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Probably in a show.

Shit, I'm filthy.

I hate to be late.

Ooh, I didn't know they made these anymore.

Shit.

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry I'm late. Are you Daisy?

Yes. Hi, are you Jennifer?

I'm sorry I'm late. My flight was delayed in Denver. No, that's okay. I

was just catching up on some reading.

So, are you a pilot?

No, no. I'm just a flight attendant.

I bet you're not just anything.

Pardon me?

Oh, isn't this just what you were looking for?

It's not. Where's the master?

It's this way.

Follow me.

You had mentioned in your initial phone call that you were looking for privacy.

I think you'll find that this master is very secluded and quiet.

I was hoping for a large pub. Is there a pool or jacuzzi? No, but I do have

another listing that you may be interested in. Do you have time to see

it now?

Definitely. We're looking to move soon.

We?

Yes, some of us from the airline. We live together so we can afford more

house. But none of us are home much.

Are you sure this is in my price range? Believe it or not, it is.

The owner said price is so complete.

This is gorgeous.

They just finished it when they found out they were getting transferred.

They're in Seattle now looking for a new home.

I would be heartbroken if I built this and had to leave.

Ice maker, state-of-the-art refrigerator, and range.

Oh, the pool. I'd love having a pool. Let me show you the master. I think

you'll like it.

Isn't this delicious?

What are you doing? Aren't you afraid the owners are going to come home and

see you? I told you. They're in Seattle.

Oh, you're going to love this.

Isn't it so inviting?

Oh, you have no idea. I'm still wearing Tokyo to Kennedy from yesterday.

That's not mine.

Just a minute.

Ugh, that looks so good.

Wait, the appraisal doesn't cover the note?

Then get another one.

Another appraisal.

Yeah, I'll hold.

oh wow

Comfy? I couldn't resist.

Please, I want you to fill it home.

I won't use a towel. I'll just drip dry.

Or I could lick you dry.

I'm afraid if you licked me, I wouldn't be very dry.

I'll be right back.

I know where I went. I told you.

I love you.

Thank you.

That's in your seat belt.

Am I squishing you?

No, but I wish you would.

Now, where have I heard that before?

Yes, I'm here.

I'm on it.

You'll hear from me when I'm in.

Hey, JL Security, anyone home?

you

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm fine.

My 20 is inside the house.

Everything's secure.

It looks like the owner just left the door wide open.

Good.

Why are you whispering?

Oh, I'm not whispering.

Everything checks out. I'll come in and file a report.

Don't bother with that this afternoon.

You're at the end of your shift.

Just secure the home and call it a day.

That's a 10-4.

Um, yes, hello.

Who's there?

AJL security, ma'am.

There was a call.

God, is that dirty old bastard from next door, is he looking through my fence

again? No, no, your door was wide open. A concerned neighbor must have thought

you'd been broken into.

I feel so safe now, officer.

Judy, AJL security.

I'm Jennifer, nice to meet you. You checked out the house, everything's

okay? Yep, no one's in there.

But everything looks secure here, so I think I'm going to get going.

But wait a minute. Would you like to have something to drink? I bet you get

thirsty chasing criminals all day.

No, that's not necessary.

Just glad to see that you're safe and secure.

Are you sure? I have some ice cold beer in the cooler.

You have beer in that cooler?

Exactly. How long have you been standing there?

Long enough.

Thank you.

I wish you would.

You want to play where we finish the game?

When?

Shall we make it competitive?

Like the loser loses something?

Or the winner wins something?

Or the winner makes first blood?

I feel so much better now.

Good. Come over here to me.

Are you still watching those stupid cop shows?

I love them.

This is for me?

Yes. You're gonna need it.

So... Wow.

Have you made your first choice yet?

No peeking.

But honey, you are the winner.

I know.

I love you so much, Judy. I love you too, Shelby.

So good.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, beauty.

After a good thing? Yeah.

So... Did you wanna fuck me with that... big cell phone?

Uh, no.

But I'm gonna fuck you alright.

Honey, you know we never do that thing right.

I have this idea, and I think it'll work.

All right, you first.

Wow.

Hey.

Ooh.

um

Oh, you're right, baby.

This way does work.

I'm scared the shit out of you, that's all.

I'm sorry, girl.

Let me help you clean this shit up. No, don't worry about it.

It's Monday, we're below, so I'll get it later.

Monday? Yeah.

Girl, I've got your bike outside.

It works like a dream now. Really? Yeah. Awesome, I've missed it.

How much do I owe you?

No, really, Mara. How much do I owe you?

Girl, don't worry about it. It's not that much.

Jet set.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Well, nothing was found at cleanup.

That corner booth?

It was your mom's second husband's...

First diamond ring.

You loved him like a father, even though he wasn't.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Well?

I'll give it another look over, and I'll call you back.

Yeah, bye.

Fuck.

What's up, girl?

Somebody left a ring. They think it's in the back corner booth.

I can't see shit under here. Will you go get my flashlight?

There you go. My little help.

Fuck. Let me move before you... Thanks. That's much better.

So what does it look like?

She said it's a star with diamonds in the middle.

Huh.

I wonder if it's beneath the cushions.

I know.

Just by telling what's in between these cushions. I know. This booth has seen a

lot of action over the years.

Yeah. I'm thirsty.

Me too.

Ah, that tequila sounds pretty good. Too bad we broke it.

Girl, this is a bar. There's plenty.

Let's go have some chocolate. Girl, let me get it for you. Okay. You stay right

here and look for the ring, and I'll be right back. All right, thanks.

What goes on back here? Well, I'm behind the bar.

Oh, my gosh. If you only knew.

And who's this?

I've been looking for that.

Come on, let's do a shot.

My God. What is this?

I think it's one of those new tongue vibrators, isn't it?

Maybe it's the one that's...

It's what it is. I've never seen one.

Huh.

It still works.

Powerful.

Okay, give me a good roll.

One night, Zoe, we were sitting here and

we were doing body shots.

I mean, real body shots.

I've never done a body shot.

You've never done a body shot?

No. You mean to tell me you've never done a body shot?

No. Well, I'm going to show you how it's done. No, I don't want to.

You'll love it. You'll love it. I'm going to have to push up this side a

little bit.

For the salt.

A little salt right here.

It tickles.

You are going to love this.

Oh, wow.

Delicious.

Okay, now.

Oh, yeah, now. Lay down on your stomach.

Okay.

Oh, you're scaring me.

So you like body shots?

Mm-hmm.

Me too.

So you keep these around just in case?

No, I find it over there in the bar.

Well, what are you doing?

You know what I'm doing.

You're scaring me.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hi Debbie.

You look good enough to eat.

Thank you.

I'm glad I called you to fix my car.

Me too.

So, what do I owe you?

Well, this is the new water pump.

Uh-huh.

And the battery.

Uh-huh.

I'd much rather give you a total over dinner.

Uh-huh.

Am I stressing you?

No, but I wish you would.

Now where have I heard that before?