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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:10,609 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:20,091 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:27,495 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,795 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:44,106 DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:52,494 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,620 - LIEUTENANT O'HARA, HOW'S THAT ORDER COMING? 8 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,782 - I'M AFRAID WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CAPTAIN LONG. 9 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,191 - A PROBLEM? 10 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,163 - IT SEEMS THAT FONG'S IS OUT OF MU SHU CHICKEN. 11 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,161 - SIRENS OF TITAN! 12 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,163 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO 13 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,585 WITH THE BEEF AND BROCCOLI, THEN. 14 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,430 - AYE, CAPTAIN. 15 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,704 - AND DON'T FORGET TO ORDER 16 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,662 THOSE CRISPY LITTLE NOODLES I LIKE. 17 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,200 PATROLLING THE OUTER BOUNDARY WOULD BE UNBEARABLE 18 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,597 WITHOUT DECENT CHINESE TAKE-OUT. 19 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,284 (BEEPING) 20 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,816 - HMM, THAT'S STRANGE. 21 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,022 - IS IT THE CHINESE FOOD? 22 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:01,045 DON'T TELL ME FONG'S CHANGED THEIR PACKAGING AGAIN. 23 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,391 - NO, CAPTAIN. 24 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,386 THESE THINGS BROUGHT THEMSELVES ON BOARD, 25 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,358 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM. 26 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,827 - SECURITY TEAM TO THE EVAPORATOR ROOM. 27 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,264 - WHAT IS IT? 28 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,122 - (SCREAMING) 29 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,230 - AAH! 30 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,233 (GIGGLING) 31 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,256 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 32 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,701 - UNH! UNH! 33 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,066 (GIGGLING) 34 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,974 - OH, MY. 35 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,036 - (GIGGLING) 36 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,513 - AAH! 37 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,512 OH! 38 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,912 I MUST WARN THE EARTH... 39 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,178 AAH! 40 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,448 (GIGGLING) 41 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,365 - I CLAIM THIS ASTEROID AND ALL ITS MINERAL WEALTH 42 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,772 IN THE NAME OF MARS. 43 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,735 ISN'T THAT LOVELY? 44 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,244 AAH! 45 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,636 - BACK OFF, MARTIAN! 46 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,177 I'M CLAIMING THIS MOON PEBBLE FOR THE EARTH! 47 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,553 - TOO LATE, I SAW IT FIRST. 48 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:35,152 - OH, YEAH, WELL, EAT PLASMA, SHORTY! 49 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,615 - YAH! 50 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,424 SEE HERE, DODGERS, 51 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,986 THE LANGUAGE IN THE TREATY OF "FINDERS VS. KEEPERS" 52 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,394 IS QUITE CLEAR! 53 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,956 - I...I'M AFRAID HE'S RIGHT, CAPTAIN. 54 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,534 - GIMME THAT THING! HMM. 55 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:50,304 MAYBE IF I STARE AT THIS PIECE OF PAPER LONG ENOUGH, 56 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,534 PEOPLE WILL THINK I CAN READ. 57 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,970 - I WONDER IF HE'S REALLY EVEN READING THAT TREATY. 58 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,911 - WHO'S H-HE TRYING TO KID? 59 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,306 I...I KNOW HE RETURNED THE...THE READING TAPES 60 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,720 I GAVE HIM L-L-LAST CHRISTMAS. 61 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:13,622 - I THINK I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. 62 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,987 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, JUDGE JUDY? 63 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,356 - I CAN'T ABIDE A SCOFFLAW. 64 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,926 - HOW ABOUT YOU, CADET? 65 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,995 OH, I'VE GOT SOME OINTMENT BACK IN THE SHIP 66 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,474 THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 67 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,439 HA HA! SURPRISE JETPACK! 68 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,605 LITTLE BIT HARDER HITTING A MOVING TARGET. 69 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,810 NICE SHOOTING, ANNIE OAKLEY! 70 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,680 - WHOA! - LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND! 71 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,749 A PAIR OF SMELLY OLD SNEAKERS. 72 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,017 - WHOA! 73 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,585 - AND THEY'RE ATTACHED TO A SMELLY OLD MARTIAN. 74 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,987 - NO! 75 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,888 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, MARCIA? AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? 76 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,960 - MY FATHER ONCE DANGLED ME FROM A BALCONY 77 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,468 JUST TO IMPRESS THE PAPARAZZI AND LOOKEY-LOOS. 78 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,501 - AW, POOR LITTLE PIPSQUEAK. 79 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,167 WHOOPS! - WHOA! 80 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,904 - HEH HEH, ALMOST LOST YOU THERE. 81 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,670 - THAT DOES IT, GIVE ME THAT JETPACK! 82 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,339 (GRUNTING) 83 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,208 - SIMMER DOWN, KETTLEHEAD. 84 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,436 - GIVE IT TO ME! 85 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,951 - BOY, YOU REALLY DO HATE HEIGHTS! 86 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:17,053 - T-THIS IS GONNA END IN DISASTER. 87 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,117 (TOGETHER) HUH? 88 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,185 - AAH! 89 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,922 - YAH! 90 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,488 (BOTH SCREAMING) 91 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,687 - HELP, CADET! 92 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,900 AAH! 93 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,402 - UNH! 94 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,280 - EH...EH...W-W-WHAT'S THAT? 95 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,314 - I BELIEVE WE'VE DISCOVERED 96 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,920 SOME SORT OF UNIDENTIFIED ELEMENT. 97 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,522 - I BET IT'S AN ENCHANTED MAGICAL ROCK. 98 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,115 HEED MY WISHES, MIGHTY STONE, 99 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,757 FOR I AM YOUR NEW MASTER! 100 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,464 (ALL SCREAMING) 101 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,564 (THUD) 102 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:02,959 - UH, EH, C-CAPTAIN? 103 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,430 UH, BE...BE...THE ROCK DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU. 104 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:11,914 (ALARM SOUNDING) 105 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,981 - I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS! 106 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,612 CAPTAIN LONG'S STARSHIP IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE 107 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,378 TO THE MARTIAN BORDER! 108 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:23,047 COME IN, PROTECTORATE STARSHIP. 109 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,646 I REPEAT, COME IN. 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,389 CAPTAIN LONG, YOUR SHIP IS OFF COURSE 111 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,356 AND DRIFTING INTO MARTIAN TERRITORY. 112 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,994 CAPTAIN LONG? 113 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,429 - (GIGGLING) 114 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,126 - OH, NO. 115 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,467 THE FUDD! 116 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,972 CAPTAIN, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE ON... 117 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,965 OH, THIS IS BAD; 118 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,037 VERY, VERY, VERY BAD! 119 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,014 THIS IS I.Q. HI PLACING AN EMERGENCY CALL 120 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,681 TO THE QUEEN OF MARS! 121 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,989 - ARE YOU AWARE THAT ONE OF YOUR SHIPS 122 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,751 HAS CROSSED INTO MARTIAN TERRITORY? 123 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,990 THAT'S THE SECOND TREATY EARTH HAS BROKEN TODAY! 124 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,556 - I TAKE UMBRAGE AT THAT, YOUR MAJESTY. 125 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,526 EARTH WOULD NEVER KNOWINGLY VIOLATE A TREATY. 126 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,966 - ROLL THE CLIP. 127 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,872 - DODGERS. - SO, FAIR WARNING. 128 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,765 WE'RE COMMANDEERING YOUR SHIP. 129 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,837 - I WOULDN'T DO THAT, YOUR HIGHNESS. 130 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:22,606 THAT SHIP HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE FUDD. 131 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,346 - OH, IGNATIUS. 132 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,012 YOU NEVER WERE A GOOD LIAR. 133 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,593 - COMMANDER, WE'VE BEEN CLEARED 134 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,522 TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE PROTECTORATE SHIP. 135 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,487 - LAUNCH THE BOARDING TEAM. 136 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,875 - FOLLOW ME, MEN. 137 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:02,176 MIGHTIOR OF THE MARTIAN EMPIRE, I...OH, NO! 138 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,179 - (GIGGLING) 139 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,763 - THE FUDD! 140 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,391 RETREAT! 141 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,356 WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! 142 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:16,504 AAH! 143 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,374 - WE'VE ASCERTAINED THAT ONE OF THE INFECTED SHIPS 144 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,339 IS HEADING FOR EARTH! 145 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,809 - AND THE OTHER FOR MARS. 146 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,078 - WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS THING TO SPREAD. 147 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,176 RECALL ALL UNITS! 148 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,847 - OK, NOW, I'VE GOT YA RIGHT WHERE... 149 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,317 - EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN DODGERS, 150 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,045 BUT I'VE JUST RECEIVED AN URGENT M-M-MESSAGE FROM EARTH. 151 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,161 - PRETTY LAME TO INTERRUPT A BATTLE... 152 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,393 - AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU, COMMANDER. 153 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,199 - RETURN TO MARS IMMEDIATELY. 154 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,031 FUDD SPREADING RAPIDLY! 155 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,567 - HMM, I WONDER WHAT MINE SAYS. 156 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:58,735 - (FUDDS GIGGLING) 157 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,290 - LOOKEE THERE, ZEKE! A FALLIN' STAR! 158 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,892 (BOOM) 159 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,694 - LET'S GO SEE WHERE IT DONE FELL, COOTER. 160 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,734 WHAT IN TARNATION? 161 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,944 AAH! 162 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,942 (GIGGLING) 163 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,513 - REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD: 164 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,975 BEIJING, NEW YORK, RIO DE JANEIRO. 165 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:41,075 THE WHOLE PLANET IS TURNING...GAH! 166 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,619 (GIGGLING) 167 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,154 (POUNDING) 168 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,818 - BARRICADE THOSE DOORS. 169 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,788 WE'RE EARTH'S LAST HOPE! 170 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,858 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM OUT. 171 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,274 - HI, FELLAS. - HUH? 172 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,032 - HEY, YOU MIGHT WANNA OIL THOSE HINGES. 173 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,971 THAT DOOR'S STICKING A BIT. 174 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,006 HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE FUDD UNAFFECTED? 175 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,043 - I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. 176 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,008 - BUT NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO... 177 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,077 - (GIGGLING) 178 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,445 - THE FUDD! 179 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,423 NO, NO, STAY AWAY! 180 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,252 NO! 181 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,847 (GIGGLING) 182 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,519 - HEY, DOC, GOT YOUR MESSAGE! 183 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,957 SORRY I'M LATE. 184 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,962 THE STREETS ARE FULL OF CHORTLING LUNATICS. 185 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,100 GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT ANGRY. 186 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,574 HA HA HA! 187 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,742 WOW! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD. 188 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,513 YOU'RE USUALLY SO SERIOUS AND CRABBY. 189 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,211 - EH...EH, CAPTAIN DODGERS! 190 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,243 W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 191 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,578 - JUST HANGIN' WITH MY BUD DR. I... 192 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,275 B... 193 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,677 CREEPY! 194 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,949 AAH! AAH! HA! 195 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,417 GET HIM OFF OF ME! GET HIM OFF OF ME! 196 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,594 GET AWAY FROM ME! 197 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,762 YOU CREEPY FREAK! NO MEANS NO! 198 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,063 (PANTING) 199 00:10:59,026 --> 00:10:59,986 UGH! 200 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,390 - W-W-WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 201 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:06,371 EVERYONE'S INFECTED WITH TH-TH-TH-THE FUDD. 202 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,073 - DOUBLE YUCK. 203 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,799 - NO! NO! 204 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,541 GET AWAY FROM ME! 205 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,536 - (GIGGLING) 206 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,708 - MOMMY! 207 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,248 - I'VE SCANNED EVERY CONTINENT, 208 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,782 AND WE SEEM TO BE THE ONLY T-T-TWO EARTHLINGS 209 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,279 UNAFFECTED BY THE FUDD. 210 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,120 - ARE YOU SURE? I'M LOOKING A LITTLE PUKEY. 211 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,716 - W-W-WE'RE FINE, CAPTAIN. 212 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,188 I...I...I ONLY WISH I KNEW WHY. 213 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,186 - AS DO I. 214 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,257 FOR MARS HAS ALSO FALLEN TO THE FUDD! 215 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,026 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ZAP THOSE LOSERS WITH THAT MAGICAL ROCK! 216 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,797 - MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO STUPID? 217 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,367 - HE MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. 218 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,904 P-P-P-PERHAPS THAT STRANGE RADIATION EH-R-R-RENDERED US 219 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,341 SOME SORT OF IMMUNITY. 220 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,975 - YEAH. YEAH! WHO'S STUPID NOW, STUPID? 221 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,542 - THEN THE 3 OF US SHOULD BAND TOGETHER, 222 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,781 SAVE OUR PLANETS, 223 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,976 AND PUT AN END TO THIS MINDLESS MENACE! 224 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,090 - AND NOW, IF WE STRIKE THE MINERAL STONE 225 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,764 AT PRECISELY THE SAME ANGLE... 226 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,793 - THE IMMUNITY RADIATION WILL BE RELEASED 227 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,888 AND CAPTURED IN THIS JAR! 228 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,030 - SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH. 229 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,155 - THEN BEGIN THE PROCEDURE! 230 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,138 - OH, FUDD. ER, FUDGE. 231 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,537 - EH...EH...THAT DIDN'T WORK. 232 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,538 - TRY TO HIT IT HARDER! 233 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:28,520 - I HEAR, AND I OBEY. 234 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,781 - I-I-IT'S WORKING! 235 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:34,420 - ACTIVATING THE IMMUNITY JAR. 236 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,487 NOW WE MAY BE ABLE TO STRIKE DOWN THE MOTHER FUDD 237 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,087 AND FREE OUR PEOPLE! 238 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,029 - WE? OUR? OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 239 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,925 WE'RE ON OPPOSITE SIDES. 240 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,197 - BUT DON'T YOU SEE? 241 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,195 WE'LL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 242 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,597 WE'LL HAVE TO FORM A TEAM! 243 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,439 - T-T-TEAMWORK IS THE ONLY WAY! 244 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,674 - HMM. A TEAM, YES. 245 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,940 BUT MORE THAN A TEAM, A FAMILY! 246 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,180 I'LL BE THE DADDY, YOU CAN BE THE MOMMY, 247 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,006 AND YOU CAN BE THE BABY... 248 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,451 ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY UNIT! 249 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,116 - UH, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH THE TEAM AND SEE HOW THAT GOES? 250 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,358 - W-W-W-WHY IS CAPTAIN DODGERS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME 251 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,534 INTO A D-D-D-DIAPER? 252 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,102 - THERE SHE IS... 253 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,697 THE MOTHER FUDD'S SHIP. 254 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,798 SO, ARE YOU READY, FAMILY? 255 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,872 - I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE A TEAM. 256 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,140 - RIGHT. THEN, FAMILY IT IS. 257 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,089 - (VOICES CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) 258 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,770 - NOW TO FIND THE MOTHER FUDD. 259 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,765 - I'M READY! - M-M-ME TOO. 260 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,838 OH, MY. 261 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,407 - (CHANTING) 262 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:06,614 - IT'S THE MOTHER FUDD! 263 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,019 - KIND OF REMINDS ME 264 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,121 OF THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE, YOU KNOW? 265 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,223 JUST ADD A COUPLE OF BATON TWIRLERS, 266 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,785 AND YOU'VE GOT A TIMELESS CLASSIC. 267 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,456 WE'VE GOT TO GET CLOSER. 268 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,155 - I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 269 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,159 - ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? 270 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,701 - I...I'VE SEEN IT WORK BEFORE. 271 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,925 - OH, YEAH? WHERE? 272 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,970 - T-T-THE WIZARD OF OZ. 273 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,395 - WHO'S THAT? - UM... 274 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,340 HE WAS ONE OF OUR GREATEST MILITARY TACTICIANS. 275 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,436 YOU KNOW, IF EVER A WIZ A WIZ THERE WAS? 276 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,546 NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. THIS IS A TRIBUTE, PEOPLE. 277 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,490 - (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 278 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,657 FELLOW FUDDS! 279 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,764 WE STAND ON THE BRINK OF OUR GREATEST VICTORY. 280 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:59,027 THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM WILL SOON BE UNDER OUR CONTROL. 281 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,969 - I WISH I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME 282 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,135 I HEARD AN EVIL TYRANT DESPOT SAY THAT. 283 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,614 - NOW, WITH THE COMBINED FORCES OF EARTH AND MARS, 284 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,514 WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO... 285 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,946 INVADE THE SUN! 286 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,082 - HE'S CRAZY AND STUPID. 287 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,547 - THE SIGNAL TO BEGIN THE INVASION OF THE SUN 288 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,086 IS ALREADY BEING BROADCAST TO OUR BRETHREN ON EARTH AND MARS 289 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,424 BY THIS POWERFUL BEACON! 290 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,691 - INVADE THE SUN! 291 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,658 - INVADE THE SUN! 292 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,897 - INVADE THE SUN! 293 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,603 - ONE SOLAR SYSTEM UNDER FUDD! 294 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,926 - (GIGGLING) 295 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,612 - I'VE GOT AN IDEA, BUT WE MUST HURRY! 296 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,341 WE'LL ATTACH THE IMMUNITY JAR TO THIS BEACON 297 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,038 AND ADMINISTER THE ANTIDOTE TO OUR PLANETS. 298 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,381 ONE OF US MUST CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS TOWER 299 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,947 TO ACHIEVE PERFECT TRIANGULATION, 300 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,847 AND THE OTHERS MUST FIND THE MAIN CONTROL 301 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,019 AND BOOST THE POWER OF THE SIGNAL. 302 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,488 - W-W-WE CAN DO THAT, 303 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,956 BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CLIMB THE TOWER 304 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,085 AND ATTACH THE IMMUNITY JAR. 305 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,160 - BUT I'M...I'M... I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS! 306 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,671 - NOW, LISTEN HERE, BUSTER! 307 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,042 THE FUDD HAS GOT US DOWN. WE'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT! 308 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,342 AND THINGS LOOK BLEAK FOR OUR SIDE. 309 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,744 IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, AND IT'S ALL UP TO YOU! 310 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,737 SO YOU'RE GOING TO CLAMBER UP THAT RICKETY LADDER 311 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,750 TO YONDER HEIGHTS, 312 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,481 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SCARED, 313 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,577 PLENTY SCARED. 314 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,148 BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT FOR THE GIPPER! 315 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,588 - FOR THE GIPPER! 316 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,755 WHO'S THE GIPPER? 317 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,692 - HA HA HA! 318 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,828 HUH? INTERLOPERS! 319 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,663 - NOW, TO FIND THOSE CONTROLS! 320 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,168 - HA HA HA! 321 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:43,401 FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GIANT HEAD, YOU NASTY INTERLOPERS! 322 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,570 - AAH! HEY, WATCH IT, MOYEL! 323 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,839 THAT WAS A NEAR BRIS! 324 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,337 - (LAUGHING) 325 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,510 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE MOTHER FUDD! 326 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,850 - NOW, IT'LL TAKE SOME FANCY FOOTWORK 327 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,215 TO STALL OLD CHROME-DOME. 328 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,094 - ? COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE ? 329 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,893 - ALLEY-OOP! 330 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:07,864 - YOU'RE MAKING MOTHER ANGRY! 331 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:12,027 - NOW TO FIND THOSE CONTROLS! 332 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:16,699 - ALMOST THERE. 333 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,869 I'VE MADE IT! 334 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,169 OH, DEAR. 335 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,911 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 336 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,275 MAKE A NEST AND ROOST UP THERE? 337 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,615 - NO. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M HERE TO... 338 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,181 D-D-DANCE. 339 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,391 - (GRUNTING) 340 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,229 YOUR BUCK-AND-WING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 341 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:54,107 - THE CONTROLS! 342 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,614 - CURSE THESE RIDICULOUSLY SHORT ARMS! 343 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,293 - I MADE IT. 344 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,952 - NOW, TO BOOST THE POWER. 345 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,920 HUH? 346 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,359 OH, NO! WORDS! 347 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,855 - IF I CAN'T GRAB YOU, I'LL CRUSH YOU! 348 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,868 - N-N-NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE OVERCOMPENSATION. 349 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,101 - HA HA HA! 350 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,927 BYE-BYE, PIGGY! 351 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,841 - W-W-WHAT WOULD GENE KELLY DO IN A PINCH LIKE THIS? 352 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,905 - HA HA HA! 353 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,914 OOF! 354 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,035 - G-G-GOTTA DANCE! 355 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,150 AAH! 356 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,724 - NOW, TO ATTACH THE IMMUNITY JAR. 357 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,224 ALMOST GOT IT. 358 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,047 - A-A-AY CARAMBA. 359 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,361 MI CABEZA ES MUY SCRAMBLED. 360 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,325 C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, WHERE ARE YOU? 361 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,925 - I'M RIGHT HERE, BOYO. 362 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,756 - D-D-DID YOU BOOST THE POWER? 363 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,871 - WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 364 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,332 - HURRY, CAPTAIN, HURRY! 365 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:58,141 - WELL, BUT I CAN'T. I...THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE... 366 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,305 I CAN'T READ. 367 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,612 - OH, CAPTAIN, 368 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,083 WHY DID YOU RETURN THOSE R-R-READING TAPES? 369 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,252 - WELL, AFTER I LEARNED ALL THE SONGS, 370 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,682 I THOUGHT I'D RETURN THEM FOR A CHEESE GRATER. 371 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,017 - YOU LEARNED THE SONGS? 372 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,481 - YEAH. THEY'RE PRETTY CATCHY. 373 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,450 - ? EACH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IS YOUR FRIEND ? 374 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,720 - ? THEY ALL MAKE FUNNY NOISES THAT FORM WORDS IN THE END ? 375 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,129 - IF YOU KNOW ALL 26 VERSES, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ! 376 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,203 J-J-JUST SOUND THEM OUT! 377 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,602 - HMM. 378 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,303 P-UT. PUT! 379 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,566 TH-E. THE! 380 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,535 - Y-Y-YOU'RE DOING GOOD, CAPTAIN! 381 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,173 L-E-V-ER. 382 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,141 LEVER! 383 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,809 I CAN! - HE CAN! 384 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,077 - I CAN... 385 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,045 READ! 386 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,283 - THERE! 387 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,149 THE IMMUNITY RADIATION IS BEING FED 388 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,247 INTO THE BEACON. 389 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,388 THE REST IS UP TO YOU, DODGERS! 390 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,124 - TO INCREASE POWER, 391 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,188 USE SEQUENTIAL BUTTONS TO OVERRIDE 392 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,658 NUCLEAR POWER LIMITERS. 393 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,025 - HURRY, CAPTAIN! W-WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! 394 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,234 (BOOM) 395 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,626 - YOU'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF TIME! 396 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,798 HA HA HA! 397 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,698 - AND NOW, PUT THE LEVER IN THE "ON" POSITION. 398 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,519 - ALL PROTECTORATE CAPTAINS BEGIN THE INVASION OF THE SUN. 399 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,633 - AHEM. 400 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,055 THAT THING ABOUT INVADING THE SUN... 401 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,299 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT. 402 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:43,780 - INVASION OF THE SUN CANCELED. 403 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,354 - (GIGGLING) 404 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,824 UGH! THEY ACTUALLY DID IT! 405 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,682 - (GIGGLING) 406 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,891 (MOANING) 407 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,122 - ZEKE, I THINK OUR BODIES WAS JUST POSSESSED 408 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,118 BY A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN LIFE FORM! 409 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,660 - WHOO! 410 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,196 IT WAS EITHER THAT OR SOME WICKED SWAMP GAS, COOTER. 411 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,032 - (GIGGLING) 412 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,614 - BOB, ANY IDEA WHY WE'RE WEARING MATCHING OUTFITS? 413 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,075 - HOORAY! IT WORKED! 414 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,714 - NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU WASCALLY WARTHOG! 415 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,621 HA HA HA! 416 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,693 HUH? 417 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:30,122 - W-W-WHOA! 418 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,329 - AAH! 419 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,904 SHOULDN'T I BE HUNTING WABBITS? 420 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,833 (GIGGLING) 421 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,041 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 422 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,512 WE ARE ASSEMBLED HERE TO HONOR 423 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,072 THE SAVIORS OF BOTH EARTH AND MARS, 424 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,110 WITHOUT WHOM OUR PEOPLE WOULD BE DESTROYED. 425 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,147 - (CHEERING) 426 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:57,452 - W-W-WELL, I GUESS WE LEARNED SOME V-V-VALUABLE LESSONS TODAY 427 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,847 ABOUT CONQUERING OUR FEARS 428 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,519 AND THE VALUE OF A P-P-P-PROPER EDUCATION. 429 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,289 - THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS! 430 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,787 STAY IN SCHOOL, DON'T SASS YOUR ELDERS, 431 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,229 AND ALWAYS COLOR WITHIN THE LINES, 432 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,495 BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GOOD AND LUCKY, 433 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,404 YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 29116

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