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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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Man: TONIGHT,
PREPARE YOURSELF
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FOR ALL-OUT EXTREME
NITRO EXCITEMENT.
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WATCH...
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THINGS...
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EXPLODE!
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I WEEP FOR THE BRAIN
THIS APPEALS TO.
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MAYBE SOMETHING'S
ON THE CLASSIC NETWORK.
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[AS JOHN WAYNE]
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, STUMPY.
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NOTHING BUT PRUNES AND DANISHES
FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
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HA HA HA HA.
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THIS IS A CLASSIC?
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Announcer: HA HA HA!
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HAPPY-CAT SAY GET
READY FOR BIG-TIME FUN.
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FUN BUYING HAPPY-CAT
PRODUCTS, THAT IS.
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HAPPY CAT FLOOR WAX...
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HAPPY CAT POWER MITER SAW...
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AND THE OLD-NEW
HAPPY CAT TURKEY FRYER.
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MARKET-DRIVEN CRUD
CAN THE PUBLIC STAND?
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WHAT THE PEOPLE
NEED IS SOMETHING
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WITH A LITTLE ARTISTIC VISION,
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SOMETHING WITH A HEART.
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SOMETHING LIKE MY
AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SCRIPT
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RECENTLY SUBMITTED
TO VERMIN PICTURES.
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AND WITH A NAME LIKE VERMIN,
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YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THE PUBLIC'S
BEST INTERESTS IN MIND.
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C-CAPTAIN DODGERS!
C-CAPTAIN DODGERS!
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THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU
ON THE VIEW SCREEN.
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IT'S FROM HOLLYWOOD PLANET.
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PUT THEM THROUGH.
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DODGER, BABY,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?
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WHO ARE YOU?
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THIS IS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
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AND DIRECTOR-TO-BEAT-ALL
HARRY VERMIN.
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I WANT TO TURN YOUR SCRIPT
INTO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
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MEET ME AT 10 QUADRISECS
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AT THE COMMISSARY
OF VERMIN STUDIOS.
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I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
A STAR, BABY, A STAR.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT,
CADET?
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ME, A STAR!
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I WAS BORN ACCUSTOMED TO.
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SO PACK MY BAGS.
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I'M GOING TO
NEED A FLUNKY.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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WELCOME TO
THE BIG TIME, BOYS.
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HEY, WHAT'S WITH
GLOOMY GUS HERE?
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HE LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE FLUSHED
HIS HAMSTER.
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CAPTAIN DODGERS IS
QUIET AND INTROSPECTIVE
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B-BECAUSE HE'S TRYING
TO FIND HIS CHARACTER.
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BUT HE'S PLAYING HIMSELF.
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CAPTAIN DODGERS ALSO REQUESTS
THAT THE FOLLOWING ITEMS
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BE AVAILABLE IN HIS TRAILER.
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S-SALTINES, POTATO CHIPS,
13 POUNDS OF DRIED KIELBASA,
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A POMEGRANATE-SCENTED
AROMATHERAPY CANDLE,
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A RING-TAILED LEMUR--
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LOOK, DODGERS BABY,
WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU GOT IT,
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THIS IS YOUR PICTURE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS.
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I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE LEMUR.
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LOOK, WE'RE ON
A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE.
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IN FACT, WE'RE
ALREADY 6 WEEKS LATE.
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BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.
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THAT DOESN'T STOP
MY FINANCIAL BACKER
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FROM BREATHING
DOWN MY NECK.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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WELL, THIS IS
MR. MONEYBAGS NOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU
TWO SUPERSTARS
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GET MEASURED
FOR YOUR COSTUMES
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AND LET DADDY
TAKE THIS CALL.
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WHATEVER.
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THERE YOU GO.
GOOD KIDS.
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BEAT IT.
VERMIN HERE.
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IS OUR PLAN
PROGRESSING SMOOTHLY?
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SMOOTH AS
A SOW'S EAR, BABY.
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SO YOU'VE HIRED
THE ASSASSIN?
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ONLY THE MOST
DANGEROUS PROFESSIONAL
MONEY COULD BUY.
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DON'T WORRY,
THIS THING'S COVERED.
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REMEMBER, VERMIN, I'LL FINANCE
YOUR NEXT 10 PICTURES
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IF YOU GET RID OF
DODGERS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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HEY, STAY BEAUTIFUL,
KIDDO. PEACE OUT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING
TO DESTROY A BELOVED HERO
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JUST TO FURTHER
MY OWN SELFISH AIMS.
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I LOVE THIS TOWN!
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ALL RIGHT,
DODGERS BABY.
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IN THIS SCENE,
WE INTRODUCE
YOUR LOVE INTEREST,
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THE EAGER, YOUNG,
AND MAY I ADD,
BEAUTIFUL SPACE CADET.
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C-CAPTAIN DODGERS DOES
NOT HAVE A B-BEAUTIFUL,
YOUNG SPACE CADET.
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CAN'T ARGUE WITH HIM THERE.
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YEAH, WE ADDED HER
IN THE REWRITE.
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BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE T-TRUE STORY
OF DUCK DODGERS.
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WELL, IT IS,
BUT IN ORDER TO MAKE
THESE TRUE STORIES
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MORE ACCURATE, WE ADD
FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS
AND EVENTS.
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THIS ALLOWS THE WRITERS
MORE LEEWAY TO
FABRICATE A STORY
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THAT'S ACTUALLY MORE
TRUE THAN THE REAL
EVENTS. HEH HEH HEH.
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE
A LICK OF SENSE.
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NOW, LOOK, BOYS, WE CAN QUIBBLE
ABOUT THIS ALL DAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU MEET
THE ACTRESS FIRST.
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OH, NINA.
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[CRASH]
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WHICH ONE DO YOU
WANT ME TO ICE, HARRY,
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THE PIG OR THE DUCK?
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HA HA HA.
THE DUCK.
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THIS IS GOING
TO BE TOO EASY.
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JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE
IT QUICK ON THE POOR JERK.
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I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR.
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OK, DODGERS,
HERE'S THE DEAL.
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YOU TWO KIDS ARE
VERY MUCH IN LOVE,
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BUT IT'S JUST
NOT MEANT TO BE.
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SO YOU JUST TRY
AND LET HER DOWN EASY.
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ROLL CAMERA AND...ACTION!
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Man: DUCK DODGERS.
THE MOVIE.
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LOVE SCENE.
TAKE 1.
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IT'S OVER!
HIT THE BRICKS, SISTER!
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IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,
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IT'S A GIRLFRIEND
WHO CAN'T TAKE A HINT.
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WE ARE THROUGH!
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HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
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AND...SCENE.
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T-TALK ABOUT A RERUN
OF LAST VALENTINE'S DAY.
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UH, YOUR LEVEL OF
INTENSITY IS GOOD,
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BUT ON THIS NEXT TAKE, LET'S
GO FOR SUBTLE AND TENDER,
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LOVEY-DOVEY,
KISSY-WISSY.
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AND...ACTION!
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Man: DUCK DODGERS,
THE MOVIE.
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LOVE SCENE.
TAKE 2.
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OH, CADET, MY LOVEY-DOVEY,
POOKIE-WOOKUMS.
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OUR LOVE...
IS NOT MEANT TO BE.
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OH, MY CAPTAIN...
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UH-OH IN MY STOMACH.
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ONE LAST KISS
BEFORE WE PART.
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[SLURP SLURP]
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HEY, HEY, ENOUGH WITH
THE KISSING ALREADY.
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I HAD CLAMS FOR LUNCH.
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REMEMBER, KIDS, NEVER
GET A CUT-RATE FACE LIFT.
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I SHOULD BE PAYING
YOU FOR THIS ONE, HARRY.
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KNOCK 'EM DEAD, NINA.
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WITH PLEASURE.
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Vermin: AND...ACTION!
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OH, MY DARLING.
OH, MY DARLING.
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OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE.
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I WAS LOST
AND GONE FOREVER
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SIMPLE PARTING,
CLEMENTINE
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NOW, HARRY?
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YEAH, YEAH, HURRY
BEFORE HE STARTS
THE CHORUS AGAIN.
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DODGERS, YOUR TIME IS UP.
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HANG ON, SWEETIE,
I'M ALMOST FINISHED.
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YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED.
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H.V., I THINK
WE'RE OUT OF SCRIPT.
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GO WITH IT.
IT'S REAL, BABY.
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NOW FOR MY REVENGE.
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LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHEN
WE FIRST STARTED DATING
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THAT I PLAYED THE BANJO.
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YOU REALIZE
THAT'S ONLY A BANJO.
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ONLY A BANJO, HA!
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME.
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AAH!
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WHY, THIS BANJO
IS AS DEAR TO ME
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AS A MEMBER OF MY OWN FAMILY.
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CHEAP STUPID BANJO.
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HA! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
DISARM ME WITH A BROKEN BANJO?
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THAT WASN'T JUST ANY BROKEN
BANJO, IT WAS A KOOKABURRA
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SPECIAL LIMITED
RESONANCE FROM AUSTRALIA.
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OH, NO, THE KLIBURN EFFECT
OF RETURN RESONANT VIBRATION.
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YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC THEORY.
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COME TO PAPA.
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WOW! THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.
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YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CADET,
BUT NOW THE NUNCHUCKS
ARE ON THE OTHER FOOT.
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YOU SHALL RECEIVE NO MERCY.
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[CRASHING SOUND]
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WHOOPS! WELL,
MAYBE A LITTLE MERCY.
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IF MERCY'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU,
HOW ABOUT A WHOLE
LOT OF LOVING?
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I'LL PASS.
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CADET, REMEMBER ALL
WE'VE MEANT TO EACH OTHER.
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I NEVER LOVED YOU.
IT WAS ONLY A JOB TO ME.
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I ONCE HAD A CADET
WHO KNEW THAT BEING A CADET
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WAS MORE THAN JUST A JOB.
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I COUNT MYSELF AS PRIVILEGED
TO HAVE SERVED BESIDE HIM.
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SO, WHERE IS HE NOW?
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HERE I AM.
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[GASPS]
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C-CHEW THAT SCENERY, TOOTS.
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CUT, CUT,
CUT, CUT, CUT.
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THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE TO
DO THIS WHOLE SCENE AGAIN.
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LUCKY ME.
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ALL RIGHT, DODGERS.
OUR NEXT SCENE TAKES PLACE
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IN THIS RE-CREATION
OF THE MARTIAN DESERT.
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BUT WE ARE ON LOCATION.
THIS IS THE MARTIAN DESERT.
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OH, SILLY ME,
I GUESS IT IS.
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THOSE BOYS IN
THE SET DEPARTMENT
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DO SUCH GOOD WORK
THESE DAYS.
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WELL, MAYBE THEY SHOULD
START WRITING SCRIPTS,
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BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE HEADS
OR TAILS OUT OF THIS JUNK.
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LOOK, IN THIS SCENE,
THE MARTIAN QUEEN HAS DECLARED
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HER UNDYING LOVE AND PROMISED
TO MAKE YOU THE KING OF MARS.
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KING OF MARS!
WHO WOULD BELIEVE SUCH NONSENSE?
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THIS STORY STINKS.
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LET'S BE HONEST, KIDDO.
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THIS IS AN ACTION COMEDY
STARRING A CARTOON DUCK.
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STORY,
SO YOU JUST LISTEN CAREFULLY,
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AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
'CAUSE I AM THE DIRECTOR HERE!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE
THIS DOOFUS IN POST.
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Man: DUCK DODGERS,
THE MOVIE.
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DESERT SCENE.
TAKE 1.
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AND...ACTION!
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Vermin: YOU'RE LOST
IN THE MARTIAN DESERT.
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THE BLAZING SUN IS MERCILESS.
YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST!
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[COUGHS]
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SAY, VERMIN, WHO'LL
BE PLAYING THE PART OF
THE MARTIAN QUEEN?
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I MUST ADMIT, I'M PARTIAL
TO MS. MARILU HENNER.
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[GROWLING]
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YOU TRUDGE ON
BUT SUDDENLY STOP
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AND DISCOVER YOU'RE TRAPPED
IN DEADLY QUICKSAND!
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00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,302
BUT I'M NOT
TRAPPED IN QUICKSAND.
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YES, YES, YOU ARE.
YOU'RE STUCK,
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LIKE A HELPLESS
LITTLE FLY TRAPPED BY
A VILLAINOUS SPIDER.
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NO, I'M NOT.
223
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,482
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
I'M TRAPPED AT ALL.
224
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,654
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS QUICKSAND?
225
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,923
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THAT DEATHTRAP COST?
226
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,724
WELL, I'M NOT SINKING.
227
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,886
WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE
IT A CHANCE TO KICK IN.
228
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:08,634
NOTHING.
229
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:12,995
UH-UH.
230
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,036
HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
231
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,574
OH, GOOD.
GOOD, BABY.
WORK IT.
232
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,279
GOT TO BREAK FREE.
233
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,882
TOO MUCH TO RESIST!
234
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,580
GEEZ, DODGERS, CAN'T
YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
235
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,520
HA, LIKE YOU COULD DO
ANY BETTER.
236
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,785
I COULD DO BETTER.
WHY, ANYBODY
COULD DO BETTER.
237
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,786
YOU SEE, IT'S ACTUALLY
QUITE SIMPLE.
238
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,988
IN FACT, I FEEL
IT WORKING ALREADY.
239
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,330
HEY! YOU'RE SINKING.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SINKING.
240
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,756
OF COURSE I AM.
241
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,672
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.
242
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:51,303
IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
ALMOST AN ART FORM
THE WAY YOU DO IT.
243
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,971
WHY, THANK...YOU.
244
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:57,281
I WONDER IF MARILU
HAS PLANS FOR LUNCH.
245
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,022
[MUFFLED]
I HATE YOU, DODGERS.
HATE YOU.
246
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,330
YO, YO, SUGAR DADDY.
247
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,467
ARE YOU CERTAIN
THIS WILL WORK, VERMIN?
248
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:25,473
HEY, WOULD I KID
A PSYCHOTIC MARTIAN NUT JOB?
249
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,438
YEESH.
250
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,608
B-BUT HOW ARE THEY GOING
TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE
IN THE MOVIE?
251
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,277
WELL, THE WRITERS HAVE
GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT.
252
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,646
YOU SEE, SHE'S BEING
EVAPORATED UP TO THE SHIP
253
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,085
AND THERE'S INTERFERENCE FROM
A FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORM.
254
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,492
AND TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN
THE EVAPORATOR MALFUNCTIONS.
255
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:46,725
WE FINALLY MANAGE
TO STABILIZE THE SITUATION,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
256
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:51,903
SHE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED...
INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE.
257
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:56,535
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, BABE.
258
00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,413
ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY.
THIS IS THE BIG KILLER SCENE
259
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,283
WHERE YOU SAVE THE CADET, WHO'S
BEEN CHAINED TO A GIANT BLOCK,
260
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,613
FROM A GIANT RAGING
ASTRO DRAGON.
261
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,018
B-BUT CAPTAIN DODGERS
NEVER RESCUED ME FROM
AN ASTRO DRAGON.
262
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,752
WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EH?
263
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,889
WELL, THERE WAS THIS
TIME WHEN A BEE FLEW
264
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,715
DANGEROUSLY
NEAR THE CADET
265
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,559
AND I SWATTED IT
WITH A NEWSPAPER.
266
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,625
THE BEE STUNG ME.
267
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,263
PERFECT.
INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS.
268
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,030
Man: DUCK DODGERS,
THE MOVIE.
269
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,638
ARENA SCENE.
TAKE 1.
270
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,412
Vermin: CADET, YOU'RE SCARED.
YOU'VE BEEN CHAINED TO A BLOCK.
271
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,012
YOU TURN AND LOOK
AT THE JEERING CROWD...
272
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,805
THAT WILL BE ADDED
LATER IN C.G.
273
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,006
YOU HEAR SOMETHING.
274
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,149
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
275
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,184
THAT WILL BE ADDED
LATER IN C.G., TOO.
276
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,680
BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO!
277
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,021
YOU LOOK AROUND, BUT
THERE'S NO HELP IN SIGHT.
278
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,987
THEN YOU SEE A GLIMPSE
OF THE MONSTER!
279
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,526
IS THIS WHERE I RUN IN
AND SAVE THE DAY?
280
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,495
LOOK, I'M TRYING TO
CREATE DRAMATIC TENSION.
281
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,304
I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN TO GO IN.
282
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,596
THE MONSTER ENTERS THE ARENA.
283
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,900
NOW JUST GO WITH IT!
284
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,372
[SNORTING]
285
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,410
[ROARING]
286
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,035
AAH!
287
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,310
GRRR.
AAH!
288
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,678
Vermin: ENTER DUCK DODGERS!
289
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,216
I THINK IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,
290
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,352
I'LL LET THAT THING
SETTLE DOWN A BIT.
291
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,817
I SAID, "ENTER
DUCK DODGERS!"
292
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,186
OK. SOMEBODY'S ON A POWER TRIP.
293
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,516
AAH!
294
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,201
HEY, HAM BONE, KNOCK
OFF THE CORNY SCREAMING.
295
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,401
I-I'M NOT ACTING.
I THINK HE MEANS
BUSINESS.
296
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,474
[ROARING]
297
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,903
HEY, VERMIN, THIS IS ONE
298
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,339
OF THOSE TRAINED
ASTRO DRAGONS, RIGHT?
299
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:42,005
HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, THE TRAINED
ONES ARE A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE.
300
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,535
STUPID BUDGET CUTS.
301
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,280
HEY, WE'RE STILL ROLLING.
MAKE WITH THE ACTION!
302
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,676
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.
I'VE GOT SUPER TECHNOLOGY.
303
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,720
[SNORTING]
304
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,994
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
305
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,085
I--I LOVE "THE WIZARD OF OZ."
306
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,657
ALL RIGHT, I'VE
GOT YOU CORNERED.
307
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,686
YOU BIG STUPID MONSTER.
308
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,561
BACK INTO YOUR PEN,
MORON.
309
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:16,207
[ROARING]
310
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,936
POOR BRAVE
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
311
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,851
HE'S SACRIFICING HIS
LIFE THAT I MAY LIVE.
312
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,323
AAH!
313
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,393
HE'LL BE OK.
HE'LL BE OK.
HE'LL BE OK.
314
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,816
AAH!
315
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,430
AH, THIS IS PRICELESS.
316
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,692
YOU DROP THAT
PIG RIGHT NOW.
317
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,631
PUT HIM DOWN!
318
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,696
YOU HEARD ME,
BIG FELLA.
PUT HIM DOWN.
319
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,026
[SIGHING]
320
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:45,141
THAT'S IT.
NICE AND EASY LIKE--
321
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,705
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
322
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,813
[SPITTING SOUND]
323
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,405
OH, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
324
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,385
SIT, BIG RED.
GOOD PUPPY.
325
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,451
A LITTLE LOVE AND DISCIPLINE
WAS ALL HE NEEDED.
326
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,921
DODGERS! WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
327
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,590
YOU'RE RUINING
EVERYTHING.
328
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,498
IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T
BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.
329
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,171
I AM THE DIRECTOR.
YELLING AT YOU IS MY JOB!
330
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,932
[ROARING]
331
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,541
AAH! LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUT!
332
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,444
YOU'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
333
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,406
I ESTIMATE HE'LL
TAKE 12 TO 14 HOURS
334
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,145
TO WORK HIS WAY THROUGH
THE DIGESTIVE TRACT.
335
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,752
I THOUGHT THE INSIDE
OF HIS M-MOUTH
WAS GROSS.
336
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,975
THAT MEANS WE HAVE TIME
FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.
337
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,090
Vermin: HEY,
WE'RE LOSING LIGHT, PEOPLE!
338
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,455
EVERYTHING'S GOING
COMPLETELY ACCORDING TO PLAN.
339
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,325
HEH HEH HEH.
340
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,132
THEN DUCK DODGERS IS FINISHED?
341
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:45,274
HUZZA!
342
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,202
DODGERS IS STILL ALIVE,
ISN'T HE?
343
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,298
BUT NOT FOR LONG, BABY.
344
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:55,510
I THINK THIS PICTURE IS ABOUT
TO REACH ITS EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX.
345
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,205
ALL RIGHT, KID,
THIS IS IT,
346
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,977
THE MOST IMPORTANT
SCENE OF ALL.
347
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,405
IS THIS WHERE I PUT MY
SPACE CAPTAIN CAREER ASIDE
348
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,921
TO PURSUE MY DREAMS IN
THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY?
349
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:09,363
EVEN BETTER. IN THIS SCENE,
YOU GET TO DEFUSE
A BIG GIANT BOMB.
350
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,862
WOW! THAT'S
A PLUTO NASH-SIZED BOMB.
351
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,098
THAT'S RIGHT,JUNIOR,
AND IF YOU DON'T
DEFUSE THIS BABY,
352
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,326
IT'S GOING TO DESTROY
THE RAINFOREST.
353
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,501
NOT THE RAINFOREST!
354
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,040
HERE'S THE INSTRUCTION BOOK.
YOU GOT 60 SECONDS,
355
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,065
OR YOU CAN FORGET
THE RING-TAILED LEMUR.
356
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,141
GOOD LUCK...
357
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,209
AND ACTION!
358
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,948
HEH HEH HEH.
HELLO, MARTIAN MOOLA.
359
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,824
Man: DUCK DODGERS,
THE MOVIE.
360
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,723
BIG KABLOOEY SCENE.
TAKE 1.
361
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,687
LESS THAN A MINUTE, HUH?
SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME.
362
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,226
HA HA HA HA.
363
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,232
I DON'T KNOW WHY VERMIN GAVE
ME THIS INSTRUCTION BOOK.
364
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,595
I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S WRITTEN IN CHINESE.
365
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,103
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH ALL
THESE SPARE PARTS IN THE WAY.
366
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,697
HEE HEE HEE!
367
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,838
HMM. THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL.
368
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,772
NOPE, JUST MADE A MESS.
369
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,851
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I FILLED IT WITH FERAL CATS.
370
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:13,045
HA! THESE BABY HUEY COMICS
GET FUNNIER EVERY YEAR.
371
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,959
C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
DEFUSING THE BOMB?
372
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,863
DEFUSING...THE BOMB!
373
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,396
ANY SECOND NOW AND KABLOOEY!
374
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,662
Dodgers: MORE UNNECESSARY JUNK.
375
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,873
3...2...1.
376
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,671
WHAT, NO KABLOOEY?
377
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,910
BUT THERE'S GOT
TO BE A KABLOOEY.
378
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,875
WHAT DID YOU DO
TO MY BOMB?
379
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,354
I DEFUSED IT.
380
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,982
HA HA. YOU WHAT?
381
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,917
JUST A SIMPLE MATTER
OF DISCONNECTING
382
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,282
THAT BLUE WIRE THINGY.
383
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,051
OH, WELL, I'LL
BE IN MY TRAILER.
384
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,788
WHAT BLUE WIRE THINGY?
385
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,464
DON'T YOU EVER WATCH THE MOVIES?
IT'S NEVER THE BLUE WIRE THINGY.
386
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,034
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DISCONNECT
THE RED WIRE THINGY.
387
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,633
LIKE SO...
388
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,512
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
389
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,112
HEY, I SURRENDER, DODGERS.
390
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,713
HARRY VERMIN KNOWS
WHEN HE'S BEATEN.
391
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,776
ME AND THE MARTIAN
HAD THIS WHOLE SCAM
WORKED UP TO DO YOU IN.
392
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,246
WHAT MARTIAN?
393
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,615
YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY.
HEAD LIKE A BOWLING BALL.
394
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,024
THAT JERK.
395
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,955
NOW LOOK AT MY STUDIO!
I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS PICTURE.
396
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:27,792
GEE, I HATE TO SEE
A HOMICIDAL MEGALOMANIAC
SO DEPRESSED.
397
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,130
UH, MR. VERMIN...
398
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,595
WHAT IS IT, KID?
399
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,673
I ONCE TOOK A FILM CLASS
AT A C-COMMUNITY COLLEGE
400
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,973
AND M-MAYBE I CAN DO
SOMETHING WITH THE
FOOTAGE YOU SHOT.
401
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,906
DO YOU THINK SO?
402
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,679
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
403
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:50,275
AH, THERE HE IS!
DUCK DODGERS.
404
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,450
All: OH, DODGERS! WHAT A MAN.
405
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,950
YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
406
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,461
I'M A STAR.
407
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,463
UH, T-THOSE GIRLS
WORK FOR THE STUDIO.
408
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,885
OH, MR. VERMIN, YOUR
MOVIE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
409
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,501
IT SURE IS.
410
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,033
PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIT AT
THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS.
411
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,828
THAT WAS ALL ME.
412
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,270
HEY HEY,
THE SUPERSTARS
ARE HERE.
413
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,007
CADET, I LOVE THAT
BIT YOU DID AT THE END
WITH THE FLASHBACKS.
414
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,242
HA HA HA. I STOLE IT FROM
A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL.
415
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,879
AND YOU CATCH ON QUICK.
416
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,954
WE BETTER GET IN.
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.
417
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,419
HERE IT COMES.
MY NAME IN LIGHTS.
418
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,231
[APPLAUSE]
419
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,032
WHAT! HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS TO ME?
420
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,826
HE'S THE B-BANKABLE
STAR TALENT.
421
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,799
SHH. I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE PICTURE.
422
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,909
DODGERS MAY LIVE, BUT DUE
TO MY INITIAL INVESTMENT,
423
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,542
I, AT LEAST, STAND
TO MAKE A FINANCIAL KILLING.
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