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Good evening,
television watchers.
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Tonight's masque is entitled,
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"The West Warlock
Time Capsule."
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The tale
of a timid taxidermist.
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This gives me the excuse
to exhibit this prize
of mine,
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and to discuss taxidermy.
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I feel I know quite a bit
about stuffed animals.
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After all,
it takes one to know one.
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This, I shot myself.
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You see, deer poaching
is one of my hobbies.
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It took only two shots.
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The first one
hit a bearded, old man
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wearing a ridiculous red suit
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and riding in a sleigh.
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I'm having him stuffed, too.
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It probably
sounds silly to you,
but I'm sentimental that way.
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But enough of this.
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Here, in a moment, is,
"The West Warlock
Time Capsule."
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Well, I know Harry's
gonna like it, George.
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And when some of his friends
gets a look at this,
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I bet you get
their business, too.
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If they ever hunt
up this way.
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Good.
That's what we're here for.
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Now, just put it
on the bill, George.
Sure thing.
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Well, see you later.
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So long.
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Now then.
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Why don't you use Napoleon's
own skeleton, Mr. Tiffany?
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Sure is a lot more
horse-shaped
than this thing.
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Napoleon's skeleton
is in a million pieces.
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I got no time
to be putting him
back together again.
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Besides,
this is much better.
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We use his own skull, though.
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And his hooves.
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Are you sure you can get
his skin back on in just
the way he had it before?
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You wait till I'm through
with him, Charlie.
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He's gonna have
a spark in his eye,
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and a flare to his nostrils.
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He's gonna look
just like he did
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when you used to ride him
through the park.
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Oh, here's all about it
in the paper.
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Yeah, it's a very nice
write-up, too.
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"Mayor accepts
Napoleon memorial.
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"In a speech at
the West Warlock
City Dad's Lunch
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"at the Buckhorn Hotel today,
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"Mayor Herbert Ayers
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"formally accepted a
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"unique memorial
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"donated to the city
by George Tiffany
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"and commemorating
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"one of this community's
most beloved citizens."
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Now, will you get me
that rag over there,
Charlie?
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Thank you.
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"Napoleon, who died last month
after a quarter of a century
of faithful service.
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"For 22 years,
this patient animal,
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"was the chief attraction
at Lakeside Park.
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"Napoleon will contain
within his body a
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"hermetically sealed capsule
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"to be opened in 100 years."
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A hundred years?
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Would he last 100 years,
Mr. Tiffany?
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Oh.
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Longer than that,
if they keep him
in a glass case.
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And he's gonna be beautiful,
Charlie.
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Napoleon is gonna
be my masterpiece.
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Don't you ever use
an animal's own bones,
Mr. Tiffany?
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Oh, not anymore.
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Just the skull.
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And the wing bones
and legs of a bird.
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We used to, though.
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Used to use the whole animal.
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How could you do that?
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Well, we used a syringe.
See that syringe, there?
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You mean that thing
with the red handle?
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No, no. This thing.
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And we fill that up
with formaldehyde
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and inject that in his veins
and wherever else he needs it
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and that preserves him,
you see?
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Why don't you do it
that way now?
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Just as I thought.
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Time for lunch.
That's Mrs. Tiffany.
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Why don't you do it
that way now, huh?
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And I think it's about time
for you to run along home.
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Doesn't it last as good?
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Oh, sure.
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Lasts indefinitely.
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But, you see, it shrinks.
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Pulls out of shape,
like a mummy.
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In fact, I guess
that's what they were.
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Mummies.
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You get away from that bear,
now.
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Come along.
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Can I come back later?
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Well, if you got to.
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Okay, I'll be here.
Bye.
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So long, Charlie.
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Is that you, George?
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Uh-huh.
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I've just had a letter
from Waldren.
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Waldren?
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My little brother
in Canada.
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Oh, oh.
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He's coming to visit us.
Isn't that wonderful?
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Wonderful.
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Well, such enthusiasm.
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Oh, well, now,
I am enthusiastic,
Louise, it's just that...
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Well, it isn't
as if I knew Waldren,
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but I think
it's fine he's coming.
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Oh, I was just teasing.
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It'll be so wonderful
to see him.
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The two of us are all
that's left of our family.
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I haven't seen Waldren in...
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Well,
it must be 25 years.
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Well, I think it's just fine.
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Is he bringing his family?
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Now, George, Waldren's
always been a bachelor,
you know that.
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Smart fellow.
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George.
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You wouldn't think of
giving up your chair,
would you?
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I mean,
now that Waldren's coming.
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Well, I mean,
he might think it looks
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out of place.
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Now, Louise,
we've been all over that.
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It is the only chair
I ever had in my life
that I really like.
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You ask me anything else,
dear, but don't ask me that.
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We'll have it
re-upholstered?
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Ruin it.
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It's taken years of sitting
to get it this way.
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It just fits my shape.
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George.
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That rain certainly is
coming down by the bucketful.
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I better check
the windows in the shop.
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Mmm.
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"Yarn over, two together,
knit three."
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What did you say, George?
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Yarn over.
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Two together.
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Knit three.
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Oh, good evening.
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Well, it's me, Sis.
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It's all that's left
of your little brother.
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Waldren,
I'm so glad to see you.
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It's been a long time, Sis.
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We're all that's left now.
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Why,
you're absolutely soaked.
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Sit down.
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Let me get those
wet shoes off of you.
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Oh.
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You must
change your clothes.
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Where's your suitcase?
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There isn't any, Sis.
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There's nothing left but me.
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And I won't be here long.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, what's the matter?
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Oh, it's George, my husband.
He's in the shop downstairs.
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Now, you sit back and rest.
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I'll get a cup
of hot coffee for you.
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Louise.
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Louise, did...
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There.
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George, this is my
little brother, Waldren.
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Oh.
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Well, don't just
stand there, dear.
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He's soaking wet.
I'm afraid of pneumonia.
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Run and get him
your bathrobe.
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Yes, dear.
Hello, Waldren.
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Glad to see you.
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Please get
the bathrobe, dear.
Yes, dear. Yes.
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And then call Dr. Rhody.
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Quick trip, wasn't it?
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Oh, George.
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Now,
let's get off that wet coat.
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I can't believe Waldren's
been here for a whole week.
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Can you, dear?
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No, dear.
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I feel a draft.
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There's some cold air
coming from somewhere.
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Oh, dear.
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Is there a window open,
George?
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Oh, I'm afraid it'll make
Waldren's cough worse.
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It must be 84 in here, dear.
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Waldren couldn't possibly
feel cold.
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It's the draft.
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Gets me here every time.
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I'm sorry to be
such a nuisance.
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You're not a nuisance.
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You'll soon be well
and then you won't
have to be so careful.
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We'll hope so, Sis.
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You folks about ready
to go to bed?
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It's just about 8:30, Waldren.
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Oh, is that all?
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I guess you don't wanna
go to bed this early.
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My... My cough medicine,
where is it?
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Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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I don't know what I'd do
without that cough medicine.
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It's all gone.
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Gone. I just got
this bottle yesterday.
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I know.
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I really should try to
get along without it,
I suppose.
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I will try to get along
without it. Tonight.
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You'll do no such thing.
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We can't have you
coughing all night.
You might injure yourself.
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Go and get
another bottle, dear.
Before the drugstore closes.
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Why don't I get him
a bottle of gin?
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More alcohol in it
and a lot cheaper.
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Waldren, you must see
that there just isn't room
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in this house
for a third person.
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And with Louise...
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It's no good.
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Waldren, I'll give you
just one hour
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to clear out of this house,
permanently.
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Hiya, Mr. Tiffany.
Who are you talking to?
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Oh, hello, Charlie.
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Why, I'm just talking
to Napoleon here.
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Hey, he looks good,
Mr. Tiffany.
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Oh, you're beginning to have
confidence now that I know
what I'm doing, huh?
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Yeah. Maybe when
I get a little bit older,
I can be your apprentice.
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That'll be fine.
You hold this.
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What is it?
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That's the time capsule.
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The what?
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The thing that
goes inside Napoleon
with all the stuff in it
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to be opened up
100 years from now.
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What stuff?
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Why,
the things that show
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the kind of life
we're leading now.
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Newspapers, movie film,
photographs,
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you know,
just like the paper said.
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A permanent record
for posterity.
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Can I put something in it?
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No.
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Why not?
Who would ever know?
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What do you wanna put in it?
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How about a picture of Rover?
He's a very good-looking dog.
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Okay, I'll slip it in.
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You could put a lot more
inside him.
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How about the totem pole
my scout troop made?
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Hey, what about that?
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Definitely not.
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Well, when I'm gonna
be your apprentice,
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I'm gonna put
a surprise in every job.
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That'll be dandy.
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Oh, there goes
your brother-in-law.
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Is he gonna go
sit in the park?
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I suppose so.
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Is that all he ever does?
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Just about.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Well, you better
run along home now.
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I'm going upstairs, Charlie.
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Why? It's not lunchtime.
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I wanna talk
to Mrs. Tiffany.
255
00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,770
Oh, I see.
Without him around.
256
00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:28,672
Charlie, you're gonna have
to stop thinking so much.
257
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:38,686
Now, don't get up, dear.
Just stay right where you are.
258
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:41,724
I thought you were Waldren.
259
00:14:42,595 --> 00:14:43,823
Louise.
260
00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:48,565
I wanna talk to you
about Waldren, dear.
261
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:53,869
I think it's very hard on you
having him around.
262
00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:58,071
I mean, the way you go around
waiting on him hand and foot.
263
00:14:59,579 --> 00:15:00,739
Look at that dress.
264
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:03,606
That dress used to fit you.
265
00:15:03,816 --> 00:15:05,647
Now it hangs on you
like a sack, doesn't it?
266
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:08,278
Oh, I've lost some weight,
that's all.
267
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:10,948
Well, you didn't need
to lose any weight.
268
00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:12,722
And you look tired.
269
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,319
Darling.
270
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:19,792
Don't you think Waldren's
well enough now to go out
and get a job for himself?
271
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:23,263
He's not well enough
to work, you know that.
272
00:15:24,637 --> 00:15:26,070
I'm all he has.
273
00:15:26,405 --> 00:15:29,841
Oh, l... I know it's been
hard on you, George.
274
00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:32,469
It's you I'm thinking about,
Louise.
275
00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,536
I don't know
what we're going to do.
276
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,479
I can't go back on him now.
277
00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:38,039
He's my little brother.
278
00:15:38,117 --> 00:15:39,550
Don't cry. Don't, honey.
279
00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:40,677
Please don't cry.
280
00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:43,513
Now, don't, please.
281
00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:46,683
I won't talk about it anymore,
honey.
282
00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:52,554
Just promise, okay,
that you'll try to
take it a little easy.
283
00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:54,221
Hmm?
284
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,699
Yes, I will.
285
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:58,697
Waldren doesn't realize.
286
00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:01,870
He wouldn't want
to be any trouble.
287
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,036
I know, I know, I know,
he wouldn't.
288
00:16:05,478 --> 00:16:07,275
Of course he wouldn't.
289
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:23,154
There you are, Napoleon.
290
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:31,961
All full of messages
for future generations.
291
00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:40,468
Big rascal.
292
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:44,738
Louise.
293
00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,013
Where's Louise?
294
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:50,282
She's in the kitchen,
I suppose.
295
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,418
She made an awful racket
in there a few minutes ago.
It woke me up.
296
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:57,095
I was trying
to get back to sleep.
297
00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,421
Louise. Louise!
298
00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:00,723
Louise!
299
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,626
Get Dr. Rhody on the phone.
300
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,398
Tell him to get
right over here.
301
00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:06,835
And hurry up.
302
00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:11,803
Louise.
303
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:30,789
We'll keep her here
a day or two
304
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:31,852
for some more tests, George,
305
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:33,592
but I'm sure
it's nothing serious.
306
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:34,724
She's just worn out.
307
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,927
She needs a couple of weeks
of complete rest.
308
00:17:37,436 --> 00:17:39,233
She can't go on
the way she has,
you know.
309
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,340
You've got to get rid
of that brother of hers.
310
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:45,335
Doctor, is there anything
really wrong with Waldren?
311
00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:47,679
Nothing, except
he missed his calling.
312
00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:49,537
He should have been
an actor.
313
00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:00,023
Waldren.
314
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:04,355
I wanna talk to you,
Waldren.
315
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,762
Please, George,
Louise, my sister.
Do you mind?
316
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:08,597
She's gonna be all right.
317
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,062
At least that's something.
318
00:18:12,204 --> 00:18:14,399
Going without dinner.
All this excitement.
319
00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,538
I'm afraid
I'm not quite up to it.
320
00:18:17,476 --> 00:18:20,468
Well, I'm glad you found
something to tide you over.
321
00:18:22,281 --> 00:18:24,442
What I want to discuss
with you is very important...
Really, George.
322
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:28,510
I don't see how you can just
stand there and chatter after
what's happened to Louise.
323
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,251
It's Louise that I wanna
talk to you about.
324
00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:35,020
George, you can't
seem to understand
that I am a sick man.
325
00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:38,094
After all
that's happened tonight,
326
00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:39,995
my digestion's
started acting up again.
327
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,525
Waldren,
will you please listen to me?
328
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:46,332
George,
I simply cannot go on
arguing with you like this.
329
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,468
This concerns Louise's health.
330
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,304
That will do.
331
00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:06,324
If I had a decent meal,
I might feel a lot better.
332
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,117
Yes.
333
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:21,537
Waldren.
334
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,570
About how tall are you?
335
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,627
"Dear Sis,
336
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:46,663
"Have a chance
to visit friends in Mexico
337
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:49,594
"where the climate
is wonderful for my condition.
338
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:53,438
"Don't worry if you don't
hear from me for a while,
339
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,667
"the mail is slow down there.
340
00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:58,808
"Sorry to leave
without saying goodbye,
341
00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:01,540
"but I didn't want
to disturb my little sister.
342
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:05,506
"Get well quick.
Your loving baby brother,
343
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:19,760
"Waldren."
344
00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:03,602
George?
345
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,802
Hello, Waldren.
346
00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:08,141
Well,
what's the matter with you?
347
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,640
Didn't you hear me?
348
00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:12,978
You know what time it is?
349
00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:15,120
Oh, yes, I guess
it must be about supper time,
350
00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:18,350
but there's one other little
thing I have to do, Waldren,
351
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,051
and I kinda need some help.
352
00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:23,690
Would you mind
giving me a hand?
353
00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:27,132
All right. I'll try.
354
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,730
You know I'm not strong.
355
00:21:31,537 --> 00:21:33,835
Well, do you think
you could hold this for me?
356
00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:37,431
And the syringe.
357
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,412
You see, I've just been
finishing Napoleon there.
358
00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:48,112
And...
359
00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:00,990
Seems kind of heavy, George.
360
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:03,091
I didn't realize
it'd be this heavy.
361
00:22:05,704 --> 00:22:10,698
Yeah. Well, I just thought
I'd beef him up a little,
just to be safe.
362
00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:15,771
And so,
on behalf of our fair city,
363
00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,679
and our fair citizens,
364
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,176
I want to thank
George Tiffany
365
00:22:20,452 --> 00:22:23,478
for his generous
contribution of his time
366
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,453
and his artistic talents
367
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:28,750
which have created
this priceless memorial.
368
00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:38,532
And now, in conclusion,
369
00:22:38,704 --> 00:22:41,434
I will read to you
the exact words
of the inscription
370
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:43,235
which appears on the plaque.
371
00:22:44,943 --> 00:22:47,070
"Napoleon in memoriam.
372
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:49,370
"Within this superb animal..."
373
00:22:49,448 --> 00:22:51,882
Oh, George,
it's wonderful.
374
00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:53,781
I'm so happy for you.
375
00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:55,786
I'm the one that's happy.
376
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:58,489
You know,
you just look great.
377
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,225
That rest
certainly fixed you up.
378
00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:02,760
I guess it really did.
379
00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:06,086
I'm just sorry Waldren
isn't here to see it.
380
00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:08,029
He'd be so proud.
381
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,460
I guess he's better off,
though, where he is.
382
00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:12,401
If the climate's warmer.
383
00:23:13,005 --> 00:23:15,633
Oh, I'm sure it's warmer,
dear.
384
00:23:15,874 --> 00:23:19,207
"In the year
of our Lord, 2057.
385
00:23:19,778 --> 00:23:23,009
"In order that
future residents will
have a fuller understanding
386
00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:25,844
"of the life and times
of their forefathers
387
00:23:26,051 --> 00:23:29,714
"as typified by the contents
of this memorial."
388
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,451
I thank you.
389
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:43,033
Well, George, it certainly
ought to put West Warlock
in the national limelight
390
00:23:43,102 --> 00:23:46,299
when they look inside Napoleon
in the year 2057.
391
00:23:46,872 --> 00:23:47,861
What do you think?
392
00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:53,940
Well, yes, l... I expect
it will do that, all right.
393
00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:06,117
Honesty demands that I reveal
394
00:24:06,191 --> 00:24:09,388
that all did not go
as Mr. Tiffany had planned.
395
00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:12,660
The weight of Waldren's
pudgy body
396
00:24:12,731 --> 00:24:14,892
proved too much
for Napoleon
397
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,366
and within a few months
398
00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:20,235
the time capsule was opened
by a caesarian section.
399
00:24:20,305 --> 00:24:22,671
Waldren, of course,
was quite dead.
400
00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:25,676
And Napoleon hasn't
been the same since.
401
00:24:26,111 --> 00:24:27,772
As for Mr. Tiffany,
402
00:24:27,846 --> 00:24:30,371
the jury proved
quite lenient.
403
00:24:30,682 --> 00:24:34,243
Next time we plan
a return trip
to your living rooms.
404
00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:36,310
I hope you will join us then.
405
00:24:36,388 --> 00:24:37,412
Good night.
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