Original subtitles

They willingly risk their lives!

Risk?

Our lives?

Reincarnated within immortal bodies.

That's nothing new.

Crushing evil demons of the underworld!

Well, if we feel like it.

If the dolls don't do it, who will?

Why don't you do it?

If the dolls don't do it, who will?

Shut up!

And so it cannot be symmetrical...

due to the reversal of space...

which occurs from occasional reactions...

which are anomalies.

Therefore, when you reverse the reaction...

of the left and right direction...

it will be symmetrical...

just as if you reflected it in a mirror.

However, if we refer to the experiment...

by M. More in 1976...

these contradictions will be clarified...

by two different sources...

H-Hey, Fumizuki! You're pretty bold.

Huh?

Fumizuki!

Peace on Earth.

Love humans!

It's an earthquake! It's an earthquake!

Mount Fuji is...

Oh, my God!

Jesus Christ!

God bless you!

Everyone calm down!

Hurry and get under your desk!

Why?

Fumizuki!

Fumizuki, get up!

Hey! Come on!

L-Look at this!

Just look at this!

The ancient and majestic Mount Fuji has erupted!

Japan's most recognized symbol...

and subject of countless Japanese lyrics and poems...

is spewing volcanic ash before our eyes!

It seems that the tardy Ver Wurm has finally appeared.

The forces of air, land, and sea were supposed to join...

but for it to appear now...

No, no.

Ver Wurm's destructive power...

is greater than Inagoman and Kurageman combined.

There is no problem.

He is deviating slightly from his course.

He must be bad with directions.

It seems that a guide is necessary.

Boy, was I surprised.

I didn't think Mount Fuji would erupt.

And now all our other classes are canceled.

I guess we're lucky, right?

Well...

some protectors of justice...

Is it O.K. For protectors of the Earth and justice...

to act like this?

It might be the work of Chaos!

It can't be. You're reading too much into it.

But it was a very unnatural disaster!

Look, we're really busy.

There's no need to increase our workload.

Listen to yourselves!

Is this what the protectors of justice would say?

If Hyper-Dolls were...

Now, there, there.

Is this the mouth that so freely speaks about our secret?

Maybe I should twist your head off.

Mew, stop it!

Ow! What are you doing, Mica?

Remember, we've been instructed by the commander.

Avoid harming any protozoan life forms as much as possible.

So what?

Nothing!

Hey. That's enough.

I didn't step that hard!

Yes, you did! - Didn't!

Did!

Ow!

You started it! - Stop it!

You started it! - You stop it first!

Will not! - Will!

Hey, come on! Both of you!

Akai.

What are you doing here?

With both Fumizuki and Minazuki.

I'm jealous.

But you guys are with Shoko.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Don't insinuate anything.

Anyway, anyway...

Fumizuki and Minazuki, you're gonna come, too, right?

Huh? What? What?

To the Kajika River fireworks celebration.

I'm going! I'm going!

Hey! What are you talking about?

Mount Fuji blew up!

You're gonna have a fireworks celebration?

Why would they stop a fireworks celebration...

just because a mountain exploded?

I could understand if it rained.

But...

Kajika River's fireworks celebration is pretty famous.

100 fireworks shot off at once.

100 at a time?

Yeah. It's really fancy.

B-But...

Make a delivery when Mount Fuji has exploded?

O.K., all right.

Even when a disaster occurs in Japan...

people will go see fireworks and drink beer.

Nobody cares about the destiny of the Earth, do they?

100 fireworks at a time?!?

How very grateful.

How can they be so stupid?

It's here!

Save me, Hyper-Dolls!

Did someone call?

Could be.

Mica!

Mew!

Are you in?

Shoko!

Ta-da!

I brought both of you yukatas.

They're my old ones, though.

So, let's change.

Mimizuman!

Hyper-Dolls!

T-T-Too bright.

T-T-Too bright!

I still hate the surface!

I just want to ask you something.

A-A-Ask?

Where is this place?

Give me the longitude and latitude.

L-L-Longitude...

How should I know something like that?

How rude!

I don't know, sir! I really don't!

Do you think you can mock me...

because I'm from the countryside?

No, sir!

I find you loitering around here, Ver Wurm?

How bothersome.

What are you doing?

You have orders to go to the House of Parliament!

I'm sorry. I got bad directions.

I can see that.

What was that for?

I thought yukatas were for bondage.

So this is what they call a yukata.

Mew, aren't you going to wear a yukata?

I don't like those flimsy things.

You're not being honest.

It's not a problem for me.

Well, to each their own. - That's right.

And this is ours.

Yu-ka-ta.

Put it on.

H-Hey, what are you planning to do? S-Stop.

Here! - Ow!

Stop! Hey! No!

Take it off!

Hey! No! - Hold her down!

Come on, little girl! Leave everything to Daddy!

Too much!

Damn!

Oh. Akai!

Hey, you're both cold-blooded!

When I called for your help... Huh?

Y-You're wearing yukatas?

You two look pretty good in them.

Of course!

Only... them?

Is that what you came to tell us?

No! No!

Mimizuman has surfaced!

Mimizuman?

He's probably the one that made Mount Fuji...

So what?!

And why do you need to tell them things like this...

all the time?

Uh... well... because...

Well?

Because Mimizuman is...

What connection is there...

between Mica, Mew, and Mimizuman?

D-Did I say Mimizuman?

You did! You did!

The train will be arriving shortly in Terminal Two.

Please stand behind the white line.

Want to board?

E-Earthworm...

It's an earthworm!

This is easy.

In this crowd, we may not be able...

to see Konishi and the others.

I wonder if this is safe...

coming to a place like this after I told them...

that Mimizuman has appeared.

Candied apples! How nostalgic!

Akai... Huh?

Shit! I'm wearing a yukata, too!

Hey, Mister! Give me a beer!

Is it to drown your anger, Miss?

Damn! Where is she?

Oh! There she is!

Shoko!

Don't take off by yourself. You'll get lost.

So what? Why don't you stay with those two?

What are you so mad about?

Let me go! Let me go!

How could you?

My yukata!

I wonder where Akai and Shoko went?

Huh? What?

Well, I guess they're O.K.

Shall we play catch the goldfish?

Hey!

Commander!

Are you a okonomiyaki this time?

I was thinking it's about time you showed up.

Idiots!

You're forgetting about your mission again!

You know that Mimizuman is wreaking havoc...

on the people of Earth! Pepo.

But what are you doing instead?

I find you wearing ethnic costumes...

and playing around!

But fighting an earthworm isn't very fashionable.

It's not the type of job for us to do.

Sweet...

We're on our way at once!

Gimme a break! Pepo.

Conversion!

Activate!

Hyper-Dolls!

The star earring...

shows no mercy!

Let's go!

Look! It's the Hyper-Dolls!

It's the Hyper-Dolls!

Ouchy!

Ouch!

It was so dark, we couldn't see very well.

Are you Mimizuman?

You can tell just by looking at him.

Who are you guys?

You don't know the Hyper-Dolls?

That's absurd.

A-Are you trying to treat me like a hick?

Yes. - Yes.

Unforgivable!

Some kind of acid.

I see.

What a pain.

No!

Napalm!

No!

Mew!

What are you doing using the plasma ball...

in a tunnel?

Easy victory

Hyper-Doll

Shit! Ver Wurm's tracking system is damaged.

Hyper-Dolls...

this won't be forgotten.

Shoko, you're drunk.

Is there something wrong?

My sleeve was torn.

Yes, yes.

Akai, you're paying for everything today, O.K.?

Yes, Ma'am.

Gosh, I guess I can't buy memory for my computer again.

Hey, Shoko! I'm out of money!

Shoko!

What are you doing?

I heard some sounds like ahhhs and oohhs.

Ahhhs and oohhs, huh?

In places like this...

couples are usually (beep) or (beep).

B-Breasts!

You... per-vert!

Ahhhs and oohhs!

What?

What do you see?

House of Parliament!

Hey!

Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi...

Where is it?!

This Parliament of House!

Wh-What is it?

It's Mi-Mimizuman!

This doesn't seem to be the Parliament of House, either!

But...

that's all right!

I'll tear this place apart!

I'll teach you...

to fear evil!

Watch! Watch! Watch! Watch! Watch! Watch!

I'll eat you!

Shoko!

Hurry!

What a funny face!

That's it!

I'm pissed!

I didn't come here to be made a fool of!

You guys are dead!

H-H-H-Help!

Die, you bastard!

Get away, Shoko!

Hey! Were you the girl that made fun of me?

A-kai...

Akai!

Come back here, you idiot!

Die!

Oh. She's drunk.

That's why she got so reckless.

Wha-What's going on?

It's Mica and Mew!

Where did you go, huh?

What?

No! Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Hey!

Hey, it's Akai.

Yeah.

Hel...!

Hel...? What did he say?

I'm not sure.

But will Akai be all right?

He should be.

There was a rope near the area he's going to land.

Help me, you morons!

I don't get it. I just don't get it.

Napalm shoot!

It's too bright!

They did it!

His bones are crushed.

I don't think you can crush an earthworm's bones!

That's right. They don't have bones.

Earthworm jump!

What is that? - Fireworks.

Take this!

Earthworm counterattack!

Miracle starmine festival!

Sword kill!

Sword kill!

"V"!

We did it! Easy victory!

It seems that they were too much for Ver Wurm.

However...

It has become more interesting.

I could say that I saw Mica and Mew...

but they weren't wearing yukatas.

Instead, they were wearing some weird costume.

I wonder if it was my imagination.

I guess I was pretty drunk.

Hey! Hurry up and rescue me!

Why don't you just jump down?

What are you talking about? I can't swim!

Well, you'd better hurry.

That's a Niagara waterfall.

Save me, Hyper-Dolls!

Earth festivals are quite pretty, aren't they?

For a planet like this.

But what should we do? The earthworm may come back.

Why don't we put him into Mount Fuji's volcanic crater?

Yeah, right! Let's do that!

Where are you going?

To catch a goldfish.

I'm going, even if you try to stop me.

I'll go, too.

Earthworm pride...

Save me!

H-Hyper-Dolls!