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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:10,776 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:17,247 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:27,699 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:36,235 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:43,779 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:52,790 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,321 - GOOD EVENING, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 8 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,723 XANDOBLONDS, AND RADIATRIX, 9 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:29,255 AND WELCOME TO THE 23rd GREATER GORDOVIAN TALENT SEARCH. 10 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,863 - I HAVE A B-B-BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 11 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,825 - TONIGHT'S CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY 12 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,725 THE LADY ZORGA, 13 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,867 RULER OF THE GREATER GORDOVIAN PRINCIPALITIES. 14 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,043 OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS WILL BE VYING FOR 15 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,943 THE ULTIMATE GRAND PRIZE... 16 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:49,075 A RARE AND VALUABLE GORDOVIAN ENERGY CRYSTAL. 17 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:50,943 - (CROWD OOHs) 18 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,981 - AND IT GOES TO THE LUCKY WINNER 19 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,346 WHO BEST ENTERTAINS THE LADY ZORGA. 20 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:59,747 - WAIT TILL ZORGA THE BEAST CATCHES MY ACT. 21 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,490 THAT ENERGY THINGY IS IN THE BAG. 22 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,426 - GEE, I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN. 23 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:08,262 Z-Z-ZORGA HASN'T CRACKED A SMILE IN 23 YEARS. 24 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,629 - OH, YOUR HIGHNESS, 25 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,667 YOU ARE SURE TO WIN THE CRYSTAL FOR MARS. 26 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,843 - AND NOW, PROFESSOR LUGAR VON MAUSER 27 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:19,773 PERFORMING A DELIGHTFUL SELECTION FROM WAGNER. 28 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,010 - (APPLAUSE) 29 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:27,324 - (PLAYING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" ON CHEEKS) 30 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,179 - AAH! NO! 31 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,721 OH, OH, PLEASE! 32 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,715 NOT THE PANCREAS! 33 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:33,716 (SCREAMING) 34 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,717 - (LAUGHING) 35 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,088 NICE WORK, LOSER VON MAUSER! 36 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,728 PRETTY FUNNY, HUH? 37 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,763 YOU'RE STILL WORRIED, AREN'T YOU? 38 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,099 - A L-LITTLE. 39 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,003 - IT SEEMS LADY ZORGA DIDN'T APPRECIATE THE LAST ACT. 40 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:47,997 - (SNARLING) 41 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,568 - HA HA! 42 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,367 MAYBE OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WILL FARE BETTER. 43 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,840 SO, GIVE IT UP FOR THE QUEEN OF MARS! 44 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,179 - (CHEERING) 45 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:01,215 - THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR A FEW CHEAP LAUGHS. 46 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:04,182 MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME 47 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,722 WHEN I WAS IN PIGTAILS 48 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,587 MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME 49 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,427 OH 50 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:15,162 A MAN'S GONNA SWEET-TALK 51 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,629 AND GIVE YOU THE BIG EYE 52 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:22,968 BUT WHEN THE SWEET-TALK IS DONE 53 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,966 A MAN IS A TWO-FACED 54 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,178 A WORRISOME THING WHO'LL LEAVE YOU TO SING 55 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:32,612 THE BLUES IN THE NIGHT 56 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,320 NOW, THE RAIN IS A-FALLING 57 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:39,254 HEAR THE TRAIN A-CALLING 58 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,320 WHOO-WEE 59 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,719 MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME 60 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,291 HEAR THAT LONESOME WHISTLE 61 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,400 BLOWING 'CROSS THE TRESTLE 62 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,703 WHOO-WEE 63 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,925 MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME 64 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,641 DA HOO WEE DA HOO WEE 65 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,574 A CLICKETY-CLACK AND ANSWERING BACK 66 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,080 THE BLUES 67 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,352 IN THE NIGHT 68 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:07,422 FROM NATCHEZ TO MOBILE 69 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:10,221 FROM MEMPHIS TO ST. JOE 70 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:15,064 WHEREVER THE 4 WINDS BLOW 71 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,662 I'VE BEEN IN SOME BIG TOWNS 72 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,855 AND HEARD ME SOME BIG-TALKING 73 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:25,398 BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I KNOW 74 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,896 A MAN'S TWO-FACED 75 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:31,268 A WORRISOME THING WHO'LL LEAVE YOU TO SING 76 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:35,209 THE BLUES 77 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,405 IN THE NIGHT 78 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,579 - (WOLF WHISTLES) 79 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:46,548 - OOH 80 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,664 - OH, LOVELY. OH! 81 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,889 - W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 82 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,161 - BEFORE WE LEFT EARTH, 83 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,968 I BORROWED A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM OLD I.Q. HI. 84 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,302 - B-BORROWED? 85 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,398 DON'T YOU MEAN S-STOLE? 86 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,370 - SUCH ACCUSATORY VERBIAGE. 87 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,378 WITH THIS ELECTROMATIC PHASE WAVE TRANSDUCIFIER, 88 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,941 I CAN REACH BACK IN TIME TO "BORROW" 89 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,250 THE GREATEST SINGING VOICE OF ALL TIME... 90 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:17,123 THE VELVET PIPES OF TOM JONES! 91 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:20,124 - ALL THIS STEALING IS GONNA L-LEAD TO TROUBLE. 92 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,117 - I'M NOT STEALING NOTHING. 93 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,189 WE'LL JUST SWAP VOICES... 94 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,357 TEMPORARILY. 95 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,796 NOW PREPARE FOR ELECTRO-MAGIC! 96 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,836 (SHOW TUNES PLAYING) 97 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:41,678 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 98 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,582 - COME IN. - MR. JONES? 99 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,884 TWO MINUTES TO CURTAIN. 100 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:45,905 - OH, THANKS. 101 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,279 - IT'S WORKING. 102 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,477 - DO, RE, MI, FA, SOL, LA, TI, DO 103 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,351 THE FANS ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TONIGHT. 104 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,361 OH! 105 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:59,433 DO, TI, LA, SOL, FA, MI, RE, DO 106 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,793 - S-SUCCESS? 107 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,431 - (JONES' VOICE) WHAT'S NEW, PIGGY-CAT? 108 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,626 - OHH! 109 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,368 (DODGER'S VOICE) THAT'S SOME STRONG TEA. 110 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,544 EEP! 111 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,901 SWEET SHADES OF JULIE ANDREWS! 112 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:10,940 MY VOICE! 113 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,014 - YOU'RE ON, MR. JONES! 114 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,584 - AND NOW, DUCK DODGERS! 115 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:25,450 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE 116 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:30,959 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE 117 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:36,134 BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE 118 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:41,196 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY 119 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,398 I WANT TO DIE 120 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,140 - OOH! - OH! 121 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:48,244 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO GO OUT AT ANY TIME 122 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,738 - (PURRING) 123 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,880 BUT WHEN I SEE YOU OUT AND ABOUT 124 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,945 IT'S SUCH A CRIME 125 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:59,245 IF YOU SHOULD EVER WANT TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE 126 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,389 - (SCREAMING) 127 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,464 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL 128 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,993 IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY 129 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,158 NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY 130 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:12,968 YOU FIND IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME 131 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,643 AND LOVE WILL NEVER DO 132 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:18,413 WHAT YOU WANT IT TO 133 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,442 WHY CAN'T THIS CRAZY LOVE 134 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:26,579 BE MINE? 135 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:42,797 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE MAD WITH ANYONE 136 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:48,043 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE SAD WITH ANYONE 137 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:53,071 BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT YOU'VE CHANGED AT ANY TIME 138 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:57,880 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO FIND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 139 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,505 WHOA OH OH OH, WHOA OH 140 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,481 WHOA WHOA 141 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,250 - CHECK IT OUT! 142 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,247 WHAT DO YOU SAY, LADY ZORGA? 143 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,489 - HEE HEE HEE! 144 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,285 ME LIKEY! 145 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,186 - DUCK DODGERS WINS! 146 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,758 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET? 147 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,486 THE DUCK TAKES IT ALL. 148 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:17,102 I HAVE THE BEST VOICE IN THE GALAXY. 149 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,934 - Y-YOU HAVE THE BEST VOICE IN THE GALAXY? 150 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,340 - WELL, I GUESS I BETTER NOT GET TOO USED TO IT. 151 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:25,872 LET'S JUST COLLECT MY RICHLY DESERVED GRAND PRIZE. 152 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,139 UGH! 153 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,208 - GIVE TO ME LARGE KISS! 154 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,648 MMM! 155 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,183 - CADET, PLEASE ADVISE. 156 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,417 - I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S TIME TO START RUNNING. 157 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:40,453 - (SCREAMING) 158 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,420 - COME BACK TO ME, LOVEY DUCK! 159 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:47,600 - QUICK, CADET, INTO THAT BROOM CLOSET! 160 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,801 I THINK WE GAVE ZORGAZILLA THE SLIP. 161 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:55,303 - ZORGA WANT PERSONAL PERFORMANCE! 162 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,538 - (SCREAMING) 163 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,165 - WE WANT TOM JONES! 164 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,109 WE WANT TOM JONES! 165 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,654 - WELL, I GUESS IT'S BACK TO THE COAL MINES. 166 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,622 - THAT'S YOUR CUE! 167 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:12,022 - (CHEERING) 168 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:17,455 - (DODGERS' VOICE) IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE 169 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:23,064 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE 170 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:27,940 BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE 171 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:33,311 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY 172 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,683 I WANT TO DIE 173 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,077 - WE GOTTA FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO HIDE! 174 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,317 THE GARBAGE CAN! 175 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,892 QUICK, DIVE INTO THAT COFFEE CUP! 176 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,393 NIMBLE LITTLE BEHEMOTH, ISN'T SHE? 177 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,215 - YOU ARE MINE, CROONING DUCK. 178 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,731 - BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU MAY LIKE EVEN BETTER. 179 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,434 A BROWNIE. 180 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,426 - CHOCOLATE! 181 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,268 - FETCH, JENNY CRAIG! 182 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,974 - YUMMY, YUMMY! 183 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,149 - Y-YOU HAD AN EXPLOSIVE BROWNIE IN YOUR POCKET? 184 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:16,582 - THE CHEESE DANISH WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER HEAD OFF. 185 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,350 - WHY CAN'T THIS CRAZY LOVE 186 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:23,059 BE MINE? 187 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:27,563 - MAYBE THE LIBERACE MUSEUM IS STILL OPEN. 188 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,157 - TIME TO SWAP VOICES AGAIN. 189 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:37,065 BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT YOU CHANGED AT ANY TIME 190 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,337 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL 191 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,336 (JONES' VOICE) TO FIND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 192 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,949 WHOA OH OH OH, WHOA OH 193 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,123 OH WHOA, PHEW! 194 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,051 FOR A MINUTE THERE, I STARTED TO SOUND LIKE DAFFY DUCK. 195 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,349 - IT WORKED! 196 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,890 I GOT MY VOICE BACK! 197 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,655 TIME TO COLLECT THIS ENERGY DOODAD 198 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,994 AND SKEDDADDLE. 199 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:02,758 - BUT FIRST YOU SING TO ME ONE MORE SONG! 200 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,200 - UH, SORRY, THERE. 201 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,574 UM, SHOW'S OVER. 202 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,232 - SING. 203 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,570 - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 204 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,195 3 LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE 205 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,340 PERT AS A SCHOOL GIRL WELL CAN BE 206 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,005 FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GIRLISH GLEE 207 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,884 3 LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL 208 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,613 - CLASS DISMISSED. 209 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,477 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 210 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,077 - ADIOS, PANCREAS. 211 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,353 OW! OH! OW! 212 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,247 WAIT! OW! OW! OH! 213 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,289 BITING! OH! OH! 214 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,542 - YUMMY. 215 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,876 - HEY, DOC? 216 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,041 MIGHT I HAVE ONE OF YOUR FROZEN TREATS? 217 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,010 - I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED 218 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,009 THE LAST TIME I TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE 219 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,521 ONE OF MY DELICIOUS NOVELTIES. 220 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,223 I FOUND YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH 221 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,485 COVERED IN CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM BAR WRAPPERS, 222 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,093 EMPTY BOXES EVERYWHERE! 223 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,455 - I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO BRING THAT UP ANYMORE. 224 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,994 - I'M SORRY, DODGERS, 225 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:10,059 BUT YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC. 226 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,300 I'VE HIDDEN MY STASH OF FROZEN TASTIES. 227 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,425 - NO! 228 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,200 - YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF. 229 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,408 FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL HAVE TO USE THE MACHINES. 230 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,311 - CONSIDER YOURSELF UNINVITED TO MY SUMMER COTILLION. 231 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,946 THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER, YOU STUPID MACHINE! 232 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,518 NO FROSTY CONFECTIONS FOR ME. 233 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,457 UNLESS I CAN FIND OLD I.Q.'s SECRET STASH. 234 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,738 SWEET ESKIMO PIES! 235 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,207 A FROZEN BOY! 236 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,954 TRAPPED IN ICE FOR 300 YEARS. 237 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,417 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, KIDDO, 238 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,515 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 239 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,917 I KNOW AS ONLY I CAN KNOW... 240 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,560 TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM! 241 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,455 AYE, THERE'S THE RUB. 242 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,527 FEAR NOT, MY LITTLE ICICLE. 243 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,466 I SHALL MELT YOU FROM YOUR FROZEN SLUMBER. 244 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,602 PREPARE TO BE AWAKENED, 245 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,811 TO BREATHE AGAIN, 246 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,543 TO FEEL THE SPRING RAIN 247 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,007 BRACE AGAINST THINE GENTLE CONTINENCE. 248 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,977 YE SHALL LIVE AGAIN, MY BOY! 249 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,230 WHAT DO YOU KNOW... IT WORKED! 250 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,732 I'M A DADDY! 251 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,634 (GLASS BREAKS) 252 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,367 SONNY, YOU'RE ALIVE! 253 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,802 AND I AM YOUR PAPA! 254 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,998 - OH. 255 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,009 - OH, MY LITTLE WOODEN-HEAD, 256 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,971 NOW WE ARE FAMILY. 257 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,180 ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU GO AND PLAY 258 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,412 WHILE PAPA CLEANS UP THIS HUGE MESS. 259 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,862 - (SNARLS) 260 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,094 - KIDS CAN BE SO MESSY. 261 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,633 WOW! A SUSAN B. ANTHONY DOLLAR! 262 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,466 EL DORADO! 263 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,537 I.Q.'s MOTHER LODE! 264 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,536 THANKS, SONNY. 265 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,077 DADDY LIKEY. 266 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,678 THERE HE GOES, MY LITTLE MAN... 267 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,990 ALREADY LEAVING THE NEST. 268 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,623 BE FREE, MY SON! 269 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,499 - SOMEONE HAS STOLEN EARTH'S MAGNETIC CORE. 270 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,466 FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORMS, EARTHQUAKES, FLOODS, 271 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,635 AND I CAN'T GET MY PARKING CARD TO WORK! 272 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,935 - S-SOUNDS PRETTY BAD. 273 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,937 - WE NEED YOU TO INVESTIGATE. 274 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,879 THE ENTIRE PLANET IS COUNTING ON YOU. 275 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,084 DON'T LET US...WHOA! 276 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,916 OH, EARTHQUAKE! 277 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,353 WHOA! 278 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,617 - YOU HEARD THE MAN. INVESTIGATE! 279 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,261 - WHAT KIND OF FIEND WOULD STEAL MARS' MAGNETIC CORE? 280 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,755 - SOMEONE WITH A GIANT REFRIGERATOR? 281 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,759 YOU KNOW, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS? 282 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,671 HA HA HA, OH. 283 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,143 - I NEED REAL ANSWERS, 284 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,602 NOT BAD JOKES ABOUT GIANT APPLIANCES. 285 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,540 WHOA! OOF! 286 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,677 YOU MUST CORRECT THIS COSMIC DISTURBANCE 287 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,452 BEFORE MARS IS DESTROYED. 288 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,418 - I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU, MY QUEEN. 289 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,159 - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, I FOUND SOMETHING. 290 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,998 C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? 291 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,603 - (SNORING) 292 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,625 - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS! 293 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,000 - WHA? 294 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,569 - I'VE TRACKED DOWN THE MAGNETIC SIGNATURE 295 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,867 TO A TRACTOR BEAM STATION B-BETWEEN HERE AND MARS. 296 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,639 - NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS WHOLE MAGNETIC CAPER. 297 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,649 - Y-YOU MIGHT WANT TO... 298 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,851 (LAUGHS) 299 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,083 - (LAUGHS) 300 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,402 - (SCREAMING) 301 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,077 - (SCREAMING) 302 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,649 - HELP US, DODGERS! 303 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,660 THE EARTH HAS BEEN PULLED OUT OF ORBIT 304 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,092 AND IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH MARS! 305 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,729 - I HOPE YOUR HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE IS PAID UP. 306 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,036 NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S BEHIND ALL THIS. 307 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,278 HA, I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG! 308 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,354 IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS HIM. 309 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,383 - AH. 310 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,277 SOMEONE I CAN REASON WITH. 311 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,949 - DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT WE'VE GOT COMPANY. 312 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,121 - OH, NO. 313 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,429 B-BABY-FACED MOONBEAM. 314 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,761 - I THOUGHT HE WAS IN CRYO-SUSPENSION. 315 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,857 - NAH! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY MIXED UP. 316 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,700 THAT'S SONNY... MY LITTLE BOY... 317 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,366 I FOUND IN THE FREEZER AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. 318 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,366 - SIR, THAT'S B-BABY-FACED MOONBEAM, 319 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,339 ONE OF THE MOST FIENDISH CRIMINALS 320 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,737 THE SOLAR SYSTEM HAS EVER KNOWN. 321 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,248 HE WAS FROZEN 300 YEARS AGO FOR HIS CRIMES, 322 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,982 AND IT SEEMS YOU'VE REVIVED HIM 323 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,117 TO ONCE AGAIN WREAK HAVOC. 324 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,353 - OH, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE MISTAKEN 325 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,288 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE WAY I RAISED HIM. 326 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,055 - B-BUT, SIR, DON'T YOU SEE... 327 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,293 - EXCUSE ME WHILE I CLEAR UP 328 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,788 THIS UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDING. 329 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,468 - I-IT LOOKS LIKE EARTH AND MARS ARE DOOMED. 330 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,306 - WHAT WOULD DODGERS DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS? 331 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,284 - C-CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 332 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,912 - HMM, WELL, YOU KNOW, 333 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,107 I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE TO TRY A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH. 334 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,094 - SON, DO YOU THINK I CAN TALK TO YOU? 335 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,823 - (GROWLS) 336 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,388 - I HOPE I'M NOT... 337 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,316 INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. 338 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,831 IT'S JUST THAT... 339 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,402 WELL, I'VE BEEN HEARING SOME NASTY RUMORS THAT... 340 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,401 JUST TELL ME THEIR LIES AREN'T TRUE! 341 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,133 YOU'RE STILL DADDY'S LITTLE BABY BOY, AREN'T YOU? 342 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,602 - GRRR! 343 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,470 LOOK! 344 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,138 FIRST OFF, I'M NOT A BABY BOY! 345 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,878 I'M JUST VERTICALLY IMPAIRED! 346 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,083 SECONDLY, 347 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,484 I'M AN EVIL CRIMINAL MASTERMIND 348 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,947 WHO HOLDS DOMINION OVER ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCES! 349 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,617 (LAUGHS) 350 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,755 AND THIRDLY, YOU, IN AN IDIOTIC DISPLAY 351 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,733 OF EMOTIONAL SELF-GRATIFICATION, 352 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,031 HAVE SET LOOSE AN UNHOLY TERROR UPON THE GALAXY. 353 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,925 AND, LET'S SEE, DID I FORGET SOMETHING? 354 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,999 OH, YES. 355 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,698 I EVEN TRIED TO KILL YOU. 356 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,700 - (GASPS) 357 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,711 NO! 358 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,572 I AM YOUR FATHER! 359 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,246 - (LAUGHING) 360 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,560 (GROWLING) 361 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,185 - CADET, IF MOONBEAM'S POWER 362 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,532 IS PULLING OUR PLANETS OUT OF ORBIT... 363 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,797 - T-THEN A SUDDEN REVERSAL OF M-MAGNETIC POLARITY... 364 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,697 - SHOULD PROVIDE A RATHER LARGE SHOCK TO HIS SYSTEM. 365 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,971 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, M-MARTIAN. 366 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,310 - (GROWLING) 367 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:18,046 ENOUGH! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS FOOLISH SQUABBLE. 368 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,217 I HAVE WORLDS TO DESTROY! 369 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,058 - DID I OVERDO IT WITH THE TOUGH LOVE? 370 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,094 (SCREAMING) 371 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,598 - (LAUGHING) 372 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,601 - INITIATING POWER SHUTDOWN. 373 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:37,665 - REVERSING MAGNETIC POLARITY. 374 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,207 - HA HA HA HA! 375 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,412 HUH? 376 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,781 - THE ORBIT'S STABILIZING! 377 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,850 HE DID IT! 378 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,888 - YES! - YES! 379 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,864 - UH-OH. 380 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,864 - TOO MUCH POWER! 381 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,057 - WHOA! 382 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,300 - THIS GENERATOR STATION IS APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS. 383 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,297 - THEN GO! 384 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,698 G-GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP! 385 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,509 - YOU HAVE PERFORMED HONORABLY, CADET. 386 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,481 - NO! 387 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,106 - (SCREAMING) 388 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,320 - EVAPORATE. 389 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,693 - YEOW! 390 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,722 - NO! 391 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,326 - THE EARTH IS BACK INTO ITS REGULAR ORBIT. 392 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,799 L-LOOKS LIKE WE SAVED THE DAY AGAIN, CAPTAIN. 393 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,068 - AND MOONBEAM? 394 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,895 - N-NO SIGN OF HIM. 395 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,041 - YOU KNOW, CADET, 396 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,775 FOR A MINUTE, HE WASN'T JUST A DIMINUTIVE MADMAN 397 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,881 WITH FREAKISH POWERS OVER MAGNETIC ENERGY. 398 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,454 FOR A MINUTE... 399 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,583 HE WAS FAMILY. 400 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,843 - FATHER! 26881

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