,308 TAKE THIS OLD GUY LEN TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND 522 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,441 FOR ALL THE REST OF YOUR DAYS? 523 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,442 I DO. 524 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,663 [ cheering ] 525 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,101 WRAP IT UP. WE'RE OFF IN 15 SECONDS. 526 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,277 OUR AIRTIME IS ALMOST UP. 527 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,800 WOO-WOO! 528 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:55,282 WE MUST NOW GO WHERE FEDERAL REGULATIONS 529 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:59,721 WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO FOLLOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 530 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,070 [ howls ] 531 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,376 [ barks ] 532 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,770 LEWIS, NO! NO BARKING. 533 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:08,556 ♪ THEN A TALL GLASS OF BUD DRY ♪ 534 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,601 ♪ WELL, YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY ♪ 535 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,561 ♪ WHO NEEDS ATTENTION AROUND THE CLOCK ♪ 536 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,611 SORRY, BUT YOU GOTTA GO. 537 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,355 OH, POOR LITTLE THING. 538 00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:28,315 I KNOW JUST HOW IT FEELS. 539 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:31,100 OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW. 540 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,844 AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 541 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,107 JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT GREAT PETALS. 542 00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,026 OH, MY GOD. I'M TALKING TO MY PLANTS. 543 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,072 OH, MY GOD. 544 00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,943 YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR PLANTS. 545 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,165 HOW WAS IT? 546 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:53,862 IT WAS GREAT... 547 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:57,474 IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE DEVIL AND ENJOY HUMAN PAIN. 548 00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,215 TELL ME SOMETHING. 549 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,477 I DON'T KNOW! 550 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,262 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU? 551 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:05,178 WAIT! NO, THE BIMBO ALMOST DIED OF STRANGULATION. 552 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:07,180 I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 553 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,313 HER WEDDING VEIL TOOK ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN AND REBELLED. 554 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,663 AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT. 555 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,665 AND YOU KNOW THAT WOMAN CAN CLAW, MOM. 556 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:15,971 IT WAS SO SAD. 557 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,452 IT WAS LIKE, NEAR DEATH BY WEDDING VEIL. 558 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,106 OH... 559 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,021 JUST TRAGIC, ISN'T IT? 560 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,545 OH, MY GOD! AND THEIR VOWS? 561 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:27,635 WAS DAD THAT MUCH A LOSER WHEN YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED? 562 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,943 I'M SORRY. 563 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,907 YOUR FATHER'S NOT A LOSER. 564 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,131 ALTHOUGH HE DID CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE ONE AT OUR WEDDING, TOO. 565 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:48,395 HE INSISTED ON WEARING A POWDER-BLUE TUXEDO. 566 00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,581 THEN WHY DO PEOPLE GET MARRIED, ANYWAYS? 567 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,713 I MEAN, WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING TO EACH OTHER, 568 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,933 BUT ARE THEY LYING TO THEMSELVES, TOO? 569 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,329 HOW CAN YOU PROMISE YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE SAME WAY FOREVER? 570 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,858 THINGS DO SOMETIMES CHANGE, HALLEY. 571 00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:24,735 THIS HOUSE IS AWFULLY BIG FOR JUST THE TWO OF US, 572 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,172 DON'T YOU THINK? 573 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:28,435 WHAT? 574 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,089 YOU'LL BE GOING TO COLLEGE SOON. 575 00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:33,266 MOM...A YEAR AND 3/4 IS NOT REALLY THAT SOON. 576 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,703 I WANT US TO START THINKING ABOUT STREAMLINING, HALLEY. 577 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,531 MAYBE WE SHOULD SELL THE HOUSE. 578 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,621 I GREW UP IN THIS HOUSE. 579 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,580 YES, AND THERE HAVE BEEN GREAT MEMORIES IN THIS HOUSE. 580 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,104 THIS IS MY HOUSE. 581 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:48,542 I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MUST FEEL, BUT LIFE CHANGES. 582 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,588 THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MOM, COME ON! 583 00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:59,553 AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE HERE ALONE. 584 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,571 [ indistinct conversation ] 585 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:23,882 BYE, HALLEY. 586 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,013 BYE, HALLEY. 587 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756 [ boy imitates dramatic music ] 588 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,801 STAND BACK! LEAF MAN TO THE RESCUE. 589 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,848 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 590 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:37,199 A GUY'S GOTTA PAY FOR GAS AND BACON BURGERS SOMEHOW. 591 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:38,897 AND TOYS, 'CAUSE I IMAGINE 592 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,464 STAR WARSFIGURINES MUST GET PRETTY EXPENSIVE. 593 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,727 I DO NOT HAVE ANY STAR WARSFIGURINES. 594 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:47,340 WELL...NOT MANY, AND I DON'T PLAY WITH THEM... 595 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,037 MUCH. 596 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:50,473 THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE. 597 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,476 OKAY. 598 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,000 UH-HUH. 599 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:56,305 HERE YOU GO. 600 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,832 YOU'RE AFRAID TO GO OUT WITH ME 601 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,530 BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY MIGHT LIKE ME? 602 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,663 NO, BUT THAT'S A GOOD THEORY, I GUESS, 603 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:09,492 IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR FRAGILE MALE EGO. 604 00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,494 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE REJECTION! 605 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,322 REJECTION? WHATEVER! 606 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:18,284 ♪ GET A LOAD OF ME GET A LOAD OF YOU ♪ 607 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:21,809 ♪ WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I HARDLY KNOW YOU ♪ 608 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,332 ♪ HARDLY KNOW YOU 609 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:27,075 ♪ IT'S JUST LIKE WE WERE MEANT TO BE ♪ 610 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,556 ♪ WHAT IT IS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ♪ 611 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:33,560 ♪ WE'RE ALREADY WET AND WE'RE GONNA GO SWIMMING ♪ 612 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,258 ♪ WHY CAN'T I BREATHE 613 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,522 ♪ WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT YOU? ♪ 614 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:42,351 ♪ WHY CAN'T I SPEAK 615 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,832 ♪ WHENEVER I TALK ABOUT YOU? ♪ 616 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,486 ♪ IT'S INEVITABLE 617 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:49,576 ♪ IT'S A FACT THAT WE'RE GONNA GET DOWN TO IT ♪ 618 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,273 ♪ SO TELL ME 619 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,233 ♪ WHY CAN'T I BREATHE 620 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,149 ♪ WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT YOU? ♪ 621 00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:00,065 ♪ WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT YOU ♪ 622 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,415 ♪ WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT YOU ♪ 623 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,983 [ soft tapping ] 624 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,565 [ sound continues ] 625 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,186 OF COURSE YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD 626 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,101 THAT I DIDN'T JUST USE THE PHONE, 627 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,580 BUT YOU'RE ALSO GLAD 628 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,626 BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH BETTER TO TALK IN PERSON. 629 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,455 ESPECIALLY WHEN I'VE COME WITH SUCH A SPECIFIC PURPOSE. 630 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,198 WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE GONNA CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE. 631 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,637 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. 632 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,595 I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE. 633 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,424 YOU'RE GONNA KISS ME, HALLEY. 634 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,863 YOU'RE GONNA COME A LITTLE CLOSER... 635 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,176 SO I CAN PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU. 636 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,745 AND THEN, ON THE COUNT OF THREE... 637 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:15,488 TWO... 638 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:16,619 ONE. 639 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:32,244 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD KISSER. 640 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,335 YOU TRICKED ME. 641 00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:39,468 YOU JEDI MIND-TRICKED ME. 642 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:40,426 [ door opens ] 643 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,601 HALLEY? 644 00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:45,300 HALLEY, IS THAT YOU OUT THERE? 645 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:48,347 Macon [whispering]: Close your eyes, go to bed. 646 00:34:48,477 --> 00:34:49,304 Gimme a break. 647 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:51,089 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 648 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:54,222 Halley: UM... 649 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137 I'M SORRY, I, UM... 650 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,139 SORRY. 651 00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:01,534 I JUST... I NEEDED TO TALK. 652 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,278 I WAS JUST COMING OVER FOR A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT CHAT. 653 00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,717 WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY UP VERY LATE, THOUGH. OKAY? 654 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,327 AT LEAST DO IT INSIDE. 655 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,377 "NAUSEA"? 656 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:22,076 A LITTLE. 657 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,991 "BREAST TENDERNESS"? 658 00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:28,256 OW. 659 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:30,302 YEAH. MAJOR. 660 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,825 "FOOD CRAVINGS"? 661 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,051 GRAPEFRUIT. 662 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,575 SCARLETT, COME ON, 663 00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:45,839 I COULD ANSWER "YES" TO MOST OF THESE QUESTIONS, TOO. 664 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:47,841 I USED TO HATE GRAPEFRUIT. 665 00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:53,107 WHAT'S WRONG? 666 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,633 NO OFFENSE, HALLEY, BUT... 667 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,942 UGH...YOUR PERFUME IS MAKING ME SICK. 668 00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,770 OH, COME ON, I'M NOT WEARING PERFUME. 669 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,119 I USE SOAP. 670 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,381 MM-HM. 671 00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:15,173 "HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL." 672 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,958 OKAY, SO DO YOU PREFER DIRECT PEE-ON-A-STRIP 673 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:18,959 OR DIP-IN-A-CUP? 674 00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,221 SHH! 675 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,617 Halley: MAYBE IT'S A FALSE READING. 676 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,924 BECAUSE I HAVE HEARD OF THINGS SUCH AS FALSE READINGS, 677 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,057 AND THE STRIPS DID NOT LOOK COMPLETELY PINK, 678 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,928 THEY LOOKED ONLY KIND OF PINKISH, SO-- 679 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,887 FIVE KITS, HALLEY. 680 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,070 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 681 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,561 [ honks horn ] 682 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,830 SO YOU TAKE THE CAR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION 683 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,572 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ON SOME KIND OF JOY RIDE. 684 00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:07,877 IT WASN'T A JOY RIDE. 685 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,401 MAYBE I SHOULD-- 686 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:12,142 DON'T THINK YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK, HALLEY MARTIN. 687 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,970 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, 688 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,842 AND YOU ARE A TERRIBLE DRIVER. 689 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,061 I WAS HELPING SCARLETT GET SOME BOOKS AT SCHOOL. 690 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,019 WE LEFT THEM THERE-- 691 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,021 FORGET IT, HALLEY! 692 00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,371 MOM... 693 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:24,633 TAKING YOUR CAR OUT 694 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,245 IS GONNA SEEM LIKE THE LEAST OF IT. 695 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:31,336 BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW... 696 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,120 IT'S WORSE. 697 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,126 WELL, ONE OF YOU BETTER TELL ME 698 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,346 BEFORE I HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 699 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:52,835 I'M PREGNANT. 700 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,238 WELL, THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME IN TIME. 701 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:09,199 [ cries softly ] 702 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,858 SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING PAID TO WEAR A DRESS THIS UGLY? 703 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:17,643 I'M SORRY IF YOU HATE MY TASTE 704 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:20,776 AND YOU THINK IT'S SO AWFUL YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY WEDDING, 705 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,082 BUT YOU ARE MY SISTER. 706 00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:23,388 Woman: IT'S AN EMOTIONAL TIME. 707 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,128 ALL RIGHT, I WAS JUST JOKING. 708 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,696 JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK UP SOMETHING YOU THINK IS FUNNY, 709 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,785 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. 710 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,136 OKAY, ASHLEY, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 711 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,442 IT'S JUST... 712 00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,531 I LOVE THE DRESS, REALLY. 713 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,186 I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS, YOU KNOW? 714 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,497 [ sighs ] 715 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,326 I LOOK AWFUL. 716 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:50,893 WE'LL FIX IT. 717 00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:52,852 IT'S NOT THE DRESS THAT NEEDS FIXING. 718 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,245 IT'S ME. 719 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,944 ASHLEY, WOULD YOU DRIVE HALLEY HOME? 720 00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,250 'CAUSE I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 721 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:19,966 GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK, 722 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:22,925 YOU STUPID, LYING, FECKLESS, 723 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,363 TWO-TIMING SON OF A BITCH! 724 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,063 CAN I HELP YOU, MA'AM? 725 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:42,075 IT STOLE MY MONEY, SO, JUST... 726 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,164 HERE. 727 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:47,080 THIS WORKS A LITTLE BETTER SOMETIMES. 728 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,351 WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 729 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,832 DIET COKE SOUNDS GOOD. 730 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,311 THE LAST ONE. 731 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,187 ON ME. 732 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,626 I HOPE I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, KICK IT TOO... 733 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,020 I THINK THESE MACHINES ARE BUILT 734 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,327 TO WITHSTAND A GOOD BOOTING EVERY NOW AND THEN. 735 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:19,678 STEVE BECKWITH. 736 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,419 LYDIA MARTIN. 737 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,203 DID I SAY "MARTIN"? 738 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,118 IT'S LYDIA WILLIAMS NOW. 739 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:26,554 LYDIA WILLIAMS AGAIN. 740 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,469 WILLIAMS. AGAIN. 741 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,862 LYDIA. 742 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,341 NICE TO MEET YOU. 743 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,608 THANK YOU. 744 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:40,612 AREN'T YOU GONNA WEAR ANY LIPSTICK? 745 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:42,178 YOU SOUND LIKE MOM. 746 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,094 CAN ONE OF YOU TWO ZIP ME, PLEASE? 747 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:49,011 OKAY, YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THE SAME DRESS, RIGHT? 748 00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:50,012 UNBELIEVABLE. 749 00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:51,753 [ knocks on door ] 750 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,538 DON'T USE THAT BATHROOM. YOU'RE GRANDMOTHER'S IN THERE. 751 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:54,582 WE PRACTICALLY ARE. 752 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:55,583 I'LL CHANGE. 753 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,889 NO, I'LL CHANGE. I'LL CHANGE. 754 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,064 I CAN CHANGE. 755 00:40:58,194 --> 00:40:59,369 NO, I SHOULDN'T WEAR BLACK ANYWAYS. 756 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,371 HALLEY, COULD YOU PLEASE JUST WEAR 757 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,938 SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE FEMININE 758 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:05,027 BECAUSE THE WARSHERS ARE REALLY TRADITIONAL. 759 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,376 THANK YOU. 760 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,771 SWEETHEART... DO YOU NEED THE LOO? 761 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,077 OH, GRANDMA, NO, NO, NO. 762 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,905 I'M GONNA USE THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS. 763 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,646 DON'T BE SILLY. 764 00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:16,386 UH, COME ON IN. 765 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:17,431 OKAY. 766 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,824 I'M ALMOST THROUGH. 767 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,358 IT SMELLS LIKE, UM... 768 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:35,667 OH. 769 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:39,409 JUST BURNING A LITTLE INCENSE. 770 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,454 [ knock on door ] 771 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:41,890 MOTHER? 772 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,503 ARE YOU SMOKING THE CANNABIS AGAIN? 773 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,724 I HAD A LITTLE HEADACHE. 774 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:52,988 BUT I'M FEELING REALLY MUCH BETTER NOW. 775 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:00,430 I KNEW WE'D BE LATE. 776 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:01,693 WE'RE FINE. 777 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,394 HIS PARENTS ARE PROMPTNESS NUTS. 778 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,614 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LATE. 779 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,876 ASHLEY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS 780 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,052 WHEN YOU MAKE PEOPLE CHANGE TEN TIMES. 781 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,794 OOH... 782 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:19,624 THESE LEAVES WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL TEXTILE. 783 00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,713 HALLEY, LOOK. 784 00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:23,279 I'LL BET IF WE MAKE SHEETS... 785 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,368 MOTHER! 786 00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:28,241 OF THIS PATTERN, WE'D MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS! 787 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:30,548 MOTHER, PLEASE, NOT NOW. 788 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:33,986 [ whispers ] She's high. 789 00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:36,771 SHE'S NOT HIGH, SHE'S MEDICATED. 790 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,468 OW. 791 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:40,558 Grandma: "OW"... 792 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:41,994 YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING-- 793 00:42:42,124 --> 00:42:43,952 WHEN YOU MAKE THE "OW" SOUND, 794 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,433 YOUR MOUTH DOES THIS FUNNY THING 795 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,608 IN THE CORNERS. 796 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,175 MOTHER, YOU'RE NOT SICK ANYMORE. 797 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,046 YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE WEED WHEN YOU WERE SICK. 798 00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:52,047 YOU'RE NOT SICK ANYMORE. 799 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,309 I DO HAVE HEADACHES A LOT. 800 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,833 SHE'LL BE FINE. WOULD YOU RING THE BELL? 801 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:55,877 SMILE. 802 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,139 [ doorbell chimes ] 803 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:58,663 DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR WIND CHIMES, 804 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,229 OR IS IT JUST ME? 805 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,753 THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER. 806 00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,755 SHIT! 807 00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:09,238 HELLO. 808 00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:12,633 I KNOW IT'S TURKEY DAY, 809 00:43:12,764 --> 00:43:15,201 BUT WE THOUGHT SQUAB WOULD BE MOST SPECIAL. 810 00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:17,943 OH, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. 811 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,033 SQUAB. 812 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:22,556 CAN I SAY I'M A VEGETARIAN? 813 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:23,905 NO. 814 00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:25,951 IT REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE YELLOW PARAKEET 815 00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:28,649 I HAD WHEN I WAS A GIRL. 816 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:32,392 SUCH A SWEET, SMART LITTLE BIRD. 817 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:34,612 THEY LOOK WONDERFUL. 818 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:35,874 THANK YOU. 819 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,138 MARCELLA'S SUCH A TRULY MAGNIFICENT COOK. 820 00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,183 WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE FOUND HER. 821 00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:43,577 OH, I BET THERE'S A STORY IN THAT. 822 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,231 TELL ME, HOW LOST WERE YOU 823 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:47,450 BEFORE YOU WERE FOUND? 824 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:52,368 BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A LADY WHO DOESN'T GET LOST VERY OFTEN. 825 00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:54,109 GRANDMA. 826 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,894 SHE CAME WITH US 20 YEARS AGO 827 00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,635 WHEN WE MOVED UP HERE FROM ATLANTA. 828 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,812 SHE REALLY RAISED OUR LEWIS. 829 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:05,338 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A WORKING MOTHER. 830 00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:08,776 I WASN'T. 831 00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:12,214 SHE DID GO THROUGH A BROKERAGE TRAINING PROGRAM. 832 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:13,651 SHE WAS GOOD. 833 00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:15,391 KILLER INSTINCT. 834 00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:17,785 BUT SHE SET HER SIGHTS ON ME, INSTEAD. 835 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:20,745 AND I'D SAY I GOT THE BEST DEAL AT THE FIRM. 836 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,094 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 837 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,965 HE'S NO CLARK GABLE, 838 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,968 BUT THEN VERY FEW MEN ARE. 839 00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:29,928 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT CHARACTER? 840 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:30,885 ASHLEY. 841 00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:32,844 ASHLEY. 842 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,628 NO, YOU'RE ASHLEY. 843 00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:38,850 [ chuckles nervously ] 844 00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:42,854 THE WEDDING PLANS ARE COMING ALONG BEAUTIFULLY. 845 00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:45,639 OH, WELL, YOU HOLLER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP AT ALL. 846 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,816 I WANT THIS TO BE A MEMORABLE AFFAIR. 847 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:51,297 Mr. Warsher: CAROL DOES THROW ON HECK OF A LUNCHEON. 848 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:53,212 Mrs. Warsher: THAT IS MY ONE REGRET 849 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,692 ABOUT NOT HAVING MORE CHILDREN. 850 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,781 HAVING GIRLS MUST BE SUCH FUN. 851 00:44:56,911 --> 00:44:59,087 BUT WE ALWAYS FELT THAT HAVING AN ONLY CHILD 852 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:02,308 WAS A MUCH BETTER WAY TO MOLD AND SHAPE THEIR CHARACTER. 853 00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:04,658 Lydia: ASHLEY WAS ALONE FOR HER FIRST SIX YEARS. 854 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,443 I LIKE TO THINK SHE GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. 855 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:10,229 Halley: MY BEST FRIEND IS AN ONLY CHILD. 856 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,885 SHE'S HAVING A BABY, 857 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,625 WHICH I KNOW AT OUR AGE 858 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,366 IS SOMETHING THAT OBVIOUSLY WASN'T PLANNED. 859 00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:20,456 AND HER MOM IS NOT REALLY THRILLED ABOUT THE SITUATION, 860 00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,458 BUT I REALLY THINK 861 00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:25,635 THAT SHE'S KIND OF STARTING TO GET BEHIND IT RIGHT NOW. 862 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:26,724 SO... 863 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:30,597 OH! 864 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:40,259 UM, WHICH WAY TO THE BATHROOM? 865 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,391 RIGHT DOWN THE HALL AND TO YOUR LEFT. 866 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,633 Mrs. Warsher: ISN'T IT A SURPRISE-- 867 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,853 OUR CHILDREN CHOOSING TO GET MARRIED SO YOUNG. 868 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:10,898 I ALWAYS THOUGHT LEWIS WOULD TAKE HIS TIME 869 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,334 TO FIND THE RIGHT PERSON. 870 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,384 Lewis: WELL, IT MUST BE THE EXAMPLE OF YOU AND DAD. 871 00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:21,909 I MEAN... YOU MAKE MARRIAGE SEEM SO FUN. 872 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:25,957 AND ASHLEY'S A LOT LIKE YOU, MOM. 873 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,964 UH, SHE'S A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN. 874 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:35,401 [ smoke alarm beeps ] 875 00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:39,753 [ dog barking ] 876 00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:41,233 [ beeping ] 877 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:42,887 All: HALLEY? 878 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,192 [ knock on door ] 879 00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,281 Lydia: OPEN THE DOOR, HALLEY. 880 00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:47,630 Mr. Warsher: YOUNG LADY? 881 00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:49,763 Lydia: OPEN THE DOOR. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 882 00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:03,821 LOVELY EVENING. THANK YOU. 883 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,869 THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME. 884 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,958 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 885 00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:14,832 YOUR MOM OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET MARRIED. 886 00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:17,138 YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I'M SOME DESPERATE WOMAN 887 00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:19,010 SOMEHOW FORCING YOU INTO THE WHOLE THING. 888 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,620 I DID NOT. 889 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,665 "ASHLEY'S A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN." 890 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:23,971 OH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 891 00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:26,495 I HAVE WITNESSES! MOM, YOU WERE THERE. 892 00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:28,280 YOU DID SAY SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES. 893 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,282 WELL, THAT IS NOT HOW I MEANT IT. 894 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:32,414 LEWIS, YOU HAVE A LOVELY FAMILY 895 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:33,938 AND THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT. 896 00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:36,331 THEY WEREN'T EXACTLY LOVELY TO YOU. 897 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,725 "OH, YOU ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING, 898 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,815 YOU LOWER CLASS, PATHETIC DIVORCéE? 899 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,425 Lydia: ASHLEY, ENOUGH. 900 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,388 I'M THE ONE WHO GOT HUMPED BY A DOG IN THERE. 901 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:06,622 [ soft tapping sound ] 902 00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:30,690 Halley: WHERE ARE WE? 903 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,213 Macon: YOU'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE. 904 00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:33,519 IT'S TOO DARK TO SEE. 905 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:34,955 JUST HOLD ON. 906 00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:20,305 ME AND SHERWOOD FOUND THIS PLACE A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 907 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,351 WE USED TO COME HERE. 908 00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:29,531 [ music plays ] 909 00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:30,750 YOU LIKE IT? 910 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,839 ♪ A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SWEET 911 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,928 YEAH. 912 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,451 ♪ LOVE CAN MAKE YOU 913 00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,539 COME ON, LET'S DANCE. 914 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:38,540 NO. 915 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:39,541 YES. 916 00:49:39,672 --> 00:49:40,673 NO.YES. 917 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,283 NOPE. 918 00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:44,242 ♪ I SO WANT 919 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,895 COME ON, MACON. 920 00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:46,896 NO. 921 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:47,941 MACON! 922 00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:49,160 PLEASE? COME ON, MACON. 923 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,596 ♪ A BOY THAT'S SO STRONG ♪ 924 00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:51,684 NO. 925 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,033 ♪ A LOVE THAT'S SO TRUE 926 00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:54,948 YOU LOOK GREAT, BUT I JUST... 927 00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:59,257 ♪ I THINK ABOUT HER, THAT'S ALL I DO ♪ 928 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,389 [ siren blares ] 929 00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:36,729 MICHAEL'S PARENTS MOVED TO FLORIDA. 930 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:39,123 YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL THEM. 931 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,254 I KNOW. 932 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,127 I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT 933 00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:45,912 WHAT TO SAY THAT MAKES ANY SENSE. 934 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,044 WHICH MAKES SENSE, 935 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,480 GIVEN THAT NONE OF WHAT'S HAPPENED 936 00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:49,655 MAKES ANY SENSE. 937 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,396 [ laughs ] 938 00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:52,614 OH... 939 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:55,226 YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD. 940 00:50:55,356 --> 00:50:59,273 BECAUSE IF YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS PREGNANT, 941 00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:03,190 I WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU CONSIDERING HAVING AN ABORTION 942 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:07,020 OR PUTTING THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION. 943 00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:12,286 YOU CAN STILL PUT THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION. 944 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,418 NO. 945 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,943 I KNOW ALL THE ARGUMENTS. 946 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,990 AND I KNOW WHAT I'M GIVING UP. 947 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:29,434 AND I KNOW THAT NOTHING IS GONNA BE NORMAL FOR ME ANYMORE. 948 00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,088 [ chuckles ] 949 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:34,091 OH, BUT WHAT IS NORMAL, ANYWAY? 950 00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:38,312 GROWING UP WITH MY MOM SURE WASN'T. 951 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:42,708 LOSING MICHAEL WASN'T. 952 00:51:47,234 --> 00:51:48,844 I USED TO THINK THAT MY FAMILY 953 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,586 WAS THE PICTURE-PERFECT EXAMPLE OF NORMAL. 954 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:53,762 US. 955 00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:59,464 MAYBE BEING ABNORMAL IS WHAT'S NORMAL, RIGHT? 956 00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,161 YEAH, IT'S LIKE YOU AND MACON. 957 00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:03,859 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-- 958 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:06,427 YOU FALLING IN LOVE WITH A GUY LIKE HIM. 959 00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,255 I'M NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM, 960 00:52:08,386 --> 00:52:10,605 I LIKE KISSING HIM. 961 00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:12,738 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 962 00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:14,696 WITH BENEFITS. 963 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,089 SHUT UP. 964 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,743 BYE, I'M LEAVING. 965 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,310 YOU'VE GOT IT BAD, HALLEY! 966 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,572 I'M LEAVING! 967 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:41,245 I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME. 968 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:48,904 I KNOW THIS IS AWFULLY FORWARD OF ME, 969 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:52,865 BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 970 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:06,139 YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM. 971 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,620 OH, THAT. I FORGOT I WAS WEARING THAT. 972 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,099 DIDN'T I EXPLAIN? 973 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:13,233 I'M A CIVIL WAR REENACTOR-- A LITTLE HOBBY. 974 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:15,322 I GUESS I LIKE THINKING ABOUT A TIME 975 00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:18,586 WHEN HONOR AND CHIVALRY REALLY MEANT SOMETHING. 976 00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:21,676 I KNOW I'VE BEEN SLOW TO TAKE ACTION. 977 00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:23,200 SLOW'S GOOD. 978 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,419 WOULD DINNER TONIGHT BE TOO FAST? 979 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:26,855 YES. 980 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,207 I MEAN, NO. I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO. 981 00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:36,865 ♪ LONG AGO 982 00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:40,782 ♪ I DREW A LINE INTO THE SAND ♪ 983 00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:43,742 ♪ JUMPED ACROSS AND HELD YOUR HAND ♪ 984 00:53:43,872 --> 00:53:45,526 ♪ BAND OF GOLD 985 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:46,832 CHEERS. 986 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:53,360 ♪ PROTECT US FROM THE BITTER TIDE ♪ 987 00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:58,147 ♪ THAT COMES TO WASH AWAY OUR WORDS WITH TIME ♪ 988 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,673 ♪ HELLO, YOU 989 00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:05,111 ♪ HELLO, ME 990 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,896 ♪ HELLO, HELLO 991 00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:10,856 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE 992 00:54:10,986 --> 00:54:18,559 ♪ LOVE IS MORE THAN WHAT IT SEEMS? ♪ 993 00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:20,518 FRIENDS? 994 00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:22,259 FRIENDS. 995 00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:27,960 STEVE, I HAD A LOVELY TIME. 996 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:40,189 ♪ PROMISES 997 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,495 GOOD NIGHT. 998 00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:44,672 ♪ MADE UNDER THE RITE OF SPRING ♪ 999 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,719 ♪ HEAVY UNDER SUMMER'S SCENE 1000 00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:48,894 OH! 1001 00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:51,766 I-I-I WAS JUST-- 1002 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,072 YOU WERE JUST LEAVING. 1003 00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:54,508 EXACTLY. 1004 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:56,771 HALLEY. 1005 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,428 THIS IS HOW YOU CONDUCT YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN HOME? 1006 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:03,082 YOU SAID IT-- MY OWN HOME. 1007 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,737 THAT IMPLIES I HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHAT I DO! 1008 00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:08,217 HALLEY MARIE MARTIN, CONDUCT UNBECOMING. 1009 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:09,349 [ knock on door ] 1010 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,307 NO! 1011 00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:11,308 [ louder knock ] 1012 00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:12,918 NO! 1013 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:18,880 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS BOY. 1014 00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:20,534 I'M NOT SERIOUS. 1015 00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:22,667 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT? 1016 00:55:22,797 --> 00:55:23,842 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1017 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,931 MAYBE IF YOU HAD A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN, 1018 00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:28,542 YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THE POSITION YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW. 1019 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,805 WHERE IS ALL THIS ATTITUDE COMING FROM, HALLEY? 1020 00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:32,111 THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU. 1021 00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,242 LIKE ME? 1022 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,766 MOM, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 1023 00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:36,681 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT KNOWING PEOPLE. 1024 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:38,683 HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THAT STRANGE BOY? 1025 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,424 MOM, HE'S NOT STRANGE, OKAY? 1026 00:55:40,554 --> 00:55:41,903 HIS NAME IS MACON. 1027 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,079 AND MAYBE IF YOU PAID ATTENTION TO ANYONE-- 1028 00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:46,212 GOD FORBID-- BESIDES YOURSELF 1029 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,170 AND ASHLEY AND HER STUPID WEDDING, 1030 00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:49,781 YOU WOULD KNOW THAT. 1031 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:06,188 I'M TRYING. 1032 00:56:08,713 --> 00:56:11,977 HALLEY, YOU USED TO TALK TO ME. 1033 00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,720 YEAH, AND YOU WERE TOO BUSY HATING DAD TO LISTEN. 1034 00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:28,602 I'M SORRY YOU'VE HAD TO GO THROUGH THIS. I'M... 1035 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:36,567 I HATE DAD... 1036 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:38,656 SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS TO US. 1037 00:56:40,832 --> 00:56:42,703 I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM. 1038 00:56:46,141 --> 00:56:47,665 AND THEN I DON'T HATE HIM, 1039 00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:49,493 AND I FEEL BAD FOR HATING HIM. 1040 00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:51,973 SWEETIE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO HATE YOUR FATHER. 1041 00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:53,758 HE'S A DECENT MAN. 1042 00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,199 I DON'T WANT YOU TO HATE ME, EITHER, 1043 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:03,071 BUT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO START LAYING DOWN SOME RULES. 1044 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,333 OH, HERE WE GO. 1045 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:06,858 HALLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL NEXT YEAR. 1046 00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:08,512 NO. NO, NO, NO. 1047 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,731 YOU PROMISED ME THAT I COULD GO 1048 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:13,995 TO THE NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY WITH MACON--MOM, PLEASE! 1049 00:57:14,126 --> 00:57:17,434 NO. NO BUTS, NO NEW YEAR'S EVE, NO MACON. 1050 00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:20,567 GOD! 1051 00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:25,224 [ music plays ] 1052 00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:33,841 "DEAR MR. AND MRS. SHERWOOD... 1053 00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:36,888 "GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS--" 1054 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,367 EXCLAMATION POINT. 1055 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,244 WHY DON'T YOU TRY TELLING MICHAEL'S PARENTS 1056 00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:46,680 WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL? 1057 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:51,468 [ cell phone rings ] 1058 00:57:58,518 --> 00:57:59,650 MACON LAND. 1059 00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:03,915 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1060 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,267 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1061 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,188 ♪♪ 1062 00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:27,460 ♪ NO ONE LIKES TO LEAVE 1063 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,940 ♪ YEAH 1064 00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:32,204 ♪ LEAVIN', LEAVIN', YEAH 1065 00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:36,077 ♪ NO ONE LIKES TO LEAVE 1066 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,644 ♪ YEAH 1067 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:40,908 ♪ LEAVIN', LEAVIN', YEAH 1068 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:44,738 ♪ SHE'S COMPLETELY FREE 1069 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,620 HEY, MACON, THE MAN. 1070 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,795 HI. 1071 00:58:57,925 --> 00:58:59,100 [ laughs ] 1072 00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:00,798 THE PARTY'S JUST ARRIVED. 1073 00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:02,495 THE PARTY HAS-- I'M HERE. 1074 00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:07,195 [ rap music plays ] 1075 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,196 YEAH. 1076 00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:09,328 OKAY. 1077 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,418 SORRY. 1078 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,256 NOW, YOUARE PRETTY. 1079 00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:27,085 AW... 1080 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,655 COME ON, YOU CAN SMILE BETTER THAN THAT. 1081 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,135 Macon: HEY! 1082 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,746 WHAT? SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SMILE? 1083 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,443 MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1084 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,401 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR BREATHING. 1085 00:59:39,532 --> 00:59:41,795 YEAH, YOU'RE BREATHING TOO CLOSE. 1086 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:42,796 SORRY ABOUT THIS. 1087 00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:43,884 IT'S OKAY. 1088 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,495 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1089 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,758 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1090 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,805 HERE'S TO THE NEW YEAR, RIGHT? 1091 00:59:51,936 --> 00:59:55,809 YEAH, RIGHT. TO THE NEW YEAR. WHOO. 1092 00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:58,029 OKAY, KNOCK-KNOCK. POLICE RAID. 1093 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,035 HEY, MACON, MY MAN... WHAT'S UP? 1094 01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:05,602 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 1095 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,431 I LOST MY DAMN EARRING. 1096 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:11,608 HEY, MACON. 1097 01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:14,959 HI, HALLEY. 1098 01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:17,439 HI. 1099 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,441 THANKS. 1100 01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:24,882 Boy: HALLEY... 1101 01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:26,100 NICE NAME. 1102 01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:31,932 HEY! WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FERRET? 1103 01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:34,935 DUDE, I HAVE ONE. I HAVE ONE. 1104 01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:37,068 COME ON, DUDE. 1105 01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:39,200 I PUT A LITTLE HAT ON HIM AND EVERYTHING. 1106 01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:40,811 IT'S AWESOME. 1107 01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:56,000 SO, WHEN'S SCARLETT DUE, ANYWAY? 1108 01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,614 YOU KNOW? 1109 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,051 YEAH, MY MOM'S A BOOKKEEPER IN HER DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 1110 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:07,054 BUT...DON'T WORRY. I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE. 1111 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:10,492 THIRD WEEK OF MAY. 1112 01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:13,017 GOD, THAT IS SO FREAKY. 1113 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,716 YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT... 1114 01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:18,892 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY'D HOOKED UP. 1115 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:22,461 REALLY? 'CAUSE THEY WENT OUT ALL SUMMER. 1116 01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:23,810 DID THEY? 1117 01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,465 YEAH, AND HE WAS COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH HER. 1118 01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:27,945 SHE'S RUINING HER LIFE, YOU KNOW. 1119 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,469 I THINK I'D KILL MYSELF BEFORE I HAD A BABY. 1120 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,905 I KNOW ENOUGH 1121 01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:34,691 TO KNOW I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT. 1122 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:37,737 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SCARLETT. 1123 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:40,174 RIGHT. 1124 01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:41,698 THANK GOD FOR THAT. 1125 01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:03,981 ♪ SUPPOSE I SAID 1126 01:02:04,111 --> 01:02:10,552 ♪ I'M ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR 1127 01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:14,600 ♪ THERE ARE TIMES 1128 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:19,736 ♪ I LOSE MY WORRIED MIND 1129 01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:22,434 ♪ WOULD YOU WANT ME 1130 01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:26,917 ♪ WHEN I'M NOT MYSELF? 1131 01:02:30,616 --> 01:02:32,618 ♪ WAIT IT OUT 1132 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:36,927 ♪ WHILE I AM SOMEONE ELSE? ♪ 1133 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:46,371 ♪ SUPPOSE I SAID 1134 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:51,245 ♪ COLORS CHANGE FOR NO GOOD REASON ♪ 1135 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:57,164 ♪ WORDS WILL GO 1136 01:02:57,295 --> 01:03:02,474 ♪ FROM POETRY TO PROSE 1137 01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:05,129 ♪ WOULD YOU WANT ME 1138 01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:09,829 ♪ WHEN I'M NOT MYSELF? 1139 01:03:13,354 --> 01:03:15,182 ♪ WAIT IT OUT 1140 01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:19,665 ♪ WHILE I AM SOMEONE ELSE? 1141 01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,802 ♪ AND I 1142 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,111 ♪ IN TIME 1143 01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:32,721 WHAT'S WRONG? 1144 01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:36,813 ♪ WILL COME AROUND 1145 01:03:36,943 --> 01:03:38,075 I'M SORRY. 1146 01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,600 ♪ I ALWAYS DO 1147 01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,558 HALLEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1148 01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:46,997 ♪ FOR YOU 1149 01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,002 [ talking and laughing ] 1150 01:03:58,486 --> 01:04:02,403 All: TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, 1151 01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:05,667 SIX, FIVE, FOUR, 1152 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:08,932 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1153 01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:11,195 [ cheering ] 1154 01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,695 I'M SORRY. 1155 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,051 I REALLY AM. 1156 01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,666 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1157 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:53,802 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED US TO BE TOGETHER. 1158 01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:58,807 I--I DO-- BUT, "TOGETHER"? 1159 01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:06,206 IT'S SO OFFICIAL AND SO BIG FOR--FOR US. 1160 01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:09,253 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SAY WHAT YOU FEEL FOR ONCE, HUH? 1161 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,256 I COULD DO THAT. 1162 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:15,433 I CAN. 1163 01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:17,914 I CAN. 1164 01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:24,616 I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE BECAUSE I MIGHT... 1165 01:05:27,358 --> 01:05:28,881 REALLY... 1166 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:33,625 CARE ABOUT YOU, AND... 1167 01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:41,589 AND IT SCARED ME SO MUCH BECAUSE THAT MEANT THAT... 1168 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,461 YOU COULD HURT ME. 1169 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,814 OR MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T FEEL READY... 1170 01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,776 TO LIKE SOMEONE... THAT MUCH. 1171 01:05:57,562 --> 01:05:58,737 AND I LIKE YOU. 1172 01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:03,394 DON'T MAKE IT SO COMPLICATED, HALLEY. 1173 01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:07,224 [ horn honking ] 1174 01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,965 [ screams ] 1175 01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:14,057 [ horn honks ] 1176 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,537 SOME PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. 1177 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,843 I HAD TO CRASH INTO IT. 1178 01:07:20,688 --> 01:07:22,255 HEY, BABY. 1179 01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:23,387 HI. 1180 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,999 I'M SORRY. 1181 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,045 YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE. 1182 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:33,136 GOD. 1183 01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,051 AND I RUINED YOUR PARTY, TOO. 1184 01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:38,184 I'M NOT CONCERNED WITH THE PARTY. 1185 01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:39,403 YOUR DATE WITH STEVE. 1186 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,492 I KNOW THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU. 1187 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:44,408 HALLEY, I KNOW YOU WERE WITH MACON FORRESTER. 1188 01:07:46,627 --> 01:07:48,194 MOM, IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT, THOUGH. 1189 01:07:48,325 --> 01:07:50,718 WE WERE TRYING TO LEAVE THIS BAD PARTY AND GET HOME. 1190 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,155 HE WAS LETTING ME DRIVE-- 1191 01:07:52,285 --> 01:07:54,896 YOU GUYS KNOW I'M THE WORSE DRIVER IN THE WORLD. 1192 01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,507 AND I COULD NOT EVEN SEE-- 1193 01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:58,335 HALLEY, SAVE YOUR STRENGTH. 1194 01:07:58,465 --> 01:08:00,772 YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT TO COME UP WITH BETTER EXCUSES. 1195 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:16,614 ♪ THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW 1196 01:08:16,744 --> 01:08:22,141 ♪ TIRED FROM ALL THE TIME I SPENT ♪ 1197 01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:24,883 MACON WASN'T THERE WHEN I WOKE UP. 1198 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:29,061 MACON WASN'T THERE WHEN I LEFT. 1199 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:34,284 MACON WASN'T THERE THE WHOLE NEXT WEEK AT SCHOOL. 1200 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,069 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR OWN RULES? 1201 01:08:40,725 --> 01:08:41,856 ANY WORD FROM HIM? 1202 01:08:41,987 --> 01:08:42,988 NO. 1203 01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:49,125 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT GUYS ARE GOOD AT, RIGHT? 1204 01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:52,040 DISAPPEARING? 1205 01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:59,396 ♪ SO LONG 1206 01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:05,402 ♪ BYE, MY FRIENDS, SO LONG ♪ 1207 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:06,751 ♪ SO LONG 1208 01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:15,412 ♪ WILL IT EVER HAPPEN AGAIN? ♪ 1209 01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:17,675 HEY. I'M BACK. 1210 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:25,552 YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 1211 01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:32,255 AND I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP. 1212 01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:17,865 MACON? 1213 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:25,917 ASHLEY? 1214 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:29,050 OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? 1215 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,402 HI, HALLEY. 1216 01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:36,144 I THINK I JUST DROPPED MY KEYS. 1217 01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:38,843 NO, THEY'RE IN THE DOOR. COME ON. OW! 1218 01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:42,063 HI. STOP SPINNING! STOP SPINNING, STOP SPINNING. 1219 01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:43,630 I'M NOT SPINNING! 1220 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:45,502 SHH! 1221 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,764 [ whispers ] Quiet! 1222 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,986 MAYBE YOUSHOULD BE QUIET. 1223 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:53,466 THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 1224 01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:55,381 Ashley. Ashley, upstairs. 1225 01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:57,514 OH, HALLEY, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SISTER. 1226 01:10:57,644 --> 01:10:59,255 Shh! 1227 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:02,736 WHOA...YOU THINK I'M DOING THOSE? 1228 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,172 I AM NOT DOING THOSE. 1229 01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:05,739 Be careful. Shh! 1230 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:08,742 CHRIST, HALLEY. IT'S ALL RIGHT! 1231 01:11:10,178 --> 01:11:14,444 THIS IS MY BACHELORETTE PARTY! 1232 01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,576 I'M A BACHELORETTE! 1233 01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,056 WHOA! 1234 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:30,155 OH... 1235 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,941 THANK YOU, LITTLE SISTER. 1236 01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:35,769 YOU ARE THE GREATEST. 1237 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,510 OKAY, ASHLEY-- ASHLEY! 1238 01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:39,730 PLEASE, JUST TAKE THIS. 1239 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:40,948 JESUS. WHAT-- 1240 01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:42,254 WHOA. 1241 01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:44,996 YOU JUST... 1242 01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:45,997 [ laughs ] 1243 01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:47,041 ASHLEY, 1244 01:11:47,172 --> 01:11:48,434 PLEASE. COME ON. 1245 01:11:48,565 --> 01:11:50,741 [ whispers ] Mom is upstairs sleeping. 1246 01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,177 MOM'S NOT HOME. 1247 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:56,921 OH, REALLY? AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1248 01:11:57,051 --> 01:12:01,055 FRIDAY NIGHTS SHE SNEAKS OUT TO HAVE SEX WITH STEVE. 1249 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,841 [ laughing ] 1250 01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:11,370 SHE TOLD YOU THAT? 1251 01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:13,764 SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. 1252 01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:17,594 GOD, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH? 1253 01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:22,947 Ashley... 1254 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:29,432 YOU HATCHET-FACED SCARECROW. 1255 01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:30,781 YOU BABOON. 1256 01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:31,825 BAG OF BONES. 1257 01:12:31,956 --> 01:12:33,392 YOU SOUR PUSS. 1258 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,176 [ knock on door ] 1259 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:38,658 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU. 1260 01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:40,399 OOH...HOW IS SHE? 1261 01:12:41,618 --> 01:12:43,271 [ blows raspberry ] 1262 01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:45,970 SWEETIE. 1263 01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:55,588 A HANGOVER KIT. 1264 01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:57,111 OH... 1265 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:59,766 NOT TO APPEAR SUPERIOR, BUT I DID LIMIT MYSELF 1266 01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:02,421 TO ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1267 01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:05,250 IF IT WASN'T FOR HALLEY, I WOULD'VE DIED, PROBABLY. 1268 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,818 NO, YOU JUST WOULD'VE WOKEN UP ON THE PORCH. 1269 01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:10,603 Lewis: I BET THE NEIGHBORS WOULD'VE LOVED THAT. 1270 01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,779 RIGHT, ESPECIALLY WITH THE, UH, 1271 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,391 MEN'S UNDERWEAR AROUND HER NECK. 1272 01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:18,306 UNDERWEAR? 1273 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,484 IT WAS NOTHING. JUST SOMETHING STUPID. 1274 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,921 UNDERWEAR IS NOT "NOTHING." 1275 01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:27,577 UH, NO, THEY WERE PRETTY MUCH NOTHING. 1276 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:32,495 WE PROMISED EACH OTHER NO STRIPPERS. 1277 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,148 I KNOW, LEWIS. I KNOW, I KNOW. 1278 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,368 BUT I WAS AT THE MERCY OF MY FRIENDS. 1279 01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,675 DON'T PROMISES WE MAKE TO EACH OTHER MEAN ANYTHING? 1280 01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,286 YES, OF COURSE THEY MEAN SOMETHING, LEWIS! 1281 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:42,809 GOD, DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT! 1282 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,768 OH, I'M UPTIGHT? I-I-I-- 1283 01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:47,640 YES, LEWIS, YOU ARE. YOU ARE UPTIGHT. 1284 01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:50,077 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? HALLEY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. 1285 01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:52,428 YOU HAVE GOT A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR BUTT. 1286 01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:53,864 I NEVER SAID THAT! 1287 01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,866 Lewis: WELL, GUESS WHO PUT IT THERE? 1288 01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:58,434 DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. MAYBE I'LL FIND SOMEBODY FUN! 1289 01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:00,348 TO TELL THE TRUTH, YOU ARE NO FUN! 1290 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,089 WE MADE A PROMISE TO EACH OTHER, 1291 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,092 BUT YOU DON'T KEEP IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SELF-ABSORBED. 1292 01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,485 DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. 1293 01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,487 Lydia: HELLO. GOOD MORNING, HALLEY. 1294 01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:10,924 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 1295 01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:12,143 I THINK THEY'RE BREAKING UP. 1296 01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:13,797 Ashley: RELAX. YOU'RE NO FUN. 1297 01:14:13,927 --> 01:14:16,408 Lewis: MARRIAGE IS A PROMISE-- SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE KEPT. 1298 01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:18,845 NOT EVERY ARGUMENT LEADS TO A BREAKUP. 1299 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:19,977 [ door opens ] 1300 01:14:20,107 --> 01:14:21,021 FOR REAL! 1301 01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:22,458 [ door slams ] 1302 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,984 THE WEDDING IS OFF. 1303 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:32,468 [ ring clatters ] 1304 01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,391 [ soft tapping sound ] 1305 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:08,591 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY I'M SORRY. 1306 01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:11,724 "I'M SORRY" DOESN'T ALWAYS CUT IT, MACON. GOD! 1307 01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:18,209 I COULDN'T STAY WITH YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. 1308 01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:19,515 I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE, 1309 01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,517 BUT THINK HOW MUCH MORE FREAKED OUT 1310 01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:23,954 YOUR MOM WOULD'VE GOT IF SHE'D HAVE SEEN ME. 1311 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,002 OH, MY GOD. 1312 01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:31,788 OKAY. WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1313 01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:34,660 SO, YOU WERE DITCHING ME FOR MY OWN BENEFIT? 1314 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:35,748 AW... 1315 01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:39,839 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 1316 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:42,102 I--I DIDN'T DITCH YOU. 1317 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,279 I... 1318 01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,544 OKAY, I... 1319 01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,851 I FREAKED OUT. 1320 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:56,682 I'M NOT USED TO FEELING THIS WAY ABOUT SOMEBODY. 1321 01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:58,945 AND I JUST... 1322 01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:01,382 I COULDN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST LOST YOU, TOO. 1323 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:10,261 HERE. 1324 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,045 COME ON, I'LL HELP YOU EAT THEM. 1325 01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:16,049 NO. I DON'T WANT ANY. 1326 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:21,751 I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. 1327 01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:26,538 YOUR MOM WILL GET OVER IT. 1328 01:16:26,669 --> 01:16:28,758 IT'S NOT MY MOM. IT'S ME. 1329 01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:34,372 AND, OF COURSE, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO GET MARRIED, 1330 01:16:34,502 --> 01:16:36,243 I CAN GET MY MAKEUP AND HAIR PEOPLE 1331 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,332 TO DO YOU ON THE BIG DAY. 1332 01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:40,726 AND IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO GET MARRIED, 1333 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,686 I THINK YOU SHOULD LET THEM DO SOME WORK ON YOU ANYWAY, 1334 01:16:43,816 --> 01:16:46,645 BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA WANT TO LOOK YOUR BEST 1335 01:16:46,776 --> 01:16:48,604 WHEN YOU GET BACK OUT THERE. 1336 01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:55,611 DARLING, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CANCELING A WEDDING. 1337 01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:57,917 NO, IT'S INDEFINITELY POSTPONED. 1338 01:16:58,048 --> 01:17:00,790 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY OFFICIALLY. 1339 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,313 MY MOM FOUND OUT. 1340 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,707 ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T REALLY EVEN MADE UP MY MIND YET, 1341 01:17:04,837 --> 01:17:06,056 SO IF EVERYBODY COULD JUST-- 1342 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:09,189 OH, HONEY. 1343 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,974 GIVE ME A HUG. 1344 01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:16,283 SWEETIE, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1345 01:17:16,414 --> 01:17:20,505 OKAY? FOR A WHILE THERE, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET MARRIED. 1346 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,376 FINALLY, I HAD TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN, 1347 01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:24,988 OR MY GUY HERE WOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT-- 1348 01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:28,818 [ phone rings ] 1349 01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:33,039 [ rings ] 1350 01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:34,345 I'LL GET THAT. 1351 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,351 HELLO? 1352 01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:46,400 HONEY, IT'S THEIR MOTHER CALLING FROM VIRGINIA. 1353 01:17:46,531 --> 01:17:48,707 IT SEEMS YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAD A BAD FALL. 1354 01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:50,840 YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU TO MEET HER THERE. 1355 01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:57,760 DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY IN THERE? 1356 01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,892 IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. 1357 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:02,765 [ yells ] GRANDMA, ARE YOU ALL...RIGHT? 1358 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:07,595 YES, I'M JUST SMOKING A LITTLE MARIJUANA. 1359 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:12,775 LOOK AT THAT PATTERN. 1360 01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:14,385 IS IT JUST ME, 1361 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:17,997 OR IS THAT THE SPITTIN' IMAGE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN? 1362 01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:21,522 LOOK, HALLEY, LOOK. SEE, THERE'S THE MOLE. 1363 01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:24,830 HALLEY, YOU MUST SEE IT! 1364 01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:27,528 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SEES THINGS NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE. 1365 01:18:27,659 --> 01:18:28,486 I DO? 1366 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:29,922 YES. 1367 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:31,707 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WALKING YET. 1368 01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:33,926 NEXT TIME YOU FALL LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK YOUR HIP. 1369 01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:35,580 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. 1370 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:38,452 HALLEY... 1371 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:40,846 YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT 1372 01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:42,892 TO SEE OUR COMET TOGETHER? 1373 01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:44,415 MM-HM. 1374 01:18:44,545 --> 01:18:46,156 Lydia: HALLEY WAS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THAT. 1375 01:18:46,286 --> 01:18:47,505 NO, I DO REMEMBER. 1376 01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:48,767 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY. 1377 01:18:48,898 --> 01:18:50,203 YOU REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT IT AFTER. 1378 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:51,683 NO, MOM, I DO REMEMBER. 1379 01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:54,773 WHY DOES NO ONE TRUST ME TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW ANYMORE? 1380 01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:56,209 GOD. 1381 01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,604 GOD! 1382 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:10,789 SHE DOESN'T EVEN THINK 1383 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,270 THAT MY OWN MEMORIES BELONG TO ME. 1384 01:19:17,404 --> 01:19:19,189 DARLING, SHE'S YOUR MOTHER. 1385 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:31,375 NOW, TELL ME ABOUT THIS FELLA OF YOURS. 1386 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,769 WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? 1387 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:39,470 GRANDMA, IT'S REALLY OVER. 1388 01:19:40,950 --> 01:19:44,780 FIRST LOVES ARE NEVER REALLY OVER. 1389 01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:50,089 NOBODY'S PERFECT, SWEETHEART. 1390 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:53,484 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WASN'T WORTH YOUR WHILE. 1391 01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:59,795 OH, BOY! DO I HAVE THE MUNCHIES! 1392 01:20:06,410 --> 01:20:07,541 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 1393 01:20:07,672 --> 01:20:09,326 HE'S NOT TERRIBLE-LOOKING. 1394 01:20:09,456 --> 01:20:10,806 YEAH, HE'S EVEN CUTE 1395 01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,896 IN THAT GEEKY WAY YOU LIKE GUYS, ASHLEY. 1396 01:20:14,026 --> 01:20:15,506 HALLEY, IT'S... 1397 01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:18,683 IT'S LEWIS. 1398 01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:50,106 ASHLEY, LOVE OF MY LIFE... 1399 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,239 LIFE OF MY HEART... 1400 01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:55,372 ONCE AGAIN... 1401 01:20:55,502 --> 01:20:56,852 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1402 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:05,077 YES. 1403 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,122 YES. 1404 01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:07,950 YES. HOW CRAZY. 1405 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,082 HOW CRAZY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1406 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,090 DO IT. 1407 01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:34,063 I OWE YOU ONE. 1408 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:37,457 FOR? 1409 01:21:37,588 --> 01:21:39,982 MACON'S A REALLY GREAT GUY. 1410 01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:41,244 SEE YA, HALLEY. 1411 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,431 HALLEY. 1412 01:21:55,954 --> 01:21:57,173 HEY. 1413 01:21:57,303 --> 01:21:58,696 HI. 1414 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:06,312 I HAD NO IDEA YOU GUYS WERE LIKE... 1415 01:22:06,443 --> 01:22:07,835 HANGING OUT. 1416 01:22:09,011 --> 01:22:10,403 ELIZABETH GUNDERSON AND ME? 1417 01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:11,448 NO, WE'RE JUST-- 1418 01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:12,449 FRIENDS? 1419 01:22:12,579 --> 01:22:13,580 YEAH. 1420 01:22:14,581 --> 01:22:15,626 RIGHT. 1421 01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:19,717 NO, IT'S FINE, BECAUSE WE HAD OUR THING, 1422 01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:21,110 AND IT WAS FUN... 1423 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,025 UNTIL IT WASN'T ANYMORE, RIGHT? 1424 01:22:23,155 --> 01:22:24,765 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 1425 01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:27,029 WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, IT'S BEST TO JUST KEEP GOING, 1426 01:22:27,159 --> 01:22:28,639 DON'T YOU THINK? 1427 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:32,991 COME ON, WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SEC? 1428 01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:44,916 AND TO MY BRIDE. 1429 01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:46,222 THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME 1430 01:22:46,352 --> 01:22:49,138 THAT SOCKS DON'T NEED TO BE IRONED, 1431 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:52,010 THAT ONE NEEDN'T EMPLOY THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM 1432 01:22:52,141 --> 01:22:54,491 FOR THEIR CD COLLECTION, 1433 01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:55,971 AND THAT, IN THE END, 1434 01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,885 IT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF DIFFERENCE 1435 01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,452 WHETHER YOU START THE TOILET PAPER 1436 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:01,759 FACING UP OR DOWN... 1437 01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:04,196 DESPITE--DESPITE WHAT MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME. 1438 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:08,331 BECAUSE, ASHLEY, YOU HAVE SHOWN ME 1439 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:10,811 THAT LIFE IS WORTH EMBRACING. 1440 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:13,945 EVEN IF IT MEANS MAKING A GIANT FOOL OF YOURSELF. 1441 01:23:14,076 --> 01:23:15,729 AND LUCKY FOR ME, 1442 01:23:15,860 --> 01:23:17,079 YOU'RE WILLING TO MARRY THE GUY 1443 01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:19,211 WHO'S BEEN THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL. 1444 01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:23,868 SO HERE'S TO A LIFETIME OF BIG, MESSY, 1445 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,870 WONDERFULLY OUT-OF-ORDER MOMENTS 1446 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,525 WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD-- 1447 01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:30,179 MY BRIDE. 1448 01:23:31,702 --> 01:23:33,008 OH... 1449 01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:18,053 YOUR BIG SISTER IS GETTING MARRIED IN 3 1/2 HOURS. 1450 01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:23,319 BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU GET NERVOUS, 1451 01:24:23,449 --> 01:24:24,798 YOU CAN ALWAYS... 1452 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:27,975 YOU REMEMBER THE SIGN. 1453 01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:30,848 OF COURSE. YOU TAUGHT IT TO ME, REMEMBER? 1454 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,632 SO, YOU KNOW. JUST... 1455 01:24:33,981 --> 01:24:35,331 LIKE THAT. UH-HUH. 1456 01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:37,768 I'LL DO SOMETHING. I'LL YELL, "FIRE!" OKAY? 1457 01:24:37,898 --> 01:24:38,769 OKAY. 1458 01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:39,944 OKAY. 1459 01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:47,517 AND WE'RE BACK WITH THE BIG DOG OF SOFT ROCK. 1460 01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:50,694 WDYG, 94 FM. "WE DIG THE DOG." 1461 01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:53,088 AND THIS IS DADDY DOG HIMSELF, LEN MARTIN, 1462 01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,786 COMING TO YOU TODAY ON A VERY SPECIAL DAY, 1463 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:58,397 'CAUSE ONE OF MY VERY OWN PUPPIES, THE ELDEST, 1464 01:24:58,528 --> 01:25:00,182 ASHLEY, IS GETTING MARRIED. 1465 01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:02,880 LORNA, HONEY, ANY WORDS OF WISDOM 1466 01:25:03,010 --> 01:25:03,968 COMING FROM YOU, 1467 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,317 MY VERY OWN NEWLYWED? 1468 01:25:05,448 --> 01:25:06,579 UH-HUH. 1469 01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:07,624 WATERPROOF MASCARA. 1470 01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:09,278 Len: I'M GONNA BORROW YOURS, 1471 01:25:09,408 --> 01:25:11,062 'CAUSE DADDY IS GONNA BE WEEPING LIKE A BABY. 1472 01:25:11,193 --> 01:25:14,196 ALL RIGHT, LET'S KICK OFF THIS POWER HOUR OF LOVE. 1473 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,240 HALLEY? 1474 01:25:15,371 --> 01:25:16,459 HALLEY, 1475 01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:18,025 ARE YOU OUT THERE? SECURITY! 1476 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:20,637 HEY, GIVE ME--COME ON. THIS IS MY JOB! 1477 01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:24,945 MY HALLEY? 1478 01:25:25,076 --> 01:25:27,426 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET YOU TO LISTEN, BUT-- 1479 01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:28,949 Lorna: LEN, LET HIM TALK. 1480 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,038 JUST HEAR ME OUT. 1481 01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,084 UM... 1482 01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:36,261 I SUCK WITH WORDS. 1483 01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:39,046 BUT SOMETIMES, WORDS AREN'T THE THING. 1484 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:41,614 LOVE ISN'T ABOUT WORDS, IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU DO. 1485 01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,964 AND WHAT I DID... 1486 01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:47,403 RUNNING AWAY, IT WAS STUPID. 1487 01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:51,320 WE BOTH KNOW LOVE'S A BIG, SCARY, EVIL CONCEPT. 1488 01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:53,017 BUT IF YOU FEEL IT, 1489 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,888 IT'S GONNA FOLLOW YOU AROUND LIKE A HUNGRY DOG 1490 01:25:55,019 --> 01:25:56,455 NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU RUN. 1491 01:25:56,586 --> 01:25:58,979 WAIT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY LOVE'S A DOG, 1492 01:25:59,110 --> 01:26:00,764 I JUST MEAN... 1493 01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:02,983 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1494 01:26:03,114 --> 01:26:05,464 I LOVE YOU, HALLEY. 1495 01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:06,726 IF LOVE BEATS US UP, 1496 01:26:06,857 --> 01:26:08,380 LET'S JUST BEAT IT UP RIGHT BACK. 1497 01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:10,077 WE COULD DO THIS, HALLEY. 1498 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,905 IF YOU'RE READY TO MAKE THE JUMP, 1499 01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,038 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE TO CATCH YOU. 1500 01:26:21,001 --> 01:26:22,351 AND WHAT A POWERFUL 1501 01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:25,397 POWER HOUR OF LOVE IT HAS BEEN. 1502 01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:28,574 THIS IS LEN MARTIN FOR WDYG, 1503 01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:30,663 THE BIG DOG OF SOFT ROCK. 1504 01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:32,404 THAT'S RIGHT-- ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR. 1505 01:26:32,535 --> 01:26:34,363 IT'S EVERYWHERE HERE TODAY, FOLKS. 1506 01:26:34,493 --> 01:26:37,670 AND THIS NEXT SONG IS GOING OUT TO THAT YOUNG LADY IN QUESTION, 1507 01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:40,630 MISS HALLEY MARTIN AND HER BIG SISTER ASHLEY, 1508 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,588 'CAUSE DADDY LOVES YOU. 1509 01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:46,113 [ Wild World by Cat Stevens plays ] 1510 01:26:46,244 --> 01:26:49,421 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1511 01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:53,512 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1512 01:26:55,906 --> 01:26:59,126 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1513 01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:02,782 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1514 01:27:02,913 --> 01:27:05,829 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1515 01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:08,310 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, MOM. 1516 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,790 ♪ NOW THAT I'VE LOST EVERYTHING TO YOU ♪ 1517 01:27:10,921 --> 01:27:12,444 I'M NOT TOO OLD TO WEAR PINK? 1518 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,054 NO. 1519 01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:19,190 ♪ AND IT'S BREAKING MY HEART YOU'RE LEAVING ♪ 1520 01:27:19,321 --> 01:27:20,670 ♪ BABY, I'M GRIEVING 1521 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,716 I LOOK LIKE A GIANT HELIUM BALLOON. 1522 01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:25,414 COME ON. WE HAVE TO GO. 1523 01:27:25,544 --> 01:27:29,983 ♪ HOPE YOU HAVE A LOT OF NICE THINGS TO WEAR ♪ 1524 01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:31,594 I'M GONNA WALK OVER. 1525 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,076 I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 1526 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:42,387 ♪ OOH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1527 01:27:42,518 --> 01:27:48,828 ♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY JUST UPON A SMILE ♪ 1528 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:55,095 ♪ OOH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1529 01:27:55,226 --> 01:28:01,450 ♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU LOOKING LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪ 1530 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:05,192 ♪ YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN A LOT OF WHAT THE WORLD CAN DO ♪ 1531 01:28:05,323 --> 01:28:08,500 ♪ AND IT'S BREAKIN' MY HEART IN TWO ♪ 1532 01:28:08,631 --> 01:28:11,547 ♪ BECAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU SAD, GIRL ♪ 1533 01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:14,637 ♪ DON'T BE A BAD GIRL 1534 01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:16,160 MACON! 1535 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,857 ♪ TAKE GOOD CARE 1536 01:28:17,988 --> 01:28:18,989 OH! 1537 01:28:19,119 --> 01:28:20,295 [ breathing heavily ] 1538 01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,733 OH, MACON! 1539 01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:27,258 ♪ AND BEWARE 1540 01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:35,005 ♪ WELL, OOH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1541 01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:37,660 HALLEY! LET'S GET HALLEY! 1542 01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,401 BACK SEAT. I NEED TO LIE DOWN. 1543 01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:41,228 OH! OKAY... 1544 01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:45,320 ♪ OOH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1545 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:49,193 [ Wedding March plays ] 1546 01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:26,796 Minister: PLEASE BE SEATED. 1547 01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:32,323 WE HAVE COME TOGETHER TODAY TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY 1548 01:29:32,454 --> 01:29:36,371 ASHLEY RENEE MARTIN AND LEWIS GIBSON WARSHER II. 1549 01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:38,590 IF ANY AMONG YOU KNOW ANY REASON 1550 01:29:38,721 --> 01:29:41,201 WHY THIS COUPLE MAY NOT LAWFULLY BE MARRIED, 1551 01:29:41,332 --> 01:29:43,639 DECLARE IT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 1552 01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:52,517 [ congregation chuckles ] 1553 01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:58,523 DO YOU, LEWIS, PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR, AND CHERISH ASHLEY 1554 01:29:58,654 --> 01:30:01,178 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, FOR RICHER OR FOR POORER, 1555 01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,702 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 1556 01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:06,357 FORSAKING ALL OTHERS AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 1557 01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:08,881 [ loudly ] I DO. 1558 01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:10,840 AND DO YOU, ASHLEY, 1559 01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:12,972 PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR, AND CHERISH LEWIS, 1560 01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:14,844 FOR RICHER OR FOR POORER, 1561 01:30:14,974 --> 01:30:16,454 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 1562 01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:19,283 FORSAKING ALL OTHERS AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 1563 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,502 I DO. 1564 01:30:20,632 --> 01:30:22,112 THE RINGS? 1565 01:30:29,815 --> 01:30:31,164 DEAR FRIENDS, 1566 01:30:31,295 --> 01:30:33,645 LET US ASK GOD TO BLESS THESE RINGS 1567 01:30:33,776 --> 01:30:37,127 AS A SYMBOL OF THEIR LOVE EVERLASTING. 1568 01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,607 Lewis: NO. NO, THE OTHER FINGER. 1569 01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:39,869 THAT'S RIGHT. 1570 01:30:39,999 --> 01:30:41,000 ASHLEY, LEWIS... 1571 01:30:41,131 --> 01:30:42,567 [ whispers ] She's having the baby. 1572 01:30:42,698 --> 01:30:44,874 Shh. Please be quiet. 1573 01:30:45,004 --> 01:30:47,746 ...AND HONOR TO DECLARE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 1574 01:30:47,877 --> 01:30:50,053 YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE. 1575 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:52,969 [ applause ] 1576 01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,496 She's having the baby...now. 1577 01:30:58,627 --> 01:31:00,280 Right now? 1578 01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:02,761 Scarlett's having the baby right now. I have to go. 1579 01:31:02,892 --> 01:31:04,415 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1580 01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,199 SCARLETT'S HAVING THE BABY. 1581 01:31:30,659 --> 01:31:32,008 BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE. 1582 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:36,447 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! NO! NO! 1583 01:31:38,057 --> 01:31:39,624 SHIT! 1584 01:31:39,755 --> 01:31:41,278 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 1585 01:31:41,408 --> 01:31:43,193 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1586 01:31:43,323 --> 01:31:44,673 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY! 1587 01:31:44,803 --> 01:31:46,631 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY! 1588 01:31:46,762 --> 01:31:47,589 LEWIS-- 1589 01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:48,633 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1590 01:31:48,764 --> 01:31:50,113 YOU HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 1591 01:31:50,243 --> 01:31:52,376 THAT WAS JUST A DREADFUL SCENE IN THERE. 1592 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:54,944 NOW THE SEATING ARRANGEMENT'S GONNA BE A DISASTER. 1593 01:31:55,074 --> 01:31:57,294 ONE EMPTY SEAT THROWS EVERYTHING OFF. 1594 01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:59,688 MOTHER, STOP IT. OKAY? 1595 01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:03,996 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. 1596 01:32:06,564 --> 01:32:08,087 Halley: SQUEEZE MY HAND. SQUEEZE MY HAND. 1597 01:32:08,218 --> 01:32:09,915 IT'S OKAY. WE'RE GONNA GET THERE. 1598 01:32:10,046 --> 01:32:12,701 [ screams ] 1599 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,924 I ASSUME DADDY WOULD LIKE TO BE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM? 1600 01:32:19,055 --> 01:32:20,926 UH, ME? NO, NO. I-- 1601 01:32:21,057 --> 01:32:21,971 BABY! 1602 01:32:22,101 --> 01:32:23,015 MOMMY! 1603 01:32:23,146 --> 01:32:24,930 SWEETIE! HI, SWEETIE. 1604 01:32:25,061 --> 01:32:26,279 MOMMY, I NEED YOU. 1605 01:32:26,410 --> 01:32:27,629 I'M HER MOTHER. 1606 01:32:27,759 --> 01:32:28,804 MISS SMITH? 1607 01:32:28,934 --> 01:32:30,545 IT'S OKAY. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1608 01:32:30,675 --> 01:32:32,024 DON'T LEAVE ME. 1609 01:32:52,001 --> 01:32:53,568 SO, DO YOU HATE ME? 1610 01:32:56,788 --> 01:32:59,138 NOT YOU, PER SE. 1611 01:33:03,534 --> 01:33:05,797 I HATE THE WAY YOUR HAIR FALLS IN YOUR FACE. 1612 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,367 AND I HATE THE WAY YOUR VOICE 1613 01:33:10,497 --> 01:33:12,935 GETS REALLY LOW WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS. 1614 01:33:14,676 --> 01:33:16,982 AND I HATE THE WAY YOU BITE YOUR BOTTOM LIP 1615 01:33:17,113 --> 01:33:18,723 WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS. 1616 01:33:20,203 --> 01:33:23,119 AND THE WAY YOUR EYEBROW GOES--[ whistles ]--LIKE THAT. 1617 01:33:24,381 --> 01:33:25,556 I HATE THAT. 1618 01:33:30,387 --> 01:33:31,867 SO, THAT'S IT? 1619 01:33:31,997 --> 01:33:34,696 YOU JUST HATE THE WAY I WALK AND TALK AND LOOK. 1620 01:33:34,826 --> 01:33:35,784 NO. 1621 01:33:36,915 --> 01:33:39,701 THAT JEDI MIND TRICK THING? 1622 01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:41,528 I HATE THAT. 1623 01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:43,661 DON'T GIVE UP ON ME. 1624 01:33:43,792 --> 01:33:45,054 I'M NOT. 1625 01:33:46,882 --> 01:33:50,929 BUT YOU ARE GONNA REGRET EVER HAVING MESSED UP. 1626 01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:53,540 'CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR A LONG TIME. 1627 01:33:55,412 --> 01:33:56,892 BUT FIRST... 1628 01:33:59,024 --> 01:34:01,810 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THREE STEPS TOWARDS ME. 1629 01:34:03,115 --> 01:34:06,162 ♪♪ 1630 01:34:10,906 --> 01:34:13,648 AND YOU'RE GOING TO WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST... 1631 01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:17,608 AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE... 1632 01:34:17,739 --> 01:34:19,305 TWO... 1633 01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:22,526 ♪ WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ♪ 1634 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,920 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU 1635 01:34:25,050 --> 01:34:26,965 ♪ I LOVE YOU 1636 01:34:27,096 --> 01:34:28,488 ♪ JUST THAT WAY 1637 01:34:28,619 --> 01:34:30,186 WE'RE GONNA DANCE. 1638 01:34:30,316 --> 01:34:31,535 MM-HM. 1639 01:34:33,015 --> 01:34:36,409 ♪ WHEN YOU LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES ♪ 1640 01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:38,585 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU 1641 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:40,675 ♪ I LOVE YOU 1642 01:34:40,805 --> 01:34:43,025 ♪ MORE THAN YOU'LL KNOW 1643 01:34:43,155 --> 01:34:46,463 ♪ AND WHEN YOU FORGET THAT WE HAD A DATE ♪ 1644 01:34:46,593 --> 01:34:50,162 ♪ THAT LOOK THAT YOU GIVE WHEN YOU SHOW UP LATE ♪ 1645 01:34:50,293 --> 01:34:52,077 ♪ BABY, I LOVE YOU 1646 01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:56,778 ♪ I LOVE YOU ANYWAY 1647 01:34:56,908 --> 01:35:00,390 ♪ 'CAUSE HERE'S MY PROMISE MADE TONIGHT ♪ 1648 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:03,698 ♪ YOU CAN COUNT ON ME FOR LIFE ♪ 1649 01:35:03,828 --> 01:35:05,917 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU ♪ 1650 01:35:06,048 --> 01:35:10,487 ♪ WHEN NOTHING YOU DO CAN CHANGE MY MIND ♪ 1651 01:35:10,617 --> 01:35:13,838 ♪ THE MORE I LEARN, THE MORE I LOVE ♪ 1652 01:35:13,969 --> 01:35:17,450 ♪ THE MORE MY HEART CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪ 1653 01:35:17,581 --> 01:35:19,583 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU 1654 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:26,285 ♪ WHEN I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT ♪ 1655 01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:28,070 ♪ OH 1656 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:31,116 ♪ OH 1657 01:35:31,247 --> 01:35:33,379 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU 1658 01:35:33,510 --> 01:35:35,468 ♪ WHEN NOTHING, BABY 1659 01:35:35,599 --> 01:35:38,645 ♪ NOTHING YOU DO CAN CHANGE MY MIND ♪ 1660 01:35:38,776 --> 01:35:41,823 ♪ THE MORE I LEARN, THE MORE I LOVE ♪ 1661 01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:44,913 ♪ THE MORE MY HEART CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪ 1662 01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,089 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU 1663 01:35:47,219 --> 01:35:54,096 ♪ WHEN I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT ♪ 1664 01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:56,751 ♪ OH 1665 01:35:56,881 --> 01:35:59,449 ♪ OH 1666 01:36:01,103 --> 01:36:06,456 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT 1667 01:36:09,938 --> 01:36:13,071 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1668 01:36:13,202 --> 01:36:16,422 ♪ LA-LA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1669 01:36:16,553 --> 01:36:20,557 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1670 01:36:20,687 --> 01:36:22,951 ♪ LA-DE-DA-DA-DA 1671 01:36:23,081 --> 01:36:26,519 ♪ YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN A LOT OF WHAT THE WORLD CAN DO ♪ 1672 01:36:26,650 --> 01:36:29,914 ♪ AND IT'S BREAKIN' MY HEART IN TWO ♪ 1673 01:36:30,045 --> 01:36:33,439 ♪ 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU SAD, GIRL ♪ 1674 01:36:33,570 --> 01:36:35,920 ♪ DON'T BE A BAD GIRL 1675 01:36:36,051 --> 01:36:39,271 ♪ IF YOU WANNA LEAVE, TAKE GOOD CARE ♪ 1676 01:36:39,402 --> 01:36:42,753 ♪ HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT OF NICE FRIENDS OUT THERE ♪ 1677 01:36:42,884 --> 01:36:45,234 ♪ BUT JUST REMEMBER THERE'S A LOT OF BAD ♪ 1678 01:36:45,364 --> 01:36:49,020 ♪ AND BEWARE 1679 01:36:49,151 --> 01:36:55,635 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1680 01:36:55,766 --> 01:37:02,425 ♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY JUST UPON A SMILE ♪ 1681 01:37:02,555 --> 01:37:08,692 ♪ OOH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1682 01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:15,351 ♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪ 1683 01:37:15,481 --> 01:37:18,528 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1684 01:37:18,658 --> 01:37:21,879 ♪ LA-LA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1685 01:37:22,010 --> 01:37:25,840 ♪ LA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1686 01:37:25,970 --> 01:37:28,233 ♪ LA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1687 01:37:28,364 --> 01:37:31,454 ♪ IF YOU WANNA LEAVE, TAKE GOOD CARE ♪ 1688 01:37:31,584 --> 01:37:34,805 ♪ HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT OF NICE FRIENDS OUT THERE ♪ 1689 01:37:34,936 --> 01:37:37,286 ♪ BUT JUST REMEMBER THERE'S A LOT OF BAD ♪ 1690 01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:39,549 ♪ AND BEWARE 1691 01:37:43,118 --> 01:37:49,254 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1692 01:37:49,385 --> 01:37:55,782 ♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY JUST UPON A SMILE ♪ 1693 01:37:55,913 --> 01:38:02,398 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1694 01:38:02,528 --> 01:38:08,926 ♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪ 1695 01:38:09,057 --> 01:38:14,236 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1696 01:38:22,244 --> 01:38:26,988 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪ 1697 01:38:33,603 --> 01:38:35,605 ♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA, TA-DA-DA ♪ 1698 01:38:35,735 --> 01:38:37,389 ♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1699 01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:38,956 ♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1700 01:38:39,087 --> 01:38:40,653 ♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1701 01:38:40,784 --> 01:38:42,177 ♪ DO-DA-DA-DA 1702 01:38:42,307 --> 01:38:43,700 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1703 01:38:43,830 --> 01:38:47,008 ♪ DA-DA-DA, DO-DA-DA ♪ 1704 01:38:47,138 --> 01:38:48,574 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1705 01:38:48,705 --> 01:38:50,185 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1706 01:38:50,315 --> 01:38:51,708 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1707 01:38:51,838 --> 01:38:53,188 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1708 01:38:53,318 --> 01:38:54,929 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1709 01:38:55,059 --> 01:38:56,495 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1710 01:38:56,626 --> 01:38:58,149 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1711 01:38:58,280 --> 01:38:59,759 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA 1712 01:38:59,890 --> 01:39:04,503 ♪ MM, HM, MM, HM, 1713 01:39:04,634 --> 01:39:07,071 ♪ MM, HM, MM 1714 01:39:07,202 --> 01:39:10,074 ♪ DA-DA-DE-DE-DE 1715 01:39:10,205 --> 01:39:12,424 ♪ OH-HO 1716 01:39:12,555 --> 01:39:14,470 [ continues scatting ] 1717 01:39:43,934 --> 01:39:48,460 ♪ HERE'S THE THINGS I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪ 1718 01:39:48,591 --> 01:39:55,032 ♪ YOU'RE OFTEN THOUGHT ABOUT IN WAVES ♪ 1719 01:39:55,163 --> 01:39:58,601 ♪ THE SUN IS SETTING ON MY SIDE ♪ 1720 01:39:58,731 --> 01:40:05,869 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT UNLESS IT'S GONE AWAY FOR GOOD ♪ 1721 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:12,484 ♪ BUT IT'S SO HARD 1722 01:40:12,615 --> 01:40:16,401 ♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY 1723 01:40:21,537 --> 01:40:27,586 ♪ AND IT'S TOO HARD 1724 01:40:27,717 --> 01:40:33,418 ♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY 1725 01:40:33,549 --> 01:40:38,467 ♪ THESE ARE THE WAVES THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪ 1726 01:40:38,597 --> 01:40:45,169 ♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪ 1727 01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:50,000 ♪ THESE ARE WAVES THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪ 1728 01:40:50,131 --> 01:40:55,745 ♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪ 1729 01:40:55,875 --> 01:41:00,054 ♪ IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD 1730 01:41:15,852 --> 01:41:21,510 ♪ IT'S SO HARD 1731 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:30,562 ♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY 1732 01:41:30,693 --> 01:41:36,699 ♪ AND IT'S TOO HARD 1733 01:41:36,829 --> 01:41:42,705 ♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY 1734 01:41:42,835 --> 01:41:47,623 ♪ THESE ARE THE WAVES THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪ 1735 01:41:47,753 --> 01:41:53,455 ♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪ 1736 01:41:53,585 --> 01:41:58,068 ♪ IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD ♪ 112694

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