Original subtitles

FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

(SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

(GROWLING)

A GIANT MONSTER IS ATTACKING THE CITY. OH, NO!

(GROWLING)

HEY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE COMPLETELY MISSED ME.

(ROARING)

SECOND TIME'S A CHARM.

(ROARING)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

- MANINSUIT!

- MANINSUIT! MANINSUIT! MANINSUIT!

(ROARING)

- BUT LOOK!

- IT IS I! RIKKI ROUNDHOUSE!

ROBOTIC CHILD OF YORE OF THE PLANET NIPPONO!

LEAVE OUR PEACE-LOVING PLANET ALONE

TO PROSPER AND MANUFACTURE HIGH-QUALITY ELECTRONICS.

(ROARING)

STOP ALL THIS DESTRUCTIVE MAYHEM, MANINSUIT.

(ROARING)

I AM NOT KIDDING, AND YOU ARE MISTAKEN

IF YOU THINK THAT I AM KIDDING.

(ROARING)

THEN SAMPLE MY ATOMIC NEW ROBOTIC POWER.

DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I WAS SAYING TO YOU?

MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE YOUR EARS A GOOD SOLID CLEANING, HUH?

(ROARING)

HUH?

UHH!

- MANINSUIT HAS CAPTURED RIKKI IN A CLOUD OF ISOMETRIC SMOKE!

- OH, NO! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED IN A CLOUD OF ISOMETRIC SMOKE!

- HA HA HA!

- HMM. IF MANINSUIT IS UNSTOPPABLE,

WHO WILL SAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET?

(RUMBLING) OH.

- LOOK!

IT IS A GIANT MECHANICAL DUCK, OR SOMETHING.

- ALL RIGHT, GIANT MECHANICAL CADET.

THERE'S THE UGLY BEAST.

- (STUTTERING) LET'S GET HIM.

- YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT

OF MY GIANT MECHANICAL HEAD.

PREPARE FOR TRANSMOGRIFICATION.

- ALL PREPARED.

- ENGAGE THE TRANSDUCIFIER.

- ENGAGING TRANSDUCI... TRANSDUCIFI...

SWITCHING ON THE CHANGEY BUTTON.

- THE GIANT MECHANICAL PIG HAS TRANSFORMED

INTO A POWERFUL GUN-LIKE THING!

- AND THE GIANT MECHANICAL DUCK IS TRANSFORMED INTO...

IT'S JUST A HAND.

- NOT JUST ANY HAND, BUT A POWERFUL HAND OF JUSTICE.

- STILL LOOKS JUST LIKE A HAND TO ME.

- POWER UP, CADET.

- (STUTTERING) POWERING UP.

- I'M TARGETING THE MONSTER.

TARGETING COMPLETE.

- WE'VE REACHED MAXIMUM CAPACITY.

- READY, AIM, FIRE!

- STOP!

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

- OH, YEAH, I DO.

I'M GOING TO FRY SIGMUND OVER THERE.

- BUT MANINSUIT IS BEING CONTROLLED

BY SOME MYSTERIOUS OUTSIDE SOURCE.

HE IS NORMALLY A PEACEFUL AND GENTLE CREATURE.

- YEAH. HE'S A REGULAR MOTHER TERESA.

- OH, MOST HONORABLE GIANT MECHANICAL DUCK,

PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MANINSUIT!

- (STUTTERING) THE ROBOT KID MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING.

I'VE DETECTED A REMOTE BRAIN WAVE SIGNAL

COMING FROM A NEARBY ASTEROID FIELD.

- PLEASE HURRY, BEFORE MANINSUIT DESTROYS THE CITY.

- YEAH, I GUESS WE SHOULD, HUH?

- OTHERWISE, RENTING THESE GIANT MECHANICAL SUITS

WOULD BE A TOTAL WASTE OF PROTECTORATE FUNDING.

- WELL, ONE OF US SHOULD PROBABLY GO DESTROY THE SIGNAL

WHILE THE OTHER STAYS HERE TO STOP THE BIG, UGLY MONSTER.

- OK, SOUNDS GOOD.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

- OH, EITHER ONE'S FINE WITH ME.

- HOW ABOUT THE GIANT PIG COMES WITH ME

WHILE THE DUCK STAYS HERE?

- IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

- I'M COOL WITH THAT.

- STOP! TOO MUCH TALK AND NOT ENOUGH ACTION.

- (STUTTERING) YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, KID.

- BYE-BYE. SEE YA.

(ROARING)

- ALL RIGHT, YOU FAKE-LOOKING, RUBBER-SUITED GOON.

CEASE AND DESIST ALL CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES!

(ROARING)

- NO RESPECT FOR THE LAW, EH?

THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET TOUGH.

- HA HA!

- HUH?

- HA!

(CRASH)

(COW MOOS)

- AAH! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!

OF ALL THE STUPID...I MEAN,

WHO WOULD PUT A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

RIGHT THERE BY THE OCEAN?

ALL RIGHT, THERE, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL,

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS A WRESTLER IN HIGH SCHOOL,

AND ALTHOUGH I WAS SCRAWNY,

I MADE UP FOR IT WITH BITING AND HAIR-PULLING.

(SCREAMING)

- WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

HEY, THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE!

I'M GLAD WE UPGRADED FROM THE ECONOMY MODEL.

(ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

LOOKS LIKE THAT SUIT IS KEEPING HIM BUSY.

I WONDER HOW THE CADET'S DOING.

- (STUTTERING) WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE ASTEROID FIELD.

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, RIKKI.

- NOW WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS BEHIND THIS SINISTER SCHEME.

- MY REMOTE BRAIN WAVE AGITATOR

IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

SOON, MANINSUIT WILL HAVE DESTROYED

ALL OF NIPPONO'S MANUFACTURING PLANTS,

MAKING MARS ELECTRONICS NUMBER ONE IN THE GALAXY.

- SIR, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

- UH, UH, UM, YOU SEE, I WAS TALKING TO THEM,

OUT THERE, IN THE DARKNESS.

- O.K.

(ROARING)

- IF ONLY MANINSUIT WOULD USE HIS ENORMOUS POWERS FOR GOOD.

OH, NO! MANINSUIT IS HEADING AWAY FROM THE CITY

AND TOWARD THAT GIANT TRASH DUMP.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

(ROARING)

- LOOK, SON. HE'S COMPACTING ALL THAT GARBAGE

INTO A USEFUL AND BENEFICIAL MULCH.

- NOT ON MY WATCH, MISTER.

- ALMOST THERE.

(BEEPING)

- COMMANDER, INTERLOPERS.

- ACTIVATE THE SEEKER MINES.

- WE HAVE FALLEN INTO A DIABOLICAL TRAP!

- EVASIVE MANEUVERS.

- SERPENTINE!

- (STUTTERING) WATCH OUT, RIKKI.

- I AM WATCHING!

- HA HA HA HA! THIS IS WORKING PERFECTLY!

- HE BELIEVES HE HAS SOME SORT OF AN AUDIENCE WATCHING HIM.

- SERPENTINE TO THE EXTREME!

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING?

- (STUTTERING) I THINK SO.

- LET'S SEND THESE BABIES HOME.

- (STUTTERING) WITH PLEASURE.

- WHAT ARE THOSE ROBOTS GIGGLING ABOUT? HUH?

- I THINK YOU LOST SOMETHING. HA HA.

- YAAH!

(ROARING)

- AWW.

- AH, LOOK! MANINSUIT HAS BECOME DOCILE AND CHILDLIKE.

- HOORAY!

- AWW.

- NIPPONO IS SAVED! OH!

- IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY HAND OF JUSTICE,

HOW ABOUT THESE FISTS OF VENGEANCE?

- HUH?

- HEADS UP, CHOWDERHEAD.

HUH? UHH!

- HE'S PUMMELING OUR BELOVED MANINSUIT! HALT!

- NOT SO TOUGH NOW THAT THE TABLES ARE TURNED, HUH?

- UHH! UHH!

- SO YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS?

- UHH! UHH!

- MAKE HIM STOP HITTING MANINSUIT!

(MOANING)

- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- YOU CAN DISH IT OUT, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT?

- (STUTTERING) CAPTAIN DODGERS,

WE DESTROYED THE SIGNAL THAT WAS CONTROLLING MANINSUIT.

- HE HAS RETURNED TO HIS NORMAL STATE OF EXTREME GENTLENESS.

- GEE, THAT'S GREAT.

- SUCKER PUNCH! - UHH!

- UM, UH, UH, UH, CAPTAIN? OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

- YES, OUR WORK HERE IS DONE,

BUT IN ANOTHER WAY, IT WILL NEVER BE DONE.

WHENEVER YOU SEE A GIANT RUBBER MONSTER ATTACKING A CITY,

I'LL BE THERE.

WHENEVER YOU SEE A COP BEATING UP OLD LADIES,

I'LL BE THERE.

WHENEVER YOU SEE A KID CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP

BECAUSE HIS TEMPER TANTRUM

DIDN'T YIELD A NEW VIDEO GAME,

I'LL BE THERE.

JUST CALL MY NAME AND I'LL BE THERE.

- HEY, CAPTAIN, WHERE'S YOUR GIANT MECHANICAL SUIT?

- OH, THAT.

WELL, IT KIND OF GOT ALL DESTROYED IN THE FRACAS.

- (STUTTERING) BUT YOU KNOW I PUT THAT RENTAL ON MY CREDIT...

I CHARGED IT.

- I GUESS THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE TO NOT BEING CREDITWORTHY.

WINK, WINK.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CHATTERING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

OH, K9, EVERY DAY, IT'S THE SAME OLD THING.

PURSUIT, BLAST, DESTROY. PURSUIT, BLAST, DESTROY.

HOW NICE TO SPEND A RELAXING WEEKEND HUNTING FOR A CHANGE.

COME ON, BOY.

- (PANTING)

OH!

- (GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

- COME ON, BOY. FLUSH OUT SOME GAME.

- (SNIFFING)

- OH, HOW I LOVE TO SURPRISE

UNSUSPECTING LITTLE CREATURES.

HA HA HA HA.

- (GROWLING)

- (SNIFFING AND GROWLING)

- THE MOSQUITOES SURE ARE BIG THIS YEAR.

K9? K9?

OH, WHERE DID THAT SILLY DOG GO?

- (GROWLING)

- HUH?

- (GROWLING)

- (WHIMPERING)

- (GROWLING)

- AH, FINALLY.

MEAT ON THE WING.

(GROWLING)

(YELPING)

- UHH!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HAD A PERFECT SHOT.

- (GROWLING)

- NOW HELP ME...WHOA!

YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED AWAY.

HELP ME! (MUFFLED SPEECH)

ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS FUN,

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT ME DOWN!

I SAID PUT ME DOWN!

- UH-UH. UH-UH.

- SEE HERE, YOU MONGREL,

I'M GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER!

PUT ME DOWN!

WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!

- UHH! (GROWLING)

- WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!

UHH.

OOH!

- (MOANING)

- K9, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY.

WE CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A WEWAXING...

I MEAN, A RELAXING WEEKEND OF HUNTING, DIDN'T WE?

- (GROWLING)

- PLEASE TRY AND LIMIT THE UNEXPECTED FIASCOES.

OH, MY.

EITHER BUSBY BERKELEY PLANTED THIS FOREST,

OR I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.

- (GROWLING)

- THIS IS ALL RATHER CURIOUS.

HMM. TERMITES. COME ON, BOY.

- (WHIMPERING)

- OH, K9.

- (GROWLING)

- ARE YOU FINISHED? FIND ME SOME BIRDS.

(SNIFFLING AND GROWLING)

HA HA! NOW FLUSH THEM OUT FOR ME.

- ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

- PERFECT.

STEADY.

AIM...FIRE!

HO-HO! WE GOT ONE!

- MMM, BOY! DRUMSTICKS TONIGHT!

NOW GO AND RETRIEVE IT.

- HMM. (SNARLING)

- ATTA...BOY.

- (GROWLING)

- OH-HO-HO, GOODY. NOW HAND IT OVER.

- (PTUI)

- WE'LL SAVE THAT FOR GRAVY.

OH, HE'S QUITE A SPECIMEN.

DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BAGGED ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

- HUH? (WHIMPERING)

- K9! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(GRUNTING)

- (GROWLING)

- YOU'RE GETTING IT ALL DROOLY!

(BEEPING)

AAH!

- HUH?

(BEEPING)

- UH.

(CHOMP)

- GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW.

- UH-UH. (GULP)

(PANTING)

- YOU GREEDY ANIMAL.

I HOPE YOU GET HEARTBURN.

COME BACK HERE, YOU RASCALLY RODENT!

- (GROWLING)

- OH.

- NOW WHERE DID THAT LITTLE FUZZBUTT GO?

(BARKING)

MAYBE THAT DISOBEDIENT CUR PICKED HIM UP.

THAT MUTT IS NEVER AROUND WHEN I NEED HIM.

(TRAP SNAPS SHUT)

- (GROWLING)

- HUH?

HEY!

OOH-UHH-UHH-OOH!

- GOOD HEAVENS. A TRAP!

COULD IT BE THERE'S A MORE VICIOUS MARAUDER AROUND HERE?

- (GROWLING)

- AH! A FELLOW OUTDOORSMAN, IT SEEMS.

YIKES! AAH! HELP!

HEY, WHY AM I RUNNING?

AFTER ALL, I'M ARMED.

THEN AGAIN, RUNNING IS GOOD FOR THE CIRCULATION.

- DON'T BLAME ME.

THE MARTIAN GETS ONE SOLO CARTOON A SEASON.

- (STUTTERING) YOUR MOCHA CAPPUCCINO, CAPTAIN.

- YOU FORGOT MY BISCOTTI.

- (WHIMPERING) AAH!

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING) UH-OH!

- (GROWLING)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

- I DO HOPE HE SHOOTS ME BEFORE HE MOUNTS ME.

- WHOOOAAA!

- (GROWLING)

- WHOA!

- (GROWLING)

- YOU KNOW, K9, I PREFER TO KEEP MY ENEMIES

OF THE FEATHERED VARIETY.