Original subtitles

hello I'm Peter Rogers here about to see

a television film called carry on

Christmas which we made in 1969 with all

the carrion gang which was a very happy

occasion for us and I hope it is for you

too

yeah yeah treasurer after Spanish

Gauguin Dylan Christmas pink yeah this

is cool how about a little something for

Christmas that's a best offer of it

today

that's my only means to support oh well

you won't need that one will ya

I'm asked you better work on it

Christmas you can have it brother waste

of time

everybody's stuffing themselves stupid

shoving up declarations you think I find

something better to do like forging

pension boxes honey I'm going up to Kipp

telling Joel over how most gracious

Majesty Queen Victoria wishes all our

loyal subjects are Mary you'll time and

here is a message from the burghers of

London silly burgers play your touches

by January 1st

stop complaining about congestion in the

streets give to the poor and enjoy

yourselves naked

boy is the key

ratchet ratchet plays that long lazy

stupid idiot ah come on practic Bechet

I'm here mr. Scrooge I'm going off now I

thought it was a funny smell

I'll thump you I'm going up to bed you

fool Oh mr. Scrooge

is it all right if I go off now yes soon

as you put all the books in alphabetical

order clean away the cobwebs polish your

floor and wash your windows and I Merry

Christmas tell you but mr. Scrooge it'll

take me a whole week to get through that

lot in that case scrubbed a Merry

Christmas make it Happy New Year this is

food

please mr. Scrooge Oh things haven't

been too good lately and what with it

being Christmas I was wondering could

you make a little advance to me not only

long and stupid but bet to boot

please mr. Scrooge think of my poor wife

at home waiting for it can be feather we

haven't got a penny piece and we're

having my uncle from Australia for

dinner oh well you can plan anybody die

down a treat with some onions and a very

gravy mean old skinflint oh what's to

become of us what are we going to do

dear sir or madam as the case may be

I've never asked you for anything much

except that time before we was married

and Doris thought she was in trouble

and even then you couldn't have heard me

I know I'm Li beseech you to kindly send

us something to warm our bellies and

give us a bit of cheer this Christmas

hoping for an early reply I am your

obedient servant etc Bob Cratchit PS if

you haven't heard me this time let me

know and I'll repeat it

and mr. Cratchit yes that's right I say

you head got a narrow entrance

special delivery lucky you ha ok Joe

something to warm your bellies and bring

you comfort this Christmas he heard me

Oh

addley all undeclared now perhaps not

Christmas what I wasted Tron you can

have that and your Christmas jerky and

stuff it

flipping plumbers three weeks ago you

promised to fix em system oh hello

Oh fiddle-dee-dee I'll say

how much longer than I gotta stand

you've noted in Dragovich ease before I

get any attention do you I am the spirit

of Christmas past well past if you ask

me

if you please I'll say Luther do you

mind if I get rid of these you drop one

jump image it oh that is bear