Original subtitles

FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

Man: TONIGHT, PREPARE YOURSELF

FOR ALL-OUT EXTREME NITRO EXCITEMENT.

WATCH...

THINGS...

EXPLODE!

I WEEP FOR THE BRAIN THIS APPEALS TO.

MAYBE SOMETHING'S ON THE CLASSIC NETWORK.

[AS JOHN WAYNE] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, STUMPY.

NOTHING BUT PRUNES AND DANISHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

HA HA HA HA.

THIS IS A CLASSIC?

Announcer: HA HA HA!

HAPPY-CAT SAY GET READY FOR BIG-TIME FUN.

FUN BUYING HAPPY-CAT PRODUCTS, THAT IS.

HAPPY CAT FLOOR WAX...

HAPPY CAT POWER MITER SAW...

AND THE OLD-NEW HAPPY CAT TURKEY FRYER.

MARKET-DRIVEN CRUD CAN THE PUBLIC STAND?

WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED IS SOMETHING

WITH A LITTLE ARTISTIC VISION,

SOMETHING WITH A HEART.

SOMETHING LIKE MY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SCRIPT

RECENTLY SUBMITTED TO VERMIN PICTURES.

AND WITH A NAME LIKE VERMIN,

YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THE PUBLIC'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND.

C-CAPTAIN DODGERS! C-CAPTAIN DODGERS!

THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU ON THE VIEW SCREEN.

IT'S FROM HOLLYWOOD PLANET.

PUT THEM THROUGH.

DODGER, BABY, YOU LOOK GREAT.

DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?

WHO ARE YOU?

THIS IS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

AND DIRECTOR-TO-BEAT-ALL HARRY VERMIN.

I WANT TO TURN YOUR SCRIPT INTO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

MEET ME AT 10 QUADRISECS

AT THE COMMISSARY OF VERMIN STUDIOS.

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR, BABY, A STAR.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?

ME, A STAR!

I WAS BORN ACCUSTOMED TO.

SO PACK MY BAGS.

I'M GOING TO NEED A FLUNKY.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

WELCOME TO THE BIG TIME, BOYS.

HEY, WHAT'S WITH GLOOMY GUS HERE?

HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FLUSHED HIS HAMSTER.

CAPTAIN DODGERS IS QUIET AND INTROSPECTIVE

B-BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS CHARACTER.

BUT HE'S PLAYING HIMSELF.

CAPTAIN DODGERS ALSO REQUESTS THAT THE FOLLOWING ITEMS

BE AVAILABLE IN HIS TRAILER.

S-SALTINES, POTATO CHIPS, 13 POUNDS OF DRIED KIELBASA,

A POMEGRANATE-SCENTED AROMATHERAPY CANDLE,

A RING-TAILED LEMUR--

LOOK, DODGERS BABY, WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU GOT IT,

THIS IS YOUR PICTURE.

THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS.

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE LEMUR.

LOOK, WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE.

IN FACT, WE'RE ALREADY 6 WEEKS LATE.

BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.

THAT DOESN'T STOP MY FINANCIAL BACKER

FROM BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

WELL, THIS IS MR. MONEYBAGS NOW.

WHY DON'T YOU TWO SUPERSTARS

GET MEASURED FOR YOUR COSTUMES

AND LET DADDY TAKE THIS CALL.

WHATEVER.

THERE YOU GO. GOOD KIDS.

BEAT IT. VERMIN HERE.

IS OUR PLAN PROGRESSING SMOOTHLY?

SMOOTH AS A SOW'S EAR, BABY.

SO YOU'VE HIRED THE ASSASSIN?

ONLY THE MOST DANGEROUS PROFESSIONAL MONEY COULD BUY.

DON'T WORRY, THIS THING'S COVERED.

REMEMBER, VERMIN, I'LL FINANCE YOUR NEXT 10 PICTURES

IF YOU GET RID OF DODGERS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

HEY, STAY BEAUTIFUL, KIDDO. PEACE OUT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DESTROY A BELOVED HERO

JUST TO FURTHER MY OWN SELFISH AIMS.

I LOVE THIS TOWN!

ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY.

IN THIS SCENE, WE INTRODUCE YOUR LOVE INTEREST,

THE EAGER, YOUNG, AND MAY I ADD, BEAUTIFUL SPACE CADET.

C-CAPTAIN DODGERS DOES NOT HAVE A B-BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG SPACE CADET.

CAN'T ARGUE WITH HIM THERE.

YEAH, WE ADDED HER IN THE REWRITE.

BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE T-TRUE STORY OF DUCK DODGERS.

WELL, IT IS, BUT IN ORDER TO MAKE THESE TRUE STORIES

MORE ACCURATE, WE ADD FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS AND EVENTS.

THIS ALLOWS THE WRITERS MORE LEEWAY TO FABRICATE A STORY

THAT'S ACTUALLY MORE TRUE THAN THE REAL EVENTS. HEH HEH HEH.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE.

NOW, LOOK, BOYS, WE CAN QUIBBLE ABOUT THIS ALL DAY.

WHY DON'T YOU MEET THE ACTRESS FIRST.

OH, NINA.

[CRASH]

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO ICE, HARRY,

THE PIG OR THE DUCK?

HA HA HA. THE DUCK.

THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO EASY.

JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE IT QUICK ON THE POOR JERK.

I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR.

OK, DODGERS, HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU TWO KIDS ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE,

BUT IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.

SO YOU JUST TRY AND LET HER DOWN EASY.

ROLL CAMERA AND...ACTION!

Man: DUCK DODGERS. THE MOVIE.

LOVE SCENE. TAKE 1.

IT'S OVER! HIT THE BRICKS, SISTER!

IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,

IT'S A GIRLFRIEND WHO CAN'T TAKE A HINT.

WE ARE THROUGH!

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.

AND...SCENE.

T-TALK ABOUT A RERUN OF LAST VALENTINE'S DAY.

UH, YOUR LEVEL OF INTENSITY IS GOOD,

BUT ON THIS NEXT TAKE, LET'S GO FOR SUBTLE AND TENDER,

LOVEY-DOVEY, KISSY-WISSY.

AND...ACTION!

Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.

LOVE SCENE. TAKE 2.

OH, CADET, MY LOVEY-DOVEY, POOKIE-WOOKUMS.

OUR LOVE... IS NOT MEANT TO BE.

OH, MY CAPTAIN...

UH-OH IN MY STOMACH.

ONE LAST KISS BEFORE WE PART.

[SLURP SLURP]

HEY, HEY, ENOUGH WITH THE KISSING ALREADY.

I HAD CLAMS FOR LUNCH.

REMEMBER, KIDS, NEVER GET A CUT-RATE FACE LIFT.

I SHOULD BE PAYING YOU FOR THIS ONE, HARRY.

KNOCK 'EM DEAD, NINA.

WITH PLEASURE.

Vermin: AND...ACTION!

OH, MY DARLING. OH, MY DARLING.

OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE.

I WAS LOST AND GONE FOREVER

SIMPLE PARTING, CLEMENTINE

NOW, HARRY?

YEAH, YEAH, HURRY BEFORE HE STARTS THE CHORUS AGAIN.

DODGERS, YOUR TIME IS UP.

HANG ON, SWEETIE, I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED.

H.V., I THINK WE'RE OUT OF SCRIPT.

GO WITH IT. IT'S REAL, BABY.

NOW FOR MY REVENGE.

LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING

THAT I PLAYED THE BANJO.

YOU REALIZE THAT'S ONLY A BANJO.

ONLY A BANJO, HA! AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME.

AAH!

WHY, THIS BANJO IS AS DEAR TO ME

AS A MEMBER OF MY OWN FAMILY.

CHEAP STUPID BANJO.

HA! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DISARM ME WITH A BROKEN BANJO?

THAT WASN'T JUST ANY BROKEN BANJO, IT WAS A KOOKABURRA

SPECIAL LIMITED RESONANCE FROM AUSTRALIA.

OH, NO, THE KLIBURN EFFECT OF RETURN RESONANT VIBRATION.

YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC THEORY.

COME TO PAPA.

WOW! THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CADET, BUT NOW THE NUNCHUCKS ARE ON THE OTHER FOOT.

YOU SHALL RECEIVE NO MERCY.

[CRASHING SOUND]

WHOOPS! WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE MERCY.

IF MERCY'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVING?

I'LL PASS.

CADET, REMEMBER ALL WE'VE MEANT TO EACH OTHER.

I NEVER LOVED YOU. IT WAS ONLY A JOB TO ME.

I ONCE HAD A CADET WHO KNEW THAT BEING A CADET

WAS MORE THAN JUST A JOB.

I COUNT MYSELF AS PRIVILEGED TO HAVE SERVED BESIDE HIM.

SO, WHERE IS HE NOW?

HERE I AM.

[GASPS]

C-CHEW THAT SCENERY, TOOTS.

CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE TO DO THIS WHOLE SCENE AGAIN.

LUCKY ME.

ALL RIGHT, DODGERS. OUR NEXT SCENE TAKES PLACE

IN THIS RE-CREATION OF THE MARTIAN DESERT.

BUT WE ARE ON LOCATION. THIS IS THE MARTIAN DESERT.

OH, SILLY ME, I GUESS IT IS.

THOSE BOYS IN THE SET DEPARTMENT

DO SUCH GOOD WORK THESE DAYS.

WELL, MAYBE THEY SHOULD START WRITING SCRIPTS,

BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OUT OF THIS JUNK.

LOOK, IN THIS SCENE, THE MARTIAN QUEEN HAS DECLARED

HER UNDYING LOVE AND PROMISED TO MAKE YOU THE KING OF MARS.

KING OF MARS! WHO WOULD BELIEVE SUCH NONSENSE?

THIS STORY STINKS.

LET'S BE HONEST, KIDDO.

THIS IS AN ACTION COMEDY STARRING A CARTOON DUCK.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STORY, SO YOU JUST LISTEN CAREFULLY,

AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS 'CAUSE I AM THE DIRECTOR HERE!

I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE THIS DOOFUS IN POST.

Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.

DESERT SCENE. TAKE 1.

AND...ACTION!

Vermin: YOU'RE LOST IN THE MARTIAN DESERT.

THE BLAZING SUN IS MERCILESS. YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST!

[COUGHS]

SAY, VERMIN, WHO'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE MARTIAN QUEEN?

I MUST ADMIT, I'M PARTIAL TO MS. MARILU HENNER.

[GROWLING]

YOU TRUDGE ON BUT SUDDENLY STOP

AND DISCOVER YOU'RE TRAPPED IN DEADLY QUICKSAND!

BUT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN QUICKSAND.

YES, YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE STUCK,

LIKE A HELPLESS LITTLE FLY TRAPPED BY A VILLAINOUS SPIDER.

NO, I'M NOT.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I'M TRAPPED AT ALL.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS QUICKSAND?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DEATHTRAP COST?

WELL, I'M NOT SINKING.

WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE TO KICK IN.

NOTHING.

UH-UH.

HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!

OH, GOOD. GOOD, BABY. WORK IT.

GOT TO BREAK FREE.

TOO MUCH TO RESIST!

GEEZ, DODGERS, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

HA, LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER.

I COULD DO BETTER. WHY, ANYBODY COULD DO BETTER.

YOU SEE, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

IN FACT, I FEEL IT WORKING ALREADY.

HEY! YOU'RE SINKING. YOU'RE ACTUALLY SINKING.

OF COURSE I AM.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. ALMOST AN ART FORM THE WAY YOU DO IT.

WHY, THANK...YOU.

I WONDER IF MARILU HAS PLANS FOR LUNCH.

[MUFFLED] I HATE YOU, DODGERS. HATE YOU.

YO, YO, SUGAR DADDY.

ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK, VERMIN?

HEY, WOULD I KID A PSYCHOTIC MARTIAN NUT JOB?

YEESH.

B-BUT HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE IN THE MOVIE?

WELL, THE WRITERS HAVE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT.

YOU SEE, SHE'S BEING EVAPORATED UP TO THE SHIP

AND THERE'S INTERFERENCE FROM A FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORM.

AND TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN THE EVAPORATOR MALFUNCTIONS.

WE FINALLY MANAGE TO STABILIZE THE SITUATION, BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

SHE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED... INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE.

THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, BABE.

ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY. THIS IS THE BIG KILLER SCENE

WHERE YOU SAVE THE CADET, WHO'S BEEN CHAINED TO A GIANT BLOCK,

FROM A GIANT RAGING ASTRO DRAGON.

B-BUT CAPTAIN DODGERS NEVER RESCUED ME FROM AN ASTRO DRAGON.

WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EH?

WELL, THERE WAS THIS TIME WHEN A BEE FLEW

DANGEROUSLY NEAR THE CADET

AND I SWATTED IT WITH A NEWSPAPER.

THE BEE STUNG ME.

PERFECT. INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS.

Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.

ARENA SCENE. TAKE 1.

Vermin: CADET, YOU'RE SCARED. YOU'VE BEEN CHAINED TO A BLOCK.

YOU TURN AND LOOK AT THE JEERING CROWD...

THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G.

YOU HEAR SOMETHING.

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G., TOO.

BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO!

YOU LOOK AROUND, BUT THERE'S NO HELP IN SIGHT.

THEN YOU SEE A GLIMPSE OF THE MONSTER!

IS THIS WHERE I RUN IN AND SAVE THE DAY?

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO CREATE DRAMATIC TENSION.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO IN.

THE MONSTER ENTERS THE ARENA.

NOW JUST GO WITH IT!

[SNORTING]

[ROARING]

AAH!

GRRR. AAH!

Vermin: ENTER DUCK DODGERS!

I THINK IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,

I'LL LET THAT THING SETTLE DOWN A BIT.

I SAID, "ENTER DUCK DODGERS!"

OK. SOMEBODY'S ON A POWER TRIP.

AAH!

HEY, HAM BONE, KNOCK OFF THE CORNY SCREAMING.

I-I'M NOT ACTING. I THINK HE MEANS BUSINESS.

[ROARING]

HEY, VERMIN, THIS IS ONE

OF THOSE TRAINED ASTRO DRAGONS, RIGHT?

HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, THE TRAINED ONES ARE A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE.

STUPID BUDGET CUTS.

HEY, WE'RE STILL ROLLING. MAKE WITH THE ACTION!

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. I'VE GOT SUPER TECHNOLOGY.

[SNORTING]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I--I LOVE "THE WIZARD OF OZ."

ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT YOU CORNERED.

YOU BIG STUPID MONSTER.

BACK INTO YOUR PEN, MORON.

[ROARING]

POOR BRAVE CAPTAIN DODGERS.

HE'S SACRIFICING HIS LIFE THAT I MAY LIVE.

AAH!

HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK.

AAH!

AH, THIS IS PRICELESS.

YOU DROP THAT PIG RIGHT NOW.

PUT HIM DOWN!

YOU HEARD ME, BIG FELLA. PUT HIM DOWN.

[SIGHING]

THAT'S IT. NICE AND EASY LIKE--

A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

[SPITTING SOUND]

OH, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

SIT, BIG RED. GOOD PUPPY.

A LITTLE LOVE AND DISCIPLINE WAS ALL HE NEEDED.

DODGERS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.

I AM THE DIRECTOR. YELLING AT YOU IS MY JOB!

[ROARING]

AAH! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

YOU'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.

I ESTIMATE HE'LL TAKE 12 TO 14 HOURS

TO WORK HIS WAY THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE TRACT.

I THOUGHT THE INSIDE OF HIS M-MOUTH WAS GROSS.

THAT MEANS WE HAVE TIME FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.

Vermin: HEY, WE'RE LOSING LIGHT, PEOPLE!

EVERYTHING'S GOING COMPLETELY ACCORDING TO PLAN.

HEH HEH HEH.

THEN DUCK DODGERS IS FINISHED?

HUZZA!

DODGERS IS STILL ALIVE, ISN'T HE?

BUT NOT FOR LONG, BABY.

I THINK THIS PICTURE IS ABOUT TO REACH ITS EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX.

ALL RIGHT, KID, THIS IS IT,

THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF ALL.

IS THIS WHERE I PUT MY SPACE CAPTAIN CAREER ASIDE

TO PURSUE MY DREAMS IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY?

EVEN BETTER. IN THIS SCENE, YOU GET TO DEFUSE A BIG GIANT BOMB.

WOW! THAT'S A PLUTO NASH-SIZED BOMB.

THAT'S RIGHT,JUNIOR, AND IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE THIS BABY,

IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE RAINFOREST.

NOT THE RAINFOREST!

HERE'S THE INSTRUCTION BOOK. YOU GOT 60 SECONDS,

OR YOU CAN FORGET THE RING-TAILED LEMUR.

GOOD LUCK...

AND ACTION!

HEH HEH HEH. HELLO, MARTIAN MOOLA.

Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.

BIG KABLOOEY SCENE. TAKE 1.

LESS THAN A MINUTE, HUH? SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME.

HA HA HA HA.

I DON'T KNOW WHY VERMIN GAVE ME THIS INSTRUCTION BOOK.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S WRITTEN IN CHINESE.

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH ALL THESE SPARE PARTS IN THE WAY.

HEE HEE HEE!

HMM. THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL.

NOPE, JUST MADE A MESS.

I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FILLED IT WITH FERAL CATS.

HA! THESE BABY HUEY COMICS GET FUNNIER EVERY YEAR.

C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, SHOULDN'T YOU BE DEFUSING THE BOMB?

DEFUSING...THE BOMB!

ANY SECOND NOW AND KABLOOEY!

Dodgers: MORE UNNECESSARY JUNK.

3...2...1.

WHAT, NO KABLOOEY?

BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A KABLOOEY.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOMB?

I DEFUSED IT.

HA HA. YOU WHAT?

JUST A SIMPLE MATTER OF DISCONNECTING

THAT BLUE WIRE THINGY.

OH, WELL, I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

WHAT BLUE WIRE THINGY?

DON'T YOU EVER WATCH THE MOVIES? IT'S NEVER THE BLUE WIRE THINGY.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DISCONNECT THE RED WIRE THINGY.

LIKE SO...

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

HEY, I SURRENDER, DODGERS.

HARRY VERMIN KNOWS WHEN HE'S BEATEN.

ME AND THE MARTIAN HAD THIS WHOLE SCAM WORKED UP TO DO YOU IN.

WHAT MARTIAN?

YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY. HEAD LIKE A BOWLING BALL.

THAT JERK.

NOW LOOK AT MY STUDIO! I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS PICTURE.

GEE, I HATE TO SEE A HOMICIDAL MEGALOMANIAC SO DEPRESSED.

UH, MR. VERMIN...

WHAT IS IT, KID?

I ONCE TOOK A FILM CLASS AT A C-COMMUNITY COLLEGE

AND M-MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THE FOOTAGE YOU SHOT.

DO YOU THINK SO?

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

AH, THERE HE IS! DUCK DODGERS.

All: OH, DODGERS! WHAT A MAN.

YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?

I'M A STAR.

UH, T-THOSE GIRLS WORK FOR THE STUDIO.

OH, MR. VERMIN, YOUR MOVIE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

IT SURE IS.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIT AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS.

THAT WAS ALL ME.

HEY HEY, THE SUPERSTARS ARE HERE.

CADET, I LOVE THAT BIT YOU DID AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS.

HA HA HA. I STOLE IT FROM A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL.

AND YOU CATCH ON QUICK.

WE BETTER GET IN. THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.

HERE IT COMES. MY NAME IN LIGHTS.

[APPLAUSE]

WHAT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

HE'S THE B-BANKABLE STAR TALENT.

SHH. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE PICTURE.

DODGERS MAY LIVE, BUT DUE TO MY INITIAL INVESTMENT,

I, AT LEAST, STAND TO MAKE A FINANCIAL KILLING.