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Femme Fatales 02x01
16 Minutes of Fame
Original Air Date on May 25, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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- We're in the house
last night,
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Doing shooters, partying
like fucking rock stars.
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Can I say "fuck"?
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You guys
bleep that shit, right?
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- Oh, no worries.
We're premium cable.
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- Oh, awesome.
[snorts]
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Anyway, we're all there,
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and Pecs is there
acting all high and mighty
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like he's fucking Prince Harry
or something.
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So I told him
to go fuck himself.
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And then he gets
all up in my face,
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Screaming "skank" and "whore,"
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So I just punch him
in the sack.
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Boom! He went ape shit,
ape shit!
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And that's
when the whole house
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started screaming at us
and yelling.
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And then that's when everything
kind of starts getting blurry.
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Next thing I know,
it's fucking 9:00 a.m.,
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and I'm in my bed, and there's
somebody butt-ass naked
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spooning me from the back.
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And I'm hoping,
I'm hoping, I'm hoping
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it's Vin Diesel.
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- You hooked up with Pecs.
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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- Yeah.
Can you fucking believe it?
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Oh, like I fucking remember.
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But then again...
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why would I remember?
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The gorilla's dick is the size
of a baby's thumb.
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Shh.
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Probably
from all the steroids.
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- You know, he's gonna
eventually see this.
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- I don't give a rat's ass.
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[chuckles]
Are we done here?
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I need to get some serious
face time with that tanning bed.
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[sultry music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ and I'm onto you, too ♪
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♪ your fooling around
is getting blood on my shoes ♪
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♪ oh ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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- ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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- ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪
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♪ so don't look around ♪
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♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪
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♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪
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[gunshot]
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- Welcome to The Hot House,
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Where six celebrities with...
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shall we say,
complicated histories
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live together
in peace and harmony
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and resolve their issues
like intelligent adults.
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Oh, that doesn't sound
like much fun, does it?
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Perhaps rats on a sinking ship
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would be a much
more accurate metaphor...
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rats without access
to cell phones or the internet,
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no windows,
and all the doors sealed shut,
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under lock and key as it were.
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And we, the lucky viewers,
get to watch them interact 24-7,
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as they try and figure out
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their,
oh, so fascinating dilemmas.
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Unlike
some other Reality-TV shows,
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no one in this house
was meant to get voted off.
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However, in the end,
most of them did get eliminated.
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Where did it all go wrong?
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Perhaps we should start
by meeting our housemates.
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Tina Hendricks...
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famous for,
well, being famous.
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Her father
runs a movie studio,
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so she has access
to all the A-list parties.
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Her line of face creams
and body scrubs--
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Tina's Essence--
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was selling well, but
her true claim to fame was...
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[Tina moaning]
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- Oh, you guessed it...
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- Don't fall!
- [moaning]
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Oh!
- Oh!
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Don't die!
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- A sex tape.
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- You like
those Hershey's kisses?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh!
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- They're so sweet.
- Ooh, yeah!
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- They're so brown.
- [moaning]
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- Lucky Starr...
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- ♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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- Cute, isn't he?
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With a velvet voice
to go with that adorable face.
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Third runner-up
on Superstar USA.
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Lucky's debut album
dropped last spring...
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then kept on dropping
to the bottom of the charts.
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- ♪ your fooling around is
getting blood on my shoes, oh ♪
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Oh, Tina!
Oh, Tina!
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- Rumor has it
Lucky was the one
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who leaked his one-night stand
with Tina online.
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[chuckles]
A guy's got to do what he can
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to stay in the public eye.
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- You like that?
- Oh, yeah!
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Pull my hair!
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- God, you're so dirty!
Yeah!
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- Oh!
- Whoo!
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Oh, god, you're so dirty!
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- [moaning loudly]
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- Roger Reynolds...
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star of another popular
reality show called The Catch.
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Roger caused quite a scandal
when he proposed
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to not one but two women
in the show's finale.
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- You're so sexy.
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Mmm, I'd date me
if I wasn't me.
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- And, no, he's not Mormon,
just indecisive.
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Roger was engaged again
three weeks later...
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to Tina.
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[Tina moaning]
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- But they're
no longer together.
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Bebe--
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No last name, just Bebe.
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She's our resident
party girl--
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Mouthy, obnoxious,
and rarely sober--
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In other words,
a hero to millions...
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with more Twitter followers
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than Charlie Sheen
and Ashton K combined.
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[both moaning]
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- And also the reason
why Tina and Roger
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are no longer an item.
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[Bebe moaning]
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- Hi.
Come here.
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What?
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- It's all good.
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- Pecs--trainer to the stars
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and half of the world's
most passionate love story--
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The other half being himself.
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- Let's go out there and be
the Adonis God made you to be.
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Book's already flying
off the shelf.
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Workout video's coming next.
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[grunts]
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After this show,
world domination.
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[inhales deeply]
That's you, Pecs.
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That's you, Pecs.
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Own it.
Own it.
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- [chuckles]
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And there's a long waiting list
for Pecs' services,
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known as Celebrity Boot Camp...
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[both moaning]
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- Yeah!
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- Because he's known
for his killer workout,
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bound to get any
Hollywood starlet back in shape.
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[both moaning]
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- Yeah, right there.
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- Stay right there.
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Stay right there.
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- Wha--what the fuck?
- Stay right there.
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Oh, babe, no other choice.
Gotta make it go quick.
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- No, it's not.
- Oh, I swear to God.
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- And finally, Angel Tomlin,
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the serious actress...
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the artist...
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with the single-minded goal
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to win an Oscar
before she turns 30.
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[chuckles]
She has a way to go.
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Her last credit
was Eat and Run--
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A direct-to-DVD Zombie movie
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that you may have had
the good fortune to miss.
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So she's a little bit anxious
to up her game.
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- Oh, my god.
I can't believe you picked me.
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I want to thank the Academy,
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thank my mom, my dad,
my sister.
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Thank you, God.
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- And to do that,
an actress' first priority
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must be getting back
into tip-top shape.
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[both moaning]
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh!
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- Yeah, stay right there.
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God, yeah, perfect.
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- You got all that?
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Good, because things are
really starting to heat up
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in The Hot House.
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- All I'm saying is, like,
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if you want to poison
your teeth, then go right ahead,
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but I don't think it's something
that you need to be doing.
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- Even if I'm dead, my teeth
will still be white, so...
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- No, it's unhealthy, okay?
- Yo, where do you get off?
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You're lucky I even gave you
a taste of this.
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Look at these abs.
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Go get your dirty-ass sheets
and put them on this washboard.
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- Oh, my god. Your abs can't
give me a fucking orgasm, okay?
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I'm so sorry, Pecs,
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But a Mexican chihuahua's
hung bigger than you.
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- I hear muscle dudes tend to
overcompensate
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for other shortcomings,
if you know what I mean.
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- Stay out of it,
bogus Jonas.
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- All right,
let's all just calm down.
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- Oh, look who wants to be
Mr. fucking United Nations now
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And try to get everybody
to make peace.
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- What the fuck does that mean?
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- We all know the only reason
you're doing this show
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is 'cause America
thinks you're a douche
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for breaking the hearts
of those two chicks
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on that dumb-fuck show
you were in,
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and now you want to redeem
your sorry fucking ass.
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- Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
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Why do you have to be
such a bitch?
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- I'm from the Bronx.
This is actually me being nice.
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- Why are you always giving
Roger a hard time?
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You swear, like, you're here
for some noble reason.
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You're just trying to get
your 15 minutes.
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- Well, at least I'm not here
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Hawking those nasty beauty
creams like lame-ass Tina.
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- Where is she, by the way?
- Hogging the Jacuzzi as usual.
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I'm the one who needs to soak.
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My back's killing me.
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- Maybe you should spend
less time on it.
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- [laughs]
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- You know, people like you
and Tina really piss me off.
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You are so desperate
to be famous,
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you'll do anything
for attention.
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- What makes you
so fucking special?
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- I am an actress.
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- Hmm. You call
what you do a skill, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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[laughs] You got eaten
by flesh-eating Zombies...
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- One time.
- Before the opening credits
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of a crappy, low-budget film.
- Okay, one time. Once.
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- Not--not exactly
Meryl fucking Streep.
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- The director was a hack.
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Okay, you should see the movie
I did on Lifetime.
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I played a cheerleader
with Tourette's.
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People wept.
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- I'm sure they fucking did.
[scoffs]
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- Yo, let's get
back to me, anyway.
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I'm tired of everybody making
fun of my man hood in here.
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- Don't sweat the small stuff.
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- I'm warning you, asswipe.
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- Hey, everybody just needs
to fucking chill, all right?
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We totally need to take a break
from being stuck in here.
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Why don't we ask the producers
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And see if we can get
a night off?
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- No, you know what? I don't
think that's gonna work, man.
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We all signed contracts.
- I know.
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I mean, isn't that the point--
you know, us fighting?
250
00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,591
Reality TV 101.
251
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,560
- Oh, my god.
252
00:11:27,594 --> 00:11:32,064
I haven't even tweeted something
in, like, four days.
253
00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,899
I'm going
through fucking withdrawals.
254
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,567
- You know what?
I don't even need this shit.
255
00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:36,802
I got a workout book
256
00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:39,071
on The New York Times
best seller list.
257
00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,605
- Oh, that's it.
258
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,573
I am just gonna kill
fucking Tina
259
00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:45,042
if she doesn't get
out of the fucking Jacuzzi.
260
00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:47,078
- Really, does every other word
out of your mouth
261
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,446
have to be "fuck"?
262
00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:52,749
- You're--you're so right.
263
00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:56,753
I am so sorry
for not talking more...
264
00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:58,088
ladylike.
265
00:11:58,122 --> 00:11:59,956
- Thank you.
266
00:11:59,991 --> 00:12:02,025
- You're welcome.
267
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,361
Oh, and fuck you!
268
00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:05,663
Fuck you!
269
00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:07,165
- There she is.
- You know what?
270
00:12:07,199 --> 00:12:10,535
I'm gonna go see--just let Tina
know her time's up, okay?
271
00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,137
Anything to get away
from you.
272
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,439
- Oh.
273
00:12:13,473 --> 00:12:15,474
Oh, you fucking
better watch it, bitch.
274
00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:18,278
- Yo, you see that ass?
275
00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:20,847
My workout made that ass.
- Nice.
276
00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,949
- Will you give
the self-promotion a break, man?
277
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,517
- Yo, at least I didn't have
to make a sex tape
278
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:25,718
so I could be a household name.
279
00:12:25,752 --> 00:12:27,386
- The idea of your needle dick
in high def--
280
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,421
the world thanks you.
- Oh.
281
00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,490
- I could collapse
your windpipe right now,
282
00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:32,757
And you'd never sing
another note.
283
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:33,858
And you want to know
who would care?
284
00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:35,092
No one!
285
00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,560
- Come on.
Pecs, come on, man.
286
00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,562
Fucking meathead, dude--
roid rage.
287
00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,330
Calm down, son.
288
00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:42,566
- Oh, my god!
Aah!
289
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,735
In here!
290
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:47,404
- What the fuck?
- Angel.
291
00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,907
- Get in here now!
292
00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:53,243
Get in here!
293
00:12:53,277 --> 00:12:56,445
- You okay?
294
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,948
- What the fuck is going on?
295
00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,283
- Whoa.
296
00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:04,352
Sorry, guys.
I thought my sandal...
297
00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:06,020
- What the fuck's wrong
with Tina?
298
00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:08,456
Did she fucking drown
in there?
299
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,025
[scoffs] Is she--
is she okay?
300
00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:14,061
- Does she look okay, moron?
301
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,531
- You guys have got to get
out here, okay?
302
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,966
Something's seriously wrong.
303
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,234
Do you hear me?
304
00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:22,369
Someone needs to call 911.
305
00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:25,705
- Okay, dudes, dudes...
306
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,207
[whispering]
I think she's dead.
307
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,709
- [mockingly]
No fucking way!
308
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,010
- Maybe they're screwing
with us,
309
00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,378
and this is just part
of the show.
310
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:32,880
- Dude, this is some sick,
twisted shit.
311
00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,583
- No, she's not fucking around.
I think she's really dead.
312
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:37,385
- What do we do?
313
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,887
- I mean, they got cameras
everywhere.
314
00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:41,889
They got to be watching us
from the control room.
315
00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:42,991
Let's go.
316
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:50,466
Hello?
- Hey, open the fucking door!
317
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,068
- Is this a joke?
You guys are sick.
318
00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,736
- Hey, we're not fucking around.
- Somebody's fucking dead.
319
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,406
- Hey, we're not fucking around.
- Hello?
320
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,441
- [sighs]
321
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:05,915
- Maybe they left.
322
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:16,227
[Pecs grunting]
323
00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:28,538
- Any luck?
- They're not answering.
324
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:30,039
- Maybe
we're just getting Punk'd.
325
00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:31,707
- Yeah, maybe it's just kind of,
like, a wax look-alike
326
00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:32,708
of Tina or something.
327
00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:34,877
- What are you two,
fucking idiots?
328
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:37,212
That was Tina, and she was,
like, totally dead.
329
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:38,914
- So you're saying someone
electrocuted her on purpose?
330
00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:40,215
- No, I'm just saying
331
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,885
that I think that Pecs
electrocuted her on purpose.
332
00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:44,887
- Me? Why would I do
something like that?
333
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,388
- Because she was
the only one of us
334
00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:49,058
that didn't let you fuck her,
and you hated her for it.
335
00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:50,226
- Oh, yeah?
What about you?
336
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:51,895
- What the fuck
are you talking about?
337
00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:53,397
- When you sat right there and
said you were gonna kill her.
338
00:14:53,431 --> 00:14:55,900
- Hey, he's right,
and you had time to do it
339
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,569
after the confessional
before you got back in here.
340
00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:00,838
- You think if I really
was gonna kill her,
341
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,240
I would sit here
and announce it to everybody?
342
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,842
- Hey, nobody said you were
a smart serial killer.
343
00:15:05,877 --> 00:15:09,346
- Oh! I'm not the one
with a criminal record, okay?
344
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,413
That's you!
345
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,848
Fucking klepto!
346
00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:15,018
- Okay, first,
I didn't steal that necklace.
347
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:16,519
I thought they gave it to me.
348
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:20,189
Second, klepto,
as you so eloquently put it,
349
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,358
does not mean killer.
350
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,294
And third, I didn't have
a problem with Tina.
351
00:15:25,328 --> 00:15:27,062
- You were just bad-mouthing her
a few minutes ago.
352
00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:30,098
- Yeah, before
I knew she was dead.
353
00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:31,933
What about Roger, hmm?
354
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,534
- He's the one
with the motive.
355
00:15:33,568 --> 00:15:36,103
- Me?
What are you talking about?
356
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,139
This tastes weird.
357
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,542
- We all know how badly it ended
between you two
358
00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,811
when she caught you in bed
with Bebe.
359
00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:43,812
- I never touched her.
360
00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:45,781
I was still in love
with Tina.
361
00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:48,016
I never forgave myself
for cheating.
362
00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:51,220
I told Bebe that I loved Tina,
363
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:53,723
So maybe she got rid of her so
she could have me for herself.
364
00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:54,724
- Oh, my god.
365
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:56,259
Are you fucking serious?
- Yeah.
366
00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,361
- You should get over yourself.
You're a loser.
367
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,497
And I barely remember
the one time we fucked,
368
00:16:00,531 --> 00:16:01,998
'cause I was passed out!
369
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,833
- You stupid little dwarf!
370
00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,335
Bitch!
- What are you gonna do, huh?
371
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,703
- Hey.
372
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,106
You okay?
373
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,007
- What the fuck?
- Roger?
374
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:15,210
- Dude, he's--he's having
some kind of seizure, man.
375
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:16,277
Oh, shit!
376
00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:17,311
Roger!
377
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,846
- Aah!
378
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,681
- Oh, shut up, Angel!
This isn't one of your movies!
379
00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:22,817
Give it a rest!
- Holy shit.
380
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,319
- What the fuck?
381
00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:27,189
- Maybe someone...
382
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:30,192
poisoned his tooth whitener.
383
00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:32,028
Remember how he said
it tasted weird?
384
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:33,462
- Yo, I don't give a shit.
385
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:35,031
I didn't sign up for this.
I want to get out of here.
386
00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:36,366
- Control room's
the only way out.
387
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,567
- Then let's beat down the door
388
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,202
and see what these
fucking maniacs are up to.
389
00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:43,372
You hear that, motherfuckers?
I'm coming for you!
390
00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:45,408
Fuck this!
391
00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,381
Open the fucking door!
392
00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,049
I'll eat through this shit!
393
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,918
Open up!
394
00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,055
Open the motherfucking door...
395
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,090
Now!
396
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:04,160
Open up the door!
397
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,329
I'm the wrong one to fuck with,
I'm telling you!
398
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,165
- It's no use, Pecs.
399
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,367
Come on, the door's made
of steel.
400
00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:15,840
- And what do you want to do--
sing them a fucking tune?
401
00:17:15,874 --> 00:17:18,676
- There has to be some sort
of emergency exit or something.
402
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,511
- Listen, we need to split up
and search this place.
403
00:17:20,578 --> 00:17:21,945
They probably forgot
to lock something up.
404
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,847
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
please, let's not split up.
405
00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:26,016
What if one of us is the killer?
- That's impossible.
406
00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:29,019
How could one of us do all this
without anybody noticing?
407
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,620
It's probably
some psycho fan.
408
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,255
You know
who watches this shit.
409
00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:34,357
- He's right. The longer we're
here, the more exposed we are.
410
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,025
Bebe, you go check the bedrooms
with Pecs.
411
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:37,526
Angel and I can start
in the dayroom.
412
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,061
- Yeah, let's go.
413
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,068
- Coming?
- [scoffs]
414
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,710
- Hey, don't worry.
415
00:17:55,744 --> 00:18:00,214
I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you.
416
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:02,316
- What are you doing?
- What?
417
00:18:02,351 --> 00:18:03,818
I was feeling something
between us.
418
00:18:03,852 --> 00:18:05,519
- Oh, my go--
are you kidding me?
419
00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:07,954
Now? With a mad killer
on the loose?
420
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,990
[groans angrily]
- You were giving me this look,
421
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:11,657
and I thought maybe--
- My god!
422
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:14,493
You are an even bigger loser
than everyone says you are.
423
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,262
- Don't talk to me that way.
- [groans angrily]
424
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,463
- Hey, come--
425
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,499
Stop, stop.
- Let go! You're hurting me.
426
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,334
- Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
427
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,170
It's just I don't care about
what the others think about me,
428
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:24,839
But I thought
maybe we had something.
429
00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:26,340
So, I guess I was wrong.
430
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,842
That's it.
Let's get out of here.
431
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,377
Come on.
- Wait.
432
00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:35,184
Look, I'm sorry
about the "loser" comment.
433
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,853
You're not a loser at all.
434
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:41,190
I'm just scared.
I mean...
435
00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:44,727
Honestly, you're the only person
here I can trust.
436
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:22,030
- Oh!
437
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:25,200
[both moaning]
438
00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:52,360
[Angel moaning loudly]
439
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,754
- Fuck.
440
00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:24,095
- Find anything?
441
00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:33,738
Fucking lucky.
442
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:36,441
Let's go.
- All right.
443
00:20:44,782 --> 00:20:46,750
Hey, where's Angel?
444
00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:47,917
- I don't know.
445
00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:49,586
We finished looking around,
446
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,421
and then she went
to the bathroom for a minute,
447
00:20:51,455 --> 00:20:53,089
and she--she didn't come back.
448
00:20:53,123 --> 00:20:55,959
I'm starting to get worried.
- Yeah?
449
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,261
What was this doing
in your room, huh?
450
00:20:58,295 --> 00:20:59,429
- Oh...
[chuckles]
451
00:20:59,463 --> 00:21:01,197
That's just--
- Where is she, Lucky?
452
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:03,032
- Hey, man, it wasn't me!
I told you!
453
00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:04,400
I said I don't know!
454
00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:06,135
- Angel!
- You're a fucking dead man.
455
00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:16,613
Just like in the fucking
horror film she did.
456
00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:19,282
Guys, get in here!
457
00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:20,750
Now!
458
00:21:23,254 --> 00:21:24,588
She's dead.
459
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:25,889
Lucky fucking stabbed her!
460
00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,391
- What? No!
I didn't do that!
461
00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:28,726
- Hey, we searched
the whole house!
462
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,227
It had to be you!
- No, no, no, no.
463
00:21:30,262 --> 00:21:32,230
- You low-life piece of shit!
- It wasn't me, Pecs!
464
00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:33,765
- This time
I'm really gonna crush you.
465
00:21:33,799 --> 00:21:35,567
Motherfucker.
466
00:21:44,109 --> 00:21:46,077
- Piece of shit.
467
00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:47,711
- Get up.
468
00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:55,885
- You killed him!
469
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,088
- It was an accident.
470
00:21:58,122 --> 00:22:00,891
- Don't get
any fucking closer!
471
00:22:03,562 --> 00:22:04,863
- He was...
472
00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:06,364
he was--he was choking me
to death.
473
00:22:06,399 --> 00:22:07,899
[stammers]
It was just self-defense.
474
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:11,704
He was trying to choke me
to death.
475
00:22:11,738 --> 00:22:13,372
- Yeah.
476
00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:17,210
- It was self-defense.
477
00:22:17,245 --> 00:22:18,711
You don't understand.
478
00:22:18,746 --> 00:22:20,379
That's not a real gun.
479
00:22:20,414 --> 00:22:21,814
[gun clicks]
480
00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:24,383
They wouldn't let me bring
a real gun into this house.
481
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,886
Let's--let's calm down
and talk about this, okay?
482
00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:31,890
Come on, it's not--it's not me.
- We're the only two left.
483
00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:34,091
It had to be you.
484
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,087
[exhales sharply]
485
00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:45,232
Hey. Hey.
486
00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,499
Hey.
487
00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:49,235
Hey.
488
00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:51,971
Hey.
489
00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,242
Hey. Oh!
490
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:59,911
- Never thought
I'd live to see it--
491
00:23:59,946 --> 00:24:03,248
The Bronx bitch crying.
492
00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:05,684
- You're--you're dead.
You're--you're dead.
493
00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:08,353
[laughs]
- Pretty convincing, huh?
494
00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:11,389
A little trick I learned
on Knife to the Heart.
495
00:24:13,392 --> 00:24:15,293
- What the...?
496
00:24:15,327 --> 00:24:18,129
- This one, though...
497
00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:20,698
- Uh...
- Not a prop.
498
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,867
This one's the real deal.
499
00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:26,705
- Okay, okay,
what the fuck's going on?
500
00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:28,706
- Acting wasn't
the only skill I learned
501
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,709
shooting horror movies.
502
00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:35,045
The makeup guys taught me
to use fake blood and stuff...
503
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,214
so I look super dead.
504
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:42,386
- Oh. Okay.
505
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:43,821
Okay.
506
00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:45,723
What about the others?
507
00:24:45,757 --> 00:24:47,592
- Oh, that's all totally real.
508
00:24:47,626 --> 00:24:49,060
Look...
509
00:24:49,094 --> 00:24:51,095
I'll show you.
510
00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:55,766
There's me
taking care of Tina.
511
00:24:55,801 --> 00:24:57,468
[chuckles]
512
00:24:57,503 --> 00:25:00,605
[electricity crackling]
513
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,343
And that's me fucking Roger.
514
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:09,114
I-I know. I know.
He's such a prick, but...
515
00:25:09,149 --> 00:25:11,684
Mmm, I couldn't help myself.
516
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:15,321
You have to admit Bebe,
I have one rockin' bod.
517
00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,523
Look at me!
518
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,960
Look at me.
519
00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:23,163
Not an ounce of body fat.
520
00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,865
[moaning loudly]
521
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,033
Those breasts are all-natural.
522
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:31,705
That is 100% pure
fucking perfection!
523
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,209
Ooh, wait, wait.
Wait for it.
524
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:40,046
Here comes the good part.
525
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:43,216
- Ah!
- Watch this.
526
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,384
[chuckles]
527
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:49,056
I put poison
on his teeth whitener.
528
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,559
That vain prick
made it so easy.
529
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,827
Am I good or what?
530
00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:55,063
- Oh.
- Huh?
531
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:59,100
The same poison I used
to take out the crew.
532
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,172
Hey, guys, I was bored,
and I figured you might be, too,
533
00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:08,476
So I made some brownies--
my grandma's secret recipe.
534
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:09,710
Enjoy.
535
00:26:09,744 --> 00:26:11,044
I'm so in the moment there.
536
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,180
Am I good or what?
537
00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:15,014
- Oh.
- Huh?
538
00:26:15,049 --> 00:26:16,850
- Why the fuck
did you do this?
539
00:26:16,884 --> 00:26:18,451
- You were right.
540
00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:23,023
Acting was never going to get me
back in the spotlight.
541
00:26:23,058 --> 00:26:26,027
But crawling out of this...
542
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:29,865
the sole survivor of a brutal
serial killer rampaging
543
00:26:29,899 --> 00:26:32,701
through the set
of a reality show--
544
00:26:32,736 --> 00:26:34,537
Now, that's
what makes headlines.
545
00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,039
- Yeah?
546
00:26:36,073 --> 00:26:39,542
Nobody ever
is gonna fucking believe you.
547
00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,878
- [chuckles]
Sure they will.
548
00:26:41,913 --> 00:26:43,546
All I have to do...
- No.
549
00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:45,882
- Is destroy the footage,
550
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:50,385
and like I said,
be the sole survivor.
551
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:53,555
- Oh, f--no.
552
00:26:53,589 --> 00:26:55,724
[exhales deeply]
Bebe...
553
00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:58,894
when are you going
to realize...
554
00:26:58,928 --> 00:27:00,829
It isn't always about you?
555
00:27:07,871 --> 00:27:09,505
I'm coming to kill you,
bitch!
556
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,008
Get back here!
Get back here!
557
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:13,644
Get back here!
Get back here!
558
00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:26,022
- You fucking crazy bitch!
559
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:31,660
Fuck you.
560
00:27:31,694 --> 00:27:32,928
- Get off me!
561
00:27:32,962 --> 00:27:36,130
Why won't you die already?
562
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,868
Stop fighting me, Bebe!
563
00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:43,705
After this, you'll be
more famous than ever.
564
00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:46,141
You just won't be around
to enjoy all the perks.
565
00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:48,477
- Crazy--
566
00:27:51,648 --> 00:27:54,684
- What?
567
00:27:54,719 --> 00:27:57,221
[both screaming wildly]
568
00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:58,289
- You bitch!
569
00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,458
- Get off me.
Fucking bitch.
570
00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:01,960
- You--you're a bitch.
571
00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:04,495
- No.
572
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,665
Stop it! No, no.
- Yeah.
573
00:28:06,699 --> 00:28:08,867
Yeah, bitch.
- Stop it!
574
00:28:08,902 --> 00:28:10,502
Get off me.
- Fucking bitch.
575
00:28:10,537 --> 00:28:12,839
Ha ha.
- Aah! Not the face!
576
00:28:12,873 --> 00:28:15,942
[sizzling]
[Angel screaming]
577
00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:27,687
- Like I said, bitch...
578
00:28:27,721 --> 00:28:29,688
I'm from the Bronx.
579
00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:32,691
And that was
just me being nice.
580
00:28:32,726 --> 00:28:35,528
[snorts, spits]
581
00:28:35,563 --> 00:28:38,365
- Angel was right
about one thing.
582
00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:41,535
Bebe is about to become
more famous than ever
583
00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:44,204
now that she has stolen
Angel's juicy role
584
00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:47,374
as the lone survivor
of a crazed killer.
585
00:28:47,409 --> 00:28:50,211
As for Angel, well...
586
00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:53,213
she's learned the difference
between fame and infamy.
587
00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:55,716
Life is such a bitch that way.
588
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:58,218
There's already a film
about her in the works,
589
00:28:58,253 --> 00:29:01,989
and rumor has it Natalie Portman
is ready to kill for the part.
590
00:29:02,023 --> 00:29:04,158
Perhaps she'll get
another Oscar,
591
00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:08,195
or maybe that honor will go
to her makeup artist.
592
00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:23,510
- ♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪
593
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,512
♪ I want it, I want it ♪
594
00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:29,682
♪ it's hard to hide when
the paparazzi's following me ♪
595
00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:32,351
♪ so I just smile
with the cameras flashing ♪
596
00:29:32,386 --> 00:29:33,852
♪ so I can't see ♪
597
00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:35,854
♪ I want to shut down
the stores ♪
598
00:29:35,889 --> 00:29:38,190
♪ so I can shop all alone ♪
599
00:29:38,224 --> 00:29:42,195
♪ put my name on some clothes
that I can sell as my own ♪
600
00:29:42,229 --> 00:29:44,196
♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪
601
00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:46,199
♪ I want it, I want it ♪
602
00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:48,501
♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪
603
00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:50,570
♪ I want it, I want it ♪
604
00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:54,572
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
605
00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:58,045
[electricity buzzes]
- Kill, Lubu, kill.
606
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,081
Good, fish.
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