Original subtitles

They willingly risk their lives.

Risk?

Our what?

Reincarnated within immortal bodies.

That's nothing new.

Crushing evil demons of the underworld.

Well, if we feel like it.

If the Dolls don't do it, who will?

Why don't you do it?

If the Dolls don't do it, who will?

Shut up!

The Earth is... The Earth is...

...in a big bind!

Leggy babes?

Uh-oh. Now I'm in trouble.

Hmm?

The pool?

Yeah!

You know, Shoko, Minazuki, and Fumizuki are going to go.

It doesn't matter.

You guys know that I can't swim.

But it's the pool.

Bikinis.

Thighs.

I'm not going.

Besides, I have to help out at home.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

I'm going home, too.

Shoko Aida.

Bikinis.

Thighs.

Mica Minazuki.

Mew Fumizuki.

Pool.

Bikinis.

Thighs!

Naive! You guys are so naive!

In spite of their cute looks...

those girls are cold-blooded, emotionless space creatures.

The punishment for discovering their true identity is...

death!

What should we do?

Why don't you drop him?

That way he'll never tell anyone.

Or...

shall we twist his head off?

Shall we twist his head off?

Stop it!

I suggest you avoid harming any protozoan life forms...

except in case of an emergency.

Huh?

Isn't this an emergency case, Commander?

Not in this case! Not in this case!

I'm not going to tell!

I won't tell anyone that you guys are the Hyper-Dolls.

I swear, I'll never talk!

They're all fooled by their physical appearances!

Well, are you going or not?

I'm going.

I guess it is a bit small.

Mica, that's because you bought such a skimpy suit...

without thinking how your body would fit into it.

Is this the mouth that said that?

That hurts. Let me show you how much.

That much.

It didn't hurt that much.

How's this?

No, it was about this much.

You mean... this much!

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Destruction of public property...

Minor Earth Offense, act 132.

Well, you did it!

Did something happen?

It's nothing. We're done changing.

W-what is it?

They don't have tails coming out anywhere.

Maybe my tail theory is kind of silly.

Oh, it's nothing.

I was thinking that both of you have great figures.

Yeah? But you've got great breasts, too, Shoko!

Really! Really!

Comment allez-vous?

Matsushita. Konishi...

So, you guys came here, too, huh?

Who'd guess we'd meet at a place like this?

What a coincidence.

Yeah, really.

Well, that was thrilling.

The water marine shooter, that is.

It sure was.

Aren't you going to do it, Akai?

L...

No way. He can't swim.

Right! In elementary school...

he dove after a straw hat that someone dropped in the river.

Since then, he's been afraid of the water.

I see. Could that someone be Shoko?

No, you're wrong.

No, you're wrong!

No, you're wrong.

No, you're wrong!

W-what is this?

Why are there jellyfish floating in the pool?

J-jellyfish?

This is gross!

C-could this be...

What?

Kurageman!

He came out, huh?

An o-octopus!

I am not!

This water... I will consume it.

The enticing aroma of chlorine makes it all the more delicious.

The tingly chlorine...

combined with the richness of colon bacillus is just...

When it travels down my throat...

But the chlorine is slightly...

it's slightly bitter just like that time...

when I ate something flavorless except for the...

T-trace of ammonia!

Damn you all!

How dare you taint my lunch today!

Conversion!

Activate!

Hey! Not here!

Help me! I can't swim!

Akai!

Oh...

Get off of me!

Get off of me!

I wish I could! Don't say such a cold thing!

You give me the creeps! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!

Cut it out! Stop it!

Huh?

H-help me!

Hey, the jellyfish are going away.

Help me!

They're disappearing.

Help me! I can't swim!

They're gone.

They completely vanished!

Help me! Please!

Hey, quit doing the same gag over and over.

Huh?

Detective Todo, what are you doing here?

Even I get days off.

Oh, yeah...

Let's not talk about that.

You were great!

You single-handedly defeated Kurageman.

Huh? I did?

You sure did!

All by yourself!

It was a brave deed.

Yay!

You were great!

I'm proud of you, Akai!

You're a hero!

Cool!

Before dawn today...

a swarm of grasshoppers and a school of jellyfish...

suddenly appeared in various parts of the Capital...

causing tremendous damage.

A jet which flew through the grasshoppers...

crash landed in the ocean.

Subways and other forms of transportation are in turmoil.

In other places...

We also have information that Inagoman and Kurageman...

have appeared.

Concern has spread throughout certain areas.

This is terrible.

I agree.

Huh? Sh-Shoko!

Don't just walk into a man's room.

What are you talking about now?

We're not in kindergarten or elementary school anymore.

You! Would a big hero say such petty things?

You're making fun of me.

But don't you think it's strange?

Why weren't the Hyper-Dolls summoned?

They usually come right away to a situation like that.

T-that's because even Dolls have busy days.

Dolls? You talk like you know them.

It's like you're a friend of theirs.

W-what are you talking about?

You know that's impossible!

Well, I've been thinking.

There's something that's been bugging me...

about Mica and Mew.

They're always around when something happens.

Do you think...

the Hyper-Dolls are...

Don't say things like that.

I-if you were to say something strange...

and someone was listening...

Those two are on some kind of weird energy level right now.

Humans are like that sometimes.

Let's buy a midnight snack then go home.

Akai sure panicked.

That's because Shoko's sharp.

Hmm.

The cuties are assembling together as expected of them.

However, according to Chaos's report...

three of them are supposed to assemble there, Dr. Zaiclit.

One is fairly late.

I see.

Well, the important thing is the result.

Isn't that right, Dr. Zaiclit?

You could say that.

I-it's a...

W-what is it?

Nago!

Citizens! Take shelter quickly!

Take shelter quickly!

Anyone crossing the police tape...

is interfering with official government duties...

and will be arrested immediately.

Nago! Nago!

Nago!

This is a TNS special report.

Shinjuku has been thrown into mass panic...

by the appearance of the giant Inagoman and Kurageman.

Inagoman is destroying buildings and structures...

while Kurageman uses his tentacles...

to suck up water from the area.

Rage.

Hyper-Doll...

protect the Earth.

A...

You know, there are some tasty things on Earth, too.

Although the nutritional balance is bad.

After we complete our mission...

and return back to Central Galaxy...

do you want to sell something like this and get rich?

No way!

You might take all the profits.

I thought you were supposed to be on a diet.

Personally, I think you're so fat...

that you should be worried about it...

but you're the one who decided to diet.

If you want to be as slim as I am...

Wait a minute!

When did I say I wanted to be like you?

Didn't you say that?

Oh, I guess you didn't.

I wouldn't have said that.

Mew, you must be confused.

I really like my face and my body very much!

The reason I'm dieting...

is so I can be more perfectly attractive.

That's why you want to be like me, eventually, right?

How many times...

Huh? - Huh?

Akai.

While Inagoman and Kurageman...

are running rampant in Shinjuku...

I wonder what the protectors of justice are doing!

Huh? Did it already begin?

Now I know.

Mew's self-conscious...

about the back of her head being flat...

and she's trying to hide it with that hairstyle.

What?

What part of me did you say is flat?

The back of your head.

Did you see it?

Both of you!

You must be hiding it with that hairstyle.

Hey! Come on!

Everyone...

Hyper-Dolls, please get over here now!

Huh?

Here's your pineapple salami pizza.

Thanks.

Huh?

Pepo! Pepo!

Hey!

C-Commander!

What are you doing not attending to your mission?

Uh, everyone, well, what can I say?

Why, how did the table get like this?

Uh, everything is O.K.

I'll pay for it.

Or wash dishes. I can do it all.

I'm a servant, a love slave, so...

Uh, ma'am, it must be tough every day.

Let me give you a shoulder rub.

Uh, no? No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Hey, you over there.

You've got a nice chest.

Want to go out with me sometime?

Do you want to change the code name?

Of course we'll have to change your costumes...

at the same time as well.

For some reason, instead of Lovely Angels, it's...

Easy Fighters, Sweet Angels. Pepo, Pepo.

No!

Anything but...

Quickly, leave right now!

Boy, I have a lot of hardships.

Maybe I should die early.

Huh?

Are you still here?

Hurry, leave!

Akai.

What?

This time there are two opponents.

Mica doesn't believe she can win.

Liar!

Kurageman's opponent should still be Akai.

Huh?

Stop it!

I don't like it!

What are you guys thinking of?

You're cold-blooded animals!

Put me down!

Nago!

Nago!

What are the Hyper-Dolls doing?

Rage!

I don't like it!

Even if I die, I don't like it!

Let me go home!

Conversion!

Activate!

Hyper-Doll!

The star earring...

will show no mercy!

Is what we say!

Oh, they finally came.

We're counting on you, Hyper-Dolls!

Akai!

Where did you go?

They've got to be kidding.

Darn him.

I'm not going to be responsible, all right?

I can't hang around for your jokes.

Jokes?

Mica, you go ahead and become a Sweet Angel.

Oh, well. I'll tease Akai next time.

I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

What's going on inside their heads?

Napalm!

Shoot!

Rage!

Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

Rage!

Rage!

We're counting on you, Hyper-Dolls.

What are you asking them?

There!

Nago!

Break through to the center.

Water marine shooter!

Take that and that and that and that!

Jet screw water!

Take that!

Nago!

Zero cannon!

Rage! What did we do?

You are better than me.

I-I only said Nago for my dialogue.

Just listen to me. My voice is like this.

Listen to me.

They did it!

That's the Hyper-Dolls!

Our Hyper-Dolls!

Thank you, Hyper-Dolls.

Jeez! People today!

We did it! Easy victory!

They're strong...

however, there is one more.

"EASY VICTORY FOR DOLLS"

"MASS PANIC IN WEST SHINJUKU"

"YOU DID IT, HYPER-DOLLS"

Cool!

They said that 95% of the people...

were watching the live report.

I got it all on video.

Me, too.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

It's too small.

I can't make out their faces.

They're only able to enlarge it 20 times.

I really want to see the Hyper-Dolls' faces.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Akai, where did you disappear to?

How should I know?

How can you ask me?

I'm not speaking to you guys anymore.

What is he mad about?

Well...

Well, we won't speak to him, either.

Uh...

wait a minute.

I want you guys to pay this.

He's speaking to us.

It's a bill from Chiliburger for the table and trays.

He's speaking, he's speaking.

Let's have a time-out right now!

Are you really an elementary school student?

Very suspicious.

Pay it.

I want to buy more computer memory.

We're not speaking to each other, right?

Right.

Now!

Something is tunneling toward the Earth's surface.

The Hyper-Dolls confront their most challenging crisis.

Hey, are the two of you going to be comfortable...

wearing yukata while you protect the Earth?