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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Aren't you Janice from the Pussy Slayers?

Yeah, that's me.

Can I help you?

I'm your biggest fan!

What are you doing out here?

Aren't you supposed to be in New York?

Uh, yeah, I mean, that's where the rest

of the band is, but they're a bunch

of slackers, so, you know, I'm here.

Well, do they all split up, you guys,

together still?

Um, not really, but I am looking for

some new members.

Are you a musician?

Yeah, yeah, I play the drums.

Yeah, I totally play the drum sum.

You play the drum sum, alright.

Well, where do you live?

Oh my gosh, I actually live, like, right

up the corner.

Okay, why don't you, uh, show me some

of that drum stuff?

Really?

You wanna?

Yes!

Oh my gosh, yes, yes, yes!

Alright.

Okay, here we are.

Can you put it on here?

So, this is your place?

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I live, yeah, in

this house.

Yeah, um, it doesn't look like a girl

like you would have a room that looks

like this.

It's my, it's my parents.

I just, I just wanted to impress you.

It's a lot more modern than my room

is, I guess.

Right, right, you just wanted to impress me.

So, um...

You wanna see my drumming?

Oh, oh my gosh.

Alright, I can show you this totally.

Alright, so I was just practising the other

day.

Oh yeah, I can't see, get a little

closer.

Yeah?

Killing it.

You know, you're, um, you're cute.

Thanks.

I mean, do you like the drums?

Yeah, the drums.

What are you doing?

Well, you know, you said you're my biggest

fan.

I am, I really am, I really am.

So, you wanna fuck me or what?

I don't even, I just don't even, I

don't even know what to, like, uh...

I mean, if not, I can, like, I

can leave.

No, no, no, no, no, please.

No, no, I'll do, I'll do whatever you

want.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, alright.

So, I'd say you're a really neat new

drummer.

Yeah, you're totally a new drummer.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Mmm.

I'm so good at drums.

Like, like really, I'm just like...

I bet you are so good at drums.

You should show me other things that you're

so good at.

Like, like what?

Um, well, I'm gonna leave that.

You tell me.

Um, um...

Is this gonna get me in the band?

Or...

Yeah, yeah, totally.

Um, um...

Uh...

Uh-huh.

Mmm.

Uh-huh.

Mmm.

Wow.

Mmm.

me Help me.

Help me.

Help me.

Help me.

You're making me sad.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fuck.

I really want this to end.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

It tastes so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, it feels very good.

What?

Oh, yeah.

Oh

Another reason to be your biggest fan

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh Oh

Oh Oh Oh Oh

Oh Oh Oh Oh

R.

R.

Please, make me come.

R.

Uh-huh.

All right, there.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Repeat.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Like that.

Like that.

Ha, ha.

Uh-huh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Oh, yeah, yes, yes, yes.

Oh-oh-oh-oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Please!

Oh, right fucking there!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, So you're gonna call me

about, you know, the position?

Yeah, yeah, um, the band.

Yeah.

Yeah, I will definitely call you.

Uh, what instrument are you playing again?

The drums.

Right, right, right.

I play the drums.

I'm so fucking, I'm so good at them.

I mean, yeah, just call me.

Yeah, the drums.

You remember, right?

Yeah, um, what was your name?

Carmen.

Carmen's my name.

Right, uh, Carmen plays the drums.

Carmen plays the drums, yeah.

Um, it was, uh, it was nice meeting

you, Carmen.

God, you would not believe it!

I just got my pussy slayed by the

Pussy Slayer!

I know, I know, Janice!

The fucking hot one, yeah.

I know.