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Who is it?

Hey, honey, it's me.

Come in.

That was a short date.

You already went on your date?

Yeah.

That was like an hour.

I know. Short date. That's okay.

Not really what I expected.

Well, you know, it was enough time for dinner and some chit-chat.

So what does that mean exactly?

It's just what it was. Dinner and a little chit-chat. You know, third date.

I don't really think it's going anywhere.

Mom, just tell me what happened this time.

Well, you know, of course, sex always comes up.

And...

I, you know, I'm just not ready.

I'm just not ready for that.

So, you know, I told him I had a latex allergy.

Can't use condoms.

How come you're making up excuses, Mom?

I, you know, like I said, I'm just not, I'm not ready.

I don't feel like being naked with a man yet.

You know, your father and I just... We had our thing and we got divorced and

I'm just not ready for anything else yet.

Okay, then.

Bye.

Do you need anything, honey? I'm going to get ready for bed. Do you want some

hot cocoa or... I think I'm fine, but thanks, Mom.

Okay.

Well, have a good night, sweetheart.

I'll see you in the morning.

Sleep well, Mom.

glad you guys came over today. It's so nice to meet other people who are into

running and so interested in doing the marathon with us. It's something we've

been wanting to do for so long, but it's nice to have other people. It's really

nice to include other people.

Yeah, I'm excited that we've signed up for this 5K. It's going to be really

fun.

What outfits do you guys have planned so far?

Oh, what are we going to wear? I don't... We're not sure yet, but...

Yeah, we like to match when we run. Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, we didn't actually bring you guys here today to talk about the

5K.

I have to be honest with you, Mom. This isn't about the running.

It's an MDEC meeting.

What?

MDEC? Are you serious?

What?

I've been on it before.

It's like one of those matchmaking sites.

On NetSkirt?

Yeah, it's on NetSkirt. It's one of the affiliated websites and stuff. But I've

been on it before. I used it and I dated someone. It didn't work out, but it's a

good place to go. We've been on it for a little bit.

I'm still confused here.

What is M-D-E-C?

stand for what is what is that it's the mother daughter exchange so

we've been wanting to meet up all of us mother

daughter exchange club is just a really good way for everyone to meet and make

more friends we thought for the first meeting both moms and daughters have to

be there and we just wanted to get together and kind of help you guys out

we care about you

See, my mom here is a pilot and she's been seeing a flight attendant and

didn't think that I knew about it.

Yeah, I know about Jennifer and she's been posting all over Netflix all about

their relationship and you're going to lose your job. You know it's against

policy to date someone who works for the same company. You're going to lose your

job and you can't do that.

She's a bad influence on you and it's all over social media. She has pictures

of you.

I'm so sorry this made you so upset. I had no clue she was doing all this.

I also saw that she's been mentioning some guy, too.

What? I think she's been meeting with a guy pretty regularly when she's not on

flights with you.

Oh, no. Are you serious? Are you sure?

I just think she's a really bad influence, and I think that Kristen here

is a lot better. She's such a, like... great student in school, and we thought

that maybe, you know, you'd get along a lot better. She's a better person to

have in your life, and I care about you.

Wait, hold on. You're trying to match up my daughter

with your mother?

Is that what's going on here?

Mom, let's be honest here, okay?

Your date with Travis last time didn't exactly go so well.

She got home at like 8.30.

And? She left at 7 o'clock. What do you expect? It's not supposed to be a one

hour date. What's the problem? We went to dinner and that was that.

I see no problem with that. I had my friend Charlotte over and it was like...

probably eight o'clock or something and all of a sudden I hear what a vibrator

going and Charlotte comes over to me and she starts asking is that your mom

coming right now?

This is the most embarrassing thing that I've ever happened to me. Charlotte got

to school and went ahead and told everyone what was happening and it's

just you need to take care of this mom. You need to just be a little more open

all right?

The whole school is talking about you masturbating, Mom.

That's not what I need.

Okay. Wait.

I can tell that you're really upset. And I think that Miss James needs to, you

know, kind of de-stress. She's a little bit stressed out by the situation.

I can tell that Kristen's kind of upsetting you.

So maybe, Kristen, you should take my mom and go show her your room. You know,

go calm down somewhere. I think that might be a good idea, actually.

Where are you going, young lady?

Are you ignoring me?

Kendra, come here.

Come on. Chop, chop.

We need to talk.

Talk about what exactly?

About the smash. you've made of your life.

So how long have you known Jackie?

Um, we just talked a little bit online, so not very long. Probably like a week.

Online, okay.

And you're always on those websites?

Only occasionally when I'm feeling it a little bit.

I see. So your, how do I say this, experience then?

I wouldn't say that.

I've had a little fun with my friend Charlotte.

We've kissed a little bit when we were drunk, but that's not really.

Is Charlotte your girlfriend?

Yeah, well, she's my friend. She's not my girlfriend, so not that experience.

Okay. What about you?

Well, I am experienced and, you know, I really love women.

Do you masturbate?

You know, I do a little bit. I usually just use my hands, so I don't like

to try toys as much. How about you?

I do masturbate. Yeah? Yeah, and I know your mom masturbates, too.

Yeah, she does.

Do you ever steal your mom's toys?

Do you masturbate with them?

Oh, no, you just said what your hand is. I've thought about it. Okay.

Well, I do masturbate. I masturbate sometimes with toys. Yeah.

But usually I just like to just grind, grind on my pillow for some reason.

Yeah. I've always just liked that ever since I was young.

Mm-hmm.

No. So what do you think about when you masturbate?

I think about beautiful girls.

Yeah? Yeah, like you.

We kind of do the same thing.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I really like your eyes.

Your eyes are lovely, too.

Thank you.

Let me see your tongue.

Thank you.

Okay.

Oh,

yeah.

Turn around so I can kiss you.

Bend over.

Look at that.

Look at your eyes.

So nice.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank you.

This is it.

Ugh.

Hmm.

Ha ha ha.

Taste your pussy.

I want you to come on my hands.

Yes,

yes, yes. Keep grinding on me. I want to come on my hands.

Ha ha ha

Yes, yes.

Can I put two fingers inside? Yes,

please. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Feel tight now.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

I don't know.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I'm going to rub that clean

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

I love you.

Look at you.

yes yes yes yes yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.