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Make way for your King Richard, swine.
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Thanks, Gareth.
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Bye, everyone.
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I'd like to swing now.
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Look, Gareth. No hands.
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Very impressive, my king.
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Isn't your king impressive?
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Ta-da!
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Your king made a sandcastle. Praise him.
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You're my hero, my king.
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Would you like me to write you a theme
song, my king?
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Shut up, Menkin. Applause!
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i'm king and because they're scared not
because of anything i do your king had a
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realization cheer his realization i'm no
hero i'm a phony
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I'm not telling you. You're a child.
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What? Who are you?
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I'm you in the future. Who?
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Oh, God.
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Will I be a good king? Not really.
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Loved by all that I rule?
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No, sorry.
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Do I stand up and fight for truth and
right and good?
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Let's see now.
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No, no, no. Will I go on some grand
adventures?
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Well... With my...
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not exactly.
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When will that day come?
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Never gonna come, is it?
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Is it hopeless?
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Am I useless?
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Are we doomed to
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Am I destined to be achievement free
forever?
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I don't need all my dreams to happen, or
a bunch, or
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even some.
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Will my day?
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I'm singing a duet with my inner child.
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Oh, like I give a monkey's butt what you
make.
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A zombie army's about to break through
that door. We'll be dead in minutes
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anyway.
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What is that noise?
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Last time I heard that was in the
Enchanted Fire.
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Well, wonders never cease.
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Another army approaches and under a
rainbow.
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I'm kind of digging this beat.
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Yeah.
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Men and women of the second season,
attention!
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If I pull this off, he's definitely
giving me health insurance.
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Hello?
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Anyone in there?
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That depends on who it is. Today is Sid
of Sidneyland.
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Sid?
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Why are you talking so weird?
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Open the gate.
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Sid!
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We broke through their lines.
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We can't hold them forever.
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Sid, what are you doing here? After I
ran off, I went in search of an army so
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I could redeem myself for accidentally
killing you. Wait, what? No, it's really
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hard to find one. Oh, tell me about it.
No kidding.
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But then I wandered into the enchanted
forest for a drink. Not knowing it, was
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I? You knew.
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I knew.
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When they heard that Galavant needed
help, they took up arms.
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And so did the pirates.
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And the dwarves and giants from Princess
Jubilee's entourage did the same thing.
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They didn't even know you.
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Is the Pirate King with you? I love that
guy.
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Yeah, we couldn't afford him. Or the
leader of the giants, or Jubilee, or
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really anyone else recognizable.
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You've dissolved.
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Well done, Steve.
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Right. It's time to do this.
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With the extra numbers, we should be
able to turn the tide.
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Gareth? You and I are going to go
through the center and try and draw
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Wormwood and Madelaine's attention.
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Isabella, take Richard on horseback and
flank them, and we'll meet you on the
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hillside. And I promise, after this,
I'll never leave your side again.
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Someone's daughter's going to get a
little whoop-whoop tonight. What the
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hell is wrong with you? I honestly have
no idea.
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Everybody, let's move out!
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Looks like they want to make a game of
it.
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Fine by me.
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Please stop. You already sang that one.
Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy.
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And I don't care about anyone else.
Gareth does not get hurt.
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Very well, my queen.
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Random thought.
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There's some very vicious-looking
weapons in the armory. Now that you're
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the Dark Queen, why don't you go and
pick one out? Give you that iconic look.
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And you promise that Gareth will be
fine?
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Pinky swear.
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Hey guys, I found a way out!
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Sorry,
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that exit is closed.
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Come on this way!
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Hmm. What to choose?
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Ooh, Queenie likey.
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Remember me?
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Oh, don't be so rhetorical.
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And that pokey thing is mine.
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I've been locked in a dungeon in a
jewellery box. I've been engaged to my
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11-year-old cousin. I spent the better
part of two years in the same outfit. I
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am getting my happy ending.
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Okay, then.
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Bring it.
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Bill.
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There's too many of them!
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You must be the Mr. Wormwood I've heard
so much about.
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No, King Richard, I presume.
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You know when you presume, you make a
praise out of you and me.
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Sorry, what? What does that mean? Not
sure.
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Catered down?
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Love to.
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Let's be clear, right? When you say
dance, you mean fight. You don't really
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want to dance. Correct. Fight, not
dance. Yeah.
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Sorry, did you want to dance?
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No, really. But come on, kind of weird.
You know, sorry, this face-off isn't
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going great. Would you mind telling us
if we start it over? Yeah, sure.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead Mr.
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Woolworth. Oh, much better.
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Are you done?
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I just had these done.
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You've no idea what that sword makes you
do.
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Of course I do.
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Not. No, I don't. Well, it makes you the
one true king to unite them all.
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Eh? Yes. Pretty you're going to die.
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We'll see about that.
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So, any last words?
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Just four.
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I have a dragon!
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Come on now, Dad Cooper. I super believe
in you.
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Rain, fire!
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No!
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Dad Cooper!
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Oh, no.
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Just open your eyes.
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You okay?
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You may have killed one dragon, but
you've awoken another.
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You killed my dragon.
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Let's stop.
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That's the same guy who cried when he
cut jelly on his fancy pants.
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Good man!
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Get him!
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You killed my dragon.
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No, dude.
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I was there. I know. Don't keep saying
it. It wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard.
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Oh, nuggets.
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Same guy who cried when he got jelly on
his fancy pants.
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I just said that. I said that exact
thing. Sure, because that's what's
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amazing right now. He was the one on the
lot.
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You've got to be f***ing kidding me.
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Think I'll be taking that crown back
now?
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Dad Cooper?
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Buddy, you alive?
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You had me so scared.
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Believe what just happened.
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So, you're the one true king to unite
them all.
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I guess I am.
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I mean, who else could do this?
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What?
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What?
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Oh, my... Pretty freaking cool, huh?
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Yeah.
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Listen, I need you to take care of Ted
Cooper for me.
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What? There's something I need to do.
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No, no, no. Hang on. I'm not looking
after the leathers.
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He's a dragon!
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Come on. I
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don't need your help!
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Maddy, stop.
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Let's just put it all behind us and move
on.
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I can't. Yes, you can.
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Because I love you.
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And I promise you we can spend the rest
of our lives together being terrible.
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Even if we're not as totally terrible as
you want.
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It's too late for me.
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I've tasted ultimate power and I want
more.
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Gareth, I love you more than you'll ever
know.
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But this is who I am.
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I mean, I don't mean to sound like a
jerk, Tad Cooper, but I really thought I
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was going to be the one king to unite
them all.
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If memory serves, you said something
about a wedding.
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I mean, not that I need a wedding.
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I'm all about the deconstruction of the
princess myth, but, uh, well, it's been
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a long year. And you said it, so what's
up?
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I'm finished with adventure, tired of my
doors.
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The songs about my exploits leave me
kind of bored.
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And last I've seen the sunset I've been
riding toward A real
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life happily ever after I'm done with
all the
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intrigue Sick of kicking ass As far as
seeking vengeance Frankly
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I can pass I'm ready now
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ever after Screw the zombies and wizards
and dragons
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All the magic I need is you
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I wanted to do a real proposal with a
proper ring but
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the things were here This will have to
do
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Will you? Princess Isabella Maria Lucia
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Elisabetta! Elisabetta of Valencia.
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Do me the greatest honor of becoming
Mrs. Gary Galavant.
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Gary?
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Is that short for something?
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No. Huh.
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I guess I always thought your first name
was Galavant.
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I'm still kneeling here.
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Oh, of course. I'm sorry.
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And... Oh, yes. I will marry you.
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A cottage by the seaside.
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With a beach to go.
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I can tend the garden. I can write my
poem.
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With seven small children. Journey done,
we're home.
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As epic endings go, it's rather small.
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But it's a real life happening.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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But if you're planning a wedding, make
sure you book the venue in soon, because
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it's the very busy season.
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Officer,
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I had
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no idea I was going that fast.
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Thank you.
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Really?
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Now boarding B passengers only. B
passengers to the island of Spinter.
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Here's a cat and some chocolate.
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Enjoy the trip.
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Cat!
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Cat!
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You can't park here. The red zone. Keep
it!
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Wait! Put down that cat.
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Richard, you're... You're alive?
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You didn't go to war?
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No, I did.
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But I didn't die.
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Quite the opposite, actually. I killed
the bad guy and everything.
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Do you know what I discovered?
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I may have accomplished everything I've
ever dreamed of, but without you...
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It means absolutely nothing.
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Please don't get on that lonely, shifted
day drink, Chablis. Come, live your
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life. No, stop talking and kiss me.
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There's more where that came from.
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We'll love you so much.
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Enough already.
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Show off.
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Yeah, let's pick it ugly. We should go.
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I do.
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Yes,
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I do.
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Oh,
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my God, just kiss the bride!
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Not used to you.
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Oh, must be.
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There's the Admiraptor that promised all
along Who better now to wrap it up and
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seal it with a thong Except a monk We
can't hate, we're the monks We're the
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monks That's right, we're the genre-best
We're trending, bringing you the happy
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ending, monks And a new season bursts
all over the land With new
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hope Despite the half-feudal sin
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The true rulers reassume their command.
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The old tyrants, frankly, nobody missed
them.
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The winners, they took all, and all the
losers, they got squats.
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Hey, friends, I've decided to go and
rescue Madalena from herself.
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Are you up for an adventure?
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Definitely. I was wondering when I was
going to break this armor in.
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And those who had redeemed themselves
will guard a second shot.
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I've got a line in the song they play.
And two heroes got to hang up their
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swords. To live life enjoying simple
rewards.
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And true evil disappeared within a cloud
of miners.
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I'm here to see Videl, the dark evil
lord.
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And he's been waiting for you.
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What is this?
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Does it hold the dark powers of the
universe?
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Oh, sorry, no. I can see why he thought
that. No, he just thinks you need to
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accessorize. He's also a fashion
consultant.
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Now come in, and he will begin your
training to make you the most powerful
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force in the seven realms.
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Nothing.
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And now we're almost done, our tale
completely fun, as buffed and polished
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as a royal jewel.
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There's not much left to tell, and hey,
that's just as well, unless we get one
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more surprise renewal.
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Now, we'll probably have to go and get
work on some cheap-ass cable network.
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But the door is not quite shut, so if we
make the cut, here's what you'll see
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on...
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It's time to feed Tad Cooper.
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You know he only eats if you feed him.
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He's such a finicky little fellow.
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Oh, Tad Cooper!
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Dinner time!
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