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A lot of customers used to tell us we had the best hamburgers on the beach.

That's when my parents retired to Arizona, leaving the restaurant to me

and my older brother Neil to run.

They left us the house we grew up in, too.

But now I should call it Neil's house since he's moved back in with his wife

and kids.

It was all supposed to be 50-50.

My best friend, Nicola, she's practically family.

So the day she stopped eating meat was the day Neil started cooking it.

Some days I think of becoming a vegetarian, too.

You get the rags, Frankie.

Having this dream.

How much do you think a good used car costs?

I can't do this another summer.

I'll be sticking body holes when I'm 50.

Because then there's insurance.

And that costs a lot at home.

I'm done just looking at you.

You're not hot as fuck.

And you can't go swimming in this.

It's one more day, Frankie.

I know.

There's going to be people on this beach.

I mean, we're going to be walking around. There's going to be people.

People.

Maybe you should start working on your tan.

Bye.

shoes and we can do boulevards well i mean we gotta do something friday night

I think I'm probably going to go home.

What, and watch Rerun?

They eat like their father. Outside.

Outside now.

You're not doing anything tonight, Frankie?

You want some?

No, thanks, Marion.

No, wait. You gotta spit the seed.

Go ahead, spit the seed part out.

Seed part?

Spit this part out.

Go ahead.

Hello?

Who's this?

Who is this?

No?

Yeah.

Hello?

T.

No, it's Frankie.

Um, he gave it to me.

Yeah.

Nothing.

It's good. It's busy.

Now.

Yeah,

you remember Nicola?

Um, well, we were wondering if maybe you and, like, a friend

here might want to do something later.

Yeah, we were just... No,

that's cool.

So did she come yet or what?

She's late.

But when she gets here, it's no problem, right?

She's got to show up first.

She'll be here.

She's, like, totally reliable.

Well, she's got to talk to Neil.

That's cool. They really owe you one, Frankie.

I told you, I don't think he needs anybody.

I've never exactly worked in a restaurant before, but I have worked

with food.

Well, that's close enough.

Yeah, oh, when we were in Hawaii, I was leading this bike tour.

It was a horrible job. We had to get up at 5 a.m. in the morning to fix these

sandwiches to stick in the snack lunches.

He's a tramp.

That surprised me, girlfriend.

Where'd you get her from?

Beaded Punk.

It does get busy around lunchtime. Listen, you have nothing to worry about.

I've got it. All sorts of jobs that I'm not qualified for.

I pick up like that.

Frankie, get her a uniform that fits.

Oh, see that? I told you I'd hook you up.

Oh, man.

See, thanks, hombre.

I owe you one.

Yeah, well, you're not supposed to be in here with that shoes.

Pick up!

Pick up!

Josie!

You got the dog here. Let's go.

Take this

with you. Counter.

waitress I've ever had.

Man, ain't it worth it?

Woof.

Hey.

Hey.

What did you think?

Aw, this job's a cinch.

Want to kiss for me?

No.

I gotta close.

Okay. See you next time?

I told her I couldn't give her a rare hamburger. I just flipped out.

What, you?

Yeah, she said if we had any confidence in our meat, I could give it to her

rare.

Bitch.

Pardon me, miss.

My, my, look at this hamburger.

We seem to be lost.

We're looking for Myrtle Beach, but I seem to have landed in heaven.

Well.

That makes me Sister Rose, I suppose.

You are most definitely a heavenly creature, if that's your meaning.

Why, you sweet boy, you.

Bill Dunlap.

Nicola Jenrette.

Tell me, Miss Jenrette, does the thought of drinks, dinner, and watching the sun

set in the West hold any fascination for you?

I think I could be persuaded.

It's just a little complication.

Jake over here is kind of fussy.

You think you could, uh, lose your friend?

Fuck you, Phil.

Can we go?

I'm not impressed by some dickhead driving Daddy's car.

Are you?

Wait here. I gotta pee.

You want to try?

No way.

Peggy, I wanted to thank you for helping me get my job.

It was nothing.

Where's Brad?

Oh, he was around here.

Why are you looking at me like that?

I gotta go.

I'll see you later.

Just one?

I just want to order something to go.

Here.

Can I have six hamburgers with the lettuce and tomato on the side? No

bread, no fries.

You just want the burgers?

Just the patty. Well done.

8.50.

Leave it for a minute.

I'll be right outside.

Frankie. I think I want to.

What? I want your body.

Let's see what all the burgers.

Hey, puppy.

No.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Sorry.

They're just looking out for me, but if they see we're friends.

I need to get back to work.

What's your name?

I'm Frankie.

Sorry if they scared you.

Oh, that's how I met Brad.

Because Jeff took me on the cruise.

Jeff, that was the mailman?

Yeah.

It was sad.

We finally get to Hawaii, and the cops come and arrest him right off the ship.

He's stolen his credit card right out of his mailbag.

Oh, my God, really?

Yeah.

They wouldn't even let me on the ship, not even to get my stuff.

Yeah, there's got to be a reason why she's like that.

Do you want some?

Go ahead.

Well, that was Hawaii.

But at least you've been places.

Yeah, I've never been anywhere since Arizona.

Cut me off!

I'm just testing Marianne's reflexes.

Come on, Frankie, go get another picture.

No, don't make any more of me in here, okay? Get them off.

Don't fuck around, because she'll fire your ass.

Why were you in Arizona?

Oh, because my parents moved there when they retired.

Holy shit, was it hot in Arizona.

You know how they say there's no humidity there? My ass, I know, I

sweated my tits off.

Frankie's dad was like, don't leave the house without your water bottles. No one

in Arizona leaves their house without their water bottles.

A couple of kids went out into the desert with a six-pack of Pepsi and

never came back.

Because you did, didn't you?

Because he never left the house without a water bottle.

Hey, Frankie.

Hey, Steve.

What are you doing here?

Working.

I work here.

We got some great sales.

Ow! Turn it off!

Turn it off!

I love this song!

Hey, what are you doing? Ow! Yeah!

Come on!

Come on!

What do you think?

It's kind of, uh, skimpy.

Yeah.

Who's that?

O.T.?

Uh, we used to hang out.

Why don't you talk to him?

I don't know, it's weird.

It's not like we were really close or anything.

You didn't like him?

Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Okay, you know how some people call people's body parts like he or she?

Uh-huh.

He used to do that. It was really weird.

Not that if anybody else did it, it would be weird.

All my parts were like him.

Ew.

What? He called my breath a boy if he'd be like, does he like that?

That'd be gay.

I don't know. I think he just did that.

For a second.

That's like a fuck-me dress.

You think?

Got ten bucks?

Payback.

I couldn't cook a goddamn thing. Any order comes back to that kitchen without

prices on it. You understand?

I'm not running some friggin' soup kitchen.

Don't run with your mouth full.

Those kids can't hack it.

Just take them off the floor. I'm losing money. Not nearly as much as that bar.

When the hell is that?

Look, why don't you call a meeting with everyone?

Now, do I have time for that?

And then there's your friend, who hasn't gotten an order right yet with the big

boobs. I like them big.

You want to stop fooling around?

Who's got big boobs?

The proudest. What?

So why am I going dancing with her tonight?

Are you going dancing, Frances?

So?

Whose idea was that?

It was mine.

The slut's coming to pick us up.

She's coming here?

Since when do you dance?

I know, like I've only asked her about a zillion times.

Frankie dances like this.

Hey,

Marianne, guess what?

What? Francis is going dancing.

You're going dancing?

That's great.

Enough. Can we just... Hola.

Que pasa?

Hey, you guys.

Hey.

Wow. What's happening?

This is nice.

How's everybody?

Look at this. Hey there, big guy. Look at these.

He's wearing fruit baskets on his feet.

It's called macrame now.

How are you enjoying your new job?

Oh, it's easy. Oh, yeah, you should see her. She's natural.

Are we ready?

You catch these?

Yeah.

I didn't know you were coming.

Yeah, that's for you.

You're a big fat liar.

John Henry caught these.

See you all later.

Bye-bye.

I'm chilling now, man. Go have some fun. How you doing?

Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.

This freak right here?

Let me get some ID.

Look, no ID, no part. Get to the back of the line, all right?

Give me your hand.

No drinking tonight, all right? Get inside.

Get him out of my room, guys.

Hey,

where have you been?

I was trying to get these things off.

Do you want to go down?

I'm sure that it's fine.

We'll feel better, no, that's another time.

She's a discord.

Another problem.

She wants to leave.

Certified. Certifiable.

You want some? Come on.

Come on.

Whoa.

Man, what you know him?

You know her?

She's nuts.

All right there, Jeeps.

Hey, Brad.

Hey. Hey, Brad. Yeah.

What?

Hey, don't you want to ride?

No, you guys go.

Man, you come here every week, man. It's the same idea, man. You can't get in.

You're too young.

Get out of here, man.

And I want to go to Coney Island.

Put myself in all that now.

Is it the truth?

In your heart, you knew I was not free.

Tell me I was not deceived.

I tried to deny her existence.

You're home early.

Did you have a good time?

Yeah, it's okay.

Where's Nicola?

No, she left with some boy.

God, to show you there's someone for everybody.

He's a Marine.

Oh.

They

begged

me to let them stay up and watch this stupid movie. Now I'm hooked.

Yeah, this is Nikki's favorite.

You know, Frankie, you really shouldn't take me up too serious.

I know we're all working really hard and not seeing any money either.

I know.

I'm drowning.

I'm drowning.

Ted. Come on, man.

Ted.

Ted.

Look, don't worry about it. I don't care.

You don't?

It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable.

Ted.

He had too much to drink. Just let him sleep at home.

Frankie? Frankie, wake up!

You're not sleeping, you faker.

Nicola, you can't stay here tonight.

What happened?

Oh, Frankie, what if I never see him again?

I mean, he's a Marine. Where else are you going to go? But, I mean, what if he

didn't recognize me or something?

I'm going to have to put something on that.

Oh, Frankie. Ow, he's got this friend. This friend, Ted.

I mean, he's a little weird, but I really think you're going to like him.

Frankie, I've changed.

Good. I'm in love.

Good.

I might even be nice to Josie.

Did he get a scar?

Cool.

Earrings, eye rings, nose rings. Hey, hey, you want another hold?

Hey, I got an idea.

I want to curse you.

Spray for my friends.

Thanks.

I'm sure you'd love to cause me pain, though.

Then flatter yourself.

I'd love to cause anyone pain.

Besides, I've turned over a new leaf.

Right, Frankie?

Between love.

With who?

That Hawaiian guy.

That Hawaiian guy?

This is the man I'm going to marry. You call him that Hawaiian guy?

Who are you going to marry?

How can you be in love with someone you just met?

You tell me. You're the one running around falling for any guy with a bus

ticket.

You said anything about love.

Who are you in love with?

Oh, it's the Marine.

Jarhead?

You in love with a Jarhead? Yeah.

He can beat people up for entertainment when the cable goes out.

I did people up for you.

What am I paying you for?

Which one is it? Who's the object of your affection?

Kalani or Ted?

Who's Ted?

That would be Kalani's imaginary friend.

His best friend, folks.

What? You're in love with someone you just met and he's an imaginary friend?

Yeah.

You got a problem with that?

No, I just think it's a little weird.

It's love.

When you're in love, you become very open-minded.

Hey, girl.

You may not know this, but I lie awake at night thinking about how beautiful

you are.

All I wish is you were lying next to me and I could just watch you sleep for

hours.

Hey, what happened to your head?

You ready?

Lamp, don't worry. She's not really in love. She's just walked into a door.

Shut up, Frankie.

You walked into a door, huh?

That figures.

Blinded by love, eh?

Can I pull over?

Lamp!

Jesus, blabbing my personal stuff all over the place?

Sorry.

doing a science experiment with you.

I'm gonna go.

Now you have the restaurant.

No, I don't care about the restaurant.

It's Neil's problem.

I just need a car.

So get a car.

i should really get home no don't go yet stay a

little while

What time is it?

Frankie, come on.

What? Just let me.

I can't.

I gotta go home.

Morning, bud.

Morning, darling.

Where's the absolute ruler?

Not here yet.

Get a haircut or something?

No.

Where's Josie?

She's not here yet.

She's supposed to be working all day.

So she'll probably be in any minute.

Well, what time was she supposed to be starting?

I'm not sure.

Where's Josie?

Brad just came by and was like, how am I supposed to know? Don't get snappy with

me.

Frankie? What?

We've known each other how long?

Forever, we've been friends, right?

I don't exactly think friends, Brad.

I don't know where she is.

Dammit, Frankie, where'd you go last night?

Nowhere, I went home.

You're bullshitting, Frankie.

You know what, Brad? I wouldn't tell you even if I did. Oh, you wouldn't tell me?

Well, you listen to me, little pink pig. You think nobody wants to be around you

because you're such a miserable fucking downer, but that's not it.

Because you're as ugly as a clam.

I mean, you're such an asshole that I want somebody to put me out of my misery

because I'm standing here looking at you.

And that's the truth.

No, I'm sad.

Oh, where have you been?

What does it matter?

Are you going to answer me? No.

Holy shit.

Hey Frankie, you can start here.

What's this?

Uh, reduces puffiness.

What's this?

It softens your cuticle.

Open your pores, clean your pores, close your pores.

No, Frank, you gotta get out of here before I split you back.

Cracking. Cracking?

So you're going to stay with us for a little while?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure, okay.

What happened?

No. No, no, no.

Don't give her the satisfaction.

I'm going to take care of it.

Don't move. Just stay here. Just trust me, Brad.

I'm on your side.

I want to make everything work out. What the hell is she doing here?

Stay out of it. Why should I?

Don't sit down.

No, sit down.

Just sit down.

Don't sit down.

Thank you. Sit down.

Sit down. I'm taking care of it. Stay!

Do you have any idea what she did to Brad?

Why don't you fuck off? Why don't you mind your own business?

Cola, please.

She doesn't belong here.

Who belongs here? Friends.

Friends belong here. Old friends.

Like the ones from second grade.

That counts for something. Or maybe you forgot that.

Brad!

I'm not dead.

and move out her stuff.

Oh, I get it. It was the two of you. Yeah, I helped her. So where's she

staying now?

With us.

I knew it! Frankie, you're such a sucker! She's just using you!

Nicole, how many times have I given you a place to stay? Mia, I'm different!

Yeah, you're jealous.

Of her?

Yeah, because she gets more attention than you. Oh, she does not!

you talking about are you blind you're crazy i

feel sorry for you yeah i feel sorry for you frankie and another thing i'm sick

of you hanging on to me like a leech

Thank you.

Thanks for letting me stay here.

There you go.

Can we

tell them to

leave?

It's okay. You don't have to wait.

No, it's all right.

Frankie, have you washed the rug yet?

Why?

Because this one's dirty.

So what do you want to do tonight?

No, I've got plans.

What are you doing here?

Hey, girl.

Hey.

See you later.

Frankie, would you be at all interested in

getting baked?

I don't know. I don't think he looks like a golfer.

You should think my sister is eight months pregnant and she can play.

probably go.

What

do

you think is beautiful?

You mean like things?

Or a person?

Or a place?

Music and anything.

The ocean.

I think the ocean's beautiful.

You like being next to me?

I think so.

Okay. I have to go.

What did I do?

Oh, why didn't you just say so?

Sorry, did I wake you?

Who are you talking to?

I wasn't talking to anyone.

But what did he say?

What could he say with my head between my legs?

At least he tried to be nice.

Frankie, when you first start using that stuff, it gives you zits.

Do you want to do something else?

Yeah, yeah.

Is Frankie around?

Yeah.

But she's busy right now.

Yes?

Remember me?

Pete?

pools of apologies.

It's a crazy bong.

I'm actually trying to forget about all that. You're right. Any normal person

would. Especially the Bristol cream. Let me make it up to you.

Give us another chance.

No, really.

I'm sorry.

The dogs are sorry.

Even my bong is.

Well, maybe not that. Sorry. But I knew I just... Sorry.

Woohoo! Yes!

So

how

long are you going to be here?

That. Depends on the story.

What story?

Well, I meet a cool girl.

She was all woman.

Six feet one floored me.

Man, oh man, she broke my heart.

She didn't have a green card and had to go back to Norway right after I met her.

Did you get her address?

You know what?

That's when I saw you.

Then I met this sweet young lady right here and she just makes me feel better.

And I realized all this happened because

I was meant to know you.

What he wait I'm

sorry

Okay,

I Have a present for you big hand

We can borrow it for the next time I do something stupid.

So how'd it go with tie-dye last night?

It was in a heap.

Oh, a heap.

As in Heathcliff?

Don't say anything.

I didn't say a word.

I know what you're thinking.

I wasn't thinking anything.

But if you want to know... What?

Nothing.

Listen.

Have a ball.

Really.

Just, um... Peace.

I don't know.

I just wouldn't get that involved.

Frankie. Frankie, wake up.

You're not going to be all grudge-holding now, are you?

So, what do you want to do?

I don't know. What do you want to do?

This one has a dishwasher, garbage disposal.

There's some two bedrooms.

And it's almost like being...

Wow.

Look at this design.

Makes me think two people could get good and comfortable running around in this

thing, huh?

See you in the country.

Do you like leeks?

Leeks? You mean like onions?

No. No.

Leeks.

I don't know. I never really thought about them.

You saute them up with a little ginger.

You know what ginger does?

What?

It makes you feel.

$139.99 a month sends you right out in this baby.

Chip Green.

And I can get you approved in less than one hour.

Now let me tell you about this baby.

She's a classic.

Wow, you look nice.

So, tonight's the big night, eh?

It's just dinner.

He's making leeks.

Leeks? You mean like onions?

They're like onions.

That's cool.

Do what you want to do.

I do

I'll

be over at the club

I don't know. I just kind of say stuff like, you want a beer?

But he doesn't drink it.

No, Kalani drinks it and says he's apparently dead.

So who pays for it?

So you going to Frankie's?

Why not?

Hey, Frank, how you doing?

How you doing? This is Amanda.

Have a good time. We're going to dance.

Thank you.

Hey.

Did you take it out?

No. Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I'm late.

We hit it already.

You want some cereal?

Nothing.

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, did you?

Yeah.

I gotta get to work.

Oh, I'll drive you.

No, it's okay. I like the walk.

I'll see you later.

Okay. Thanks.

Bye.

When I take prisoners swimming

They have

the time of their life

I

love to watch them

floating on their back

unburdened

and relaxed

Sit in the tall grass and look your way.

We are constantly on trial.

It's a way to be free to go

or drive

to

the highest place

I can find.

Standing on a cliff, goose wet.

Watching the wind rip the leaves from the trees.

Hey, Lance.

What's up?

What's the call?

I don't know. I haven't seen him.

What are you doing here?

Keeping the peace.

Yeah, okay.

Josie, did you see Nicola?

Did Lance tell you what happened?

No, tell me what?

Found Nicola. I thought he would have heard.

Josie, what happened?

She got herself in a real mess, but Kalani got arrested.

She got arrested?

Yeah, and they held it up and busted up a motel room.

You knew this and you didn't tell me.

Frankie, I'm sorry, but she hasn't exactly been nice to you.

Besides, Jeeper said Brad was gonna bail her out anyway.

You going swimming, Frankie?

Yeah, where's Nicola?

Are you just catching some rice?

Fuck you.

What happened?

You didn't hear?

Nicola found out that Kalani was cheating on her.

But it was Ted who was with the girl.

What? You don't get it?

Ted was using Kalani's willy to do the cheating.

Well, why didn't you go bail her out?

Because I don't have $500.

Where is she?

Up at the bay.

Would you relax? It can only hold her for ten days.

Yeah, I need money.

Oh, so do I.

I'm cold in jail.

Well, about time somebody locked her up.

Yeah.

How much?

Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn't pay $500 to bail your ass out of jail.

You hear that, bud? She has me for $500.

Yeah.

Let her stay in jail.

I don't know why I asked you. This is my money, too.

Frankie!

Get your hand out of that register.

All right, it's mine.

What do you think I'll do with this?

Damn sure I know. I don't get half of what I should, that's for sure.

Frankie, Frankie, you walk out of here with that money? What, are you going to

fire me, Neil?

Tell you what, Neil, you're fired. I fire you. You hear that?

Huh?

Listen, I know you're my brother, and it's your job to give me a hard time.

I understand that, and I forgive you for that.

But can I borrow the car?

Are you out of your mind?

Hey,

you.

I'm climbing the water tower to bathe beneath the sun.

A few miles in the clear blue water, I can't see my house from

here.

I'm climbing the water tower, won't you join?

You want to tell me what happened?

You want to tell me where you got this city?

Do you have any idea what it took me to get here? Well, yeah, well, I didn't ask

you to come, did I?

Can you just say thank you?

Look, fuck off. I got other things on my mind, Frankie.

Fuck off.

You tell me to fuck off? Yeah, you heard me. Just let me out of this heap.

You want to get out?

Get out.

Get out.

You heard me. Get out.

If you need me, I'll be there.

If you need me, you know.

I don't know.

I think maybe I have a plan.

You got more overhead.

Jewelry, sterilization, rent.

String. String, yeah.

That gets pricey.

Nicole always said...

Frank, you don't need to buy a car. You just gotta make friends with people that

already have one.

But I want my own car.

So I'll just get a car.

It's gonna be strange, though, driving around somewhere away from the ocean.

Know that I can't go swimming whenever I want to.

country though there was some nice over there

now I

don't know where I'm going

all I know

I'll hit the ground running.

Now I don't know where I'll go.

All I know is I'll miss the ground.

The internet.

is the lowest gem.

The bitter man rots from within.

I've seen his smile yellow and brown.

The bitterness

Brought him down.

I have to leave the country.

Though there was some a nice host.

Now I don't know.

Get the ground running.

Get the ground running.