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Mmm!
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Really, Dad?
Another burger?
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[ Chuckling ] Whoa!
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You gonna take that
from your own kid, Lou?
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Come on, fight back.
Make fun of his hands.
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No, we've just been eating a lot
of burgers together lately.
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We formed a club,
the Burger Boys.
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Whenever a place has
the balls to advertise
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the "Best Burger
in Orlando,"
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it's the Burger Boys' job
to put it to the test.
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[ Chuckles ]
It's been a really fun way to
hang out with two of my sons.
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Food is just brain-fuel.
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My girlfriend Sicily
makes nutrition bars
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so we can focus
on what matters --
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science and holding hands.
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You touch her knee yet?
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Shut up!
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Almost.
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Thank you for scheduling
this dinner so late.
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I can't get out of the house
while Maria's awake anymore.
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Sure you can.
Use the door.
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No, she is just
so clingy,
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she has a tantrum
whenever I leave the room.
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[ Doorknob rattling ]
Maria: Mommy, Mommy,
Mommy, Mommy!
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It's okay, sweetie!
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Mommy's right here!
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She has a shy bladder,
though,
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so the more you scream,
the longer this'll take.
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Mommy, where are you?
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Honey, you have to start
ignoring her.
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Teach her that she doesn't
get attention by yelling.
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She only gets it through hard
work and academic achievement.
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That worked with your boys?
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You ignored them
and that fixed it?
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Oh,
they never needed it.
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They're so independent,
especially now.
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In fact,
it's freed me up for...
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[ Glass dinging ]
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Hey! Eyes on me!
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I am pleased to announce
that I will finally
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be recording an audiobook
of my under-appreciated novel,
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"A Case of a Knife
to the Brain."
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I'll be doing an R-rated version
and an X-rated version.
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Ooh!
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You should've said
all ea on you.
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It's an audiobook.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go
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If you don't know, homey,
now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey, you don't know
where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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"As Jennifer Hong got up
to the bazooka factory rafters,
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she saw a door.
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Her elegant fingers grasped
the knob, turned the knob,
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and pulled the knob --"
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Ooh! Sorry,
are you recording?
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Maria: Hi.
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Honey, why is there
a child on your leg?
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I gave you perfect advice.
She should be obedient by now.
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Actually, your advice
worked too well.
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Oh, yes. My curse.
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I ignored her,
and she calmed down,
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but then
I started to miss
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all that clinginess
and affection.
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Oh, yes. Your curse.
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I guess, but right now,
she's my precious little girl.
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Don't you miss when your boys
were this young?
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No.
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I put in the work,
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and I taught them to study hard,
feed themselves,
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so now I can focus
on my own life again.
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Speaking of which...
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[ Click ]
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"And as the bazooka factory
rafter door creaked open --"
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[ High-pitched noise ]
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Wow, your door impression
is incredible.
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That wasn't me.
I can only do doors closing.
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I haven't mastered
doors opening yet.
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[ High-pitched crying ]
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Evan.
What's wrong?
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Sicily broke up with me.
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Oh, my precious
little boy!
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Come here! It's okay!
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I told you it's hard
to ignore your children.
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This is totally different.
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This isn't a baby crying
for more milk.
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This is
a beautiful young man,
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who has been betrayed
by an evil, ugly witch.
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Okay.
Come on, Maria.
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Bye.
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[ Grunts ]
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I'm telling you, turducken
is not Thanksgiving-exclusive.
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We could do it
year-round.
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And I'm telling you -- I see
"turd" on a restaurant menu?
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I'm eating somewhere else.
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Louis: We've got
another one, boys!
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Looks like Burger Barrel
thinks they have
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the "Best Burger
in Orlando."
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Those suckers don't know
what they're in for.
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You mean when you buy
their food and talk about it?
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Trent, just...
Okay?
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Hey, boss, think I could
get in on the action this time?
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Oh, sorry, Chestnut,
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but this is more of
a Huang-boys-only thing.
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[ Chuckles ]
Alright. Yeah.
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I guess you would
have to adopt me. [ Chuckles ]
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Which would be crazy, right?
[ Chuckles ]
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Right?
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Whoa, no bacon bits?
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I get it, saving space
for the beef.
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Smart.
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I could learn from you.
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Well, actually...
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Look, I wasn't sure
how to say this before,
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but I was watching PBS,
and there was this documentary
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called "Fatal Farming."
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Long story short...
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God, why is this so hard?
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The thing is...
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I'm vegan now.
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A vegan?
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No.
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No boss's son of mine is
gonna be a stinkin' vegan!
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Here I am, ready to give
my left chestnut
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to be a Burger Boy,
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and you're gonna give
a spot to this little...
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leaf-muncher?!
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It's disgusting!
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Whoa, you need to cool down!
Oh, I need to cool down!
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I'm sorry, boss.
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You never think
it'll be your kid.
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Sorry, just
playing catch-up here,
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but what's a vegan?
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It's like a vegetarian,
except you don't eat
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any animal products,
not just meat.
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So no dairy, no eggs --
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Wait, what about candy?
Can you still eat candy?
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Guys, this doesn't have
to be a whole thing.
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I don't need to eat burgers
to be a Burger Boy.
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It'll still be fun
to hang out.
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Emery's right.
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Nothing has to change.
I'm sure it'll all be fine.
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Yeah,
you're probably right.
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It'll be totally fine,
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like when my sister
Tiffany stopped drinking.
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Huh. I didn't know you had
a sister named Tiffany.
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We don't talk about her
because she stopped being fun.
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Do we have any Gatorade?
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My new boyfriend's
a lot of fun.
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No, and keep it down.
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Evan's had a tough day,
and he's trying to sleep.
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You're giving Evan
too much attention.
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What about the advice
you gave blondie?
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Jenny,
you eavesdrop too much.
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One day, it's gonna come back
and bite you.
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The last thing that tried
to bite me
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is waiting
in the garage.
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Maria is a toddler,
Evan is a teenager.
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It's different.
Give him a day.
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Tomorrow he'll be
back to normal.
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I got to get back.
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And don't come in no matter
how much I yell "help."
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Mommy,
I had a bad dream.
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Oh, it was just
your grandmother.
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Shh.
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Uh...sorry.
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Are you sure
this is okay?
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Not too weird?
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Not at all.
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I'm loaded on vitamin B12
with all these fresh vegetables.
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I'm in a great mood.
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Is it just me,
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or is tofu at a burger joint
a real bummer?
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It's like a cat
at a dog show. Disrespectful.
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Two Double-Barrel Burgers
for you.
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And a seltzer for the boy
who brought in outside food.
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Thanks.
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Well...
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[ Chuckles ]
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Oh.
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We finally found
the one burger
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the Hamburglar
wouldn't steal.
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You can tell
these were frozen.
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Burrrr-ger.
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Boom! Got 'em!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Umm...
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Are you sure
you don't want to try it?
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So you can see how bad it is?
One bite won't kill you.
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First of all, you don't
know that. What if I choke?
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Second, I'm serious
about my veganism, Dad.
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But you two should enjoy.
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You know,
maybe we just call it.
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There's something
about this place
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that isn't as fun
as I thought.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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There's this vegan restaurant,
Cafe Fiona, that says
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they have the Best Veggie Burger
in Orlando.
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Whaddaya say we put 'em
in their place, huh?
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[ Gulps ]
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Oh, wow, yeah.
Cool. Can't wait.
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You're not gonna like
the price,
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but that's what it costs
to make a patty out of beans.
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And bun out of beans.
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And cheese out of beans.
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And the parking's
valet-only.
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Soothes the vocal cords...
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and boosts fertility?
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Just do one thing well.
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Oh, you're looking refreshed,
how are you feeling?
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Better.
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Spending time with you always
makes me feel better, Mommy.
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Great.
That's solved.
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[ Sips ]
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My cords are soothed.
It's time.
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What's happening?
What -- What is this?
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Spending yesterday together
felt so good,
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I thought,
why not do it again?
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Oh.
Another day of that.
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Hm.
Okay, I guess you can
observe my process.
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Hm.
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Out you go.
You're gonna miss the bus.
Are you gonna be waiting here
when I get home?
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I promise.
Which room?
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Uhp, the door's closing.
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[ Imitates
door creaking ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Jessica, you were right --
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you make a perfect
door-closing sound.
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I can make the perfect
ass-kissing sound.
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[ Smooching ]
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Evan is more clingy
than ever.
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I thought I raised him
to be the perfect machine.
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But I didn't account
for one thing -- love.
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Now he's turned
on his creator.
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Like the "Terminator."
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I need a plan.
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How do you fix someone
who's just been dumped?
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I really wish
I could help,
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but I've actually never had
my heart broken.
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My nicknames in high school
were "Honey the Heartbreaker"
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and another I just realized
I shouldn't tell you guys.
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I've never had
my heart broken either.
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One guy tried, but he
woke up the next morning
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with his mattress
floating down the Potomac.
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[ Chuckles ]
Embarrassing for a senator.
257
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,290
I always do the dumping.
258
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,893
I've dumped 14 boyfriends
this year.
259
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,095
Hey, babe.
260
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,230
You wanted to talk?
261
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,033
Time to make it 15.
262
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,802
Let's do this
in the garage.
263
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,803
Hmm?
264
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,238
Okay. The garage.
265
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,774
[ Exhales sharply ]
266
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,375
That's it.
267
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,211
I just need to talk to some duds
who've been dumped.
268
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,613
Did Jenny get a nurse?
269
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,482
What just happened?
270
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,651
Dud.
271
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:45,986
Send me on my way
272
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,320
On my way
273
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,121
Send me on my way
274
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:48,956
On my way
275
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,223
Send me on my way
276
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:50,991
On my way
277
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,392
Send me on my way
278
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,160
On my way
279
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,261
Send me on my way
280
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,829
A lot of hemp
on these vegans.
281
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,731
Cashier: Number 50!
Your food's sprouted!
282
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,299
That's us!
283
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,433
50?
284
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,770
You mean 49 other people
ordered this crap?
285
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,971
I can't believe
we're stuck here
286
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,939
instead of trying
Leroy's Burger Town.
287
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,074
Did you see their ad?
288
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,909
I did. Scrambled eggs
in a burger patty?
289
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,679
Sounds terrible,
but also maybe amazing?
290
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,479
Who knows?
291
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,614
Not us.
292
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,017
But we can't eat that
around Emery. It's too weird.
293
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,986
Look,
it'll all be fine.
294
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,420
He's probably just going
through a phase.
295
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454
You know how he's been.
296
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,423
Gentlemen, ready your wit.
297
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,660
The "Best Veggie Burger
in Orlando" is served!
298
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,662
Wait, it's just
veggie stuff?
299
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,030
Not like,
a veggie/beef mix?
300
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,833
Wait, I have
my shoe bologna!
301
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,935
Oh, damn it.
I ate it in the car.
302
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:40,507
303
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,009
Ugh!
This tastes like cardboard
304
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,276
that was left out
in the rain.
305
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,478
There's definitely
dirt in here.
306
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,214
And it might be
on purpose.
307
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:49,983
[ Whispering ]
What if this isn't a phase?
308
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,987
You can really taste
the chickpea husks.
309
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,255
Thank you, Mother Earth,
right?
310
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,191
311
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,193
Welcome, heartbroken flops.
312
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,661
Thank you for meeting
with me here today.
313
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,031
Yeah. Sure thing.
Always a pleasure.
Sup.
314
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,199
You're all here because
you've been dumped before --
315
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,735
some, I'm assuming,
more than others.
316
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,036
Guilty!
317
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,038
But you've all managed
to bounce back
318
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,474
and become mostly
functioning adults.
319
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,575
How?
320
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,844
Marvin?
321
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,245
Oh, well,
I just rebounded
322
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,147
the way
my father taught me --
323
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,648
move south
and date younger.
324
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,984
My high-school sweetheart
was a 50-year-old in Maine.
325
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,954
"Marvin -- useless."
326
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,356
Never thought these words
would come out of my mouth,
327
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,825
but, Matthew Chestnut,
please speak.
328
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,326
Well, uh,
let me tell ya --
329
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,930
me and Madam Heartbreak
go way, way back.
330
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,198
I hate you.
331
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,333
But every time she does
pay me a visit,
332
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,869
I just crack open
a bottle of whiskey,
333
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,403
put on an old Western,
334
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,841
and weep until my eyes
are as dry as the desert sands.
335
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,010
Spoken like a man who's
never been to the desert.
336
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,445
Y'know, it's truly amazing
how many tears
337
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,881
one man can produce
in a single month.
338
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,884
"Never talk
to Chestnut again."
339
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,452
Alright, tank-top.
340
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,553
Prove your worth.
341
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,389
Hmm? What?
342
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,690
I-I'm sorry.
Marvin: Go, man.
343
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,258
This hangover
is killing me.
344
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,459
I-I had a wild night out
345
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,395
with the boys last night,
y'know?
346
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,798
Jackson bought some shots,
Trey invited some babes,
347
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,400
Cody did some
sick backflips.
348
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,202
By the end of the night
I had forgotten
349
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,871
about your mother-in-law --
and my home address.
350
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,240
You know, unlike your choice
in women,
351
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,009
that idea
is not half-bad.
352
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,245
A party could get Evan
off my back
353
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,880
and might help him
get over his break-up.
354
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,781
Hmm.
Hmm.
355
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,149
Hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
356
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,217
Okay,
I just have to ask.
357
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,451
I grew up in Bangor.
358
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,586
Was she a thin woman
with glasses?
359
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,055
No.
360
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,225
She was a tub of clam chowder
with perfect vision.
361
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,759
Whew!
362
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,494
363
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,595
"She sipped her coffee."
364
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,831
[ Sips ]
365
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,465
"The clock ticked.
366
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,400
Seconds turned into minutes.
367
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,802
Minutes turned into hours.
368
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,603
Hours turned into days.
369
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,072
Days turned into weeks.
370
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,440
She flagged down the waitress.
371
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,441
'More coffee?'
372
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,976
One cup turned into two.
373
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,144
Two cups turned into three --"
374
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,578
[ Door opens ]
Evan: Mommy!
375
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,014
I forgot how bad
the school cafeteria food is.
376
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,615
Can you please make me
a healthy snack?
377
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,683
Please, Mommy?
378
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,418
Maybe in a bit,
but first
379
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,621
I have a different,
original idea of my own.
380
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,457
Call your friends and tell them
you're having a sleepover!
381
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,192
But you said sleepovers
are just a scam
382
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,326
to get free babysitting.
383
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,495
They are,
but I'll make an exception.
384
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,130
You're the best, Mommy!
385
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,498
I'll go call people
right now.
386
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,700
And you'll do this...
without me?
387
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,702
Sure!
388
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,337
[ Sighs ]
[ Click ]
389
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,875
"Three cups turned into four.
390
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,943
Four cups turned into five.
391
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,312
She asked for the bathroom code.
392
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:37,117
It was 9-7-2-5-3-1-8-0 --"
393
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,018
Mom?
[ Sighs ]
394
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,287
[ Click ]
Damn it, Emery!
395
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,489
She was just about to meet
Gorbachev in the bathroom!
396
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,958
Have you seen Eddie and Dad?
I can't find them anywhere.
397
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,727
Well, they said
something about going
to Leroy's Burger Town.
398
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,063
Wait, they went to
Leroy's Burger Town without me?
399
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,465
Are you at Leroy's Burger Town
right now?
400
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,533
No.
401
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,567
Well...
402
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,869
[ Sighs ]
403
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,538
[ 1950s pop instrumental plays ]
404
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,040
They call this a burger?!
405
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,742
More like a...a booger.
406
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,810
Sandwich.
407
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,478
Cooked not good.
408
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,480
Don't force it.
There's a lot to figure out.
409
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,916
You're eating,
you're talking.
410
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,383
Just slow down.
You'll find it.
411
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,886
I know, I know.
I'm just so eager to please.
412
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,888
We're pleased, man.
Pleased you're here.
413
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,056
[ Door opens, bells jingle ]
414
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,757
You're sneaking off
without me?
415
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,026
And you invited Trent?
416
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,660
What happened to
Huang boys only?
417
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,095
Well, what happened
to eating meat?
418
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,330
It hurts the animals!
419
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,165
Of course it does!
It's meat!
420
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,167
Hey, I'm not the one that owes
an explanation here.
421
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,569
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Not you, Trent!
422
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,438
I don't know you that well,
but you seem very nice!
423
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,107
Well, since you two clearly
didn't want me here,
424
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,475
I guess I'll just go.
425
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,712
That's right, everyone!
426
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,181
Get your stares in now!
427
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,750
We're all dealing
with something!
428
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,453
429
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,589
Alright, Zack --
Truth or Math?
430
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,924
Truth.
431
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,192
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
432
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,860
Alright, boys,
I'm gonna leave now.
433
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,195
You sure you're all okay?
434
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,429
Evan, you're good?
435
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,931
Yes, Mommy.
Now please go.
436
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,699
Zack picked "truth."
437
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,235
We're in uncharted territory,
and it's gonna get weird.
438
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,073
Well, then?
C'mon.
439
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,941
Who would you
rather kiss --
440
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,442
my mom or Jeff's mom?
441
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,978
Ooh.
442
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,213
Do you have a 5?
443
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,481
Go fish.
444
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,483
We've played
the whole deck.
445
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,717
I know you have a 5.
446
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,152
Go fish.
447
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,222
I hate to admit it,
but your ex
448
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,556
had some good advice
449
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,060
about distracting Evan
with his "wild night."
450
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,097
I don't mean to be rude,
but you weren't paying that guy?
451
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,831
Not with money.
452
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,467
Oh, it's so nice
453
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,737
to finally be able to have
some time to myself!
454
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,739
Evan was driving me nuts,
455
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,610
always following me around
with the "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"
456
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,113
The clinginess
was just too much.
457
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,414
[ Refrigerator door closes ]
458
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,815
Just getting some juice.
459
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,017
Hopefully
it's not too much.
460
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,526
Oops, there I go again.
461
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,793
Too much.
462
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,295
She gets it, Evan!
463
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,431
You're just
wasting juice!
464
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:09,236
[ Sips ]
465
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,339
Well, I guess
I'll leave you be,
466
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,507
now that you "finally
have time for yourself."
467
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,808
Look, Evan, I don't know
468
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,610
what you think you heard,
but I wasn't --
469
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,046
Let's check the tapes.
470
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,314
You were recording?
[ Click, tape rewinding ]
471
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,484
Jessica:
Evan was driving me nuts,
always following me around
472
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,519
with the "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"
473
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,289
Nobody learned
from Watergate.
474
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,058
Look, Evan, I wasn't --
475
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,625
Don't worry, Mommy.
476
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,294
What's a few more cracks
in this broken heart of mine?
477
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:40,567
478
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,135
[ Sighs ]
It'll be okay, Jessica.
[ Door closes ]
479
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,471
I mean, parents are allowed to
mess up once in a while.
480
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,739
Marvin gave Maria coffee
yesterday.
481
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,808
I've never messed up
like this before.
482
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,577
He'll come back.
They all do.
483
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546
Louis still comes to me
for motherly support.
484
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,914
Really?
485
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,983
Interesting.
[ Tape rewinding ]
486
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,985
Honey: It's not that Marvin
isn't satisfying in bed.
487
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,254
It's just, I don't have
the stamina to keep up.
Okay, Jenny, that's enough.
488
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,390
Hey, Emery.
489
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,591
Look, about earlier --
490
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,925
Yeah,
about earlier indeed!
491
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,760
I can't believe you picked
undercooked meat blood
492
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,062
over your own
flesh and blood.
493
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,563
Well, I got news
for you, kid.
494
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,233
I run a steakhouse!
That's how we survive!
495
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,767
Meat paid for
the clothes on your back,
496
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,902
meat paid for your bed,
497
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,204
meat paid for
your commemorative coins!
498
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,038
Your life
was built on meat!
499
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,673
Yeah, what's the deal,
Emery?
500
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,075
You too good
for meat now or what?
501
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,376
If you're too good
for meat,
502
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,245
I guess you're too good
for...this alarm clock!
503
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,013
And this journal!
504
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,048
And this...bowl of...
505
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,517
loose batteries.
506
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,851
You know what, Dad?
507
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,686
I never judged you for eating
and selling meat.
508
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,854
I respected you.
509
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,890
And all I wanted was
some respect in return.
510
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,629
Hey, is this sleepover
still happening?
511
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,565
Yeah, because if not, uh,
that would actually be a relief.
512
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,436
I need my home bathroom to...
do what I need to do.
513
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,871
514
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,073
I know I'm on your bed,
but it's not because I'm clingy.
515
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,475
There was just
nowhere else to go.
516
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,211
Evan, I felt awful
for hurting you.
517
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,379
I didn't know what to do,
518
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,448
so I called my mom
to talk about it.
519
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,783
Did she go on a rant about
how annoying you are?
520
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,119
Actually, she sent me
straight to voicemail.
521
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,121
But the fact that I
wanted to call her
522
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,722
made me
realize something --
523
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,626
sometimes a kid
just needs their mom.
524
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,129
Unless your mom's a hamster.
They eat their babies.
525
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,731
So you figured out
Cool Ranch Jr. didn't
move to Seattle?
526
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,632
Yeah.
527
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,800
Did Eddie?
528
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,169
No.
And I won't tell him.
529
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,173
You're always so perfect,
I sometimes forget
530
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,408
it doesn't mean
you won't struggle.
531
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,311
I was glad I could be here
to help you --
532
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,845
because I know
I won't always be.
533
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,247
Oh, no. Are you dying?
534
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,582
What about the prophecy?
535
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,783
What? No.
536
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,151
I'm talking about
when you go off to college.
537
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,019
The psychic's prediction
is still true.
538
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,688
Mommy will outlive you all.
539
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,156
Oh, thank God.
540
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,092
Please sing at my funeral.
You have a lovely voice.
541
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,027
It was wrong of me
to get annoyed at you
542
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,129
just for needing
my support.
543
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,365
Getting over heartbreak
takes time.
544
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,800
Or so I've heard.
545
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,269
I guess I might have been
overdoing it a bit.
546
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,137
And also, I started
to hear myself,
547
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,006
and all that "Mommy"
is a bit much.
548
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,941
From now on,
you can be "Mother."
549
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,611
Mm, just call me "Mom."
550
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,146
It's the easiest thing to scream
when you're being kidnapped.
551
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,848
[ Chuckles softly ]
552
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,217
[ Door opens, closes ]
553
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,385
I got the weird invitation
you slid under my door.
554
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,354
Your handwriting
is really bad, Eddie.
555
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,888
Look, you're still upset.
556
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,390
We've all been saying things
we don't mean --
557
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,625
No, it's bad.
558
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,159
You should know which way
an "E" faces by now.
559
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,361
We have computers.
Who cares?!
560
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,796
Look, we're sorry.
561
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,031
We messed up big time.
562
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,066
You did.
You did do that.
563
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,135
And we're sorry we bounced you
out of the Burger Boys.
564
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,570
We really did like
hanging out.
565
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,971
I mean,
look at this trio.
566
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,073
How often are
the three of us a thing?
567
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,576
It was never supposed
to be about burgers.
It was about bonding.
568
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,345
It was hard for me not to see
you going vegan
569
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,579
as a judgment on me.
570
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,548
You don't claim to be
the best in town,
571
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,915
so I'd never judge you.
572
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,417
Thanks.
573
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,319
Now, we did invite you to
Cattleman's for a reason.
574
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,920
We put our heads together
and made you
575
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,389
a good veggie burger --
576
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,990
not like that crap
from the restaurant.
577
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,559
Thanks, guys.
578
00:19:52,592 --> 00:20:01,534
579
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,202
So?
What do you think?
580
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,573
Wow, it's, uh...
581
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,040
in my mouth.
582
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,309
[ Munching ]
583
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,913
"As he knelt over his lover's
pale, lifeless body
584
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,784
he took her pale, lifeless hands
in his darker, alive hands.
585
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,419
He turned his neck upward
586
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,220
and screamed
to the heavens..."
587
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,623
Whyyyy?!
How could this have happened?!
588
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,924
My heart
has been broken!!
589
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,058
Sicily!!
590
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,694
[ Click ]
Whew!
591
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,263
Sorry, this is way more
therapeutic than I thought.
592
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,231
I'm glad it's helping,
but just so you know,
593
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,301
you're not making
any royalties from this.
594
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,234
I know, Mom.
595
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,704
[ Click ]
596
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,307
"He turned his neck upward,
then screamed to the heavens..."
597
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:48,915
[ Door closes ]
598
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,618
Thank you for such
a lovely date, Jenny.
599
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,152
What the hell?
600
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,221
You really do know
your "Matlock" trivia.
601
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,290
Color me impressed.
602
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,992
And you really know how
to talk over the best parts.
603
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,328
[ Chuckles ]
604
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:06,866
[ Dramatic music plays ]
605
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,502
Heard there was an opening
in the Burger Boys
606
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,004
and you skipped over me for
your little golden boy Trent.
607
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,407
So now I'm dating
your mother.
608
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,608
It's your move, boss.
609
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,345
610
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:21,013
You employ
some odd people, Dad.
[ Door opens ]
611
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,282
I like the ones
with low self-esteem.
612
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,451
[ Door closes ]
They do anything.
613
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,452
Hm.
614
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,753
[ All groan ]
615
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,120
Think that's a good idea.
616
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,489
Hmm.
617
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,891
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