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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS
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HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF
CENTURY
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[SCREAMING]
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WHERE IS DUCK DODGERS?
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU--
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I DON'T KNOW NOTHING,
MR. CANASTA!
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TALK!
WHY, YOU WOULDN'T HIT
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A CHICKEN MAN WITH GLASSES!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
DODGERS IS ON VACATION...
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ON ROBOWORLD!
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S A SIMULATION PLANET.
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YOU KNOW,
"LIVE THE ADVENTURE!"
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THEY USE ROBOTS TO CREATE
DIFFERENT HISTORICAL PERIODS.
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I HEAR IT'S VERY REALISTIC.
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THANK YOU FOR
THE INFORMATION.
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AAAHH!
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SUCH A POLITE BOY!
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SOON, DUCK DODGERS
WILL BE ONE DEAD DUCK!
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I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
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THIS IS GONNA BE
A GREAT VACATION!
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YES, SIR, YOU CAN'T BEAT
THE THRILL OF FIGHTING
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A BUNCH OF DEFENSELESS
ANDROIDS.
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AWW, IS SOMEONE
STILL POUTY WITH ME
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'CAUSE HE WON'T GET
TO SUN HIS BUNS
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AT MIAMI BEACH?
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WELL, COME ON, IT'S TIME
TO LIVE THE ADVENTURE!
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WELL, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD,
CAPTAIN, AND I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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HA HA! YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE A REAL
ARTIFICIAL ADVENTURE
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EVEN IF I HAVE
TO DRAG YOU!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CADET? YOU SEEM UNEASY.
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R-ROBOTS GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
CREEPED OUT ABOUT:
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UNDERNEATH THEIR LATEX SKIN,
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THEY'RE JUST BEAUTIFUL
MACHINERY.
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[WHINNY]
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I REST MY CASE.
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YOU LOOK HUNGRY,
MY ROBOTIC STALLION.
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HOW ABOUT A SHINY
ARTIFICIAL APPLE?
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AAH! AIN'T NATURE GRAND?
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ALL RIGHT, MI MUCHACHOS
AMIGOS CON CARNE!
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IT'S HIGH TIME WE
COMMENCED TO FUNNIN'.
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COMPLETE WITH CORNY
COWBOY DIALOGUE!
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OOH! TAKE A GANDER
OVER THERE!
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A COMPLETELY HARMLESS
ROBOTIC SIMULATION
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OF A LAWLESS WESTERN TOWN
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THAT NEEDS TO BE TAMED!
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IT'S ALL FAKE: THE BULLETS
ARE JUST GENTLE BURSTS
OF LASER LIGHT
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THAT DEACTIVATE THE ROBOTS
TEMPORARILY.
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W-WELL, IT LOOKS
AWFULLY DANGEROUS TO ME.
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HA! DANGER IS
MY MIDDLE NAME!
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I THOUGHT YOUR
MIDDLE NAME WAS EDGAR.
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I WAS SPEAKING
METAPHORICALLY!
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OH, YEAH--
M-METAPHORICALLY.
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COME AND GET IT,
YOU DELINQUENT DESPERADOS!
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SORRY. I THOUGHT
THAT BAGUETTE WAS LOADED.
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ALL RIGHTY,
YOU LAWLESS HOMBRES!
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ARE YOU READY TO
GIVE YOURSELVES UP
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AND COME ALONG
PEACEABLE-LIKE?
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WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP!
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DEACTIVATE US
ONE BY ONE, LAWMAN!
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS A-HOOPIN'
YOU WAS GONNA SAY!
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WHO'S NEXT?
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YOU'RE NEXT, DODGERS!
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THERE. THAT'LL LEARN 'EM!
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W-WOW, CAPTAIN--
I MEAN, SHERIFF.
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YOU REALLY KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE A GUN.
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JUST LIKE SHOOTING
LOBSTERS IN A TRAP.
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NOW TO FIND A LESS
CONSPICUOUS OUTFIT.
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HMM! TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE.
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JUST MY SIZE!
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W-WOW. IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU'VE DEACTIVATED
ALL THE BAD GUYS, SHERIFF.
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WAIT JUST A SECOND!
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LOOK! OVER THERE,
IN THE SHADOWS!
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UM, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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THERE! WHERE
I'M POINTING!
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UH, NOT SEEING IT.
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SEE? RIGHT THERE!
RIGHT OVER...THERE!
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YEAH, YOU MEAN
NEXT TO THAT BARREL?
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NO...
TO THE LEFT!
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OH, YEAH. COMING OUT
OF THAT ALLEY!
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I DON'T KNOW.
HE LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH!
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AS THE DULY
SWORN SHERIFF OF
THIS HERE TOWN,
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I'M COMPELLED
TO DO MY DUTY!
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UH, YOU'RE NOT THE SHERIFF
OF THIS TOWN.
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WEREN'T YOU
CALLING ME SHERIFF
JUST A MINUTE AGO?
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YEAH, B-BUT I WAS
JUST KIDDING AROUND.
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I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY
TO MAKE YOU SHERIFF.
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME!
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DODGERS! MY NAME
IS CANASTA--
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NASTY CANASTA!
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AND I'M CALLING YOU OUT!
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FINALLY, A ROBOT WITH
A LITTLE ATTITUDE!
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THE ONLY RUNNING
I'M GONNA DO
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IS RUNNING YOU
OUT OF DODGE!
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LOOK, DODGERS. I'M TRYING
TO BE ACCOMMODATING AND ALL,
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SO GET RUNNING!
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WHEN I WAS ELECTED
SHERIFF, I SWORE TO
UPHOLD THE LAWS
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OF THIS WORTHLESS,
NO-HORSE TOWN,
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AND RID IT OF MISCREANTS
LIKE YOURSELF,
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SO THAT'S WHAT
I AIM TO DO,
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OR DIE TRYING!
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IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S
GONNA BE, THEN DRAW!
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I HAVE TO WARN YOU:
I'M PRETTY QUICK WITH
THE PEASHOOTERS!
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HO HO!
WATCH OUT, BROTHER!
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SLIPPERY LITTLE DEVILS,
AREN'T THEY?
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APPARENTLY.
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BUT I WON'T BE
NEEDING THEM.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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OHH, YOU KNOW!
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YOU WALTZ INTO TOWN
WITH YOUR DESIGNER SCARF
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AND YOUR
PLUNGING NECKLINE
AND THIS FANCY GUN,
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AND YOU THINK YOU CAN
SWINDLE THE ELDERLY OUT
OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS
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WITH YOUR WORTHLESS
MUTUAL FUNDS!
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WELL, NOT ON MY WATCH,
SISTER!
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HIT THE BRICKS, GOLIATH!
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AND TAKE YOUR STUPID
GUN WITH YOU!
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I CAN'T ABIDE A ROBOT
WHO'D TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE ELDERLY.
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HMM!
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FREE SAMPLES!
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AAAHH!
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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW
MUCH BETTER THINGS TASTE
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WHEN THEY'RE FREE?
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MAYBE ONE MORE SAMPLE.
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BYE-BYE, DODGERS.
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AHH!
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO BEAT IT, SHORTY!
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SHORTY? I'M NOT SHORT,
YOU LAMEBRAIN!
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OH, I GET IT.
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YUP, HE GOT IT!
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W-WOW, SHERIFF,
THAT WAS GREAT!
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I WATCHED THE WHOLE
THING FROM A SAFE
VANTAGE POINT
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ACROSS THE STREET.
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SEE, I TOLD YOU ROBOWORLD
IS PERFECTLY SAFE.
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I MEAN, IF THAT OUTLAW
WERE A REAL GUY,
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HIT WITH REAL BOXES
AND BARRELS,
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HE'D BE IN EXCRUCIATING
PAIN RIGHT NOW.
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Canasta: OWWWW! OHHHH!
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MY PANCREAS! OHHHH!
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BUT...HE'S A ROBOT.
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HE SEEMS TO BE
MOANING AND GROANING
UNDER THERE.
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YUP, JUST LIKE A ROBOT!
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COME ON! LET'S HEAD
OVER TO THE SALOON.
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ALL THIS WATERMELON
IS MAKING ME...
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Dodgers: SEE, CADET, THIS WHOLE
VACATION IS TURNING OUT SWELL.
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THE ONLY THING MISSING
IS THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
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Woman: EXCUSE ME,
GENTLEMEN.
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I'M MISS BETSY.
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I RUN THIS PLACE.
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WELL, MISS BETSY,
WON'T YOU JOIN US
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FOR A SARSPARILLY?
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YES, PLEASE DO!
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THANK YOU! SO YOU'RE
THE NEW LAWMAN IN ROBO RIDGE?
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YES, SIRREE, MA'AM!
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TELL ME, SHERIFF,
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
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HIT IT, BOYS!
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DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
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KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE STARRY
SPACE FRONTIER
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DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
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A HERO KNOWN TO ALL
BOTH FAR AND NEAR
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ONE TIME CANASTA WAS A-GUNNIN'
FOR DUCK DODGERS
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WITH HIS LASER PISTOL
BLASTING UP THE TOWN
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DODGERS GRABBED A MIRROR
AND DEFLECTED BACK THE BLAST
SO UNEXPECTED
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THAT CANASTA GOT ALL SIZZLED,
CRISP AND BROWN
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NOW THAT'S JUST
DOWNRIGHT PAINFUL!
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DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
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HE ALWAYS KEPT THE BAD GUYS
ON THE RUN
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DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
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THOSE ROBOTS NEVER
PACK A LOADED GUN
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IN A BID TO LURE DUCK DODGERS
TO HIS RUIN
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CANASTA TIED HIS HONEY
TO THE TRACKS
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BUT DODGERS SMASHED THAT
DESPERADO LIKE A SOGGY AVOCADO
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CHEWED HIM OUT LIKE
CORN TORTILLA SNACKS
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SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING!
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DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
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TO OUTLAWS HE BROUGHT
MISERY AND GRIEF
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DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
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AIDED BY HIS COMEDY RELIEF
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GET YOUR OWN SONG!
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THINGS WERE LOOKING BAD
THAT DAY FOR DODGERS
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'CAUSE CANASTA HAD HIM
CORNERED IN THE PASS
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SO DUCK LET OUT A BELLOW
AND BROUGHT ROBOT BUFFALOS
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STAMPEDING DOWN
ON OL' CANASTA'S...
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YODEL-AY-EE-HEE!
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DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
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DANGER HE NEVER
DID AVOID
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DODGERS, COWARDLY
DUCK DODGERS
HEY!
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'CAUSE HE KNOWS
HE'S ONLY FIGHTING
AN ANDROID
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JUST YODEL!
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[YODELING]
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[YODELING]
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[ALL YODELING]
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[APPLAUSE]
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WELL, I RECKON THAT
ANSWERS MY QUESTION.
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BUT WHAT LIES YONDER?
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ONE OF THEM SEEDY
GAMBLER TYPES,
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TRYING TO ENTICE
SOME POOR SLOB INTO
AN ILLICIT POKER GAME.
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PARDON MOI, SENORITA,
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BUT I HAVE SOME RUFFIANS
TO UNRUFFLE.
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COME ALONG, DEPUTY.
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Space Cadet:
Y-YOU MEAN ME?
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OF COURSE I MEAN YOU!
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B-BUT I WAS
NEVER DEPUTIZED.
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ABRACADABRA!
YOU'RE A DEPUTY!
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
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LET'S GO!
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SAY THERE, CARPETBAGGER!
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I'M THE NEW SHERIFF
IN THIS HERE RUSTIC
MUNICIPALITY!
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AND I'M THE N-NEW DEPUTY!
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DON'T PAD YOUR PART.
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AND I DON'T TAKE KINDLY
TO TWO-BIT DRIFTERS!
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LOWER THOSE CARDS WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU, SEAMUS!
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WELL, LOOKY HERE!
THEY MADE A ROBOT OF
THAT LITTLE MARTIAN JERK!
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I'M NOT A ROBOT,
DODGERS.
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SO, YOU'RE HERE
ON VACATION, TOO?
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00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,625
NO--I'M HERE
TO MAKE SURE
225
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,240
THE BOUNTY HUNTER
I HIRED
226
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,643
DESTROYS YOU!
227
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,214
HA HA HA!
WHAT BOUNTY HUNTER?
228
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,284
[THUNK]
229
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,311
WHERE'S DUCK DODGERS?!
230
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,207
THAT BOUNTY HUNTER.
231
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,849
THAT BIG GOON?
232
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,624
WHY, HE'S JUST A...
A SILLY ROBOT.
233
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,723
HA HA HA!
234
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,716
OH, NO.
I ASSURE YOU,
235
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:04,258
MR. CANASTA
IS MOST REAL.
236
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,764
AAAHH!
237
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,256
I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR
WORTHLESS HIDE!
238
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,199
NO, THANKS. I'M NOT
INTO PIERCINGS.
239
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,265
HEY!
240
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,867
S-STAND BACK, YOU M-MEAN
OLD VILLAIN, YOU!
241
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,068
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
242
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,241
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
CANASTA'S A ROBOT.
243
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,211
HE MAY NOT BE...
244
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,049
B-BUT I AM.
245
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,060
JUST WHEN YOU THINK
YOU KNOW A GUY.
246
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,436
ADIOS, M-MUCHACHO.
247
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,211
WHA--?! THAT THING
AIN'T NATURAL!
248
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,545
AAAHH!
249
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,218
AAAHH!
250
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:08,185
AHH, WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.
251
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,215
INDEED.
252
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,619
ONE THING'S STILL
GOT ME CONFUSED:
253
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,091
IF THIS CADET
IS A CREEPY ROBOT,
254
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,831
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE REAL CADET?
255
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,206
AHHH! THIS IS
ALL THE ADVENTURE I NEED!
256
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,185
Marvin: AND NOW, MY QUEEN,
MAY I PROPOSE MY LATEST PLAN
257
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,785
TO SHATTER THE WILL
OF OUR MOST BRILLIANT
258
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,857
AND CONFOUNDING
ADVERSARY?
259
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,056
I'M LISTENING.
260
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,927
I WILL STEAL
DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN!
261
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,127
INTERESTING.
262
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,398
BUT WON'T A GENIUS
OF DODGERS' CALIBER
263
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,936
KNOW HIS BRAIN IS MISSING?
264
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,502
OH, NO. I WILL
REPLACE HIS BRAIN
265
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,770
WITH MY
SPECIALLY CREATED
MECHANICAL MIND.
266
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,110
IT WILL ALLOW
DODGERS TO FUNCTION
ON A RUDIMENTARY LEVEL
267
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,007
WHILE I UNLOCK
THE MYSTERIES OF
HIS PSYCHE.
268
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,450
FINALLY! THE SECRETS OF
THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE
269
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,847
ARE WITHIN MY GRASP!
270
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,128
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER!
271
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,463
BUT SIR,
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD 5!
272
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,699
IF I SAY I WANT ANOTHER
BLAZIN' ONION CURLY
FRITTER, I MEAN IT!
273
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,136
THANK YOU. [BURP]
274
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,201
Man on P.A.: LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING...
275
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,241
CASSIOPEIA!
276
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,149
SPACE ANGEL
277
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,121
SINGIN', WINGIN',
WAY UP HIGH
278
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,956
SPACE ANGEL
279
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,961
COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY
280
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,202
FLOATING FREAK-OUT
UPSIDE DOWN
281
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,765
COME WITH ME, YOU WILL SEE
282
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,043
I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE
283
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,113
HANG IN ZERO GRAVITY
284
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,682
SPACE ANGEL
285
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,877
SINGIN', WINGIN',
WAY UP HIGH
286
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,946
AAAHH!
287
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,515
SPACE ANGEL
288
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,093
COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY
289
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,870
WHO IS IT?
290
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,403
IT'S YOUR SPACE ANGEL!
291
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,069
[BURP]
292
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,908
THOSE BLAZIN' ONION
CURLY FRITTERS
293
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,413
REALLY PACK A WALLOP!
294
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,905
MAY THE BEAUTY OF THESE
FLOWERS BE A SYMBOL
295
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,648
OF OUR EVERLASTING LOVE.
296
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,023
[SNIFFING]
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
CHECK YOUR SHOES.
297
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,992
I THINK YOU STEPPED
IN...SOMETHING.
298
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,152
YOUR MUSIC TOUCHED
MY SOUL TONIGHT.
299
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,391
IT RESONATES
DEEP WITHIN ME.
300
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,432
AAH!
301
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,333
MY WIG'S ON FIRE!
PUT IT OUT!
302
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,498
SPACE LEECHES!
303
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,866
AAH!
304
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,374
I'LL GET THEM!
STAND STILL!
305
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,136
SECURITY!
306
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,141
POOR KID NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
307
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,549
HA HA HA! "FAMILY CIRCUS"
HAS STILL GOT IT!
308
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,324
OOH!
309
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,616
GOT HIM!
BRING US ON BOARD.
310
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,794
[SNORING]
311
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,061
LASER SCALPEL!
312
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,801
CRANIAL SPANNER.
313
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:40,966
Dodgers:
NO ALFALFA...
314
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,174
HYDRO CLAMP.
315
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,435
I'M ASKING DARLA
TO THE BALLET...
316
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,774
IT'S WORKING!
317
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,708
ALMOST HAVE IT!
318
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,206
BEHOLD!
319
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,948
DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN!
320
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,023
[FLUSH]
321
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,194
WOW, DO I FEEL BETTER!
322
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,422
MY MIND IS SO CLEAR!
323
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,016
SAY, WHERE DID THIS...
324
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,992
GREAT HAT COME FROM?
325
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,430
IT'S MUCH NICER
THAN I.Q. HI'S.
326
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,914
GOOD TO HAVE YOU
BACK, CAPTAIN.
327
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,311
IT'S GOOD TO
BE BACK, CADET.
328
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,213
WOW! THAT'S A GREAT HAT!
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
329
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,907
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA.
330
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,248
LET US AWAY TO THE BRIDGE.
331
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,684
I'M ANXIOUS TO
GET BACK TO WORK.
332
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,650
SO YOU CAN SEE
HOW MANKIND'S WHOLE
"SOCIAL CONTRACT"
333
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,391
IS BUILT ON
THE BEDROCK OF
HABERDASHERY.
334
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,528
AS THE IMMORTAL BARD
ONCE SAID,
335
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,333
"TIS MORE IMPORTANT
WHAT RESTS UPONETH
A MAN'S SKULL
336
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,767
THAN WHAT RESIDETH
WITHIN IT."
337
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,003
[ALARM]
338
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,737
DODGERS, SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.
339
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,472
WE'VE LEARNED THAT THE MARTIANS
HAVE STOLEN THE BRAIN
340
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,469
OF ONE OF OUR
PROTECTORATE CAPTAINS.
341
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,341
POOR DEVIL!
ANY IDEA WHO IT WAS?
342
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,250
NO IDEA. BUT WE DO KNOW
IT'S BEING ANALYZED
343
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,553
ABOARD THE MARTIAN COMMANDER
SHIP AT THIS VERY--
344
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,515
SAY, THAT'S A GREAT HAT.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
345
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,415
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA.
346
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,718
SO, YOU WANT ME TO
RESCUE IT, EH?
347
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,590
THE HAT?
348
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,458
NO, THE BRAIN!
349
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,955
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
THE BRAIN.
350
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,626
YEAH, RESCUE IT.
GOOD THINKING!
351
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,225
THANKS! DODGERS OUT.
352
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,027
FOLLOW ME TO
THE EVAPORATOR ROOM.
353
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,568
WE NEED TO GET ON BOARD
THAT MARTIAN SHIP!
354
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,774
WOW...THAT'S
A REALLY GREAT HAT.
355
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,768
"I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA."
356
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,680
PFFT. I'LL BET!
357
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,182
MICRONIZE ME!
358
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:44,187
BEGINNING INSERTION PROCESS.
359
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:52,170
I'M PROCEEDING INTO DODGERS'
INTELLIGENCE CORTEX.
360
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,732
AND THERE IT IS!
361
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,540
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE--
THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
362
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,514
[BEEPING]
363
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,283
FAT GLOBULES!
364
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,577
[STAMMERING]
365
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,916
RETREAT!
366
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,415
Dodgers: WE'VE BEEN DETECTED.
367
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,656
INITIATE ATTACK SEQUENCE YYZ.
368
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,023
Space Cadet: W-W-WHAT?
369
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,930
JUST TRY TO STAY
OUT OF THE WAY.
370
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,226
CAPTAIN, WATCH OUT!
371
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,228
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CADET.
372
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,795
Robot: SUBDUE THE DUCK
WITH THE GREAT HAT.
373
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,310
LET'S MAMBO!
374
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,307
HOW DID HE DO THAT?
375
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,451
IT WAS QUITE SIMPLE,
OLD CHUM:
376
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,683
JUST A MATTER OF CHANNELING
THE ROBOT'S ACTUATOR
377
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,119
THROUGH IMPROVISED
MANUAL CONTROLS.
378
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,645
WHO ARE YOU?
379
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,490
LET'S GO!
380
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,786
OH, THIS IS BAD,
VERY BAD INDEED.
381
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,359
BRING ME THE MEDULLA
MAGNIFICATION HELMET!
382
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,573
HARMONIZE THE PSYCHIC WAVES!
383
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,237
ACTIVATE!
384
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,606
AAAHH!
385
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,279
[HOLLERING GIBBERISH]
386
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,552
I'M INSIDE DODGERS' MIND.
387
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:21,846
YUCK! THE INTELLIGENCE
CORTEX MUST BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
388
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,856
THAT'S IT!
389
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,564
NOW I WILL LEARN WHAT
DWELLS WITHIN THE CORE
390
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,697
OF DODGERS' BRILLIANT MIND!
391
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,574
AAAHH!
392
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,174
WHAT THE--?
393
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,708
SPACE ANGEL
394
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,947
SINGIN', WINGIN',
WAY UP HIGH
395
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,445
SPACE ANGEL
396
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,849
Marvin: AAH! AAH!
397
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,660
COSMIC SUGAR
FLUTTER BY
398
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,663
AAAHH!
399
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,185
FLOATING FREAK-OUT
UPSIDE DOWN
400
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,500
COME WITH ME
AND YOU WILL SEE
401
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,933
I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE
402
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,168
HANGING ZERO GRAVITY
403
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,874
Marvin: SPACE ANGEL!
404
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,168
OHHH!
405
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,739
SINGING, WINGING,
WAY UP HIGH
406
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,939
OH, DEAR!
407
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,980
SPACE ANGEL!
408
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,822
COSMIC SUGAR
FLUTTER BY!
409
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,615
[LAUGHING INSANELY]
410
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,588
UNHAND THAT INNOCENT EARTH
BRAIN, YOU MARTIAN VARLET!
411
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,758
HUH? IT'S
THE SPACE ANGEL!
412
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,127
I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT IS ON MARS,
413
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,226
BUT ON MOTHER EARTH,
WE RESPECT--
414
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,698
NO, WE REVERE THE SANCTITY
OF THE BRAIN!
415
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,669
WE HAVE SO MUCH ESTEEM
FOR THAT NOBLE LOBE
416
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,678
THAT WE HAVE SPECIAL
INSTITUTIONS TO NURTURE THEM.
417
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,341
WE CALL THESE INSTITUTIONS
"SCHOOLS."
418
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:55,011
WE MAKE OUR CHILDREN
GO TO THEM, AND THEY ARE
TAUGHT BY TEACHERS--
419
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,881
TEACHERS WHOM WE REWARD
WITH TEARFUL ACCOLADES
420
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,650
AND LOW-PAYING SALARIES.
421
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,859
AND I SHALL DO NO DISRESPECT
TO THAT GREAT SYSTEM--
422
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,692
HERE! TAKE IT, TAKE IT!
423
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,087
I HADN'T QUITE
FINISHED MY SPEECH.
424
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,929
TAKE THIS, TOO!
TAKE IT ALL!
425
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,455
JUST GET OUT
OF MY SHIP!
426
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,971
[LAUGHING INSANELY]
427
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,674
Dodgers: WELL, CADET,
IT'S TIME TO RETURN THIS BRAIN
428
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,807
BACK TO THE POOR BEAVER
THAT LOST IT.
429
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,840
SURE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM,
430
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,079
WHOEVER HE IS.
431
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,818
OH, WELL. IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED!
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