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Ladies and gentlemen,

here is tonight's extra special attraction.

That ridin', ropin'fool,

your western pal and mine, Bronco Bob Mitchell.

"Bunko" Bob Mitchell!

That phony's never been west of the Hudson River.

How about all those books he wrote?

I Fought Cattle Rustlers. I Caught Horse Thieves.

I caught him where it hurts. Read my column today.

If it's true, it'll be the biggest scoop of the year. Sure it's true.

I'm making book at 10-to-1 Bronco Bob doesn't show up tonight or any night.

Bob, you've never been on a horse in your life. I'll bet the horse knows it.

Forget the riding. Walk out there and sing 'em a song.

I'll tell 'em you've got a broken neck.

Pete, you saw what Martin Manning wrote in his column. Yeah.

Do you want my public to think he's right? He is right!

I admit starting all this Bronco Bob buildup to sell your books but...

Mr. Mitchell, you're on. But can he stay on?

Not that side, the other side. Even I know that.

Anne, you should be gettin' ready for the contest.

And miss a chance to hear Bronco Bob sing?

That $10,000 will wait a few minutes.

Give me my saddle

And let me ride

The painted hills I love

Where I can speak with passing stars

And touch the moon above

Give me my saddle

And let me go

Up where the rivers start

Where I can let a western breeze

Go singing through my heart

They must have used a magic brush

To paint the West so fair

I know it must be just a step

Up to heaven from there

So give me my saddle

And while I live

I only want to ride

The purple hills and have my love

A-ridin' by my side

So give me my saddle

And while I live

I only want to ride

The purple hills and have my love

A- ridin' by my side

A-ridin' by

My side

Giddyup.! Come on, boy.

Giddyup, faster. Come on, giddyup. Giddyup.!

Woo-ooo! Giddyup, giddyup.

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo. Giddyup!

Hey, Willoughby, get off that horse before the boss catches you.

Look out, Duke. I'll run over you.

Get off that horse, I'm warnin' you. I'm playin' cowboy.

You know what the boss told you. What?

The next time he catches you playing cowboy he's gonna fire you.

Yeah? Come on, help me sell this stuff.

Duke, did you see me? I was standing next to a real, live jackass.

Did you ever ride a jackass? No.

You oughta get on to yourself. Come on. Peanuts!

I get it. You think I'm a dummy?

Hot dogs, red hot!

Hot dogs! Hot... dog!

Mmm-mmm.

Did you ever ride a jackass? No.

Jump on my back. No.

Manning, did my boy convince you he's the real thing? So he can ride a horse.

That doesn't prove he's the great western hero his books say he is.

Won't anything ever convince you?

I'll make you a little... Excuse me. I'll have a hot dog.

Hot dogs.! Don't push!

Peanuts! Hot dogs! Get 'em while the manager's hot.

Boy, five peanuts. Boy, five peanuts.

Five peanuts, right? Here you are.

Here's one, two, three, four and a half, five.

The man wants five bags of peanuts. Oh, five bags.

What a business I'm doin'! One, two, three, four, five.

50 cents. Right. Here it is.

Peanuts, popcorn.

Hey, Duke. Come here. What's the matter?

The guy threw 50 cents and... Well, look for it.

What's the matter? Bashful.

What happened? Where did it go? Down the back.

Uh-oh! Don't look.

Wait a minute. Get her to stand up. Maybe it'll fall out.

Get her to stand up? Sure.

I beg your pardon, madam. Do you mind? Could I get you a better seat?

No, thank you. I'm very comfortable.

Besides, I paid a dollar for this seat.

You just got 50 cents change.

Come here. What?

I'll get her to stand up. You get the coin when it drops south.

Okay. Go ahead, go ahead.

You don't have to stand up.

I'm going downstairs.

Ooh!

Hey, did you get it?

I missed it by a foot. It went down her shoe. What?

I beg your pardon. Are you comfortable? Yes, I am.

If you want to make yourself feel at home, you can take your shoes off.

Listen, if you don't hotfoot it away from here,

I'll call an officer.

- Hey, hotfoot. - Hotfoot?

Hey, I told you to peddle those peanuts. Now get goin'!

I said get goin'! Okay, boss.

I hope those vendors weren't annoying you.

They are persistent salesmen.

They may be persistent, but they're not salesmen.

Look out for the manager. I'd like to give him a hotfoot too.

Those fellows burn me up.

Ooowww!

Did you get it? Ooo-ooo.

Hiya, partner.

There he goes. He just went...

Don't push. I'm not pushing.

Don't talk so loud. We don't want to go out till we know we're clear.

Don't push. Get over! I'm not pushing.

Will you get over? Get over yourself.

Hey, Duke. Quiet. What?

Where did you pick up the fur coat? What fur coat?

Oh, it's a pretty... It's a pretty... Ohhh!

Another five minutes of you signing autographs, I'd have had a nervous breakdown.

No, Miss Anne.!

Miss Anne.

Are you all right? I'm all right.

Nice piece of bulldoggin', miss. Get him out.

Are you hurt, Miss Anne?

I'm okay, Joe. Okay.

You sure you're not hurt? It's just my leg, Ruby.

Mean ol' bull. I'm terribly sorry.

So you're Bronco Bob, the pride of the West.

You certainly looked it. Any real rider could have sat his horse...

and bulldogged that steer himself.

Get out of here before somebody comes.

This young lady may be hurt. You want to lose that contract?

Tell him to get out of here. If this gets out, he'll be ruined.

Go on, Mr. Mitchell. I wouldn't dream of hurting your career.

Come on, beat it, will ya? Ruby.

Miss Anne! Miss Anne! Let's get her into first aid.

We're sorry you got hurt. It's our fault.

Duke and I were running to hide from the boss...

and I let the cow's husband out. He means the bull.

Bull, nothin'. It's a fact.

That's all right, boys. It wasn't done intentionally.

Tell one of the attendants to bring up a stretcher. Yes, sir.

She'll be all right. I'll phone the hospital and make arrangements.

Hospital? Hospital?

I've gotta ride in the finals tonight. Out of the question, miss.

That may be only a sprain, but I'll have to x-ray to be sure.

The next event, ladies and gentlemen,

the finals of the women's trick-riding contest,

America's greatest cowgirls risking life and limb...

for that grand prize of $ 10,000.

Can I come in?

Hiding from your public?

No, and thanks to you I still have one.

I wanted to tell you how sorry I am that you got hurt.

Any girl would gladly sacrifice her life to save the great Bronco Bob Mitchell.

Everybody tells me that you'd have been a cinch to win that $10,000 prize.

You'd make me feel better if you'd accept this check.

I wasn't sure about the spelling of the name, so I made it out like that.

What's the matter? Afraid that I'll tell someone you're a four-flusher?

I wouldn't dream of disillusioning your public, Mr. Bronco Bob Mitchell.

Now, take your check and get out of here.

Did I just give the works to that Martin Manning!

I made him admit you operated that horse like it was a kiddy car.

How 'bout the girl? She'll be all right.

You fixed everything? Yeah, I fixed everything.

That's kind of a tough break for her. Her old man runs a dude ranch.

It meant a lot of customers if she'd won this championship.

Dude ranch? Where? Who cares where?

You're going to Connecticut and start that new story.

I'm gonna finish this one first.

Come on, let's get out of here.

That boy's worried. What makes you think he's worried?

I don't know. He must be. Why?

He just threw away a check for $10,000. Ain't I unlucky.

It wasn't made out to me.

Who was it made out to? Some guy named "cash. "

- Why, you... - Hey, you fellas.

The boss! Come on!

Let's hide in this dark tunnel.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Quiet! Don't let them know we're up here.

Ow! What do you mean? They know I'm here.

Ooh! Ooh! You!

This goes too.

Let's load the next one.

Hey, boys, you...

Anybody in there?

Nobody but us cows. Thanks.

Wait!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

What's the idea?

Oh! Whoa! Hey, it's a cow!

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We wanna talk to you! Come here!

They don't seem to be around here.

Well, they went this way.

Hey, Duke. What?

Look, a train whistle. Where?

Right here. Whee! Whee! Whee-whee!

Hey! What the heck!

No, this way. Come on.

There they go!

All right, boys, let's get movin'. Okay.

Oh, boy. Can I help you?

Thanks, pal. Don't mention it.

Wait a minute!

Come on, get on. Okay.

Shh. Quiet.

Who put out the lights? Here, here.

Huh? Oh.

That was a narrow escape. You're telling me.

You think we ditched 'em? Look out the back and find out.

Why don't you? Look out the back door!

Why do you make me do these things? Go ahead.

Okay. Go ahead. What are you afraid of?

Huh? Nope.

I think we ditched 'em. Swell.

Boy, that was a narrow escape.

What's the matter? What happened? Hey, Duke!

Don't get excited. We've been shanghaied.

Shanghaied?

What are you doin' with that red flag?

Some dummy left it hangin' up outside. Get rid of it.

What are you playin'? A little game of poker.

Poker? That's the one game I never played.

I don't know a thing about this game. I'm so ignorant when it comes to cards.

Never played a game of poker? Nope.

Is this anything like dice? Well, uh, yes.

Sit down. I'll teach you the game.

I wanna learn. He's gonna teach me.

Sure, a friendly little game.

First man I find cheatin', I'll shoot his hat off. Sure.

How many chips do you want? Chips?

You gotta buy chips. How much do I buy?

How much money have you got? I got some.

What's the matter?

What are you so happy about? I was tickling myself.

That's enough. There you are. No tax?

I'll deal.

Where's your ante? I beg your pardon?

Where's your ante? She's home with my uncle.

I didn't know he knew about my relatives. No, no, no.

Feed the kitty. Here, pussy. Here, pussy.

Get me some milk, please. No, no. Put up like this.

I told you I didn't know anything about poker. Did you open?

I'll stay. What'll you do? Either raise or call.

Call who? The man that made the bet.

Hey, you! No, no, no. Put a dollar in the pot.

Oh, silly game.

The pot on the table. On the table?

Certainly.

Will you take that off! What are you doing? You told me to!

Hey, you, ante up. Ante up!

Who you yellin' at? You!

Do I get in these messes.

Excuse me, please. Sit down.

I didn't know how big you was.

If you was a small guy, I might've said something. Shh.

Look at the size of that guy! Mmm-mmm-mmm. Keep quiet.

Aw, break it up and wake up Wake up, Jacob

You can't lie dreamin'in the sun all day

You gotta keepjumpin' to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get out and pitch some hay

So break it up and wake up Wake up, Jacob

You won't be president in that a-way

You can't be reclinin' while the sun is shinin'

You gotta get out and pitch some hay

You gotta be in there pitchin' steady

'Cause opportunity knocks one time, no more

When "opp" knocks you gotta be ready

To get up and open the door

Well, break it up and wake up Wake up, Jacob

You can't lie dreamin' in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin' to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get out and pitch some hay

Break it up and wake up Wake up, Jacob

You can't be dreamin' in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin' to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get up, get out and pitch some hay

Break it up Jake, boy

Don't be that a-way

Break it up, Jake, boy You gotta start to pitch some hay

Ooo-ooo wake up

Get up and start things hummin'

Ooo-ooo wake up

Maybe there's a payin' customer comin'

Keep on pitchin' steady

'Cause opportunity knocks one time, no more

When "opp" knocks you gotta be ready

To open the door open the door

Come on and break it up and wake up, Jacob

You can't lie dreamin' in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin' to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get up, get out make hay, hay, hay, hay, hay

Wake up, Jake Wake up

Passenger train comin'. Tourists, tourists, tourists.!

Anne! Dotty!

Where's Dad? Dad!

Dad!

Darling, thank you.

No, thanks.

Well, how are you? Good as new and twice as fresh.

Sorry I couldn't bring home that prize money.

What happened? It's a long story. Let's go.

I thought it was a short story. Hello.

Oh, Mr. Mitchell.

Careful your train doesn't go off and leave you.

Are you Mr. Mitchell? Bronco Bob? That's right.

I'm glad to see ya. I got your wire about reservations.

Proud to have you as a guest. Thank you, sir.

A guest? At the Lazy "S"?

When I told the boys, they were mighty pleased.

They're countin' on pickin' up a few pointers from ya.

Alabam, here she is.

Alabam, how are you? Swell, now that you're back.

This place seems like a desert without you around.

Oh.

Mr. Mitchell, you must meet Alabam Brewster, our foreman,

and the best rider in this part of the country.

How are you, Mr. Mitchell? Glad to know you.

He's terrific at bulldogging.

You two should have a lot in common.

Let's go. See you at the ranch.

Welcome home, Miss Anne. Thank you.

The stock's just pullin' in.

I'll give the boys a hand and be right along. All right.

You did all right. I could have done better if...

Duke, real Indians! We'll be attacked!

Put the freight cars in a circle! Never mind, boy.

Send the pony express. I sell souvenirs. Souvenirs.

He sells souvenirs. Step over to my shop.

I sell Indian springwater. With every bottle, I give away a bow and arrow.

How do you like that? All my life I wanted a bow and arrow.

I wish I had one now. I'd knock off a lot of Ind...

You want to get us in trouble with these Indians?

Shush. Don't be scared of any Indians.

You show me one Indian, I'll show you a coward.

I'm an Indian. I'm a coward.

Step this way, gentlemen. What's the matter with you? Come on.

Unravel the freight cars. It's safe. Everything's all right.

Look, a real, genuine Indian bow and arrow.

"Made in Cleveland. " Didn't you ever hear of the Cleveland Indians?

Now stop! Here, gentlemen.

It'll make you feel good, like rain in the face.

That's what we need. We could use some.

Buy a jug. That's all you do, put your hand in your pocket.

You never come up with nothin'. Buy a jug!

What am I, the treasurer and everything else? Go ahead.

Very refreshing, huh? Oh, yeah.

What in the world is this?

Where'd he go? Over that way.

Oh, boy. That's a fine trick you played on me.

I'll call it even if you'll tell me what those people are talkin' about.

My tribe are saying the man who shoots an arrow...

through the tent of an eligible squaw must marry her.

I think it's a very good law.

That law should be all over the country.

You marry her. I don't wanna mar...

You gotta marry her. Not me.

You shot an arrow through the heart of her tepee.

Therefore, you must marry her.

I'll see ya later.

Come along! I don't wanna marry her.

I'm not gonna marry no girl.

She might be beautiful. I don't care. I'm not gonna marry her.

I wouldn't marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

I can be wrong.

Hello.

I'm some marksman. I shot my arrow through your tent.

No, I'm Sunbeam. Your arrow pierced the tent...

of my sister, Moonbeam. Moonbeam? Sunbeam?

Hey, Duke, must be twins.

Find out. I think I will.

Moonbeam!

Yes, sweetheart?

Will there ever be an end to that? She called me sweetheart.

Don't worry, little sister.

We'll have a bow-and-arrow wedding.

A-tisket a-tasket

A brown and yellow basket

I send a letter to my mommy

On the way I dropped it

I dropped it I dropped it

Yes, on the way I dropped it

A little girlie picked it up

And put it in her pocket

She was truckin' on down the avenue

With not a single thing to do

She went a beg, beg, beggin' all around

When she spied it on the ground

She took it She took it

My little yellow basket

And if she doesn't bring it back

I think that I will die

Oh, gee

I wonder where my basket can be

So do we, So do we So do we

So do we So do we

Oh, dear

I wish that little girl I could see

So do we, So do we So do we, So do we

So do we! So do we!

Oh, why was I so careless with that basket of mine

That itty-bitty basket was a joy of mine

A-tisket a-tasket

I lost my yellow basket

Won't someone help me find my basket

And make me happy again again

- Was it red? - No, no, no, no

- Was it green? - No, no, no, no

- Was it cerise? - No, no, no!

Just a little yellow basket

A little yellow basket

What are you doing here? Somebody has to look after you. This idea of yours is crazy.

Hey, boys. Uh-oh.

You lookin' for me?

We're tryin' to find out where we are. You're at the Lazy "S" Ranch.

Are you lookin' for work? Not if I can find anything else to do.

Could you use a couple of good men?

Did you ever punch cattle?

I should say not. I never hit animals.

He's only kidding. That boy is a son of the West.

Oh, really? Reared on the prairie.

He had a saddle for a cradle.

The moos of the cattle was his lullaby. That's right!

Sure. Every time I hear moos I go to sleep.

You boys certainly have a good sense of humor.

Hop over to the bunkhouse and get some work clothes. I'll be in the office.

Thanks a lot.

We've got a job. What are you waiting for?

Duke, I didn't know cowboys lived in nice houses like this. Sure.

Look at the big bathtub they got!

Never mind the tub. Look at the girls in it.!

Oh, girls!

Woo!

How do you do? I'm Dotty Davis, the ranch hostess.

Are you gentlemen taken care of? Everything's dandy.

If I can do anything, just whistle.

Let's grab ourselves a swim. Yeah.

Over here's bathing suits. Come on.

Did you take a shower? Is there one missing?

Get your suit wet! Oh, get my suit wet.

Here you are. What's that?

I got it wet. No! Dive in!

Get in the pool. Take advantage of it. Okay.

How deep is it? Up to my neck.

Okay, here I come.

Take it easy, kid. I got ya.

Take it easy, girls. I got ya.

Did I save ya? Did I save ya?

Ha-ha-ha. I saved the three...

Are you the guy that told me it was up to my neck?

Yeah. What are you gonna do about it?

Why...

You ever find the guy that stole that shower?

Listen, these people are all watching you.

Go up to that springboard. They're expecting an exhibition.

Go ahead. He'll be right up there, folks.

All right, folks.

Get up on the board and show the folks how you can dive.

Go on. Don't push. I'm gonna get up.

Well, get up. I mean, after all...

Go ahead, get up. Go out on the board.

Go ahead. Champion.

Go ahead, Willoughby. The folks are waiting.

Get up on the board. Wait a minute! That's enough for me.

Stand still! Get up... Ooo!

Ooo, my head! Hey, Duke, my head!

Never mind your head.

Hey, Duke!

Get off my fingers!

Get me off here, will ya?

You wanna break that diving board?

Get me off, will ya?

Willoughby, get up.!

What's the matter with you?

Is those pigeons divin' off of me?

Duke! Duke!

What are you all standing around for? He can't swim.!

Willoughby! Get him out of there.

Willoughby, this is Duke talking.

We'll get him.

Come on, Willoughby.

Hey, Duke! Are you all right?

Hey, Duke! Duke! Come on, yes, yes.

I saw octopuses, all kinds of fishes.

Why didn't you come up? Nobody told me I had to.

Did I save all those lives? No.

Are them lives I saved? You're all right.

Oh, boy! Willoughby! There he goes again!

Hi, Jack.!

How are you? Welcome home, Miss Anne.

Thank you. What can we do for you?

I hear you got Bronco Bob Mitchell stayin' at your place.

That's right. What about it? The boys'd like to meet him.

Maybe I can arrange it.

Oh, Mr. Mitchell! Here he comes.

Well, Bronco Bob himself. Right proud to meet you.

Howdy, Bronco. How do you do?

Me and the boys rode out to thank you personal-like.

Thank me? Sure, for entering our rodeo,

big event of the Frontier Days Celebration.

We're turning the receipts over to a hospital for kids.

Having a celebrity like you ought to double our take.

Did you enter in a rodeo? He sure did.

Got this telegram a few hours ago.

"My old friend, Bronco Bob Mitchell,

"wishes me to announce his entry in the broncobusting event...

"of your Frontier Days Rodeo.

Signed, Martin Manning. "

Good ol' Manning, always ahead of the news.

It's all on the level?

We can count on you? Bob, wait. You...

It makes a difference in the dough we take in for that hospital.

All right, boys, you can count on me.

Swell, thanks. Thanks a lot.

So long. See you later, Anne.

Broncobusting! You're beginning to believe your own publicity.

So, you entered the rodeo and decided to represent the Lazy "S."

Now isn't that wonderful! The fact that it's going to keep our outfit...

from winning the team prize doesn't matter.

I don't like myself as a phony any more than you do. Then why be one?

All my life I've tried to be a writer,

and all I got was a trunk full of rejection slips...

until one day I happened to write a western story.

I wrote more westerns and they clicked too and that was the beginning.

This Bronco Bob buildup was my publisher's idea.

Well, why keep it up?

I can't tell the truth now. There are too many people involved.

There are Bronco Bob toys, souvenirs, all the rest.

A couple hundred people make a living...

out of a guy that doesn't even exist.

I never realized that.

The only reason I came out here is because I had some sort of a crazy idea...

that Bob Mitchell might learn to do some things that Bronco Bob is supposed to do...

ifhe had the right teacher. You mean Alabam?

I mean you. Mr. Mitchell?

As long as you're gonna be on our team,

I thought you'd like to pick the horse you wanna ride.

Uh, right now? We wanna be sure you get the best.

Don't we, honey?

Come along, Bronco.

Oh, bury me not

On the lone... prairie

Where the flyin' fishes

Duke, look! Hey, what are you...

Here, you can have it. What are you doing?

Why don't you look where you're shooting?

I guess I'm not inquisitive. You don't know what you're doing!

Hey, Duke. What?

Please don't be mad at me. Why shouldn't I?

Without you, I don't know what I'd do.

Please, look at me. Don't point that gun at me!

I'm sorry. Going around with a gun in your hand.

I'll fix you. Hold that bullet. Yes, sir.

There you are. Hold these bullets. Hold the bullets!

Put that gun away... and keep away from me!

Hey, Duke, I swallowed the bullet.

It's my own fault anyway.

I'm always gettin' you into trouble.

I don't know why.

I deserve a good kick in the pants!

Hey, Duke.

Shh, shh!

Hey.

Put that down. What's the matter with you?

There, take your pick.

Maybe you better not ride today. There's no time like the present.

Pick that tame-looking one.

I'll take that one right there.

Say, you do know your horseflesh.

That's Wildcat, the toughest piece of bronco I ever roped.

Wildcat!

If he tries to get on a horse again, he's got a lot of nerve.

You're telling me. That guy can't even ride. I know.

Hey, boss.! Shh.

What's this shushing stuff? If you tell on Bob, I'll tell on you.

What do you mean? You're talking to a real cowboy.

One hot dog, please. Yes, ma'am. Well, so you got me.

We won't tell. And you?

Not a word. Gee, thanks.

Hey, you two.

Get busy and rope Wildcat, that little bay.

Can you ride him?

That one? Yes.

He's talking to you. What about it?

I'm not gonna rope no horse. You go ahead. Wait a minute.

You want him to think I'm scared? But after all...

Do you want him to think that I'm yellow? No!

I'm not gonna rope that! Tell you what I'll do.

I'll wait out here. You go in there. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

No, sir. You ain't gonna put that over on me.

Then you go in there and I'll wait out here.

That's better. All right, go ahead. Get going.

Make it snappy. Go on. Get in there.

He's a killer. That's all I wanna know.

What's the matter? The man said he's a killer.

He can't hurt us.

- Borrow my rope, buddy. - Go ahead, go ahead.

Go ahead, get over there.

Okay. Throw it!

That's it, get it. Hey, I got him.

Pull him in. I got him. I think he's got me.

If I didn't like ya, I wouldn't let you do this.

Wish you wouldn't like me so much. Pull him in.

Look, look! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

It's a horse. Take it easy. What is this?

What kind of horse is that? Not that one. Wildcat.

Another one? The one over there.

Go ahead. What's the matter with you?

Let me through! Aw, come on.

Pull me through!

Go out and let him know who's boss. He knows who's boss!

Are you trying to show me up in front of these boys? No.

Then go out there. You want me to go there with that wildcat?

Okay, pal. So long, everybody. Not that way!

Will you please... This guy's always in the way.

Take this rope off.

Get over there. Now lasso him. Throw the rope out.

Get outta here. Do a nice job.

Wait! Take it easy. You'll choke yourself.

Throw it out. Get it out, way out.

Hey, boss, I think I missed. I think you did too.

Hey, Duke, save me.! Save me.! Save me.!

Get him out of there before he gets hurt.

Nice work, pal. We'll handle him for ya.

Oh-ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha!

Shut that gate!

Bring him back here.

Hurry up, boys.

Mr. Mitchell, we'll have him ready for you in just a minute.

Hurry up, boys. That's it.

This is the safest place in the whole corral.

Come on, get down.

Oh, oh, oh! Get me off!

Hey, Duke... Whoa, boy! Whoa!

The little guy's plenty good.

Hey, Duke! Duke! Get me off! Get me off!

- Grab my hand. - Get me off!

Ya-hoo! Look at that!

Bring that horse back!

You better get me this time. I'm gonna come around again.

- Grab my hand. - Get me off the horse!

How do you turn this thing off?

You all right?

Hey, Bob, get us off. Come on, Bob. Get us off!

Hold on!

Get me off! Get me off!

Alabam, they were terrific.!

Nice work. I never realized you were so good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hey, Duke... Poor Duke... couldn't take it.

Come on.

Beside the Rio Tonto

On a starlit trail

He fell in love with her smile

One autumn while the moon was pale

And he knew that she loved him

Just by the look that she wore

That evening beside

The Rio Tonto shore

Two hearts were young and happy

Love was all aglow

And as they laughed and they dreamed

The heavens seemed to overflow

Then one day he grew restless

To roam and wander once more

He left her beside

The Rio Tonto shore

He said his love for her would be undying

And he'd return when his wandering was through

But her poor heart whispered sadly he's lying

It's strange how it knew

And yet each night she waits there

On the starlit trail

And prays he'll come back again

Some autumn when the moon is pale

And as each evening passes

She sighs and waits just one more

He'll find her beside

The Rio Tonto shore

There you are, boys. I guess it's warm now.

Thanks, Ruby. I never minded a baby before.

Well, is it all right?

It's the right temperature. I gotta make my own formulas.

It's your work now.

Be nice, take your din-din. Oh, give it to her.

Come on, take your din-din.

Don't be such a hog. I feel so motherly,

I should have went to Vassar.

Will you shut her up?

Hey, Duke, think there's a pin sticking her? Nah.

I don't think so now.