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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,633 Did I leave some of the groceries on the roof? 2 00:00:01,657 --> 00:00:03,929 Oh, that was the sound I heard when we drove away. 3 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:06,343 Oh, look who's here. 4 00:00:06,368 --> 00:00:07,460 - Hey. - Hey, Deb. 5 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:08,679 - Mail call! - Yes! 6 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,210 Oh, my gosh. I knew it. 7 00:00:10,235 --> 00:00:11,757 This is Sierra's wedding invitation. 8 00:00:11,782 --> 00:00:13,703 We were waiting for this for a long time, and... 9 00:00:13,728 --> 00:00:15,063 - Oh. Wait a minute. Wait. - Oh. Huh. 10 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:16,562 Looks like it's been, uh, opened. 11 00:00:16,587 --> 00:00:17,853 Deb, why is there tape here? 12 00:00:17,878 --> 00:00:19,990 Your hair is attached to this tape. Did you open this? 13 00:00:20,014 --> 00:00:22,415 No, of course not. My hair's more lush than that. 14 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,618 - So... Yeah, well, it's... - So, Sierra, 15 00:00:23,642 --> 00:00:25,640 is that one of your fancy friends from New York? 16 00:00:25,665 --> 00:00:27,961 Oh, well, she's not that fancy. She's not that fancy. Sierra? 17 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:29,960 Well, her family owns a couple skyscrapers 18 00:00:29,985 --> 00:00:31,360 - in Midtown Manhattan. - Yeah, but she's very down to Earth. 19 00:00:31,384 --> 00:00:32,629 - She's very cool. - Well, didn't... 20 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:34,469 Richard Branson taught her dad how to hang glide. 21 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,494 - That feels... - But she... she sends 22 00:00:35,518 --> 00:00:38,179 all of her old artwork to impoverished countries. 23 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,054 She loves to take care of animals. 24 00:00:40,079 --> 00:00:41,298 - Yeah, she's got... well... - Her horses, yeah. 25 00:00:41,322 --> 00:00:43,067 In the sense that she has horses, yeah. She has horses. 26 00:00:43,091 --> 00:00:44,947 But she's great. She's amazing. You love her, right? 27 00:00:44,971 --> 00:00:46,504 I love... 28 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:47,962 h-how much you love her. 29 00:00:47,987 --> 00:00:50,211 I'd love an invite to a wedding in Iceland. 30 00:00:50,236 --> 00:00:51,478 - How'd you know it was in Iceland? - Yeah, how do you know 31 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:52,814 it was in Iceland? You opened this. You opened this. 32 00:00:52,838 --> 00:00:54,625 Too bad you guys can't afford to go. 33 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:56,850 How would you know whether or not we could afford to go? 34 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,813 Don't forget your, uh... Your bank statement. 35 00:00:58,838 --> 00:01:01,024 I got to rush. I got a lot of mail to deliver. 36 00:01:01,049 --> 00:01:02,344 ... tape all over it, as well. 37 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:04,489 - So, she's gone through this. - There's tape on this? 38 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,149 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie 39 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:16,993 Ahhh, I'm just really dreading, telling Sierra 40 00:01:17,018 --> 00:01:19,227 that we can't go to her wedding because of money. 41 00:01:19,252 --> 00:01:20,253 - Sure. - You know, I feel like she's gonna 42 00:01:20,277 --> 00:01:22,368 use that tone that's gonna make me feel guilty... 43 00:01:22,393 --> 00:01:24,118 - that I left her in New York. - Ugh... 44 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:25,727 - Hey. - Mm? 45 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,852 Hey. 46 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:29,399 No. Jacob, I want you to try the rapini frittata. 47 00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:30,590 It's a rapini frittata. 48 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:32,758 - I want you to try it. It's rapini. - Okay. 49 00:01:32,783 --> 00:01:35,360 I'll try the... rapini. 50 00:01:35,394 --> 00:01:37,127 Stop playing with your rapini. 51 00:01:37,152 --> 00:01:39,227 Jacob, as long as you're living under my roof, 52 00:01:39,252 --> 00:01:40,461 until your parents get back, 53 00:01:40,486 --> 00:01:42,361 I want you to eat the food I put down in front of you. 54 00:01:42,385 --> 00:01:44,383 You're not my dad. You can't tell me what to do. 55 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,196 - Hey. - But you're a great mother, Rio. 56 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:48,254 You're very attentive and very supportive and kind. 57 00:01:48,279 --> 00:01:49,922 - Thank you. - Thank you. 58 00:01:50,804 --> 00:01:51,982 Jacob, we've talked about this. 59 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:54,219 I-I would prefer for you to not watch me while I eat. 60 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,672 It's just very laser-focused. 61 00:01:55,697 --> 00:01:57,352 Look at that. Oh, look. Frittata. 62 00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:59,000 There we go. Oh. 63 00:01:59,025 --> 00:02:00,032 It's Sierra. 64 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:01,969 I am gonna answer it because she's at Art Basel, 65 00:02:01,994 --> 00:02:03,206 and there's a small window of time 66 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,697 before she gets on a plane to Hong Kong, so... 67 00:02:04,721 --> 00:02:06,892 Oh, well, that's a dilemma everyone can relate to, yeah. 68 00:02:06,916 --> 00:02:08,297 Hey, girl! 69 00:02:08,322 --> 00:02:10,008 Oh, my God. Hello! 70 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,914 - Wha-a-a-a-t?! - What's up, girl? 71 00:02:11,939 --> 00:02:14,211 Okay, wait, so, did you get the invitation? 72 00:02:14,236 --> 00:02:15,961 Are you kidding me? How could I miss it? 73 00:02:15,986 --> 00:02:17,469 - It was amazing. - Oh, my God. 74 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:18,830 Who are you gonna take as your plus-one? 75 00:02:18,854 --> 00:02:20,688 Just kidding. Hi, Mike! 76 00:02:20,713 --> 00:02:21,879 I would laugh harder at that 77 00:02:21,904 --> 00:02:23,766 if you hadn't tried to break us up in the past 78 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:25,430 - 'cause I was too nice. - No... Well... 79 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:27,234 - I stand by everything I said. - He's more than nice. 80 00:02:27,258 --> 00:02:28,445 As do I. 81 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,072 - No, we're best friends. - No, you guys love each other. Stop it. 82 00:02:31,096 --> 00:02:33,016 Listen, um... 83 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:34,813 I-I do need to talk to you 84 00:02:34,838 --> 00:02:36,407 in the spirit of kind of 85 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:38,782 our forever transparency with each other. 86 00:02:38,807 --> 00:02:41,586 I... Mike and I cannot come to your wedding. 87 00:02:41,611 --> 00:02:43,258 What? Why? 88 00:02:43,283 --> 00:02:45,016 Is this about money? Because I'm... 89 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,250 We'll cover you. It's literally just money. 90 00:02:47,275 --> 00:02:50,532 It's not about money. No, we have so much money. 91 00:02:50,557 --> 00:02:53,250 You know, we came out here as an agricultural experiment, 92 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:55,586 and it turns out, we're, like, killing it! 93 00:02:55,611 --> 00:02:58,172 And that's why we have to... To stay here. 94 00:02:58,197 --> 00:03:00,352 I mean, I'm... I'm devastated. 95 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:02,118 I know. Uh... 96 00:03:02,143 --> 00:03:05,240 No, I'm, like, physically in pain and emotionally in pain 97 00:03:05,265 --> 00:03:07,265 and, like, this is... Must be what death feels like. 98 00:03:07,289 --> 00:03:09,489 No, I literally have, like, lacerations 99 00:03:09,514 --> 00:03:11,273 - all over my heart right now. - Like, I don't know what to do. 100 00:03:11,297 --> 00:03:12,896 - Okay, well, I got to go. - Okay. 101 00:03:12,921 --> 00:03:14,756 I'm insanely in love with you, girl. 102 00:03:14,781 --> 00:03:17,061 I am idiotically, irrationally, 103 00:03:17,086 --> 00:03:19,131 - and violently in love with you. - Oh, my God. 104 00:03:19,156 --> 00:03:21,923 I am, like, ferociously in love with you. 105 00:03:21,948 --> 00:03:23,826 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 106 00:03:24,936 --> 00:03:28,022 Sorry, hon. I-I could tell that was... hard. 107 00:03:28,047 --> 00:03:30,795 I'm upset. I feel like it would be really irresponsible 108 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:33,787 to just, like, fly to Iceland for a wedding right now. 109 00:03:33,812 --> 00:03:35,209 - Sure. - I just feel... 110 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,248 - Forlorn? - Jacob, why don't you, um... 111 00:03:37,273 --> 00:03:39,881 run up to your bedroom and... And get a little screen time? 112 00:03:39,906 --> 00:03:42,108 Okay. I'm gonna go watch bar-fight videos on my phone. 113 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:44,100 Oh, great. Send me the good ones. 114 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,156 Okay! 115 00:03:45,687 --> 00:03:47,264 Hello, my dearest Constance. 116 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:48,772 May I please purchase these blooms 117 00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:51,162 to give you as a floral apology 118 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,354 for committing insurance fraud and arson years ago? 119 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:55,350 You mean when I found out 120 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:58,803 that you had burned your farm down to the ground 121 00:03:58,828 --> 00:04:00,209 for the insurance money? 122 00:04:00,234 --> 00:04:02,342 Rudy, this is not easy for me. 123 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,101 I mean, I-I represent law and order in this town. 124 00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:07,139 I-I-I just need to think about this, okay? 125 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,264 I-I-I need... I need space. 126 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:11,170 How much space? An arm's length? 127 00:04:11,195 --> 00:04:12,261 If so, whose? 128 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:13,986 Bigfoot's arm or a baby's arm? 129 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:16,170 Well, the amount of space that I need, Rudy, 130 00:04:16,195 --> 00:04:17,373 is... is more. 131 00:04:17,398 --> 00:04:19,147 Yeah, it's just more. 132 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:21,005 I understand. 133 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,045 But please don't begrudge this criminal 134 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:24,772 a few stolen glances. 135 00:04:41,679 --> 00:04:43,006 How long's he been sitting there? 136 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:45,074 All morning. Constance asked for space. 137 00:04:45,099 --> 00:04:47,647 - Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Space. - Yeah. 138 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:50,045 How you doing, bud? 139 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,580 Quiet. Dirt time. 140 00:04:51,605 --> 00:04:52,631 D-Dirt time? 141 00:04:52,656 --> 00:04:53,935 It's when I stare at the dirt and contemplate 142 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:56,328 how the universe started as dust and will end as dust. 143 00:04:56,353 --> 00:04:57,519 I find it quite soothing. 144 00:04:57,544 --> 00:05:01,006 Well, look, I know exactly how you feel, and I can help. 145 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:04,026 Yeah, I know exactly how you feel, and I can help. 146 00:05:04,051 --> 00:05:06,495 Thank you, Jacob. I'm sure Rudy feels very comforted 147 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,598 by the promise of your wisdom. 148 00:05:07,622 --> 00:05:09,122 Now, Rudy, believe it or not, 149 00:05:09,147 --> 00:05:10,799 Rio asked me for space once. 150 00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:13,836 Her girlfriend Sierra was kind of meddling in our relationship, 151 00:05:13,861 --> 00:05:15,172 and she was trying to break us up. 152 00:05:15,196 --> 00:05:16,295 Wait, wait. 153 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,896 Is that why you don't want to go to Sierra's wedding? 154 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,042 Okay, this is none of your concern. 155 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:20,499 If it involves your wife, it is. 156 00:05:20,524 --> 00:05:23,014 So, Rudy, you got to make Constance think you're fine. 157 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:24,880 I'm not fine. I'm wildly depressed. 158 00:05:24,905 --> 00:05:26,438 You don't have to actually feel fine. 159 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:28,092 You just have to pretend you're fine, 160 00:05:28,117 --> 00:05:30,486 and then Constance thinks you're okay without her. 161 00:05:30,511 --> 00:05:31,834 Then your stock goes way up. 162 00:05:31,859 --> 00:05:33,155 Way up. 163 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:34,459 So, what are you suggesting? 164 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:35,724 Well, right off the bat, 165 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:37,449 I think a shower would be step 1. 166 00:05:37,474 --> 00:05:39,019 Okay, you know what? Don't listen to him. 167 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:41,130 Rio almost dumped his butt. 168 00:05:41,155 --> 00:05:42,387 My butt? 169 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:43,732 - Dump-free - Okay. 170 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:46,458 Now, she almost dumped me, but she didn't, 171 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:49,571 because I did exactly what I'm advising Rudy to do. 172 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:51,096 If you want Miss Connie back, 173 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,633 you got to do something cray-cray-romo. 174 00:05:52,657 --> 00:05:53,953 L-Let the adults talk, Jacob. 175 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,145 It means, "Crazy, Crazy Romantic." 176 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,514 Make a big gesture. Sweep her feet. 177 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:00,282 I think you mean "sweep her off her feet." 178 00:06:00,307 --> 00:06:02,340 No, Mike. I mean "sweep her feet." 179 00:06:02,365 --> 00:06:03,585 If you sweep her off her feet, 180 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:04,889 she could fall down and get hurt. 181 00:06:04,913 --> 00:06:06,345 If you want Miss Connie back, 182 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:08,604 just think of the most romantic thing in the world 183 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,359 and then times it by a million. 184 00:06:10,384 --> 00:06:11,450 Pass. 185 00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:13,175 I'm hitching my wagon to the golden eagle. 186 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,421 - Ooh! - Which... The golden eagle is... 187 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:15,490 I'm the golden eagle, right? 188 00:06:15,514 --> 00:06:16,533 - Yes. - Oh, come on! 189 00:06:16,558 --> 00:06:17,724 Sorry, bud. 190 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:21,403 Deb is resealing our envelopes with tape. 191 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:22,795 - Rio... - Like, not even hiding it. 192 00:06:22,819 --> 00:06:25,274 - Yeah, I was like... - Rio, I have so much on my mind. 193 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:27,232 This is how a small town works, okay? 194 00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:28,878 People gon'... They gon' know your business. 195 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:29,902 Just get with it. 196 00:06:29,927 --> 00:06:31,280 Mm, I... Okay. 197 00:06:31,305 --> 00:06:33,705 Is this because you can't go to your best friend's wedding 198 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:36,185 and the fact that your ass is just stone-cold broke? 199 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,064 No, I think... I mean... 200 00:06:38,089 --> 00:06:39,722 See, this is what I'm talking about. 201 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:40,979 Like, why do you know that? 202 00:06:41,004 --> 00:06:43,116 All of our information is so compromised in this day and age 203 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:44,485 that I feel that the mail is, like, 204 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:46,796 the last refuge of privacy that we have. 205 00:06:46,821 --> 00:06:47,886 - Hey, Rio. - Hey. 206 00:06:47,921 --> 00:06:50,122 I heard your finances are a real fart in the wind. 207 00:06:50,147 --> 00:06:51,668 What... Thank you, Linda. 208 00:06:51,692 --> 00:06:53,712 Brandon's Squatty Potty came in. 209 00:06:53,737 --> 00:06:55,307 - Hi. - We've got one of those. 210 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,371 They're great. 211 00:06:56,396 --> 00:06:58,697 I don't have to sit on Kent's stomach and bounce anymore. 212 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,979 Deb, if I could just say, 213 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,279 opening mail is a-a federal crime. 214 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:05,783 Federal crime, I think? Back me up on that. 215 00:07:05,807 --> 00:07:08,674 Uh, yeah, technically, it's illegal. 216 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:11,307 Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. 217 00:07:11,332 --> 00:07:13,889 Oh, thanks so much. Yeah, no, I appreciate the feedback. I do. 218 00:07:13,914 --> 00:07:16,581 And I won't open anybody's mail anymore. 219 00:07:16,606 --> 00:07:17,606 Ah! 220 00:07:18,487 --> 00:07:19,524 - Thank you. - Okay? 221 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:22,308 I feel very seen and heard, and I appreciate that so much. 222 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,442 - Good. - Are you warm? 223 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:25,100 - Deb, what are you doing? - Deb. 224 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:27,549 Well, since I'm doing it all wrong, 225 00:07:27,574 --> 00:07:29,505 I'm just gonna stop delivering your mail. 226 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:30,962 - O-Oh. - So I quit. 227 00:07:30,987 --> 00:07:32,236 - Deb, you... - Please don't quit. 228 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:33,556 - Well, too late now. - That's not the intention. 229 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,221 And please don't take your pants off. 230 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,870 Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna take my pants off. 231 00:07:36,894 --> 00:07:38,660 I've broken a lot of hearts in these shorts. 232 00:07:38,685 --> 00:07:40,024 Well, I-I... 233 00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:41,166 - Toodle-oo. - Deb. 234 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:43,612 Talk to the hand, 'cause Deb is done! 235 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,127 I'm keeping the hat! 236 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:51,691 Man. 237 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,221 Hey, Connie. 238 00:07:53,246 --> 00:07:55,190 - Missy, how you doing? - I'm alright. I... 239 00:07:55,215 --> 00:07:58,010 You know what? I am so sorry about how that went down yesterday. 240 00:07:58,035 --> 00:08:00,602 I feel like Deb, she's gonna figure out she needs a paycheck, 241 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:01,925 and then you won't have to be delivering 242 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,682 - the mail all over the place anymore. - Yeah... 243 00:08:03,706 --> 00:08:05,736 you damn straight I won't, 244 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:06,894 'cause you are. 245 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:07,924 Yeah, right. 246 00:08:07,949 --> 00:08:09,744 What? You want me to deliver the mail? 247 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:10,783 You break it, you buy it. 248 00:08:10,808 --> 00:08:12,533 - What? What did I break? - Deb. 249 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,358 - I broke Deb? - You broke Deb. 250 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:16,049 Come on, now. That's ridiculous. 251 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:18,182 I might've hurt her feelings, and I do feel bad for that. 252 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,061 I don't think I'm the only one that doesn't want the whole town 253 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:23,482 to know that, you know, they buy acid-reflux pills in bulk. 254 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,753 Why don't you ask them while you're delivering their mail? 255 00:08:25,777 --> 00:08:27,549 Connie, I don't have a driver's license. 256 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:28,574 But you got a bike. 257 00:08:28,599 --> 00:08:30,135 I know it looks badass and everything... 258 00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:31,370 - ... but it is a cruiser. - Hey... 259 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:32,627 It's not all-terrain. 260 00:08:32,652 --> 00:08:34,360 It doesn't even have gears. 261 00:08:34,385 --> 00:08:35,417 Oh, oh, by the way, 262 00:08:35,442 --> 00:08:37,627 I got a bowling ball coming in the mail tomorrow. 263 00:08:37,652 --> 00:08:39,634 - Wow. - Alright, girl, you can do it! 264 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:40,791 C-Connie. 265 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:41,908 Connie! 266 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:44,339 You look like a million bucks, Rudy. What do you think of the hair? 267 00:08:44,363 --> 00:08:46,103 I still think it needs more volume. 268 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,386 Well, I think if we go any bigger, 269 00:08:48,411 --> 00:08:50,690 it's gonna collapse like a soufflé. 270 00:08:50,715 --> 00:08:52,581 Hey, Mr. Rudy, I washed all your clothes, 271 00:08:52,606 --> 00:08:55,463 but now they're just, like, a big, matted ball of yarn. 272 00:08:55,488 --> 00:08:57,893 Tell you what. I've got a pretty sweet collection of threads, 273 00:08:57,918 --> 00:08:59,063 if you'd like to borrow something. 274 00:08:59,087 --> 00:09:00,573 No, thanks, Mike. Your style's bogus. 275 00:09:00,598 --> 00:09:02,076 You could wear my high school football jersey. 276 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,714 That's a lot of horsepower. 277 00:09:03,739 --> 00:09:05,246 Do I have the stones to pull that off? 278 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,433 What about my sunglasses? These are fire. 279 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,300 Oh, that's a big, big swing, Jacob. 280 00:09:09,325 --> 00:09:11,808 Oh, my goodness! Rudy! 281 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:12,834 - You look amazing. - It's the mirroring... 282 00:09:12,858 --> 00:09:14,426 - and the... and the red lenses. - Yeah... 283 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,596 - Well, the aerodynamics are so... - They're slimming, too. 284 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,159 Yeah. Can you give us a "Hang loose" in those? 285 00:09:19,506 --> 00:09:21,487 - This guy's chill to the max! - Wow! 286 00:09:21,512 --> 00:09:23,091 Mike, you know what? If you had a pair of those, 287 00:09:23,115 --> 00:09:25,595 maybe Rio wouldn't be trying to break up with you all the time. 288 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,511 Alright. Well, that's... 289 00:09:28,536 --> 00:09:30,315 Aw, man! Ohh! Oh, God! 290 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:32,717 Hi. Mail c... Oh. Um... 291 00:09:32,741 --> 00:09:34,332 Okay, well, did I get anything important? 292 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,357 What does it say? Fabian! 293 00:09:35,381 --> 00:09:37,433 I did not open and read your mail. 294 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,339 Isn't that refreshing? Or... 295 00:09:39,364 --> 00:09:40,663 I got to read my own mail now? 296 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,941 No, just, um, g-give me the coupons. 297 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,478 - Yes, coupons. Just... Coupons? - This might... 298 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:46,096 - I don't know. This might be it. - Okay! That's it! 299 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,635 Do you want this coupon? Do you want this? 300 00:09:47,659 --> 00:09:48,979 It's gonna bite me! 301 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:50,502 Just make kissy noises. 302 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:52,651 Mm-mwah-mwah. 303 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,708 No, it's not working. 304 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,853 - Hey! Rio! - Hey! 305 00:09:57,878 --> 00:09:59,123 What the hell are you doing here? 306 00:09:59,147 --> 00:10:01,322 Oh, you know, I'm just filling in for Deb, 307 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:03,587 - so here you go. - Oh... Oh. Yeah. 308 00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:04,939 - Okay. - Heavier than usual. 309 00:10:04,964 --> 00:10:07,884 Yes. That's because I didn't eat any of the chocolates inside. 310 00:10:07,909 --> 00:10:09,577 - I just... - Oh, well, you got to have one. 311 00:10:09,601 --> 00:10:11,205 They are divine! 312 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,284 I'm good on chocolates, but let me just ask you a question. 313 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,241 Do you have water? Just a glass of water? 314 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,732 Mudslides are all I got. 315 00:10:16,757 --> 00:10:20,267 Oh, is that a... alcoholic... beverage? 316 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,408 Excuse me. Uh, what about in your faucet? 317 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,939 Hey, Theresa, can I just... Do you have a hose? 318 00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:27,307 Do you have a hose? 319 00:10:27,332 --> 00:10:29,052 So, what, I just walk up to Connie and say, 320 00:10:29,077 --> 00:10:31,189 "Hey, biotch. Enjoying the view?" 321 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,916 - Yeah, that's good. - No, no, no, no. 322 00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:34,791 We're not even gonna talk to Connie, okay? 323 00:10:34,816 --> 00:10:37,183 We're just gonna be out here, living our best lives, 324 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,416 having some fun. 325 00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:41,064 If word gets back to her we're having a blast, bonus. 326 00:10:49,368 --> 00:10:50,666 - Go! - Alright, hey, hey! 327 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,824 Ohhh! 328 00:10:57,245 --> 00:10:59,791 - Yeah! Just three guys killin' it! - Yeeeeeeeeah! 329 00:10:59,816 --> 00:11:01,611 - Yeah! - Oh! 330 00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:12,010 These are old-school, Rudy. 331 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,353 Try to keep up, buster. 332 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,189 Wait! Ohhhhhhh! 333 00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:22,892 Go, Rudy! Go, Rudy! Go, Rudy! 334 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,119 Ohhh! 335 00:11:31,144 --> 00:11:32,510 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 336 00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:34,667 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 337 00:11:34,691 --> 00:11:36,324 - Yeaaaah! - Whooooo! 338 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:37,427 Hey, Connie! 339 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,978 - I'm a caboose! - What the hell? 340 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,455 Toot, toot! 341 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,502 My scalp feels electric. 342 00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:47,606 This wind has given my hair just the volume it needed. 343 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,877 So, how much longer are we doing this? 344 00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:52,173 Well, we... We could call it for today. 345 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,142 You mean there's more than one day to this? 346 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,181 - Yes. - Why is this just 347 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,273 being clear to me now? 348 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,650 You think they did the Sistine Chapel in an afternoon? 349 00:11:58,675 --> 00:11:59,801 - What's that? - Tell me more about 350 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:01,167 this Tony Romo method. 351 00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:03,854 Cray-cray-romo. Yeah, the results are instantaneous. 352 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:05,705 - Sold. - Listen, you cannot rush 353 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,063 something like this. 354 00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:09,722 You got to trust me. I've been in your exact shoes. 355 00:12:09,747 --> 00:12:11,986 Your plan is bupkis. I need results. 356 00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:13,330 Jacob, read me in. 357 00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:14,362 It's simple. 358 00:12:14,386 --> 00:12:16,066 You just have to do something crazy romantic. 359 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,823 So, when me and Janine had our fight, 360 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:19,381 I baked myself into a 10-foot cake, 361 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,572 and then I popped out with a handful of rubies, right? 362 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,717 - And she was like... - That n... That never happened. 363 00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,057 Fine. 364 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,549 But I did cover her window in post-Its with hearts on them, 365 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,027 and then she let me borrow her sweater. 366 00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:31,984 You cannot be serious about Jacob. 367 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,908 He can't eat a Fruit Roll-Up without turning it into a mask. 368 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,012 You can't be married to Rio 369 00:12:36,036 --> 00:12:37,580 without her dumping you all the time. 370 00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:38,799 Quiet, you two jackals! 371 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,588 Mike, you're out. Jacob, you're in. 372 00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:43,064 You're making a very, very bad decision. 373 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,321 We'll see. 374 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,924 We'll see. 375 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:47,869 Ye... Ohh! 376 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:49,393 It's not even that good. 377 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,119 Anyway... 378 00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:54,236 You know, I've never seen Rudy so happy. 379 00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:55,760 And he looked like a slut. 380 00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,971 If he thinks acting like a third-grader 381 00:12:57,996 --> 00:13:00,713 is gonna help his cause, he's sorely mistaken. 382 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,315 So, you're not even turned on? Like, just not even a little? 383 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,869 Come on. All that man on top of those tiny, little wheels? 384 00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:09,127 I'd hit that. I'd hit that hard. 385 00:13:09,152 --> 00:13:10,776 And Kent would want to watch, too. 386 00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:12,229 I did it! 387 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,986 I delivered the mail to the whole town 388 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,315 without reading their private correspondences, 389 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,439 per the law. 390 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,768 Wow. Rio, we didn't think you could do it. 391 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,159 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 392 00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:23,196 You really did a really good... 393 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,891 - You're a real "Sully" Sullenberger. - Okay. 394 00:13:24,915 --> 00:13:26,554 Theresa had these beautiful chocolates. 395 00:13:26,579 --> 00:13:27,611 She offered me them. 396 00:13:27,636 --> 00:13:29,726 I was like, "Look, they're yours, girl. 397 00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:31,516 - Private property." - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. 398 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,541 Are you j... Are you joking? 399 00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:33,649 Why would... Why is that funny? 400 00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:35,648 No, no, this is a total disaster. 401 00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:37,024 - Why? - No, no, no. Her husband's out of town. 402 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,843 That chocolate delivery came early. 403 00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,347 And that means that she's just gonna be sitting at home by herself, 404 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:43,890 watching her brand-new "NCIS" box set... 405 00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:47,140 Seasons 11 through 15... And slinging back mudslides 406 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:48,743 so that she doesn't have to think about the fact 407 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,500 that they're three months behind on their mortgage. 408 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,484 - She's watching DVDs.. - This is a ba... 409 00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:54,296 - Yeah. - ... of TV shows still? 410 00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:56,820 Rio, she has type 1 diabetes, 411 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:59,249 and she's terrible at managing it. 412 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,187 That's why I always drink half her mudslides 413 00:14:01,212 --> 00:14:02,421 and house her chocolates. 414 00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:05,288 Add alcohol to the mix, she could be in diabetic shock! 415 00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:06,407 - I literally... - We got to go. Come on. 416 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,143 There's literally no way that I would've known that. 417 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,913 Because you don't look at her mail! 418 00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:12,156 - Come on. Let's go. We got to go. - Rio. We got to go. 419 00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:13,993 Just... There's no way... You know, again, I just... 420 00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:16,384 What the hell has happened to my car?! 421 00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:18,304 - Cray-cray-romo, my sweet. - Rudy! 422 00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:19,849 Poor timing, buddy. 423 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:22,585 - There's some secret notes inside, too. - Go, Deb! Hurry! 424 00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:24,210 Just for now. 425 00:14:24,235 --> 00:14:26,016 - Oh, no! Oh, no! - No, you don't want these to get out. 426 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,853 - They go inside with her, though. - Well, I need to get in there. 427 00:14:27,877 --> 00:14:28,892 - Why is it... - No... It'd be better... 428 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:30,197 Can't you fit in with the balloons? 429 00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:32,344 Oh, geez. Ow! Ugh! 430 00:14:32,369 --> 00:14:33,747 Excuse me. Thank you. 431 00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:37,266 I'm just gonna gun it! 432 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,203 - Is she okay? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 433 00:14:42,236 --> 00:14:43,838 - Is she okay? Is she alright? - She's okay. 434 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,174 When I got here, she was a little confused, 435 00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:47,478 and then I tested her blood glucose. 436 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:48,523 It was almost 400. 437 00:14:48,548 --> 00:14:50,195 - Is that high? - Yeah, is that high? 438 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,564 Is my husband, Kent, a perfect 10? 439 00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:52,588 Yeah. Yeah, it's high. 440 00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:53,866 But I gave her some insulin, 441 00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,651 so she should be fine in just a couple hours. 442 00:14:55,806 --> 00:14:57,329 Thank you, Deb. 443 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,053 I don't know what I'd do without you. 444 00:14:59,078 --> 00:15:02,479 I had got three episodes into my Navy crime show. 445 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,103 Suddenly, everything got blurry. 446 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:06,845 Oh, yeah. Well, no problem, T-Dawg. 447 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:07,951 You know what? From now on, 448 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,596 I'm gonna make sure that I intercept 449 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:11,307 all of your chocolates with cream centers. 450 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,152 Theresa, I'm s-so, so sorry 451 00:15:13,177 --> 00:15:14,886 I didn't open your mail and eat your chocolates. I... 452 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,119 Rio, I open people's mail because I care about them. 453 00:15:18,144 --> 00:15:20,244 That and because it's fun to do bad stuff. 454 00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:21,932 O-Oh. Well, see... Yeah. 455 00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:24,682 Deb has pulled a lot of asses out the fire, haven't you? 456 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:26,400 Yeah. So much ass. So much... 457 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,861 Oh, Clara, if she gets even one more letter from T.K.... 458 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,330 That's her prison pen pal... She's gonna marry him. 459 00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:32,521 So, I just... 460 00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:34,432 A-are... are those usually the envelopes 461 00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:36,090 with the "Nebraska State Penitentiary" 462 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:37,791 and all the, like, snake doodles on them? 463 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:39,015 I-I did deliver that. 464 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,886 We got to go to Clara's. We got to get to Clara's. 465 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:43,025 - I'm so sorry. - Okay, call us if you need us. 466 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,205 Come on, come on, come on! 467 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,752 Not on my watch, woman. 468 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:47,911 Unh-unh. Not happening today. 469 00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:49,068 No more. 470 00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:53,057 I should've stuck with your plan, golden eagle. 471 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,361 I couldn't pretend to be fine when I'm feeling like this. 472 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,152 You know, honestly, Rudy, 473 00:15:57,177 --> 00:15:59,229 I-I didn't do such a good job, either. 474 00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:00,963 When Rio asked me for space, 475 00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,963 I just stopped showering, 476 00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:06,635 and then I took to telling people that I just cooked fish. 477 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,479 Quickly devolved into me endlessly weeping 478 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:12,080 and listening to every voicemail she'd ever left me. 479 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,260 Until I accidentally called her. 480 00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:16,285 She was embarrassed for me, thank goodness, 481 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,377 and took me back. 482 00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:18,666 Well, at least she came back. 483 00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:19,857 Yeah. 484 00:16:19,882 --> 00:16:21,557 The only thing that matters is love. 485 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:24,424 Not money, not power, not fashion, 486 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,830 - hair volume, allergies... - Totally. 487 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,851 ... status, platinum and other precious metals, 488 00:16:29,876 --> 00:16:31,116 pleasures of the flesh, 489 00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:32,452 corn, beans... 490 00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:33,989 shoe size, shoe comfort, 491 00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:35,524 the ability to hear enemies approaching. 492 00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:36,968 Kind of losing the thread now. 493 00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:39,393 The point is, Mike, if Rio wants to move to the North Pole, 494 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:40,882 you go buy some long underwear. 495 00:16:40,907 --> 00:16:42,940 If she wants to switch to a raw, all-squid diet, 496 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,643 you smile and start sucking down tentacles. 497 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,947 If she wants to go to her best friend's wedding in Iceland, 498 00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,549 you pretend you don't despise that best friend, 499 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:49,906 you get on the first plane. 500 00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:52,679 You do whatever you can to make that woman happy. 501 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:57,928 Here. 502 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,468 Rudy, I asked you for space, 503 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:12,538 and you... you filled my car with balloons. 504 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:14,697 Constance, I need to know where I stand. 505 00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:16,437 Respectfully, I'd like an answer. 506 00:17:16,462 --> 00:17:18,148 I mean, send me to Heaven or to Hell, 507 00:17:18,173 --> 00:17:19,613 but I can't live like this in limbo. 508 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,605 You opened my heart to love. 509 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:23,863 But when it comes down to it, 510 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,325 Rudy, I... 511 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:29,257 I am a lawman, and you are an outlaw. 512 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,359 I set those fires years ago. 513 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,085 It's just that we are too different. 514 00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:35,898 I'm a desert breeze. 515 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,491 Hot. Dry. Dangerous. 516 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,516 You're bedrock. 517 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,952 Solid, sturdy, and painful to walk on. 518 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,344 But at the end of the day, we both know 519 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:48,138 that rocks stay put and winds are meant to blow. 520 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,327 You're breaking up with me, right? 521 00:17:51,352 --> 00:17:53,156 That's not what I want. 522 00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:55,038 But it's what has to be. 523 00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:57,195 'Til the wind stops blowing. 524 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,820 And this rock starts moving. 525 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,434 Guys, I'm... I'm so sorry I'm still here. 526 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,239 I'm just gonna walk home. 527 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,590 I probably should've left a little bit ago. 528 00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:23,957 Honey, I really want to tell you something. 529 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:25,692 Okay. What's wrong? 530 00:18:25,717 --> 00:18:28,331 I recognize how important Sierra's wedding is to you, 531 00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:30,035 and... and if it would make you happy, 532 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:33,723 I would sacrifice the farm and our financial future 533 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,955 to make sure that you are at that obnoxious, self-indulgent, 534 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,473 three-day destination wedding. 535 00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:40,409 It doesn't matter that I blame her 536 00:18:40,434 --> 00:18:42,239 - for the month we broke up... - Sh... Yes. 537 00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,898 ... or that I cannot connect with her on any real level. 538 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,379 - That's my stuff, and I'm... I'm a... - Good to know. 539 00:18:47,404 --> 00:18:48,800 Hi, Mike. 540 00:18:48,825 --> 00:18:49,903 The feeling's analogous. 541 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,133 - Oh, my goodness! Oh-ho! - It's okay. 542 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:53,158 H-Hi. 543 00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,183 Well, Rio told me the reason actuale 544 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,208 you guys couldn't attend, 545 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,868 and, listen, I totally comprehend 546 00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:00,719 what it feels like not having any money. 547 00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:03,883 I mean, it's like being a kid in a candy store 548 00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,074 but you don't have a mouth. 549 00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:06,743 Yeah, that... that's exactly the... 550 00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:07,845 - the same. - You're hilarious. 551 00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:10,290 Um, look, the important thing is that Rio is there. 552 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,103 And we will figure it out. We'll make it work. 553 00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:14,915 But the good news is that we don't have to go to Iceland. 554 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,727 - Great! Great. - Yes! 555 00:19:16,752 --> 00:19:19,587 Because we are getting married at... 556 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:21,266 your farm! 557 00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:23,360 We're gonna do it here! 558 00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:25,219 - At our farm? - We're gonna do it here! 559 00:19:25,244 --> 00:19:26,454 Uh, h-here... here with us? 560 00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:28,159 Lars and I were talking, and we were like, 561 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,126 - "Everyone gets married in Iceland." - Yeah. 562 00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,899 But no one gets married in Nebraska. 563 00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:34,485 - Nobody does it. - People are gonna freak. 564 00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:36,508 You're freaking? I'm freaking! 565 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,985 - I, too. I, too, am freaking. - He's freaking! 566 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,329 We're all freaking! 567 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:41,866 Well, I got to go. The march is about to start. 568 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,157 Love you! 569 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,228 - See you on the big day! - Oh. Okay. I love you. Bye! 570 00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:50,689 Okay, but, like, upward strokes. You know what I mean? 571 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:51,955 - Mm-hmm. - I'm not 20. 572 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,041 - We got to go up. Up. Up. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:56,838 And, like, touch, but, like, not a lot of touch. 574 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,244 Deb, our mail is your mail. 575 00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:01,111 I am so sorry that I was so hard on you before. 576 00:20:01,136 --> 00:20:02,182 No, I get it. 577 00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:04,658 I'd be cranky, too, if I had this much credit card debt. 578 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,049 Oh, well, you know, I think, 579 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,705 compared to the average American, it's pretty low. 580 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:09,830 Yeah, in a way. 581 00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:12,455 Oh. You're a little young to have dryness there. 582 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,471 Oh, that's just for the... Don't... 583 00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:16,283 I'm not embarrassed about that. 584 00:20:16,992 --> 00:20:19,221 I'm so glad we can be friends, Rio. 585 00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:20,564 Me, too. Me, too. I really am. 586 00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:22,347 I'm gonna just run upstairs and take a quick look-see 587 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,948 - in the medicine cabinet. - You know what, Deb? 588 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,159 I-I was wondering when you'd bump up 589 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,464 against the line, but that was it. 590 00:20:26,488 --> 00:20:28,228 We'll... We'll keep you out of our bathroom. 591 00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:31,992 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie 44945

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