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Mr. Van Der Werf.

Mr. Van Der Werf!

Mr. Van Der Werf.

- What's wrong? - Nothing, we're arriving.

- Good morning. - Good morning, sir.

You can go, I don't need you now.

He's my secretary... carrying valuables is a concern!

I can believe it!

Yours is in ingenious system, we should adopt it too!

May I? Theodore Van Der Werf.

Francisco Lopez, my wife and Mr. Jimenez.

Delighted.

- I beg your pardon, gentlemen. - Please.

My wrist is killing me!

- Goodbye! - Good morning.

Let's go.

- It's him! - There's also the princess!

It was a nice flight, congratulations.

It's I who should congratulate you, Mr. Gutierrez.

In fact I was talking to myself!

Hello, Zina. Welcome to Rio!

I'm not read yet!

- You're always beautiful. - You could have warned me before.

I never moved from the cockpit.

- And you left me alone all night. - We have all our lives.

Yes, but I wanted last night: I've never made love on a plane.

Me neither, honey. But for this too, there's time!

- Prince Von Raunacher? - Who are you?

Lawyer De Fonseca.

- My wife has arrived? - The plane arrived a short time ago.

- There's also the Princess. - We must hurry.

- Have fun! - Aren't you coming with us?

- I've an appointment with a colleague. - Radio operator or pilot?

- Definitely a girl colleague! - Bye.

- How are you? - Hello, Carla!

- Where've you come from? - New York. - Hong Kong

- You managed to take your time off? - Yes!

I laboured for a month, but I managed it!

Good! Three days of carnival in Rio is worth a month's vacation!

You must organize a good program.

Don't worry, they'll be three unforgettable days.

We also hope three nights!

For you I've reserved the presidential suite.

This is the apartment of Her Royal Highness.

See you soon, love.

Bye.

And this is yours, Mr. Gutierrez.

Thank you.

- Welcome, my love! - Zina!

- Honey! Isn't it all wonderful? - Yes

Come and see.

Isn't it enchanting. Have you ever seen anything like it?

It's fantastic.

My husband forces me to spend ten months a year

in a castle full of stuffed wild boars and deer!

No not here, photographers are always lurking.

Prince, From here we overlook the Copacabana Palace.

I have rented this apartment

so you can monitor the presidential suite.

Now home to the princess, your wife, and Mr. Gutierrez.

I also have the complicity of a waiter at the Copacabana.

We'll keep you informed of the two lovers' movements.

- Lovers! - Excuse me, I was a bit brutal.

- Maybe they aren't yet. - I hope that doesn't happen.

You've not understood: it must happen!

I don't want to have made this trip all for nothing too.

Have you warned the police?

Yes, the commissioner. A phone call and we'll pinch them!

Excuse the expression.

For two years I've waited to catch them in the act!

Waiter.

Please... all on the account of room 141.

Give something to this fine, young man.

Sorry, but I haven't changed our traveler's checks.

The first thing when you arrive is to obtain the currency of the country!

Right, I will.

I'll be right back.

How much do you have in your pocket?

- Just enough for cigarettes! - You've weighted the bag?

- Yes, with newspaper! - Then let's go.

A good general before attacking must inspect the field!

- If we find him we're alright! - Who?

- Tom Jobim. - Who's he?

The famous musician, he composed the music for Orfeu Negro!

And what did you do?

That's my business.

Tom?

Tom, how are you? I'm Ines Da Silva.

We met in Lisbon, you remember?

Remember, huh?

I'm here in Rio with two friends. You're the first person I've called!

- Tell him we're not two old-timers. - They're cute too!

Okay, we'll wait.

He'll call Bonfà, another musician, and a friend too.

They'll drop by and take us to the sea.

Let's go and get beautiful!

Everything's fine.

Good morning.

- Here's the key, thank you. - Please.

Thank you, good morning.

- Welcome back, Mr. Van Der Werf. - Dear Victor!

I need a safety deposit box.

- Here you go. - Apartment 141. - Have a seat.

Come!

- Is it secure, this safe? - It's bomb-proof!

I'm not afraid of bombs, but of thieves!

Exactly, safe from bombs and thieves!

Don't worry, you can trust them.

Safes as perfect as these are not found even in banks!

- True, Victor? - The gentleman is right.

In 30 years nothing has ever happened.

And hopefully it won't happen this year!

- She's brought her whole collection. - If jewellery isn't worn, then what's the use?

Exactly, you said a great truth.

- Shall we go? - Goodbye.

- A fine, beautiful woman! - They're Peruvians.

Peru.

- A very rich country. - People who know how to live!

That's it, come on.

Well then?

The alarms are the same as last year.

So much the better! So little imagination, these people!

"The bath house is always wet". Come on, speak!

"The bath house is always wet". Tell me now!

Be good now, come on!

- What are you doing? - You two again? Get out!

- I don't even want to see you! - A fine way to greet old friends!

Friends? A year ago you planted me here without a penny!

- That's water under the bridge. - Anything to drink?

Turn off those two things, it's boiling hot!

Don't intimidate me with that gentlemanly air.

I don't want anything more to do with you or you!

- I'm an honest man now! - How do I open it?

There! It's better for you to go.

Do you think we left you here penniless and then went?

- Isn't that so? - Let's think about that night.

It's been a year, but I remember every detail.

At 5 am we were

at the door of the strongroom with the bags.

And you had to go at midnight into the cold room

and protected by the music had to make a hole in the wall,

to open up the strongroom from the inside.

From 5 to 7 we waited, and you didn't open!

- Why didn't we see you? - Why?

- It was all worked out. - Minus one thing.

Except that the doors of the deep freeze close automatically.

The temperature dropped from 5 to 35 degrees below zero!

- 35 °? - So?

Goddam you both!

They found me frozen in the middle of the pigs the following morning.

I ended up in an asylum.

I have the Brazilian sun to thank for thawing me out!

You could have damn well looked for me!

Sure, for three days, but by then the carnival was over.

And I have to thank Teodoro for one of his brilliant ideas.

We sold your return ticket and paid our hotel bill.

However, this proves that the technique of burglary,

of the blow torch has had its day! But...

Luckily my brain,

has developed a plan that, in its simplicity is a masterpiece.

Thank you, but for me the past is dead and buried.

I feel good here, I have a job, make enough money...

Earn plenty!

I have a woman who loves me. In short I want for nothing.

I'll settle for what I have!

We've done our duty.

It was a business planned together and it was right to implement it together.

I'm not interested.

I wish you success, but don't count on me.

Okay, let's go. I wouldn't wish to force anyone.

But tell me, what are you doing with that parrot?

It's a quiz, a TV game show.

A company has launched a competition. A parrot has to say, in 30 seconds:

"The bath house is always wet", but no creature's been successful.

I found out why!

In a television studio with all the lights on

and the presenter in evening dress, the critters feel disorientated...

So I'm getting it used to it! "The bath house is always wet"!

If the parrot says what it has to say, what's in it for you?

500,000 cruzeiros.

500,000 cruzeiros.

You do all this for 500,000 cruzeiros?

Dear Carlo, how low you've sunk!

Carlo!

- What is it? - Hurry up.

- Wait, I'm training the bird. - Come to work!

- Fine looking woman! - She also has a nice, strong character.

A little authoritarian I think.

Yes, it's better if you go. She don't know what I did before.

You two work together?

Yes, she's a cashier at the Florida and I do the wait...

- I'm the director! - Yeah... let's go.

There is no hope of rejoining our friend.

Leave him to his parrot and his woman.

Glory and money...

are not things for him. Bye.

I'm glad he refused, we can divide it between the two of us!

Imbecile, without him, it won't work, there must be three!

- Listen, you can't force him! - We'll see.

- Let's go get a coffee. - Wait a minute.

- Check first. - The coffee, if you've not understood,

we'll take at the Florida bar!

Look, it's taken the bait! Let's go!

It's all so beautiful here! The music, the sea...

Thank you for accepting to come here.

Maybe you'd prefer to celebrate the carnival?

No, I dreamed of coming to Rio to find a place like this.

- And see you again! - You're very kind.

It must be my wife,

she's gone shopping. Without her there'd be nothing to eat.

- It's Anita, Tom's wife. - Anita!

Hi!

- Look what I got! - Take it to the kitchen.

- Anita, Ines, Lucia, Laura. - Pleasure!

He told me how kind you were in Lisbon when he was sick.

At the airport he had flu, so I gave him a pill.

Now do you understand why men like to take the plane?

- Who can help me with dinner? - Ines is very good!

While you have a swim, we're going to cook.

Let's take a dip? Come on!

Please, a pack of Pall Mall.

- Pay! - Here.

Figure it out, put yourself in his shoes.

Carlo is too modest a guy!

He's content with just a little.

I understand that he's worried, it involves millions of dollars...

He's afraid to be disappointed, but for us it's different.

We have the certainty that the deal will go through.

But Carlo doesn't understand, so he didn't accept.

- Let's sit down. - Yes.

Forgive me, but were you talking about Carlo Rebecchi?

- Why, you know him? - He's my boyfriend.

- Congratulations! Raimond. - Theodore Van Der Werf.

Honoured to meet you.

and I will say that seeing you explains many things.

See, Raimond, here is the reason why he has not accepted!

- He already has his treasure! - Sorry, I don't understand.

When a man is lucky enough to have a woman like you,

what use is money?

He has all the riches in the world!

You always need money... Two coffees.Take a seat.

Soon Carlo should arrive and I don't want to miss an opportunity.

You've arrived, hurry up! Serve these gentlemen, quick!

- Carlo is a dear, but in business... - It's not easy to convince him!

- Finally you're here! - With or without milk?

- As you wish, director! - You have a fascinating girlfriend.

- We met by chance! - A stroke of good luck.

- They're not preoccupied with parrots! - Don't say that!

Well, now we're going. Raimond, pay.

Don't go away so soon. Please be so kind...

- Tell me a little about the work of Carlo. - I've already said that I cannot.

- But I want to talk about it! - Don't insist.

Let the gentlemen speak. What work is it?

It's not easy to explain in a few words.

It's big business, a transfer of capital!

A transfer? Then why not take it?

Because it's a risky business.

You must understand, where there's gain, there's risk!

Very well said!

It's a complicated financial deal,

I could even go to jail!

- Jail is for thieves, isn't that so! - That's what I've preached for years!

If it was a sure thing I would have accepted!

Instead, it could end badly, right?

What are you saying?

To know if it will go well or badly we'll ask the holy man.

Who's this Holy Man?

Now it's the holy man of Macumba!

Don't joke about these things.

Listen to me, he who's not Brazilian can't understand.

The spirits of Macumba always tell the truth.

Interesting! When can one know the reply of these spirits?

This very evening, we can all go together!

- All right. - Maria!

Excuse me.

And if the spirits say no?

Don't worry, the spirits never commit themselves!

Of course, Prince. I'll illustrate the situation.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it.

The place is wonderful, the air is cool,

The gardens a phantasmagoria of colours...

But all this is nothing compared to the unique

and statuesque beauty of the princess.

And Mr. Gutierrez?

He's there on the course.

He's playing golf.

The princess?

Floating in the pool.

Floating like a water lily.

Yes, of course... she's now suddenly revived.

She's swimming to the edge of the pool.

With her long arms.

It's an unforgettable sight, I'm sorry you're not here to see it.

Of course, I'm sorry. It's the heat!

However, don't worry Prince.

I won't lose sight of her for a moment.

Yes, of course, Mr. Gutierrez too.

Incredible: one has a woman like that and what does one do?

Play golf!

- Got a light? - I don't understand!

Poor Ines, she wasn't expecting that at all!

Me too. Trust a wife to ruin everything!

You're right, let's run off with these two!

Let's go dancing somewhere!

Someone's coming!

The wives of Luis and Carlos with the kids!

Luis, Carlos...

Your wives have arrived!

Dad! We've arrived!

- You've played a fine joke on us! - They're married!

I didn't know!

Lawyer, phone the police.

- Why? - Don't ask questions, call!

Let me see.

- Damn! - Do as I told you.

- Villain, scoundrel! - Will you call or not?

Immediately.

I phone the police whilst he...

Come here.

No need to call, it's the masseur.

Ah, yes?

- Thank goodness! - How "thank goodness"?

That is... It seemed impossible after a day like this.

I'm exhausted who've only been watching... let alone him!

- Honey, will you be much longer? - A half an hour.

- Half an hour? - Yes

Then 20 minutes cold shower and 40 of general relaxation!

I'll be as fresh as a daisy.

- And what do I do in the meantime? - Lie down with your feet up.

So you'll fit for the Yacht Club dance!

- You want to go? - What a question!

It's one of the 3 most important dances of the carnival.

- You'll see how much fun you'll have! - Mr. Gutierrez, relax.

In Rio carnival is best on TV! Out there it's just too crazy.

Or dance halls where everyone has fun!

Let's sit down !

Enough...

- But we've only just started! - My head is spinning.

I just can't keep up.

Don't you feel the joy of living and doing whatever you want?

- Make a wish and we'll realize it. - Really?

- Want to do something for me? - Yes

- Take me away, back to the hotel. - Of course.

- Going already? - Yes, we're bored.

Us too, let's do something really fun!

- What? - A race on skis!

- No! - I always lose.

Just once, now I'm convinced I'll win.

- I'll beat you by two seconds a lap. - Come on, the boat's ready.

- Can't you put it off till tomorrow? - It's decided now, let's go!

Is he the one to tell us if our deal goes well?

Yes, he's the holy man!

Then ask him now!

This music and these candles are quite unnerving me!

He can't know anything yet:

The spirit enters him and will speak through his mouth.

But it could also enter someone else if it wishes.

Take it easy.

I told him about our deal to get the answer.

Ah, right!

He's possessed by the spirit of Oxossi!

What's wrong with him? Why all that? Seems like hard work!

He staggers as if he's carrying a burden.

Oxossi, to cleanse him, to know the truth

has entered into him the soul of Cromado.

Carlo, wake up!

- What's going on? - You were possessed by Cromado!

- That hurt! - You don't know how lucky you are!

Thank you!

- Oxossi What did he say? - He said...

- That everything will be... - Good or bad?

That all will go as it should.

Magnificent, splendid!

Was there a need for all this crap to know that things will go as they do?

- You don't understand, Raimond. - Don't worry, everything will be fine.

The motorboat turned all wrong, that's why I fell.

That rascal Rudy must have paid the pilot!

Don't get excited, honey.

I think I was in the lead!

Careful, honey.

You'll see I'll soon be back in shape.

Two hours of exercise and massage.

Then yoga with complete immobility throughout the night.

Don't strain yourself, there's no point now.

We'll get rich even without your help. Hurry up, Carlo.

Tell me now...

This Oxossi in his career as a spirit, has he ever been wrong?

What are you saying? Oxossi is foolproof!

I've never told you, but it was him that predicted

that one day I'd meet you and even that you'd marry me!

- He said that? - Of course!

Look... I'm going to some friends to arrange that business.

But you, continue saying: "The bath house is always wet".

Did you hear the prediction of marriage? For me, that Oxossi...

Nicky!

Don't tire yourself, come here, take it easy!

Here I am, my love.

Again?

Just a bit, where I took the blow.

With a few exercises it'll pass.

Don't strain yourself, darling,

if not tonight too we'll be making cold compresses!

Take it easy.

There they are, I see them clearly! They've caught us off guard!

- They're not doing anything! - I didn't think they'd escape us!

I spent the night on the phone with Tarcisio.

Because of the muscle tear they slept separately!

There's no time to lose, take a boat and follow them!

How do I, I can't get aboard!

Get ahead of them, bribe the sailors...

They could spend the night on board!

- Don't you agree? - Yes

- So what are you still doing here? - I'm going! I know the sea!

Hooker!

Carlo!

You must thank Oxossi if I've come.

You must thank Teodoro, who all morning is working for us.

Where, in the basement studying the safe?

One of the obstacles to the economic development of Brazil

is the lack of means of communication.

Immense agricultural resources remain unusable.

My Canal will solve the problem.

Its importance will even put in the shade the Suez and Panama Canals.

- What's this? - Sunburn.

Engineer Rebecchi! Happens this way.

Mr. Rebecchi is my technical advisor.

- Mrs. Lopez. - Delighted.

Mr. Lopez and Mr. Jimenez.

The engineer builds canals? Fascinating!

To tell the truth I deal with...

drilling!

He's a very modest engineer.

He's young, but I have much confidence in the young.

We in principle, we agree. True, Jimenez?

The only thing is the transfer of capital.

For me it will be easy to release that which I have here, right?

- Keep it on your head. - No, it's good in the sun.

I begged the jeweler to show us his stones.

Need help choosing? I'm an expert!

- Raimond! - I'd better go.

May I.

- How much? - 4 million cruzeiros.

- It's beautiful. - Yes, and not expensive!

Raimond, can't you ever control yourself!

If someone has to control himself it's me!

What's all this about the canal?

My dear Carlo, I made a little calculation:

between jewellery and cash,

the jackpot should bring us between $5 to $6 million.

- Now... - What do we do with $5 million?

What? You don't really think, I mean...

He thinks so instead, and rightly so!

Do you think it's easy to spend 5 million and make them bear fruit?

I've designed the building of a canal.

We'll form a public limited company. A titanic undertaking!

Already I see my name written in huge letters.

Canal Van Der Werf.

- What's that? - The sun, it's already got to you.

-What? - Ouch!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Stop the engines! I'll get him!

Put him on that couch.

I'll get something dry.

It's you!

Yes, it's me.

What happened to you? How did you fall in the water?

- Watching you. - It's not good, you've got a chill.

Shall we try a massage?

- That would be best. - Yes

Down!

- Take it easy. - I assure you I'm fine!

It hurts!

Ah, it's you lawyer, why haven't you shown up all day?

On board with them?

Shipwrecked?

Calling from the yacht and the police not there? Return to Rio with them!

With them.

We can't, the sea's got up.

And they too, dancing, tight against each other.

What? But if it happens without the police we're ruined!

My wife is strange, another week could go by.

What?

With you it wouldn't happen? Your conspiracies don't interest me.

I understand your concerns...

Which are also mine!

I don't see what I can do!

I pay you, do everything possible to prevent it.

Yes, I'll do everything possible. In fact, I'll do it now!

Princess, it was a client of mine.

Now I'm done.

Can we stay here, all three here!

We're tired, we're going to lie down.

No you can't! Can't waste time.

We were idiots. Not you, Princess, him!

Why?

If you can't return to Rio by sea, return by land!

in time for the New Year party at the Copacabana!

Yeah! How long?

Let me think: in Niteroi you take the ferry, then cross the bay...

In two hours we'll be in Copacabana! We'll be in time for the New Year's party!

We? You will! I'm not moving from here.

- Why? - And you need ask?

It's a shame to miss the New Year's party in Copacabana.

If you knew how many dances I've seen in my life!

Forgive me, the Copacabana ball is unique in the world!

I won't have you miss it. I'll get the launch ready.

He's getting the launch ready...

Nuisance! Satisfied with your work?

- I should have let you drown. - Don't exaggerate.

- I thought you just wanted to be alone with me. - I confess...

Then why do it?

I'm jealous.

What did you say?

I'm jealous!

What women, Raimond!

Every time I come back to Brazil I feel younger!

And that jewellery!

Will Carlo have time to break through before they all get back in the strongroom?

You don't need to make the hole in the steel, I've already explained!

It's enough only to pierce the ceiling, to get to the wires of the alarm.

It's one! Carlo has started work.

- Where did you get that watch? - It's a family keepsake.

Follow me!

Come on, give me that watch.

Miserable little crook! You'll ruin me for such a trifle?

- Look who I put my trust in! - It's stronger than me...

And don't try to take it back!

I've found the fifth

Good evening... how are you?

You too had the same idea? The festival is becoming monotonous.

A game of poker is not bad.

Mr. Morton, meet Mr. Van Der Werf.

- The gentleman of whom I have spoken. - Pleasure.

I know he has a very interesting project!

We talked to him of his project.

Mr. Morton represents a powerful financial group.

Very interesting... Why don't we go to the bar to discuss it?

It's too late for poker!

No, I've just...

- Strange... - Have you lost something?

I can't find my watch.

Very strange.

I must have left it in my room.

Shall we agree on the pot?

- What's the maximum. - It's up to you.

Let's run, the ferry is leaving!

- Is there still time? - If you run, yes!

Hurry, Princess!

Stop, wait!

Jump or you'll miss the boat!

- Princess! Gutierrez! - It's impossible

- What's wrong? - I can't leave you here!

- Look out! - I knew it... the life belt!

He's crazy? He always ends up in the water!

What are you doing? You could have drowned!

I'm used to these baths.

What now? The ferry has departed.

- Wait for the next. -When does it leave?

In four hours!

Honey, what are you doing?

What I never thought of doing in Brazil: Sleeping!

Everything's in order, in 15 minutes, I'll close the safe.

- Two... - One...

Engineer, finally! Sit down, it's the last hand.

Come and bring me luck... Thousand!

- 200,000! - 500,000!

- Three queens! - Full house with kings!

What are you doing!

He's winning more than 2 million!

If I'm not mistaken, I've lost 250,000 cruzeiros.

- Pay Mr. Morton. - Very good.

I'm sorry, I don't have my chequebook. I can't settle right this minute.

For heaven's sake, whenever is convenient.

Join us at the bar?

I imagine engineer Rebecchi has something to tell me.

- I have much to say. - Good night.

- Goodnight, engineer. - Good night.

I spent 3 hours making a hole, risking arrest, pistol in hand,

and you're here playing poker?

Carlo is right! And you've lost too!

Here you are, two hare-brains!

It's possible to do the job tomorrow: last night of the carnival.

The game of poker has helped me gain the trust

of the most prominent banker in the United States.

- But if you haven't even paid. - I will pay, I am a gentleman!

You, a gentleman?

What's so amusing? Perhaps I know it too?

It's a joke! A story of three thieves.

Then one goes away, doesn't come back.

And then there were two!

Fortunately, I left it here!

My cigarette lighter. See, it's set with diamonds.

It's an old family keepsake. Goodbye.

Nicky!

And now dear viewers,

begins the parade of parrots for our competition.

The first competitor is the parrot from Maracana.

Please sit down. I hope that the bird is in shape!

Your parrot can win 500,000 cruzeiros

if it can say in 30 seconds this sentence:

The bath house is always wet. Time!

Say it! Bath house. Come on, talk.

Speak, my friend, speak!

Don't waste any time!

Time's up!

And now the fourth competitor.

That's not a parrot, it's a vulture! You know the rules, right?

Time!

The bath house is always wet.

Bravo! He's won 500 thousand cruzeiros!

Dear viewers, this parrot has won the prize!

- Miss Ines Da Silva? - That's me.

- For you. -Thank you, put them there. And you, here.

You can go now.

"I'll call for you tonight. Choose a costume. Giorginho."

- Who's he? - That man she was talking about.

Whose father is one of the richest men in Brazil.

- We've been too hard on Ines. - She had good intentions!

On second thoughts, we did have an interesting experience!

- These costumes are fun. - We'll make a great impression!

Look at this harlequin, It'd really suit me!

You're both hypocrites!

I get to choose mine first.

What's up?

For years, I've said: Watch out for Germans and Japanese!

- They'll be a pain in the neck! - What do you mean?

I taught him,

but before he had a chance to speak... the parrot of a Japanese.

- Don't worry, Maria's fixed everything. - Meaning?

Mr. Van Der Werf came looking for you

and he wasn't in the slightest bit angry.

He told me he forgives you,

but don't go too far or you won't work anymore with him.

- It's me who doesn't want to work with him. - Don't be such a baby.

Now he's in our debt, I did him a great favour.

- What favour? - He had to pay a gambling debt.

Being a perfect gentleman he wanted to pay within 24 hours.

The banks were shut. so I picked up the money from the till and lent it to him.

- How much? - 250,000.

- No! - Where are you going?

There you are, 250,000.

I'm afraid you'll have to manage with these dirty notes.

- I've finished my cheque book. - There's no need for such a hurry.

Not at all, gambling debts, one pays within 24 hours!

My dear engineer, I was looking for you!

I knew you were from Maria... my secretary.

- Exactly. - Exactly!

Mr. Morton, the phone. It's Chicago.

Excuse me, we'll talk about the canal later.

At your convenience.

For this last cowardly act what should I do to you?

- You have to do the job tonight. - It's clear!

You have to return the money to Maria.

Yeah!

- Honey, why the long face? - You have to ask?

You didn't find me because after the pool I had the sauna.

- Come on, enjoy yourself.. - If you're enjoying yourself...

Magnificent party!

Dancing close?

Close! Very close!

- She's kissing him on the neck! - What vulgarity!

They moving away! Come on!

- Let's go dancing! - See you later. - Okay.

Here.

It was the last one, there aren't any more.

It's four, we have to go home!

- Okay, lets go, but it's a shame. - Why?

Lads, I can tell you some great news:

- Ms. Lopez with me, has clicked! - Ah! Let's go you silly Viking!

We can't leave now, it's a discourtesy to our friends.

- You said we came to Rio for fun. - Yes, dear.

So why not go back to the hotel?

- I'm very sleepy! - Me too.

Good night! Did you hear? We must hurry!

We must get there before them!

Ciao, dear!

- How strong you are! It's this way! - I know.

- You drank too much. - No!

Everything's spinning!

- They entered his apartment! - Phone the police.

Hello? Miss, the police.

- Cigarette? - I envy your calm! - I'm used to it.

Miss, it's urgent! Very urgent!

I've waited so long for this moment! How tired I am!

Don't go to sleep!

Over there with me. Not here.

As you wish.

- Well? - You can hear only music.

Perhaps at this moment...

- I daren't think of it! - Take it easy.

I just can't... Prince, let's go!

No!

- Let's wait for the police. - I don't care about the police!

- It seems as if her husband is you. - Maybe!

Don't speak as if you were.

My love, how I love you!

Don't fall asleep, honey. Don't fall sleep.

They've all gone, the way is clear.

Good, let's go.

Damn!

- We've been robbed! - There's nothing left!

- Hands up! - Imbecile, go away!

Police! Police!

How do I return the money to Mary?

We've lost billions, and you're worried about Maria?

Why scream? If they hear us they'll arrest us!

The thief is you, we're just guests!

- I want to speak to the manager! - Criminals!

It's a real scandal! Don't move!

In the hotel there are thieves! Where is the manager?

- What are you saying? - The strongroom has been robbed!

It's impossible, the alarm would have sounded!

- Those scoundrels would have cut them! - Come on!

- Well? - I couldn't find the passkey!

- There'll at least be a waiter! - I didn't find one.

- What do we do? - You're asking me?

Don't worry, drink a little more champagne.

No one will disturb us.

Lawyer, I've got an idea.

Who are you? What do you want?

- I asked who you are. - Police.

I have been invited by the Prince to search your apartment.

- There's no one there. - I don't see any reason for the raid.

The situation is different from that which I foresaw.

You can go. His wife is resting in her apartment.

I'll protest to the embassy for this outrageous behaviour!

Don't raise your voice, there's no need.

- What are you doing here? - Don't worry, Princess.

My husband's voice? What's all this?

- Your husband called the police. - The police? Where's Nicky?

Don't worry. Nothing happened. When the police raided

you weren't with him, you were here.

- Nicky where was he? - He was alone with... the waiter.

- The waiter? - They drank champagne.

Champagne with the waiter?

Commissioner, we've searched for you everywhere.

- They've robbed the hotel safe. - What?

- Come on, quickly! - Commissioner. And me?

You what? Here we discovered nothing!

Yeah, you discovered nothing.

It's all your fault, you made me waste all this time?

I crossed the Atlantic to succeed in my purpose.

I wanted to surprise you with Zina, however, you were here with...

If it's so... why were you running around with my wife?

Why?

Your wife is a woman so beautiful, seductive, charming,

so that when I met her I thought, I hoped to be able to change.

Evidently it wasn't possible. These things happen.

Please help me!

She fainted!

Something must be done! Bring some cognac!

She's not breathing... Loosen her clothing.

- Loosen? But she's half-naked. - Don't worry.

Go away! I don't want to see you scoundrels!

Get out, all of you!

She said to all go away!

Why must it happen to me, always the same old story with men?

Why do I only find men like that?

Not all men are like that.

No?

No.

The bath house is always wet!

"Darling, I've been waiting all night

I hope the job went well.

Have breakfast and rest, I have to go to the bar.

Kisses, your Maria.

Remind Mr. Van Der Werf that the 250,000 cruzeiros,

must be repaid before noon."

Allow me? Rodriguez.

- The police commissioner. - Pleasure.

Mr. Van Der Werf, I wish to manifest my gratitude.

Without your intervention we would never have caught the criminals.

- You grabbed them? - Certainly.

We were also able to recover the stolen goods.

The customers will have to make an account of the securities deposited.

It's rather....

And now a toast to your health.

I want to reveal an important secret.

In the strongroom I installed a camera which filmed the whole thing.

- You photographed everything? - Everything.

Everything, everything.

Everything!

The projector.

Take a seat, Mr. Van Der Werf.

Of course we developed the film immediately.

Now you can see what happened in the strongroom

in the tragic moments of the raid.

So we were able to recognize the criminals and arrest them

while they were boarding the plane. Projector.

Rapid movements, very precise. Very controlled.

Criminals, but of undoubted class.

Idiots! Exposing themselves in this way! What amateurs!

Poor Mr. Van Der Werf, what timing!

Admirable! Admirable!

Too bad we couldn't take them.

I almost grabbed one,

but he was young and slipped from my grasp like an eel.

The fault of age.

Now what do we do? We've not a penny in our pockets!

How we'll return to Europe God only knows!

- But I know too. - You? Tell me!

Follow me.

Give me your wallet.

- Which one? - The one you swiped from the director's table.

Did you notice? I wanted to surprise you.

- Imbecile, it's Mr. Morton's! - So?

There are inside only our 250,000 cruzeiros!

- What shall we do? - Buy 2 tickets economy class.

- I don't travel economy class. - So...

- Why are we back here? - Wait and see.

You've an idea to improve our financial situation?

Wait and see.

- Good morning, dear lady. - Good morning.

I came to return the 250,000 cruzeiros

that you so kindly... behave yourself...

that you so kindly lent me.

Thanks, you shouldn't have bothered. Did things go well?

You've not seen Carlo?

No, when I left he hadn't yet returned.

He was right, Oxossi, things go as they should.

Bad.

I was told, we're going! We didn't have time to change!

But I had to keep up with the other injections!

Here, and stay out of my suitcase.

Hurry! We've only half an hour to get to the airport!

If I'm not there in 20 minutes I'll be fired!

Don't worry, we're now so good at looking after the sick

- we could be missionary sisters. - We'd be good at it!

Instead of thinking about dancing!

You drive well in Brazil!

- Are you happy? - Are you asking me?

You'll see how beautiful the villa is I leased in Capri!

There's nothing. Nor pool, no golf course, no polo, nothing!

There is not even electric light.

- Would you like to follow me? - Come on, honey.

- And now? - I'll follow her as usual.

But this time I think I can manage it.

- That lawyer has character, he's not like us. - Yeah.

Raimond, I have thought a lot about what's happened.

- Now what is done is done. - No.

If those damn Peruvians had put in with us

we would have acted as two different groups.

They would have done the job and we would spend the loot.

It would have been perfect. I've got a wonderful idea.

Next year we'll make contact with Carlo, and we're three.

Then we form another group of three and return all six

from the holy man of Macumba who may be very useful.

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