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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:07,529 [people chattering] 2 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,944 -[woman on phone] Hey. -I'm at the gallery, where are you? 3 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,598 [woman] Why would I be at the gallery? 4 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,644 -It's your gallery. -[woman on phone indistinct] 5 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,472 He's not here either, by the way. 6 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,300 -[woman] Who? -Alan Paloma. 7 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,345 [woman] Alan doesn't go to the openings. 8 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:44,087 -He will be at my place later. -OK, but you're sure he's coming? 9 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,089 [woman] How many times do we have to go over this? 10 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,832 -OK, I just need to be sure. -Just get your ass over here. 11 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,400 -What about the opening? -Fuck the opening. 12 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,884 [upbeat music plays] 13 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,228 [man] Watch it! 14 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,969 [yells] Oh, fuck. 15 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,449 What the hell is wrong with you? 16 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,191 Holy shit, I'm so sorry. 17 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,150 -What happened to looking? -Are you OK? 18 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,326 What can I do? Can I call someone? 19 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:36,460 [sighs] This is a custom bike. 20 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,940 Goddammit! 21 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,985 Fucking hell. 22 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,552 This is a custom bike! 23 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,988 Did you hear what I said? 24 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,515 -About how expensive it is? -No, you could've hurt somebody. 25 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:50,909 You know how many people are killed in accidents every year just like this. 26 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,738 You're trivializing a very serious issue. 27 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:54,696 What is this? 28 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,132 [camera snaps] 29 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,786 This is what you look at right now. 30 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,271 I'm sorry. I really am. 31 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,795 OK, fine, just be careful. 32 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,884 I will, promise. 33 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,628 -Be careful. -I promise. 34 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:19,503 [man indistinct] 35 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:23,551 Rachel reads Ryan's raunchy writing. 36 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,944 Rachel reads Ryan's raunchy writing. 37 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,990 Rachel reads Ryan's raunchy writing. 38 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,688 Rachel reads Ryan's raunchy writing. 39 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,125 Raunchy writing. 40 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:38,130 -[music playing] -[doorbell rings] 41 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:51,231 Wr... wr... wr... writing. 42 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,841 [doorbell rings] 43 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,887 Gavin, get the door! 44 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,762 Was that the door? 45 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,155 Julia? 46 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,595 [knocking] 47 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,466 Gavin! 48 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,092 Holy shit. 49 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,574 This is Charlie's apartment? 50 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,884 Lan, what's up? 51 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,626 [both chuckle] 52 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,584 Good to see you. 53 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,717 Lana, this is my friend, Julia. 54 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,675 Lana, is one of Charlie's new friends. 55 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,069 -Mm, not that new. -[both chuckle] 56 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:50,464 So, what, did you meet Charlie at some stupid art world thing? 57 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,030 Uh, no. 58 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,120 Well, yeah, I guess, kind of. 59 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,470 Lana's a photographer. 60 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,602 Oh, is that what's in the portfolio, nudes? 61 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,082 Not nudes. 62 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,039 [Gavin sighs] 63 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,172 -Here. -Oh. 64 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:06,871 Ignore her, she's an only child. 65 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,830 Oh, I brought wine. 66 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,704 -Oh... -[woman] Is that Lana? 67 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:17,447 -Hey, Charlie. -[Charlie] Can you make me a drink? 68 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,108 What would Charlie drink? 69 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:28,980 [laughs] Literally anything. 70 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,990 So, what's up with you, Charlie said something about this play. 71 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,602 I'm doing a one-man version 72 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:44,387 of A Midsummer Night's Dream. 73 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,823 Doesn't that have a huge cast? 74 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,695 It did. 75 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,958 I'm totally reinventing it. 76 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,003 [laughs] 77 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,312 Jesus! Dim the lights! 78 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,185 Not for you. 79 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,190 That woman in there, watch out for her. 80 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,714 She's got shark eyes. 81 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,588 I don't know why Gavin finds her so amusing. 82 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,112 She's brain dead. 83 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,898 Are you and Gavin... together now? 84 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,421 He's fun. 85 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,597 His one-man-show thing is exciting. 86 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,425 His one-man-show thing is not a real thing. 87 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:25,297 Anyway, what did you think about the gallery tonight? 88 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:31,434 Come on... tell me. What did you think? 89 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,697 That sort of thing is over my head. 90 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:39,355 -Um... it's pretty aggressive. -Stupid. You can say it. 91 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,878 I thought it was just me. 92 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,227 Oh, it is just you. 93 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,621 People think their shit... is amazing. 94 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:45,753 They're into violence. 95 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,624 The juxtaposition of America's, 96 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,234 blah, blah, blah... 97 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,846 Look, they're just a couple of party-boy dingbats, 98 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:55,415 but they might also be geniuses, I'm not sure. 99 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,940 But they are definitely going to be huge, people love them. 100 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,769 Stupidity sells, Lana. 101 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:04,162 It's... it's why you're poor. 102 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,730 Speaking of which... 103 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,478 Hmm... 104 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,436 What? 105 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:22,093 Relax, Lana, it's good. 106 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:24,487 I hadn't seen some of this newer work. 107 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:25,488 I like it. 108 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,012 You hardly looked at it. 109 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:30,798 Lana, I don't have to look at art to know that it's good. 110 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,321 OK, look... 111 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,193 This one... 112 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,023 -Twelve-feet wide, right? -You think so? 113 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,678 Yes. 114 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,375 Alan loves this shit. 115 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,986 I worked for the man for four years, 116 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,727 I know him better than his wife. 117 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,163 Let's get some shots. 118 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,382 Charlie... two minutes. 119 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,167 I just wanna get this right. 120 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,603 Then have a drink. 121 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,126 We shouldn't have to do this at a party. 122 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,911 Can't we just set up a meeting with him at his gallery? 123 00:07:56,954 --> 00:08:00,262 Lanny, he doesn't exactly keep office hours. 124 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,046 He's not a college professor. 125 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:05,441 This, out there, that's how you do business. 126 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,575 I'm doing you a favor. 127 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,360 All right, well, what do you think? 128 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,014 What'll Alan like? 129 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,842 Alan is going to like you. 130 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,887 So, stop being so worried. 131 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,628 I just really need something to give, you know, 132 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:21,762 I feel like I'm constantly on the edge of something. 133 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,199 I got a call the other day to shoot photos 134 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,679 for the city's best cupcakes. 135 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,158 Work is work. 136 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,552 They wanna pay me in cupcake coupons. 137 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,121 You just need champagne. 138 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,949 No, I don't, seriously. 139 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,168 When Alan gets here I wanna have a serious conversation with him 140 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,693 about my career, I can't be wasted. 141 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,870 You drink... I'll pick your art. 142 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,524 That a girl. 143 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,351 Start with that one, I love it. 144 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,223 Then those two and those. 145 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,269 These you don't have to bother with. 146 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:54,490 See? Wasn't that easy? Perfect, done. 147 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,362 Thanks, seriously, thank you. 148 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,365 I have something special. 149 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,803 And I want you to see it, come on. 150 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,853 You hung these! 151 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:13,030 Of course, they're good. 152 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,511 If you're gonna be an artist, you gotta learn how to play it cool 153 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,601 when you see your own art. 154 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,908 Besides, this is what I wanted to show you. 155 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:21,952 [screams] 156 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,301 Jesus, Charlie! 157 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,694 This is fucking awesome! 158 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,609 Don't point a gun at me, ever. 159 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,481 It's not loaded, is it? 160 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,614 Of course, it's loaded, Lana. 161 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:32,789 I'm not a hypocrite. 162 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,145 [gasps] Be careful with that. 163 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:49,763 Oh... you think I'm gonna give myself diabetes. 164 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,286 OK, give it to me. 165 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:54,419 Violence, Lana, it's called a theme. 166 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,812 -I'm taking it now. -No. 167 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,949 You're just gonna leave that out? 168 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,603 Killjoy. 169 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,436 Safe as kittens. 170 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,136 And just so there are no misunderstandings... 171 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:24,406 There. Now, it's fashion. 172 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668 [woman] Hello? 173 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,497 Where is everyone? 174 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,325 -Hello. -Hey! 175 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,980 -Look at you. -I know, I'm a blimp. 176 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,678 [Julia] No, way, you look amazing. 177 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,159 -[Gavin] Yeah. -You know what's amazing? 178 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:41,379 No matter what time I get here, I'm always the first one to arrive. 179 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,644 Prettiest fat girl at the party. 180 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:45,949 Hi. 181 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,083 What are you doing here? 182 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,651 We can't both miss our opening. 183 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,304 The girls can close it up. 184 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,308 Is that one of Tony's? 185 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,223 I've been looking for that painting? 186 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,836 Wow, sounds like you're gonna be... super fun tonight. 187 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,968 I'm trying to sell that painting, Charlie. 188 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,932 You shouldn't even be here. 189 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,941 I need a drink. 190 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,466 Enjoy the show? 191 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,520 Hi, I wanted to introduce myself. 192 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,087 Yeah, why? 193 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,314 No one has a regular beer anymore. 194 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,013 I'm Lana, we met once before. 195 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,191 Adrian Tyler's girlfriend. 196 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,758 No... 197 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,586 Just a friend of Charlie's. 198 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,241 -Filmmaker. -Photographer. 199 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,416 Right. 200 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,247 Charlie was just talking about you. 201 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,859 You know... maybe you could help me out. 202 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,692 Do you think you could get me some alone time... to talk to Charlie? 203 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,129 Why don't you just talk to her yourself? 204 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,089 We're business partners, it's... complicated. 205 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,135 No, it's better if you tell her she should talk to me. 206 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,009 Tell her you think it's important. 207 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,488 [glasses clink] 208 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,490 So, Oberon comes out, 209 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,406 and he's like this Jersey goombah, right. 210 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,017 And he's, like, 211 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,760 "Yo, I met by moonlight, proud Titania, 212 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,849 And his wife, Titania, she's like right out of 213 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,633 one of these Housewivesshows. 214 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,941 and she's like, "What? Fucking jealous, Oberon, 215 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,856 fucking fairies, skip hence, 216 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:54,208 I have forsworn to his fucking bed and company." 217 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,993 It's all Shakespeare though, I'm just adding the fuckings. 218 00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,736 No one cares about your play, Gavin. 219 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,566 God, he's so obsessed. 220 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:11,225 There's really a little person in there? 221 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,011 Yeah, there's a little person in there. 222 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,059 Pregnant women are so sexy. 223 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,888 Julia, that's enough. 224 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,846 Why don't you have some more champagne? 225 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,893 [scoffs] I'm not drinking tonight, I'm on a cleanse. 226 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,331 -OK, Gavin... -Hey, Jules, let's go. 227 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:35,118 -He's cute. -Yeah. 228 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,468 So is she. 229 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,730 Yeah. 230 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,908 Which one are you fucking? 231 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,781 In which sense of the word? 232 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,739 Unbelievable. 233 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,872 [chattering] 234 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,276 [woman] You made it. 235 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,104 It's so great to see you. 236 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,673 You look great. Have you been working out? 237 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,243 Oh! Congratulations! 238 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028 You ask before you touch. 239 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,944 -May I... -No, no, no, no. 240 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,599 -Go away. Go away. -But I asked. 241 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,993 -No, no, no. -[sighs] OK. 242 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,691 That was rude. 243 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,389 Well, it was nice meeting you both. 244 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,738 Oh, thanks. 245 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,835 But, you know, that's just in the first act, 246 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,707 but after that... Lana! 247 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,928 -Where the hell have you been? -Oh, you know, party stuff. 248 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,409 Walk away, walk away. 249 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,628 Can you just be me for the night so that I can go home? 250 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,717 We're too cute to leave this party. 251 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,591 No. I'm gonna turn you over to Julia. 252 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,636 Jules, look after this one. 253 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,942 Make sure she has fun. 254 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,945 Hmm-hmm. 255 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,991 Hmm. [giggles] 256 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,689 Let's get into some trouble! [laughs] 257 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,647 -Trouble? -Yeah. 258 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,040 This thing Abby said to me, 259 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,781 we literally met four times already, 260 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,001 and I said, "Well, you must not have left a big... 261 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,351 You people can't be out here. 262 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,440 This is a common space. 263 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:23,879 It's a common space, you can't smoke... 264 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,011 in a common space. 265 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,535 That's a wild helmet. 266 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886 Why does it smell like piss? 267 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,284 Are you putting your cigarette butts out on the carpet? 268 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,416 Is that OK? You can't do that! 269 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,244 It's carpet, it burns. 270 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,380 See, and then I never again forgot her name after that. 271 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,036 Excuse me, do you know where Charlotte is? 272 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,390 Ahh... 273 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,174 [both giggling] 274 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,133 We should talk to boys. 275 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,483 This is more of, like, a networking party, you know. 276 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,355 Are there even any boys to talk to? 277 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:09,794 Look around. There are tons of boys here. 278 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,970 Hey, ladies. 279 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,147 Hi. I'm Amesh. 280 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,322 Lana. 281 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,019 Nice to meet you. 282 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,195 -Julia. -Julia? 283 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,458 A pleasure. 284 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,851 Ohh, not yet. 285 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:26,028 [both laughing] 286 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,334 Right. What do you do, Lana? 287 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,596 She is a photographer. 288 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:29,901 Mm... 289 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,816 Nudes? Right? 290 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,949 -Exactly, right? -Not nudes. 291 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,605 -Not nudes. -You should do nudes, there's more money in nudes. 292 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,042 Totally, I've got five nudes in my office. 293 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,262 Oh, I'm a dentist. Bam! 294 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,046 [chuckles] 295 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,656 Come see me. 296 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,442 Seriously, I'd love to get in your mouth. 297 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,232 How do you feel about throwing a man off a building? 298 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,842 As like an art-thing? 299 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,757 No, this is a murder-thing. 300 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,543 My new upstairs neighbor just came down, he's a total loser. 301 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372 They're trying to turn the building into a co-op. 302 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,070 Actually, they want to turn the entire fucking city into a co-op. 303 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,854 They wanna kick me out, Lana. 304 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,076 You should do a story on me. Photoshoot with me. 305 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,164 Uh... 306 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:20,126 -I was talking to Dennis. -Why? Why would you do that? 307 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,172 -He was being weird. -Yeah, he's Dennis. 308 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,654 Well, he says he needs to talk to you, sounded serious. 309 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,745 Nothing that idiot has to say is ever serious. 310 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,878 I can't make you have fun at this party. 311 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,358 I want to but... 312 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,273 don't get caught in his bullshit, OK. 313 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,188 Doesn't matter, it's over. 314 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,069 So, what do you do, Julia? 315 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,115 Depends on how drunk I get. 316 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,121 I'm a PhD candidate in biology. 317 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,254 Oh, for real? 318 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,694 This is Gavin. I'm basically his muse. 319 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,480 Kind of like, Amelia Fluga. [indistinct] 320 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:13,135 -[laughing] -I don't know who that is. 321 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,225 I studied coil displays in mammals. 322 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:20,316 Oh... well, I find that subject very interesting. 323 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,363 -[chuckles] -Most men do. 324 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,104 I study fucking hyenas. 325 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,410 I mean, hyenas who are fucking, 326 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,804 and the females have a penis. 327 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,806 Which is a faux-phallus. 328 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,678 Say that three times fast. 329 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,811 [both] Faux-phallus, faux-phallus, faux-phallus. 330 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,682 [all laughing] 331 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,032 You two should have your own podcast. 332 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,296 [clears throat] 333 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,427 Are you Gavin? 334 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,300 Have we met? 335 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,433 Is there something funny? 336 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,392 [laughing] 337 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,264 This... isn't funny. 338 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,005 [laughing] 339 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,268 [Charlie] You're not gonna get very far with him that way. 340 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:03,142 Are you aware that there is smoking happening in the common spaces? 341 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,145 -Oh, my God, the common spaces! -Yes, yeah, the common space... 342 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,931 -The hallways, the staircases. -Jesus-fucking-Christ, what's wrong with you? 343 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,759 No. No, no, Dunley vs. Barr. 344 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,631 I... I'm sorry, what? 345 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,894 2005, civil court case, New York State. 346 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,507 A private nuisance cause of complaint can be brought by a tenant 347 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,509 against a landlord, or another tenant, 348 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,424 for second-hand smoke conditions inside-- 349 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:28,210 This is a party. This is a goddamn fucking party. 350 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,866 Have you never been to a fucking party before? 351 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,870 Mm... 352 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,786 Perfect, Lana, can you escort this gentlemen out? 353 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,483 OK, now I get it. 354 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,530 You get your friends to assault me in the street? 355 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,228 -Oh, my God. -What kind of sick fucks are you? 356 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,274 I... I'm sorry, what are you talking about? 357 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,276 Do you know this... person? 358 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,625 I kinda ran into him. 359 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,368 Listen... 360 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,021 I'm not turning down the music, 361 00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,721 and I'm not ending my fucking party early. 362 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:14,735 Your friend has thrown a party every night this week. 363 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,476 She has people pissing in the stairwells. 364 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,218 -It's disgusting. -I totally get it. 365 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,220 Yeah, so what are we gonna do about it? 366 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,178 Sabotage? 367 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,964 OK, the thing is, this is kind of an important night for Charlie. 368 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,009 Oh... 369 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,619 Oh, it's an important night. 370 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,839 Oh, well, then by all means, let's piss everywhere. 371 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,449 Let's piss right here in the kitchen right now. 372 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,537 -I'm gonna take a piss. -[applause] 373 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,671 Thank you, everyone, for coming. 374 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:45,896 Thank you even more for making tonight such a huge success at the gallery. 375 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,031 But, most importantly, 376 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,207 I wanna thank you for all the bad decisions 377 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,991 I know you're gonna make later on tonight. 378 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,559 [all laughing and clapping] 379 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,606 Oh, and the handgun in the study... 380 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,217 No need for concern. 381 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,306 I would like to direct your attention 382 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:08,441 to our very over-qualified safety coordinator, 383 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,878 Lana Carter, ladies and gentlemen. 384 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,315 [applause] 385 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:18,581 Anyway, thank you all for being upstanding and responsible citizens. 386 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,371 Oh, and, know this... 387 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,939 Be good... or be good at it. 388 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,027 [man] Whoo! 389 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,203 Drinks, everybody. 390 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,469 Is that a joke? 391 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:39,080 The gun? No, she's serious. 392 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,647 What is wrong with you people? 393 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,040 It's art. Charlie owns a gallery. 394 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,782 A loaded gun isn't art, a loaded gun is dangerous. 395 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,349 [groans] Sorry I said anything. 396 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,829 You know how many people die every year 397 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,657 -from things like that? -God, you're still here? 398 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,267 It's like the bike thing all over again. 399 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,269 -Are you always like this? -No. No, no. 400 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,489 You can't turn this around on me. 401 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,405 I'm actually pretty cool guy. 402 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,711 Yeah, ask anybody. 403 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,933 Well, nobody here... obviously. 404 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,979 It's a party. 405 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,417 People dance, people drink, people get loud. 406 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,420 -I can't believe you're actually making me defend this. -So, you agree with me? 407 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:18,859 No, I'm doing the exact opposite of agreeing with you. 408 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:22,123 -People like you can have this city. -What does that mean? 409 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,733 It means that you all deserve each other. 410 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,344 You can be self-righteous with all the other 411 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,128 world-class pricks that can afford this town. 412 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,218 Yeah, these narcissistic, sycophantic, pretentious-- 413 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,481 Oh, my God, you're a buzzword factory. 414 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:37,051 Is there something about me you particularly hate? 415 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,574 Just go pick on someone else. 416 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:44,275 Hey, does that work for you? 417 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,668 Nagging? 418 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,018 I mean, do you get chicks with that? 419 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,543 'Cause my friend, Ando, you know, he swears by it. 420 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,502 He's practically scraping the pussy off him, you know. 421 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,590 He's... 422 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,376 Cheers. 423 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,160 Oh, those shoes are hideous! 424 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,772 Hey, I'm Amesh. 425 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:06,254 Um, do you have a good dentist, by any chance? 426 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,691 Get off. 427 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,693 Get off! 428 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,216 I'm serious. 429 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,567 This thing's a custom bike. 430 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,352 Where's the helmet? 431 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,660 Where's the... helmet? 432 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:29,669 [turns music down] 433 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,627 [people booing] 434 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,674 It's loud enough, OK. 435 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,980 Other people live in the building. 436 00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:46,425 Do you like the photos? 437 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,166 It looks like someone I know, he's a DJ. 438 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,956 His family was evicted from the apartment they lived in for 20 years, 439 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,654 by developers, so they could build the Barclays Center. 440 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:01,831 Hmm... 441 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,270 I saw Jay-Z there. 442 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,625 Shh... 443 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,337 May I please... 444 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:37,040 I'm asking in my nicest... sweetest voice. 445 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:40,087 Please, hand my helmet back. 446 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,525 If you promise to stop being no fun. 447 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,223 [people laughing in background] 448 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:56,930 I promise... to stop being no fun. 449 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,061 [clears throat] 450 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,674 Hmm. [laughing] 451 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,896 Excuse me. 452 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,600 You're welcome. 453 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:22,738 I got fired up and your friend is a fucking... 454 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,089 [sighs] 455 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,308 I'm sorry. 456 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,790 I'm angry at the wrong person. 457 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,575 You're not the one treating me like an asshole. 458 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:37,666 -You hit me with a car. -Part of a car. 459 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,016 Fair enough. 460 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,894 Do you have something awful to say about these, too? 461 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,593 You have the wrong idea about me. 462 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,292 I like these. 463 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,381 What do you like about them? 464 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,603 I don't know, I'm not a critic, but there... 465 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:04,127 There's a humanity here. 466 00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,956 They're real people. 467 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,438 It's what I was going for. 468 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,180 You took these? 469 00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:14,964 You're a photographer. 470 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,096 Trying to be. 471 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,924 Well, clearly, you already are. 472 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,014 You can tell that to my boss. I work at an ad agency. 473 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,364 As a receptionist. 474 00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:26,585 It's not very glamorous, but the pay is terrible, so... 475 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,197 What do you do? 476 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,459 Please, say something boring. 477 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,635 -I'm a firefighter. -Really? 478 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:34,897 No. 479 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:39,336 No, I'm a data scientist. 480 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:43,514 Which means we use, um, a bunch of collected data 481 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:47,997 to use to make predictive formulas for, uh... 482 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,130 It's really way more interesting than it sounds. 483 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,306 I hope so. 484 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,308 [both chuckle] 485 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,007 Now, we have to a figure out a way to apologize. 486 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:02,359 Well, technically, I already did, so... 487 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,318 Right, sorry, uh... 488 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,886 I'm sorry, defensiveness runs in my family. 489 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,539 And my family has dementia. 490 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,890 [laughs] 491 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,631 Shit, you're serious. 492 00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:17,548 -I'm Hollis. -Oh, Lana. 493 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,029 I like your artwork, Lana. 494 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:23,076 I like your helmet, Hollis. 495 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,599 -You do? -No, not really. 496 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,993 All right. [chuckles] 497 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,690 OK, yeah, there you are. 498 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:32,259 Um, can I borrow you for a second? 499 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:41,703 Hey, so, um... did you get a chance to talk to Charlie? 500 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,879 I told her to talk to you. 501 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:46,360 I don't know, why can't you just talk to her? 502 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,102 Fucking kidding me. 503 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,148 What's going on? 504 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,021 Look... 505 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:57,371 I just need 40 seconds to tell her something. 506 00:27:57,414 --> 00:28:00,200 Can't... Can't you do that for me?! 507 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,898 Sorry, sorry. 508 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,248 I'm just... Wait, wait, just wait a second. 509 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,861 -Wait a second, come here. -You should just take things more seriously. 510 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,559 If something's wrong, she'll listen, 511 00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,821 you're her business partner. 512 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:16,520 Forget it. 513 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,743 [people groaning] 514 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,527 Hey, OK, hold on. 515 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:25,486 This song depresses me. 516 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,879 Oh... 517 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,794 -[music turns on] -[people cheering] 518 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:37,498 You like it? 519 00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:44,897 That's lovely. 520 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,463 Excuse me? 521 00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:49,162 Your necklace. It's beautiful. 522 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,948 It's Alexander Fandu. 523 00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:56,430 I... have no idea who that is. 524 00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:01,478 It's very expensive. 525 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,221 Yes, it is. 526 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,011 You know, the thing about this piece is-- 527 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:13,795 Do you have any coke? 528 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:14,840 Excuse me? 529 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:19,148 Cocaine. Do you have any? 530 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,891 No. 531 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,680 Lovely meeting you. 532 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,380 Light? 533 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,860 What? 534 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,123 Do you have a light? 535 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,298 No. 536 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,606 Do you like the painting? 537 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:49,570 [clears throat] I like the colors. 538 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,006 They're very... 539 00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:53,792 big. 540 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,755 OK, I... [clears throat] 541 00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:03,932 I, uh... 542 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:08,894 think that this painting has a lot of colors 543 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:12,854 and some of them are green. 544 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,464 Some of them aren't. 545 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,903 And then this one looks a lot like that one, 546 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:22,037 just turned upside down. 547 00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,691 Which makes me feel... 548 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:25,388 Feel? 549 00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:29,305 It makes you feel how? 550 00:30:31,481 --> 00:30:36,922 Like, like, the artist... made two and then turn one around. 551 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:40,186 I don't know... I'm trying. I'm trying looking at it, 552 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,144 and I don't... I don't know. 553 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:47,541 I'm trying. It's just sort of a... thing on the wall. 554 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,673 [laughing] 555 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:53,590 A thing... on the wall. 556 00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,204 This painting is by my husband. 557 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,208 He's dead. 558 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,735 At least he's dead to me. 559 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:12,305 A thing... on a wall. 560 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,048 I like it. 561 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:27,668 Oh, hi. I don't know if I've had a chance to-- 562 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,801 You look like a nice girl, so, I'm going to stop you right there. 563 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:35,110 If you mention that I'm pregnant or that I'm glowing 564 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:38,635 or I'm the size of a small pony or try to touch me, 565 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,160 I'll break that champagne bottle over your head. 566 00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:53,912 Would you think any less of me if I asked you to make me a drink? 567 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:58,351 I don't know if I'm ready to single-handedly brain damage a baby. 568 00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:01,093 His father's mostly responsible for that. 569 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,487 Just let me hold it. 570 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,799 Are you serving booze to a pregnant woman? 571 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:15,368 I appeal to her sense of human decency. 572 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,412 Oh. 573 00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:19,024 I didn't know she had one of those. 574 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,896 Hey, I thought we were starting over. 575 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,117 So, are you serving the drinks? 576 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,597 I don't know, you're the one dressed like a bartender. 577 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,426 What... 578 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,254 Now you have a problem with the way I'm dressed. 579 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,952 No, you should have pride in your style. 580 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,997 It's rebellious bookishness. 581 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,825 -[scoffs] -No, you should wear it with pride, 582 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,480 you're in a city of grown men in children's clothing. 583 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:44,005 God, you two, just fuck and get it over with already. 584 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,751 She's drunk, she doesn't know what she's saying. 585 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,492 [chuckles] Yeah. 586 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,148 -So, you're still here. -I guess I am. 587 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,758 I'm as shocked as you are. 588 00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,629 So, should I make you one? 589 00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,458 Are you asking me to stay? 590 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:06,941 This is the wine I brought. 591 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,249 Mm... wine product? 592 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,815 How bad can it be? 593 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,211 Mm... Oh, God, that's terrible. 594 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,127 [laughs] That's the last time I buy wine at a bodega. 595 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:24,741 To Charlie, may her party end early. 596 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,134 Yeah, I'll drink to that. 597 00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:32,880 Oh, God. 598 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:34,795 You think they'll ever get tired of that? 599 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,971 The view? No. 600 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409 I think when you're down there on the streets, 601 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,933 it's easy to forget how great this place is. 602 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,502 You know, except for that it's completely awful. 603 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,725 What do you think it was like hundreds of years ago? 604 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:58,036 Do you ever try to imagine it when it was just trees? 605 00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:01,604 Bears, deer and bobcats. 606 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,955 Was your third animal a bobcat? 607 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:06,305 [both laughing] 608 00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,393 -Really? -What do you want from me? 609 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,655 It's freezing. 610 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,617 Can I ask you a question? 611 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:15,879 Yeah. 612 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,796 What's up with the helmet? 613 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,407 -[Hollis sighs] -[Lana laughs] 614 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,539 [chattering] 615 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,673 -Oh... -[laughing] 616 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,110 Uh, this is either a lady 617 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:32,809 or the daintiest man in New York City. 618 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:36,074 -I have been looking for you. -Oh, hey. 619 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:39,077 You haven't been hiding from me now, have you? 620 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,035 Why would I be hiding from you? 621 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,123 [gasps] 622 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,604 Mm... 623 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,258 [moaning] 624 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,609 [nervous chuckle] 625 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,740 Uh... 626 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:53,874 Can I have my finger back? 627 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,051 Um... 628 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,141 Oh, wow, you are... 629 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:01,273 crazy. 630 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,448 [laughs] 631 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:04,406 But I'm the good crazy, right? 632 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:05,799 I guess so. 633 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:08,454 Tell me I'm the good crazy! 634 00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:09,933 You're, um... 635 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,110 [laughing] 636 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,634 I'm just... joking. 637 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:18,028 Need help with that? 638 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,508 No, I got it. 639 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,119 Oh... oh! 640 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,511 [laughing] 641 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,557 Nice, very smooth. 642 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:29,475 How long have you been taking photographs? 643 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:33,522 Hmm... I had a little Polaroid camera in grade school. 644 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,834 Taking pictures is the closest I can get to... 645 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:45,230 I wanna know something. 646 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,885 And... know it without being told, 647 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,365 just know it in my heart. 648 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,588 What about you? 649 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:56,676 What about me? 650 00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,766 What do you know, Hollis? 651 00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:03,117 What do I know? 652 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,076 Uh, it's my job to know things. 653 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:10,994 Yeah, but that's different. 654 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,215 You're using your head. 655 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,393 Do you ever just know? 656 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,012 What about that? 657 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,279 I think it's easy with photographs. 658 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,106 I think it's the other stuff that's hard, 659 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,588 it's the... the abstract stuff that's... 660 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,286 [makes whooshing noise] over my head. 661 00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,463 The thing is, it's all the same, you're just trying... 662 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:47,379 to uncover something that's trying to get out. 663 00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,166 I mean, fuck if I know what that thing's trying to say. 664 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,299 [both chuckle] 665 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:56,823 Hold this. Give me that. 666 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,868 -We're making art. -Oh. 667 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,394 This is art, right? 668 00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,831 -You know-- -Oh, that's art. 669 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:07,007 OK, smile. Come on. please. 670 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,922 Can you smile? Wait, don't smile. 671 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,489 It's more artistic when you don't smile. 672 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,665 [laughing] It's perfect. 673 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,537 [upbeat music] 674 00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:22,283 Do you think this painting is worth more or less than my life? 675 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,155 -One-hundred percent more. -Wait, 100 percent more? 676 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,374 It's worth double my life? 677 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,854 -Take your life... -Mm-hmm 678 00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:29,856 -add it by one more life. -Double its value? 679 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:32,032 -So, $30? -[both laughing] 680 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:35,253 Obviously worth less than... 681 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,515 Everything OK? 682 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:41,259 Yeah, um, can you get us something decent to drink? 683 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,435 Yeah... sure, what do you want? 684 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,350 Oh... over there. 685 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:47,003 You want something from over here? 686 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:50,050 -Yeah, mm-hmm. -OK, what do you want? 687 00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,573 Surprise me. 688 00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,854 [whispers] Charlie... 689 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,116 Charlie. 690 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,908 Could you stop being crazy? 691 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,258 Why is Adrian here? 692 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,522 I don't control his comings and goings. 693 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,569 Oh, my God, it's you two. 694 00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:31,961 Oh, my God, no! 695 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,528 And not for lack of him trying. 696 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:35,182 That's not what he says. 697 00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,010 What? 698 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,403 Well, he's a liar! 699 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:41,014 Look, he's coming over here, 700 00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,058 could you just... 701 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,451 Text me when Ellen gets here. 702 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:44,800 Why don't you just be less awkward? 703 00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:47,194 [clears throat] Where are you going? 704 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,501 And who's that boy? 705 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:51,372 I'm just going to use the bathroom. 706 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,028 Now you are talking my language. 707 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,030 Isn't she cute? 708 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,206 Talented, young. 709 00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:05,255 -Charlie, great show tonight. -[Charlie] Hi. 710 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,474 Adrian. 711 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,650 So, you a fan of Feesbot's work? 712 00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:10,913 Uh, I haven't seen it, I didn't go, 713 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,393 but I heard a lot about it. 714 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,439 That's the important part. 715 00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:16,179 You know, for you, I mean. 716 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,748 Yeah, of course. 717 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,142 You should think about us doing some business together. 718 00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,710 You know what, I'm not looking for a new business partner. 719 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:30,716 [scoffs] Dennis isn't a business partner, he's a liability. 720 00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:32,413 You know, the thing about us is, 721 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,807 well, we don't even have to have sex. 722 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:35,808 [clears throat] 723 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:37,070 But I think we should. 724 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:39,768 [both chuckle] 725 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:43,424 Lana's right, you're the fucking worst. 726 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,567 [can pops open] 727 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,003 "Vulva, sad dick, 728 00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:59,135 [indistinct] monster, big dick... 729 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,007 bitch tits." 730 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,840 [inhaling] 731 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:11,887 You're no fun. 732 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,194 I thought you were gonna be fun. 733 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,762 [sighs] Be fun! 734 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,983 [sighs] What's his name? 735 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,988 The boy? The boy we're avoiding, his name? 736 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:31,472 Adrian. 737 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,608 Oh... really? 738 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:39,872 [scoffs] So, did you fuck him or you don't wanna fuck him? 739 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,442 If you're avoiding a boy, it's because you fucked him, 740 00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,835 or it's because you don't wanna fuck him. 741 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,450 We made out once. 742 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:54,974 A little. 743 00:40:56,845 --> 00:40:59,239 Disastrous, Lana. 744 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,155 Sweetheart... 745 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:06,464 what are you doing here? 746 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,814 You don't do drugs, you hardly drink, 747 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:11,512 and you're avoiding all the boys. 748 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:19,477 Honestly, Julia, I have no fucking idea. 749 00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,697 Someone's in here. 750 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:23,829 Lana? 751 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,572 -Oh, it's a boy! -It's a different boy. 752 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,704 Oh, how many boys are there? 753 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,793 [laughing] Go get him. 754 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,578 -Lana? -Yeah? 755 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:37,538 You throwing a private party in there? 756 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,497 No, no, just give us a second. 757 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,719 -I-- -Listen, I... 758 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,113 -Sorry, go ahead. -No, no, you go. 759 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:50,159 If I did something-- 760 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,988 No, no, you didn't do anything wrong, trust me. 761 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:59,691 Uh, just give me a second, and then we can go back to having fun, I promise. 762 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:01,562 OK. 763 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:05,871 I'm gonna go talk to some people and try not to be an asshole. 764 00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,439 -Try being charming. -Charming. Hold on, let write that down. 765 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:11,529 -[chuckles] -I heard that. 766 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:19,537 I'm sorry about this, I just wasn't planning on meeting anyone tonight. 767 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:22,365 Any one interesting, I mean... 768 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,368 That was the wrong way of saying that, I... 769 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,327 I don't really know what I'm trying to say. 770 00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:30,852 I'm just really glad that you're still here. 771 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:36,510 Now would be a really great time for you to say something. 772 00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:39,905 Hollis? 773 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:42,995 Hollis? 774 00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:49,131 Disastrous, Lana. 775 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,318 How many is that for you? 776 00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:06,148 Mm... one less than enough. 777 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,370 I don't wanna be here all night. 778 00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:12,154 Why not? 779 00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:17,203 Oh, you're not enjoying this impressive wasting of resources? 780 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,989 I told Diana we'd be home hours ago. 781 00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:26,995 I need you to go talk to Charlie. 782 00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,650 -I told you, I'll talk to Charlie-- -You told me 783 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,826 you'd stand up to her if you have to. 784 00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:33,872 Now, you have to. 785 00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,791 Have your drink, 786 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:44,534 go and tell her and let's go home. 787 00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:48,887 This is my business, too. 788 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,193 So, let's be done with this already. 789 00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,247 [sighs] 790 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:08,689 Lana, you look like hell. 791 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:11,387 Your ass is looking fantastic though, there's nothing wrong with that. 792 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,912 Stop trying to be disgusting, Adrian. 793 00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:17,698 It's a compliment, Lana. You got pretty eyes and a fantastic ass. 794 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,092 -I'm gonna pretend like-- -I get it. I get it. 795 00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:21,833 Let's go get some oysters. 796 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,878 -Adrian-- -We can talk about your career, I know people. 797 00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:26,011 So, you wanna get business oysters? 798 00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:31,016 Look, I can't take you seriously, if you don't take me seriously. 799 00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:33,105 I am being serious. 800 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,759 Even if you don't wanna see me anymore. 801 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,630 I'm not seeing you now. 802 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,414 Mm. 803 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,765 Adrian, we have to establish some ground rules 804 00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,202 because, clearly, we're going to be seeing each other. 805 00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:45,552 -In bed? -At events. 806 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:48,511 Lana, we've got chemistry, you've gotta admit that. 807 00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:50,600 [scoffs] 808 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:51,645 All right, what's his name? 809 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,910 -Whose name? -The guy... that you're blowing me off for. 810 00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:58,391 My life doesn't revolve around men. 811 00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:01,307 And since you have to know, and let's be completely clear about this, 812 00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:03,396 it's none of your business. 813 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,876 I'm meeting Alan Paloma. 814 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:07,052 [laughing] What? 815 00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:11,447 You're serious? 816 00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:15,800 Alan's not coming to this party, are you crazy? 817 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,105 Charlie set it up. 818 00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:19,760 Alan hates Charlie. 819 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,807 Charlie hates Alan. Alan steals Charlie's artists. 820 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,810 Charlie would never let the man in this building. 821 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:31,424 You gotta smarten up, buttercup. 822 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,873 I saw the helmet. 823 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,788 J'adore. 824 00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:49,834 I love it. 825 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,620 What do you think of this piece? 826 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:56,797 What do you think it symbolizes? 827 00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:01,280 A monument to the penis, maybe? 828 00:46:10,332 --> 00:46:12,813 Hi... bunny rabbit. 829 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,990 You look like a bunny rabbit. 830 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,209 I don't like it when you're scared, 831 00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:20,255 I like it when you're happy, Lana. 832 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,779 OK, whoa, all right. 833 00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:26,566 Why did you lie to me? 834 00:46:26,609 --> 00:46:28,437 I don't lie. 835 00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:31,397 Alan's not coming, is he? 836 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,356 You know, what bothers me is that you knew how badly I wanted to meet him. 837 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,054 What makes you think he's not coming? 838 00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:37,403 You and Alan hate each other. 839 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,623 Do I strike you as the hating type? 840 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:43,975 -Adrian said that you-- -Listen... [exhales] 841 00:46:44,018 --> 00:46:45,803 Adrian is a liar. 842 00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,240 Why would you believe anything that man says? 843 00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:50,024 You asked me to help. 844 00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:52,853 This... this is how I can help. 845 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:56,248 Yet, now you're making me feel like you're doing me a favor. 846 00:46:58,076 --> 00:47:00,426 This is how the world works, sweetie. 847 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,254 So, get with the program. 848 00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:06,693 People like fun people, so, be fun. 849 00:47:08,477 --> 00:47:10,001 I'm fun. 850 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,962 I'm gonna... I'm gonna give this to you 851 00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,704 and assume you know what to do with it. 852 00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:26,294 [baby cooing] 853 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:47,185 I think for my next project, 854 00:48:47,228 --> 00:48:49,361 I'm gonna do a motorized unicycle. 855 00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:54,192 Lana... have you met Sasha? 856 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:58,587 Sasha makes artisanal motorcycles. 857 00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:00,415 Handmade. 858 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:01,764 Wooden. 859 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:03,766 They have a top speed of, um... 860 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:04,811 [clears throat] 861 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:05,986 Twenty-five miles an hour? 862 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,683 I'm trying to get it up to 30. 863 00:49:08,902 --> 00:49:10,077 It was so nice to meet you, 864 00:49:10,121 --> 00:49:12,819 can you excuse us for just a second. 865 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:16,605 Apparently, and I wanna make sure that I get the phrasing right, 866 00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:20,827 there is a substantial chance of them catching on fire. 867 00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:21,871 [laughs] 868 00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:23,308 OK, I get it. 869 00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:27,399 And, also, the starting price is only $85,000, 870 00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:29,618 which is nice. It's reasonable. 871 00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:31,272 You're the worst. 872 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,493 Are we good? 873 00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:37,409 Yeah, yeah, um... 874 00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,541 I thought this party was gonna be one thing 875 00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:41,979 and it turned out to be a total fucking other thing, 876 00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,068 but, um, I... 877 00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:46,418 It was weird for a minute, but I'm better now. 878 00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:51,205 Now, it's your turn. 879 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,512 OK, um... 880 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:56,602 I thought that I would be sleeping right now... 881 00:49:56,645 --> 00:50:00,127 -[laughs] -but instead of sleeping, like, directly above us, 882 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:04,044 I am here, learning about motorcycles 883 00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:06,438 made out of various woods. 884 00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:07,917 -More than one? -More than one. 885 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,702 Yeah, pine for the handle bars 886 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:12,096 -because it's softer, but... -[laughing] 887 00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,011 Hey, hi... 888 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:17,884 Hey. 889 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,105 Oh, uh, yeah, hello? 890 00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:24,108 Yeah, yeah, this is Dr. Bakshu. 891 00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:27,241 Yeah, yeah, I was wondering, uh, I wanted to get some detailing done 892 00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:30,070 on my new Porsche. 893 00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:31,767 I'm getting some work done on my Porsche. 894 00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:33,639 -It's a... -Brother. 895 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:35,771 -Huh? -They're gay. 896 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:36,772 What? 897 00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:38,470 [whispers] They're gay. 898 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,037 They don't look gay. 899 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,213 OK, they're not, but they're not into you. 900 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:45,085 But... that one in purple was kinda into me. 901 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,305 I'm just gonna go check it out. 902 00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,524 You ain't got no Porsche, do you? 903 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,612 -Yeah, I do. -You do? 904 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,266 -Yeah. -What year? 905 00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:55,095 I live in Park Slope. 906 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:56,488 Fucking parking would kill me. 907 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,621 But, you know, I got the key chains off eBay. 908 00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,406 -It's about eight bucks. -Dude, are you serious? 909 00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:05,062 Yeah, it was $8.99, you know, it was nine bucks. 910 00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:07,760 I don't get what she sees in you. 911 00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:09,327 Who? 912 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,850 Me. [giggles] 913 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:13,592 -Oh. Hey. -I have been looking for you. 914 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:17,117 Yeah, you know, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 915 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,945 -Why's that? -Uh, because... 916 00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,599 Because I'd be, like, "I'm about to pee in my pants," 917 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,601 -so, it's... [mumbles] -Oh, come on, 918 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,558 we'll take care of that. 919 00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:24,777 -OK. -Coming? 920 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:26,083 -I can go by myself. -Nope. 921 00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,870 -[urinating] -Ah... 922 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:33,220 Oh, yeah. 923 00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:34,656 [clears throat] 924 00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,920 Want some? 925 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,661 Ah... 926 00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,924 Come here. 927 00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:44,405 [chuckles] 928 00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:47,104 -Inhale. -I don't know... [inhales] OK. 929 00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:52,021 I don't feel anything. 930 00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:53,632 You know, why do people do this? 931 00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:54,937 Boredom. 932 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,243 -Yeah, I can see that. -Inhale. 933 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,376 [inhales] [clears throat] 934 00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:01,335 Oh, shit. 935 00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:04,860 OK, OK, um... 936 00:52:04,904 --> 00:52:06,775 I feel it. [laughs] 937 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:09,038 -Shut up. -I... What? 938 00:52:11,389 --> 00:52:12,955 [exclaims] 939 00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:16,220 [both laughing] 940 00:52:16,263 --> 00:52:18,178 No... hold on... hold... Oh, no. 941 00:52:18,222 --> 00:52:20,137 -[grunts] -[gasps] 942 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:22,269 There... there's a baby in here. 943 00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:24,663 Oh, I know there's a baby in here. 944 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:28,014 [grunts] Yeah, let's put a baby in here. [laughing] 945 00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,668 I don't... I don't really wanna put a baby in there. 946 00:52:29,711 --> 00:52:33,280 Shh... [grunts] You're so fun to fuck with. 947 00:52:33,324 --> 00:52:36,762 -OK. -Let's take these off. 948 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,156 -You know, I am feeling a little-- -Shh... 949 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,940 Shut up! 950 00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,724 No, no, I can't do this! I can't do it! 951 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,293 Stop! The baby's right there. The baby's watching... 952 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:48,687 -The baby's watching... -[Julia grunting] 953 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,169 Fuck, why am I so attracted to nervous men? 954 00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,172 [stammering] Did you... did you close the door? 955 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:57,391 Oh, I don't care if they watch. 956 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:58,566 [both muttering] 957 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,264 -Yeah, but... -Come on! 958 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,875 [laughs] 959 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,793 [whimpering] 960 00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:12,189 Don't mind me. 961 00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:15,235 [sighs] 962 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:18,020 Oh, come on, Amesh, relax. 963 00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,283 -[Julia laughs] -OK. 964 00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,501 Smile. 965 00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:25,027 [stammers] I can't do this... I can't. 966 00:53:25,071 --> 00:53:26,203 Oh, excuse me. 967 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,858 Nice friends you have here, Charlie. 968 00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,254 Meet me in the study. 969 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,785 -[Charlie] Nice ass. -Thank you. 970 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:46,005 Close the door. 971 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,443 You talk. 972 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,445 You listen. 973 00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:54,753 -Dennis, you know-- -You listen. 974 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:57,973 -Pam, what the fuck? -Listen! 975 00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,193 OK, pregnant lady, I'm listening. 976 00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:06,025 We're going out of business. 977 00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:09,202 [chuckles] 978 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,030 By March, we won't make payroll. 979 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:12,684 You're fucking crazy, Dennis. 980 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:16,122 -We represent Matthew Davis. -Davis left. 981 00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:19,256 You would know that if you spent a little more time at the gallery. 982 00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:20,605 Feesbot's leaving, too. 983 00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:23,042 -Bullshit. -Well, they got a better offer. 984 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:25,218 [Charlie] Then match it. 985 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,219 How? 986 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:31,485 Getting them to stay is your job. 987 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,705 I throw the parties, I get the press, 988 00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,315 that is how it has always worked. 989 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,361 You see, Charlie, that's the thing... 990 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,059 it's never worked! 991 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:43,105 You see, we need sales, right, 992 00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:45,020 not magazine clippings. 993 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:48,372 So, what? 994 00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:51,766 We're done, we're finished, it's over, like... 995 00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:53,333 No... 996 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,509 I'm done. 997 00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:58,817 You and me... we're done. 998 00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:07,695 Sure, fine. 999 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:10,481 But you're not taking my art. 1000 00:55:12,744 --> 00:55:16,617 You know, that's the thing, Charlie, 1001 00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:19,141 none of this is your art! 1002 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,491 [Charlie laughing] 1003 00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:23,363 Yes, that's the thing, 1004 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:26,061 it is, all of it is mine. 1005 00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:31,371 [laughing] And you, you're nothing. 1006 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:32,720 Bye-bye. 1007 00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:35,332 [scoffs] 1008 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,075 You don't get it. 1009 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:46,778 Goodbye, Dennis. 1010 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,306 [Charlie] I want you to be honest. 1011 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,612 Are you kidding me? 1012 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,657 I don't wanna wait until you get here, 1013 00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:59,399 I want to know right now. 1014 00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:08,756 OK. 1015 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:12,107 Well, then at least promise me 1016 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:16,068 we can discuss it face-to-face because you owe me that. 1017 00:56:17,286 --> 00:56:19,637 If nothing else, you owe me that. 1018 00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:30,474 [indistinct chatter] 1019 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:50,929 There are so many dishonorable people in this world. 1020 00:57:08,163 --> 00:57:09,382 Ow! 1021 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,254 I don't work for you. 1022 00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,439 Dammit. 1023 00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:27,487 Hey, Lana. 1024 00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:30,272 I was just here thinking about you, and then... you walk in. 1025 00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:31,622 Serendipitous. 1026 00:57:31,665 --> 00:57:33,624 It's not that big of an apartment. 1027 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:36,278 You know, I don't take it personally 1028 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,543 when you don't return my text messages. 1029 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,022 Maybe you should. 1030 00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,241 I get it. 1031 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,851 I intimidate you. 1032 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:47,159 -No, you don't. -Of course, I do. 1033 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:53,295 Look, you can't humiliate me in front of these people. 1034 00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:56,516 The only one humiliating you is you. 1035 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,517 Look... 1036 00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:01,913 I'm sorry. 1037 00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:04,393 This is not the conversation I wanted to have. 1038 00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,178 Then let's not, OK. 1039 00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:11,139 You know, we used to hang out and just... just talk. 1040 00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,533 Adrian, that was before I knew you. 1041 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:24,675 We're running dangerously low on champagne. 1042 00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:26,938 What is this, Charlie? 1043 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,896 You're bleeding, show me your mouth. 1044 00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:33,074 Hmm... 1045 00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:34,467 Come on. 1046 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,473 Hey, you all right? 1047 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,127 I'm being followed by a crazy person. 1048 00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,346 -Ignore him. -Ignore him? 1049 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:46,653 Yeah, just ignore him, he's only trying to make things weird. 1050 00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:48,568 Make what weird, how could it possibly--? 1051 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,570 Lana, I'm disappointed in you. 1052 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:54,095 I was at least expecting someone with some taste. 1053 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,925 Do you wanna bother telling me what happened? 1054 00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:01,102 Artistic disagreement. 1055 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,195 Ow! Fuck! 1056 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,850 I'll take that as a no. 1057 00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,988 Remember that old guy, the one from Pegasus? 1058 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:19,251 I was telling him about my one-man-show 1059 00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:22,210 and he said I should come up and do it for him sometime. 1060 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:23,864 Yeah, he's the real deal. 1061 00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:26,606 I might actually get to do this show. 1062 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:30,567 What? 1063 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:34,483 Don't, please. 1064 00:59:34,527 --> 00:59:36,137 Who the fuck are you? 1065 00:59:36,181 --> 00:59:38,313 Adrian. 1066 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,533 -Who the fuck am I? -Hollis. 1067 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,448 [laughing] 1068 00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:47,061 It's just, you know, this whole one-man-show-thing. 1069 00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:54,503 [laughs] I really don't care. 1070 00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,422 It's that easy for you, huh? 1071 01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:01,641 Hmm? 1072 01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:06,298 I really cared about you, did you know that? 1073 01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:11,608 And now you don't have to. 1074 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,306 Lucky you. 1075 01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:27,362 Why don't we just get out of here? Huh? 1076 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,016 Who the fuck is this guy? 1077 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,018 -Does anyone here know? -Do you wanna go? 1078 01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:33,542 Who the fuck are you? What the fuck have you ever done? 1079 01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:34,805 Gavin? 1080 01:00:36,502 --> 01:00:37,634 Gavin! 1081 01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:40,419 You... 1082 01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:43,378 -I'm sorry about-- -Shut up. 1083 01:00:43,422 --> 01:00:45,598 You wanna leave? 1084 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,688 No, I'm not going anywhere, I'm here for a reason. 1085 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,995 Sorry, chum, the girl's spoken. 1086 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,692 You're not the reason! 1087 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,955 Stop telling people we slept together! 1088 01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:56,914 Lana, hey, hold up, listen. 1089 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,872 I thought we were supposed to help each other, right? 1090 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:01,701 Look, go back to your apartment, Hollis, this is lame. 1091 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:03,572 I don't want any of this, this isn't me. 1092 01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:05,662 It's not me either. 1093 01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:07,664 Well, then it's too bad this is where we met. 1094 01:01:10,928 --> 01:01:13,365 I get it, Charlie, you win. 1095 01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:14,671 What are you talking about? 1096 01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:15,889 You got me to stay all night. 1097 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:19,197 It sucked, but I stayed, so, you win. 1098 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,155 You think I lied to you just to get you 1099 01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:23,114 to come to one of my parties? 1100 01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:25,725 Who the fuck do you think you are, Lana? 1101 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,161 There's a million of you. 1102 01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:30,338 Oh, and he's here, by the way. 1103 01:01:30,382 --> 01:01:33,254 And the first thing he did was ask about you. 1104 01:01:33,298 --> 01:01:34,647 He's in the bedroom. 1105 01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:38,259 Believe me, don't believe me. Stay, go. 1106 01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:40,697 Do whatever you want, I don't fucking care anymore. 1107 01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:46,354 Mr. Paloma? 1108 01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:49,880 Feesbot is here. 1109 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,970 Go ahead, ask them yourself. 1110 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:54,798 Good luck, Charlie. 1111 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:56,451 I don't need luck. 1112 01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:01,543 [people cheering] 1113 01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:03,632 Thank you... 1114 01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,504 all for coming. 1115 01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:08,986 We are Feesbot. 1116 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:12,032 [cheering] 1117 01:02:12,076 --> 01:02:16,558 And we are here to celebrate! 1118 01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:26,743 Tonight has been a tremendous success for art. 1119 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:29,180 And for all of you. 1120 01:02:29,223 --> 01:02:30,659 For us. 1121 01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:32,226 [applause] 1122 01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,967 We wanna thank Charlie Kenner 1123 01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:35,969 for all that she has done for us. 1124 01:02:36,013 --> 01:02:38,406 But, there comes a time, 1125 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:40,104 on every adventure, 1126 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:42,367 when you need to go on your own. 1127 01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:47,198 And soon... we will be announcing... 1128 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:50,592 our new venture. 1129 01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:53,944 Feesbot is going international. 1130 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:55,815 [cheering] 1131 01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:01,995 We have been honored to be represented by Charlie Kenner. 1132 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:05,607 But, it is time for Feesbot to go it alone. 1133 01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:08,349 And we hope you come with us... 1134 01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:10,482 On a new adventure. 1135 01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:13,615 But, tonight, we celebrate! 1136 01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:15,792 [cheering] 1137 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:19,056 To Charlie! 1138 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:21,101 To Feesbot! 1139 01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,499 Lana? 1140 01:03:29,414 --> 01:03:31,590 [chuckles] 1141 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,640 Ah... 1142 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,167 Charlie told me you might've left. 1143 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:46,735 I was about to shove off myself. 1144 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,999 Parties really aren't my thing. 1145 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:51,697 -Mr. Paloma, I'm so-- -Nope. 1146 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,873 It's Alan. 1147 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,396 [chuckles] 1148 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,095 [sighs] 1149 01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:04,841 -It's hash. -No, thank you. 1150 01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,409 No? 1151 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,586 Suit yourself. 1152 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,948 [cheering] 1153 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,868 Don't take it personally. 1154 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,873 [whispers] Screw you. 1155 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,842 So... 1156 01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:53,324 about that offer. 1157 01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:58,503 I've always known you were a scumbag, Adrian. 1158 01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:01,375 But you are a consistent scumbag. 1159 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:07,294 It's the only thing I appreciate about you. 1160 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,429 Tough night? 1161 01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:17,957 I've been... sort of waiting for you. 1162 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,393 I'm flattered. 1163 01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,875 And I love your work. 1164 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,271 -I really love your work. -Thanks. 1165 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:29,316 It's hard to come by, you know. 1166 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,580 Real talent. 1167 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:36,541 Most people don't have it. 1168 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:40,762 And those that do, don't know what to do with it. 1169 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,296 That's where I come in. 1170 01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:55,734 Now, I'm the first to admit it, 1171 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:58,302 there's nothing special about me. 1172 01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:02,306 I'm just a simple Brooklyn boy in an expensive jacket. 1173 01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,351 -I suck at math. -[laughing] 1174 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:07,876 Can't remember a birthday to save my life. [chuckles] 1175 01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,444 But I have an eye. 1176 01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:16,276 And over the years, people have come to respect it. 1177 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,540 And I've learned to use it. 1178 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:24,850 And I want you to use it. 1179 01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,723 Use what? 1180 01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:31,422 My respect. 1181 01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:34,294 Now, I don't know if you want to be rich, 1182 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:37,428 or famous, or fuck actors. 1183 01:06:37,471 --> 01:06:39,299 Well, I wanna make a difference. 1184 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,474 So do I. 1185 01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:46,393 Only a sociopath doesn't wanna make a difference. 1186 01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:09,721 I can be a great partner to you. 1187 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,903 But... 1188 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,256 partnerships... 1189 01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:28,348 are a two-way street. 1190 01:07:31,003 --> 01:07:32,048 [scoffs] 1191 01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:39,533 [sighs] 1192 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:56,420 They're not very good, are they? 1193 01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:01,860 You can tell me the truth. 1194 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,778 -God, I'm such an idiot. -Lana, I can't-- 1195 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:09,172 I actually don't want you to say anything right now. 1196 01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:14,786 Sorry... 1197 01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:18,877 Come upstairs with me. 1198 01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:23,577 -For what? -So we cannot be in this place. 1199 01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:28,452 I know a much calmer apartment in the building. 1200 01:08:28,495 --> 01:08:30,454 -[laughs] -OK, nothing like that, 1201 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:31,977 I don't mean it like that, I just... 1202 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,287 You were right about this place. 1203 01:08:37,330 --> 01:08:38,157 [gunshot] 1204 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,767 [crowd gasping] 1205 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,686 [gunshot] 1206 01:08:46,905 --> 01:08:48,167 [chuckles] 1207 01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:50,822 Uh, all right, well, uh... 1208 01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:53,216 We have an announcement ourselves. 1209 01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:56,915 Adrian Tyler Media is proud to announce a new partnership 1210 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:59,439 in the likes of which New York has never seen. 1211 01:08:59,483 --> 01:09:00,788 [gunshot] 1212 01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:04,749 Is everybody having a good time? 1213 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,317 I'm just asking because it's my party, 1214 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:11,495 and I wanna make sure that you are all having a fan-fucking-tastic time. 1215 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,194 Oops... 1216 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:19,285 I guess our security officer made a little mistake. 1217 01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:22,245 Anyway, tonight, we are here for Feesbot, right? 1218 01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:24,072 Everybody, round of applause. 1219 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:26,031 [scattered clapping] 1220 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,729 Many of you probably don't know this, 1221 01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:29,817 but I found these two idiots 1222 01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:31,210 dancing in lines for nightclubs 1223 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:34,605 that they could never get into. [chuckles] 1224 01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:37,434 You want me to make you really famous? 1225 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:39,784 [gasping] 1226 01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,829 'Cause that's what you want, right? 1227 01:09:41,873 --> 01:09:45,920 I mean, to be recognized, to be noticed. 1228 01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,096 It's why you're here. 1229 01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,489 It's why you're all here. 1230 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:52,188 It's why she's here. 1231 01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:54,886 I have no fucking idea why he is here. 1232 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,975 That bitch is fucking crazy. 1233 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:02,328 [door shuts] 1234 01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:06,202 Let me show you something. 1235 01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:10,554 You see this... thing? 1236 01:10:10,597 --> 01:10:14,166 It could pay the rent in your shitty apartments for a year. 1237 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:16,690 [glass shatters] 1238 01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:20,825 And now it's worth even more... 1239 01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:22,392 because of me. 1240 01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,482 Oh, you guys can all just go fuck yourselves, 1241 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:28,789 you don't even deserve my attention. 1242 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:29,964 Give it to me. 1243 01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:33,141 No! 1244 01:10:35,622 --> 01:10:36,667 [gun clicks] 1245 01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:39,235 [laughing] 1246 01:10:39,278 --> 01:10:41,280 [scatter clapping] 1247 01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:48,809 I'm sorry, but the look on your face right now is hysterical. 1248 01:10:50,637 --> 01:10:53,597 You didn't do it, did you? 1249 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,121 -Do what? -Fuck him. 1250 01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:59,080 Oh, Jesus Christ, Lana. 1251 01:10:59,124 --> 01:11:03,520 Nobody gets anything out of Alan-fucking-Paloma without fucking Alan Paloma, I... 1252 01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:07,175 You thought I wanted you to connect me with Alan Paloma 1253 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,787 so that I could fuck him for a show? 1254 01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:14,531 I don't fuck people to get ahead, Charlie. 1255 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,838 And that's why you'll never get ahead. 1256 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:21,146 [laughs] 1257 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:39,904 Lana... 1258 01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:42,210 Hey, Lana. Lana, wait up. 1259 01:11:52,482 --> 01:11:53,787 Lana! 1260 01:11:53,831 --> 01:11:55,049 Hey, Lana, wait. 1261 01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,184 How much? 1262 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,145 How much for one of your prints? 1263 01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:05,321 I wanna buy one. 1264 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:09,237 Tell you what, I'll give you one. 1265 01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:13,241 [panting] 1266 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:19,857 God, I'm out of shape. 1267 01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,860 If only you had a bike. 1268 01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:26,690 If only I had your number. 1269 01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:42,096 Goodnight, Hollis. 1270 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,840 [upbeat music plays] 83026