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* DECK THE HALL
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY *
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* FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA *
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* 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY *
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* FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA *
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* DON WE NOW
OUR GAY APPAREL *
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* FA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA *
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* TROLL THE ANCIENT
YULETIDE CAROL *
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* FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA **
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* HERE WE COME
A-WASSAILING *
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* AMONG THE LEAVES
SO GREEN *
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* HERE WE COME
A-WANDERING *
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* SO FAIR
TO BE SEEN *
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* LOVE AND JOY
COME TO YOU *
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* AND TO YOU
YOUR WASSAIL, TOO *
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* AND GOD BLESS YOU
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* AND SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR *
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* AND GOD SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR *
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* GOD BLESS THE MASTER
OF THIS HOUSE *
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* LIKEWISE THE
MISTRESS TOO *
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* AND ALL THE
LITTLE CHILDREN *
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* THAT 'ROUND
THE TABLE GO *
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* LOVE AND JOY
COME TO YOU *
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* AND TO YOU
YOUR WASSAIL, TOO *
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* AND GOD BLESS YOU
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* AND SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR *
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* AND GOD SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR **
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY *
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* A SIGN OF PEACE
AT CHRISTMAS TIME *
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* SPREADS HOPE AND GLADNESS
FAR AND WIDE *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY **
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FIRST TIME
IN ORLANDO ?
OH, NO.
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I FLY IN
ONCE A YEAR.
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OF COURSE, I USUALLY
COME IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
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WHERE ARE
YOU FROM ?
UP NORTH.
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ME, TOO.
TORONTO.
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REALLY ?
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WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN ?
TOYS, MOSTLY.
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NO FOOLING ?
YOU BEEN IN IT LONG ?
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LONGER THAN YOU
CAN IMAGINE.
I HEAR THAT.
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PRISCILLA,
COME BACK HERE.
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YOU HERE ON
BUSINESS ?
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I'M HERE TO APPOINT
A REPLACEMENT;
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SOMEONE TO TAKE
OVER MY DUTIES.
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UNFORTUNATELY, A PERSON WITH
THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS ...
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IS DIFFICULT
TO FIND.
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WELL, IT'S
A SMART COOKIE ...
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WHO KNOWS WHEN TO
HANG UP THE OLD CLEATS.
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OH, IT'S TIME.
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I'M AFRAID I REALLY SHOULD
HAVE DONE THIS LAST YEAR.
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I DON'T THINK
I'VE QUITE ...
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GOT THE MAGIC
FOR ANOTHER TRIP.
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THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME
THEY SEND ME TO PITTSBURGH.
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YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I COULD REMEMBER ...
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EVERY NAME ON
MY LIST.
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A LOT OF
CONTACTS ?
OH, ALL OVER
THE WORLD.
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NOW I HAVE TROUBLE
RECALLING ...
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WHO WAS NAUGHTY
AND WHO WAS NICE;
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WHO ASKED FOR
A TOY TRUCK,
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AND WHO WANTED
A BICYCLE.
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SOUNDS LIKE A
DATABASE PROBLEM.
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[ Jingle ]
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[ Ernest ]
* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE,
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE,
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE,
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE *
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* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE --
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HEY, BUDDY, HURRY UP !
I GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT.
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DON'T WORRY, MISTER.
WE'LL MAKE THAT PLANE.
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I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.
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I HAVE AN ALMOST
SUPERNATURAL FEEL ...
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FOR THE ROAD
BENEATH MY TIRES.
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HA, HA !
THRILL DRIVER !
[ Tires Screech ]
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[ Ernest ] REMINDS ME
OF MY OLD DAYS ...
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ON THE "FIGURE 8"
TRACK.
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"IN CAR 9, IT'S ERNEST P.
WORRELL, THE SCREAMIN' DEMON !
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HE'S GOING FOR HIS SECOND
TRACK RECORD TONIGHT !"
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WHOA !
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[ Tires Screech ]
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WHOA !
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WHOAAAA !
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[ Tires Screech ]
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I TOLD HIM ABOUT
THAT SEAT BELT.
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HEY MISTER,
YOU CAN'T GET OUT HERE !
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FUN IS FUN, BUT YOU'VE
GOT A PLANE TO CATCH !
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[ Grunts ]
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NICE BAG.
GUCCI ?
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GUNNY !
GET IT ?
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NEXT IN LINE.
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I HATE THIS JOB.
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IS SOMETHING WRONG ?
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IS THIS YOUR
REAL NAME ?
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IT'S THE NAME
I'M KNOWN BY, YES.
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SURE.
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WHY NOT ?
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THANKS, SKIPPY.
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[ Ernest ] WE'LL CATCH
THAT PLANE, MISTER.
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WE'LL MAKE IT.
DON'T WORRY.
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[ Ernest ] WE'LL BE AIRBORNE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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[ Revving Engine ]
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AHHHH !
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[ Crunch ]
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HEY, YOU !
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TOUCH DOWN !
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[ Shouting ]
IT'S NOT
MY FAULT !
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WELL SIR,
I THINK WE MADE IT.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
THAT FLIGHT AFTER ALL.
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COME ON, MISTER,
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THIS IS NO TIME
TO TAKE A NAP.
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YOU'RE GONNA
MISS YOUR FLIGHT.
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[ Shouting ]
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YES, SIR, WHEN IT COMES
TO DRIVING SKILLS,
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NOBODY CAN BEAT
ERNEST P. WORRELL.
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[ Rip-pp ]
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UH-OH.
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YES, SIR,
CURB TO COUNTER.
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IT'S HIM !
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JUST A LITTLE EXTRA SERVICE US
INDEPENDENTS HAVE TO DO ...
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TO KEEP UP WITH
THE BIG GUYS.
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WHOA !
YOU FORGOT
YOUR CARRY-ON.
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HERE, YOU'LL
NEED A JACKET.
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[ Shouting ]
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YOU'D BETTER TAKE
THIS OTHER SUITCASE.
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HAVE A NICE DAY !
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[ Shouting ]
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WHAT A PLACE.
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CHRISTMAS TIME,
AND IT'S 80 DEGREES.
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YES, I'M USED TO
A COLDER CLIMATE MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'D REALLY
LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS ?
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SNOW.
SNOW ?
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I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU
WANTED A C-D PLAYER.
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I'D BETTER MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT.
[ Car Horn ]
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THERE'S MY WIFE.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY ?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
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I'VE MADE A NOTE
ABOUT THAT SNOW.
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TAXI !
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MISTER, I'M A TAXI.
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HERE,
YOU GOT ONE.
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I'LL TAKE THOSE.
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[ Shouting ]
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WHERE TO ?
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ORLANDO CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.
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[ Tires Screech ]
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HEY,
COME BACK HERE !
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HA ! HA !
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BOBBY, WE'VE GOT
9 CRATES ON HOLD,
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AND THEY'VE GOT TO BE
PICKED UP ON THE 24th.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
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WHO IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND ...
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WOULD BE WORKING
ON THE 24th ?
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THAT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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I'LL TELL
YOU WHO.
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"WE" WHO,
THAT'S WHO.
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RAIN, SLEET, HAIL,
THE SUPER BOWL,
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THE 4th OF JULY.
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BOBBY, IF IT
WEREN'T FOR US,
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THIS AIRLINE WOULD NEVER
GET OFF THE GROUND.
[ Crunch ]
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
BOBBY ?
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I GUESS IF YOU WANT
THINGS DONE RIGHT,
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YOU GOTTA DO IT
YOURSELF.
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[ Groan ]
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YO, BOB !
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BREAK'S OVER.
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[ Groan ]
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SUN GETTIN' TO YOU ?
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YES, IT'S NOT
AS BRIGHT AT NIGHT.
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I'M USUALLY HERE
AT NIGHT.
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HERE YOU GO. I ALWAYS
KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR.
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OH, THANK YOU,
ERNEST.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO INSULT YOU OR NOTHIN',
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BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOU REMIND ME OF ?
SANTA CLAUS ?
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I GUESS YOU
HEAR THAT A LOT.
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OH, YES. BUT THEN,
IT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
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BECAUSE YOU
LOOK LIKE HIM ?
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BECAUSE I AM HIM.
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BECAUSE YOU "AM" HIM.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT ?
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YEAH.
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[ Humming ]
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AHHH. SMELL THOSE
CHRISTMAS TREES.
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[ Ernest ] YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
"CHANNEL" NUMBER 5.
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JUST GIVE ME A WHIFF
OF THE OLD LONESOME PINE;
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THAT SYMBOL OF
BROTHERLY LOVE,
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THAT CENTERPIECE THAT
ALL MANKIND GATHERS AROUND ...
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TO SHARE THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
SHAPED LIKE A CAN.
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AHHH !
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WHOA, LITTLE TREE !
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STAY CALM, TANNENBAUM,
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
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WHOA !
[ Tires Screech ]
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[ Ernest ] EVEN IN
EMERGENCY SITUATIONS,
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ALWAYS FOLLOW
SAFE DRIVING RULES.
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00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,708
YOU'LL NOTICE THAT I AM USING
MY EMERGENCY SIGNAL INDICATORS,
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[ Crunch ]
WHEN IN REVERSE.
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HA ! HA !
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[ Brakes Squeal ]
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WHOA !
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[ Brakes Squeal ]
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OPEN UP !
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00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,723
HERE, HOLD
THIS A MINUTE.
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[ Crash ]
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[ Ernest ] THEY REALLY
BUNCH UP AT THIS EXIT.
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KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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I TAKE IT YOU
REALLY NEEDED A TREE ?
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NO, I'VE ALREADY
GOT ONE,
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BUT I'VE GOT A FRIEND
WHO COULD USE IT.
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BESIDES, IT'D BE A SHAME FOR
IT TO BE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.
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IT'S NICE
TO FIND SOMEBODY ...
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WITH SUCH DEVOTION
TO CHRISTMAS.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T TELL
MANY PEOPLE THIS,
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BUT CHRISTMAS IS JUST
ABOUT MY FAVORITE TIME.
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EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE KID,
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I ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS
MY OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY.
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I'M AT ONE WITH THE YULETIDE.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I EVEN MEMORIZED THE
NAMES OF ALL THE REINDEER,
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00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,197
LIKE "DONDER"
AND "BLISTER."
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THAT'S "BLITZEN."
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00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,771
IT SAYS, "HOLD FOR
PICK UP BY --"
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IS THAT AN "M" ?
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00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,906
"V."
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RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S AN "M."
"V."
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"M."
"V."
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"M, M, M."
"V, V, V."
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THAT IS AN "M."
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"HOLD FOR
HELPER ELMES."
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THIS IS
PROBABLY AMISH.
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00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,795
IT COULD
EVEN BE QUAKER.
235
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,797
ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT IT'S FRENCH.
236
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,331
"V."
237
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,468
OKAY, BOBBY, I NEED YOU
TO GO ON BACK TO WORK.
238
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,904
SEE YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER.
239
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,773
[ Rumble ]
240
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,943
[ Santa ] DID YOU
EVER HEAR OF A MAN ...
241
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,112
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS ?
242
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,447
IT DON'T RING A BELL.
SHOULD I HAVE ?
243
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,984
"UNCLE JOEY'S
TREE HOUSE ?"
244
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,087
UNCLE JOEY ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
245
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,189
* THEY NEVER GET OLD
246
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,523
* THEY ALWAYS STAY NEW
247
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,426
* THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS,
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU" **
248
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,327
HEY.
249
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,361
HEY !
250
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:11,799
I HAVEN'T SEEN
THAT SHOW IN YEARS.
251
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,200
IS HE STILL
ON THE AIR ?
252
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,268
WELL, HE WAS
UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO,
253
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,337
AND THEN IT
WAS CANCELLED.
254
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,775
WELL, BY NOW HE MUST BE
ROLLING IN Mucho Dinero.
255
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:24,111
WELL, YOU DON'T GET
RICH BY DOING ...
256
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,514
A ONCE-A-WEEK CHILDREN'S
PROGRAM ON LOCAL TV.
257
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,818
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT
FOR OTHER REASONS.
258
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,221
AND THAT'S
WHY I'M HERE.
259
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,190
HEY, HEY !
260
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,793
HEY, HOLD IT !
261
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,962
YOU FORGOT
SOMETHING.
TAKE IT EASY,
MISTER.
262
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,831
IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S MY BROTHER.
263
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,365
HE DOES THIS
ALL THE TIME.
264
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,301
WE GO OUT. HE SAYS HE HAS
THE MONEY, AND THEN WE EAT.
265
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,303
THEN HE GOES TO THE
BATHROOM AND SNEAKS OUT.
266
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,006
WHEN THE CHECK COMES,
I'M LEFT WITH NO MONEY ...
267
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,908
AND THIS STUPID
LOOK ON MY FACE.
268
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,543
PLEASE, MISTER,
JUST LET ME GO THIS TIME.
269
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,011
YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT ?
270
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,880
I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.
LOOK !
271
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,514
THERE'S MY BROTHER NOW.
THERE HE IS !
272
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,884
HEY, TOMMY !
273
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,351
HEY !
274
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,488
[ Ding, Ding ]
275
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,291
WHOA !
276
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,493
AAAH !
277
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,562
[ Brakes Screech ]
278
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,002
PLEASE, MISTER,
GO, GO, GO !
279
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,570
AAAH !
280
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,805
[ Ding, Ding ]
281
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,508
DING !
282
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,079
THAT WAS MY MEAN UNCLE.
283
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,447
HE MAKES ME WORK IN THAT
RESTAURANT LIKE A SLAVE.
284
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,184
HE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP
IN THE BASEMENT ...
285
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,352
WITH RATS AND FILTH,
AND I JUST ESCAPED.
286
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,855
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM
GET ME, OKAY ?
287
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,025
[ As John Wayne ]
WELL, NOT TO WORRY, LITTLE LADY.
288
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,060
YOU'RE SAFE WITH US.
289
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,365
THANKS.
290
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,035
I'M HARMONY STARR.
291
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,905
REMEMBER THAT NAME, BECAUSE
I'LL BE FAMOUS SOMEDAY.
292
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,407
THIS IS ERNEST,
AND I'M SANTA CLAUS.
293
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,080
SURPRISED ?
294
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,383
NO, NO.
295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,985
NOT REALLY.
296
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,623
[ Children's Voices ]
297
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,565
[ Click ]
298
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,503
THAT'LL BE $32.50.
299
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,871
THERE YOU GO.
300
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,409
HEY, THIS
AIN'T REAL.
WHAT ?
301
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,912
THIS BILL CARRIES
THE LIKENESS OF ONE ...
302
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,580
"MR. FUNTIME."
303
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,916
HMMM.
304
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,153
REALLY, I DON'T HAVE
MUCH USE FOR CURRENCY,
305
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,089
BUT I DO LIKE TO
HAVE A LITTLE AROUND.
306
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,025
JUST, YOU KNOW,
IN CASE.
307
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,295
OH, MY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
308
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,364
LAST YEAR,
309
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,967
A 5-YEAR-OLD
WANTED ...
310
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,269
A "MR. FUNTIME"
GROCERY STORE.
311
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,638
I INCLUDED A
LARGE AMOUNT OF ...
312
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,308
PLAY MONEY.
313
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,644
I SUPPOSE I MUST
HAVE MIXED IT UP.
314
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,047
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM.
315
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,515
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE ...
316
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,251
IS A FAILURE
TO "ACCUMULATE."
317
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,222
[ Sigh ]
318
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,491
WHAT THE HECK.
319
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,293
IT'S ON
THE HOUSE.
320
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,962
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLD BUDDY.
THANK YOU, TOO,
OLD BUDDY !
321
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,999
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
322
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,280
OH, RIGHT THROUGH
THERE, DEAR.
323
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,558
AHEM.
EXCUSE ME.
324
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,494
I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN
NAMED JOSEPH CARRUTHERS.
325
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:05,498
I'M THE GREATEST.
326
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,499
ROAR.
327
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,369
ME TOO, ME TOO !
328
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,603
ROAR !
329
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,374
FOR MILLIONS
OF YEARS,
330
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,343
DINOSAURS
RULED THE EARTH.
331
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,578
ROAR.
ROAR.
332
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,248
HEY, DON'T DO THAT !
333
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,051
THEN, SOMETHING
REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED.
334
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,287
UH-OH, IT'S
THE ICE AGE !
335
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,257
OH, NO, I DON'T
FEEL TOO GOOD.
336
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,392
AH-AH-AH-CHOO !
337
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,395
HE'S A
WONDERFUL MAN.
338
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,197
WE'RE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM WITH US.
339
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,267
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME.
I'VE WATCHED HIM FOR YEARS.
340
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,569
YES, WELL, HE'S BEEN
SUCH A HELP HERE,
341
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,771
AND THE CHILDREN
JUST LOVE HIM.
342
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,540
I HOPE HE GETS SOMETHING
GOING FOR HIMSELF SOON.
343
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,378
OH, I IMAGINE HE'LL HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL VERY SHORTLY.
344
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:55,048
THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SEE
DINOSAURS AROUND ANYMORE.
345
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,549
HEY, LISTEN.
346
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,387
I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS
FOR COMING TO SEE ME TODAY.
347
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,256
WHY DO I SAY
"THANK YOU" ?
348
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,625
BECAUSE THEY
NEVER SEEM OLD,
349
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,394
THEY ALWAYS
SEEM NEW,
350
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,062
THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS,
351
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,098
"PLEASE" AND
"THANK YOU."
352
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,681
* JINGLE BELLS,
CHECKBOOK SWELLS *
353
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,317
* BIG DEALS
ON THE WAY **
354
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,820
HEY, BABE, PARK IT IN THE SHADE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY ?
355
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,356
COME ALONG,
CHILDREN.
356
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,091
BE CAREFUL NOW.
357
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,259
COME ON BOYS,
QUICKLY.
358
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,493
BYE-BYE.
359
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,130
YOU CAN GO IN NOW.
360
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,597
HELLO, JOE !
361
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,533
THIS IS INDEED
A PLEASURE.
362
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,668
HELLO.
DO I KNOW YOU ?
363
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,603
YES, YOU DO.
I DO ?
364
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,506
WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
MAY SOUND FANTASTIC,
365
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,209
BUT PLEASE SUSPEND
DISBELIEF ...
366
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,145
UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN
THROUGH IT.
367
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,713
YOUR NAME WAS
ORIGINALLY ON A LIST ...
368
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,715
WITH SEVERAL
HUNDRED OTHERS.
369
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,185
SLOWLY, FOR ONE
REASON OR ANOTHER,
370
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,520
THE OTHER NAMES
WERE ELIMINATED.
371
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,190
THE PROCESS TOOK
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
372
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,125
BUT NOW, I'M SURE ...
373
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,195
I HAVE THE RIGHT
MAN FOR THE JOB.
374
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,629
JOB ?
WHAT JOB ?
375
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,199
I MEAN, WHAT IS
THIS ALL ABOUT ?
376
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,402
JOE, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE THE NEW --
377
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,204
EXCUSE ME, POP.
THIS IS IT, JOEY.
378
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,739
THE HAND OF FATE IS
REACHING OUT TO YOU.
379
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,742
I KNOW HOW BROKEN UP YOU ARE
ABOUT YOUR SHOW BEING BOUNCED,
380
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,312
BUT YOU'VE GOT A SHOT
FOR THE LEAD IN A MOVIE.
381
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,314
WHAT'S THE
MOVIE ABOUT ?
382
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,349
A HOLIDAY FLICK CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."
383
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,885
BLAKE FARRELL
HAD THE LEAD,
384
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,488
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
HE GOES SKIING,
FALLS ON HIS PUSS,
385
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,490
AND WRECKS UP
A $5,000 NOSE JOB.
386
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,226
DO YOU LOVE IT ?
I LOVE IT, YES.
387
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,260
TALK ABOUT LUCK,
RIGHT ?
388
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,162
THE INTERVIEW IS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
389
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,731
I WANT YOU TO TINT YOUR
HAIR AND LOSE THE BEARD.
390
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,899
NO, JOE, NO !
391
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,269
DON'T GO LOOKING LIKE HIM.
YOU'RE SET WITH MY HAIRSTYLIST.
392
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,172
DEREK CAN MAKE A HAIR BLOWER
DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT
SIT UP AND BARK.
393
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,508
BUT YOUR BEARD
IS WONDERFUL !
394
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,709
THANKS.
I THINK SO TOO, MARTY.
395
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,345
WHO IS THIS GUY ?
ALREADY, I DON'T LIKE HIM.
396
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,280
MY NAME IS SANT --
EXCUSE ME,
MR. SANTOS,
397
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,582
WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
MAY WE CONTINUE, PLEASE ?
398
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,618
S'il vous plait.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
399
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,320
MY GOODNESS,
MY SACK !
400
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,229
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LEFT IT.
401
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,465
I MUST REALLY
BE SLIPPING.
402
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,236
YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING
THIS STUFF, ERNEST;
403
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,537
KNOCKING DOWN
THE METERS,
404
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,273
GIVING FREE RIDES TO
EVERY HOBO YOU COME ACROSS.
405
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,475
[ Ernest ] BUT MR. DILLIS,
THIS WASN'T JUST A HOBO.
406
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,444
THIS GUY
WAS DIFFERENT.
407
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,912
CALL IT
CLAIRVOYANCE,
408
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,214
CALL IT "EXTRA-SENSITORY
PERSPIRATION."
409
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,549
I JUST HAD
THIS HUNCH.
410
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,651
I AM NOT RUNNING A
CHARITY OPERATION HERE.
411
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,554
THIS IS A BUSINESS, AND
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY,
412
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,956
AND GOOD SAMARITANS LIKE
YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY !
413
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,824
I'VE HAD IT WITH
YOU, ERNEST.
414
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,326
YOU'RE FIRED !
415
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,968
ERNEST, IT WAS A
DEAD-END JOB, ANYWAY.
416
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,971
I MEAN, IT'S NOWHERE
WORKING FOR A GUY LIKE THAT.
417
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,240
IF THERE HADN'T BEEN
CHILDREN PRESENT,
418
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,442
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A
VERY UGLY SCENE INDEED.
419
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,477
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
420
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,845
HEY, TAKE THIS
WITH YOU !
421
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,416
[ Jingle ]
422
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,951
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL
HIM YOU WERE ROBBED ?
423
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,689
THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN
AVOIDED IF YOU'D JUST LIED.
424
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,324
MERRY
CHRISTMAS !
425
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,426
OOH !
426
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,829
ERNEST, YOU ARE IN
SERIOUS NEED OF HELP.
427
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,598
OOH.
428
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,934
WAIT A MINUTE.
STAND FAST, BOBBY.
[ Scratch, Scratch ]
429
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,604
I THINK I HEAR
SOMETHING.
430
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,438
[ Crunch ]
431
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,606
AHHHH !
432
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,241
[ Whoosh ]
433
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,979
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT THE CAB,
434
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,449
BESIDE THE FACT
THAT IT WAS YELLOW ?
435
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,684
NO "WORRELL"
AT CITY CAB.
436
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,686
I CAN TRY METRO.
437
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,624
I KEPT TRACK OF HIM
UNTIL HE WAS 11 OR SO;
438
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,459
ERNEST, I MEAN.
439
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,461
WHAT A GOOD BOY.
440
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,397
NOT VERY BRIGHT.
441
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,866
HE GREW UP
WITH THIS GUY.
442
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,569
I THINK HIS
NAME WAS VERN.
443
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,472
WHAT IS WITH YOU
AND THIS RUMMY ?
444
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,574
YOU'VE ALREADY BLOWN YOUR
APPOINTMENT WITH DEREK.
445
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,410
HE'S A NICE OLD MAN.
HE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED.
446
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,380
I THINK WE CAN TAKE A
LITTLE TIME TO HELP HIM OUT.
447
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,481
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
448
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,384
HEAD ON OVER THERE.
449
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,385
I'LL HELP MR. WHISKERS
FIND HIS WHATEVER-IT-IS,
450
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,654
AND MEET YOU
AT THE STUDIO.
451
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,557
MR. SANTOS, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY,
452
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,825
BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
I REALLY HAVE TO KEEP.
453
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,327
MARTY WILL TAKE
CARE OF YOU.
454
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,763
BUT JOE, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
455
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,532
[ Marty ] YES, YES, YES,
WHATEVER IT IS, MR. SANTOS,
456
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,502
YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'M MARTY BROCK, JOE'S AGENT.
457
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,338
SO, MR. SANTOS,
DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE ?
458
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,840
NO. I HAVE TO GO
AND FIND JOE. EXCUSE ME.
459
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:51,744
DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY,
ANY FRIENDS, ANY MONEY ?
460
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:57,417
I HAD SOME U.S. CURRENCY;
RATHER A LARGE AMOUNT.
461
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,687
I GAVE IT AWAY
LAST YEAR ...
462
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,357
TO A 5-YEAR-OLD NAMED
BOBBY BIDDERMAN.
463
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,859
WHAT ABOUT NOW,
MR. SANTOS ?
464
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,028
THE NAME IS SANTA CLAUS.
465
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,897
OOH.
466
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,372
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
STAY RIGHT HERE ...
467
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,573
AND I'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
468
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,041
OKIE-DOKIE ?
469
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,643
GOOD.
470
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,344
YES.
471
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,451
SUCH A NICE MAN.
472
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,754
[ Ernest ] VERN,
VERN, VERN, WHAT A GUY.
473
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,889
YEAH, ME AND VERN
GO BACK A LONG WAY.
474
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:39,091
WE SPEND THE
HOLIDAYS TOGETHER.
475
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,094
I HELP HIM WORK ON HIS HOUSE
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
476
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,897
ME AND OLD VERN ARE TIGHTER
THAN STRETCHED DUCT TAPE.
477
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,767
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'RE
CUT FROM THE SAME BARK.
478
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,002
OLD VERN'S DONE PRETTY
GOOD FOR HIMSELF, THOUGH.
479
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,472
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, HE
WOULDN'T BE WHERE HE IS TODAY.
480
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,107
I TAUGHT HIM ALL HE KNOWS
ABOUT NUCLEAR PHYSICS.
481
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,743
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
482
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,578
YEAH, VERN'S ALWAYS
HAPPY TO SEE ME.
483
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,981
HE'S MY BEST BUDDY, AND HE
THROWS THE GREATEST PARTIES.
484
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,751
COURSE, WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY,
SO WE CAN HELP HIM DECORATE,
485
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,786
AND MAYBE PUT
OUT THE FOOD.
486
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,020
THOSE LITTLE
FINGER SANDWICHES,
487
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,757
AND CHEESEBALLS,
AND BEAN DIP !
488
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,459
I HOPE HE'S GOT
SOMETHING I CAN EAT,
489
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,428
NOT JUST LOTS OF THINGS MADE
OF WHITE SUGAR AND RED MEAT.
490
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,765
I THINK EATING RED MEAT
MAKES PEOPLE OVERLY AGGRESSIVE.
491
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,434
THEY KILL
PEOPLE AND STUFF.
492
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,502
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
493
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,704
YOU'RE AS RIGHT
AS RAIN, PUDDIN'.
494
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,574
PORK'S MY MEAT.
495
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,178
HO, HO, HO, VERN !
MERRY CHRISTM --
496
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,516
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS
VERN WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.
497
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,618
VERN'S JUST
LIKE THAT.
498
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,519
HE'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR A LAUGH.
499
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,820
COME ON.
500
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:44,056
IT'S SANTA'S LITTLE
PARTY HELPER !
HI !
501
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,125
THIS IS HARMONY.
[ Crack ]
502
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:49,061
SHE'S BEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME,
SO I'M HELPING HER OUT.
503
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,531
YOU KNOW, KIND OF A
"FATHER IMAGE" THING.
504
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,700
"AS THE TWIG IS BENT,
SO GROWS THE TREE."
505
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,035
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
506
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,970
IT'LL LOOK GOOD
RIGHT OVER HERE.
507
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,507
[ Harmony ] NICE PLACE.
IT'S REALLY YOU.
508
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,074
YEP, I'LL JUST SET IT
RIGHT IN THERE.
509
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,743
[ Crunch ]
510
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:04,877
UMPH !
511
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,546
UGH !
512
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,748
DON'T WORRY, VERN,
I'LL MAKE IT FIT.
513
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,083
[ Creak, Creak ]
514
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,819
UGH !
515
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:16,656
JUST HANG SOME TINSEL
AND LIGHTS ON THIS PUPPY --
516
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,525
AAOOH !
517
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,160
PARTY PUNCH.
518
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,995
YEAH, THAT
OUGHT TO HOLD.
519
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,831
[ Tree Creaks ]
520
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,833
[ Slurp ]
521
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,835
AHH !
522
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,503
SUPERB.
[ Crack ]
523
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:31,838
[ Crunch ]
524
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,940
I'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.
525
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,675
IF I DON'T FIND HIM,
526
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,744
SO MANY CHILDREN
WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.
527
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,779
OFFICER, YOU'VE
GOT TO LET ME GO.
528
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:44,016
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT WAS NECESSARY ?
529
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,052
HE SEEMED
SO HARMLESS,
530
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,954
AND IN A STRANGE
WAY, SINCERE.
531
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,890
COME ON. HE'S OBVIOUSLY
DISORIENTED.
532
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,692
A TRANSIENT, WALKING AROUND
WITH PLAY MONEY IN HIS POCKET,
533
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,561
PRETENDING TO BE
SANTA CLAUS.
534
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,529
IS THAT WHO HE
THINKS HE IS ?
535
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,497
HIS REAL NAME
IS SANTOS.
536
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,742
HE GOT FIRED.
537
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,712
SOME CRAZY OLD GUY STIFFED
HIM FOR A $30 CAB RIDE,
538
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,047
AND INSTEAD OF
CALLING THE COPS,
539
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,716
BOBO HERE KNOCKED
DOWN THE METER.
540
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,051
ARE THOSE
BACON-CHEESEBURGERS ?
541
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:21,654
VERN, IT AIN'T LIKE THE
CAB COMPANY CAN'T AFFORD ...
542
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,891
TO GIVE SOMEBODY A FREE RIDE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
543
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,159
AND AFTER ALL, VERN,
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.
544
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,728
IT'S A TIME
FOR GIVING.
545
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,664
[ Rip ]
546
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,232
A TIME FOR CHESTNUTS
OPENING ON A ROASTED FIRE.
547
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,601
[ Rip ]
548
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:38,571
A TIME FOR SLEIGH BELLS
TINKLING IN THE SNOW.
549
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,606
UGH !
550
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,575
VERN, THAT PUPPY'S REALLY STUCK.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
551
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,944
[ Rip ]
552
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,679
YOU KNOW, VERN,
553
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,582
IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSMUTATION
OF YOUR 110 AND YOUR 220.
554
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:50,750
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
555
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,250
[ Pop ]
556
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:55,154
[ Pop ]
557
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,626
[ Santa ] I ARRIVED HERE
JUST TODAY.
558
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,761
I HAD A SIMPLE
JOB TO DO,
559
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:05,632
AND THEN, EVERYTHING
STARTED TO GET UNRAVELLED.
560
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,034
FIRST,
I LOST MY SACK,
561
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,970
AND NOW THIS.
562
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,639
IF YOU'D ONLY TAKE A MOMENT
AND JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND --
563
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:13,806
COME ON, POPS,
564
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,842
WE GOT SOME
PAPERWORK TO DO.
565
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,077
YOU'RE MAKING A
VERY BIG MISTAKE.
566
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,682
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
567
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:25,652
[ Officer ] I NEVER SAW
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
568
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,888
"I'M FRIGHTENED."
569
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,990
"DON'T WORRY.
IT'S ONLY THUNDER.
570
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,626
"WE'LL ALL
BE SAFE HERE ...
571
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,927
TOGETHER."
572
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,296
OH, GREAT.
573
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,966
YOU KIDS ARE TERRIFIC ACTORS.
YOU REALLY ARE.
574
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,835
I WANT TO THANK YOU
BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME A LOT.
575
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,837
I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.
576
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,875
HE'S A NATURAL
WITH THE KIDS.
577
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,643
HE'S ALREADY GOT THEM SAYING
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."
578
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,712
YOU'RE THE
DIRECTOR, CARL,
579
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,648
BUT PERSONALLY, I THINK
THERE'S CHEMISTRY HERE.
580
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,717
CHEMISTRY
IS VERY IMPORTANT.
581
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,985
CHEMISTRY.
582
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,187
YOU'VE GOT IT,
THEY WANT IT.
REALLY ?
583
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,822
YEAH, YEAH.
584
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,257
THEY WANT TO SHOOT
SOME TESTS TOMORROW,
585
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,659
BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
GREAT !
586
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,094
BY THE WAY, WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE OLD GUY ?
587
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,397
FORGET HIM. YOU'VE GOT A
NEW CAREER ABOUT TO FIRE UP.
588
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,333
GOOD, BUT DID HE EVER FIND
HIS SACK OR WHATEVER IT WAS ?
589
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,935
YEAH, YEAH.
TAKEN CARE OF.
590
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,671
[ Squeak ]
591
00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,339
[ Squeak ]
592
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,041
[ Squeak ]
593
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,778
I KNOW WHAT WE NEED, VERN.
BOLT CUTTERS !
594
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:26,813
[ Splat ]
595
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:33,720
[ Jingle ]
596
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,962
[ Jingle ]
597
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,082
[ Giggles ]
598
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,387
HE'S HIM.
599
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,326
[ Harmony ] THERE'S NO SUCH
THING. THINK ABOUT IT;
600
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,896
A GUY WHO FLIES AROUND
THE WHOLE WORLD ...
601
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,330
IN ONE NIGHT.
602
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,466
IT JUST DOESN'T
QUITE CORRESPOND ...
603
00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,802
WITH THE LAWS
OF TIME AND TRAVEL.
604
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,403
NOW, NOW, NOW,
IT'S POSSIBLE.
605
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,339
TAKE THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE,
MULTIPLY IT BY THE TIME ZONES,
606
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,842
DIVIDE IT BY THE ACCELERATED
ROTATION OF THE EARTH.
607
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,178
NOW, CARRY THE ONE.
608
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:35,081
ALLOWING FOR THE VERNAL EQUINOX
ON THE TROPIC OF CANCER,
609
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,783
HE MIGHT
JUST PULL IT OFF.
610
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,884
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
611
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:41,420
LET'S JUST SAY THIS GUY
REALLY IS SANTA CLAUS, OKAY ?
612
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,089
WHY IS HE
RIDING AROUND ...
613
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,758
IN AIRPLANES
AND TAXICABS ?
614
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,994
WHERE'S HIS SLEIGH ?
615
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,096
WHERE ARE HIS
REINDEER ?
616
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,132
[ Chomping And Snorting ]
617
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,116
YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK THAT IS ?
618
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,383
[ Chomp, Snort ]
619
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,351
I THINK THOSE ARE ...
620
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,320
LATVIAN GOATS.
621
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,124
WAIT A MINUTE.
622
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,859
IT -- IT COULD
BE ALIENS.
623
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,160
[ Whoosh ]
624
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,331
[ Whoosh ]
625
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,367
[ Knock ]
IS ANYBODY IN THERE ?
626
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,804
SANTA, ARE YOU IN THERE ?
627
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,005
[ Knock, Knock ]
628
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,976
I'VE GOT YOUR SACK.
IT'S SAFE.
629
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,378
I TOLD YOU,
THEY'RE ALL GONE.
630
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,049
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT,
ANYWAY ?
631
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,351
I DON'T KNOW.
632
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,518
WELL, I THINK
I KNOW, BUT --
633
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:48,054
COME OVER HERE
A SECOND.
634
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,089
[ Ernest ] I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
635
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,158
WATCH THIS.
636
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,193
[ Jingle ]
637
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,998
[ Giggles ]
638
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:03,102
WHOA, GROOVY TUESDAY !
639
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,338
I AM GOING TO SLOWLY
AND CAREFULLY ...
640
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,841
REACH INTO THIS
GLOWING BAG ...
641
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,011
AND SEE IF MY FINELY
HONED INSTINCTS ...
642
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,412
ARE CORRECT.
643
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,881
NO, NO.
DON'T DO IT.
644
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,183
I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IN THAT BAG.
645
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,018
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT BAG'S BEEN.
646
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,519
IT COULD BE SOME
KIND OF ...
647
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,222
PORTABLE CORE-MELTDOWN
OR SOMETHING.
648
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,456
NO PROBLEM.
649
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,458
[ Grunts ]
650
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:29,295
OH, AHH, OH.
651
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,398
[ Harmony ]
CAREFUL, CAREFUL !
652
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,166
OOH-OOH.
653
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,872
I TOLD YOU.
NOW YOU'RE NUKED, MAN.
654
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:43,209
UNLESS I'M WRONG,
AND I HARDLY EVER AM,
655
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,543
THIS IS FOR YOU.
656
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:47,413
[ Zing ]
657
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,148
NOW AIN'T THAT JUST EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS ?
658
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,617
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
TOTALLY UN-AWESOME.
659
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,252
NO MAN,
GET WITH IT.
660
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,956
OKAY, THAT WAS
JUST FOR PRACTICE.
661
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,624
NOW, I'M
IN THE GROOVE.
662
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:02,261
NOW, I AM AT ONE
WITH THE MAGIC.
663
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,596
HOW ABOUT THIS ?
664
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,899
LIKE IT ?
665
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,134
THAT'S YOU.
666
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,636
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !
667
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:11,938
AH-HA !
668
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,575
[ Flap, Flap ]
669
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:21,113
COME ON, ERNEST.
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.
670
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,315
NAH !
671
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,087
RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
COME ON !
672
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,622
LOOK GUY, IF YOUR
NOSE IS CLEAN,
673
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,624
YOU'LL GET A HOT MEAL AND
BE OUT ON THE STREET ...
674
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,927
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
"FROSTY THE SNOWMAN."
675
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:38,364
BUT IT WOULD BE A LOT BETTER
IF YOU'D GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME.
676
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,365
I'VE TOLD YOU.
677
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,200
I'VE TOLD EVERYBODY.
678
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,269
MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
679
00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:46,172
OKAY, WE'LL JUST
GO WITH "JOHN DOE."
680
00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:48,674
NOW, SEE HERE.
681
00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,477
THIS IS A REALLY
HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
682
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:55,114
I NEED TO FIND A MAN
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS.
683
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,682
YOU HAVE
ONE PHONE CALL.
684
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,187
I CAN'T EXPLAIN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS ON THE TELEPHONE.
685
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,123
WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE
SOME MAGICAL POWERS,
686
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,058
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT.
687
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,060
AGE ?
688
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,663
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE.
689
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,567
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.
690
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,970
WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS SACK
BACK INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.
691
00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,538
YOU SAW HOW IT WAS.
692
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:22,041
EVEN ME, NOTED
"PHILANTHROPIC" THAT I AM,
693
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,143
COULDN'T GET THE RIGHT
STUFF OUT OF THIS SACK.
694
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,477
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS ?
695
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:28,180
IT REALLY WORKS !
696
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,516
IT MEANS THE END OF
CHRISTMAS ON THIS PLANET ...
697
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,484
AS WE KNOW IT.
698
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:35,421
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
AUTHORIZED TO OPERATE THIS SACK:
699
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:39,058
HIS BIG RED ONENESS,
"THE CLAUS."
700
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,267
[ Officer ]
OPEN "D" CELL.
701
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,208
[ Officer ]
CLOSE "D."
702
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:58,544
[ Prisoner ] THIS AIN'T
NO FLOPHOUSE, BUDDY.
703
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,381
[ Prisoner ]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
704
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,683
THIS PLACE
IS FULL ALREADY.
705
00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,054
[ Laughter ]
706
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,054
[ Smack ]
707
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,155
RISE AND SHINE !
708
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,057
IT'S TIME TO PUT
FUEL IN THE TANK ...
709
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:47,426
AND RUBBER
ON THE ROAD;
710
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,128
AND REUNITE OLD
FATHER CHRISTMAS,
711
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,796
A CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIEND OF MINE,
712
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,131
WITH HIS
MAGIC SACK.
713
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:55,434
ERNEST, I'M NOT MUCH
OF A MORNING PERSON.
714
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,270
DO YOU THINK WE COULD JUST
KEEP IT DOWN TO A DULL ROAR ?
715
00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:02,108
WHEN I SEE HIS FROSTINESS,
I'M GOING TO ASK HIM ...
716
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:05,244
HOW HE GOT IN MY HOUSE
WHEN I WAS A KID,
717
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,513
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T
EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY.
718
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,515
I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A THEORY ON THIS ?
719
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,782
MY THEORY IS ...
720
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,319
HE GOT IN THROUGH THE
FORCED-AIR HEATING SYSTEM.
721
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,655
YOU KILL ME.
722
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:20,426
YOU TALK LIKE YOU
BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF;
723
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,162
ALL THIS CHRISTMAS,
SANTA CLAUS,
724
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,331
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
STUFF.
725
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,199
OF COURSE, I BELIEVE.
726
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,800
CHRISTMAS IS
A KNOWN FACT.
727
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,702
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,
ALL OVER THE WORLD,
728
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,439
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
EVERY SINGLE YEAR;
729
00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,174
WITH COLORFUL CARDS,
730
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:38,177
AND FESTIVELY WRAPPED
PACKAGES WITH BIG BOWS.
731
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:41,447
ONE CHRISTMAS EVE,
I WAS LYING IN BED.
732
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,450
I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE
IN THE HEAT DUCTS.
733
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,552
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
REINDEER ON THE ROOF ?
734
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,188
NO, I THOUGHT
IT WAS SANTA CLAUS ...
735
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,123
TRAPPED IN
THE HEATING SYSTEM.
736
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,225
I PICTURED HIM WANDERING
AROUND IN THERE ...
737
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,127
TRYING TO FIND
A WAY OUT,
738
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:58,664
AND FINALLY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO SORT OF THIS BIG BLOB,
739
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:02,501
AND OOZING THROUGH
THE VENT COVERS.
740
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,473
YOU'RE A SICK MAN,
ERNEST.
741
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,875
WE'VE GOT TO EAT AND
FIND "THE CLAUS."
742
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:13,679
WITH MY TRACKING SKILLS,
THAT SHOULD BE No Problemo.
743
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,581
Comprendo ?
744
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:18,717
[ Sizzle ]
745
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,719
AHHH.
746
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:24,323
I LIKE LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER
WITH MINE, DON'T YOU ?
747
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,158
LOTS OF BUTTER.
748
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,759
OOOH.
749
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,362
[ Snort ]
750
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,332
OH, YEAH.
751
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,667
ALIEN GOATS,
ALL RIGHT.
752
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,136
I READ ABOUT THIS
IN THE ENQUIRER.
753
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,848
REINDEER ?
BUT I KNEW THAT !
754
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,917
IT'S PART OF
THE SAME SPECIES.
755
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,685
[ Whoosh ]
756
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,921
THAT'S SIX
OUT OF EIGHT.
757
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:02,328
BOBBY, THERE IS SOMETHING
REAL SIGNIFICANT GOING ON HERE.
758
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:09,801
* FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
759
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,638
* FOUR CALLING BIRDS,
THREE FRENCH HENS *
760
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,306
* TWO TURTLE DOVES
761
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,544
[ Lone Male Voice ]
* AND A PARTRIDGE
762
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:23,515
* IN A PEAR TREE *
763
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,224
THIS ONE WAS MADE IN
MRS. THOMPSON'S ROOM.
764
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,425
ISN'T THAT NICE ?
765
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:34,893
YOU HAVE TO BE
VERY CAREFUL WHEN --
766
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,730
I NEED TO FIND THE MAN
WHO WAS HERE YESTERDAY.
767
00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:39,898
WHAT'S
HIS NAME ?
768
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:43,402
SANTA CLAUS.
769
00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:44,270
WHO ?
770
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,606
SANTA CLAUS.
771
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,609
HIS NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
772
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,814
THAT'S IT,
YUCK IT UP.
773
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:59,251
HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLOSE,
PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.
774
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,219
NA-NA, NA-NA-NA.
775
00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:05,291
FIFTH-GRADERS THINK
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
776
00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:08,327
I KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
777
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,297
HE'S THAT POOR OLD MAN THE
POLICE TOOK AWAY YESTERDAY.
778
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,832
UH-UH-UH.
779
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:16,234
SANTA CLAUS
GOT BUSTED ?
780
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:18,837
I GOTTA GO.
781
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,006
WHAT I REALLY WANTED
FOR CHRISTMAS ...
782
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,646
WAS A MILLION DOLLARS
IN SMALL, UNMARKED BILLS.
783
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,016
[ Jingle ]
784
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,386
GUESS WHAT !
785
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,289
I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
I WAS GUARDING IT.
786
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,458
SANTA'S IN
THE SLAMMER.
787
00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:41,460
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.
788
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,329
IS VAGRANCY
A CAPITAL CRIME ?
789
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,398
[ Engine Starts ]
790
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,499
[ Tires Screech ]
791
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,807
NO LADY,
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.
792
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,008
PUT IT BACK.
793
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,347
I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
CHIEF SPENKS,
794
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,382
BUT HE'S FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE.
795
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,050
GREAT, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I NEED TODAY;
796
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,353
SOME KNOW-NOTHING FROM THE
CAPITAL COMING DOWN HERE ...
797
00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,388
AND TELLING ME
HOW TO RUN MY --
798
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:12,491
HELLO, I'M CHIEF SPENKS.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?
799
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,660
CLEMENTH, HERE.
OSCAR CLEMENTH.
800
00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,528
I'M WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
STATE CORRECTIONAL ...
801
00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:19,998
INSTITUTIONAL PRISONER
FAIR TREATMENT TASK FORCE.
802
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,567
AND THIS IS THE
GOVERNOR'S NIECE,
803
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,901
MINDY.
804
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:26,572
MINDY'S WRITING
A SCHOOL PAPER ...
805
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:29,007
ON "HOW GOVERNMENT
REALLY WORKS."
806
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,610
HOW NICE.
807
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,779
THIS IS A SURPRISE
INSPECTION, CHIEF.
808
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,682
NOW, WAIT
JUST A MINUTE.
809
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,018
DO YOU NEED AN EDUCATION TO BE
CHIEF, OR CAN ANYBODY DO IT ?
810
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:41,920
WE HAD TO
FIGHT THROUGH ...
811
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:44,723
AN ARMY OF TV CAMERAMEN
JUST TO GET IN HERE.
812
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,957
NOW, LOOK HERE --
813
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,927
IS THAT "SPINKS"
OR "SPENKS."
814
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,498
I CAN'T TELL
YOU WHAT A ...
815
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,900
PET PROJECT THIS IS
OF GOVERNOR ELLINGTON'S.
816
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,070
TV CAMERAMEN. ARE WE
COMMUNICATING HERE ?
817
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:01,973
WERE YOU ELECTED
INTO OFFICE,
818
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,042
OR DID YOU JUST
BUY YOUR WAY IN ?
819
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,044
ISN'T SHE
A DOLL ?
820
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,115
[ Spenks ] THE GOAL
OF THIS FACILITY ...
821
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:13,752
IS TO REHABILITATE
AND RETRAIN THE WHOLE MAN;
822
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:18,089
AND TO MAKE POSSIBLE HIS
SMOOTH REENTRY INTO SOCIETY,
823
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,393
ONCE HE'S PAID FOR
THE CRIMES HE'S COMMITTED.
824
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:24,630
THESE ARE OUR MOST
RECENT OFFENDERS.
825
00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:29,100
[ Officer ]
OPEN "D" CELL.
826
00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,470
BE SURE TO TAKE
COPIOUS NOTES, MINDY,
827
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,071
AND WATCH THAT
PENMANSHIP.
828
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,020
WHO'S THE
OLD MAN ?
829
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,522
UM, MR. SANTOS.
830
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,925
MR. SANTOS,
831
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,528
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE ?
832
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:59,531
MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
833
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,799
EXCUSE ME ?
834
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:01,867
SANTA CLAUS.
835
00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,870
DID HE SAY
"SANTA CLAUS" ?
836
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,473
I THINK SO.
837
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,641
MY GOOD MAN, YOU
ARE NOT SANTA CLAUS.
838
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:10,609
I AM !
839
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,877
- ARE NOT.
- AM TOO !
840
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,011
- ARE NOT.
- AM TOO !
841
00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,112
ARE NOT !
842
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,815
I AM TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT !
843
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,819
THIS MAN THINKS
HE IS SANTA CLAUS,
844
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:23,622
AND YOU KEEP HIM IN
A CELL WITH REGULAR,
845
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:26,191
ORDINARY, EVERYDAY,
HARMLESS CRIMINALS ?
846
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,026
EXCUSE ME,
847
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,128
BUT HE REALLY
IS SANTA CLAUS.
848
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,666
YOU SEE THAT ?
INFECTIOUS INSANITY.
849
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,536
THIS MAN NEEDS
TO BE ISOLATED.
850
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:39,871
ARE YOU
GETTING THIS ?
UNCLE HERBERT
WILL BE SHOCKED.
851
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:43,475
MAYBE IT'S A MISTAKE;
A CLERICAL ERROR.
852
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:47,546
IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS ?
853
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,815
[ Ernest ] LOOK AT THOSE
BEADY TWINKLING EYES,
854
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,483
THOSE MERRY CHEEKS.
855
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:55,053
I BET WHEN HE LAUGHS HE SHAKES
LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY.
856
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,756
CALL MY OFFICE AND
TELL THEM I'M TAKING ...
857
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:01,493
THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY
TO THE PADDED PARTY ROOM.
858
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,929
I HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE
TO SEE THIS, MY DEAR.
859
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,997
I'D HATE FOR UNCLE HERBERT
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.
860
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:08,166
OH, DON'T TELL HIM.
861
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,001
THE GOVERNOR WOULD
MAKE A THROW RUG ...
862
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,170
OUT OF THIS MAN'S
CHEST HAIR.
863
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,006
MOVE IT, POPS !
864
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,775
[ Prisoner ]
SEE YOU, SANTA.
865
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,010
[ Prisoner ]
TAKE IT EASY, SANTA.
866
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,212
CAN WE STILL
GET ICE CREAM ?
867
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:24,716
[ Ernest ] OF COURSE WE
CAN, BUT NONE FOR HIM.
868
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,585
[ Prisoner ]
WE'LL BE GOOD !
869
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,855
ALL RIGHT ! WAS THAT
COOL OR WHAT ?
870
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,690
"IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS ?"
871
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:34,225
THEY BOUGHT IT !
OH, WHAT A TEAM.
872
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,762
THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANK YOU, ERNEST.
873
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,063
TIME IS
RUNNING OUT.
874
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,799
THIS IS GREAT.
875
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:41,900
YOU ARE THE MOST FAMOUS
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
876
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,202
YOU'RE HIM:
"MR. TWINKLE IN THE EYE,"
877
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:45,937
"MR. ROSY CHEEKS,"
878
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,706
"MR. HO-HO !"
879
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,876
I'VE GOT SUGARPLUMS DANCING
IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK.
880
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:51,743
ERNEST,
881
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:52,911
CHILL OUT,
WILL YOU ?
882
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,880
SHE STILL DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN YOU.
883
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,248
GET REAL.
884
00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,718
NOBODY BELIEVES
IN SANTA CLAUS.
885
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:02,654
OH, SHE'S BEEN THIS WAY
SINCE THAT CHRISTMAS ...
886
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:06,257
WHEN I BROUGHT HER A DOLL
INSTEAD OF A BASEBALL MITT.
887
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,159
HAVEN'T YOU, PAMELA ?
888
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,802
YOU SEE,
I TOOK OVER ...
889
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,805
THE POSITION OF
SANTA CLAUS, IN 1889,
890
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:22,107
FROM A GERMAN CHAP.
891
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,775
I ENJOYED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.
892
00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:27,613
THEN HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE SANTA CLAUS ANYMORE ?
893
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:30,181
NO, NO,
IT ISN'T THAT.
894
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,618
YOU SEE, WITH THE
PASSING OF TIME,
895
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,285
THE MAGIC FADES.
896
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:36,755
I'VE GOT SOME JUMPER CABLES
IN THE BACK ...
897
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:38,256
IF YOU NEED
RECHARGING.
898
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:40,859
NO, ERNEST.
899
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:41,860
IT'S RECHARGED
THROUGH THE PASSING ...
900
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,762
FROM ONE PERSON
TO THE NEXT.
901
00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:46,932
THAT'S WHY JOE CARRUTHERS
IS SO IMPORTANT.
902
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:50,101
I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
THE NEXT SANTA CLAUS ...
903
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:52,671
BEFORE 7:00 TONIGHT.
904
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,942
OR I'M AFRAID ...
905
00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,277
THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS,
906
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:03,148
THE JOYS AND FEELINGS,
907
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:05,016
WILL BE GONE FOREVER.
908
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:09,655
[ Santa ] THAT'S WHY
WE'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.
909
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:13,625
[ Harmony ] MARTY'S OFFICE
IS ON THE 2nd FLOOR.
910
00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:16,828
THESE STEPS MIGHT AS WELL
BE MOUNT EVEREST.
911
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,866
HOLD ON
A SECOND, HON.
912
00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:23,669
SUPERIOR TALENT, INC.
MARTY BROCK'S --
913
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,805
IS MY SECOND-BORN SON
WITHOUT A SLIVER OF GRATITUDE ?
914
00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:30,642
HE WOULDN'T EVEN PICK UP
HIS OWN MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.
915
00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:33,845
I'M ONLY GLAD HIS FATHER
NEVER LIVED TO SEE THE DAY ...
916
00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,915
WHEN HIS SON WOULD TREAT
HIS OWN MOTHER THIS WAY.
917
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,984
ME, A LONELY
OLD WOMAN ...
918
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:42,087
FORCED TO COPE IN A
WORLD OF INDIFFERENCE.
919
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,656
HOLD ON
JUST A MINUTE.
920
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,658
WHERE IS HE ?
WHERE IS MARTIN ?
921
00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:48,927
I NEED HIM TO HELP ME
WITH MY WILL.
922
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,998
HAVING WALKED FROM THE
AIRPORT, I'LL BE DEAD SOON.
923
00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:54,666
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HE'S WITH A CLIENT.
924
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,334
THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU.
925
00:43:56,367 --> 00:44:00,238
YOU HAVE TWO SONS;
ONE GOOD, ONE BAD.
926
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,207
AND WOULDN'T
YOU KNOW IT,
927
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,176
WITH MY LUCK,
THE GOOD ONE DIES !
928
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,879
BUT MRS. BROCK, I'M SURE HE
DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.
929
00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:10,949
DON'T SIDE WITH HIM, HONEY.
THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT.
930
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:14,052
JUST TELL ME
WHERE HE IS.
931
00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:18,690
I HOPE ERNEST HAS
SUCCESS FINDING JOE.
932
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:20,926
HE'S BEEN IN THERE
A LONG TIME.
933
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,361
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
KICK HIM OUT RIGHT AWAY.
934
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:29,200
YOUR MOTHER MUST
BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
935
00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:31,402
WHAT ?
WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
GONE A MONTH NOW.
936
00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:34,439
THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR A GIRL
YOUR AGE TO BE ON HER OWN.
937
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,945
YOU KNOW,
THAT IS SO FUNNY.
938
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:42,447
PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
939
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,783
EVERYBODY THINKS I'M
REALLY YOUNG, YOU KNOW,
940
00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:46,785
BUT I'M NOT.
941
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:47,886
I'M 22.
942
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,221
MY MISTAKE.
943
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,757
I MIXED YOU UP
WITH SOMEONE ...
944
00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:54,893
WHOSE PARENTS HAD SOME
PROBLEMS LAST YEAR.
945
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:57,062
THEY GOT SO WRAPPED UP
IN THEMSELVES ...
946
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,930
THAT THEY FORGOT
THAT SHE ...
947
00:44:58,964 --> 00:45:01,099
NEEDED A LITTLE
ATTENTION, TOO.
948
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,103
NO.
949
00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:06,237
I --
950
00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,874
I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY LIKE THAT.
951
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,846
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE OUGHT TO
WISE UP TO THE WAY THINGS ARE,
952
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,482
AND JUST START LOOKING
OUT FOR HERSELF.
953
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:22,087
HEY, ERNEST !
954
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,957
HOW'D IT GO ?
IT WORKED GREAT !
955
00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:27,993
VICTORY
IS AT HAND.
956
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,494
NOW, WE HAVE
TO MOVE ON ...
957
00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:31,763
TO WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL "PLAN B."
958
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,265
LET'S GET MOVING.
959
00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:35,967
[ Harmony ] ALL RIGHT,
ANOTHER SCAM !
960
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,270
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
PLEASED THEY WERE ...
961
00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:41,873
WITH YOUR
PERFORMANCE YESTERDAY.
962
00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:44,810
IT'S JUST FANTASTIC HOW WELL
BLAKE'S COSTUMES FIT YOU.
963
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:48,479
I WAS READING THE SCRIPT,
AND I'M A BIT CONCERNED --
ABOUT WHAT ?
964
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,216
THAT FATE DROPPED A LEAD
RIGHT INTO YOUR LAP ?
965
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,384
WHAT SHOULD WE DO
ABOUT THE BEARD ?
966
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,386
LEAVE IT.
LOSE IT.
967
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,455
UNTIL I KNOW
IF I WANT TO DO THIS.
968
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,190
WHAT ?
969
00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:01,359
WHAT A KIDDER !
970
00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:03,829
DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE THIS GUY ?
971
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:07,833
CHEMISTRY.
I CAN FEEL IT.
972
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,067
CAN YOU FEEL IT ?
973
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,401
CAN YOU ?
974
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,403
YES, YOU CAN.
975
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,338
HERE YOU GO.
976
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:14,472
TAKE REAL GOOD
CARE OF THIS.
977
00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,041
ME AND
FATHER CHRISTMAS ...
978
00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:18,343
ARE GOING TO
DIAMOND WORLD PICTURES,
979
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:21,546
WHERE WE WILL SUCCESSFULLY
COMPLETE OUR MISSION.
980
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:25,483
[ Ernest ]
YOU GONNA BE OKAY ?
I'LL BE FINE.
981
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:28,186
WE'RE GONNA GO FIND
JOE AT THE STUDIO.
982
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,890
[ Hoofs Tapping ]
983
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:34,926
OKAY, CALL ME CAUTIOUS
IF YOU WANT TO,
984
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,495
BUT BETTER
SAFE THAN SORRY.
985
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,406
OKAY, WHAT'S
IN THE TRUCK ?
986
00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:54,445
IS THIS WHERE THE
HORROR MOVIE FOLK BE ?
987
00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:55,914
WHAT ?
988
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,183
I GOT A TRUCKLOAD
OF SNAKES ...
989
00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:01,052
FOR THEM
HORROR MOVIE FOLK.
990
00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:03,121
WELL, I'D BETTER
TAKE A LOOK.
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
991
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:06,925
CAREFUL NOW,
THEY BE POISON.
992
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,227
POISON SNAKES.
993
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,963
ONE MINUTE,
YOU'RE A BIG ...
994
00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:15,066
STRAPPIN' HEALTHY MAN,
AND THE NEXT ...
995
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:18,403
SSSSNAP !
996
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,939
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT !
DEEP SIX.
997
00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:22,373
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
998
00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,609
CAREFUL, NOW.
999
00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:26,444
THEY'LL
KNOT UP ON YA.
1000
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:29,080
THEM POISON SNAKES
WILL DO THAT.
1001
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,483
GONNA GET 'EM
ALL RILED UP.
1002
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:34,986
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
1003
00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:39,925
WHEN THEY GET KNOTTED UP
ON YOU LIKE THAT,
1004
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,227
THEY GET REAL CRAZY.
1005
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,295
ESPECIALLY ON A DAY
LIKE TODAY ...
1006
00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,297
WHEN IT'S REAL HOT.
1007
00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:47,298
HUH !
1008
00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:50,035
YOU WANT ONE
FOR YOUR BOY ?
1009
00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:54,139
I GAVE ONE TO
MY BOY LAST YEAR.
1010
00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,475
* ROCK OF AGES
NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1011
00:47:57,508 --> 00:47:59,644
JUST TAKE THE TRUCK
OVER TO STAGE 5.
1012
00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:03,348
* CLEFT FOR ME
1013
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:06,017
* LET ME HIDE
1014
00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,386
* MYSELF IN THEE *
1015
00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,258
THAT'S ALL THESE
MOVIE PEOPLE WANT.
1016
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,892
POISON !
1017
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,964
OKAY.
1018
00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:19,965
NO.
1019
00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:21,299
SHE SAID "NO."
1020
00:48:34,045 --> 00:48:36,147
[ Whistles ]
1021
00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,918
[ Whistles ]
1022
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,538
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
1023
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:04,242
QUIET !
1024
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,411
[ Director ] OKAY,
EVERYBODY, READY ?
1025
00:49:08,179 --> 00:49:09,947
ROLL
PLAYBACK.
1026
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,986
OKAY, ROLL,
PLEASE.
1027
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,655
CHRISTMAS SLEIGH TEST.
SCENE 94. TAKE ONE.
1028
00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:19,690
AND MARK.
1029
00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:23,094
READY
AND ACTION.
1030
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:26,031
[ Girl ] CAN WE SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHT ON TONIGHT ?
1031
00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,366
[ Joe ] I THINK WE CAN
SPARE THE ELECTRICITY.
1032
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:31,502
NOW OFF TO BED
WITH BOTH OF YOU !
1033
00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:34,172
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
AWAKE WHEN SANTA ARRIVES.
1034
00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:36,074
COME ON,
OFF YOU GO.
1035
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:42,013
OKAY, THE KIDS
ARE GONE.
1036
00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,414
IT'S TIME TO
SET OUT THE TOYS.
1037
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:48,186
YOU'RE BUBBLING OVER
WITH THE, UH --
1038
00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:50,721
CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
1039
00:49:52,157 --> 00:49:54,525
THEN YOU
HEAR SOMETHING.
1040
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:57,762
WHAT IS IT ?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
1041
00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,232
IT'S OUTSIDE
THE DOOR.
1042
00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,633
YEAH, OKAY.
1043
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,636
NOW, IT MIGHT BE --
1044
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,239
OLD SAINT
NICK.
OLD SAINT NICK.
1045
00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:15,146
SHOULD YOU
OPEN THE DOOR ?
1046
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,347
OR NOT ?
1047
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:19,250
ROARRR !
[ Crash ]
1048
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:23,654
ROARRR !
DIE, YOU SON
OF A --
1049
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,357
SON OF A --
1050
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,537
CUT.
1051
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,273
CUT !
1052
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,680
IS THERE
A PROBLEM, JOE ?
1053
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:52,450
WELL, I SORT OF
CAN'T SAY THAT.
1054
00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:54,785
THE KIDS ARE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
1055
00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:57,222
IT'S NOTHING THEY
HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE.
1056
00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,457
NOT FROM ME.
1057
00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:01,526
LISTEN, JOEY.
1058
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,095
WE'RE NOT INTO GRATUITOUS
BAD LANGUAGE HERE.
1059
00:51:04,129 --> 00:51:06,131
IT'S IMPORTANT
YOU SHOW YOUR ANGER.
1060
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:08,266
OTHERWISE, IT'S
TOTALLY UNMOTIVATED ...
1061
00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:11,102
WHEN YOU PICK UP THE AXE
AND HACK HIM TO PIECES.
1062
00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:11,836
GOOD
HEAVENS !
1063
00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:13,604
WHO'S THIS ?
OH, NO.
1064
00:51:13,638 --> 00:51:16,174
JOE, I THOUGHT THIS
MOTION PICTURE ...
1065
00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:17,775
WAS CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."
1066
00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:20,145
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
1067
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:21,612
I OWN A SLEIGH.
1068
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:23,514
I DON'T SEE WHAT
THIS HAS TO DO WITH --
1069
00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:24,382
NO, NO.
1070
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,684
"SLAY, SLAY."
1071
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,519
NOT "SLEIGH,"
BUT "SLAY."
1072
00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:31,122
S-L-A-Y.
1073
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:32,457
WHAT ?
1074
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,626
IT'S ABOUT AN ALIEN
FROM OUTER SPACE.
1075
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:39,130
HE COMES AND TERRORIZES A BUNCH
OF KIDS OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION.
1076
00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:41,699
TERRORIZES CHILDREN,
DID YOU SAY ?
1077
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:42,833
AT CHRISTMAS TIME ?
1078
00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,204
WHERE DID
HE COME FROM ?
1079
00:51:48,506 --> 00:51:50,741
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
1080
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,879
WE NEVER SAW
HIM BEFORE, GUYS.
1081
00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:56,147
HONEST.
1082
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,682
LISTEN, MARTY,
1083
00:51:57,715 --> 00:52:01,586
THE GUY SEEMS BOUND
AND DETERMINED ...
1084
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,321
TO TALK TO ME.
1085
00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:05,223
LET ME SIT DOWN WITH HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES,
1086
00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,758
LET HIM GET WHATEVER HE
HAS TO SAY OFF HIS CHEST,
1087
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,860
AND THEN I'LL
SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.
1088
00:52:09,894 --> 00:52:11,562
I PROMISE.
1089
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:19,170
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT ?
1090
00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:20,571
FLYING REINDEER ?
1091
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:41,392
WE'RE WITH THE
ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY.
1092
00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:43,861
YOU GUYS SAY YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH REINDEER ?
1093
00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:47,865
[ Stamp, Stamp ]
1094
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,707
COME ON, GUYS,
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
1095
00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:58,276
WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM, HUH ?
1096
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:10,655
[ Hoofs Tapping ]
1097
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:17,962
WHAT THE --
OH, FLYI ...
1098
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:18,963
REINDEER.
1099
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:23,234
UM, THAT'S
NOT US.
NO.
1100
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,503
YOU NEED
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
1101
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,505
YEAH, AIR
TRAFFIC CONTROL.
1102
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:35,346
FROM THIS LONGITUDE,
YOU MUST LEAVE BY 7:00.
1103
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,415
ANY LATER, AND YOU'LL
RUN INTO DAYLIGHT ...
1104
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,417
BEFORE YOU GET
TO THE END OF THE TRIP.
1105
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,586
SO, I'VE
ARRANGED --
HOLD IT.
1106
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:45,590
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EVERY
CHILD IN THE WHOLE WORLD ...
1107
00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:47,325
IN ONE NIGHT.
1108
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:49,960
NO, YOU SEE,
MANY OF THEM ...
1109
00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:52,830
HOLD CULTURAL BELIEFS THAT
DON'T INCLUDE SANTA CLAUS.
1110
00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:55,700
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MANY
CHILDREN ARE IN THE WORLD ?
1111
00:53:55,733 --> 00:54:02,273
1,789,635,142.
1112
00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:04,442
WELL, THAT'S
A BALLPARK FIGURE.
1113
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:07,478
IF I'M GOING TOO QUICK,
JUST SAY SO.
1114
00:54:07,512 --> 00:54:11,349
[ Car Horn ]
1115
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:15,820
[ Jingle ]
1116
00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:29,734
[ Zing ]
1117
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,035
MA-MA, MA-MA.
1118
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:36,841
COME ON.
1119
00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:39,477
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
ASKED FOR SOMETHING GOOD;
1120
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:42,513
A STEREO,
SOME JEWELRY.
1121
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,717
HEY, YOU !
YEAH ?
1122
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:48,653
IS THIS
YOUR TRUCK ?
YUP.
1123
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,688
ARE YOU THE
SNAKE GUY ?
YEAH.
1124
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,323
OKAY, BOYS,
1125
00:54:52,357 --> 00:54:53,991
BRING 'EM ON
OVER HERE.
1126
00:54:56,761 --> 00:54:58,363
[ Hiss, Hiss ]
1127
00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:02,433
YEAH, THANKS.
1128
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:03,934
I'LL COUNT
'EM LATER.
1129
00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,436
[ Rattle, Hiss ]
1130
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,872
EWW-HEWW.
1131
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:11,442
LISTEN, YOU SEEM TO BE
VERY MUCH INTO THIS.
1132
00:55:11,476 --> 00:55:15,346
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONTINUE
BEING SANTA CLAUS YOURSELF ?
1133
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,383
NOTHING WOULD GIVE
ME MORE PLEASURE.
1134
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,885
BUT JOE, WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT IS A TORCH;
1135
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:24,355
A BRIGHT, SHINING TORCH,
THAT IS CARRIED FOR AWHILE ...
1136
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,691
AND THEN PASSED ON
TO ANOTHER.
1137
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,360
IF IT'S NOT
PASSED ON,
1138
00:55:29,394 --> 00:55:33,531
THE FLAME
FLICKERS AND DIES.
1139
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:37,535
YOU KNOW, I'VE CARRIED THIS
TORCH FOR MORE SEASONS ...
1140
00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:39,470
THAN I SHOULD
HAVE DONE.
1141
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:43,107
BECAUSE I LOVED
IT SO MUCH.
1142
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:49,980
BUT NOW, I'VE TAKEN
TO MAKING NOTES.
1143
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,982
WELL, YOU CAN'T
DO IT THAT WAY.
1144
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,984
IT SHOULDN'T
BE DONE THAT WAY.
1145
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:56,821
IT CAN' BE
DONE THAT WAY.
1146
00:55:58,122 --> 00:56:01,659
IT'S TIME
FOR SOMEONE NEW.
1147
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,994
IT'S TIME
FOR YOU, JOE.
1148
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:10,435
[ Zing ]
1149
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:13,504
AHH,
MORE KID STUFF.
1150
00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:23,648
I NEED MORE TIME.
1151
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,762
HOW'D IT GO ?
1152
00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,130
I DON'T THINK I'D RIDE
BACK THERE IF I WERE YOU.
1153
00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:42,867
WHY DON'T YOU RIDE UP
HERE WITH ME, OKAY ?
1154
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,902
[ Rattle ]
1155
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,738
OHHH.
1156
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,976
DID YOU GET
RID OF HIM ?
1157
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,745
UH, YEAH.
YEAH, I DID.
1158
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,785
[ Santa ] I FEEL AS
LIGHT AS A BUBBLE, MY BOY.
1159
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:02,953
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT A RELIEF THIS IS.
1160
00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:04,989
NOW, I MUST PICK
UP THE SACK,
1161
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:07,525
THEN GO TO THE
CHILDREN'S MUSEUM ...
1162
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:10,528
WHERE I'VE ARRANGED
TO MEET JOE.
1163
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,963
HE MUST LEAVE
BY 7:00 AT THE LATEST.
1164
00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,533
WHAT ABOUT THE SLEIGH
AND THE 8 TINY REINDEER ?
1165
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:18,536
THEY'RE AT THE AIRPORT WAITING
FOR MY HELPERS TO PICK THEM UP.
1166
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:20,204
YOU WANT TO GO FROM
THE AIRPORT ...
1167
00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:23,508
TO DOWNTOWN
AT RUSH-HOUR ?
1168
00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:28,012
YES. IS THERE
A PROBLEM ?
1169
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:30,481
THEY'LL BE BUNCHED IN THERE
LIKE CATERPILLARS ...
1170
00:57:30,515 --> 00:57:32,449
OR SNAKES !
AHHH !
1171
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:48,666
OH, HI.
BETTER GET
MOVING.
1172
00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,735
IT'S TIME FOR THE
3 MUSKETEERS TO SADDLE UP ...
1173
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:52,870
AND RIDE TO GLORY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
1174
00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:55,506
I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK, UM --
1175
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,908
I THINK I'VE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.
1176
00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,977
I'M JUST GONNA
GET MY STUFF.
1177
00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,883
YOU BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.
1178
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,251
WHY ?
1179
00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,520
WELL,
CALL IT ...
1180
00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:11,622
A FIFTH SENSE.
CALL IT ...
1181
00:58:11,656 --> 00:58:13,123
A FLASH
OF INTERMISSION,
1182
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:18,095
BUT I'VE GOT THIS FEELING DEEP
DOWN IN THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM.
1183
00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,532
OH, I SEE.
1184
00:58:21,566 --> 00:58:24,869
SHE COULDN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
1185
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:27,638
STILL, I'D FEEL
A WHOLE LOT BETTER ...
1186
00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:29,874
IF WE LOOKED
IN THE SACK.
1187
00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,642
[ Giggles ]
1188
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:36,614
AH, WOULD YOU PUT
THIS IN THE PICKUP ?
1189
00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:37,214
SURE.
1190
00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,088
TRUST PEOPLE.
1191
00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:47,224
IT PAYS OFF MORE OFTEN
THAN YOU THINK.
1192
00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:57,568
[ Ernest ]
ARE YOU READY TO GO ?
1193
00:58:57,602 --> 00:58:58,736
ME ?
1194
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:00,738
UM, NO.
1195
00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,673
I'VE GOT TO MEET
MY COUSIN, YOU KNOW.
1196
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,308
SHE'S HERE IN TOWN,
AND SHE CALLED ME.
1197
00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:07,077
SHE SAID SHE HAD
SOME CLOTHES FOR ME.
1198
00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,113
SO I'M GOING TO GO
AND TRY 'EM ON, YOU KNOW ?
1199
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:11,616
SEE IF THEY
FIT AND STUFF.
1200
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:12,750
I'LL SEE
YOU LATER.
1201
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,118
BYE.
1202
00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,152
WISH US LUCK.
1203
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:17,287
OH, YEAH.
LUCK.
1204
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:18,623
BYE.
1205
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,081
[ Jingle ]
1206
00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,963
THERE YOU GO.
DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE.
1207
00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:01,866
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE
RIGHT PLACE OVER HERE.
1208
01:00:05,402 --> 01:00:07,304
SANTA, I'VE GOT
TO GET GOING.
1209
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:09,640
YOUR BOYS ARE FACING
RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC.
1210
01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:11,909
I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY GET YOU-KNOW-WHAT ...
1211
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,812
OVER TO YOU-KNOW-WHERE
BY YOU-KNOW-WHEN.
1212
01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:16,914
[ Chuckles ]
YEAH.
1213
01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,130
[ Knock, Knock]
1214
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,267
JOE ?
1215
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:43,874
JOE, ARE
YOU HOME ?
1216
01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:45,876
YEAH. JUST
A SECOND.
1217
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:52,349
HOW DID YOU
FIND MY HOUSE ?
1218
01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:54,351
WELL, IT COMES
WITH THE JOB.
1219
01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,021
WHAT ?
1220
01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:59,256
WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOURSELF ?
1221
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,191
IF YOU
MUST KNOW,
1222
01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:02,727
I NEEDED TO TURN
THE CLOCK BACK.
1223
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,428
WELL, I SHALL
HAVE TO FIGURE OUT ...
1224
01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:05,930
HOW TO DEAL
WITH THIS.
1225
01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:08,966
WE CAN TALK ON OUR WAY
TO THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.
1226
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:09,767
LOOK,
1227
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,069
YOU KNOW,
1228
01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:14,271
I REALLY DON'T
KNOW HOW TO ...
1229
01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:17,274
DEAL WITH
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
1230
01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:19,710
COME WITH ME.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU --
1231
01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:22,279
WHY ME ? WHY NOT PICK
ON SOMEBODY ELSE ?
1232
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,049
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE QUALITIES;
1233
01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:28,152
THE UNDERSTANDING
OF CHILDREN.
1234
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:29,954
YOU HAVE
THE MAGIC ...
1235
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,822
INSIDE YOU.
1236
01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:33,758
WHAT'S THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE ?
1237
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:35,292
MY MAGIC
SACK OF TOYS ?
1238
01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:38,062
LOOK, IT'S JUST
FEATHERS !
1239
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:40,164
I KNOW IT'S
FEATHERS !
1240
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:43,233
THE REAL SACK
WAS TAKEN.
1241
01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:47,972
I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH
THAT IT WILL BE RETURNED.
1242
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:50,207
AT THE CHILDREN'S
MUSEUM, RIGHT ?
1243
01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:54,178
THANKS.
1244
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,982
NO, THANKS.
1245
01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:02,753
LOOK,
1246
01:02:02,787 --> 01:02:05,489
I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT TO KEEP ...
1247
01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:09,159
WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST,
1248
01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:11,962
YOU KNOW,
FEATHERS.
1249
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,004
JOE,
1250
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:22,840
SEARCH YOUR HEART.
1251
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:26,110
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
THAT CAN CONVINCE YOU ...
1252
01:02:26,143 --> 01:02:28,178
OF THE TRUTH.
1253
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:32,516
IN A WAY,
I WISH THERE WAS,
1254
01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:35,052
BUT I HAVEN'T
SEEN IT YET.
1255
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,890
HOW FAR WILL
THIS GET ME ?
1256
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:13,924
WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO ?
1257
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,160
DOESN'T MATTER.
1258
01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:17,327
ANYWHERE ...
1259
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:19,997
AWAY FROM HERE.
1260
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,832
PROBABLY
GET YOU TO MIAMI;
1261
01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:24,034
LEAVES ABOUT 6:40.
1262
01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:25,936
THERE'S
NOTHING SOONER ?
1263
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,537
NOT ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.
1264
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,408
ALL RIGHT.
1265
01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:48,525
ARE WE GONNA
MISS SANTA ?
1266
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,127
NO, HONEY.
1267
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,863
HE ONLY BRINGS YOU
PRESENTS IF YOU'RE GOOD.
1268
01:03:52,897 --> 01:03:54,965
[ Mother ]
BOBBY, SIT DOWN HERE !
1269
01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:17,387
EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL ME
IF THIS BUS GOES DOWNTOWN ?
1270
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:19,589
ALL THE WAY
TO THE TRAIN STATION.
1271
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,358
THANK YOU.
1272
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:29,633
HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMETHING'S AWFULLY WRONG.
1273
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:32,402
MISJUDGED SOMEBODY,
THAT'S ALL.
1274
01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:36,573
WELL, YOU CAN'T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
1275
01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:38,308
NO WAY.
1276
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,911
OH, WELL,
1277
01:04:40,945 --> 01:04:42,079
IF I COULD BE WRONG
ABOUT ONE PERSON,
1278
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,448
I GUESS I COULD
BE WRONG ABOUT ANOTHER.
1279
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,972
[ Whoosh ]
BOBBY, SEE THAT ONE
RIGHT THERE ?
1280
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,373
[ Whoosh ]
RIGHT THERE !
FIFTY LAPS !
1281
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,276
NOW, THE WAY
I'VE GOT IT FIGURED,
1282
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,944
[ Whoosh ]
THESE RASCALS ...
1283
01:05:13,978 --> 01:05:16,981
ARE WARMING UP
FOR SOMETHING REAL BIG.
1284
01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:19,483
[ P.A. Announcer ]
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL ...
1285
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:25,222
OF EASTERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 835
FROM TORONTO AT GATE 21-A.
1286
01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:41,638
[ Ernest ]
HEY, FELLAS, THE
SLEIGH'S DOWN HERE.
1287
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:50,280
LOOK NOW, FELLAS,
1288
01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,318
I'VE GOT TO HAVE
THOSE REINDEER ...
1289
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:55,986
AT THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM,
LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.
1290
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:57,087
KNOW WHAT
I MEAN ?
1291
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:58,188
YOUR NAME ELMES ?
1292
01:05:58,222 --> 01:05:59,123
ERNEST.
1293
01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:02,426
YOUR NAME
AIN'T ELMES ?
1294
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,593
NO, ERNEST.
1295
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,362
ERNEST.
1296
01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:13,537
WELL, EH, ERNEST,
WE'VE BEEN HOLDING ...
1297
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:16,340
THESE FLEABAGS FOR
A FELLOW NAMED ELMES.
1298
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:20,510
NOW, WE GOT SOME
REAL GOOD QUESTIONS,
1299
01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:23,680
AND HE BETTER HAVE
SOME REAL GOOD ANSWERS.
1300
01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:28,685
LOOK, FELLAS, YOU GOT
TO HELP ME OUT HERE.
1301
01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:31,688
FIRST, LET ME ASK YOU
ONE QUESTION.
1302
01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:33,990
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN SANTA CLAUS ?
1303
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:40,464
FOR SOME REASON, I KNEW
THAT THIS QUESTION ...
1304
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,466
WAS GOING
TO COME UP.
1305
01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:45,235
WELCOME TO
ORLANDO.
1306
01:06:45,269 --> 01:06:47,371
NEXT, PLEASE.
1307
01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:49,206
NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.
1308
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,308
NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.
1309
01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:03,453
WHY NOT ?
1310
01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:05,189
IT'S CHRISTMAS,
AIN'T IT ?
1311
01:07:06,423 --> 01:07:07,424
THANKS, SKIPPY.
1312
01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:11,128
NO, NO, NO.
1313
01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:13,430
I GOT NO WAYBILL.
I GOT NO ...
1314
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,465
SECOND PARTY
PICK UP RELEASE.
1315
01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:18,335
I GOT NO CUSTOMS
QUARANTINE WAIVER.
1316
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,637
WELL, THEN, YOU
AIN'T GOT NO REINDEER,
1317
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:24,408
'CAUSE WE'RE SAVING THEM
FOR A FELLOW NAMED HELPER ELMES.
1318
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,143
HELPER ELVES.
1319
01:07:28,278 --> 01:07:29,179
YOU GOT
AN I.D. ?
1320
01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:30,814
[ Together ]
TA DA !
1321
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:35,219
WELL, THAT
OUGHT TO DO IT.
1322
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:38,655
WE DON'T HAVE
TIME TO LOSE.
1323
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:41,125
OKAY, FELLAS,
MOVE 'EM OUT !
1324
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,592
[ Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh ]
1325
01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,161
OH !
1326
01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:46,563
OKAY, EVERYBODY
ON BOARD !
1327
01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:48,765
I WILL NOT
ALLOW US ...
1328
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,767
TO MISS OUR
R-R-RENDEZVOUS ...
1329
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,169
WITH DESTINY.
1330
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:54,338
FRONT SEAT !
SHOTGUN !
1331
01:07:56,473 --> 01:07:57,674
OW !
1332
01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:02,279
[ Truck Engine ]
1333
01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:04,714
[ Grunts ]
1334
01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,450
[ Ernest ]
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
ON THE FREEWAY,
1335
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:07,717
BUT FORTUNATELY,
1336
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,687
I KNOW A
SHORTCUT.
1337
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,389
I'VE BEEN
THIS WAY BEFORE.
1338
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,458
OH, NO.
THE GATE'S CLOSED.
1339
01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,660
IT'S NOT
WHO YOU KNOW,
1340
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:18,195
IT'S WHAT
YOU KNOW.
1341
01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,196
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
[ Click ]
1342
01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:22,566
DON'T BLOW IT,
ELROD.
1343
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,134
WE GOT LOTS
AT STAKE HERE.
1344
01:08:24,168 --> 01:08:26,170
[ Ernest ]
TRUST ME.
1345
01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:27,737
[ Pop ]
1346
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:29,739
[ Groan ]
1347
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:02,306
GOOD NIGHT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1348
01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:07,677
WELL, EVERYONE ELSE HAS
FAMILIES TO GO HOME TO.
1349
01:09:07,711 --> 01:09:09,413
I VOLUNTEERED
TO STAY LATE.
1350
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,249
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1351
01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:21,425
[ Announcer ]
THE 6:40 TO MIAMI,
ARRIVING ON TIME.
1352
01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:30,534
[ Girl ]
MOMMA, HOW DOES SANTA
CARRY ALL HIS PRESENTS ?
1353
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:33,470
[ Mother ]
IN HIS SACK.
[ Girl ]
HOW DO THEY ALL FIT ?
1354
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,740
[ Mother ]
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
IT'S SOME SORT OF MAGIC.
1355
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:40,176
YOU DON'T STILL BELIEVE
IN THAT STUFF, DO YOU ?
1356
01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:53,590
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
I MESSED THINGS UP, LIKE ALWAYS.
1357
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:59,396
ONLY NOW, I MESSED UP
CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY.
1358
01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,731
MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR,
1359
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,500
AND I BLEW IT !
1360
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,968
IF SANTA
WERE HERE,
1361
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:06,570
HE'D KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
1362
01:10:06,603 --> 01:10:08,672
YEAH ?
WHAT WOULD HE DO ?
1363
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,607
[ Grunt, Grunt ]
1364
01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:14,778
[ Snap ]
1365
01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:16,613
I'VE GOT IT !
1366
01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:22,419
UH-OH, BIG RED
AIN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS.
1367
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,854
WELL, I SEE NO NEED
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
1368
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,623
WE KNOW WHY
WE'RE HERE.
1369
01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:28,425
JOE, WE WANT YOU
TO DO THE PICTURE.
1370
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:29,593
WE ALL DO.
1371
01:10:29,626 --> 01:10:31,361
RIGHT GUYS ?
1372
01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:33,963
THESE REFLECT THE
FIGURES THAT WE DISCUSSED.
1373
01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:36,966
KEEP IN MIND, THIS KIND OF FILM
USUALLY GENERATES SEQUELS.
1374
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,469
"CHRISTMAS SLAY 2-3-4."
1375
01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:42,472
GREAT.
IT'S GREAT.
1376
01:10:42,506 --> 01:10:45,775
LOOK,
BEFORE WE SIGN,
1377
01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:48,312
I NEED TO GO OVER
A FEW PROBLEMS ...
1378
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:50,347
I HAVE WITH
THE SCRIPT.
1379
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,648
PROBLEMS ?
1380
01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:57,020
CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THE VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE ?
1381
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,455
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE ?
1382
01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,690
YOU CAN'T DICTATE
CHANGES TO ME.
1383
01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:02,292
YOU'RE NOT
A STAR.
1384
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,361
YOU'VE DONE A
KID SHOW ALL YOUR LIFE.
1385
01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:05,795
IT GOT CANCELLED.
1386
01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:08,565
ALL YOU KNOW IS
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."
1387
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,835
GET WITH IT.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD !
1388
01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:16,840
[ Snort, Snort ]
1389
01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:34,391
[ Ernest ]
OKAY, FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELTS.
1390
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,393
PUT YOUR TRAY TABLES
AND SEATS IN THEIR ...
1391
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:38,762
FULL, UPRIGHT,
AND LOCKED POSITIONS.
1392
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,831
IT'S TIME TO SLIP THE
SURLY BONDS OF EARTH ...
1393
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,068
AND DANCE THE SKIES ON
LAUGHTER'S SILVERED WINGS.
1394
01:11:45,101 --> 01:11:46,536
OH, BROTHER.
1395
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,440
OKAY,
GIDDY UP.
1396
01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:52,075
[ Snort ]
1397
01:11:52,108 --> 01:11:55,645
AMERICAN 2-6-5,
YOU ARE CLEAR TO TAXI.
1398
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,550
I GOT AN EASTERN L-10-11
HOLDING ON RAMP FOUR.
1399
01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:05,422
WHAT ?
1400
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:06,723
AIRPORT SECURITY,
1401
01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,526
I HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED
VEHICLE ON RUNWAY 2-7 LEFT.
1402
01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,961
ANCHORS AWEIGH ?
1403
01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,598
AH, MAY THE
FORCE BE WITH YOU.
1404
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:17,467
[ Sirens ]
1405
01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:18,368
NOW, DASHER !
1406
01:12:18,402 --> 01:12:19,569
NOW, DANCER !
1407
01:12:19,603 --> 01:12:21,070
NOW, PRANCER !
NOW, VIXEN !
1408
01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:23,607
ON, COMET !
ON, CUPID !
1409
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,874
ON, DONDER !
1410
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:27,477
UH, SQUEAKY.
UH, SQUISH.
1411
01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:29,045
DOPEY, GRUMPY --
1412
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:30,780
BLISTER.
1413
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:31,781
BLITZEN !
1414
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,717
THAT'S GOOD.
BLITZEN !
1415
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:35,585
OH-H-H !
1416
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,722
[ Squeals ]
1417
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,824
[ Screams ]
1418
01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:50,900
HE'S GOING TO KILL US !
1419
01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:53,136
DON'T YOU WORRY,
MY LITTLE GHERKIN BUDDIES.
1420
01:12:53,169 --> 01:12:55,672
THE VEHICLE AIN'T BEEN
MADE THAT I CAN'T DRIVE.
1421
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,574
AH-H-H !
1422
01:12:57,607 --> 01:13:00,510
[ Screams And Squeals ]
1423
01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:07,684
[ Ernest ]
I NEED OXYGEN.
1424
01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:12,088
AH-H-H !
1425
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,957
IT'S GOING WEST !
1426
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:15,459
NO, SOUTH.
1427
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:16,926
HE'S ALL OVER
THE SCREEN.
1428
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,796
[ Screams ]
1429
01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:23,767
HIT THE ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH, BOZO !
1430
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,134
ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH.
1431
01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:26,770
IS THAT IT ?
1432
01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:28,872
THE BRAKE, BOZO !
THE BRAKE !
1433
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:29,939
YEAH, THE BRAKE.
1434
01:13:29,973 --> 01:13:32,175
OH ! OH !
1435
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,844
AH-H-H !
AH-H-H !
1436
01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:36,546
AH-H-H !
1437
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:38,181
[ Screams ]
1438
01:13:40,049 --> 01:13:41,618
WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE !
1439
01:13:41,651 --> 01:13:44,521
[ Screams ]
1440
01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,890
SO, DID YOU EVER
FIND YOUR SACK ?
1441
01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:48,958
YES.
1442
01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,060
IT WAS
TAKEN AGAIN.
1443
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:53,663
BY WHOM ?
1444
01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:55,632
A LITTLE GIRL CALLED
PAMELA TRENTON.
1445
01:13:55,665 --> 01:13:57,534
SHY,
1446
01:13:57,567 --> 01:14:01,004
ALWAYS AFRAID TO SIT
ON SANTA'S KNEE,
1447
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:03,907
ALWAYS WONDERING
IF HIS BEARD WERE REAL.
1448
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:06,676
SMART, THOUGH.
1449
01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:08,612
QUICK-WITTED.
1450
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,183
I WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED ...
1451
01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:17,521
TO THAT GIRL,
ANYWAY.
1452
01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:22,058
[ Santa ]
I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY
OF THAT LITTLE GIRL LEFT.
1453
01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:28,665
UNLESS, AT AGE 51, YOU
HAVE ANY BETTER OFFERS,
1454
01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,867
AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T,
I SUGGEST YOU SIGN THIS,
1455
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:33,570
AND WE GET BACK
TO MAKING MOVIES.
1456
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:36,239
[ Jingle, Jingle ]
1457
01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:47,183
JOE, WHAT
IS WITH YOU ?
1458
01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:48,885
[ Jingle ]
1459
01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:53,790
IT'S HIM.
1460
01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,261
I'M HIM.
1461
01:15:00,564 --> 01:15:02,699
WHO'S HIM ?
1462
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:06,035
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY !
1463
01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:07,871
JOE, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING ?
1464
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:11,107
[ Ernest ]
I TOLD YOU I COULD FLY THIS
THING. PIECE OF CAKE.
1465
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,142
LEVEL IT OUT,
BUBBLE-HEAD !
1466
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:15,111
THAT CAN'T BE ONE
OF OUR BOYS, CAN IT ?
1467
01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:16,880
NO, SIR.
1468
01:15:16,913 --> 01:15:18,915
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1469
01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:22,118
GUESS WE BETTER
SCRAMBLE 'EM.
1470
01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,253
[ Siren ]
1471
01:15:28,758 --> 01:15:31,227
BOGEY AT
9:00 !
1472
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,630
UH-OH, HARD BALL !
1473
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:35,599
TARGET ENTERING
RED ZONE.
1474
01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:38,167
IF THEY ENTER
CAPE CANAVERAL AIRSPACE,
1475
01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:40,136
TERMINATE WITH
EXTREME PREJUDICE.
1476
01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:42,005
[ Elf ]
THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.
1477
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:44,173
[ Ernest ]
ALL PASSENGERS
RETURN TO YOUR SEATS.
1478
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,009
[ Elf ]
INCOMING !
INCOMING !
1479
01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:50,614
[ As John Wayne ]
WELL, HANG ONTO YOUR
LEDERHOSEN, RAZOR EARS.
1480
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:52,716
WE'RE GOING TO DROP
UNDER THEIR RADAR.
1481
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,753
[ Elf ]
LET ME AT HIM !
1482
01:15:56,786 --> 01:15:58,622
- I'M GOING TO KILL HIM !
- NOT YET, WE'RE GOING DOWN !
1483
01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:03,793
[ Screams ]
1484
01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,731
HO, HO, HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
1485
01:16:12,135 --> 01:16:13,703
HA ! HA ! HA !
1486
01:16:13,737 --> 01:16:15,672
I'VE LOST
HIM, SIR.
1487
01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:17,306
CHECK YOUR
EQUIPMENT.
1488
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:18,775
THEY COULDN'T
VANISH !
1489
01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:21,010
[ Train Horn ]
1490
01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:25,181
BUT IF SANTA GOES
TO OUR OLD HOUSE --
1491
01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:27,884
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1492
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:32,956
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS.
1493
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,825
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ?
DON'T SAY THAT TO HER.
1494
01:16:35,859 --> 01:16:38,662
THERE IS A SANTA
AND THIS IS HIS MAGIC SACK.
1495
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:44,033
IF THAT'S SANTA'S SACK,
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT ?
1496
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:47,103
[ Announcer ]
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE
6:40 CHRISTMAS EXPRESS --
1497
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:55,111
[ Ernest ]
THIS IS YOUR PILOT.
WE'RE EXPERIENCING TURBULENCE.
1498
01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,848
WHAT'S THIS ?
1499
01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,318
[ Screams ]
1500
01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:25,074
COME ON !
1501
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:35,184
YOU KNOW,
1502
01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:37,020
I HAVEN'T BELIEVED
IN SANTA CLAUS SINCE --
1503
01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:41,758
JANUARY 17, 1931.
1504
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,793
YOUR SMART-ALECK SISTER
THOUGHT IT WAS TIME ...
1505
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:47,296
YOU LEARNED THE
QUOTE UNQUOTE TRUTH.
1506
01:17:49,933 --> 01:17:53,036
I'M SO SORRY
YOU GOT BUSTED.
1507
01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:55,071
[ Chuckles ]
OH !
1508
01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:12,321
[ Jingle ]
1509
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,268
WELCOME BACK,
1510
01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:27,804
PAMELA.
1511
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,778
I'M SORRY.
1512
01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:38,181
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU'D
DO THE RIGHT THING.
1513
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:39,816
REALLY ?
1514
01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,785
YEAH.
1515
01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,219
JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF DOUBT.
1516
01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:50,827
I JUST GOT TO
THINKING ABOUT YOU ...
1517
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:53,997
AND ERNEST,
1518
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:58,902
AND JUST A WHOLE
BUNCH OF THINGS.
1519
01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:03,239
I THINK I REALLY GOT
THINGS FIGURED OUT.
1520
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,777
I EVEN
CALLED MY MOM,
1521
01:19:07,811 --> 01:19:09,512
AND I'M
GOING HOME.
1522
01:19:09,545 --> 01:19:13,182
I'M SURE SHE WAS
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
1523
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:17,020
YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN
I TOLD HER WHO I WAS WITH.
1524
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:19,455
HA ! HA !
1525
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,293
I TOLD YOU I COULD
HANDLE THIS BABY.
1526
01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:26,329
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT !
1527
01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:28,064
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL MAKE IT.
1528
01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:30,867
I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.
1529
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:31,835
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
1530
01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:33,970
DON'T TOUCH THAT !
1531
01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,939
WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM ?
1532
01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:37,373
AH-H-H !
1533
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:47,050
IT'S JOE.
1534
01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:06,169
YOU CAME.
1535
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:10,339
YEAH. THE JOB
STILL OPEN ?
1536
01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,876
FOR THE RIGHT MAN,
IT IS.
1537
01:20:30,226 --> 01:20:32,095
NICE THREADS !
1538
01:20:34,964 --> 01:20:36,065
HOW DO I LOOK ?
1539
01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:37,366
LIKE THE
REAL THING.
1540
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,302
YOU LOOK
WONDERFUL, JOE,
1541
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,370
OH, SANTA.
1542
01:20:41,404 --> 01:20:43,907
WELL,
1543
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,141
I GUESS I
BETTER GET GOING.
1544
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,876
YOU PROBABLY
NEED THIS.
1545
01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:49,378
I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
'CAUSE NOBODY ELSE DOES.
1546
01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:51,881
BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S HARMONY STARR.
1547
01:20:51,915 --> 01:20:53,482
NO IT'S NOT.
IT'S PAMELA TRENTON;
1548
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:56,452
1724 HAMPTON AVENUE,
BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA.
1549
01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:58,254
HOW DID
I KNOW THAT ?
1550
01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:00,957
YOU'LL FIND YOU
KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.
1551
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:04,227
OH, MY GOODNESS,
3-MINUTES TO 7:00.
1552
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:05,561
WHERE'S
THE SLEIGH ?
1553
01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:09,165
THE SLEIGH ?
1554
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,100
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD IT.
1555
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:19,508
[ Chuckles ]
1556
01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:21,477
WHOA !
1557
01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:22,611
WHOA !
1558
01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:23,379
WHOA !
1559
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,186
AH-H-H !
1560
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:33,122
YOU TOLD ME IF
I BECAME SANTA,
1561
01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,958
I COULD
PERFORM MIRACLES.
1562
01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:36,492
WERE YOU KIDDING
OR WAS THAT REAL ?
1563
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:38,995
OH, NO. IT'S REAL,
ALL RIGHT,
1564
01:21:39,028 --> 01:21:41,931
BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS;
1565
01:21:41,965 --> 01:21:44,267
ERNEST, THE SLEIGH,
AND ALL THAT.
1566
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,102
AND YET,
1567
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:49,372
MAYBE THERE IS
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
1568
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,640
I MET A VERY NICE FELLOW
AT THE AIRPORT ...
1569
01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:54,143
WHO SAID HE WANTED
SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS.
1570
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,284
[ Sigh ]
1571
01:22:01,317 --> 01:22:02,651
LET'S GIVE
IT A TRY.
1572
01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:06,956
CAN HE REALLY
DO THAT ?
1573
01:22:06,990 --> 01:22:09,092
IF ANYBODY CAN.
1574
01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:16,499
[ Howling Wind ]
1575
01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:26,142
WHAT'S
GOING ON ?
1576
01:22:26,175 --> 01:22:28,377
CHRISTMAS
IS GOING ON.
1577
01:22:31,614 --> 01:22:33,416
[ Chuckles ]
1578
01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:37,486
IT FEELS
LIKE CHRISTMAS.
1579
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,055
THIS IS GREAT !
1580
01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,726
[ Harmony ]
IT'S SNOWING IN ORLANDO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1581
01:22:43,759 --> 01:22:46,362
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1582
01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:49,565
WE CLOSE THE DEAL
TONIGHT OR NOT AT ALL.
1583
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,575
IT'S SNOWING;
1584
01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:02,045
JUST LIKE HOME.
1585
01:23:03,046 --> 01:23:05,248
HA ! HA ! HA !
1586
01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:10,219
LOOK, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1587
01:23:10,253 --> 01:23:13,589
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY ?
1588
01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:16,259
WE'LL SETTLE
THE DEAL LATER,
1589
01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:18,627
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1590
01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,229
[ Screams ]
1591
01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:23,632
[ Crank ]
1592
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,700
[ Screech ]
1593
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:42,085
NOBODY MOVES,
NOBODY DIES.
1594
01:23:46,155 --> 01:23:48,391
AH-AH-AH-CHOO !
1595
01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,159
AH-H-H-H !
1596
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,495
I DON'T THINK ERNEST
IS GOING TO MAKE IT.
1597
01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,599
THIS IS THE 2nd JOB
I'VE LOST TONIGHT.
1598
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:01,504
[ Screams ]
1599
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:04,440
SLOW DOWN-N-N-N !
1600
01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:15,818
AIR BRAKES !
HA ! HA ! HA !
1601
01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:19,188
ERNEST,
WELL DONE !
1602
01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:21,557
BRAVO,
ERNEST !
1603
01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:23,792
WHOA ! WHOA !
1604
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,129
HIYA, FOLKS !
1605
01:24:26,162 --> 01:24:30,199
ERNEST P. WORRELL,
AERIAL TAXI, AT YOUR SERVICE.
1606
01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:32,135
ERNEST, YOU
FLEW THE SLEIGH ?
1607
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,436
WE TOLD
HIM NOT TO.
1608
01:24:33,469 --> 01:24:34,503
THAT'S TERRIFIC !
1609
01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:36,772
BUT WE THOUGHT IT
WAS A GREAT IDEA.
1610
01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:39,642
IT'S ALL YOURS,
JOE.
1611
01:24:40,876 --> 01:24:43,412
YOU BETTER
GET GOING.
1612
01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:53,322
WELL, I'M GOING
TO GO HOME,
1613
01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:55,791
SO I GUESS I'M NOT
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
1614
01:24:59,562 --> 01:25:02,498
[ As John Wayne ]
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN,
LITTLE LADY.
1615
01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:05,734
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU,
TOO, ERNEST.
1616
01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:16,479
WELL, JOE, I GUESS
THESE ARE YOURS NOW.
1617
01:25:16,512 --> 01:25:20,516
WATCH IT ON THE CURVES.
IT VEERS A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
1618
01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:23,219
TO THE LEFT.
1619
01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:34,330
BYE, FELLAS.
1620
01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,731
[ Together ]
SEE YA.
1621
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:40,336
[ Joe ]
IS THERE ANYWHERE
IN THE BOOK ...
1622
01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:42,571
THAT SAYS I CAN'T HAVE
A DRIVER FOR 1 NIGHT ?
1623
01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:43,672
NOWHERE
AT ALL.
1624
01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:45,708
[ Santa ]
I THINK IT'S
A FINE IDEA.
1625
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:50,179
[ Joe ]
HOW 'BOUT IT,
ERNEST ?
1626
01:25:50,213 --> 01:25:52,381
YOU'VE HAD A LOT MORE
SEAT TIME THAN I HAVE.
1627
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,685
I KNEW THEY'D COME
TO THEIR SENSES.
1628
01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:59,355
I AM PROBABLY THE
BEST MAN FOR THE JOB.
1629
01:25:59,388 --> 01:26:02,791
AFTER ALL, I AM
ERNEST P. WORRELL,
1630
01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:04,593
THRILL DRIVER !
1631
01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:09,365
DO YOU THINK WE COULD USE
AN HONORARY ELF ?
1632
01:26:09,398 --> 01:26:10,533
SURE.
1633
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:12,868
[ Joe ]
WHY NOT ?
ALL RIGHT !
1634
01:26:14,303 --> 01:26:16,705
LET'S GET THESE
PUPPIES PUMPING,
1635
01:26:16,739 --> 01:26:18,641
AND START SPREADING
THAT CHRISTMAS CHEER.
1636
01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:21,944
NOW, DASHER; NOW, DANCER;
NOW, PRANCER; NOW, VIXEN;
1637
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:23,712
ON, COMET;
ON, CUPID;
1638
01:26:23,746 --> 01:26:25,948
ON DONDER; AND --
1639
01:26:27,316 --> 01:26:28,551
[ Everyone ]
BLITZEN !
1640
01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:29,818
OH, YEAH.
BLITZEN.
1641
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:30,686
AH-H-H-H !
1642
01:26:39,595 --> 01:26:43,966
OH, BY THE WAY, WE HAVEN'T
BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED.
1643
01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:45,968
MY NAME IS
MARY MORRISSEY.
1644
01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:49,338
WELL, ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS CALLED,
1645
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:50,939
SETH APPLEGATE.
1646
01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,708
I GUESS
I AM, AGAIN.
1647
01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:58,481
SO, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT ?
1648
01:27:00,783 --> 01:27:03,286
NOT A THING.
1649
01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:04,753
WE'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
1650
01:27:04,787 --> 01:27:05,988
[ Chuckles ]
1651
01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:20,002
HO, HO, HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1652
01:27:22,371 --> 01:27:24,006
[ Harmony ]
ALL RIGHT !
1653
01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,811
SEE THAT ? I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU THIS TIME.
1654
01:27:28,844 --> 01:27:31,880
THAT IS A "E."
"F."
1655
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:33,549
"E."
"F."
1656
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,383
"E."
"F."
1657
01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:36,485
"E."
"F."
1658
01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:41,790
LOOK, THAT IS,
"E. BUNNY."
1659
01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:43,258
"F."
1660
01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,594
[ Smash ]
1661
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:49,498
[ Shrieks ]
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