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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD

THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

(HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

- GO, BOYS, GO!

- WHOA, YEAH! HA HA!

WHOOO! HA HA!

- WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!

- WHOO-HOO-HOO! HA HA HA!

OOPS.

OH!

- WHOA! - AHHH!

- HEADS UP, HODADS!

COMING THROUGH.

- ONCE AGAIN, DUCK DODGERS

REMAINS THE SURF KING.

- HANG 10.

SHOOT THE CURL.

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.

- YAY, DUCK DODGERS!

- I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS OUR SPOT.

- YOU GOTTA ADMIT, HE IS PRETTY GOOD, BRAH.

- THAT'S RIGHT. I TAKE TO SURFING LIKE A DUCK TO WATER.

HEY, THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

- ALL HAIL THE SURF KING.

- HAIL, KING DODGERS!

- IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING, BABY.

- AND HERE'S YOUR FRUIT SMOOTHIE

MADE SOLELY FROM CANNED PINEAPPLES.

- EVERYONE KNOWS THE FRESHEST PINEAPPLES

COME FROM CANS.

- HE'S NOT VERY SMART, IS HE?

- I'M AFRAID THAT HIS RIDICULOUS ANTICS

ARE LESS THAN ASPIRATIONAL.

- C-C-CA-CAPTAIN DODGERS,

SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING BACK TO EARTH?

- W-W-W-WE'VE BEEN

ON THIS BEACH FOR 6 YEARS.

- GO BACK?!

BUT I'M THE KING OF THE SURF.

BARON OF THE BEACH!

SIRE OF THE SWELL!

AND I, SURF KING DUCK DODGERS,

AM NO WAVE-HOGGIN' GOON.

I WILL GLADLY TAKE ON ALL CHALLENGERS TO MY THRONE.

(THUNDERCLAP) HUH?

- WHAT IS THAT?

- IT'S A SHIP.

- RRRRRRR...

AAAAHHHHH!

- SEEMS LIKE A FRIENDLY CHAP.

- I AM THE CRUSHER--

THE MIGHTIEST SURFER IN THE UNIVERSE.

- SURF KING DODGERS,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MIGHTIEST.

- WELL, I--I--I, UH, WELL...

- AND THE CRUSHER CLAIMS THIS PLANET FOR HIS OWN.

- BUT DUCK DODGERS IS THE SURF KING HERE.

- HA HA HA HA!

YOU MADE THIS STUPID DUCK YOUR KING?

- WELL, I WAS ACTUALLY APPOINTED

DURING AN ILL-CONCEIVED CORPORATE MERGER.

ERP!

- YOU MAY HAVE THE SKILLS

TO IMPRESS THESE LOCALS,

BUT CAN YOU OUTSURF THE CRUSHER?

- SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'LL BE SPENDING

THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES FINDING OUT.

- OOH, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE, LIKE, A SURFING CONTEST.

- THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA.

- TH-TH-THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

- A SURFING CONTEST IT IS!

SEE YOU AT DAWN.

- OH, PLEASE LET ME LAND IN THE BIG, SOFT BUSH

FULL OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.

TYPICAL.

(DISTANT GIGGLING)

- I BROUGHT YOUR SMOOTHIE, MR. CRUSHER.

- DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE IN THAT THRONE, BUSTER.

OH, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?

YOU THINK I CAN WIN THIS CONTEST,

DON'T YOU, LITTLE FELLA?

- BAH HA HA HA!

YOU? BEAT THAT MONSTER?

YOU DON'T HAVE A PRAYER, BUDDY.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- EVEN THIS WORTHLESS DISGUSTING SLUG

DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME.

- THAT DOESN'T MATTER, CHUM.

I'M BRIAN WILSON.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

- SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I OFTEN APPEAR AS A SORT OF SPIRITUAL ADVISER

TO SURFERS IN NEED.

- I THOUGHT

YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.

- DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE OR NOT?

- HEY, REALLY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?

- THEN GET YOUR KARMA IN BALANCE.

FOCUS YOUR CHI, AND YOU'LL HEAR A SONG IN YOUR INNER GOURD.

- HOLY CARP, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT DEEP.

- WELL, THIS IS IT--

THE BIG DAY.

- CAPTAIN DODGERS, D-D-DID YOU

REMEMBER TO WAX YOUR BOARD?

- SURFBOARD? NO.

BUT I DID HAVE MY EYEBROWS DONE.

- J-J-JUST REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR THE SONG

IN YOUR INNER G-G-G-GOURD.

- A WHAT IN MY INNER WHERE?

- YOU KNOW,

THE SONG BRIAN TOLD YOU

TO LISTEN FOR.

- WHO?

- Y-Y-YOUR SPIRITUAL SURFING ADVISER.

- YOU MEAN A G-G-G-GHOST?

- DON'T YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?

- OH, YEAH.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY.

HEY, OOOH, SORRY.

GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.

- DON'T YOU GET IT?

HE'S NOT A C-C-CORPOREAL BEING.

HE'S A PSYCHIC M-M-MANIFESTATION OF SPIRITUAL ENERGY.

UH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN?

C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?

- WHHEEEEEEEE!

WHEEEEEEE!

- EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN?

- YES, CADET?

- HEY, YOU GUARANTEED THIS GUEST SPOT

WOULD BE HANDLED WITH DIGNITY.

- SORRY, BRIAN.

- EH, SO, CAPTAIN...

- HUNH! UHH! RRRRR!

UGH! EHHH! UNHHH!

STUPID PSYCHIC MANIFESTATIONS!

GOTTA BREAK FREEEEE...

(CRASH)

WHERE'S MY DIGNITY?

- YOU CAN BEAT THE CRUSHER, DODGERS.

JUST REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR MY SONG.

- WHAT? - I SAID, LISTEN FOR MY SONG.

- SORRY. I THINK I'VE STILL GOT SOME TUNA IN MY EAR.

- LISTEN FOR MY SONG!

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF

THAT YOU WILL BE OK

YOU WILL BE OK

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

PUT YOUR TROUBLES ON THE SHELF

HAPPY TO EXIST

BAD TIMES WON'T BE MISSED

DON'T BACK DOWN FROM THAT WAVE

YOU JUST GOTTA BE BRAVE

EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO

WILL COME BACK TO YOU

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF

THAT YOU WILL BE OK

YOU WILL BE OK

EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT

EVERYBODY FEELS IT

EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT

EVERYBODY FEELS IT

EVERYBODY JUST TRIES IT

EVERYBODY TRIES IT

EVERYBODY JUST BUYS IT

EVERYBODY BUYS IT

PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER

COMING TOGETHER

PEOPLE ALWAYS FOREVER

ALWAYS FOREVER

I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN

FROM THAT BIG OLD WAVE

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?

IS YOUR LIFE COMING DOWN?

WILL YOU FINALLY COME AROUND?

EVERY NEW SITUATION BRINGS A CHILLING VIBRATION

EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO

WILL COME BACK TO YOU

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF

THAT YOU WILL BE OK

YOU WILL BE OK

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF IN EVERY SINGLE WAY...

- AAAAHHHH!

- CLEARLY A CASE OF CANNED PINEAPPLE DEFICIENCY.

- DUCK DODGERS WINS!

- (CHEERING)

- HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS! - HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS!

- THANKS, BRIAN WILSON.

I OWE IT ALL TO YOUR STRANGE AND CONFUSING ADVICE.

- NO PROBLEM. HEY, I GOTTA SPLIT.

SOME KID IN MAUI HAS SOME SERIOUS WAVE ANXIETY.

- HANG LOOSE, DUDE.

- (SCREAMING)

- HOORAY, SURF KING!

- OH, UH, SORRY, CADET,

BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE RETURNING

TO EARTH ANY TIME SOON.

- W-W-W-WHAT'S THE RUSH?

- IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING.

- MMMM...

- HA HA HA!

HAPPY CAT SAY NAP TIME IS OVER.

- HUH?

- WAKE UP.

YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH.

HA HA HA! MY SNOOZE BUTTON IS BROKEN.

- THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S GONNA BE BROKEN

IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

- HA HA HA! VERY FUNNY, LAZY DUCK.

BUT YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME.

NEVER!

- NOTHING MAKES ME HUNGRIER

THAN A NAP.

HEY, CADET, SUPPER READY?

I SAID, WHAT'S COOKIN', COOK?

- T-TONIGHT I'M PREPARING SUSHI WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS.

- IMPRESSIVE.

YOU DID ALL THIS

WHILE I WAS TAKING A NAP?

- Y-Y-YOU WERE SLEEPING FOR 3 DAYS.

- 3 DAYS?

DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?

- I'LL FILL YOU IN ON THE DEFEAT

OF THE K-K-KLUNKIN ARMADA

AFTER WE'VE EATEN.

- GOOD, BECAUSE MY TUMMY NEEDS SOME GRUB.

- W-W-WE CAN BEGIN AS SOON AS YOU G-GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

- FINE.

OK, LET'S GO. I'M STARVING.

- G-G-GOTTA GO WASH MY HANDS.

I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

- WELL, I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!

AHHH, MMMM...

YUM.

MMMM...

- ALL STERILE.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - MMMNGR...

I JUST THOUGHT I'D GET STARTED WITHOUT YOU.

- B-B-B-BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

- OH, YEAH, I DO.

MAKIN' SUSHI.

- S-S-SIR, THIS IS A RARE

AND DANGEROUS TELOSIAN POPPER.

I THINK I BETTER HANDLE THIS ONE M-M-M-MY--

- I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

- SIR, IT CONTAINS A POWERFUL N-N-NERVE TOXIN

AND MUST BE C-C-C-CAREFULLY PREPARED.

B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN!

- PERFECT.

NICE PRESENTATION, HUH?

- D-D-DON'T EAT IT!

N-N-NO!

OH, DEAR.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT

YOU WERE SO WORRIED--ABOUT.

EEEEEEEK!

DAAAHHHH!

WHOOOOAAAAH!

AAAHHHHH!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY.

WALKING, WALKING, WALKING...

WALKING...

WALKING, WALKING...

WALKING...

FROG...

FROG.

WALKING, WALKING...

WIND...

WALKING.

CRICKET...CRICKET.

DROP.

WALKING...

WALKING. (RUSTLING)

HUH?

YAAAAAAH-HA HA HA!

RRR-ROBOT!

HI-YA!

HAAAHHH!

HUH! HEE-YAH!

ROBOT...ROBOT!

ROBOT!

ROBOT.

ROBOT. ROBOT!

- STOP! NOT A ROBOT! NOT A ROBOT!

- YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CUT YOU TO RIBBONS.

- NOT WITH A Y-7 RATING, YOU WON'T.

- SO, MY DEFEATED ADVERSARY,

HOW MAYETH I ESCAPE THIS HERE TACO STAND

AND RETURNETH TO WHENCE I CAME?

- ONLY THE EVIL TYRANT WIZARD, THE MASTER OF MASTERS, AH-CHOO,

HAS THE POWER TO SEND YOU HOME.

OR YOU COULD JUST USE THIS TIME PORTAL RIGHT HERE.

BUT THEN, OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE

TO DEFEAT AH-CHOO

AND END THE OPPRESSION OF MY PEOPLE.

- (GRUNTING)

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING, NOBLE CHAMPION?

- SO, IS THERE A BUTTON I GOTTA PRESS, OR WHAT?

- PLEASE! YOU MUST BATTLE THE EVIL WIZARD.

THAT TIME PORTAL IS JUST A PROP.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE

A MORAL CONFLICT.

- NOT ON THIS SHOW, IT DOESN'T.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A WIZARD TO BATTLE.

- HE LIVES IN YONDER SPOOKY CASTLE.

- I KNEW THAT.

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.

PHH-TOOEY!

TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE,

I MUST CALL UPON THE STRENGTH OF MY ANCESTORS.

- HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE A NICKEL TO GO TO THE MOVIES?

- DID YOU MOW THE LAWN?

- YEP. - DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?

- SURE DID.

- DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?

- YES, SIR.

- THEN ASK YOUR MOTHER.

(LAUGH TRACK)

- DEAR OLD DAD.

THAT MUST BE AH-CHOO'S EVIL SPOOKY CASTLE.

UGH.

YEP, THEM BATS ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY.

WALKING...

WALKING IN SPOOKY CASTLE.

TERRIFIED LOOKING AROUND.

- STOP RIGHT THERE, SAMURAI.

- THANKS, BUD.

I HAVEN'T WALKED THIS MUCH

IN TWO SEASONS PUT TOGETHER.

SHEESH, I THINK I'M GETTIN'

A CHARLEY HORSE HERE.

- HA HA HA!

- HEY, YOU'RE JUST MY STUPID ALARM CLOCK GUY.

- I AM NO SIMPLE PIECE OF TALKING PLASTIC.

I AM A HEAP BIG POWERFUL WIZARD!

- THEN I DEMAND YOU USE YOUR PALTRY POWERS

TO SEND ME HOME!

BEHOLD MY MESSY HAIR OF DETERMINATION.

AAAUURRGHHH!

- WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- AAAAHHHHH!

- STOP!

- CHEAP COUNTERFEIT MANOLO BLAHNIKS.

- FIRST, SAMURAI QUACK,

WE MUST HAVE OUR CUSTOMARY BATTLE PREPARATION MONTAGE.

- WHY?

- WELL, ITS MANY INTERESTING COMPOSITIONS

WILL BUILD DRAMATIC TENSION.

- THEN LET'S GET TO IT, KUROSAWA.

YAAAH!

- BEGIN THE STAREDOWN.

HA HA HA!

- ARE WE READY TO START FIGHTING?

GEE, I HOPE SO.

WELL, I STOPPED

PAYING ATTENTION.

HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK?

- (SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)

- GRRRR. - RHHAAAARRR!

(RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS)

(ACCORDION PLAYING)

- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

- I THINK IT'S A MONKEY WEARING LEDERHOSEN.

- IS HE BUILDING DRAMATIC TENSION, TOO?

- NO, I THINK THE EDITOR IS PLAYING A DUMB JOKE.

TRY TO IGNORE HIM.

- EWW! NOW HE'S EATING AN APPLE WITH HIS FOOT.

OH, I CAN'T IGNORE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- THEN FIGHT!

YOU HAVE SKILLS, SAMURAI.

- I'M A YELLOW BELT.

- HA HA HA!

- YEEEEOWZA!

- BECOME MY APPRENTICE, SAMURAI.

- NEVER!

- IT IS YOUR DESTINY.

JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY

AS FATHER AND SON.

- HA HA HA!

- MAN, THAT NERVE TOXIN IS SOME FUNKY STUFF.

- C-C-CLEAR!

- YEEOOOW!

- Y-Y-YOU'RE ALIVE.

- THE MONKEY'S WEARING LEDERHOSEN.

AAH! AND HAPPY CAT'S MY DAD!

- D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN.

THAT'S JUST THE BLOWFISH POISON

WORKING ITSELF OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

- BUT IT ALL SEEMED SO REAL.

- I GUESS IT'S N-NO MORE SUSHI FOR YOU.

C-C-COME ON. I'LL FIX YOU A NICE DEEP-DISH

POT STICKER AND KIELBASA P-P-PIZZA.

- HA HA HA!