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FROZEN
IN A TIME AND SPACE DEVICE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS
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OF THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS
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HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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[ZAP]
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THAT ONE HURT, CAPTAIN!
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DIVERT MORE POWER
TO THE SHIELDS.
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PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT,
YOU HAVE ENTERED
MARTIAN TERRITORY.
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SURRENDER YOUR VESSEL
OR BE DESTROYED.
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COMMANDER, THIS IS
A MEDICAL SUPPLY SHIP.
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OUR NAVIGATIONAL
INSTRUMENTS ARE
DAMAGED. WE--
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I'M SURE
THE MARTIAN TRIBUNAL
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WILL BE MORE
THAN UNDERSTANDING.
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PUT US BETWEEN
THOSE SHIPS, CADET.
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AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
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ENEMY TARGETED.
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[BUZZ]
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WEAPONS CHARGED!
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FIRE!
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[SCREECH]
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WHOA!
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AAH!
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FEEL LIKE PICKING ON
SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?
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AHH, DODGERS.
QUITE THE MANEUVER.
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PERHAPS, WE CAN--
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HANG ON, I'M GETTING
ANOTHER CALL.
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TURN OFF THE CELL PHONE!
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DR. WOE?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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JUST SIT TIGHT,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
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SORRY, DODGERS,
BUT I HAVE TO GO.
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MY ARCH-ENEMY
HAS SEIZED CONTROL
OF THE MARTIAN PALACE.
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ARCH-ENEMY?
BUT I'M YOUR ARCH-ENEMY!
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DID YOU THINK THAT
A MARTIAN COMMANDER
OF MY STATURE
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WOULD HAVE YOU
FOR AN ARCH-ENEMY?
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GA'AK THE EVISCERATOR,
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OCTINA,
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TOVOX 19--
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NOW, THOSE ARE ENEMIES.
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MY DEAR FELLOW,
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN MY TOP 10.
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FRANKLY, I CONSIDER YOU
MORE OF A MINOR IRRITANCE
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THAN AN ACTUAL FOE.
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I RANK YOU SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
INCONTINENTO THE EVER-MOIST
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AND THE BOY WHO KEEPS THROWING
MY NEWSPAPER IN THE BUSHES.
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OH, WELL, GOTTA RUN.
TOODLES!
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YAHOO!
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W-W-WE DID IT!
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W-W-W-WE SAVED
THE SUPPLY SHIP!
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WAHOO!
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UP TOP, C-C-CAPTAIN!
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UH, C-C-CAPTAIN?
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IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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WRONG?
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WHAT COULD BE WRONG
ABOUT CHASING
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SOME LITTLE
MARTIAN JERK
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AROUND THE GALAXY
ONLY TO FIND OUT...
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HE HAS ANOTHER...
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[WHIMPERING]
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WAAH!
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I FEEL SO BETRAYED!
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BUT, CAPTAIN,
Y-Y-YOU'RE YOUNG.
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YOU'LL MAKE OTHER ENEMIES.
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[SNIFFLING]
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REALLY?
EH...
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WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?
I'M A TERRIBLE ENEMY!
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B-B-B-BALDERDASH!
YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT ENEMY!
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WHY, MOST PEOPLE
ALREADY DON'T LIKE YOU.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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WHY, I BET THAT
IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT,
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I COULD BE
DOWNRIGHT DETESTABLE!
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I--I--I THINK
YOU MISSED MY POINT.
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SET A COURSE FOR MARS!
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DR. WOE,
WE MEET AGAIN!
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR DRAMATIC
ENTRANCE, COMMANDER.
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BUT WHO'S GOING
TO PAY FOR MY WINDOW?
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YOUR WINDOW?
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IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
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I'VE TAKEN CONTROL
OF THE PALACE.
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IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
ASK YOUR QUEEN.
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I'M AFRAID
HE'S RIGHT, COMMANDER.
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UNLESS YOU CAN DEFEAT HIM,
DR. WOE WILL RULE MARS.
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YOU FIEND!
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ALL RIGHT, WOE,
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FOND
OF THE LASER-SABER!
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THEN LASER-SABERS IT IS!
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PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
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HA HA, YOU'VE IMPROVED
SINCE WE LAST MET,
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BUT I AM STILL
THE MASTER.
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NOT FOR LONG, WOE!
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LET'S TAKE THIS
TO HIGHER GROUND.
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IF WE MUST.
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NOW...FIGHT!
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[SMASH]
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IT IS I,
THE IMPRESSIVELY
POTENT DUCK DODGERS!
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I DON'T CARE
WHO YOU ARE.
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YOU'RE PAYING FOR
THAT WINDOW.
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DO YOU KNOW THIS DUCK?
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NO. UH, BARELY.
HE'S NOBODY.
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NOBODY?
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LISTEN HERE,
BRUNSWICK.
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ONLY FAMILY MEMBERS
ARE ALLOWED TO CALL
ME "NOBODY."
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OH, SO THIS IS THE GUY.
HAVE YOU TAKEN A CLOSE
LOOK AT HIM LATELY?
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HE'S A JELL-O HEAD
WITH A TURKEY NECK,
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CAULIFLOWER
EARS, PRUNE LIPS,
AND HOT DOG BREATH.
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FRANKLY, HE SOUNDS MORE
LIKE THE HOMETOWN BUFFET
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THAN AN EVIL ARCH-ENEMY.
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COMMANDER, WHO IS
THIS INTERLOPER?
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OH, HE'S JUST SOME GUY
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
FROM TIME TO TIME.
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IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
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HE'S LYING!
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WE'VE BEEN,
HOW SHALL I SAY IT,
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DOING BATTLE
FOR SOME TIME NOW.
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OH, THIS IS MAKING ME
VERY ANGRY.
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AND I BET
HE NEVER EVEN MENTIONED
THAT WEEKEND IN BARBADOS!
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TIME TO LET THE GAS
OUT OF THIS HOT AIR BAG.
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SAY GOOD-BYE, DODGERS!
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[HISSING]
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GOOD-BYE.
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WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF GAS.
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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YOU'RE PAYING FOR THOSE.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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BEHOLD!
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MY SECRET WEAPON!
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AN ARMY OF GIANT,
ACID-SPITTING INSECTS!
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YAH!
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[GURGLING]
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OH, DEAR.
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[CHITTERING]
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[GULP]
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READY TO SURRENDER?
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NOT WHILE I HAVE THESE!
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YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT ME
WITH A HANDFUL OF RICE?
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IT'S NOT RICE.
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IT'S AN ARMY
OF INSTANT MARTIANS.
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JUST ADD WATER.
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ALL RIGHT, WOE,
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LET THE FINAL
BATTLE BEGIN!
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Duck Dodgers: NOT SO FAST!
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YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO START WITHOUT ME,
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THE MAD PROFESSOR...INSANO!
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WAH HA HA HA!
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I AM REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THIS.
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YOUR SILLY SCHEMES
ARE NOTHING
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COMPARED TO
MY FIENDISH MACHINATIONS!
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BEHOLD, MY MALEVOLENT
HUNCHBACK ASSISTANT, JOSEPHUS!
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I D-D-DON'T HAVE
A HUNCHBACK.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT SORT OF CRAZED
AND TWISTED MONSTROSITY
I WILL UNLEASH?
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HA HA HA!
HOO HOO HA!
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NOW FEEL THE FURY OF...
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[MEOWING]
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SOME OF THE CUTEST LITTLE
KITTENS YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
KITTENS?
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IT'S ALL
I COULD COME UP WITH
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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I KNOW
THERE'S ONLY 5 OF YOU,
AND YOU'RE TINY AND WEAK,
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BUT TOGETHER,
YOU CAN DO IT!
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LET'S SHOW 'EM
WHAT TEAMWORK IS ALL ABOUT!
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THIS IS REALLY
QUITE PATHETIC.
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YES, VERY SAD.
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[CATS SCREAMS]
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AAH!
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AAH! OOH!
GET 'EM OFF!
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GET 'EM OFF ME!
WHOA! WHOA! AAH!
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UH, L-L-LET'S PRETEND
LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
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Dr. Woe:
JUST THINK, MY DEAR QUEEN,
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A SIMPLE PULL OF A LEVER
IS ALL THAT SEPARATES ME
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FROM TOTAL DOMINATION
OF MARS.
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Martian Commander:
NOT SO FAST, DR. WOE!
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YOU LEAVE ME LITTLE CHOICE
BUT TO USE THIS,
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THE MARTIAN
PSYCHONIC SCRAMBLER!
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
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I WOULD, TOO!
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PREPARE
FOR SCRAMBLIZATION!
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[ZAPPING]
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GOOD-BYE, DR. WOE!
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OH, DEAR.
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AAH! OH! AAH!
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[THUD]
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I THOUGHT THAT YOU
MIGHT STOOP
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TO SOMETHING THIS LOW,
COMMANDER.
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SO I BROUGHT ALONG
THESE MIRRORED
SUNGLASSES.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO SWIMMING
IN MY UNDERPANTS, GRANDMA.
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THE NEIGHBOR GIRL
WILL SEE ME!
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[CRASH]
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OH, NO!
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IT LOOKS LIKE I'M DOOMED!
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Duck Dodgers:
BUT LOOKS, MY LADY,
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CAN SOMETIMES BE DECEIVING.
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DODGERS?
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IN THIS GUISE,
I PREFER TO BE CALLED
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"THE EVIL LORD DESTRUCTOCON!"
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BUT YOU'RE NOT EVIL.
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AREN'T YOU TRYING
TO RESCUE ME OR SOMETHING?
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OH, YEAH. I GUESS
I'M NOT TOO EVIL.
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PLEASE REFER TO ME AS
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"THE BENEVOLENT
LORD DESTRUCTOCON."
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AND BEHOLD, MY FIENDISH--
I MEAN, FRIENDLY SIDEKICK,
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CHAOS-LAD!
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UH, C-C-COULDN'T I HAVE
AT LEAST WORN A T-SHIRT?
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LOOK, DODGERS,
I'M GOING TO FLIP
THIS SWITCH,
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DROP HER INTO THE
FIERY, MOLTEN LAVA,
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AND SPEND THE REST
OF MY EVENING
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MAKING BUCKETHEAD HERE
WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN.
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HELP ME! HELP ME!
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OH, YEAH?
WELL, LISTEN UP, PRUNE BOY!
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THAT LITTLE BOWLING
BALL-HEADED SHRIMP
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HAPPENS TO BE MY LITTLE
BOWLING BALL-HEADED SHRIMP.
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AND IF ANYONE
IS GOING TO DEFEAT THESE
MARTIAN LOSERS, IT'S ME!
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SO HIT THE BRICKS, BALDIE!
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[ZAP]
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AAH!
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OOF!
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[CLANG]
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TOO LATE, DODGERS!
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MARS IS MINE!
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00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,694
IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE TOASTY IN HERE!
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FEAR NOT, MY LADY!
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I WILL FREE YOU
FROM YOUR GILDED CAGE!
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AAH!
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DODGERS,
THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT!
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'TWAS NOTHING!
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00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,037
AND I NEVER KNEW
YOU COULD SHOOT
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LASER BEAMS
OUT OF YOUR EYES.
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00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,884
WELL, THERE'S A LOT
OF THINGS YOU DON'T--
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LASER-WHATS OUT OF MY WHERE?
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CURSES.
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THANK YOU FOR FLYING
AIR DODGERS.
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YOU MAY NOW
EXIT THE VEHICLE.
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MY HERO.
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OH, I MEAN MY ENEMY!
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MY VERY HATED ENEMY!
235
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,655
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BABY!
236
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:10,856
Dr. Woe: HA HA HA!
237
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,828
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
238
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,466
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF DR. WOE--OH!
239
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,773
AAH!
240
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,639
[THUD]
241
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,343
OW.
242
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,910
NICE WORK, CHAOS-LAD!
243
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,705
YOU'RE A CREDIT
TO SIDEKICKS EVERYWHERE.
244
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,777
UH, C-C-CAN I PUT
MY CLOTHES BACK ON?
245
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,017
MY N-N-NIPPLES
ARE GETTING COLD.
246
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,552
CARRY ON.
247
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,617
YOU KNOW, DODGERS,
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
248
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,986
FOR A PERSONAL
ARCH-ENEMY MYSELF.
249
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,457
PERHAPS WE COULD
DISCUSS THIS OVER DINNER?
250
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,455
WAIT! WAIT!
251
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,467
YOU CAN'T RUN OFF
WITH HER!
252
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,739
AFTER ALL,
YOU'RE MY ARCH-ENEMY!
253
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,669
YOUR ARCH-ENEMY?
254
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,944
MY DEAR FELLOW,
YOU ARE NOT EVEN
IN MY TOP 13.
255
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,676
COME ALONG, MY DEAR,
256
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,950
WE HAVE IMPORTANT
ENEMY MATTERS
TO DISCUSS.
257
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,321
BUT, DODGERS, YOU CAN'T
LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!
258
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,751
THOSE OTHER ENEMIES
MEANT NOTHING TO ME!
259
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,517
I WONDER IF TOVOX 19
HAS AN OPENING.
260
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,806
ROCKETS ARE LOCKED,
COMMANDER.
261
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,514
THIS WILL BE
MY FINEST HOUR.
262
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,594
EH, THIS DOESN'T
LOOK GOOD, CAPTAIN.
263
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,649
THE MARTIANS ARE
P-P-PREPARING TO FIRE!
264
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,918
I CAN SEE THAT, CADET.
265
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,758
WHO CAN THAT BE?
266
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,396
Man: HA HA HA!
267
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,501
IT BE GENERAL K'CHUCKA SA'AM,
268
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,914
AND I'M A-PREPARING TO BLAST
YA TO SPACE-SMITHEREENIES!
269
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,039
UM, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T
A VERY GOOD TIME FOR ME.
270
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,045
TOO BAD! I'M A-HERE TO--
271
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,678
DODGERS! WHAT IS THE DELAY?
272
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,384
THE LITTLE RUNT'S
LOOKING FOR A RUMBLE.
273
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,886
I WAS REALLY HOPING TO
ANNIHILATE YOU BEFORE NOON.
274
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,890
Dodgers: WELL, I HATE
TO THROW YOU OFF SCHEDULE...
275
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,892
Man: ATTENTION,
DUCK DODGERS.
276
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,964
NOW WHO'S A-CRASHING
THE PARTY?
277
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,562
I THINK
IT'S MY GARDENER.
278
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,863
I'M NOT YOUR GARDENER!
279
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,655
I'M NASTY CANASTA,
280
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,067
INTERGALACTIC
BOUNTY HUNTER!
281
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,900
OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU!
282
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,896
YOU'RE THAT COWBOY GUY!
283
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,568
I SEEK
YOUR DESTRUCTION, DODGERS!
284
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,866
TAKE A NUMBER!
285
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,838
DODGERS IS MINE!
286
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,246
I THINK NOT,
YOU HAIRY LITTLE
HAMSTER!
287
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,979
DODGERS IS MINE!
288
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,954
GEE, I NEVER KNEW
YOU CARED.
289
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,793
DODGERS, I DON'T
MEAN TO INTERRUPT
ANYTHING IMPORTANT--
290
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,348
YOU ARE.
291
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,187
BUT YOUR ANNUAL
INVENTORY REVIEW
IS TWO WEEKS LATE.
292
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,933
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
ANOTHER TIME?
293
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,000
YOUR FLIP ATTITUDE
ABOUT INVENTORY ANALYSIS
294
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,569
DOES NOT BECOME
A PROTECTORATE OFFICER!
295
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,898
C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, SIR,
296
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,033
D-DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
297
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,198
OF COURSE NOT,
CADET!
298
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,065
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D LET YOU KNOW
299
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,014
THAT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS
WILL BE COMING TO VISIT
300
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,269
AND THEY'LL BE STAYING
FOR A WHOLE MONTH.
301
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,807
ISN'T THAT NICE?
302
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,951
WE WILL DISCUSS THIS
LATER.
303
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,609
DODGERS, ARE WE GOING
TO DO BATTLE OR WHAT?
304
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,977
YES, WE ARE GOING
TO DO BATTLE!
305
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,187
Sa'am: WHAT ABOUT ME?
306
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,818
Canasta:
FORGET YOU, SHORT STUFF.
307
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,022
DODGERS IS MINE!
308
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,494
TOUGH BEANS, BOUNTY HUNTER!
309
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,732
TOUGH BEANS TO YOU!
COME ON, DODGERS! LET'S FIGHT!
310
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,458
Martian Commander:
I WAS HERE FIRST.
311
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,034
Sa'am: I GET HIM! HE'S MINE!
312
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,062
Cadet: C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
313
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,197
ARE YOU ALLERGIC
TO P-P-PARROTS?
314
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,672
NO, I'M NOT!
315
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,670
DODGERS, IT'S ME.
316
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,372
I'VE DECIDED
TO TAKE YOU BACK.
317
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,965
THAT'S IT!
318
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,207
[GASPING]
319
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,682
I QUIT.
320
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,710
YOU WHAT?
321
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,014
PLEASE, DODGERS!
MAKE SENSE!
322
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,117
YEAH, YOU CAN'T QUIT!
323
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,349
I GROW TIRED
OF THESE COSMIC HIJINKS.
324
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,615
I'M GETTING
A RESPECTABLE JOB.
325
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,024
W-W-WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?
326
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,626
I HAVE MANY OTHER SKILLS.
327
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,788
AH HA!
OH, PLEASE.
328
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,398
DID HE--HA HA--
SAY SKILLS?
329
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,672
HA HA HA!
330
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,999
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
331
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,273
HARDY-HAR-HAR!
332
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,605
[LAUGHTER]
333
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,582
I MUST BE GOOD
AT SOMETHING!
334
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,254
YOUCH!
335
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,218
Man: LET'S SEE.
336
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,193
3 YEARS AT THE
CORDON BLEU IN PARIS,
337
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,021
PERSONAL CHEF
TO THE QUEEN OF MARS,
338
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,887
APPEARED
ON "IRON CHEF" TWICE!
339
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,464
OH, CHAIRMAN OF THE LEAGUE
OF WOMEN VOTERS.
340
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,563
YOU'RE ALMOST
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
CHEF DODGERS!
341
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:40,095
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
WHEN I SEE A RESUME LIKE THIS?
342
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:44,743
I THINK I'M THE LUCKIEST
RESTAURANT MANAGER IN TOWN!
343
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,071
WELCOME ABOARD,
CHEF DODGERS!
344
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,607
HMM.
HAVE WE MET?
345
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:53,382
AND THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
TOTALLY STATE-OF-THE-ART.
346
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,323
AND WE'VE ALSO JUST HIRED
AN ASSISTANT FOR YOU.
347
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,819
OH, TRAINEE!
348
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,390
HELLO, MR. NEIGHBORLY.
349
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,591
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS?
350
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,933
I'M THE NEW TRAINEE.
351
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,028
HMM. YOU EVER
BEEN TO SHEBOYGAN?
352
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,574
[TICKING]
353
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,598
ALL RIGHT, TRAINEE,
THIS IS IT.
354
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,037
THE LUNCH RUSH.
355
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,912
THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES
THE MEN FROM THE BOYS.
356
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,081
SO HEED MY WORDS
AND TARRY NOT,
357
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,051
KEEP PACE OR WE SHALL
BE OVERWHELMED.
358
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,820
'TIS A FATE WORSE
THAN DEATH.
359
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,619
SO, GOOD LUCK, TRAINEE.
360
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,991
AREN'T YOU
G-G-GONNA HELP?
361
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,520
I'D REALLY LOVE TO,
362
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,785
BUT I'M READING
THE NEW JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL,
363
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:38,994
AND I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN.
364
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,425
OH, OK.
365
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,730
I GUESS HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S D-D-DOING.
366
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,303
OH, TRAINEE?
367
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,772
Y-Y-YES.
368
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,599
WHAT'S THIS WORD?
369
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,366
C-C-CAT.
370
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,474
AH, THANKS, BUDDY.
AND DON'T FALL BEHIND.
371
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,707
[SIZZLING]
372
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,082
HA HA HA!
373
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,384
AH HA HA HA!
374
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,445
OH HO HO!
375
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,956
OH, THIS JOHN GRISHAM IS--
HA HA--HILARIOUS, BOY!
376
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,619
HA HA HA!
377
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,928
HOO, BOY.
378
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,859
T-T-THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
379
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,134
IT'S
A L-L-LEGAL THRILLER.
380
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,328
I HATE IT
WHEN THESE COMEDIANS FEEL
381
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,537
LIKE THEY HAVE
TO BRANCH OUT INTO DRAMA.
382
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,569
PATHETIC!
383
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,513
[THUD]
OUCH!
384
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,977
DODGERS!
385
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,038
HA HA!
SORRY, MR. FRIENDLY.
386
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,377
NEIGHBORLY.
387
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,582
NEIGHBORLY.
388
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,553
OH, MY, THESE ORDERS
ARE REALLY STACKING UP.
389
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,983
HA HA HA!
390
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,387
OH HA HA!
391
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,489
THIS JOHN GRISHAM
CRACKS ME UP.
392
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,891
TWO EGGS OVER EASY,
WHEAT TOAST, AND A SIDE
OF HASH BROWNS!
393
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,134
TWO EGGS,
394
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,329
WHEAT TOAST,
395
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,000
AND A SIDE
OF HASH B-B-BR--
396
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,158
FRIED POTATOES!
397
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,997
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!
398
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,101
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!
399
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,543
HOT DOGS AU GRATIN
WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE!
400
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,538
CORN ON THE COB!
401
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,644
CHEESE FRIES!
402
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,911
TURKEY DINNER
WITH ALL THE FIXINGS!
403
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,076
HAMBURGER, T-BONE STEAK,
POT ROAST, SALISBURY STEAK,
404
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,146
NECK BONES, PRIME RIB,
RIB EYE STEAK,
405
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,645
ONE DUCK DINNER!
406
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,162
EH, CANCEL DUCK DINNER!
407
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,388
UNH!
408
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,728
AAH!
409
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,802
F-FIRE!
410
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,930
STAND CLEAR, TRAINEE!
411
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,198
THERE, ALL IS WELL.
412
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,038
N-N-N-NO, IT'S NOT.
413
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,382
ALL THE FOOD IS R-R-R--
IT'S A MESS.
414
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,109
DON'T WORRY, I'LL JUST
ACTIVATE THE AUTO-CHEF.
415
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,075
HE'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
416
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,623
[BEEPING]
417
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,616
W-W-WHERE DID
HE COME FROM?
418
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,262
WELL,
WHEN THE MAMA ROBOT
AND THE DADDY ROBOT
419
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,888
FALL IN LOVE
AND GET MARRIED--
420
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,962
Neighborly: DODGERS!
I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY
ON MY HANDS!
421
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,192
I'LL FINISH MY STORY
WHEN I GET BACK.
422
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,998
I DIDN'T GET
TO THE GOOD PART YET.
423
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,630
I'VE HEARD A RUMOR
424
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,926
THAT A NEW RESTAURANT
IS MOVING INTO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
425
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,398
IT'S NO RUMOR, NEIGHBORLY.
426
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,167
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
427
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,576
I AM MELVIN.
428
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,638
MANAGER OF THE NEW
MELVIN'S RESTAURANT.
429
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,283
I JUST WANTED
TO WARN YOU
430
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,315
SO YOU CAN
PREPARE TO GO
OUT OF BUSINESS.
431
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,321
DON'T COUNT ON IT,
MELVIN!
432
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,493
MY CUSTOMERS ARE LOYAL!
433
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:27,592
FREE REFILLS
ON SOFT DRINKS
AT MELVIN'S!
434
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,927
[COMMOTION]
435
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,233
FAREWELL, LOSER.
436
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,304
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
437
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,996
HEY, FREE REFILLS!
438
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,007
GRRR!
439
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,268
GET BACK HERE!
EEH!
440
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,978
WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO SAVE THE RESTAURANT.
441
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,119
ALL RIGHT, TRAINEE,
ARE YOU SET?
442
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:55,191
UH, I HAVE THE RESTAURANT
MOTIVATOR READY.
443
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,721
FULL SPEED AHEAD!
444
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:02,926
UM, I PRETTY MUCH ONLY HAVE UP,
DOWN, FORWARD, AND B-B-BACK.
445
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,302
OK, LET'S DO FORWARD, THEN!
446
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,135
HE'S GOING TO RAM US!
447
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,940
BATTLE STATIONS,
EVERYONE!
448
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:14,943
All: AAH!
449
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,044
I MEAN, FREE REFILLS!
450
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,646
[CHEERING]
451
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,418
WELL, IF IT'S CHICKEN HE WANTS,
IT'S CHICKEN HE'LL GET!
452
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,188
RAMMING SPEED!
453
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,249
UM...
454
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,387
JUST PUSH THE FORWARD
BUTTON AGAIN!
455
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,457
EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
456
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,074
HIT THE UP BUTTON!
457
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,565
[BOOM]
458
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,305
WHOA!
459
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,182
HA HA!
DIRECT HIT!
460
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,010
B-B-BUT WE JUST KNOCKED
HIS SIGN OFF.
461
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:57,075
NO RESTAURANT CAN SURVIVE
WITHOUT PROPER SIGNAGE.
462
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,446
Melvin: AAH!
463
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,320
[BOOM]
464
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,655
Melvin: FREE REFILLS!
465
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,829
WELL, DODGERS,
NEIGHBORLY'S IS
BACK OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
466
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,133
WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW.
467
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,174
I THINK YOU'VE GOT
A GREAT FUTURE HERE.
468
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,240
GOOD NIGHT,
MR. NEIGHBORLY.
469
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,198
GOOD NIGHT, TRAINEE.
470
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,737
UH, GOOD NIGHT,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
471
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,772
GOOD NIGHT, CADET.
472
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:21,807
UH, C-CAPTAIN?
473
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:22,641
CADET?
474
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,635
CADET! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
475
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,747
WELL, I WAS HOPING YOU'D
CONSIDER COMING BACK
476
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,849
TO THE PROTECTORATE.
477
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,680
I-I-IT JUST HASN'T BEEN
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
478
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,017
AND IT HASN'T BEEN
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!
479
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,864
ALTHOUGH IT HAS
BEEN EERILY SIMILAR.
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