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- Hey, Rodney. - Don't stop now, man.

Hope you don't mind. I just walked in.

Liberty Hall. Be right with you.

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- Care for a taste, Chas? - Yeah, that'd go good, Rod.

Food and drink hasn't arrived yet. It ought to be here at any minute.

Found half a bottle of scotch though.

I hear Rex don't know about these happenings tonight.

No. Delia wanted to surprise him. Cheers.

Well, here's to their first anniversary- Rex and Delia.

One year down and a long night to go.

- [ Knocking ] - [ Rod ] Enter.

Good evening, sir. Where would you like the buffet placed?

Same as last time. You did bring plenty of champagne, didn't you?

- The usual, sir. - Fine.

Well, now, here comes the talent.

- Hiya, Tubby. Hi, Allan. - Hey, Rod.

Nice to see you, Ray. You boys know Charles Mingus.

Hey, Chas. I see you got here first.

Yeah, baby, and I'll be the last one to leave.

- [ Laughs ] -Johnny asked me to give you this.

Oh, fine. Yes, let's have a look.

[ Whistles ]

Pop into the kitchen for me, will you? Get me some hammer and tacks. Bottom drawer.

- Yes, sir. - Take your things off, Ray.

I'll hang up this work of art.

Get the message?

- [ Thunderclap ] - You cats rehearsing a water ballet?

Hey, Cass, is this the place?

Yeah. This is the Honorable Rodney Hamilton's pad number four, known as The Warehouse.

- [ Speaks French ] - Wow, this is spook city.

- I don't like it. It's weird. - I thought you said this guy was rich.

Rich? He's loaded. A townhouse across the river...

a shooting box up north, a villa down south.

- You name it, he's got it. - But why here? What is this?

Haven't you heard, honey? Jazz is noisy.

You can't have an all-night session in Mayfair.

Oh, I get it. Amateur night.

No, Rod's okay. A real jazz buff.

Whenever the big boys are in town, he lays on a party.

[ Chiming ]

Hi there, Rod.

Hey, Cass. Come on in.

Oh, dig that billing!

Yeah,Johnny Cousin's idea. How are you?

- Rod, this is Mac Shepherd. - Hello.

The Honorable Rodney Hamilton. And Mike Garner.

Hello. Glad to know you.Johnny, how are you? Nice to see you, Colin.

Oh, this is -What's your name, honey?

Lucille.

Yeah, this is Lucy, the girl I love.

- Oh, hello. - Great pad you got here.

- Once you get here. - Put your things in back, boys.

- Sure. - Take these, Mac. I'll give Rod a hand.

- Yeah. Sure. - See why they've brought us?

- Want some food? - No.Juice, man.

- How did the show go? - Wild.

They kept Rex at the piano for eight choruses of his last number.

- What time do you think they'll get here? - I don't know.

When we left the festival hall, they were still arguing.

- Two scotch, please. - Rex wanted to go home...

but Delia just had to fall by old Rod's for a drink.

Rex will do anything Delia really wants.

Yeah. They're coming, but he's pretty bugged.

How many, sir, will you require to remain and serve?

- Oh, two or three. - Very well, sir.

Fritz, Fran�ois, William.

- Won't you need me, sir? - Tuttle.

Oh, let him stay. He can make himself useful.

Very well, Mr. Hamilton.

[ Intro ]

[''Rop Goes The Weasel'']

[ Ends ]

[Jazz ]

Now here's the thing, Rod. About this number-

- What number? - The one Delia's gonna do tonight.

I've been working with her on it the whole tour. Rex doesn't know a thing about it.

She wants to knock him back with this new style thing.

New style? Her old style is all right with me. I play her old records all the time.

I think she made a mistake giving up her career.

She felt being married to Rex was all the career she needed.

Rex is funny, isn't he? He seems to want to keep her out of the public eye.

That was Delia's decision. Now, look, Rod.

When she does this number, how about doing the intro?

Something big like, ''This is the real, the true, the great, the new Delia Lane!''

- Like that, huh? - I'd be delighted, unaccustomed as I am.

Tell me something, Cass. You're pretty chummy with them.

What?

Rex and Delia - How's it going with this first year?

- Are they happy together? - Well, sure.

Isn't that why we're having this celebration?

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

If she is through with singing, why is she working up this new style?

She's bored. She's itching to get back to work.

I could see that a month ago when I was in New York.

Well, Rex won't stop her.

Are you serious? He's afraid to let her out of his sight.

Perhaps she doesn't want out of his sight.

You wouldn't have a little wishful thinking going on there, would you?

[ Woman ] Hi, RodI

- Hi, Cass! How you making out? - Hi, Benny. [ Chuckles ]

[ Rod ] Yes.

You left your horn in my room, baby. I found it under the bed.

Well, ain't you the thorough little housekeeper? What city was that in?

Saxville. I figured if nobody called for it in 30 days, I could keep it.

But it'd be just like you not to call, so here it is.

Thanks, Benny.

Don't mention it. Courtesy of the house.

I, um - I think I'll make it for a few.

- Real swingers, these. - Hmm. I ought to get this on tape.

- [ Snaps Fingers ] - Uh-oh. Here comes Cousin John.

[Jazz Continues ]

Easy now. Don't drop 'em. Just follow me. Hiya, fellas!

[ Shouting Greetings ]

Oh, look at that. He brought all his own drums. I told him he could use mine.

Yeah, but yours don't have his name on them.

Now listen, you guys. When Rex and Delia come in, big, triumphal deal.

Make it forte. Okay?

Allan, set 'em up for me, would you? And if anybody wants to sit in, say-

There they are, okay?

[Jazz ]

Hi, Rodney.

- Hi,Johnny. Scotch? - Yeah, please.

I thought you were bringing Rex and Delia. Scotch.

And where's that poor little wife of yours?

If you refer to lucky Emily, late as usual.

Rex and Delia got trapped by the autograph hounds, but they'll be right on my heels.

- I think we ought to post a sentry. - Uh - [ Snaps Fingers ]

- Yes, Mr. Hamilton? - What's your name again?

Tuttle, sir.

Tuttle, would you know Aurelius Rex, the band leader, if you saw him?

Oh, yes, sir. I'd know him.

Well, will you nip out onto the catwalk through that door there...

and when you see him arrive, run in and tell me?

Yes, sir.

[Jazz Continues ]

Emily. Nice to see you.

- Hello, Rodney. - Come on in.

- Hey, Em! - Emily!

- See you later. - Okay.

We'll do a big, fat Mendelssohn for their entrance.

[ Imitates ''Here Comes The Bride'' ]

Isn't that rather corny?

What's cornier than an anniversary? I'm gonna put my coat upstairs.

Yeah, well, don't put it with the rest of the cats'. Some of the talent may rub off.

Got some new tape equipment to show you,Johnny.

- That's great. - Em's arrived.

Uh-huh.

- [ Continues ] - [ Chattering ]

- Nice to see you. - [ Murmuring Greetings ]

You were going to wait for me.

I told you to be on time.

I was only a minute late.

I had to lug all those drums alone.

[ Woman ] Hey, it's Johnny Dankworth.

-Johnny. - Hello, Rod.

Glad to see you. I'm so sorry Cleo couldn't make it.

Pardon me.

Yeah?

- [Johnny ] Is that Mr. Berger? - Yeah.

Oh, Lou.Johnny Cousin here.

It's all set. And the money. Rodney will go for any amount I need.

That's fine,Johnny. How's Rex feel about this?

- What's the difference? - ''What's the difference?''

His drummer's forming his own band. His wife is gonna sing with his drummer...

a competitor, and you ask me ''What's the difference?''

Well, I want my own outfit. Rex knows this. It's no secret.

Look, I'm asking you -What does he feel about Delia singing with you?

So he gets salty. We go ahead without Delia.

Johnny, I'll give it to you clearly.

I got more bands than I know what to do with - including Rex.

Now, you tell me you have Delia Lane, a sound, commercial property...

and you got financial backing.

Am I interested? The answer's yes, I'm interested.

You tell me you've not got Delia Lane, a sound, commercial property.

Am I still interested? The answer is no, I am not interested. You understand me?

Don't worry, Lou. We'll have her, all right.

That's fine,Johnny.

I'll come along to the party anyway, pay my respects to Mr. and Mrs. Rex.

[ Chuckles ] See you, Lou.

[ Drum Roll ]

[ Up-tempoJazz Flourish ]

[ Guests Chattering ]

[ Continues ]

[Jazz. ''Wedding March'']

- Come on in! - [ Chattering ]

[ Woman ] Happy anniversaryI

- [ Chattering ] - You look great!

[ Chattering Continues ]

- Delia, Delia, I'm so happy for you. - Oh, thank you.

Don't get carried away. The first year is a cinch.

- [ Laughter] - Congratulations, Rex.

Thank you, Rod. This proves it again.

The husband's always the last to know.

[ Laughter]

Delia's tricky, all right. Is Her Majesty pleased?

Oh, very pleased. What a lot of trouble you've gone to, Rod.

Can we kiss your old lady?

Absolutely not. There'll be no special favors and no illegal embraces.

Now, come on, Rex. Give us a break, eh, man?

Back, back, you crazy fools.

Come on over. We've got the royal box waiting for you.

[ Chattering ]

- Come on. Let's have a drink. - Yeah.

Poor Rex. He was so tired tonight, all he wanted in the world was to get back to the hotel.

Couldn't understand my sudden urge to go out on the town.

All right, so she had me fooled.

You should go out on the town more often, Delia.

You weren't born to blush unseen.

Don't plant ideas just when I'm getting her properly trained.

I have found out what I really am - a domestic animal.

- Beautiful house cat. - [ Laughter]

- Well, Dave Brubeck made it. - Dave.

Hi.

Dave, this really is a pleasure. I didn't think you could make it.

Well, I didn't want to pass up Rex's party.

- Hi, dad. - Glad to see you, Dave.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have had the piano tuned.

The way Dave plays, any piano sounds good.

- You're no slouch, dad. - Follow me, boys.

Oh. Anniversary present?

No. No, it's the first thing Rex ever gave me.

I only use it on special occasions. Sentimental, hmm?

You always were a cornball.

[Jazz ]

Good group, huh?

You were a dear to round them up,Johnny. Thank you.

- You know who else is coming tonight? - Who?

Lou Berger.

- Is he in London? - Yeah.

Won't it cast a slight pall? He's never been one for simple merrymaking.

Well, I told him about this new style of yours, and, um, he wants to hear it.

Now,Johnny. Berger may be the biggest booking agent in the business...

but I'm not auditioning.

This is for fun. It's a surprise for Rex.

Now, I told you when Cass and I started working on it. Don't make plans yet.

All right, but... why waste the chance?

Look. I'd like Berger to come right out tonight and say...

''Johnny, Delia, I'm going to book you.

I'm gonna put you in the Palladium, Copa Las Vegas'' -

It's not gonna work,Johnny.

What?

I know I said I'd think about it, and I have.

It won't work. I can't do it.

Can't do it? [ Chuckles ] Are you crazy?

If I did, I - I'd lose Rex.

We'd lose each other.

Don't talk like that. We've got too much at stake on this - both of us.

What do you mean, ''both of us''?

I'm not gonna do it,Johnny. I'm sorry.

Look, Delia.

You're not the kind of girl to wait in the wings.

You want to work.

You want it so much, you can taste it.

[Jazz Continues ]

[ Chattering ]

I am sorry,Johnny.

I know how long and how hard you've planned to have your own band.

[ Chuckles ]

All you think this means to me is - is having my own band?

You just don't know.

But,Johnny, you don't need me.

Yes, I do.

That's exactly what I do need, Delia.

I need you.

Because I want you. Always have.

Johnny.

I mean it.

I made all those plans - all of them - because of you.

Johnny, I like you.

But don't talk to me like this again ever.

Now we'll forget it, all right?

[ Ends ]

[ Chattering ]

I can't tell you how pleased we both are...

with the way you've taken hold and managed this tour.

- Thanks to you it's been the smoothest. - Oh, thanks a lot, Rex.

Well, I don't know what you two boys are drinking to...

but whatever it is, count me in.

Here's to the man who introduced me to the woman...

who has made me the happiest man in the world.

It couldn't have happened to two nicer people.

And here's to the two men in my life.

[Jazz ]

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[ Ends ]

[ Applause]

Rod, can I talk to you for a minute?

- What about? - Our deal.

- Is that still on? - Oh, it's on, and I'm ready. Tonight's the night.

You surprise me. I thought we'd have to forget about that.

Forget about it? But we worked it all out, didn't we?

I've had the impression since that Delia's dragging her feet.

What gave you that idea? Even if she is, we go ahead without her.

Just you?

What do you mean,just me? Me and my band - 1 2 guys - every one of them a top man.

I've decided to put my money elsewhere.

- Holy smoke. Is that the McCoy? - Like it?

- For Delia? - Of course.

I thought I'd tape the session.

You must be crazy to offer a thing like that to Delia.

Why? She likes diamonds. It's her first anniversary.

Oh, man, are you tipping your hand.

What do you mean by that?

[ Scoffs ] Come off it, Rod.

You're speaking to Cousin John.

So I am.

What can I do for you, Cousin John?

Only what we said, Rod - 25 grand.

You mean Berger would back you without Delia?

Well, he will or he won't. What's the difference? There are plenty of agents.

With you behind me -

Look,Johnny, when I said I might have a little spending money...

I made no commitment with you at all.

But I-I've been working on this a year.

I-I'm, uh, borrowed up to the neck.

But,Johnny, it isn't what we discussed. Perhaps you misunderstood.

I said it might be fun to back a band for Delia.

Don't worry. Delia will be in this.

Is that so?

Well, for crying out loud, take a look.

Rex has practically got her in solitary confinement.

How long do you think that marriage is going to last?

Maybe forever.

Look. I know the type. There's only one way to get at her...

and it's not with this stuff.

Now look. Rex doesn't want her to sing. Okay? Not even with his own band.

Maybe he doesn't want their marriage in the limelight. I wouldn't know.

But I do know that Delia is an artist. One day, she's going to go back to work.

When she does, they'll bounce apart. They're through.

Not according to Cass.

Cass?

Any putting asunder is highly unlikely, in his opinion.

Cass told you that?

He did. And he should know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cass, uh, ought to know. He certainly ought to know.

Well, he's their best friend.

Yeah.

Yeah. [ Chuckles ]

He certainly is! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] You seem to be amused.

Well, I think it's funny. I don't know if you think it's funny.

What's funny?

The idea of Cass reporting to you that everything's fine in the Rex family.

- And I thought that chivalry was dead. - I don't follow you.

Rod, everybody knows that Delia's been going to see Cass at his hotel...

every day of the tour.

They were rehearsing.

Wow, are you from down home.

My wife knows all about it. She even went along sometimes to, uh -

to make it look good.

Are you saying Delia's in love with Cass?

Well, did I say ''love''?

No, no, she's moving on. She's going to fall right into our arms.

That's what you had in mind, wasn't it?

So use your money, will you? Get some results, man.

Hi. What's going on, you two? Can I play?

Do you mind, honey? We're busy.

We'll-We'll talk later,Johnny.

You may be right about this.

It might be more appropriate for the second anniversary.

Yeah.

- Dave still playing? - Yes.

Thanks for the salty tears, but what you trying to do, make me look good?

Gee, I'm sorry.

You were in here so long.

Is something wrong?

Oh, nothing. Go on. Go back to your friends. Lush it up.

Wait a minute.

- What's the story on Cass and Delia? - What do you mean?

Anything ever go on?

Why, of course not. Now you know that as well as I do.

What is it,Johnny? Are you... planning something?

Now, whatever I'm doing, it's my business. Understand?

Stay out of it. Don't ask questions. Don't talk.

That way we'll get along fine.

Sure,Johnny. You know I never talk about your business.

Honey, please.

I wish you wouldn't - not tonight.

Oh, Emily, honey, get out, will you? Leave me alone.

[ Inhales Sharply ]

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[ Up-tempoJazz ]

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[ No Audible Vocalizing ]

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I'll trot over and see to the boys' drinks.

Not that I'll be missed here.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm sorry I was so stupid I couldn't understand why you wanted to go out...

tonight of all nights.

I just wanted to be alone with you.

This time you didn't get your own way.

- Do I usually? - Usually.

But tonight I had to be stubborn.

They went to such a lot of trouble to keep it secret and surprise you.

All the surprise I need is that I still have you.

[Jazz Continues ]

I've been worried sometimes.

You mustn't worry about us.

I'm afraid I keep you away from things you should have.

There's nothing else I want. You know that.

- That's what I want to believe. - [ Applause]

But... then I wake up at night in a cold sweat, thinking you've gone away.

Where would I go?

- I don't know. - [ Resumes ]

Someplace where I can't follow.

But then I see you still there beside me, and I swear I'll never let you out of my sight.

Silly, isn't it?

Yes.

Will you ever be sorry that you married me?

Never.

You don't feel in an alien world?

Don't say that.

Isn't this a wonderful party?

Marvelous.

- I think I'll move in for a few. - Yeah, go, man, go.

Is that my face, or is this Halloween? Shall we join the ladies?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Riano.SoftJazz ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

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Oh, I'll have to straighten up.

Johnny hates it when I drink.

You know why you and Rex are so perfect together?

No. Why?

Well, because you gave up so much for him.

Oh, I didn't give up so much, really.

Oh, yes, you did - a big career.

Oh, well, I didn't have then what I have now.

I was lonely.

I never thought I'd find a man like Rex.

Hmm. Honestly, don't you miss it - the excitement and all?

Yes.

Yes, I do. I - I miss working.

I miss it very much.

Don't you tell that to anybody, you hear?

You know I wouldn't.

Besides, you know, it was my own idea to quit.

Rex wouldn't marry me till I did.

And then he saw that I put him above everything else in the world.

Did I ever tell you aboutJohnny and me - how we got married?

No.

Well, I was still in high school...

and a bunch of us kids went to a session one night...

and, well, there was Johnny.

Well, I got this awful crush on him right away.

Of course, he couldn't see me at all. It used to drive me crazy.

I went to see him everywhere he played.

This time, I heard that he was playing a gig down in Maryland in a roadhouse.

So my girlfriend got a car...

and, well, we just drove down there.

He was staying in a motel.

And I -

Well, I - I stayed with him... all weekend.

And so on Sunday, everybody was in his room.

The boys were getting juiced.

And this piano player said, ''I have a wild idea.

Let's all get married.''

So we did.

Isn't that romantic?

But you wanted to marry him, didn't you?

Oh, yes.

But I-I don't think thatJohnny would have married me...

if he hadn't been drunk.

You're still together.

All the others got annulled.

But Mama said, ''You'll give it a try, orJohnny will go to jail.''

So we gave it a try. Here we are.

Is he mean to you, honey?

Oh, no.

He's not mean, exactly.

Ah, there's one thing I'm pretty sure of. He doesn't play around.

I don't think he cares at all about other women.

It'll sound funny, but I'm... sorry for him.

Well, he's so talented and smart, isn't he?

Yes. Yes, he is.

He makes all these plans all the time.

He worries, so he sometimes stays up all night trying to figure things out.

Nothing ever works.

[ Chattering ]

[ Snapping Fingers ]

[Jazz ]

Let's, uh, go outside a minute.

Let's get some air.

You rehearsed the boys for Delia's song?

Mmm.

How's your big deal coming along?

It's coming.

These schemes of yours - you never know when you're well off.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, I know. You told me.

Rex is an institution.

I helped to make him one. I owe him nothing.

Maybe you wanna blow side man for the rest of your life...

while somebody else takes the bows and the loot.

I'm 3 5 years old, and I'm nowhere.

Okay, okay.

So it's your turn. Be a big man, daddy.

- [ Chuckles ] - Did you, uh - Did you want one?

- I fixed a few just in case. - No, thanks, man. I don't use it anymore.

Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. No, hard stuff, but you don't include this?

No, I put it down. No more, nothing.

- Oh? Doctor's orders? - Hmm?

Or something your psychoanalyst told you?

Or was it, uh, Rex that said ''Uh-uh''?

Now, listen,Johnny. I owe Rex something, don't I?

When I got busted, he's the one bailed me, or I'd be in jail right now.

When I was sick, he sent me off for the cure.

When I was wigging, he got me this head shrinker.

I mean, Rex was great.

And if he don't like pot, then juice is good enough for me.

All right, all right. Don't flip. Fine. I'm all for it.

Life's funny though, isn't it? I mean, you kick one habit and you get another.

Father image, it's called, isn't it?

You kidding, man?

Oh, no. I sympathize. I mean, if a guy can't make a move on his own...

it's just another way of being hooked, isn't it?

Rex never did, never does tell me what to do.

No?

Ah, that's no problem anyhow. It's...just a symbol to me.

Sure.

So, uh, I'll take a pull.

Oh, come on now. Let's not get reckless.

Come on, come on.

Oh, leave well enough alone. You don't want to antagonize the old man.

I said give.

All right.

Don't tell the boss I turned you on though.

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Exhales Sharply ]

- Did you know Berger's coming tonight? - Yeah?

Yeah. You know, I've always admired the way you handle that guy.

[ Chuckles ]

I got him fooled. He even thinks I like him.

Yeah, I know. But the way that you don't let him know that you know. [ Chuckles ]

I know what?

That he's never liked the idea of you managing the band.

Yeah?

- Oh, I'm doing all right. - Oh, yeah, sure.

I mean, he doesn't understand what Rex is trying to do for you -

why he made you band manager.

I'm doing my job.

Sure, you are. Sure. [ Laughs ]

Oh, I love that cable though that Berger sent to Rex.

''Are we running a business or a mental institution?''

Did he say that?

Ah, come on now, Cass. You know Berger's not too bright.

Rex doesn't take any notice of things like that.

Did you want these?

I never wanted the damn job in the first place.

Oh, hang on to 'em. I'll pick 'em up later.

[ Exhales ] This is pretty good stuff.

- Another drink, Delia? - No, thanks, Rod.

- But have you got a cigarette? - Yeah, sure.

Did you see a case around? It's sort of squarish and gold.

It has stones on it.

No. If it's here, we'll find it.

Well, it's here. I know I had it when I came.

Hi, Cass.

Rodney, guess who's here. The great Lou Berger.

Thanks, Benny. Thrilled?

I'm truly underwhelmed. Why don't you tape the session?

I haven't quite got the hang of this new equipment yet.

You know who's an expert? Johnny Cousin. He can tear 'em down and set 'em up.

Yeah, I'll have a word with him.

Move over, honey.

Where'd you go last night?

Nowhere.

I'm not used to being walked out on in those circumstances.

I'm sorry, Benny.

Makes a girl feel funny. Why did you leave?

I felt like walking.

You never felt like walking before.

Honey, don't you remember?

It's kind of warm.

I think I'll get some air.

Yes, do that. Or take a little swim in the Thames. That'll cool you off.

- How's it going, Lou? - Fine.

Nice to be here. Great I came.

- How was the concert? - Hello, Rodney!

- Glad you made it. - Yeah. You know Sam Phales, of course.

- Sam. - This is Paco O'Toole.

- The Honorable Rodney Hamilton. - How do you do? It's your chair.

I was in South America a couple weeks ago. Paco was the hottest thing there.

What do you play, Mr. O'Toole?

- I am baterista. - That's drums to you.

- [ Laughing ] - Here. Sit down.

Hey, Cass. Here's Lou.

I hope you play for us tonight.

Sure. Sit in, Paco. Johnny will lend you his drums. Right,Johnny?

[ Laughs ] I think he'd have more fun with Rodney's -

complete with bongos, congas, maracas and genuine native oil cans.

I would just enjoy to listen to Mr. Cousin, whose work I know well from the records.

What, me? Oh, I belong to that new minority group -

white American jazz musicians.

They're gonna hold a mass meeting in a phone booth. [ Laughs ]

- [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ]

I'll get you a drink.

Maybe you'd like to meet some of the guys.

Oh, with much pleasure. You will excuse us?

Sure. Go ahead, Paco.

What's the matter with Cass?

- Sam, tell him to come over. - Sure.

I'll get him, Lou.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Excuse me.

What's going on? Everyone's like jumping jacks.

Hey, Rex. Come up a minute. Got a phone call.

Are you all ready? Good.

Sure.

Oh, come on.

No. No, no.

But why?

I might shove his cigar right down his throat. That's why.

Why the sudden tantrum? Has something happened?

Oh, I - I, uh...

just wanted to talk to you a minute.

What's the matter?

About Cass.

What about him?

I'm fond of Cass. You know that.

Look,Johnny, what is it?

- It's his problem, man. - What problem?

The funny ones. He's turned on again.

How do you know that?

I saw him.

No, I'm not saying it's a crime or anything, but he just can't handle it.

He goes right out of his head. Like that time in Newport when you were sick.

He just disappeared. Everybody was out looking for him, including Delia.

- Didn't she tell you? - [ Bongos ]

Hey, is that the Brazilian pistol?

[ Bongos Continue]

[ Bongos Continue, Faster]

[Jazz ]

I've done a good job for Rex.

And the hardest part was getting into bed with Berger and his goons.

''Be nice to Berger.'' That's been my motto.

Oh, baby. You're huffing and you're puffing over nothing.

Come on now. Forget it and come say hello.

[ Continues ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

I wouldn't worry about it, Rex.

About what?

Oh, about, uh, anything.

I just meant they're such old friends.

I mean, she knew him before she knew you, didn't she?

Of course she did. He introduced us.

- She's very fond of him. - Why shouldn't she be? We all are.

I'd really like to know what you're talking about.

Did I miss a sentence?

Rex, I've been with you for six years now. You're the straightest guy in the world.

I owe you a lot. We all do.

Maybe it's because I just don't like the way it makes you look.

[ Continues ]

All right,Johnny. Let's have it.

That's the trouble. There's nothing to tell. It's just talk.

Maybe because she goes to his room every day.

Whose room?

Cass's. For the rehearsals.

What rehearsals?

Didn't she tell you?

What else have you got to say?

Nothing.

Don't blame Cass though. I mean, there must be 1 0 guys got eyes for her.

- Including you? - What?

You like her too?

[ Laughing ] Oh, now look here, Rex.

I don't want to get in the middle here. No kidding. Let's drop it.

Fine. Let's drop it.

[ Continues ]

- Uh, Cass, how are you? - Hi, Mr. Berger.

- Hi. - Sam.

Screaming cat, huh?

Sit down. Enjoy it.

[ Ends ]

Rex?

[ SoftJazz ]

Your Brazilian boy's good.

You know it.

Figure you got a new star?

Oh, the kid's got it, all right. Personality.

And a great background for a buildup.

I'm talking to Mr. Berger.

- You gonna build him up? - We'll see.

It must be fun to be a star-maker, especially when you don't know anything about jazz.

- I thought you said he was good. - [ Chuckles ]

What I say is good and what you say is good - that's two different things.

Take it easy, Cass.

I don't care who says he's good, as long as he makes money.

[ Chuckles ]

Tell me, Mr. Berger- Do you agree with Coriat that the content of music...

is pure libido symbolism?

[ Rod ] Hmm?

Coriat? What instrument does he play?

Or perhaps you agree with Margolis...

who says that music represents regressive narcissism.

- You've heard of Margolis? - I've met him.

Where on earth would you have met him?

Well, since you know him, you're acquainted with his hypothesis...

that jazz is most appreciated by three groups -

Negroes, adolescents and intellectuals.

So?

Well, you ain't no Negro, Mr. Berger. [ Chuckling ]

And you're not adolescent.

And as for the third group - [ Chuckling ]

Hey, what is this?

Come on, Cass, sit in for a while.

The lecture's great, but you're better on the horn.

But there's another possibility. Maybe you're a musician yourself.

Do you play an instrument, Mr. Berger?

- The boy's out of his head. - I'm out of my head, all right!

Like every other hand licker you've got working for you!

How many guys you got blowing their heads off for scale right now?

- And who gets the bread? - Cut it out, Cass.

I'm sorry, Lou. Cass isn't too well.

Don't apologize for me, Rod. I never felt better.

You hear that, Mr. Berger? I feel fine.

Get him out of here.

Come on, buster. You can't talk to Mr. Berger like that.

- [ Overlapping Voices ] - I'll talk to him any way I likeI

- Play, boys. Play. - Lay off.I'll talk to him any way I like.

Hey, what's the matter? What's going on here? Leave him alone, will ya?

What are you gonna do, Rex? He's out of his head!

Come on, Cass. Let's get some air. Let's take a walk.

- Let me go! - Come on, baby. I'd like some air.

Come on, Cass.

Come on, baby. Come on.

In all my life I never saw behavior like that.

Yeah. He came over here and insulted Lou, in very insulting terms.

Lou. Lou. You got to overlook it. He's a very sick boy.

- Sick? He's stoned. - Come and sit down, Lou.

- Yeah. - I'll get you something to eat. Something special.

You've got some funny people working for you, Rex.

- I told you before about this boy. - Ah, don't hold it against him, Lou.

- He's in a big emotional snarl. - What snarl?

- Tomorrow he won't even remember it. - I'll remember it.

Sure. He made a big mistake there. It will boomerang on him.

I tell you, Lou, he's not responsible when he's high.

I don't do business with people who aren't responsible.

Rex, I advise you to get a new road manager.

I'm very sorry, Lou. I hope you'll accept my apology for this.

I'm not blaming you, but I don't have to put up with him...

just because he's such a good friend of yours and Delia's.

Well,you know something? Eventually he'll finish up in the cackle academy.

Table it, Sam, and listen to the music with the rest of us jazz lovers.

Here we are, Lou.

- A nice plate of sturgeon for you. - Thanks, Rod.

Excuse me.

But I had to do it. He had it coming to him, the slob.

I shouldn't have insisted on your talking to him.

I'm sorry, keeping you up here like this.

[ Door Opens ]

Rex, I'm sorry.

- What are you sorry about? - Well, for what happened down there.

We've been through this thing before, I think.

I said I'm sorry, man.

Sure.

You think I haven't been straight with you. This is the first time it's happened.

- The first time since when? - Since you pulled me out.

Do you mind going downstairs, Delia? I'll join you in a minute.

- Rex, I know. I promised. - And he did keep his promise.

- I don't like this at all, Cass. - [ Door Closes ]

I'm not a probation officer.

How you come on in your private life is your own affair.

But Berger was booking me before you blew middle ''C''...

and now you're finished with him.

I'll apologize.

I hate him and his whole rotten racket!

- I'll apologize. - You won't have to.

You're not going to see him anymore.

What do you mean?

I like you fine, Cass, and you're a good musician...

but I'm not going to have any hophead running my business.

Oh, man, you're taking this too big.

You seem to have a lot of troubles, a lot of things on your mind.

I think you'd better cool it a while. I think you need a vacation.

- Does that mean I'm fired? - For the time being.

You still seeing that psychoanalyst?

- I think you need more frequent consultations. - Rex.

We can talk about your coming back to the band later, in a couple of months.

[ Thunder Roaring ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

- Brought you a drink, Cass. - No, thank you.

What's going on, baby?

- What was that scene with Berger? - I lost my head, that's all.

- You're wearing it now. - Yeah, I came to, about a beat and a half behind.

- Slightly after Rex fired me. - Fired you?

- You're kidding. - What?

- What happened? - Rex fired him.

Cass -Ah, no, I don't believe it. H-He didn't mean it.

- He meant it, all right. - He'll change his mind.

- No, he won't. - Well, don't feel so bad. We all love you.

- There's a thought, Cass. - [ Cass ] What?

Delia. Get her to talk to him.

I wouldn't want to bug him any more than he is.

Rex wouldn't refuse Delia tonight even if she asked him to move toJohannesburg.

Johnny's right, Cass.

- Did I say that? - Cass, you stay right here.

We'll go and get her. Come on, Rod.

Sure.

- Cass. - Yeah.

- Why are you like this? - I'm not, Benny.

[ Benny ] What's the matter, baby? I thought we loved each other.

What's gone wrong?

Is it all over with us? Is it?

[ Cass ] I got things on my mind, baby.

We've always leveled with each other, Cass.

- That's all I want you to do,just level with me. - Later.

- Hey, Cass. - Yeah?

- You got that case? - Huh?

What's with that chick anyway?

- Who? - Benny.

- What do you mean, what's with her? - Well,you still making it with her?

- What are you, the F.B.I.? - I was just wondering.

You seemed so close there for a while, I thought maybe you were in love or something.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, she's the greatest, that's the truth.

But it can't go on this way.

Yeah, and I know how you feel. It's, uh -

It's tough getting out of a thing like that, isn't it?

Deep down I don't want out.

Benny's wonderful. I really think I love that chick.

But it's been going on too long this way.

I don't want to hang her up forever. I don't want to get married either.

I just can't seem to make up my mind.

Would she marry you, do you think?

She's come on like she would. You gotta do something when it gets like that.

- Still, you've had a good time up to now. - Oh, man, have I had a good time.

But the pressure's on. I'm back in ''panicsville.''

It'll work out.

Oh, uh, d-do you want this back?

Ah, you keep it. I don't want it on me.

[ Knocking ]

Hi, Delia. Did they tell you?

I know, you're banished.

- The Iron Gates are closed. - Oh, you're funny.

Well, I'll, um, go and leave you two to your lovemaking.

You seem to think the world ended just because you spoke a few hasty words to Uncle Lou.

Hmm. I still love you.

Mmm. What about your number?

He's so salty, if I go out there now the whole thing will be a big nowhere scene.

Hey, you didn't hear me. I said I love you.

- Uh. - And so does Rex.

Come on. Now, I don't want you sulking in here.

- You leave Rex to me. - Okay.

I'll fix it for you.

- Saved you a drink. - Thank you.

Hey, uh, Rex?

Excuse me.

I found out something. He, uh, talked to me.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

You don't have to worry.

- What do you mean? - I'll tell you later.

I asked you a question. What do you mean I don't have to worry?

- It's nothing, Rex. It'll keep. - I want to know what you're talking about.

Oh, all right. Let's go inside.

All right, let's have it.

Well, I-I didn't think you were going to take it like this, Rex.

- Start talking. - Well, I - I-I guess I'll never learn.

Y-You know, I shouldn't have said a word. Now you've got -

Now you've got Cass all wrong.

If this is about my firing him, just leave that to me.

I'm doing what's right for him.

No, no. I'm talking about the other thing that had you worried -

about him and Delia spending so much time together rehearsing.

- Well, I - I found out what's behind it. - What's behind it?

Well, you know how Cass has always felt about Delia - her talent and all -

- And who could blame him? - Yes.

When she married you and decided to retire...

Cass told her she was out of her head.

I - I mean, to let so much talent go to waste.

Well, now he's been trying to get her interested again.

That's all there is to it. Nothing personal.

[ Chuckles ]

Okay,John, thanks for the word.

Oh, that's all right. I, uh -

I just thought that you'd, uh - you'd like to know.

Yeah.

- Do me a favor, will you? - Oh, sure, Rex.

Drop that Sherlock Holmes bit. That hat looks funny on you.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

I'm happy about you and Delia, and I hope it goes on forever.

Thanks, Benny.

Uh...

how are things with you and Cass?

Not good.

Oh? What's wrong?

I don't know.

The critics predicted a long run.

So did I. But all of a sudden he's running the other way.

That's funny.

Yeah, but it hurts when I laugh.

[ Delia ] Hello, darling.

Now, what's the matter?

Don't you love me anymore?

Hmm.

- Hey. You tired? - Mm-mmm.

'Cause we can sleep all day tomorrow.

Delia. Delia.

- May I intrude? - Oh, sorry, Rod.

Would Your Majesty oblige?

Do, darling.

Come on, Delia. ''All Night Long.''

[ Chuckles ] Will I never get away from that number?

All night

All night long

I just

Lie awake

Waiting for the dawn

For the dawn

And my heart to break

All night

All night long

Dreaming

But with open eyes

Make believe you're sharing my pillow

Hearing your sighs

And I tell myselflies

Tossing

Turning

All my hopes All my dreams

Gone awry

Longing

Yearning

But without any tears left to cry

I need you all night

Night and day

Praying

I will hear you say

Take me in your arms

And hold me

Where I belong

Would she walk out on Rex?

[ Recorded Voice ] Would she walk out on Rex?

And yearning

But without any tears left to cry

And I need you

How I need you

All night

Night and day

Praying

I will hear you say

Take me in your arms

And hold me

Where I belong

All night long

[ Delia's Voice ] I love you. And so does Rex.

I love you.

Poor Cass. So unhappy.

- He seems to have recovered nicely. - No, he hasn't.

He feels so badly about what happened.

He should.

Oh, come on. You know you're gonna forgive him. Why don't you do it tonight?

- It won't hurt him to cool a while. - Well, will you do it soon?

I don't know.

If you were to ask me a favor tonight, I wouldn't refuse you.

But, Delia...

this is a business matter.

- Why are you so concerned? - Because I love you both.

Oh, I see.

Well, you seem more interested in Cass's problems than mine.

Oh, Rex, Cass is our oldest friend.

Berger's a top booking agent.

If Cass is going to make juvenile scenes...

I don't want him.

What's the matter, darling?

I'm getting a little headache. It's all right.

I'll get you some aspirin.

I'll get them.

Delia...

I've been so busy on this tour, and you've had nothing to do.

Why, darling, I saw sights.

And nobody but Emily to be with all day.

Ah, don't worry. We had fun.

I should have had Cass spend some time with you, shouldn't I?

Oh, I think Cass has been as busy as you have.

- What's wrong with Rex? - A headache. He's gone to get some aspirin.

- There's some right here. - What'd he say?

I don't know. He's acting so funny tonight.

I don't think he feels well.

Oh, he'll come round.

Look, could we do the number now, as soon as he comes down?

- I'll round up some of the guys. - Now? That's great. I'll take this up and stall him a second.

Ah.

Here you are, dad. Got something here that'll soon fix you up.

[ Groans ] Thanks.

Feeling a little low, huh?

It's just a little headache. It'll go.

Yeah, I know.

There must, uh - must be lots of things buggin' you.

Here you are, Rex.

Eh, this should do the trick. Huh?

Oh, Rex, uh, I know you said no more bulletins...

but I'm not sure if I made myself clear down there.

- I got the drift. - No.

When I said don't worry about it, I really meant it.

He's not serious about her.

What the hell are you getting at?

[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, Rex. Nothing.

Nothing? We'll see nothing.

Well, I only thought it meant something once she started giving him presents.

Presents? What presents?

Well, little tokens. Like a - a gold cigarette case. Things like that.

A gold cigarette case?

Yeah, I saw it.

You're crazy.

No. All I'm saying is, uh, that's why I talked to him.

Because I thought he was trying to break up your marriage.

You take a lot on yourself, don't you?

You don't want to hear what he said?

What'd he say?

Uh, that it, uh - it wasn't serious, uh, didn't want to marry her...

and he, uh - he's happy enough the way things are.

Cass couldn't say that.

- He couldn't. - Yeah, I know.

I-I can hardly believe it myself.

But, uh, trouble is I - I've got proof.

- I've recorded it. - You what?

[ Chuckles ] Yes. It's all on tape.

What he told me and, uh, what he said to her when they were alone together in the library.

You listened?

Oh, no. No, no. It was an accident.

The -The tapes were rolling, see. I thought of recording a couple of the numbers.

And when I played it back, uh -

well, there it was.

If you doubt any of this, Rex, you've only got to listen to the tape.

Or- Or we can forget it. Erase the whole thing.

- What's your stake in this? - What?

- [ Drum Flourish ] - Oh, they're ready for you.

- What? - Uh, we gotta go.

Y-You don't want to hear that tape?

- No. - Okay.

The children have got a little surprise for you.

Aurelius Rex, a year ago tonight, you married a woman you thought you knew.

There was, however, something you did not know.

An aspect of her personality which you never suspected.

Mr. Rex, ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

the new, the true, Delia Lane.

[ Up-tempoJazz ]

[ Scatting ]

I never knew I could love anybody

Honey, like I'm loving you

I never realized

What a pair of eyes

And what a baby's smile could do

I can't eat

I can't sleep

I never knew a single soul could be so sweet

I never knew I could love anybody

Honey, like I'm loving you

I never knew I could love anybody

I'm lovin'you

Never realized

What a pair of eyes

And a baby's smile could do

I can't eat

[ Scatting ]

I can't sleep

Never knew a single soul could be so sweet

I never knew I could love anybody

I never knew I could love anybody

Honey

Honey

Like I'm loving you

Wonderful.

- Well done, Delia. - Terrific!

- Hot dog, baby! You've got it made. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Bravo. Bravissimo.

- [ Chattering ] - Well...

looks like I have another jazz singer on my hands.

Well, it's all thanks to Cass.

[ Chattering ]

Rex.

I told you he'd be salty if I played for you.

Isn't she wonderful? Aren't you proud ofher?

Come here, Emily. I want to speak to you.

- Well, wait just a minute. I want a drink. - Never mind that. Come on.

Well, for heaven's sakes!

[ Chuckles ] What is it?

Rex.

It seems that Delia has been spending a lot of time with Cass.

Well, he's been working with her.

- Every day? - Well, I guess so.

Every day on tour she was supposed to have been shopping with you...

or sightseeing, or whatever it is you do.

Well, she wanted to surprise you.

- Did you go with her? - To see Cass?

Oh, well, I guess so. Sometimes.

I-I went with her once in Paris.

What happened?

Oh, nothing.

We just went to see Cass at his hotel, and we all had a drink, and then they went upstairs -

They went upstairs?

I told you. They were practicing.

Honestly, Rex, aren't you being a little silly?

Rex, come and join us. Delia wants you.

- Come here a minute, Rod. - Well -

[ Chuckles ] I can go and get my drink now?

Anything wrong?

I'm speaking to you, Rod, in the strictest of confidence.

- Is that clear? - [ Chuckles ] Well, yeah. What's the matter?

- That's clear, is it? - Why, yes, of course, Rex.

- But I don't understand. - Have you heard any gossip about my wife?

- Gossip? - You heard me. You know what I mean.

Well?

Look, whatever this is about, don't you think perhaps you had better ask her?

I'm asking you.

- Well, now, look, Rex - - Has there been any talk?

I really couldn't say, uh -

Why can't I get a straight answer around here?

I'm asking you as a friend.

Will you look at me?

I want the whole story.

Is this meeting open to the public?

Would you excuse me a moment?

Are you feeling better, darling?

Was I that bad?

Rex.

Rex, I'm really worried about you. You must be sick.

Let me feel your forehead, darling.

Are you still angry about Cass? Is that it?

I've never seen you like this before.

Oh. Why don't you make up with him?

You know how nice and sweet Cass really is.

- Have you got a cigarette? - Cig -

You must have a cigarette. In your gold case?

Oh. Why, darling, I'm afraid I've misplaced it.

It's around though.

Delia - Delia -

What are you?

Why, I'm your wife. That's what I am.

If you ever cross me...

I don't know what I'd do.

Yeah! Yeah, baby!

Mmm.

[ Vocalizing ]

What do you say, huh? Get Berger aside, and I'll make our pitch once and for all.

We could settle it before he leaves.

We've got the dough, we're going to have Delia.

Meet him on Monday and sign up.

Okay?

All right,Johnny. I'll go along with you.

That's great.

You'll never regret it.

Why are you so stubborn, Rex? The girl's an artist.

She's got as much right to work as you have.

- I'm not stopping her. - Rex, you don't listen.

I'm explaining you gotta tell her to go back. You gotta tell her you want it.

- Lou, Lou, no more tonight. - All right. All right.

I'm sorry if I'm impertinent.

I know what they say. I only think of the money.

That's not strictly true, Rex.

This is a fine girl. She loves you.

But she'll be happier if she's using her talent.

Think about it, Rex. Good night,Johnny.

So long, Lou. Be seeing you.

Hey, uh, I don't like the idea of that thing lying around.

What do you say I erase it, huh?

- Nice party. - Thank you.

- Are you backing Johnny and Delia for sure? - That's the idea.

- Call me Monday. - For sure.

- Come on, Pac. - Nice to meet you, Paco. See you, Lou.

I just hope you and Johnny know what you're doing.

Good night, Rod.

What do you say? I wipe it. We forget the whole thing, huh?

No. I want to hear it.

But what's the point? What good will it do?

- I'm gonna hear that tape,Johnny. - Oh, Rex, please.

Now.

All right. If that's the way you want it.

Lock the door.

Oh, uh -

Uh, Cass, uh -

Uh, Cass was there. Uh, the mike was right -

Let's get it over with.

Okay. Uh, begins somewhere, uh - somewhere around here.

We were talking about Delia.

[Johnny On Tape ] Still making it with her?

[ Cass On Tape ] What are you, the F.B.I.?

[Johnny On Tape ] Just wondering. You were so close for a while.

I thought maybe you were in love or something.

[ Cass On Tape] She's the greatest, that's the truth.

But it can't go on this way.

[Johnny On Tape] It's tough getting out of a thing like that, isn't it?

[ Cass On Tape] Deep down I don't want out.

I really think I love that chick.

But it's been going on too long this way. I don't want to hang her up forever.

[Johnny On Tape] Would she walk out on Rex?

[ Cass On Tape] She's come on like she would.

- You gotta do something when it gets like that. - Still, you've had a good time up to now.

Oh, man, have I had a good time.

Then he handed me this.

- [ Cass On Tape] No,you keep it. I don't want it on me. - Here's where Delia came in.

- [ Knocking On Tape ] - [ Cass On Tape] Hi, Delia. Did they tell you?

[ Delia On Tape] I know. You're banished.

- The Iron Gates are closed. - Oh,you're funny.

[Johnny On Tape] Well, I'll, um, go and leave you two to your lovemaking.

That's where I left. Now,just listen.

[ Delia On Tape ] You seem to think the world ended just because you spoke a few hasty words to Uncle Lou.

I still love you.

I said I love you.

You leave Rex to me. I'll fix it for you.

[ Machine Clicks ]

Th-That's it.

I'm - I'm sorry, Rex.

You did say you wanted to hear it, didn't you?

[ Thunderclap ]

Rex.

Rex! Rex!

Open that door, DeliaI Open upI

I said open this door, DeliaI

[ Murmuring ]

[ Door Locks ]

Rex.

Rex!

Delia! Rex!

Rex. Please. What's happening? Rex, open up.

No! No!

- [ Rounding On Door] - What have you done to me?

What have you done to me? You and Cass!

[ Crying ] There was nothing.

- There is nothing. - [ Rounding Continues ]

[ Crying ] I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Not -

Rex.

[ Shouts ]

[ Benny Screams ]

Rex, have you gone crazy? You'll kill him.

What has he done to you? He hasn't done a thing.

- Ask your husband. -Johnny? What do you mean? What did he tell you?

- Take it easy, Rex. - What did Johnny tell you?

Cass and Delia.

Johnny, did you?

It's a lie.

Johnny is a liar.

He always was. He's a liar.

He never told the truth in his whole life.

[ Crying ] In his whole miserable life.

He's a terrible, terrible liar.

Ask him thenI Ask anybody in this room.

- They all know. - Rex, I didn't say anything.

- You didn't have to say it! - I swear I don't know anything about this. I only know whatJohnny told me.

Ask him then. Ask him before I tear him apart.

Have you had a good time?

Has it been going on too long?

I heard it all. I heard you talking toJohnny.

He taped it. He proved it to me.

That's right. In there. I heard you talking about her.

I'll kill you for this, Cass. Now or laterI

Rex, listen a minute. Listen.

Cass, who were you talking about?

Who were you talking about when you were talking toJohnny? Was it me, Cass?

Was it me?

It's true, Rex.

If you were talking about me and not about Delia...

Johnny must have known that.

Johnny knew that, didn't he?

Of course he knew. He asked me.

You fixed the tape,Johnny.

You fixed that tape.

Why did you do that?

[ Whimpering ]

Rex!

RexI

Don't worry, man.

Everything's cool.

Doctor's on his way.

Rex! Rex!

Rex.

You -

You're going home.

[ Bell Ringing ]

Rex.

Don't worry, Benny.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Good-bye. - Bye.

Good-bye, Ray.

[ Vehicle Departing ]

Johnny, I... brought your coat.

We must go.

Please,Johnny.

Why don't you go?

Without you?

Sure.

Walk out on me like all the others did.

No.

[ Chuckles ] Eh.

Nothing would ever make you walk out on me, would it?

I love you.

Don't you understand? I don't want to be loved.

- But,Johnny- - [ Drum Crash ]

- ''But,Johnny. '' - [ Drum Crash ]

But,Johnny, I love you. I love you.

- [ Flourish ] - I love.

You love. She loves. Everybody loves everybody.

Well, I don't, see? I love nobody.

Don't even loveJohnny.

[ Cymbal Crash ]

Get out, Emily.

Go find somebody else to love.