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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:11,253 - FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:19,791 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:27,799 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:36,039 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:44,452 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:53,391 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:33,359 ADDING VIRTUAL CHARACTERS. 8 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,327 (RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT) 9 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,673 ON-LINE GAME MATRIX COMPLETE. 10 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,607 (SQUISH) 11 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,344 - IN SORCERY AND MYSTERY 12 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,339 DRESSED UP IN SILK AND CA-ROONIN' 13 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,681 I PLAY THIS GAME FROM DAWN TO NIGHT 14 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,076 BUT I'VE NEVER KISSED A WOMAN 15 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,649 - HA HA! AHOY THERE, PAUNCHY PADRE. 16 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:02,318 IT IS I, WANDERING ADVENTURER LORD ERRORPRONE THE STUMBLER, 17 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:06,160 AND I DEMAND TO INSPECTETH WHAT IS IN THY CART. 18 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,597 YIKES! AND AWAY! 19 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:12,232 IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, THIS DOESN'T END WELL. 20 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,670 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 21 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,404 (SPLAT) 22 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,884 EWW. 23 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,512 - HA HA HA! 24 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,678 - YOU ENJOYED THAT, DIDN'T YOU? 25 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:27,777 - UM... 26 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,248 - WELL, I THINK THIS FULL IMMERSION 27 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:34,088 FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING GAME OF YOURS STINKS. 28 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,094 (SNIFFING) 29 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,515 QUITE LITERALLY, ACTUALLY. 30 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,590 - P-P-PLEASE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 31 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,058 YOU J-J-JUST STARTED PLAYING. 32 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,856 I'M SURE YOU'LL GROW TO B-B-B...LOVE THE GAME. 33 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,469 - THIS STUFF IS FOR DISCONNECTED LOSERS. 34 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,202 - B-B-BUT YOU HAVE TO MEET MY ON-LINE FRIENDS. 35 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,768 WITH ALL THE HOURS I PUT IN AT WORK, 36 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,436 IT'S THE ONLY S-S-SOCIAL INTERACTION I HAVE LEFT. 37 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,806 - THE PROSECUTION RESTS. 38 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,324 - COMRADES, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE 39 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,923 MY B-B-BESTEST PAL... 40 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,924 G-G-GOOD OLD ERRORPRONE T-T-THE STUMBLER. 41 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:12,157 - GREETINGS, INTERNET ZOMBIES AND OTHER FRIENDLESS SHUT-INS... 42 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,426 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 43 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,725 - THIS HERE IS ELLOMOLD... 44 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,166 ENCHANTRESS FROM THE F-F-FAIRY REALM. 45 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,432 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I DITCH 46 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,000 THESE FARMHANDS, TOOTS? 47 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,898 - I WOULD RATHER KISS AN ORC. 48 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,270 - WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU MIGHT BE 49 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,880 IN REAL LIFE. 50 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,581 - KISS ME, MY LORD. 51 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,114 - EWW! 52 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:37,889 - YOU HAVE INSULTED MY HONOR. 53 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,821 - CAN I BORROW THAT THING A MINUTE? 54 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,887 THANK YOU. 55 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,385 - HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH. 56 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,858 - HA HA HA! 57 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,097 - HEE HEE HEE! 58 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,633 - THIS IS POINTLESS. 59 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,969 - THIS, MY LORD, IS MASTER SCAMWISE 60 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,004 OF THE WEE PEOPLE. 61 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,868 - I AM A MASTER THIEF. 62 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,637 - YOU ARE A MASTER DORK. 63 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,866 - AND THAT'S RAGNAR THE BARBARIAN. 64 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:01,981 - NEWBIE. 65 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,982 - WELL, I HATE TO BREAK UP THIS FELLOWSHIP 66 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,254 OF THE DINKS, BUT I QUIT. 67 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,984 MAYBE I CAN FIND MYSELF A NICE GAME OF YAHTZEE. 68 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,255 - HEE HEE HEE! 69 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,425 - (SHOUTING) 70 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,304 - HEE HEE HEE! 71 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:26,274 HEE HEE HEE! 72 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,044 - OHH... 73 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,511 W-W-WHERE'S LORD ERRORPRONE? 74 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,406 - I DON'T KNOW. - BEATS ME. 75 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,808 - I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 76 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,649 ARE YOU HERE, LORD ERRORPRONE? 77 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,815 - PRESENT. 78 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,693 - COME CLOSER, DEARIES. 79 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:49,293 LEZAH THE WICKED HAS A QUEST FOR YOU. 80 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,787 - THIS LEZAH ANOTHER FRIEND OF YOURS? 81 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,659 - N-NOPE. I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE BAD GUY. 82 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,458 - AH. 83 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,099 - I COMMAND YOU DO-GOODERS 84 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:02,074 TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS LOCKED IN THE CITADEL OF INSANITY. 85 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,135 - IS THIS PRINCESS BEAUTIFUL? 86 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,314 - MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL. 87 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:09,044 - AND WILL WE HAVE TO SEARCH THROUGH TREACHEROUS LANDS 88 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,609 TO FIND THIS CITADEL? 89 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,908 - BEYOND TREACHEROUS. 90 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,220 - TYPICAL. ALL RIGHT, GRANDMA, 91 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,782 IF IT MEANS I GET TO GO HOME SOONER, 92 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,320 I'LL FIND YOUR STUPID PRINCESS. 93 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,487 - PERFECT. 94 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,994 GOOD-BYE, DEARIES. 95 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,085 HEE HEE HEE! 96 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,998 - W-W-WHERE SHOULD WE BEGIN OUR QUEST, LORD ERRORPRONE? 97 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,431 - HOW ABOUT OVER YONDER? 98 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:32,397 THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO START. 99 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:36,744 IT'S THE SWAMP OF IMMEDIATE PSYCHOSIS, 100 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,674 SO STICK CLOSE, 101 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,608 LEST ONE OF US RUN INTO... 102 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,444 ANY UNFORESEEN DANGER. 103 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,523 WHO PUT A TREE RIGHT HERE IN THE SWAMP? 104 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,182 - OH, QUITE SORRY, OLD BEAN. 105 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,820 - HEY, WHO'S TALKING? 106 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,455 - I DO HOPE YOU'RE NOT INJURED. 107 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:55,922 - A TALKING TREE? 108 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,459 - OH, YES. I AM THE OLD MAN OF THE FOREST. 109 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,826 - LOOK, BOX ELDER, A MODERN AUDIENCE 110 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,464 JUST WON'T ACCEPT TALKING PLANTS. 111 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,601 - OH. WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 112 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,497 I HAVE OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME. 113 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,739 HOW EMBARRASSING. 114 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,173 - HEY, WOODY, YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 115 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,938 - OH, YES. IT'S OFF TO THE PAPER MILL FOR ME. 116 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,607 WOULDN'T WANT A MODERN AUDIENCE TO HAVE TO DEAL 117 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,547 WITH SOMETHING AS OUT-OF-DATE AS A TALKING TREE. 118 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,623 - LOVED YOUR WORK IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ." 119 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,482 - AH, YES. THE BIT WITH THE APPLES. 120 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,551 THANK YOU! 121 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,588 - (SOBBING) 122 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,494 I LOVE THAT TREE DUDE. 123 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,596 - IN ORDER TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS, 124 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:38,832 WE MUST CROSS THROUGH THE TOMB OF INORDINATE LUNACY, 125 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,299 BUT THOSE DOORS LOOK MIGHTY INDEED. 126 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,368 EVEN RAGNAR'S GREAT STRENGTH 127 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,937 WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO OPEN THEM. 128 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:46,836 - HMM! 129 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,977 - WE MUST HATCH A PLAN. -OOH! 130 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,483 - YOU SEEM TO HAVE S-S-STUMBLED ONTO A SOLUTION. 131 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,747 - PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS, I ALWAYS SAY. 132 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,016 - THE TOMB IS LADEN WITH BOOBY TRAPS 133 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,815 AND MANY HIDDEN DANGERS. 134 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:03,157 - WE SHALL FOLLOW IN THY DAINTY FOOTSTEPS. 135 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,933 - CHIVALRY IS DEAD. 136 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,156 - SEE? T-T-THIS GAME ISN'T SO BAD. 137 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,671 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 138 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:17,243 YOU DON'T HAVE A SCAREDY-SCAM HIDING IN YOUR COSTUME. 139 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,744 - THIS IS ONLY A GAME. THIS IS ONLY A GAME. 140 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,178 - I FOUND A WAY OUT. 141 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,182 - GREAT. - WONDERFUL. 142 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,654 - THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 143 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:28,183 - DO YOU MIND? - SORRY. 144 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,078 - HURRY, LORD ERRORPRONE. 145 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,490 OOPS. 146 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,493 - ZOUNDS! 147 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,594 - HURRY! HURRY! 148 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:35,855 - I'M HURRYING! 149 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,993 - YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT! 150 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,758 YEAH, BABY! 151 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:40,557 WHOOPS. 152 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,898 - FIGURES. 153 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,702 (GROWLING) 154 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,569 SHADES OF RAY HARRYHAUSEN. 155 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:55,579 (ROARING) 156 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,818 - Y-Y-YOU CAN TAKE 'EM. Y-Y-YOU CAN DO IT! 157 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,815 HA HA HA, M-M-MAYBE I SHOULD JUST 158 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:10,017 WORK ON GETTING THIS GATE OPEN. 159 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,763 - YAH! YAH! YAH! 160 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,728 - OH, HOW'S HE DOING? 161 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,640 - T-T-THIS IS A HARMLESS VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT, R-R-RIGHT? 162 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:24,644 - HA, HA. 163 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,705 HEY, HEY. HEE, HEE. 164 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,244 PARRY. THRUST! 165 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,908 HO, HO. YA, HA. TAKE THAT! 166 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,178 (ROAR) 167 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,575 HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! 168 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,178 HYAH! 169 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:43,023 THESE GUYS ARE DUMBER THAN THE MARTIAN ROBOTS. 170 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,890 (ROAR) 171 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,659 TAKE THIS! 172 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,025 DIRECT HIT! 173 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,171 (GROWLING) 174 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,637 THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR. 175 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,408 CAN WE DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL BEINGS? 176 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,406 - PSST, L-L-LORD ERRORPRONE. 177 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,708 - WHAT? 178 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,520 - R-R-REACH DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOURSELF. 179 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,252 - I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T DOING THE CORNY COACH THING ANYMORE. 180 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:16,388 - NO, REALLY. REACH DOWN INSIDE YOURSELF. 181 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,526 - SCAMWISE! - HELLO. 182 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,562 - GET READY FOR THE BRUNSWICK SPECIAL. 183 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:25,569 (ROARING) 184 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,838 STRIKE! 185 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,772 EAT YOUR HEART OUT, EARL ANTHONY. 186 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:43,148 - HURRY, MY MAGIC WON'T HOLD THESE GATES OPEN FOR LONG. 187 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,916 (ROARING) 188 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,721 - I'D LOVE TO STAY AND PLAY, 189 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,460 BUT I HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT. 190 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,185 AAH! 191 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,331 (ROARING) 192 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,126 CLOSE THE GATE! CLOSE THE GATE! 193 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,239 - THERE. 194 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,712 - AND I THINK THIS BELONGS TO ME. 195 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,875 THERE SHE IS, ADVENTURERS... 196 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,083 THE CITADEL OF INSANITY. 197 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,747 BUT HOW SHALL WE SCALE ITS LOFTY WALLS? 198 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,147 - OH, RAGNAR KNOWS. 199 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,648 - EXPOUND ON THY THEORY, GENTLE GIANT. 200 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,091 - HUH HUH. RAGNAR SHOOT DUCK LIKE ARROW. 201 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,727 HA! TOTALLY. 202 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,704 - OK. BEGIN WITH THE CLIMBING. 203 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,468 HOLD UP. 204 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,809 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT. 205 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,005 (DOOR OPENS) 206 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,036 FEAR NOT. 207 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:47,151 LORD ERRORPRONE IS HERE TO RESCUE... 208 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,324 UHH! AAH! 209 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,821 - WHILE I WAS TRAPPED IN THIS PRISON, 210 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,924 ONLY MY SPIRIT COULD WANDER THE LANDS, 211 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,687 BUT NOW, YOU'VE SET ME FREE. 212 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:02,158 UH, YOU DO FIND ME BEAUTIFUL, DON'T YOU? 213 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:05,929 - EH, MAYBE AFTER A SIZZLING DWARVEN SELTZER. 214 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,139 - KISS ME, MY LORD. 215 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,201 - HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE HELP HERE? 216 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,840 - I THINK YOU MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE. 217 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,336 - GIVE ME THAT. 218 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,737 BIPPITY, BOPPITY, 219 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,149 YUCK. 220 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,412 I'M SOME COOK. 221 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,720 AND NOW FOR THAT KISS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 222 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,115 MMM. 223 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,887 - GALACTIC SERVER SHUT DOWN. 224 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,988 - NO. NO! NOT NOW! 225 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:36,560 -OHH! I WANT TO KEEP PLAYING! - S-S-SORRY, CAPTAIN. 226 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:40,529 - OH, AND JUST WHEN I WAS GONNA KISS THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 227 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,940 - W-W-WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, 228 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,372 YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE 229 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,566 I-I-IN REAL LIFE. 230 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,837 - YEAH. SHE WAS PROBABLY A 350-POUND OAF 231 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,237 LIVING IN HIS MOTHER'S STORM CELLAR. 232 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,039 - OH, POO. 233 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,551 AND JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO KISS 234 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,052 THE HANDSOME LORD ERRORPRONE. 235 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:59,415 I WONDER IF I CAN FIND MYSELF A NICE GAME OF YAHTZEE. 236 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,039 - FERTILIZATION PROCESS COMPLETE. 237 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,538 FIELDS READY FOR PLANTING. 238 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,339 BEGIN SEEDING PROCESS. 239 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,511 (CRASH) 240 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,720 - HOWDY, CADET. 241 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,482 - UH, HOWDY, C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS. 242 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,350 - LET'S COMMENCE TO PLANTIN'. 243 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,619 I BROUGHT MY FAVORITE TRACTOR...OLD RUST. 244 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:38,027 - UH, BUT, SIR, WE DON'T USE OUTMODED EQUIPMENT LIKE THAT. 245 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,391 T-T-THIS IS A STATE-OF-THE-ART 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY FARM, 246 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,761 AND THE CROPS WE GROW HERE WILL P-P-PROVIDE 247 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,471 VALUABLE FRESH PRODUCE FOR THE RESIDENTS 248 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,872 OF THE P-P-PROTECTORATE RESEARCH STATION. 249 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,795 - LOOK, LITTLE PIGGY, I KNOW EVERYTHING 250 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,700 I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT AGRICULTURE. 251 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,371 FARMING'S IN MY BLOOD. 252 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,580 AFTER ALL, I WAS RAISED ON A FARM. 253 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,842 - Y-Y-YOU WERE? 254 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,350 - UH, EITHER THAT, OR MAYBE I WATCHED 255 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,011 AN OLD EPISODE OF "GREEN ACRES." 256 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,780 - I D-D-DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN. IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, 257 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,250 THE PEOPLE ON THAT RESEARCH STATION 258 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,587 WILL HAVE TO LIVE ON P-P-PROCESSED FOOD PELLETS. 259 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,763 - WHY, I'VE GOT MANURE FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS. 260 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,793 I'M A REGULAR LUTHER BURBANK. 261 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,060 - D-D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS. 262 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,827 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, EITHER. 263 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,072 - PUSH FASTER, HOGWART! 264 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,844 WE GOT SOIL TO TILL. 265 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,673 I'M NOT REALLY OUT OF GAS, BUT I FIGURED 266 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:29,407 HE CAN STAND TO LOSE ABOUT 15 POUNDS. 267 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,676 GROW. GROW, MY TINY BEAN SPROUT. 268 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,145 CLIMB TO THE SKY. 269 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,176 HEY! 270 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,850 SOMETIMES THESE BEANS ARE SO LITERAL. 271 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,564 - OW! 272 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,032 - TEE HEE. 273 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,025 HERE, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK. 274 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,841 HERE, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK. 275 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,973 AAH! WHOA! OW! OW! WHOA! OW! OW! OW! 276 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,482 - W-W-WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, 277 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,446 YOU'VE R-R-REALLY TRANSFORMED THE SPACE FARM. 278 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,446 - WHY, THANK YOU, CADET. I'M RIGHT PROUD OF IT. 279 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,749 - I GUESS YOU REALLY DO HAVE M-M-MANURE 280 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,091 FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS. 281 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,656 - WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, VIBRANT, HEALTHY... 282 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,655 -AAH! -A WEED! 283 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,397 NO WEED IS GONNA RUIN THIS DUCK'S BEAUTIFUL 284 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,803 AGRARIAN PARADISE. 285 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,635 LUCKY I BORROWED THIS LITTLE CONTRAPTION 286 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,271 FROM THE MARTIANS. 287 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,837 YOW! 288 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,306 - AH, SUSTENANCE! - WE'RE SAVED. 289 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,775 AND I THOUGHT WE'D SURELY PERISH 290 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,253 IN THAT DREADFUL BOX. 291 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,381 - YES. CHALK IT UP TO GOOD, CLEAN LIVING, OLD CHUM. 292 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,178 AFTER YOU. 293 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,779 - OH, NO. NO. AFTER YOU. 294 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,720 - ARE YOU CERTAIN? 295 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,724 - OH, YES. 296 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,585 - OH, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME. 297 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,394 - BUT DO HEED MY WARNING. I'LL BE HOT ON YOUR TAIL. 298 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,658 (GIGGLING) 299 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,856 - OK. LET'S GIVE THIS BABY A TRY. 300 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:00,430 THAT WEED WILL WISH IT NEVER SPROUTED. 301 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,200 (GRUNTING) 302 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,439 HMM, ONE OF THESE BUTTONS HAS GOT TO START THIS THING. 303 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,336 (ENGINE STARTS) 304 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,438 THERE WE GO! 305 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:13,249 OH! OH! OH! E-I-E-I-OH! 306 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,192 (GASP) 307 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,186 (PANTING) 308 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,026 - OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 309 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,528 A L-L-LITTLE OLD WEED. 310 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,470 - CALL THE INTERNATIONAL PLANET OF PANCAKES 311 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,305 AND TELL THEM THEIR BUTTER IS READY. 312 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,477 CADET, WE'RE IN A REAL PICKLE. 313 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,812 WE GOT TO GET RID OF A NASTY WEED. 314 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,807 - Y-Y-YOU MEAN THIS NASTY WEED? 315 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,619 - WAHOO! YOU DID IT! 316 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,321 THE CROPS ARE SAVED! 317 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,654 JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL PRODUCE. 318 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:58,590 YES, SIR. OUR REGULAR NATURE'S BOUNTY. 319 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,158 - JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL PRODUCE. 320 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,598 - A REGULAR NATURE'S BOUNTY. 321 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,202 THERE'S JUST SO MUCH, I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND. 322 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,465 - WELL, THEN, WE SHALL JUST HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING. 323 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,535 - AMOR DANZA! 324 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,565 - NO. NOT MY CHILDREN. 325 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,511 THERE. 326 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,346 - OH, DEAR. LOOK AT THIS ONE. 327 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,111 - UGH! IT HAS A HIDEOUS GROWTH. 328 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,580 - HOW DISGUSTING. DEFINITELY NOT A KEEPER. 329 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,221 - MARTIAN GOPHERS... 330 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,756 THE GREATEST SCOURGE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. 331 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,562 - GUILTY AS CHARGED. 332 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,564 (GIGGLING) 333 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,027 - (SNICKERING) 334 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,696 - W-W-WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? SOME SORT OF G-G-GOPHER POISON? 335 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,866 - NOPE. EVEN BETTER. 336 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,104 GUM. 337 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,740 - T-T-THIS SHALL BE ENLIGHTENING. 338 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,314 - I'VE PLANTED GUM IN EVERY ONE OF THESE GOPHER HOLES. 339 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,075 THEY CAN'T RESIST THE STUFF, 340 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,613 BUT THEIR SYSTEMS CAN'T HANDLE IT. 341 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,409 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 342 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,250 GUMS UP THE WORKS, YOU KNOW? 343 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,715 - EH, B-B-BEST OF LUCK. 344 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,923 WHERE DOES HE GET T-T-THESE S-S-STUPID IDEAS? 345 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,286 - HEY. HELOISE HASN'T FAILED ME YET, 346 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,885 AND I GOT THAT STAIN OUT OF YOUR PANTS, DIDN'T I? 347 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,728 THEY'RE PROBABLY IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE BY NOW. 348 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,026 - OH, DEAR. LOOK AT ALL THE SWELLING. 349 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,099 - OH, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYTHING 350 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,567 GET SO BIG SO FAST. 351 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,336 OH, CAREFUL. IT'S GOING TO POP. 352 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,538 - HUH? 353 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,211 I'M GONNA NEED A BAG OF ICE CUBES 354 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,749 AND SOME PAPER TOWELS SOAKED IN LEMON JUICE. 355 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,016 (SPUTTERING) 356 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:36,755 - AH, BEHOLD. THE LAST MORSEL OF DELECTABLE VEGETATION. 357 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,533 - OH, IT'S SIMPLY GORGEOUS. 358 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,161 - WOULD YOU CARE TO FINISH IT OFF, OLD BOY? 359 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,097 - MAY I? - IT WOULD BE MY...PLEASURE! 360 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,673 - OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT! HA HA HA! 361 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,144 - HA HA HA HA! 362 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,272 - ALL RIGHT! 363 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,837 I HATES YOU MEECES TO PIECES! 364 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,106 (GUN CHARGES) 365 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,435 - OH, DEAR! 366 00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,479 - COME BACK HERE, YOU WASCALLY WODENTS! 367 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:04,277 KLONDIKE CAT ALWAYS GETS HIS MOUSE! 368 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,251 - HE HAS TO RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CATCH PHRASES 369 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,549 SOONER OR LATER. 370 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,560 - HE IS. THAT LAST ONE WAS A BIT OF A STRETCH, 371 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,492 IF YOU ASK ME. 372 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,300 - A-A-APPROACHING GALACTIC PROTECTORATE RESEARCH STATION. 373 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,534 B-B-BEGINNING DOCKING PROCEDURES. 374 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,906 - COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 375 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,912 - DO YOU KNOW, I DO BELIEVE THAT SURFACE-DWELLER 376 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,684 IS INTENT ON DESTROYING US. 377 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,453 (BEEPING) 378 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382 - OR DESTROYING HIS SHIP. 379 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,485 - EXPLOSIONS? 380 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,355 T-T-THE ENGINES ARE OFFLINE. 381 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,934 - PROTECTORATE SPACE CRAFT. 382 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,802 THIS IS CAPTAIN ADRIAN PETERS OF THE RESEARCH STATION. 383 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,302 PLEASE STOP YOUR SHIP. 384 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,874 WE HAVEN'T OPENED OUR DOORS YET. 385 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:59,243 - UM, Y-Y-YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR DOCKING BAY. 386 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,866 - I THINK WE LOST HIM. 387 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,140 - HERE'S DUCKIE! 388 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:09,321 - (SHOUTING) 389 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,252 - WHOA! AAH! OH! 390 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,719 (PANTING) 391 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,057 AHH. 392 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,922 EEK! 393 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,890 - LIEUTENANT, WHOSE STARSHIP IS STICKING OUT 394 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,300 OF MY RESEARCH STATION? 395 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,563 - DUCK DODGERS', SIR. 396 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,871 - DODGERS. - DON'T WORRY, CADET. 397 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,243 I'LL HANDLE THESE PROTECTORATE SLOBS. 398 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,902 - D-D-DID YOU EVER FIND THE GOPHERS? 399 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240 - WHAT GOPHERS? NEVER MIND. 400 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,836 - AH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 401 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,437 I TRUST YOU BROUGHT MY FRESH PRODUCE? 402 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:42,010 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT... 403 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,021 NO. 404 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,222 BUT YOU STILL HAVE PLENTY 405 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,394 OF THOSE DELICIOUS FOOD PELLETS. 406 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,890 - OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THESE SCRUMPTIOUS 407 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,459 PROCESSED MORSELS? 408 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,327 - ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS! 409 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,696 - WHY, IT WILL TAKE HOURS TO EAT ALL THESE. 410 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,266 (GIGGLING) 28008

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