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so how's everyone's day today

honey what did you do today

one second

did you have a good day at work sweetie

oh my gosh this is hilarious

I don't know how other moms get their families

together for dinner and they actually enjoy it

but I do know that

desperate times calls for desperate measures

hey

what's going on hey

what's going whoa whoa whoa what the heck

I've always dreamt of a family that

enjoyed spending time together at dinner

but unfortunately I got the one

who only pays attention to their own phones well

if taking them away

is how I'm gonna get a proper family dinner

with no electronics

then that's what I'll do cause you don't need anything

and then she's gonna take a picture

what about your phone your phone's ready

well I guess that means mine too

can we talk about this

can you like get your wife

I don't know I mean she's just but but dad

how are you gonna let her you know

you know your stepmom okay

when she says something I just have to go along with it

she's really good at never mind just what nothing

I'll I'll talk to her about the phones

let's just finish our dinner okay

like that's my freaking

phone God

I don't know

has to be in here she always over here

oh God

where the freak is it

I wish I could say this type of

behavior was unusual for my stepdaughter

what's the matter sweetie

are you looking for mommy's makeup again

so you can look prettier than me

really mom

just because you don't get that much attention

doesn't mean I'm jealous of you or anything

like whatever

okay so first off

I'm convinced that she's just jealous of how attractive

her mother is and she just wants everything that I own

second I know exactly what she's looking for

well honey

if you're looking for the cell phones I hid last week

you're never gonna find them

why do you care so much

if we're obsessed with technology

like it's it's called parenting sweetie

you'll learn one day when you have a family of your own

unless she wants to steal mine

oh God she sucks

hate her

there she is my favorite stepdaughter

hey any luck pumpkin

no she probably sold them or threw them outside

I don't know she's insane

well she took the phones about 5 days ago

so it could be another week before we get them back

I know I do have your stepbrother looking as well

so maybe he can find my gosh

I really hope he hurries up

I'm going insane me too

I have a super big headache

my shoulders all tense a headache why

well you know

we haven't had I haven't been able to watch my shows

no technology no

and I'm just I'm just so stressed by the situation

I'm really tense right here oh

just give it a little rub

you don't think that's weird you're my dad

I mean it's just a shoulder rub

it's just a massage okay

I guess

thanks babe

oh you do kind of feel tense yeah

ever since she took them damn phones

oh yeah

oh yeah right there feels great

oh

just a little tint yeah

whoa what are you doing

what why is my hand on your dick

uh well

I was a little tense there too because I mean

me and your mom haven't been really fucking

so I've just been tense even with the no neck

no technology thing well

that's a little low I haven't no yeah

no sex no porn

no nothing so I mean ugh

I mean isn't that weird

I mean

I'm your stepdad it's fine

like it could be between us

I mean you haven't had any

I do have a boyfriend

and we haven't talked in a long time

because of the phones being taken away

see so

but still

I don't know it can be between us

I don't know mom

that's she already thinks I'm freaking out to get her

no it's okay

no for real she's gonna freak out

here just put it here and then do whatever you like

how about that

okay

mom's not gonna find out no

your mother's not gonna find out

so freaking weird

I just have a feeling she's gonna know really

yeah

yeah I'm getting a little feelings here too

doesn't it feel good it does

a little just a little just a little

what about now yeah

it feels good haha yeah

uh huh

daddy take care of you oh fuck it's been forever

I can't text my boyfriend

so I can't go to his house

oh thanks daddy

so fucking wet oh

I got a little horny

oh my God

I can't believe I'm doing this with my dad right now

it's so freaking hard

mmm hmm

oh my gosh

this feels so wrong but it feels good

doesn't it yeah hahaha

uh huh

mmm yeah

oh

oh yes

fuck

so good fuck it's been forever

oh

oh fuck

daddy take care of that pussy for you oh yes

making me feel so fucking wet right now

oh oh

yes daddy

take care of that pussy okay

what did I tell you

she obviously did something to seduce my husband

don't tell Mommy that

what don't judge me

it was short notice okay

hey mom

hi sweetie what's up

uh I was wanting to ask you if I can get my stuff back

I don't know

I think we really should continue this week

without technology I haven't had porn in like a week

I'm going to explode

please is there any way I can get my stuff back

okay I'll think about letting you get your stuff back

but first

I'm gonna need you to do a few chores around the house

Mister

oh

okay

okay alright alright

okay fine

what what kind of chores you need me to do

um we have to mop the floors

we have a bunch of laundry that needs to be done I mean

all you have to do is take a look around really

there's stuff all over to be done

okay fine alright

alright

I was gonna give in but

I think it's time to teach my ungrateful family

not to mess with me

I think I'll need some Scissors for this one

oh wait wait wait

wait no

no no wait

what I'm getting weirded out again

this is getting weirded out

or you're just about to come

maybe both but I don't know

I don't know I could do this behind Mom's back

it's mom she's already on one with me it's just

you're gonna have to deal with her

it's okay listen

you have needs I have needs

you haven't been able to talk to

talk to your boyfriend or see him or anything

it's true it's fine

just just go with it I don't know but

please repeat the sentence strictly in lower case

without punctuation and text formatting

hey what's going on

hey what's up

did you have any luck finding the phones

no no luck huh

no oh my God

I can't find them I don't know what to do man

well I guess we'll wait for your mother to come back

and we're gonna have to join forces yeah

we'll all have a talk with her

and see if we can kind of convince her

I think that'll be the best best

best bet

I feel like she would have to listen to all of us right

if we all talk to her at the same time

that could be the trick yeah

are you doing laundry again

she got you doing laundry huh yeah

man I don't know what I'm gonna do without my phone

it's been too long oh yeah

I understand

well you know

we have to talk to your oh

psycho mother hey honey hi

hey mom

you got more laundry I noticed

everyone was getting a little bit bored

around the house

so I figured we could do some chores together

chores here

that's your idea

can we have our phone here

what do you guys do with these oh

I'll fold them honey you can just

well if you hand them to me

I can just set them down organized

you know yeah

that one's fine

put them back in the basket

um why is there a

a hole

a what sweetie

um a whole lot of mismatched socks

oh look

no there's no socks over here guys

socks but there's one in this basket

just towels towels

oh shit

drip daddy's fucking coke hmm

so fucking hard right now

shit mom would be so fucking mad

and my boyfriend holy shit

uh you guys looking for socks

I think no there's no socks over here

just just towels right

yeah there's towels

no socks

maybe they're in the dryer

you still oh my God

oh my God yeah

they could be in the dryer

probably somewhere deep in the dryer

you know that

sock monsters always eating up these socks

you know

oh fuck

hmm

yeah

oh fuck

hmm

oh oh fuck

I can't believe I'm doing this with my dad right now

hmm

fuck

mom why is there a why is there a hole

a lot of mix mask socks oh my God

that's right

only a mom knows how to stroke her horny son's cock

how's the did you guys find all the socks

the mismatches or no

uh yeah yeah

we found them okay

got some other stuff to pull up over here though oh

alright well

we'll handle these this basket

you guys find all those socks

the mismatches

huh

the mismatches you found them

I'm still looking

there's probably a couple lost in the dryer

or something okay

we'll find them

oh that's sock monster

honey

we really need to talk about this no cell phone thing

yeah how does everyone feel like they're doing well

me and after these few days with no technology

me and the kids had a talk

and none of us are really happy about the situation

life sucks

I think in a couple of days you'll get used to it

and I think it's really important that we

spend time trying to bond as a family

yeah I mean

we're we're bonding now

but I just feel like we need internet

we can bond way better when we have the internet

there's actually things to talk about

it's not that bad sweetie everyone's doing great

oh um

here why don't you get down and there you go

do you want this thing yes

thank you okay oh my gosh

oh honey where where did you get this blanket from

we got that blanket on our family vacation

a couple summers ago don't you remember that honey

oh yeah that's right Mexico

Mexico right

yeah when we went to Mexico

oh yeah it's great

it's a great blanket it's real yeah

the kids were so young then and we were all so happy

we had such a great time until we got in that argument

about you using your phone

the whole trip oh

here we go with the phones

I'll tell you what honey

speaking of vacations

we really should take another family trip yeah

we should where should we go

um

you know what wherever wherever you want

just as long as we can all spend time together

just like we like I would love that

why don't we take a trip back to Mexico

you know what

this time maybe instead of getting two rooms

we just get one big room

I think that sounds like a great plan honey

hey Lola sweetie can you hand

me a towel

I need to get to work on cleaning these floors

here you go honey

thank you

I mean we can all

you know this time though

if we go on the trip

I think we should all stay in the same room

it'll probably be better like that

I feel like oh

I think it'd be really great

if we took a trip to the Grand Canyon

this year oh

you rather go to the Grand Canyon

yeah wouldn't that be awesome

I've never been before

and I'm sure the kids would love to see it

yeah let me ask

let me would you like to go to the Grand Canyon

sure

I love that

well she's in for it

what do you think Parker

wanna go to the Grand Canyon

uh

sure yeah

sweetie why don't you help dust this part of the couch

and we get to work on these floors

oh

gosh I really need to check the stock market babe

these phones are killing me

you'll have your phone back to check the stocks shortly

as long as everyone behaves

you in your rules

you in your rules man

there's so many rules in this family

rules are good for us

how's the laundry going over there honey

oh it's going great

I was folding up all the towels for you and everything

almost finished

I hope we get our phones back soon

miss porn

porn real

shut up y'all are all so

obsessed with your phones

it's not healthy

this is actually a really soft blanket

I forget why I stopped using it to go to sleep but

oh

have you gotten our phones back yet

have you found them no

are you looking

yeah

not hard enough just as much as you're looking

man

I've been looking

I looked everywhere in this freaking house

even outside

y'all are never gonna find where I put those phones

you're torturing us honey

seriously we need our phones

you'll get them back eventually

but we need to learn to appreciate each other

without just being on our technology all the time

my boyfriend's gonna end up breaking up with me

if I don't text him soon your boyfriend will be fine

I've been there before when I was your age

but I promise your boyfriend will be just fine

are y'all good over there

do y'all need help cleaning

oh think I got it

I'm just cleaning up the floor behind the couch

there's so much stuff just in the couch

oh my God

yep just gotta see these boys

you did a good job mom

are you dusting your side of the couch honey

oh we're just gonna check these blankets out over here

do we have more blankets in there

yeah we have a lot so many

and towels yeah

there's so much stuff to be done around the house

so much chores did you

is that the reason why you took our phones

so I clean this freaking house

it's good for us to do things together

I agree we should do a lot more stuff together

I agree we should do a lot more things together

this is our way of bonding

it's crazy

I think it's nice to spend time with each other

without technology

you guys are all so addicted to your phones

it's hard to get any conversation out of you

I think

this is the most I've spoken to you guys in months

ain't no way it's been months

I feel like

we just spent the day together a couple weeks ago

yeah but not like this

I kind of see what your mom's saying

this is a lot of fun

I feel like we're getting to know each other so well

oh

shit you think so

we are

I mean I guess

it's been a while since

we've actually connected like this yeah

how's that laundry going over there honey

oh it's going great

I'm just getting these towels together and the blankets

thanks for your help you guys

oh anything babe anything

you know

you work so hard around the house

and there's nothing else to do

you still cleaning the floor down there babe

I am I'm getting under the couch now

someone must have spilled something

Lola you're always eating over here

did you spill something I didn't spill anything

it's okay honey

I'm cleaning it up just keep working on

the laundry please

I think it was Lola everything is my fault apparently

we're almost done with the laundry

and I think

there's probably another load of clothes in the dryer

another load yep

and then we'll be all done with our laundry

oh boy

and then

maybe we can play some board games or something

as a family I think I found one of the socks all right

the mismatched one well

it's white I don't know if that was the one

one of them yeah

that's the one yep

it was the white ones

well that's crazy we didn't lose any

where did you even get this thing

oh we got it at that souvenir shop right by the hotel

do you remember that souvenir shop

I think so

that's where I got the keychain for me and my brother

yeah my brother got a baby

oh yeah

that freaking bathing suit that didn't fit him

hahaha I remember Ducky's on or something

there's like that yes

that's the only one they have left that's funny

I mean I'm really sure your boyfriend misses you

I miss him more

I think

it'll probably do you and your boyfriend some good

to go a few days without talking to each other

all you do is spend all day every day talking to him

anyway favorite person in the whole wide world

that's why hello should be your favorite person

oh yeah

of course

you're my favorite dad

you love your daddy don't you

yeah

I do

I always take care of you

he's probably blowing on my phone

now that I think about it

thinking I'm dead we'll see

it's off it'll come up

the text message will come up green

he'll know oh my God he knows your mom's

he's probably busy hanging out with his friends sweetie

I don't think he's gonna think you're dead

I'm his only friend you're his only friend

well I like to think I'm his only friend

your boyfriend is lame if you're his only friend hey

I like the lame guys they give me all the attention

and he taught me how to play video games

he taught you how to play video games

he sounds like a nerd

hey Lola

you can do better than that

a guy with no leave her alone she likes what she likes

she likes what she fucking likes

oh

fuck dad

so it feels so good to get these chores out of the way

yeah

yeah yeah

at least we're getting them out the way

honey you know

if you wanna go on vacation

I'm gonna have to need I need my phone to check flights

and you'll get your phone back honey huh

you'll get your phone back

I know

but I really just wanna look for this this vacation

someone's supposed to spend time together

quality time together

I think we're spending some great quality time together

now

I can't argue with that

honey are you still cleaning the floor

I'm cleaning the wall by the fireplace

there's ashes everywhere oh yeah

yeah

Parker I told you about the fireplace

be careful with that wood

oh yeah

be careful with the wood by the fireplace

oh so dirty over here

oh shit

looks so much better in here already

cleaning is going good yeah

it's going great that's great

how's that laundry going over there

we're all set over here I think yeah

I think I'm finished

I just fold the last towel

yeah

oh yes

oh

not yet

are you fucking mom oh my gosh

you're fucking mom what

what

what's going on you're fucking dead

I knew it come

oh hold on

everybody needs to come sit down

we have a we have to talk about this yeah

we need to have a talk guys

I mean this is just

oh my God no

none of this would have happened Lola

this is your fault

it's because you're so jealous of me all the time

you want everything that I have

I'm literally it's ridiculous

not jealous I'm so sick of this guys guys

please let's stop arguing okay

it's nobody's fault I think without the cell phones

we just got a little crazy and no technology

and I think that's just what it was you know

this is what brought us together today

maybe I did go a little overboard

you think maybe a little just a little

well listen

I'd say maybe the experiment worked

because it brought us all together

we all came together

that's true

and I'm feeling a lot less stressed than I was

me too come together

that sounds like the perfect family activity

alright maybe if we can spend the day together

and everyone's well behaved

I'll give everyone their phones and electronics back

this evening really

okay define well behaved you know what I mean

well

um

I'm okay with it

I mean I think it'll bring us all closer together

I mean we're here now let's do it

oh my God

clothes are flying everywhere haha

oh don't worry about it

we'll fix them just fold it though

oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh yeah

oh fuck

that feels so fucking good

this is a good idea I think so too

mom you have a nice ass

honey are you sucking Parker's dick

nice and good mmm hmm

oh my mom's so hot oh my God

she really is though she's a hot mom

she must suck dick for sure

and dad can eat pussy

mom you look so hot when you suck dick

especially when it's my brothers

oh no

fuck you oh

um oh wow

oh

yeah

that was so fucking

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh oh

yeah

oh

oh yeah

fucking look so hot when you write that day

yeah yeah

yeah

I'm not

I'm not I'm not I'm not

I'm not

uh huh

uh huh uh huh

oh

oh

yeah

sorry my brother's coughing like that

oh yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah oh

my God oh

yeah

oh my God

oh yeah

oh yeah

you like fucking them all

don't you oh yeah that's like you

that's fucking

oh that's fucking

oh

yeah

that's fucking

oh yeah

that's fucking oh yeah

that's fucking oh yeah that's fucking

hmm

ah ah hmm

ah ah hmm

ah

oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh my God yes

oh

huh uh huh huh huh

huh huh

huh

huh huh

huh huh

huh huh

oh um yeah

oh oh

oh oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

fuck me like that daddy

oh my God

oh

yeah

oh this is my dad

yes that is yes

that's the

oh

my daddy

oh yeah

daddy mommy like that

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah

oh fuck

oh shit

oh yeah fuck

oh shit

oh fuck

oh yes baby oh

you're such a good fucking pussy

fuck you fuck you dog

you got some good fucking pussy

yes yes

fuck you

back it up on daddy

back it up on daddy

yeah

that's a good girl

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

oh shit

oh yeah

oh

fuck yeah

oh yeah oh

fuck

oh yeah

oh

fuck

oh

yeah

oh

yeah

oh fuck

I'm not mad at you anymore

oh

fuck you

come on over your dad's cock

put my cock back inside the pussy

go put my cock back inside the pussy

mmm oh

mmm mmm

mmm mmm

this is such a good idea

are you having fun

oh

yeah oh my God

oh my God oh my God

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh yeah

keep fucking my mom like that yeah

oh my God daddy

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck

the best family day ever

oh

oh my God yeah just like that

oh my God oh my hi

yeah

oh

yeah

oh oh

fucking your mom dude

fucking your mom oh my

oh my gosh

oh this looks so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my gosh

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh

yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh my God

yeah put it back in

oh my God

oh yeah oh

yeah

oh

yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah I'm gonna come

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come

I'm gonna come yes

baby come daddy oh

daddy I'll make you fucking come

I'm coming I'm coming

I'm coming daddy I'll make you come

oh daddy

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh oh yeah yeah

I'm coming oh yeah come

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh fucking taste your pussy again baby

oh

I wanna taste your fucking pussy

yeah

oh fuck

oh use your fucking pussy when I fuck her

oh yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah

oh oh

oh

fuck yeah

how does your pussy feel do you like fucking me darling

use your fucking pussy oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah keep fucking my mom just like that yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

take my pussy

she don't need that pussy

she don't need that pussy

oh

god your pussy's just as tight as your mother's

oh

sweet tight pussy

is daddy doing a good job

he is yeah

you're doing so good baby

oh thank you mommy you look so fucking hot

thank you

I'm not jealous of you you're just so beautiful

you're my inspiration

such a tight little pussy baby

just like your mother's

my son's tongue feels so fucking good on my clit

you're almost as good as that your dad is huh

I wanna watch you suck your brother's cock

my brother's cock are you serious

get over there

I wanna watch you suck your brother's cock

while I suck your dad's cock

I guess don't tell our friends

oh fuck

Lola I wanna watch you ride your brother's dick

go on get on top of his dick

you're a good girl baby

oh my God

it's so hot Ryan that is hot

oh my God

Meze barış abla bakın canım yanıyor basmayın ıhı ıhı

ah ah

ah AAA

hey that's

your mommy yeah

I'm right back

yeah oh yeah

she fucking my mom hard like that

oh my God

is it true

oh my God

oh my God

oh

fuck you

oh fuck you

oh my

God

oh my

God

oh

my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

Mwah

oh

your lips are so fucking soft give your son a kiss

oh oh yes

I'll give your son a kiss

come on baby

oh yeah

oh my God

oh

my God oh

my God oh my

God

oh my God

oh my God

hmm

oh no yeah yeah

fuck yeah

just me

yeah oh shit

oh my God

oh shit

oh fuck yeah

fuck this pussy oh shit

oh my God

uh huh yeah

I let my brother talk inside my pussy uh huh

yeah he looks better than my girlfriend or my boyfriend

hahaha

OK you got a girlfriend too

what have you been doing

the dick's so good I can't even think right now

to be honest

I can't believe you're probably fucking dick yeah

just like that yeah

so much better than porn oh yeah

oh thank you

oh

who needs porn when you have the real thing oh

oh oh oh

oh oh fuck

oh fuck

so good fucking your brother like that

oh yeah

yeah

hmm

oh

I see oh yeah

oh

hi

oh

uh huh uh huh

uh huh

uh huh

oh yeah

oh my God it's like a

oh yeah

oh my God

hmm

oh oh

oh fuck

oh

oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

my God

oh my God oh

my

God

oh my

God

oh my God

oh my God oh

oh

oh my God

oh

yes

come over my fucking pretty daughter's face

oh I want you to come all over my mommy's face

you wanna come all over your daughter's pretty

fucking face when your son

comes over my face

yeah

give the mommy all your love

oh shit yes

give me all of your money

on my face

I'll give you all that gum

I want all my daddy's gum

you want all my daddy's fucking gum

oh my God mommy just got all over

fucking come all over her face

you ready here it comes

oh shit

that's a lot of cum

that got a little messy yeah a little bit

so it looks like my experiment

made everyone a little bit crazy

but if anyone could find a silver lining to this

it would be my family

hmm

yeah

hmm

yeah

hahaha

hmm

I really think fucking brought this family together

it did

can we get our phones back now

yeah yeah

all right everyone's phones are in the laundry room

in the laundry room

everyone can get their phones back

I thought I did check the laundry room

you literally didn't look anywhere

you didn't check well enough young man

gosh I gotta get my phone

come on come on kids

unbelievable