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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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- (LAUGHING)
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- WHEE!
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WHOA!
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- THE FEARLESS SPACE CAPTAIN
IS OUT OF BOTH TIME AND LUCK.
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HE COMMANDS HIS CREW
TO GIVE HIM MORE POWER!
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- OH, CAPTAIN,
I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE HAS.
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- WELL, IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
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- SIR, THE ENEMY
IS CHARGING THEIR WEAPONS.
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- IN A LAST-DITCH ATTEMPT
TO SAVE HIS SHIP,
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THE CAPTAIN FIRES HIS
LAST REMAINING BLUNDER BOB!
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- BLUNDER AWAY!
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- AH, MY VACATION HOME
IS FINALLY FINISHED.
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A PLACE WHERE I CAN
ESCAPE MY 9:00 TO 5:00
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AND ENJOY SOME SOLACE
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IN THE PEACEFUL
BOUNTY OF NATURE.
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DODGERS.
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- (LAUGHING)
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- ONCE AGAIN,
THE GALAXY IS SAVED BY...
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DUMB DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY!
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- (LAUGHING)
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- N-N-NOW, CHILDREN,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
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(BANGING)
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OH, DEAR.
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- (RUMBLING)
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I'M HUNGRY.
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- HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT
THE FOOD SYNTHESIZER.
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- HOORAY!
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- OOH!
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- OH, WISE AND MYSTIC
FOOD SYNTHESIZER,
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PLEASE HONOR US WITH YOUR
SUMPTUOUS COMESTIBLES.
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- WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME?
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- MACARONI AND CHEESE.
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- I WANT A BANANA SPLIT.
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- I THINK I'LL HAVE
TWO BLUEBERRY PIES.
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- AS YOU WISH.
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- HEY, WHY DID YOU ORDER
TWO PIES?
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- WELL, ONE'S FOR EATING...
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AND THE OTHER ONE'S
FOR THROWING.
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- OOH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT.
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- (LAUGHING)
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OOH.
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- HA! YOU MISSED ME.
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- YOO-HOO!
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- GET BACK HERE!
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- I'LL MURDER YOU,
YOU LOUSY BUM.
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- M-M-MAYBE CAPTAIN DODGERS
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W-W-WON'T EVEN NOTICE
THEY'RE HERE.
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- OH, CADET
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MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU
FOR A MOMENT, BUDDY?
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- W-W-WHY, HELLO,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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Y-Y-YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU?
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- GET THOSE PRECIOUS
LITTLE PUNKS OFF MY SHIP.
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- BUT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS
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WILL ONLY BE VISITING
FOR A SHORT TIME,
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AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY
ARE INNOCENT LITTLE ANGELS.
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- I FOUND THIS SECRET
STASH OF MAGAZINES
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UNDER CAPTAIN DODGERS' BED.
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- (QUACKING)
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- COOL.
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- (GULP)
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D-D-DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT.
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OH, PORKO, PUERCO, AND SOW!
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DO YOU KIDS
WANT TO HEAR A STORY?
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- NO. STORIES ARE STUPID.
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- I WANT TO SHOW MY DISRESPECT
FOR OTHERS BY SMASHING STUFF!
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- I WANT TO PUT ON MAKEUP
AND DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY!
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- AND I WANT
TO CONTINUE ACTING OUT
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DUE TO MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
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- B-B-BUT I REALLY THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
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- WHAT IS THAT THING?
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- T-T-THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC
PROJECTION WAND,
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AND I'M GONNA USE IT
TO TELL YOU A STORY
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ALL ABOUT M-M-ME.
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- OH, GREAT...A VERY SPECIAL
EPISODE ABOUT THE SIDEKICK.
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- NOW, T-T-THERE'S MORE
TO ME THAN MEETS THE EYE,
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AND IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN
IN THIS BOOK.
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- "ONCE UPON A TIME,
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"A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLANET
FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
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"THE EVIL ARCHDUKE ZAG
LAID CLAIM TO THE LAND
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"AND RULED ITS PEOPLE
LIKE A TYRANT.
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"HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO IMPRISON
THE INNOCENT, THEN LAUGH.
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"RUFFIAN!
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"THEN ZAG FORCED
THE POOREST OF CITIZENS
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"TO PAY A BURDENSOME TAX!
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"MOST UNFAIR!
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"AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
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"ZAG CHANGED THE COLOR
OF THE ROYAL WALLPAPER
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"FROM ITS BELOVED PALE MAUVE
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"TO A HIDEOUS
AND DISTASTEFUL PUCE.
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"REALLY!
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"SO A CRY WENT OUT
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"FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE
OF THE PLANET
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"TO THEIR GREATEST CHAMPION,
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BEGGING HIM TO RETURN."
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- SO, THEY CALLED YOU BACK
TO YOUR HOME WORLD, HUH?
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- T-T-THEY SAID THAT
THERE WAS MUCH TROUBLE
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AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME
TO ASSUME MY STATION.
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- WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR
STUPID PLANET AGAIN...
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OINKA 7?
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- S-SWINUS 9.
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- CARNITAS 11?
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- S-SWINUS 9.
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- FARMER JOHNINTON THE 33rd.
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- HA HA!
OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST
HAVING FUN WITH ME.
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- I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU
ON YOUR TOES.
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BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I'M NOT TOO EXCITED
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ABOUT GOING TO A PLANET
RUN BY PIGS.
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I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
THE STENCH?
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ALL THOSE FAT, SWEATY,
STINKY BODIES.
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YOUR PEOPLE HAVE INVENTED
THE DEODORANT, HAVEN'T THEY?
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- OH, I GET IT.
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Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST
MESSING WITH ME AGAIN.
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- NO, I'M NOT.
I'M VERY, VERY SERIOUS.
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- D-D-DON'T WORRY,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL BE
P-P-PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
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I-I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE.
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T-T-THERE'S SOME STUFF
I GOT TO GET IN THE BACK.
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- DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
OUT THERE FOR LONG.
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YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF PIGS.
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WOW! PALATIAL PALACES,
GLEAMING SPIRES, GOLDEN DOMES...
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THESE SWINE REALLY KNOW
HOW TO LIVE.
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- HUZZAH! HE HAS ARRIVED.
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- AT EASE, HOGS.
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SIMPLY ADDRESS ME
AS CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT.
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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO
YOU WALKING PORK CHOPS?
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HUH?
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- YOUR HIGHNESS.
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- YOUR HIGHNESS?
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- G-G-GREETINGS,
AMBASSADOR PORKWELLINGTON.
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- IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU
SO WELL, MY LIEGE.
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BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR COUSIN
ARCHDUKE ZAG
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IS UP TO NO GOOD.
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- ZAG. I HAD SUCH
HIGH HOPES FOR HIM.
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W-W-WHERE IS MY COUSIN?
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- HE WENT INTO HIDING THE MOMENT
HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING.
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP.
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LUCY, YOU GOT SOME
'SPLAINING TO DO!
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- I-I-I'M THE NEXT IN LINE
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FOR THE ROYAL THRONE
OF S-SWINUS 9.
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M-M-MY COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG
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HAS BEEN RULING
IN M-M-MY ABSENCE.
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- ROYAL THRONE?
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YOU'RE JUST MESSING
WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?
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- PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS,
THERE ISN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE.
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- Q-Q-QUICKLY, THEN,
TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE.
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M-M-MY FIRST ACT
AS THE NEW REGENT
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IS TO FREE ZAG'S PRISONERS.
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- HOORAY!
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- M-MY SECOND ACT IS TO RETURN
ZAG'S TAX TO THE POOR.
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- HOORAY!
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- AND MY THIRD ACT IS TO RETURN
THE P-P-PALACE WALLPAPER
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TO ITS ORIGINAL
P-P-PALE MAUVE HUE.
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- (CHEERING)
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- THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS.
TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
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HEY, CADET,
DIG MY FANCY NEW THREADS.
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- C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- WHY, I'M YOUR NEW
GRAND BRASSIERE.
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YOU KNOW, MAJOR-DOMO;
CONSIGLIERE.
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SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T SCREW THIS UP.
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- B-B-BUT I D-D-DON'T...
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- SAVE YOUR STRENGTH,
MY DEAR LAD.
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YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED
FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDING.
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- M-M-M-MY ROYAL WEDDING?
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- AS THE LAW DECLARES,
YOU MUST MARRY PRINCESS INCENSE
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TO FORMALLY TAKE
YOUR PLACE AS KING.
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THE ROYAL WEDDING
WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN.
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- (CHEERING)
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- MY LITTLE GUY'S
GETTING MARRIED.
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MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE
THEM BIG SHRIMP!
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(ORGAN PLAYING)
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- I D-D-DON'T KNOW
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IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- DON'T TELL ME YOUR PICKLED
PIG FEET ARE GETTING COLD.
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- I N-N-NEVER WANTED
TO RULE SWINUS 9.
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I C-C-CHOSE
TO JOIN THE PROTECTORATE
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AND SEE THE UNIVERSE.
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- THE UNIVERSE. BIG DEAL!
WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS?
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- P-P-PRINCESS INCENSE
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WAS SELECTED TO BE
MY M-M-MATE AT MY BIRTH.
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I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE,
AT MY F-F-FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,535
- WELL, WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,136
- I D-D-DON'T KNOW.
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ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT
D-D-DEBBIE DUGGER
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THREW UP IN THE PUNCH.
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- TOO LATE, CASANOVA.
THE PARTY'S STARTING.
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WOW. SHE'S ONE BARBECUTIE.
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- Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SHE IS KIND OF C-C-C...
SHE'S HOT.
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- YEAH, THEY ALL
START OUT THAT WAY.
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THEN ONE DAY
YOU WAKE UP ALL ALONE
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AND FIND YOURSELF
IN AN EMPTY HOUSE
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00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,107
HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR.
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I'M NOT BITTER!
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- DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
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TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY
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THIS PIG PRINCE
AND PIG PRINCESS.
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- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
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00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,600
- IF I CAN'T MARRY YOU
AND BE KING, NO ONE WILL!
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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,533
- HE'S S-S-STOLEN MY PRINCESS.
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00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,598
- IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN
SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED!
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00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,938
- HA HA HA!
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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,773
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN
SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED!
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00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,240
- NOW HE'S STEALING MY LINES!
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00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,378
- SAVE ME, MY PRINCE.
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00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,675
- (LAUGHING)
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00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:30,258
- DON'T JUMP! THERE ARE PLENTY
OF OTHER SOWS IN THE SEA.
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00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,993
- (WHISTLING)
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00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,290
- (GASPING)
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AND ON HIS WEDDING DAY!
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NOOOO!
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00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,895
- SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,371
- YEAH! DID YOU FALL DOWN
AND GO BOOM?
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00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,708
- OR DID YOU RESCUE
THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS?
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00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,235
- OH, Y-Y-YOU KIDS
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DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THE REST OF T-T-THIS STORY...
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00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,845
D-D-DO YOU?
225
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,884
- YES! TELL US!
TELL US! TELL US!
226
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,520
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
227
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,986
- NOOOO!
228
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,185
OH, THE HUMANITY.
229
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,057
(CRYING)
230
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,057
HOW LONG WERE YOU GOING
TO LET ME HOWL IN GRIEF?
231
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,630
- N-N-NOT TOO MUCH LONGER.
232
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,568
WE GOTTA GET A MOVE ON.
233
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,072
L-L-LET'S FLY.
234
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,066
T-T-THERE THEY ARE.
235
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,135
I-I GOT AN IDEA.
236
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,150
HANG ON.
237
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,089
- SAY, THOSE WERE SOME
PRETTY FANCY MANEUVERS.
238
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,985
- N-N-NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE.
I PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES.
239
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,358
- WHAT KIND OF MOVE
ARE YOU GONNA PULL
240
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,356
TO AVOID HITTING
THAT FLOWER STAND?
241
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,129
- WHOOPS.
242
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,642
- WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRICK!
243
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,244
- UM, YEAH.
244
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:57,406
N-N-NOW TO SURPRISE ZAG
AND R-R-RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
245
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:06,094
HALT IN THE NAME OF IMPERIAL
T-T-TRAFFIC COURT 839.
246
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,553
- YOU MIGHT
WANT TO TRY SOMETHING
247
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,190
WITH A LITTLE MORE BITE TO IT.
248
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,186
- W-W-WE TAKE OUR TRAFFIC LAWS
V-V-VERY SERIOUSLY.
249
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:18,029
- HA HA HA! YOUR PUNY TRAFFIC
COURTS WILL NEVER CONTAIN ME!
250
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,368
- HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET BACK ON THIS CARPET?
251
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,403
- W-W-WE CAN TRY
THE OLD ALLEY-OOP.
252
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,369
- THE LAST TIME
WE TRIED THE OLD ALLEY-OOP,
253
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,107
I WOUND UP IN TRACTION
FOR 6 MONTHS.
254
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,084
- I P-P-PROMISE
TO BE MORE CAREFUL.
255
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,282
- ALL RIGHT, ON 3.
256
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,084
- 1, 2, 3!
257
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,847
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
IT WORKS!
258
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,316
- T-T-THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TIME
259
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,794
I DIDN'T USE T-T-THE BUTTER
AND THUMBTACKS.
260
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,463
N-NOW, TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS!
261
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,661
- WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM
AT THIS RATE.
262
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,226
POOR KID NEEDS A LITTLE HELP.
263
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,425
THIS ROCKET BOOSTER
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
264
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,125
THERE.
265
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,769
- WOW, T-T-THAT ROCKET
JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
266
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,311
IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
267
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,246
- PROBABLY JUST SOME
OVERENTHUSIASTIC ROYAL WATCHERS
268
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,553
CELEBRATING YOUR WEDDING
WITH FIREWORKS...
269
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,115
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
270
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,993
OH, NO! A FOOL SNAGGED
THEIR ROCKET IN OUR CARPET.
271
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,864
YOU SHOULD MAKE
A LAW AGAINST THAT.
272
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,693
- W-W-WE'RE UNRAVELING!
273
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,227
- CURSE YOU, ROYAL WATCHERS!
274
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,464
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANY KNITTING NEEDLES ON YOU,
275
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,560
WOULD YOU?
276
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,966
- W-W-WATCH IT.
277
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,938
YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY EPAULETS.
278
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,036
- YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZAG.
279
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,638
- OH, MY DEAR,
DON'T BE SO CROSS.
280
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:42,550
AFTER ALL, THAT'S NO WAY TO
SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND.
281
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,015
- I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU,
YOU DEVILED HAM!
282
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,616
I'D SOONER DIE
THAN BE YOUR BRIDE.
283
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,588
- THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH.
284
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,998
- WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE
TO THE POWER CONVERTERS?
285
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,538
- TAKE A LOOK.
286
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,102
- (GASPING)
287
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,141
- JUST ONE LITTLE NUDGE
AND IT'S LAVA BATH TIME...
288
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,377
OR YOU COULD COME TO
YOUR SENSES AND BE MY BRIDE.
289
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,353
- HEY, HAM HOCK!
WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
290
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,884
- UGH!
291
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,050
ALL RIGHT, SHORTY,
YOU AND ME.
292
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,650
- C-C-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
293
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,861
- YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
YOURSELF, RIGHT?
294
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,733
- S-SURE. I'LL FIGHT ZAG.
Y-Y-YOU UNTIE THE PRINCESS.
295
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,134
- SOUNDS FAIR.
296
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,757
- I HOPE YOU REALIZE
297
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,531
T-T-THAT I LETTERED IN
LASER SABERS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
298
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,441
(BOTH YELLING)
299
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,314
- (GRUNTING)
300
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,478
- NOT BAD.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
301
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,554
- HA HA!
302
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,083
- YAAH!
303
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,027
AAH!
304
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,392
(BOOM)
305
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,400
- NOT TO WORRY.
THEY'RE BOTH STILL BREATHING.
306
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,372
- T-T-THAT CONCLUDES
OUR LESSON FOR THE DAY.
307
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,769
N-N-NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
308
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,138
- HA HA!
309
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,276
- HEY, CADET,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
310
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,342
- DON'T LET HIM GET UP!
311
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,350
- THIS IS A FALSE ENDING...
YOU KNOW, A MOMENTARY PAUSE
312
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,383
WHERE THE HERO
HAS THE UPPER HAND,
313
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,119
BUT THEN THE VILLAIN
DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTED
314
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,315
OR REVEALS SOME SECRET DEVICE
315
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,157
WHICH LEADS TO THE REAL
DANGEROUS AND EXCITING CLIMAX.
316
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,464
I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT
SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE.
317
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,627
- Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
UP YOUR SLEEVE, D-D-DO YOU?
318
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,897
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
DEAR COUSIN,
319
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,566
I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING
A TECHNOLOGY
320
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,944
WHICH ALLOWS THESE PIGNASIUM
BRACERS OF LAVA CONTROL
321
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,644
TO BEND ALL THERMODYNAMIC
ENERGIES TO MY VERY WHIM.
322
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,809
- THANK YOU.
323
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,107
- NOW WITNESS MY MIGHT!
324
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,580
I HAVE THE POWER!
325
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,749
- SEE? I TOLD YOU
HE HAD A SECRET DEVICE.
326
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,649
- HA HA HA!
327
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,306
- W-W-WOW. IMPRESSIVE.
328
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,641
- WHY NOT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!
329
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,178
- (ROARING)
330
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,753
- OH, NO. THAT MONSTER
WILL TURN MY PRINCE
331
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,382
INTO AN EXTRA-CRISPY PORK RIND!
332
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,178
- OK, THIS IS WHERE
THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL
333
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,290
COMES UP WITH
A SUPER-INTELLIGENT PLAN.
334
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,192
- BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN.
335
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,564
- YES, YOU CAN.
336
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,922
DON'T YOU SEE?
YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD IT INSIDE.
337
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,660
YOU JUST NEEDED THIS MOMENT
OF CRISIS TO BRING IT OUT.
338
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,797
- OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!
I DO HAVE AN IDEA!
339
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,234
FOLLOW ME.
340
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,799
- (ROARING)
341
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,611
- D-D-DID I MENTION I WAS ON
THE V-V-VARSITY FENCING TEAM?
342
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,605
- ROAR?
343
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,176
- WE TOOK STATE.
344
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,806
- (ROARING)
345
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,491
I'M N-N-NOT AFRAID
TO USE THESE THINGS.
346
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,855
C-C-CANDLEHOLDERS
OR PAPERWEIGHTS?
347
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,763
G-G-GO AHEAD. TAKE THEM.
T-T-THEY'RE HEAVY. HA HA!
348
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,426
(GRUNTING)
349
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,444
WHOA!
350
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,413
- (ROARING)
351
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,084
- ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
352
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,576
IF WE REDIRECT
THE DYNAMIC MATRIX
353
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,647
AND ENERGIZE
THE POWER STREAM TO 120%,
354
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,687
THE POWER CONVERTERS WILL
TRANSFORM THE LAVA MONSTER
355
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,323
INTO PURE ENERGY.
356
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,830
- OF COURSE.
IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE!
357
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,962
WHAT DO WE DO?
358
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,956
- JUST PULL THAT SWITCH.
359
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,628
- ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BIG
HEAVY ONE, DOESN'T IT?
360
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,469
- HA HA HA HA!
361
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,904
- N-N-NOW I LAY ME
DOWN TO SLEEP...
362
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,739
(GULP)
363
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,735
- (ROARING)
364
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,280
- HEY, PRINCESS,
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE.
365
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,277
NEVER MIND.
366
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,064
- IT'S WORKING!
367
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,862
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
368
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,841
- D-D-DON'T WORRY
ABOUT YOUR BRACELETS.
369
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,376
I'VE GOT A NEW PAIR FOR YOU.
370
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,153
- I HOPE THE EXILE PLANET
IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
371
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:46,353
(TRUMPETING)
372
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,500
- DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
373
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,562
BEFORE WE PROCEED,
YOUR HIGHNESS?
374
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,670
- A-AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
375
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,602
I THINK THAT THE LAW
THAT WHICH STATES
376
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,598
T-T-THAT I MUST MARRY
TO BECOME KING
377
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,540
IS SILLY A-A-AND OUTDATED.
378
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,735
- WHAT?!
379
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,336
- WHAT?
380
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,908
- AND FURTHERMORE,
T-T-THE WHOLE IDEA
381
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,746
OF LIFE MATES BEING
PRESELECTED AT BIRTH
382
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,812
IS P-P-PRETTY
DARN SILLY, AS WELL.
383
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,851
I'M AFRAID T-THAT'S WHY
I MUST ABDICATE T-THE THRONE.
384
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,148
- (GASPING)
385
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,289
- DON'T WORRY, FOLKS.
HE'S JUST A BIG KIDDER. HA!
386
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,116
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT?
387
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,861
- I-I'M SORRY, PRINCESS INCENSE,
388
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,026
B-B-BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON
WHY YOU CAN'T RULE SWINUS 9...
389
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,867
ALL BY YOURSELF.
390
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,243
- (CHEERING)
391
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,444
- PLEASE, THINK ABOUT
ALL THE YEARS
392
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,406
I PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP.
393
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,784
THIS IS THE KIND OF LIFE
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED...
394
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,914
FOR US.
395
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,848
- THEN I PROMISE TO RULE FAIRLY,
396
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,254
AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO VISIT
SWINUS 9 ANY TIME YOU LIKE.
397
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,718
IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE
398
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,745
TO GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
399
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,791
- GOSH.
400
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,115
- OH, NO!
401
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,959
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
402
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,855
I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
403
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,399
(CRYING)
404
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,704
- "AND SO OUR STORY ENDS
WITH AN APPROPRIATE,
405
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,796
"YET RATHER TIMEWORN PHRASE.
406
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,609
THEY LIVED HAPPILY
EVER AFTER!"
407
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,883
- SO, T-T-THERE YOU HAVE IT.
408
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,042
I HOPE YOU KIDS
ENJOYED MY STORY.
409
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,350
- ARE YOU REALLY A PRINCE?
410
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,952
- WITH A MAGIC FLYING CARPET?
411
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,983
- WHO SAVED
A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS?
412
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,449
- W-W-WELL, KIDS,
413
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,887
YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT
FOR YOURSELVES.
414
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,723
- THEN I, PRINCE CADET,
WILL RESCUE THE DAMSEL!
415
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,060
- NOT IF THE EVIL DUKE ZAG
HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
416
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,026
- DON'T LET HIM GET ME!
417
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,225
- (LAUGHING)
418
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,168
- THE PRINCESS IS MINE!
419
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,973
- EAT THIS, ZAG.
420
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,736
- I'LL CLOBBER YOU BOTH!
421
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,335
- OH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS
IS GONNA BE T-T-TICKED.
422
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,810
- YAHOO!
423
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:57,049
THE GRAND BRASSIERE
IS BACK IN ACTION, BABY.
424
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,616
- HE'S J-J-JUST A KID AT HEART.
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