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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:11,346 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:20,192 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:28,032 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:36,499 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:44,679 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:53,391 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:20,714 - AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 8 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,351 SAME GOOD OLD SHIP. 9 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,416 SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE. 10 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,155 SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE. 11 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,061 - GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 12 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:33,533 - SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH? 13 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,104 THIS IS STRANGE. 14 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,103 I'VE NEVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINGS 15 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,795 FOR THE CADET BEFORE. 16 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,096 IS IT WRONG? 17 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,836 YOU'RE NOT THE CADET. 18 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,135 HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT? 19 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,977 - THE OLD CADET WAS TRANSFERRED. 20 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,681 I'M HIS REPLACEMENT. 21 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,883 - I'LL MISS THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK. 22 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,405 - HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE? 23 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,521 - ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY? 24 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,223 - I THINK SO. - LET'S SEE. 25 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:01,155 HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH. 26 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,522 HMM, AND SKIN. 27 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:06,431 YES. I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE... 28 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,964 THIS. 29 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:08,998 PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 30 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,932 - HMM. 31 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,298 HERE. 32 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,566 - HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. 33 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,035 BUT YOU FORGOT SOME OF THE DETAILS. 34 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,244 SEE? 35 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,212 COME ON, CADET. 36 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,246 WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO. 37 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,612 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 38 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,180 ADD TWO DROPS OF SODIUM PHOSDAX. 39 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,094 NOW ADD 5 DROPS OF AMMONIUM SULFAX. 40 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,293 (5 DROPS) 41 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,257 HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS FALL FOR THAT ONE. 42 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,287 HA HA HA! 43 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,231 - GOOD JOKE, SIR. 44 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,410 - HA HA HA! AAH! 45 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,419 HA HA HA! 46 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,954 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 47 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,833 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 48 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,534 (TOILET FLUSHES) 49 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,667 AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME 50 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,135 WHEN I HAD TO FACE THE KLUNKINS. 51 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,974 I WAS RUNNING A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION 52 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,139 ON THE PLANET KLUNK 53 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,707 WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED FROM MY PARTY. 54 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,147 I LOOKED TO THE LEFT... KLUNKINS. 55 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,152 I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT... 56 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,213 MORE KLUNKINS! 57 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,482 SO I LEAPED... 58 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:40,790 IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS. 59 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,794 LANDED ON A LEDGE HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA 60 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,287 AND DREW MY WEAPON. 61 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,130 THEN THE HAIRY HORDE LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK! 62 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,397 - GRR! 63 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,965 - THEY WERE COMING AT ME FROM BOTH SIDES. 64 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,204 - ARR! 65 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,169 - WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? 66 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,667 SO I SPRANG HIGH INTO THE AIR 67 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,580 AND ELUDED THE SMELLY BRUTES. 68 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,552 I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING AND SWINGING, 69 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:08,622 LEAPING, KICKING, SKIPPING, BITING. 70 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,322 I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE. 71 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,931 (RIPPING) 72 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,999 BUT ALAS, THERE WERE TOO MANY. 73 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,304 - OH, DEAR. 74 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,996 - SO, THINKING QUICKLY, I CREATED A DIVERSION. 75 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,739 LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! 76 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,265 FREE ICE CREAM! 77 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,141 - FREE ICE CREAM! 78 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,578 - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 79 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,184 - YES, I DO. - YOU DO? 80 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,105 - SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, 81 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,151 YOU DRESSED UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING 82 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,886 AND SNUCK AWAY. 83 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,692 THEY NOW CALL THAT THE "DODGERS MANEUVER" 84 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,685 IN HONOR OF YOU. 85 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:52,657 THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY. 86 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,926 - YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL, 87 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,265 BUT MOST FELLAS DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT. 88 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,872 (WHISTLING) 89 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,903 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME OF THAT PRESSING... 90 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,940 UH, YOU KNOW... 91 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,314 - PROTECTORATE BUSINESS? - THAT'S IT. 92 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,044 - WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED A REPORT 93 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,608 THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET. 94 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,748 - SET A COURSE. - I ALREADY HAVE. 95 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,183 - WE'LL BE ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES. 96 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,348 - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD. 97 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,417 - YES, CAPTAIN. VERY, VERY GOOD. 98 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,429 - (SCREAMING) 99 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,207 - OH, GOODY. 100 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:49,618 WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME. 101 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,618 - ALL RIGHT, CADET. 102 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,616 STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES. 103 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,058 DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 104 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:04,898 - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's 105 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,625 AND MORE TOOTHPICKS. 106 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,670 (CRASH) 107 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,465 WHAT?! 108 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,596 - ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN. 109 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,641 CEASE AND DESIST. 110 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,536 - THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK 111 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,309 AND HIS LARD-FILLED LACKEY TO STOP ME. 112 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,548 - PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T TAKEN A GANDER 113 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:23,284 AT MY NEW SIDEKICK. 114 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,990 HUH? 115 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,660 - WHAT THE... 116 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,119 - HEY, COME ON. 117 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,361 PLEASE. 118 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,157 - SWEET SISTER! 119 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,799 - OK, I GET THE MESSAGE. 120 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,665 LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING OUT OF PROPORTION. 121 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,704 - DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN. 122 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:46,340 - ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US? 123 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,336 - TREE MURDERER! 124 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,478 - JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, 125 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,483 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 126 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,375 - I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! 127 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,418 - HEY, HEY, NICE PUN, CADET. 128 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,094 WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. 129 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,691 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY. 130 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:06,825 - IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW. 131 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,698 - WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM. 132 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,267 GOOD JOB, DODGERS. 133 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,935 - WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT. 134 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,035 - NEW CADET? 135 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,766 - YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD CADET? 136 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,181 - DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, 137 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,383 BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE... 138 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,245 - GRR! OOPS. 139 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,384 - HEY, YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL 140 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,279 WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS. 141 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,751 - OK, BUT ISN'T IT NICER THIS WAY? 142 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:34,921 JUST THE TWO OF US? 143 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,558 NOW I HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 144 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,164 NO INTERRUPTIONS. 145 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:41,495 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS. 146 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,332 - CADET AND CAPTAIN, ALL ALONE FOREVER. 147 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,667 TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY. 148 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,844 - HEY, LOOK! THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! 149 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:49,842 - HUH? 150 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,579 - THAT ONE NEVER FAILS. 151 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,047 I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE 152 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,751 AND READ OLD MAGAZINES WHILE SHE COOLS OFF. 153 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:05,254 - CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. 154 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,248 - (PANTING) 155 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,859 SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE 156 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,891 SHE'S A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. 157 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,356 - READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB? 158 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,797 - YIPE! 159 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,770 SHE'LL NEVER... 160 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,595 - READY FOR THE VALVE JOB? 161 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,485 - HMM. 162 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,200 NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. 163 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,962 - HYAH! 164 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,131 DODGERS. 165 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,114 AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT 166 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,241 FROM THE OTHER MEN I'VE STALKED. 167 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:03,937 ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT. 168 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,811 NOW YOU'LL END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. 169 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,892 - I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP. 170 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,962 - PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S SAFER IN HERE. 171 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,922 - ME, TOO. 172 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,304 - (MUMBLING) 173 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,203 - (SNIFFING) 174 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,841 - WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH OF PIG SWEAT. 175 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:40,578 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S...UP. 176 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,748 - (SCREAMING) 177 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,045 - HURRY, CAPTAIN. 178 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,485 (HISS) 179 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,289 - DON'T DO IT. 180 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:58,371 - I...MUST! 181 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,071 - EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT? 182 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,474 - IT'S...IT'S... 183 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,166 RABBIT STEW! 184 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,468 (SLURPING AND GULPING) 185 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,480 - DODGERS. 186 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,781 - QUICK, CADET... 187 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,753 TO THE EMERGENCY RECREATIONAL VEHICLE! 188 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,923 - WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT. 189 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,359 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW? 190 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,563 I FORGOT TO GRAB MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH. 191 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,396 - (GULP) 192 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,301 I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK. 193 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,003 - WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE 194 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,366 ONCE I SIC THE PROTECTORATE ON HER. 195 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,135 - OH, YEAH? 196 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:41,214 WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES OF UNREQUITED PASSION. 197 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,183 - ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ. 198 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,324 - WHAT?! AAH! 199 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,260 - WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN? 200 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,695 - I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS. I FOUND SOMEONE NEW. 201 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,966 YOU WERE JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH. 202 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,165 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 203 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,291 - INCREASE SPEED 170%. 204 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,324 BEGIN STRATEGIC COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. 205 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,419 - B-B-BEGINNING COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. 206 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,804 (ALARM BLARING) 207 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,372 - MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS. 208 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,810 - (GRUNTING) 209 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,484 - FULL REVERSE ENGINES! 210 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,981 - ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE! 211 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,923 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 212 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,292 - HOW'D WE DO, CADET? 213 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,224 - C-C-CAPTAIN, ALL 330,000 GALLONS 214 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,391 WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL. 215 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,059 - THE INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP 216 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,158 IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU'D IMAGINE, 217 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,900 BUT THAT'S LIFE ON THE CONDIMENT RUN. 218 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,385 WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT RACKET? 219 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,994 SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH TRANSPORTING THESE 220 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,857 WELL-TO-DO SLOBS ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS, 221 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,457 AND IT SURE AIN'T US. 222 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,898 YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT? 223 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:45,995 - UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD? 224 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,066 - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU 225 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,844 MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR. 226 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,913 - I-I SURE HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER 227 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:56,042 THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER. 228 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,988 - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. 229 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,864 WE HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH ANYWAY, 230 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,422 SO WE'RE JUST TAKING A FEW PAYING SAPS... 231 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,531 UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US. 232 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,563 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 233 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,528 THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING 234 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,467 ON A C-C-COMPLETELY UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE? 235 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,803 - WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY. 236 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:25,869 I PLACED AN AD IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE. 237 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,435 IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, 238 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,109 IT'S THE WAY A VAPID, SHALLOW MIND WORKS. 239 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,379 - B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN, 240 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,976 T-THERE'S GOT TO BE 300 PEOPLE HERE. 241 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,289 HOW ARE WE GONNA T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL? 242 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,891 - LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY, 243 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,493 AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER. 244 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,926 - GOOD WORK, DODGERS, ON THAT KETCHUP THING, 245 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,063 AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH. 246 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,698 - UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT ALL THE WAY? 247 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,104 - OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE 248 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,796 SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON THE MARTIANS. 249 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,968 YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 250 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,296 HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE. 251 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,640 - I THINK IT'LL BE QUITE PROFITABLE. 252 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,766 - OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS, HERE'S THE M-M-M... 253 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,911 HERE'S THE LOOT. 254 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,306 WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP. 255 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,777 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT MONEY? 256 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,345 - ALL WHAT MONEY? 257 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,324 - THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS. 258 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,524 - OH, THIS. 259 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,385 WELL, UH, WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY 260 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,794 FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH. 261 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,125 UH, RUN BY THE, UM... THE, UM... 262 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,261 SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS, UH, INDIGNATION. 263 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,998 - CHARITY WORK. VERY COMMENDABLE. 264 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,604 - YES. 'TIS. 265 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,065 - SAY, DIDN'T I SEE THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM? 266 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:31,135 - I'LL JUST KEEP THIS IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM? 267 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,914 - WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE. 268 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,884 - LISTEN HERE, TUBS. WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM, 269 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,376 OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SUSPICIOUS. 270 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,617 IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE, 271 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,522 WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS, 272 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,054 AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE WITH THE PASSENGERS, 273 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,120 WE'RE IN OUR CRUISE GUY COSTUMES. 274 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,289 - EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH? 275 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,961 SHALL WE SET SAIL? 276 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,669 - SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE. 277 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,472 - (CHEERING) 278 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,314 (HORN BLOWS) 279 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,255 - AND HERE'S YOUR D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY 280 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,198 AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR. 281 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,073 - I HOPE YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE 282 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,143 AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME LOTS OF FREE GUM. 283 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,308 SLOW DOWN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 284 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,243 - EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350, 285 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,351 AND THEN I PROMISED TO HELP THE ANDERSONS 286 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,383 GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP BACK ON TRACK 287 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,118 WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING, 288 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,523 AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS 289 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,424 WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP, 290 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,786 AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE 291 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,455 AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS TOGETHER. 292 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,094 - SOUNDS BORING. 293 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,689 - (LAUGHTER) 294 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,303 - HOWDY, FOLKS, I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS. 295 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,736 - HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN. 296 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,173 HARRY AND I ARE HERE 297 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,969 SO HARRY CAN RECOVER FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY. 298 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,712 HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS YOUR SCAR. 299 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,377 - YEAH. THAT'S NICE. GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW? 300 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,217 LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT ON A BIAS. 301 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,152 HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES PASTE. 302 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,948 - YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF IN THE JAR 303 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,460 THAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN? 304 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,821 - WELL, YES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FOR GLUING... 305 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,090 - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 306 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,459 NOW, I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE, 307 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,556 SO BEAR WITH ME. 308 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,127 WHAT IF YOU MADE FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE? 309 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,898 THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD, BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY. 310 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,237 BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM. 311 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,343 HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE? 312 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,235 NOW AVAILABLE IN STICKY STRAWBERRY, 313 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,837 GLUEY GRAPE, AND ADHERABLE ORANGE. 314 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,309 NOW, PUT YOURSELVES A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND... 315 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,520 HUH? 316 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,322 - D-D-DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT. 317 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,324 - OH, YEAH. THANKS. 318 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,486 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES 319 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,285 PRESENT THE LATEST IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT. 320 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,828 WE'RE SLOWING AND IN CLOSE TO MARS 321 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:12,834 SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT. 322 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,839 - (CHEERING) 323 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,112 - AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO. 324 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,542 (ALARM BLARING) 325 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:24,177 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM. 326 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,254 - THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET. 327 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,783 - B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF. 328 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,677 - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE? 329 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,720 - I'M PUTTING ON A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK. 330 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,156 - AH, MAGIC. 331 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,392 DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SET OFF THE ALARM?! 332 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,727 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! 333 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,731 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! 334 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,392 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! 335 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,274 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE, GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! 336 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,573 - DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS. 337 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,896 - UH, YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, 338 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,211 LIKE, NEXT WEEK? 339 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,283 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL-OUT WAR! 340 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,354 WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT? 341 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,818 - WHEN THE MARTIANS DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY 342 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,194 WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE, 343 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,053 THEY LAUNCHED AN ALL-OUT ATTACK. 344 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,291 STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING 345 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,226 THE ENTIRE ARMADA TO DEFEND EARTH. 346 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:22,540 - OH. WE NEED BACKUP, OR EARTH IS LOST. 347 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,311 - SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. 348 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:31,113 DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, OR EARTH IS DOOMED. 349 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,148 - IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED. 350 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,877 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING? 351 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950 - NO. 352 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,748 - JUST A LITTLE BIT? 353 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,215 AAH! 354 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,920 - STAY ON THEM, CENTURION. 355 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,561 - YES, COMMANDER. 356 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,626 - NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK. 357 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,166 - I'LL T-T-TRY AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES 358 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,102 IN FAKE CRUISES DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS. 359 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,238 - JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM. 360 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,280 - PLEASE, EVERYONE. REMAIN CALM. 361 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,712 R-R-REMAIN CALM. 362 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,346 - (CHEERING) 363 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,352 - WOW, A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. 364 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,824 THIS IS COOL. 365 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,621 - THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN IN DINING ROOM "C." 366 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,361 - TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS. 367 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,193 ATTENTION, PASSENGERS. 368 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,928 PLEASE ENJOY OUR SIMULATED EVASION 369 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,303 OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. 370 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,726 - WHOA! 371 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,670 - WHAT IS HE DOING? 372 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,311 CENTURION, ANALYZE DODGERS' MOVEMENTS 373 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,214 FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN. 374 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,676 - BEGINNING ANALYSIS. 375 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,814 - WANT TO FOLLOW ME INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN? 376 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,522 - AAH! 377 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,517 - DODGERS, THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE. 378 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,487 - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING. 379 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,757 - IT'S ALL UP TO... 380 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,694 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 381 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,239 - AAH! 382 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,402 - C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY. 383 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,439 - OK, BIG GUY. BLATHER AWAY. 384 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,451 - EARTH'S ARMADA HAS BEEN DEFEATED. 385 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,023 STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING TERMS OF SURRENDER. 386 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,293 - TELL HIM TO STALL. 387 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,991 I'VE GOT A PLAN. 388 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,595 - AAH! 389 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,073 - CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN? 390 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,706 - WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY. 391 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,714 - THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED 392 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,376 THAT A SINGLE PROTECTORATE VESSEL 393 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,505 WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT. 394 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,650 - WE'RE PICKING UP A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE. 395 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,676 I'VE DETERMINED IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE 396 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,951 OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP. 397 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,290 - OH, NO, AND I TOLD EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY 398 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,257 WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE. 399 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,786 WE MUST CALL OFF THE ATTACK ON EARTH 400 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,600 AND MAKE PEACE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 401 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,373 - HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST A CONGA LINE. 402 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,773 - YEAH, RIGHT. 403 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,579 - DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR PLAN WAS, IT WORKED. 404 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,682 THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED. 405 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,505 - IT WORKED? 406 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,254 - SO THE ANDERSONS ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER, 407 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,120 T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM HAS BEEN SAVED, 408 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,428 AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES. 409 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,532 OH, AND WE SOMEHOW M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH. 410 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,004 - AND I GET TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY. 411 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,003 - WELCOME HOME, HERO. 412 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,595 CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN. 413 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,567 I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU. 414 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,365 - AW, SHUCKS. IT WAS NOTHING. 415 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,907 - AND I MADE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS 416 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,482 SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC. 417 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,511 - YEAH, MY DON...DONATION? 418 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,077 - IT TOOK SOME DOING, 419 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,314 BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION 420 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,352 AND BROUGHT THEM IN FROM SHEBOYGAN. 421 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,162 - GO, QUICKLY. 422 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,393 - THAT WAS SWELL OF YOU, DODGERS. 423 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,728 - REALLY? 424 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,263 - AND IT COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME 425 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,597 FOR THE SISTERS AND THEIR ORPHANAGE. 426 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,732 - YEAH? 427 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,427 - NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 428 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,269 OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY... 429 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,274 FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE! 430 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,566 THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE! 431 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:19,808 WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? 432 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,742 - YEAH, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? 30232

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