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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE
SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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OH, K-9,
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A DAY ON THE LINKS
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TO TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF ALL YOUR CARES
AND TROUBLES.
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I HAVE A FEELING
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A GREAT DAY!
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[BRAKES SQUEAK]
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COME ON, BOY!
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K-9,
BRING ME MY CLUBS.
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NOW, BE CAREFUL.
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THAT'S A BRAND-NEW SET.
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[SNIFFS]
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GOOD BOY!
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BUT I THINK I'LL TRY
THE 3-WOOD INSTEAD.
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UM, THANKS, I THINK.
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NOW TEE UP THE BALL.
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WOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GAG
ON THE BALL THIS TIME.
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OK, CONCENTRATE.
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PERHAPS IF I VISUALIZE
THE BALL AS SOMEONE
I DISLIKE,
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THAT WILL PROMPT ME
TO HIT IT FARTHER.
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OOH, NICE HAT,
YOU STUPID FOP.
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EVEN AS A GOLF BALL,
YOU'RE ANNOYING.
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GOLF BALL!
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE GIANT GOLF--
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WHOA!
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IF ONLY THAT
WERE THE REAL THING.
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Small voice: OH!
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OH, I SAY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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THAT'S QUITE
A NASTY BUMP.
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OH, NO WORRIES.
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NO WORSE FOR WEAR,
BUT THANK YOU SO
VERY MUCH FOR ASKING.
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NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
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THOUGH I DO WISH
THE SURFACE DWELLERS
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WOULD EXERCISE CAUTION
IN THE DISPOSAL OF
THESE WRETCHED THINGS.
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AN UTTER LACK
OF COMMON COURTESY.
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QUITE RIGHT.
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HOWEVER, THE POINT
WILL BE MOOT
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ONCE WE DESTROY
THE SURFACE DWELLERS
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AND SEIZE THE PLANET MARS
FOR OUR OWN.
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OH, YES.
YES, IT WILL.
MOOT COMPLETELY.
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OH, DEAR,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
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OH, WE'D BETTER
HURRY, OR WE'LL
MISS THE MEETING.
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[FANFARE]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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HAIL,
CITIZEN GOPHERS!
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HAIL GOPHERIUS REX,
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KING OF THE GOPHERS!
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TOO LONG HAVE THE SURFACE
DWELLERS FLOODED US OUT,
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SMOKED US OUT,
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AND MOST DESPICABLY OF ALL,
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KNOCKED US OUT WITH
THESE PAINFUL WHITE
POCKMARKED BALLS!
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BUT AT LAST,
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THE HOUR OF THE GOPHER
HAS COME!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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GLORIOUSLY DESTRUCTIVE!
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OH, INDEED!
ABSOLUTELY APOCALYPTIC!
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TOGETHER,
MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
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WE SHALL ENJOY THE SPOILS
OF MARS!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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AND TOGETHER,
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WE SHALL OBLITERATE
THE SURFACE DWELLERS!
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OW!
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I SAY, SOMEBODY STOP
THAT INTERLOPER!
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[WHIMPERS]
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OH, YOUR HIGHNESS, MAY WE
STOP THE SURFACE DWELLER?
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YEAH, YEAH, GREAT.
WHATEVER.
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JUST STOP HIM FROM
DIVULGING OUR PLAN!
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A FRESH MORNING BREEZE
TO SETTLE ONE'S NERVES.
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[BARKING]
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I FEEL MY NERVES
UNSETTLING AGAIN.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GROWLS]
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WHY, LOOK, SOMETHING
TO BURY YOU IN!
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GROWLS]
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[MACHINE-GUN NOISES]
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[WHISTLES]
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BOOM!
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[HOWLING]
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REMIND ME TO CALL
THE PET PSYCHIATRIST
WHEN WE GET HOME.
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I DO BELIEVE THAT
IS THE INTERLOPER'S
VEHICLE.
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WHY, YES, I DO BELIEVE
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
LAST YEAR'S MODEL.
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I CONCUR.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL
BY THE BUMPERS.
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UGH. DREADFUL
PLASTIC THINGS.
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OH, REMEMBER
THE DAYS OF CHROME?
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SHALL WE IMPLEMENT
OUR PLAN?
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YES, WE SHOULD.
AFTER YOU.
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NO, AFTER YOU.
NO, NO.
I INSIST.
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King: HEY, HEY, YOU TWO!
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KNOCK IT OFF
AND ELIMINATE
THE INTERLOPER.
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OH, DEAR.
SOMEONE'S HAVING
A HISSY FIT.
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[GOPHER LAUGHING]
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OK, I'VE INSTALLED
THE DIVERTER.
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WOULD YOU PLEASE CHECK
TO SEE IF IT'S WORKING?
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YES, OF COURSE.
CHECKING THE SYSTEM.
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YES, I HAVE
COMPLETE CONTROL
OF THE HOVERCRAFT.
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OH, GOODY.
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AND NOW IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
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BEFORE THE SURFACE WORLD
IS NOTHING BUT ASH
AND RUBBLE!
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Marvin: OK, K-9.
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BACK TO THE HOVERCART.
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[BARKING]
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K-9!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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READY?
READY!
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Marvin: OH!
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IF YOU REALLY
WANTED TO DRIVE,
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS ASK.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU COULD DRIVE.
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YOU'RE DOING
A SPLENDID JOB.
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OH, THAT IS SO VERY
KIND OF YOU TO SAY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GIVE IT A GO?
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REALLY?
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MIGHT I?
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SLOW DOWN!
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YOU JUST PASSED
THE TEE!
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[MARVIN AND K-9 YELPING]
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OH, NO!
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OOH!
OOH!
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AHH!
AHH!
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LET'S NOT MENTION THIS
AT THE CLUBHOUSE.
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I'LL BE TWO STROKES
UNDER PAR
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IF I CAN ONLY
SINK THIS PUTT.
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[GOPHERS LAUGHING]
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[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
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HUH?
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[GROWLING]
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JUST ONE MORE ROOT TO GO,
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AND WE'LL HAVE ONE
LESS SURFACE DWELLER
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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HUH?
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MY DEAR, IT LOOKS
LIKE THIS ROOT
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IS ABOUT TO BREAK
ALL ON ITS OWN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?
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Both: TEA TIME!
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MY MIND SEES NOTHING
BUT THE BALL IN THE HOLE.
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BALL IN HOLE.
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EXCUSE US,
SURFACE DWELLER.
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WE HAVE BUT
A SMALL QUESTION
TO ASK OF YOU.
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ARE YOU TICKLISH?
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UH-UH.
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THEN YOU SHOULDN'T
MIND THIS A BIT.
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Both: TICKLE, TICKLE!
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IS YOUR BELLY TICKLISH?
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HOW ABOUT OVER HERE?
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UNDER THE CHIN,
PERHAPS?
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FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU CAN STAND IT.
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I'M EXTREMELY TICK--
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[LAUGHING]
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OH, YOU NAUGHTY,
NAUGHTY CREATURE.
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TIME TO RETURN
THE FAVOR.
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
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WOULDN'T I?
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OH, NO! DON'T!
KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I COULDN'T TELL YOU
THE LAST TIME
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I HAD SO MUCH FUN
WITH A FEATHER.
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OH, HE'S STILL THERE.
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NOW, SEE HERE,
SURFACE DWELLER,
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YOU'RE STARTING
TO TRY MY PATIENCE.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NOSTRILS
BRISKLY SEASONED.
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SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
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THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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OH, PLEASE.
THAT TIRED OLD GAG?
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I NEED TO BORROW
THE TOPPER, OLD BOY.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
I SHALL RETURN IT.
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OOH, A BAKE-OFF,
IS IT?
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MM-HMM. LET'S SEE.
ADD ONE JAR OF HONEY.
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AND A GENEROUS
SPRINKLING OF
MARTIAN FIRE ANTS.
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SHAKE WELL
AND SERVE.
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[INHALES]
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OH, I JUST ADORE
A HORROR FILM.
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OOH, SUCH
A FRIGHTENING FACE.
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BUT THIS MIGHT BE
TOO GRUESOME TO WATCH.
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AHCHOO!
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TAKE MY KEYS
AND WAIT IN THE CAR.
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[WHIMPERS]
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AND ROLL THE WINDOWS UP.
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INITIATE LAUNCH SEQUENCE.
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INITIATE LAUNCH.
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[ALARM BUZZING]
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Voice on P.A.:
CLEAR THE AREA.
CLEAR THE AREA.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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I DO BELIEVE
THE INTERLOPER
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HAS SPOTTED
THE MASTER CONTROL SWITCH.
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WELL, THAT OBVIOUSLY
WON'T DO.
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NO, NO,
WON'T DO AT ALL.
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THEN, WE REALLY
MUST STOP HIM.
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CAPITAL IDEA. CAPITAL.
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[GROWLING]
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,106
[WHIMPERS]
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00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,582
I MUST ADMIT,
I DO SO ENJOY
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00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,480
THE OLD DOG-IN-FLY PAPER
ROUTINE.
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A CLASSIC!
AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC!
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00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,522
THOUGH, IF I MAY SUGGEST
A NEW TWIST...
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00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,790
OH, DO. DO!
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00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:23,059
Marvin:
THIS IS IT--THE LAST HOLE.
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00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,090
DON'T YOU FIND THIS
TIME-DELAYED PLASMA
WARHEAD MAGNIFICENT?
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00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,497
SUBLIME. SIMPLY SUBLIME.
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00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,399
[GOPHERS
TALKING AT ONCE]
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I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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HUH? AAH!
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00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,410
OH, MY! YOU'VE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,780
OH, GO ON.
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00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,439
NO, NO, NO,
REALLY, I MEAN IT.
GO ON AND ON.
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[GOPHERS LAUGHING]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,647
LAUNCH THE WEAPON.
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00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,892
THIS DRIVE
IS REALLY
GONNA SIZZLE.
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AAH!
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00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,656
[HOWLING]
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00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,239
FORE!
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00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,679
OOF!
UHH!
OH!
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00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,247
K-9...
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00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,522
[WHIMPERING]
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00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,820
HA HA! AW, YOU'RE JUST
A WORTHLESS MONGREL.
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AHH.
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00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,289
[YELPING]
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AAUGH!
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00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,549
WE HAVE A HULL BREACH
ON THE LIDO DECK.
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00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,554
WE'RE BEING
BOARDED.
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00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,586
SHOW YOURSELVES,
YOU PIRATE DOGS.
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00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,822
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,227
[PIRATE SNARLING]
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00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,473
I TOLD YOU
THESE PROTECTORATE TYPES
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WAS LILY-LIVERED POLECATS.
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00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,971
TAKE EVERYTHING
THAT AIN'T NAILED DOWN,
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00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,913
AND LET'S GET
BACK TO BASE.
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00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,208
I THINK IT'S
HIGH TIME
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00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,309
WE PAID OURSELVES
A VISIT TO THE...
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PLANET EARTH.
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00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,447
[CHEERING]
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT
YOURSELF
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00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,481
AN EXCELLENT
TRAILER THERE, I.Q.
239
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,619
BEST OF LUCK
WITH THE FEATURE.
240
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,564
THIS ISN'T
A MOVIE, DODGERS.
241
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,329
NOW, I NEED YOU TO
OBSERVE THESE BARBARIANS
AND LEARN THEIR PLANS,
242
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,630
BUT DO NOT ENGAGE
THE ENEMY FOR ANY REASON.
243
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,103
NOT A PROBLEM, I.Q.
244
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:50,372
HIDING FROM BIG,
GRUESOME SAVAGES
IS WHAT I DO BEST.
245
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,268
EARTH SHALL FALL!
246
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,536
THEIR PATHETIC WARRIORS
ARE NO MATCH
247
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,206
FOR US KLUNKINS!
248
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,775
YUCK. HE'S EVEN
UGLIER IN PERSON.
249
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,584
WE SHALL OVERWHELM
THE EARTHLINGS.
250
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,116
[CHEERING]
251
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,790
TONIGHT WE SHALL CONQUER
THEIR PLANET!
252
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,563
TONIGHT? WE GOTTA GET
A MESSAGE TO I.Q. HI.
253
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,003
CADET, LET'S GO!
254
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,673
HEY, YOU, WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE!
255
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,868
EH-BU-EH-LOOK
WHAT I FOUND--
256
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,470
MEH-EH-MU-MOODNESIUM.
257
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,801
IT'S RUMORED
TO HAVE EH-BU-BE-EH
POWERFUL PROPERTIES.
258
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,208
WOW, A PRETTY
STONE.
259
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,210
WHY DON'T WE JUST
SET UP CAMP HERE
260
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,212
AND LOOK FOR MORE
PRETTY STONES?
261
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,584
THEN, WHEN THE
KLUNKINS FIND US,
262
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,223
THEY CAN MAKE US
THEIR SLAVES
263
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,648
AND HUMILIATE US
IN FRONT OF THEIR WOMEN.
264
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,494
SNAP OUT OF IT, CHUBS.
WE'RE GOIN'!
265
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,790
S-S-SORRY.
266
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,421
I DON'T KNOW
EH-BU-BU-WHAT
CAME OVER ME.
267
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,009
HA HA HA HA!
268
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,209
COME ON,
WE GOTTA SCRAM.
269
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,611
NOW OUR COURSE
OF ACTION IS CLEAR.
270
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,783
YEAH,
WE GOTTA GET BACK
271
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,681
AND WARN EARTH BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
272
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,683
IT'S ALREADY
TOO LATE.
273
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,215
OUR ONLY CHANCE
IS TO FIGHT.
274
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,721
HAVE YOU BEEN
WORKING OUT, CADET?
275
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,552
YOU SEEM MORE BUFF.
276
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,757
I AM PORK PIGGLER,
PIG OF ACTION!
277
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,190
HMM.
278
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,627
CAN'T QUITE PUT
MY FINGER ON IT,
279
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,902
BUT SOMETHING'S
DIFFERENT.
280
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,331
ONCE THOSE SHIPS
TAKE OFF,
281
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,195
EVERY MAN, WOMAN,
AND CHILD ON EARTH
WILL--
282
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,835
OH, NO! THEY'RE
HEADING FOR THEIR
SHIPS!
283
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,510
I DIDN'T
HEAR ANYTHING.
284
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,769
ATTACK!
285
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,336
GOT A HAIRCUT,
RIGHT?
286
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,345
FEEL MY WRATH,
YOU KLUNKIN BARBARIANS!
287
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,579
OH, I SAY, DID SOMEONE
CALL US BARBARIANS?
288
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,746
HOW GAUCHE.
289
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,624
EH EH HA HA HA HA!
290
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,853
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
291
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,557
NO YOU'RE NOT.
WE COME IN PEACE.
292
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,589
WE WISH TO SIT AT
THE TABLE AND SPEAK
OF THINGS SUBLIME.
293
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,296
Piggler:
HO HA HA HA!
294
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,658
MOTHER, NOW
IS REALLY NOT
A GOOD TIME.
295
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,727
I CAN HARDLY
HEAR--
296
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,925
HAAAH!
297
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:00,927
Old woman:
HELLO, LESLIE?
298
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,798
I KNOW
YOU'RE THERE.
299
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,035
HA HA HA HA!
HIS NAME IS LESLIE!
300
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,983
OOH HOO HOO HOO
HOO HOO HOO!
301
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,708
SUBDUE THE PIG.
302
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,882
FOR A MINUTE,
I THOUGHT THIS
WAS REAL.
303
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,311
BUT IT MUST BE
A DREAM,
304
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,716
BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T,
THIS WOULD REALLY HURT.
305
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,218
AND I DON'T
FEEL A THING.
306
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,750
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
MY WHOLE FACE SEEMS
TO BE NUMB.
307
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,746
AAUGH!
308
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,157
HO HO HO!
309
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,419
HE'S HEADED FOR
THE FUEL DEPOT.
310
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,457
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
311
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,437
NEVER MIND.
312
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,269
MORE DREAMING.
313
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,853
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
BACK TO OUR SHUTTLE,
314
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,348
BUT THERE'S A KLUNKIN
SPACE FIGHTER
315
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,020
JUST BEGGING TO BE
BORROWED RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.
316
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,690
HMM. NEW HAT?
LET'S GO.
317
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,759
LET'S JUST
FIRE THIS PUPPY UP
318
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,963
AND COMMENCE WITH
A HASTY RETREAT.
319
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,135
AAH! I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO READ SPANISH!
320
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,638
CADET, WOULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND HERE?
321
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,868
PRECIOUS.
B-BE-UH-PRECIOUS ROCK.
322
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,877
I KNEW I COULD ALWAYS
COUNT ON YOU
323
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,509
TO FLAKE IN A MOMENT
OF PRESSURE.
324
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,245
ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
MUST START THIS THING.
325
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,621
EH-BE-BU-PUT ROCK
BACK IN P-POCKET.
326
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,056
YES!
327
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,529
THOSE VARMINTS ARE
IN THAT SHIP, BOYS.
328
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,629
LET'S GET 'EM!
329
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,030
[PIRATES GROWLING]
330
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,132
NOW WE'LL GET OUT
OF HERE AND RETURN
TO EARTH.
331
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,102
AH HA HA HA HO!
332
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,874
OH, NO,
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
333
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,742
WE WON'T BE
RETURNING TO EARTH.
334
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,581
SETTING A COURSE FOR
THE KLUNKIN HOME WORLD.
335
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,411
THE PLANET KLUNK!
336
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,776
YEEEE-HAW!
337
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,946
NOW, SEE HERE,
DORK DIPSTEIN,
338
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,745
OR WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE CALLING
YOURSELF,
339
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,087
I AM THE CAPTAIN.
I GIVE THE ORDERS.
340
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,763
SO HAND OVER
THAT MOODNESIUM.
341
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,263
I'M WAITING.
342
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,565
I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN,
BUT WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
343
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,769
AAAAAHH!
344
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,770
THIS IS FOR
THE FELLAS WHO FOUGHT
IN THE DINARIAN CLUSTER.
345
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,778
THIS IS FOR THE GUYS
IN COMPANY 12.
346
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,291
AND THIS IS FOR THE BOYS
IN THE CHORUS OF
347
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,294
LOVELY LADIES
LOVE TO LUNCH.
348
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,795
UH, THOSE ARE JUST
ROBOTIC FIGHTER DRONES,
RIGHT?
349
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,965
YEAH, ROBOTIC
FIGHTER DRONES.
350
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,674
[CRYING]
351
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,209
HEY THERE, SHRIMPO,
I HAVE A PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.
352
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,647
SPIT IT OUT,
YOU LUMBERIN' LUMMOX!
353
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,852
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE SETTLE THIS
LIKE MEN, HUH?
354
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,845
MAN TO MAN.
355
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,687
THAT IS, IF YOU'RE
MAN ENOUGH.
356
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,893
AAAUUUGHRRR!
357
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,295
RROOOOOAAARRRR!
358
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,829
IS IT JUST ME,
OR IS THE TESTOSTERONE
359
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,095
GETTING A LITTLE THICK
IN HERE?
360
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,080
YOU SMELL THAT,
DUCKIE-MAN?
361
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,980
WHOO OOH OOH OOH OOH!
362
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:36,722
THAT'S THE SMELL
OF FEAR.
363
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,919
OH, BROTHER.
364
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,550
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
365
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,246
YOU GAVE ME
THE FUNNY YELLOW ROCK?
366
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,958
PORK PIGGLER,
AWAY!
367
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,390
GO GET HIM,
BIG GUY.
368
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,555
AAAUGHRR!
369
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,403
RRRAAAAAAH!
370
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,558
AAAAUUUGH!
371
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,396
HAAAAH!
372
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,399
URGH!
373
00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:02,306
HAW HO HO HO HO!
EAT DIRT, LITTLE MAN.
374
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,912
UGH!
375
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,513
UGH!
376
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,705
AUUGH!
377
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:12,917
HA HA! WELL, NOW WE
GOT OURSELVES A FIGHT!
378
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,293
OUCH.
379
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,064
ARE YOU READY
TO CALL IT QUITS?
380
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,303
AAAAAUGHHH!
381
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,499
SOME GUYS GOTTA LEARN
THE HARD WAY.
382
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,501
AAAAAAH!
383
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,739
I GIVE UP.
384
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,586
O GREAT AND MASTERFUL PIG,
385
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:54,132
NEVER IN OUR BATTLES
HAVE WE SEEN SUCH A
TERRIFYING WARRIOR.
386
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,860
RULE OVER US
WITH AN IRON FIST.
387
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,326
GUIDE US WITH YOUR
TERRIBLE MIGHT.
388
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,196
ACCEPT THIS
SCEPTER OF POWER,
389
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,865
AND BE OUR
BRUTAL KING.
390
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,436
I TAKE THIS SCEPTER
TO RULE.
391
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:13,175
THOSE WHO BOW BEFORE ME
AND SERVE ME, I SHALL PROTECT.
392
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,982
THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST ME,
I SHALL CRUSH.
393
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,345
I WILL UPHOLD
THE WARRIOR'S CODE
394
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:23,555
FOR ALL KLUNKINS
EVERYWHERE!
395
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,234
I PROMISE...
396
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,999
EH-UH-PROMISE?
I EH-BU-UH-PROMISE?
397
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,399
O-ON MY HONOR
TO DO MY DUTY,
398
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,471
EH-BU-TO BE
OBEDIENT AND KIND,
399
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,470
EH, TO BE
COURTEOUS AND GENTLE
400
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,202
TO EVERY LIVING THING,
B-BU-BOTH GREAT AND SMALL,
401
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,237
EH-T-T-TO BE
CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS,
402
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,373
EH-T-TO BE
HELPFUL
403
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,708
EH-BU-TO ALL
MY NEIGHBORS
404
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,712
EH-W-WITHOUT EXPECTATION
OF R-EH-R-RECOMPENSE,
405
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,975
AND TO BE A
G-EH-GOOD EXAMPLE
AND ROLE MODEL
406
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,715
EH-F-EH-FOR THE YOUTH
OF THE GALAXY.
407
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,091
HUH?
408
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,249
OH, DEAR.
409
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,157
WHAT KIND OF HOOEY
IS GOIN' ON HERE?
410
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,458
DO NOT APPROACH
THE BARBARIAN KING.
411
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,831
HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MARBLES?
412
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,489
HE'LL RIP YOU
TO SHREDS!
413
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,658
IT LOOKS TO ME
LIKE HE'S GONE SOFT.
414
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,956
ARE YOU NUTS?
415
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,227
HE'S AS CRAZY AND
PSYCHO AS ANY OF
YOUR CREEPY GOONS.
416
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,167
JUST LOOK AT HIM.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
417
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,743
A WIMPY PIG
WITH A SWEET
LITTLE SMILE.
418
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,483
YEAH, BUT LOOK
CLOSER.
419
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,048
THAT SWEET LITTLE SMILE
IS A LITTLE TOO SWEET,
IF YOU ASK ME.
420
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,508
IT'S SWEET,
BORDERING ON SINISTER.
421
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,348
AND THAT DARLING
LOOK IN HIS EYES?
422
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,593
OOOH, IT SENDS
SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE.
423
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,489
IS HE WEARIN'
FALSE EYELASHES?
424
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,762
PROBABLY,
THE LITTLE SICKO.
425
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,192
NOW, STEP BACK
SLOWLY.
426
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,026
DON'T MAKE ANY
SUDDEN MOVES.
427
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,862
I'D HATE FOR YOU
TO GO THROUGH LIFE
428
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,867
AS AN ARMLESS FREAK.
429
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,367
A THOUSAND PARDONS,
O SICK ONE,
430
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,473
BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN
THE CEREMONIAL FEAST,
431
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,636
LET US BRING FORTH
THE CEREMONIAL JHAKRAH.
432
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,454
AW, A P-P-PRETTY
LITTLE KITTY.
433
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,118
ARREST THESE
WIMPY VARMINTS!
434
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,693
WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
435
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,962
THAT WAS THE
CEREMONIAL APPETIZER.
436
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,331
DIG, SLAVES, DIG!
437
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,671
OH, I TH-THINK
I FOUND
438
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,113
ANOTHER PIECE OF
ME-M-MOODNESIUM.
439
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,108
YOU DID?
440
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,939
I-I-I'M SORRY,
BU-BE-THIS IS
441
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,644
JUST A PIECE OF
ELEPHANTANIUM.
442
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,076
ELEPHANTANIUM?
WHAT'S IT DO?
443
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:31,083
AAAAAAH!
AAH AH AH!
OW OW WHOA.
444
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,687
I HAD TO OPEN
MY BIG MOUTH.
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