All language subtitles for Hawaii 5-O s11e16 The Bark and the Bite.eng

You know,
there's an old Hindustani saying

that the, uh, master
can learn from the dog,

-just as dog learns from the master.
- Really?

Harry Clive's real name
is Howard Caine.

He's suspected of being

one of the top society burglars
on mainland.

Why is it so hard for you
to accept a simple warning?

Because you are implying
that my judgment is no good.

I know
when a man's in love with me.

Okay.
Put out an all points bulletin

on the bloodhound.

[BARKING]

Uh-oh.

[DOG BARKS]

[IN SOFT VOICE]
Shh, Daphne, lie down.

[DOG BARKS]

Daphne, you wanna
get us in trouble or something.

WOMAN [ON PA]: Announcing Flight
4-D from New York and Los Angeles.

Now arriving at...

[DOG BARKING]

[SPEAKING IN HAWAIIAN]

Excuse me, ma'am.
That wouldn't be a dog in there?

Who would keep a dog
in a $300 bag?

- May I look?
- How dare you?

[BARKING]

She's not real. She's stuffed.

Uh, besides, what makes you think
we were on this flight, anyway?

As a matter of fact,
I was just here meeting someone.

Hope you enjoyed your flight,
Ms. Conover.

Ma'am, we have
a quarantine law here in Hawaii.

Arriving animals must be isolated here
for four months.

Her youth will be gone
in four months.

Come on, Daphne.

CLIVE:
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

They're very strict
about that quarantine.

They've never had
a case of rabies on the islands.

Yeah.
Where's their sense of adventure?

- Right. I know how you feel, Miss...
- Conover.

Ms. Conover, Harry Clive.

I know how you feel.
They just took my dog off the plane.

I wouldn't have let them do it,
but I checked first.

They have over a 1000 animals
in quarantine.

They treat them so well, that it's almost
like a canine country club.

I'll bet they stage a luau
for them every night.

But really, the kennels are clean,
and they feed them very well.

And you can visit yours
as often as you like.

Besides,

you don't have to worry about, uh,
taking care of them when you're busy.

Here on Honolulu,
a young lady like yourself

is obviously gonna be very busy.

[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]

Well...

[CHUCKLES]

Aloha, Daphne, beautiful.

[DOG BARKING]

McGARRETT:
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I understand.

Yes, Governor.
I understand that, Governor.

But playing host and tour guide
to an heiress is a little out of my line.

I'm not asking you to be a tour guide,
Steve.

I'm just asking you
to keep an eye on her.

Her mother, Harriet Conover,
was one of my dearest friends.

Well, frankly she spoiled the girl,
but Dilys was the baby of the family

Well, she doesn't look like a baby
any more.

Wait a minute, haven't I read about
some famous Conover jewels?

Yes. A matched pair
of Burmese rubies worth a fortune.

Harriet bequeathed one to Dilys,
one to Dilys' older sister Laura.

Yeah, and one of them
was stolen recently.

Right, Laura's. Just a few weeks ago,
in San Francisco.

Now if Dilys has brought
the other ruby to the islands,

You'd better have a talk with her.

Governor, I've got to testify
in that H.P.D. lawsuit,

I've got to give a deposition
in the Miller Case,

and I have to appear
before League of Women Voters.

Just have a talk with her, Steve.

Tell her to be careful.
Consider it a favor to me.

You'll find she's a very attractive,
though headstrong, young woman.

Yes, sir.

[PHONE RECEIVER THUDS]

it's nonsense. Nonsense.

Look, you are the law.

The law has my dog.

You give me back my dog,
then we'll talk about the ruby.

I'm not here to make any trade offs.

Besides,
the dog is not my department.

Are you going to tell me
that a great big 180 pound officer

can't do something
about a little 4-pound yorkie?

Ever hear of rabies?

- Ever hear of fascism?
- Yeah.

And fortunately,
we don't have either one here.

Ms. Conover,
let's be serious for a moment.

If those rubies
you and your sister inherited

are worth
a quarter of a million dollars each,

and as a matched pair,
they're easily worth a million.

Now a smart thief
may come back for seconds.

If he does, you'll be the first person
I scream at.

Save your voice.
Take a few precautions.

I have.
I'm not a fool, Mr. McGarrett.

The ruby's in a safe place.

I only wear it
when I'm dressed formally.

And frankly,
I don't expect a lot of that over here.

- Slumming?
- No. Retreating.

I came over here
to forget a very forgettable man.

All I expect to do is sunbathe,
skin dive, and miss my dog.

You can always visit him.

Sure.

- Now if you'll excuse me.
- Of course. Thank you.

EUDORA:
She's made a beautiful adjustment.

Obviously, she has
a very healthy self-image.

And her social skills
are extraordinary.

I mean, she's already developed
a meaningful relationship with Dudley.

Yes, I hope you're not letting it get
too meaningful, Ms. Finch.

Call me Eudora.

I like to think
that they call me Eudora.

[DOGS BARKING]

- You know each other.
- Yes. We met at the airport.

He's so devoted.

He's been here every day
to visit Dudley.

Poor baby, who knows,

he's probably the victim
of a broken home.

- Mr. Clive?
- Dudley.

- Good morning, Mr. Clive.
CLIVE: Ms. Eudora.

- Ms. Conover. Hi.
- Hello.

Dudley! Dudley! Oh, Dudley.

Hi. Hi.

Snack time. I don't like
to tamper with their schedules,

so if you'll excuse me.

- Is she for real? Ha, ha.
- Oh, she's sweet.

I suspect she thinks she's running
a nursery, but she's sweet.

- Well, how's the vacation?
- Oh, quiet. Restful.

Not too restful, I hope.

That all depends on your standards,
Mr. Clive.

[CHUCKLES]

And how are you doing
without Daphne?

DILYS:
You remembered her name.

CLIVE:
I remembered her mistress too.

Well, it seems that Dudley
and Daphne have become fast friends.

Yeah, that it does.

You know,
there's an old Hindustani saying

that the, uh,

master can learn from the dog,
just as the dog learns from the master.

Really?

And what does that sound like
in Hindustani?

I don't know.
But in English, it sounds like

"How'd you like to have dinner
with me tonight?"

Okay.

[WHIMPERING]

- Good morning, Danno.
- Good morning, Steve.

Since when did you start reading
gossip columns.

Sometimes it pays.
You catch up with familiar people.

- Who, for instance?
- The Governor's friend, Dilys Conover.

"Who's the hot-tempered stranger

who's been secretly squiring
heiress Dilys Conover

all over the islands
the last few days.

Whoever he is, he threw
a mean punch at our photographer

for trying to take their picture."

That man does seem
to like his privacy.

I wonder
if he has something to hide.

- Shall I check him out?
- Yeah, you'd better.

Especially since
I promised the Governor I would.

You realize
tomorrow is an anniversary?

What?

I'll be a week since we met.

- Oh, you are sentimental.
- You bet I am.

I think we should celebrate.

- How?
- I don't know.

Let's get dressed up.
Make it a special evening.

Well, I really didn't bring over
anything very dressy.

I'm sure
you can think of something.

- Excuse me. Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.

Nothing unusual, Steve.
Just like any ordinary couple.

Except for the hours they keep.

Schedule getting to you, Danno?

Racketeers don't burn the candle
the way these two do.

- Did Duke check out that car?
- Yeah. it's a rental. Uh...

According to the agency,
the man's name is Harry Clive.

He gave a permanent address
in Bel Air California,

and a temporary one
here in Honolulu.

It's a house
he's renting out in the Kohla area.

Wait a minute. I've got an idea.

Why don't you pick up
the check he handled,

take it to the lab tonight,

when they lift a few prints,

have them put them
on the wire to the bureau.

We can have
a positive ID on Clive by morning.

Will do.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, sir.

Mei Lou.

You're just about to make
a major contribution

to law and order in Hawaii.

Hey, what about my tip?

I guess you'll have
to call me at the office.

[WHIRS]

[DINGS]

- Steve?
McGARRETT: What've you got?

Here's the story on those prints
we sent to the bureau.

Harry Clive's real name
is Howard Caine.

He's suspected of being

one of the top society burglars
on the mainland.

- What do you mean?
- He never had a conviction.

They haven't been able
to catch him with the goods.

You think he might be over here
to try to match a pair of rubies?

Could be, Danno. Could be.

Which puts this whole
Conover operation in a different light.

Let me see that.

Yeah.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Yes, Mr. McGarrett?

Luana, get in touch
with Captain Steve Mills,

San Francisco Police Department.

See if he can come up
with a mug shot of, uh, Howard Caine,

also known as Harry Clive.

If so, I'd like him to show it
to Dilys Conover's sister Laura.

She may not be in the phone book,

but he can find her
in the Social Register.

Right away.

Come on, Danno.
I've got an idea.

- How straight do we play it, Steve?
- What do you mean?

Do we tell Clive
we know he's Howard Caine?

No. Let's give him enough rope
and see if he'll hang himself.

He doesn't deny himself any luxuries,
does he?

McGARRETT: Well, if you're gonna
play with the rich, you've gotta look rich.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Maybe we should've phoned ahead
for an appointment.

A pretty messy housekeeper.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Let's try the back.

Boy, it looks like a twister
went through this room.

Halt!

You've gotta admit it's a switch.
Second-story man gets ransacked.

Maybe Clive did it himself.
Practicing his craft, huh.

[DANNY CHUCKLES]

May I help you?

- Mr. Clive?
- Yes.

McGarrett. Hawaii Five-0.
My associate, Dan Williams.

You, uh, gentlemen
seem a bit mature to be trainees.

- Beg your pardon?
- This search.

If I were grading you on it,
I might give you a Q minus

if I felt charitable.

Mr. Clive, we didn't do it.

And I must admit, we usually hear that
from the other side of the desk.

Do you really expect me to believe
that you didn't do it?

Well, it would certainly
move things along.

All right. Consider them moved.

Now, uh, would you like to tell me
what you're doing here?

First, would you like to tell us
what you're doing in Hawaii?

[SCOFFS]

A little business.
A little pleasure.

- What kind of business?
CLIVE: I'm in imports.

- What kind of pleasure?
- Whatever I can find.

How long have you known
Dilys Conover?

About a week. Why?

Well, from what we've heard,
it's been a rather full week.

She's a very attractive lady.

But you know the laws better than I.

Is there a local ordinance against
spending time with an attractive lady?

Need I answer that?

You're certain you have no idea
who might have ransacked this room?

Hmm, no, not the faintest.

Well, when you find out...

Oh, you'll be the first to know.

I don't think I'll hold my breath
waiting for his call.

- Wanna put a tail on him?
- Not now, Danno. He'll be expecting it.

Uh, this is McGarrett. Patch me
through to the Five-0 office, please.

Are you gonna
tell Ms. Conover about Caine?

No, not quite yet, Danno.
You haven't met the lady.

If you're gonna tangle with her,

you better have all the ammunition
you can muster.

LUANA [OVER RADIO]:
Five-0.

Yeah, Luana.

Did San Francisco PD
get a mug shot of Howard Caine?

Yes, sin And they're showing
it to Miss Conover's sister

Good. Get me Laura Conover's
phone number in San Francisco.

As soon as I get back,
I wanna call her.

McGARRETT [OVER PHONE]:
Ms. Conover are you telling me

you haven 't looked
at the picture yet?

Why should I?

Why should I care if Dilys
is mixed up again with some riffraff?

Let it be a lesson to her.

It could be a very expensive lesson,
Ms. Conover. For both of you.

I'm not just concerned
about your sister.

This may be an opportunity
to recover your ruby.

Well, I don't suppose there's any harm
in taking a second look.

He does look rather familiar.

No. No, the man I'm thinking of
was different.

- Different? how?
- He looked older

He was bald,
and he had a grey moustache.

The moustache
might've been a fake.

I really didn't tweak it,
Mr. McGarrett.

I didn't assume that you had.

Where did you meet the man
you just mentioned?

He came to my home, for a meeting
of the Civic Purity League.

I formed it, you know.

Do you remember
who brought him?

He came on his own.

The meeting's open to anyone.

Anyone, that is, who has an interest

in improving the moral climate here
in San Francisco.

If it was Caine,
he must've leaped at that invitation.

I don't suppose you were wearing
the ruby on that occasion?

Hardly.
It was in the safe, in the library.

When did you discover it
was missing?

A few days later. When I came back
from a weekend in the country.

Very well, Ms. Conover.
Thank you.

By the way, is there anything
you would like me to tell your sister?

You can tell that supercilious,
sanctimonious,

insidious, insensitive, spoiled
silly, slip of a simp,

that if the devil had her hindmost
I wouldn't lift a finger:

She was the baby of the family

A condition that still lingers
in her soiled psyche,

which is about the dankest place
in the continent.

If I never see her again,
I shall hold a celebration in my honor

Have a good day,
Ms. Conover.

Boy, I've seen more family affection
in a cage full of starving pythons.

No wonder Dilys is so cool
about her sister losing the ruby.

You know, there may even be
a better reason for her attitude, Danno.

You think Dilys was in on the heist?
She knew Caine before?

Who knows?
She's such an obvious kook.

She's harder to read
than a wet newspaper.

Come on, Danno.
I wanna check something.

Leaving? Oh!

But he's just gotten over
his separation anxieties about you.

Now he'll have separation anxieties
about me. And them.

Oh, poor Dudley.
Iddy-biddy-storm-tossed baby.

Well, sometimes
these things can't be helped.

There was an illness in the family.

Nothing rabid?

The two-legged family.

Oh! I see.

I was, uh, hoping to leave
Honolulu tomorrow, Ms. Eudora.

EUDORA: So quickly?
That could be traumatic for Dudley.

I'll make it up to him, somehow.

[WHIMPERS]

DANNY: how much are you gonna
tell Ms. Conover?

McGARRETT: I think I'll tell her
that her friend, Mr. Clive,

may be dangerous.

DANNY: That you know
he's really Howard Caine?

No. If they are working together,

that might be just enough
to send them underground, Danno.

- Wait for me, will you?
- Yeah.

Our manager, Ms. Hughes,

didn't tell me to expect a journalist,
Mr. Armitage.

- What kind of article are you writing?
- Human interest.

You know,
what the owners are like.

- Oh!
- That sort of thing.

Well, our dogs
come from some of the finest families.

Daphne, the yorkie,
she belongs to an heiress.

I can't reveal names,
you understand.

- Oh, and the poodle?
- Mahomet?

- Mm-hm.
- Mahomet, he belongs to a Sheik.

Actually the Sheik was very unhappy
about the quarantine.

He tried to buy the islands
to get around it.

Poor Mahomet. I wonder
what kind of values he'll grow up with.

What about the man
who was leaving as I came in?

- Oh! he belongs to Dudley.
- Oh.

Yes. The gentleman
is terribly devoted,

- but I think there's a stability problem.
- What do you mean?

Well, poor Dudley
only arrived a week ago,

and his owner's
going to take him away tomorrow.

Poor baby. it's so traumatic.

[DOGS BARKING]

how dare you drag
that dreary sister of mine into this.

How dare I?
What does that mean?

It means, I think you and Laura
would make a lovely couple.

Mr. and Mrs. Clean.

You could help her
with that purity league of hers.

You enjoy practicing
your backhand on me?

Why not?

Are you so different
than any other man?

Let me get to the point,
Ms. Conover.

Your sister thinks
that your friend, Mr. Clive,

may have been at her home
in San Francisco

a few days
before her ruby was stolen.

My sister would say anything
to spoil my vacation.

- You know, I think you would too.
- I'm not trying to spoil your vacation.

I just want it to be safe
and pleasant.

Your concern overwhelms me.

Why is it so hard
for you to accept a simple warning?

Because you are implying
that my judgment is no good.

I know
when a man's in love with me.

I don't tell you how to catch crooks.

I do not expect you
to tell me how to run my life.

Okay. This is my office phone number,
just in case you should ever need it.

It would be a pleasure
to hear from you.

Thank you.

[RINGS]

- Hello?
- Well, hello there.

- Is there something wrong?
- No. Hello.

Just checking. Are we still gonna
dress for this evening?

Of course.

Good. I'm really looking forward to it.

Bye- bye .

[DOGS BARKING]

- I think you better leave, Mr. Armitage.
- Leave?

I checked with the manager,
Ms. Hughes. You are not a reporter.

I don't know
what game you're playing.

Ms. Finch,
I have a confession to make.

Mr. Clive may
be Dudley's legal owner.

But, I'm his natural owner.

- Are you saying...?
- I was young.

Foolish.

I had no one to turn to.

Are you saying you let Mr. Clive
adopt Dudley?

You understand.

And I've felt so alone, until now.

If I could just hold him.

Nuzzle him, just once.

I don't believe you, Mr. Armitage.

- And, if you don't leave this instant--
- You'll do what I tell you to do.

I'm not afraid of you, Mr. Armitage.

Furthermore,
I intend to scream my head off--

ARMITAGE:
Ah, too late.

One sound out of you.

Hmm.

You wouldn't.

I guess you would.

Better.

This is what we're gonna do.

[DOGS BARKING]

EUDORA:
Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

It's all right, Moses. Thank you.

Open the door.

- Get the dog in. Let's go.
- Get in, Dudley. Get in.

I never thought I'd say this,
but I hope you bite him.

- If you hurt--
- You can have him back in an hour.

If you behave.

Count to ten
before you move from there.

[CAR DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

[ENGINE REVS]

One, two, four, six, eight, ten.

OFFICER:
H.P.D. This is Central.

EUDORA [OVER PHONE]:
Officer this is Eudora Finch,

of the Animal Quarantine Station.

I want to report a kidnapping.

Uh, name and description
of the victim, please?

EUDORA: His name is Dudley
He is male.

He's three years old, sort of
reddish brown. Has big Hoppy ears.

Okay, that's, uh, Dudley, male,
three years old, reddish brown...

- big floppy ears?
EUDORA: Yes.

He weighs about 90 pounds
and his eyes are very sad.

Just what're we talking about,
ma'am.

EUDORA: One of my charges,
of course. A bloodhound.

Don 't you understand
it's a dog-napping!

I see.

EUDORA:
And the culprit used a gun.

He even threatened to shoot Dudley
if I didn't surrender to him.

Please. Please.
Put your best men to work on this.

Immediately!

Lady, let's start from the beginning.

[ENGINE REVS]

[DUDLEY BARKING]

ARMITAGE:
Come on, boy. Come.

Hey, Dudley!

Come here, boy!

Dudley! Come here!

[RADIO CRACKLES]

Williams.

OFFICER [OVER RADIO]:
Uh, Williams,

I don't know if it matters to you,

but, uh, a dog was stolen
from Animal Quarantine.

And it belonged to that guy
you were checking on, uh, Harry Clive.

I have a full report here,
if you wanna hear it.

But I hope you're sitting down.

CLIVE [SINGING]:
When they begin the beguine

It brings back a night

Of tropical splendor

It brings back a sound
Of music so tender

When they begin

The beguine

- You have anything against doors?
- I told you tonight

would be a special night.
Happy anniversary.

Guess what just showed up
on the police blotter?

Mr. Clive's dog was stolen.

- His dog?
- Yes- His bloodhound.

Somebody sprung him from
the Quarantine kennel at gunpoint.

I think I've had this case, Danno.

Why would anyone go to
all that trouble to steal a mutt?

Well, heh, maybe somebody
was lonely, ha, ha.

Uh, well, it must mean something,
Steve.

Why?

- Another call from the Governor?
- Oh, boy.

CLIVE: Doesn't it worry you,
to wear a ruby like this in public?

Well, I didn't want to embarrass you.

But, it must be worth
at least $20,000.

Even a bit more.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Come in.

You can put it right there.

Yes, sir.

So where are we having dinner
tonight?

- At Michelle's.
- Mm.

I got us a table by the water.

The moonlight
will shine in your wine glass.

- Ah, you are romantic.
- Heh.

- Are you waiting for something?
- My tip.

I'll settle for the ruby.

Um...

[DILYS SCOFFS]

I knew this hotel had help trouble.

There.

And I hope it causes you as much
aggravation as it's caused me.

Thank you.

Now you can do me one more favor.

Get me some towels.
Lots of them.

By the way, Ms. Conover.

Any funny stuff,

and your boyfriend here's
gonna wind up without a head.

- You understand?
- Yes, I understand.

Um...

This is a very critical moment
of your life.

Is there any chance I could convince
you that crime doesn't pay?

[DOGS BARKING]

EUDORA:
And I called the police.

Oh, dear, I am in trouble.

No, no, on the contrary, you acted
with intelligence and courage.

Can you describe him?

Oh, well, he weighs
about a 100 pounds,

he has brindle coloring,
and long ears.

No, no, no. Not the dog, Ms. Finch.
The man. Armitage.

Oh. Well, he had brown hair
and freckles.

Lots of freckles.

McGARRETT: Hey, watch it.
EUDORA: Oh, ha, ha.

Hey, I think I know
whose dog this is.

- Okay, girl. Okay, honey.
EUDORA: Daphne!

Armitage and the dog
could be anywhere by now.

Danno, there has to be a reason

that someone would risk a felony rap
to steal a dog.

MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Central calling Steve McGarrett.

Central calling Steve McGarrett.

Yeah. McGarrett. Go ahead.

OFFICER: Steve, H.P.D.
picked up the getaway truck.

Uh, from examination of the scene,

it appears the hound made
a clean getaway.

That'll cheer up Eudora.

- How did they figure that one out?
- Uh, the tracks were clean.

A man's footprints, and paw prints
leading away from the truck,

and only a man's prints
coming back.

Okay. Put out an all points bulletin

on the bloodhound.

[OVER RADIO] Yeah,
and I don't want any comments.

Can you get me a good description
of the mutt?

He's a bloodhound, pal.
He's tawny, long-eared, you know?

You know how bloodhounds look.

You've seen them all in those
chain-gang pictures, haven't you?

That's got to be Dudley.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hold on a minute, Steve.

H.P.D.

DILYS [OVER PHONE]:
This is Dilys Conover.

- I want to speak to Mr. McGarrett.
- Yeah. Just a minute, lady.

Uh, someone trying to reach you,
Steve. A, uh, Ms. Conover.

Okay. Patch her through.

McGarrett?

McGARRETT [OVER PHONE]:
Yes, Ms. Conover?

I suppose you know,
there is only one possible reason

that I would be calling you.

- Yes. Something happened.
DILYS: Right.

- Someone stole your ruby.
DILYS: Right.

- Mr. Clive.
- Wrong.

Uh...

Who did it?

Well, how should I know.
He didn't sign my memory book.

McGARRETT: Could you give me a
description of the man, Ms. Conover?

[SIGHS]

He had brown hair, and freckles.

Lots of freckles.

Old Freckle face
has had a busy day.

How about his age?

DILYS:
I don't know, uh, 30.

- Height?
DILYS: Uh, five-ten and a half 5'11�.

- Weight?
- A 165 pounds.

Uh, he said by the time I got through
to you, ugh, you'd never catch him.

Okay, Ms. Conover.
We'll get on it right away.

- Shall I check the airport?
- Yeah, you better, Danno.

OFFICER [OVER RADIO]:
Steve?

This is McGarrett, again.

OFFICER:
Yes. Anything further?

I've got another APB.

- Suspect's name is Armitage.
- Armitage?

What kind of a dog is that, Steve?

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, it's not a dog this time.

Name: Armitage.

- Wait. Hold it.
- Unh. Unh. Unh.

Now, what was that again?

I said you sure are cool for somebody
who's just lost a precious ruby.

Well, confession.
Freckles got himself a fake.

- But I thought you said--
- I know.

I couldn't tell you I was wearing a fake.
Not on our anniversary.

It's tacky.

Besides, McGarrett made me
so nervous about the jewel.

- Well, thank heaven for McGarrett.
- Well, he's not so smart.

[DILYS GRUNTS]

He thought that you are a thief.

- Me? Ha, ha.
- Heh, yeah.

- Dumb cop.
- Yeah, dumb cop.

There.

Well, unh, where is the, uh,
real ruby?

Close your eyes.

Don't peek.

Ta-da.

I would've never known
the difference.

Yeah, I know.
And, McGarrett thought, well...

Dumb cop.

Close your eyes.

- What?
- Close your eyes.

I've got something for you.

Okay.

- Don't peek.
- I won't.

- Just a second.
- Ha, ha.

[DILYS GRUNTS]

Just so I can sleep tonight.

Why'd you steal that bloodhound?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Let me know if anything turns up,
chief. I'd appreciate that. Thank you.

Mr. McGarrett. Mr. Armitage.

He was about to hop a flight
for Hong Kong.

And he doesn't know
what we're talking about.

He doesn't, huh?

Hmm.

He doesn't know
much about rubies, either.

Short course, Mr. Armitage.

Nature doesn't make them
this bright. Or, this clean.

Even the best have what they call,
inclusions.

But this is a very good imitation.

Then that daffy Dilys sent us all
on a wild goose chase.

Sit down.

Two charges of armed robbery,

transporting a person against her will,
which is kidnapping.

It'd be a shame to spend
the rest of your life in prison.

But a little friendly cooperation
might help.

Okay.

I was a waiter for a catering service
in San Francisco.

I was working a meeting one night
at Laura Conover's house.

I happened to spot Harry Clive
alone in the library studying the safe.

And a few days later, when
Laura Conover's ruby was stolen,

you decided Harry Clive
was the man, huh?

I started watching him.

When he booked the same flight
to Hawaii as Dilys Conover,

you bought a ticket too.

I suppose you figured
you could get your hands on

at least one of the rubies,
and make a deal with Clive?

That's about it.

Not quite. What about that dog?

[DUDLEY WHIMPERS]

What's this?

Oh. Oh!

Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right.

Oh, okay. All right, fella.

- Okay, doggie. Okay.
- Ha, ha.

That's enough. I like you too.
I like you too.

Oh, dear, Mr. Clive. Oh, dear.

Oh, Ms. Eudora, I told you yesterday
that we might be leaving today. Didn't I?

That's just it.

You see, Dudley is...

Brace yourself.

He's gone.

Gone?

You see, Mr. Clive, he had a gun.

[CRYING]

What're you talking about?

Keep the faith, Mr. Clive.
Our people are looking for him.

- So is Hawaii Five-0.
- Hawaii Five-0?

That nice Mr. McGarrett and his friend
were down here

- asking me all sorts of questions.
CLIVE: Oh.

Keep the faith.

Oh.

McGARRETT: Whoever put this lei
around the dog's neck

almost obstructed justice, Danno.

- The collar?
- Yeah.

Hand me that ruby.

Now, if this is the fake one,

look at this,

couldn't that be the real one?

The one Harry Clive stole from
Laura Conover in San Francisco.

The problem law enforcement
has had with Mr. Clive

is that they haven't been able
to catch him with the loot.

Boy, it sure looks real to me.

This could be the most expensive
dog collar in the world.

[PHONE RINGS]

Five-O.

DILYS [OVER PHONE]:
Give me McGarrett.

Hold on a minute.
Steve, it's Dilys the Dilly.

Sounds like she just woke up.

- Hello?
- McGarrett, so help me,

if you tell me "I told you so"...

- What's wrong?
- Wrong?

Harry Clive is a no good,
dirty, lousy, creep.

That's what's wrong.

- And I want you to get him.
McGARRETT: Thank you.

Thank you, for the apology,
Ms. Conover.

Another lady.

[DUDLEY WHIMPERS]

Where do you think
you're going with that dog?

Our Animal Quarantine
Superintendent, Ms. Hughes.

That dog is AWOL, McGarrett.

He should've been taken back
to quarantine

the moment he was found.

I'm sorry, Ms. Hughes, but there's
special circumstances in this case.

HUGHES:
Rules are rules.

There are no special circumstances.

Not on my turf.

I need this dog
to complete a criminal case.

Do I have to read The Revised
Hawaii Statutes relating to animals?

- Now, I'll take that leash.
- No, you won't.

Mr. McGarrett, you have broken
the law once already.

That dog goes back into quarantine.

If I, uh, oh-- I may make
a suggestion, Ms. Hughes.

HUGHES: how could you.
- I think you should allow them...

HUGHES:
Let's just take the dog...

Now, listen. Ms. Finch,
I don't care whether this man

happens to be a policeman, or not.

He's not going to come in here
and take over my authority.

Now, you can take that,
you can show that to him,

and you can stuff it,
and that's that.

[IN LOVE VOICE]
Now, stay.

For a second. Stay. Over here.

Come here. Come here, Dudley.

Sit. Sit.

[DUDLEY WHIMPERS]

Stay. Stay.

Stay. Over there.

Eudora, will you please come
and make him obey?

Of course, Steve.

Now, Dudley, come on.
Come on. Come on.

You get back where you were
like a good little boy.

- She's something special.
- Yeah, she sure is.

Sit. Good boy.

Now, this could prove dangerous,
Eudora. So be careful.

Steve, until Dudley is returned
to quarantine, he's in my charge.

No matter what the danger to me.

[DUDLEY WHIMPERING]

I don't know how you found me,
but I am certainly glad you did.

Dudley, you have just earned us
half a million dollars

by bringing this back home.

McGARRETT:
I don't think so, Mr. Caine.

You're not gonna have a chance
to fence that stone.

You're under arrest.
Book him, Danno.

Come on, Dudley.
Hey, Dudley, come on.

No, no, this way.
Dudley, come on.

I think we should have H.P.D. cover
that Kahlii affair, Danno.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- Can we come in?
McGARRETT: Oh, of course.

Good morning, ladies.

Recovered from your nap
the other night?

Actually, that's the most restful time
I've had on this vacation.

I just wanted to thank you
for looking after me.

You did a wonderful job.

Don't thank me,
thank the Governor

for assigning me to this case.

Well, I guess this is Aloha.

My four-legged friends
and I are flying home this afternoon.

Friends? Is that plural?

My little Yorkie was just miserable
without him, so with Eudora's help...

And the help of my boss, Ms. Hughes,
we arranged for Dilys to adopt Dudley.

At least, while his master's in jail.

I'm glad you're here, Ms. Finch.
I have something for you.

On behalf of the State of Hawaii
and Hawaii Five-0,

may I present this certificate of merit

for outstanding achievement
and cooperation.

- For me?
McGARRETT: For you.

Oh.

Thank you, Mr. McGarrett.

I shall cherish it.

Oh. I have something for you too,
Mr. McGarrett.

I'm sorry, we're not permitted
to accept gifts.

You'll have to accept this one.

What is it? A summons?

McGARRETT:
Yeah. It is.

It says that I broke Regulation 105
of the Animal Quarantine Code.

"Removing animal from quarantine
station without permission," unquote.

Ms. Finch, I did not remove
the animal.

But you had Dudley
in your possession.

And you did not return him.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse,
Mr. McGarrett.

Ms. Finch, surely, in this case
there are, extenuating circumstances?

But, surely, Ms. Finch,
you could--

Uh-uh-uh. Now you are tampering,
Mr. Williams.

Ms. Finch, you're absolutely right.

Book me, Danno.

[LAUGHING]

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