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BOB:
Screw Uber!
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I'm with you yellow dudes.
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I know you all drive
around in circles
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to jack up the fare,
that's cool.
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I respect the hustle.
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By the way, if you
smell something funny,
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it's me.
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I haven't taken a bath in,
like, three days.
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At this point,
I'm making my own gravy.
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And you know why?
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Because being
clean and daisy-fresh
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is for guys
with girlfriends and jobs.
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All I got is this
roadie of bourbon
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and my new friend...
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Pamir.
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Hey, Pamir, did I say it right?
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Yes.
All right,
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Pamir!
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What's going on?
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Making Mom dinner.
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Look at you guys stepping up.
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Just trying to show
how much we love her.
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Nice, what you making?
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Lasagna and Caesar salad
with homemade dressing.
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Ah.
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Bufalino's Trattoria?
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It's a chain, but I'm sure
there's some Italians there.
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So, cooking Mom dinner
meant going to get
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takeout from a restaurant?
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Oh, no.
They delivered.
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Took a while.
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That's why we're reheating it.
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In the oven,
not the microwave.
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'Cause we love her.
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Quickly, come and see this.
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What's going on?
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Just come.
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Do Nigerians eat pasta?
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Of course.
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I told you they eat
regular food.
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What's going on?Stand next to your mother.
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Okay.
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Go ahead,
Mrs. Wheeler.
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Oh, my God!
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It's amazing!I don't believe it!
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Pretty good, huh?
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Ah!Ooh, kick me, kick me!
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Ow! [laughing]
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Easy, Bruce Lee.
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Okay, my turn, my turn!
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Ooh! Child abuse!
Child abuse!
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I told you
you could do it.
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You were right, thank you.
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I am so happy
for you, Mom.
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Thank you, Bobby.
Yeah.
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Before you know it,
you'll be out of this chair,
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back in your own house,
living your life...
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back in your own house.
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What I want is
to go back to work.
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And you will...
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eventually.
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I'm going in on Monday.
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The Monday coming up?
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That's the one.
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You sure you're ready?
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Yeah, you don't want
to jump back into work
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until you, you know,
can jump a little.
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Yeah, but you could always
call us or FaceTime.
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Or, heck,
you could get
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old school and
write us a letter.
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You have such beautiful
handwriting.
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You guys don't want me
to come back.
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No...
No...
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Nope.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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Last time I looked, I'm still
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the majority
shareholder of MaxDot,
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so playtime is over.
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We haven't
been playing.
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We've been working
real hard.
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They actually have.
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"Actually"?
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I used the word correctly.
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How exactly is this gonna work?
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I mean, you're still kind of
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incapacitated.
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Abishola's gonna help me.
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You're coming
to the office?
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Is that a problem?
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No, although
I would've liked a heads up.
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Why?
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That's a great question.
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Do I smell lasagna?
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No.
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[whispers]:
No.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I am so excited
about your mother.
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Yeah.
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Something tells me you are not.
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No, no.
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I'm real happy she's
getting better.
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It's just, her being
back at work kind of...
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I want to choose my
words carefully here.
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It makes me sick with fear.
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You are joking.
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Nope, the stomach acid is coming
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right up into my throat
as we speak.
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I will admit I have seen her
be difficult at times.
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No, what you've
seen is a woman
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in her golden years dealing
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with a very serious
health setback.
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What I'm talking
about is
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the embodiment of evil
in a blue pantsuit.
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You are exaggerating.
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You know why my father
died so young?
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Why?
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Because he wanted to!
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It was his
only way out!
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That is a terrible thing to say.
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Well, you don't know.
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You've only seen the
Bride of Frankenstein
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before the lightning
hits her neck bolts.
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I can't believe
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you can be
so disrespectful.
Yeah.
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It'd be disrespectful
if it wasn't true.
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Do your brother and sister
feel the same way?
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If I know Douglas
and Christina,
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they don't feel
anything right now.
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[liquid bubbling]
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[exhales]
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Dad did it right.
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Heart attack's the only way
to get away from Mom.
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Nothing beats the sweet release
of a massive coronary.
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[straining]
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What are you doing?
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Trying to have a heart attack.
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[straining]
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Wait, I'll join you.
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[both straining]
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[both laughing]
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Ah, heart attacks
are hilarious.
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They're really hard.
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[coughs, laughs]
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I think what you are forgetting
is that your mother has had
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a brush with death,
and that changes people.
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Sure.
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It's true.
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It gives them
perspective
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and compassion.
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You're adorable.
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Goodbye, Bob.
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No kiss?
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I don't kiss
disrespectful sons.
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[door opens]
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Well, you could
close your eyes
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and pretend I'm
someone else!
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[door closes]
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That's not her usual
sour puss, is it?
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KEMI:
Nope.
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That is a more puckered
puss than usual.
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Can we please just eat?
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Sorry.Okay.
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How could I have gotten involved
with such a terrible man?
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Ah, Bob is the lemon
she's sucking on.
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Forget it.Nah, come on.
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What'd the sock man do?
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He doesn't want his
mother to go back to work,
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even though it is
good for her recovery.
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That's terrible?
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Here I was, thinking
you caught him with a hooker.
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What?
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That's just me.
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It's where my mind goes.
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I went there, too.
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A good son would
put her needs first.
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She's right.
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Where we come from, elders must
be respected above all else.
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You guys always say that--
this isn't Nigeria.
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In America, we show
our respect by moving
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as far away
from our parents as possible.
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And you're
proud of that?
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Yes.
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That's how this country
was built.
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You ever heard the phrase,
"Go West, young man"?
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What that really means
is "Stay East, Mom."
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Is that how you feel
about your mother, hmm?
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Kemi, when my mother
retired and moved to Hawaii,
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you know what
my first thought was?
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Damn, now I can't go to Hawaii.
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That doesn't make any sense--
it's the Hawaiian Islands.
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You can just visit
a different one.
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No, they're too close together.
She'd know I was there.
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ABISHOLA:
Good morning.
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Are you ready for your
first day back at work?
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I don't know,
maybe Bob was right.
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Maybe it is too soon.
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Don't listen to him.
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You need to stay positive.
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Mm, I'm trying, I'm just worried
I'm not up to it.
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Yes, you are.
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You are getting
stronger every day.
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Remember how wonderful it felt
to kick your children?
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That wasfun.
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You'll be fine.
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And I'll be right there
with you.
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Thank you, Abishola.
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Now, eat your breakfast,
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and I'll pull out some nice
clothes for you to choose from.
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Get me the blue pantsuit.
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Okay.
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I can't believe I'm scared
to go back to my own company.
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That is natural,
it will pass.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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I'm not the woman I once was.
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Oh, Mrs. Wheeler, the world
does not feel sorry for you,
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so don't waste time
feeling sorry for yourself.
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Wow!
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You are one stone-cold badass,
aren't you?
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Yes.
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And so are you.
Aw.
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I wish.
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I've always been a real softy.
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All right, listen up!
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Mommy's back,
and you're all grounded.
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Call your wives,
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husbands, boyfriends,
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girlfriends, whoever's dumb
enough to sleep with you.
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Tell them not to wait
up. We're working late.
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We got you
a "welcome back" cake.Not now.
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Not now.
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Well, don't stand there
gawking at me! Move it!
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Thanks again.
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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Sorry to bother you,
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but your mother
wants to see you.
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And she sent you to tell me?
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Yes, and to snag her
a Coke Zero.
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Well, tell my mother I'm busy
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and I'll be there
as soon as I can.
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She said now.
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And I said as soon as I can.
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All right. I'll tell her
you have other priorities.
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Wait.
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I'm coming.
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ABISHOLA:
Douglas,
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your mother wants to
see you in her office.
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May I ask what
this is regarding?
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No, you may not.
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I'm not the only one
that's eating her cake.
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Just come now.
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The top shelf
is community property.
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[knock on door]
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It's open.
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Hello, Bob.
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Hey, hiding from my mom?
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She knows I'm here.
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She wants to see you
in her office.
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Is that so?
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It is.
She also wants you to bring
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last quarter's P&L statements
and the current projection
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for the remainder
of the fiscal year.
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Ooh, listen to you.
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You should.
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I got a bad feeling
about this.
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Me, too.I think I had
too much cake.
267
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,978
DOTTIE:
Come on in.
268
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,111
Sit down.
269
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,418
Okay.
270
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,898
She's got minions.
271
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,203
I see them.
272
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,772
Here's the stuff you asked for.
273
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,165
Give it to Goodwin.
274
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,209
Why?
275
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,994
He has a degree in economics.
276
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,038
You do?
277
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,606
Summa cum laude,
University of Lagos.
278
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,999
Go, Crabs!
279
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,439
So, you summoned us.
What do you need?
280
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,180
Well, for starters,
281
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:02,618
I would like to know why,
in my absence, you decided
282
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,143
to start manufacturing
compression sleeves.
283
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:09,103
Oh, uh, actually,
that was our idea.
284
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,105
See, all the kids
are wearing them now
285
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,933
'cause they see the pro
athletes wearing them,
286
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,195
and it seemed like
287
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,240
a natural extension
of the MaxDot brand.
288
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,243
Also, they're cheaper to make.
We used the same latex blend
289
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,201
that's in our socks.
290
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,116
Instead of
the toe pouch,
291
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,902
though, it's-- there's,
you know, another hole.
292
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:29,514
Yeah. Where the, where
the toe pouch was.
293
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,391
And you let this happen?
294
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,698
Yeah.
I thought it was a good idea.
295
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,482
Plus, we're testing
it on a small scale,
296
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,310
so why not take a chance?
297
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:46,183
Abishola, will you kindly
tell my son why not?
298
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,968
What's she got
to do with this?
299
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,187
She is a health care
professional
300
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,408
and my trusted
executive assistant.
301
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,583
Executive assistant?
302
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,411
Yesterday she was
giving you sponge baths.
303
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,196
Keep talking
and that'll be your new job.
304
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,895
Abishola?
305
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,506
The success of your company
has been as a medical supplier.
306
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,116
Doctors tell
their patients to wear
307
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,944
your socks to improve
circulation.
308
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,467
Famous athletes tell kids
309
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,253
to wear athletic sleeves
to look cool.
310
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,169
Great. So we'll hire LeBron
James to be our spokesperson.
311
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,171
LeBron has
a lifetime deal with Nike
312
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,260
worth over a billion dollars.
313
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,959
Oh. Then another guy.
314
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,136
Get your sponge ready.
315
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,096
Mom, if we don't take chances,
316
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,271
we don't grow.
317
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,273
If we take stupid chances,
we go under.
318
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,711
Abishola, you get now
what I was talking about?
319
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,278
[groans]
320
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,715
What was he talking about?
321
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,805
He compared you to a famous
monster made out of dead bodies.
322
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,459
Oh, come on!
323
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,551
I can't...Uh-uh. Just wait.
324
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,771
I mean, what does she think...[shushes]
325
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,688
DOUGLAS:
We got to do something, man!
326
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:57,820
We got to do something!
327
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,343
What about Goodwin and Kofo?
328
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,171
I thought those guys were cool.
329
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,260
Well, forget them.
What about Abishola?
330
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,001
Oh, please. We all knew she was
gonna leave you eventually,
331
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,873
but not for Mom.
332
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,919
You got to fix this, man!
You got to fix this!
333
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,965
All right! All right!
334
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,760
I actually don't know
what to do.
335
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,771
We need to talk.
[shushes]
336
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,383
Your mother is taking a nap.
337
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,602
Talk about what?
338
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908
You're kidding, right?
339
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,039
Everything I warned you about
has happened,
340
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,172
and honestly,
you're making it worse.
341
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,695
Well, I think I am helping.
342
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,523
Your mother has
purpose now.
343
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,699
She's determined to get better.
344
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,875
Well, that's great,
but what about me?
345
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,573
Does her being determined
have to be at my expense?
346
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:59,664
We talked about this in the car,
and the answer is yes.
347
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,666
You know what? Forget it.
348
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,104
Just call me when she wakes up.
I'll talk to her myself.
349
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,845
Mm. She instructed me
to wake her at 4:00.
350
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,498
Great. I'll come back then.No, no.
351
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,153
That's when Ihave
a meeting with her.
352
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,068
Why do youhave a meeting?
353
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,548
[shushes]
354
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,725
She said she would like
to spitball some ideas with me.
355
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,902
"Spitball."
356
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:23,079
Terrific.
Can I talk to her after that?
357
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,081
Mm, I'll try to squeeze you in.
358
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,257
She has a hard out at 5:00.
359
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,304
What is happening?
360
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,527
[knocking on door]
361
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,747
Hey. How you feeling?Tired.
362
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,922
Yeah, me, too.
363
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,881
What do you have
to be tired about?
364
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,448
I was the one
putting out fires all day.
365
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,146
Or starting them.
366
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,844
All right, let's hear it.
367
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,064
Eh, I don't want
to fight with you.
368
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,676
That's good,
'cause I'd kick your ass.
369
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,114
Look, I'm happy
you're feeling better.
370
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,290
I'm happy you're
back at work.But?
371
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,553
Go on.
372
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,773
Today was one of the worst days
of my life.
373
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,428
There you go. You see?
374
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,866
You can always talk
to your mother.
375
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,782
I don't get why you want
to be stuck in that warehouse.
376
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,175
You have enough money to retire,
377
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,611
go on a cruise.
378
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,875
You could go right now.
All those ships have ramps.
379
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,050
Hey, listen,
380
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,530
I would happily step away
381
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,185
if I thought you kids
could keep the company going.
382
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,883
We can. And for the record,
that's what we've been doing.
383
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:32,366
You've been putting socks
on people's arms.
384
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,368
That was one idea.
385
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,196
Douglas and Christina
were excited about it,
386
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,024
and I wanted to be supportive.Supportive?
387
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,200
You're not supposed
to be supportive,
388
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,766
you're supposed to be the boss.
389
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,768
I am the boss, but I'm
also their brother.
390
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,161
And I'm their mother,
391
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
but I'll stuff them both
in a duffel bag and toss it
392
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,687
in the lake before I let them
take down this company.
393
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,647
Real nice.
394
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,257
Screw nice.
395
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,911
Nice doesn't get you
a secret bank account
396
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,913
in the Cayman Islands.
397
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,349
You have one of those?
398
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,310
No.
399
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,835
Look, whatever.
I-It's your company.
400
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,358
If you don't like
the way I run it,
401
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,100
maybe you should do it yourself.Maybe I should.
402
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,972
Great. I'm gonna go do
something else with my life.
403
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,147
I quit.
404
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,323
Bobby, wait.
405
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,541
What?
406
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,110
Good luck in your new ventures.
407
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,992
BOB:
Okeydoke, Pamir.
408
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:37,344
Time to go show those fools
what a happy man smells like.
409
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,780
$18.
410
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:42,001
Oh, right. Sorry.
411
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,176
All right.
412
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,614
You got my number.
I expect you to call me.
413
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,659
We will hang.
414
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,272
[shouts]
415
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,058
Saved the cup.
416
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,374
Well, well, well.
417
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:12,248
If it isn't
Benedict and Arnold.
418
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,641
Mr. Wheeler, are you okay?
419
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,209
Never better, Arnold.
420
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:20,082
We were told you were taking
a much needed vacation.
421
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,911
Well, you were lied to,
Benedict.
422
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,484
I know you're talking about me.
423
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,833
I sprechen SieYoruba.
424
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:38,057
Hey. Who's up for a game
of forklift tag, huh?
425
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,886
KOFO:
Mr. Wheeler, no!
426
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,497
Please, get down.
427
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,368
I'll give you a three
Mississippi head start.
428
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,415
Oh, no, no. We do not
want to go to Mississippi.
429
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,634
[whirring]
430
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,768
[people shouting, screaming]
431
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,422
Oh, my God!
432
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,425
[laughing]
433
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,905
I knew he'd come back.
434
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:04,866
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