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The plot is gaining steam, so back to
this old theme.
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Here's what's been happening on
Galavant.
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When we saw Izzy last, this guy had been
outcast.
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He vowed revenge and fled to Madelaine.
He brought to her play the dark, dark,
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evil way.
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Gareth's against it, but the queen's
insane. Will she use it and go
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overboard? Not if the man who wields
this sword stands tall.
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The hero that they call the one true
king of all, which brings us back
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together. A hero plows ahead, his army's
kind of dead, and yet his energy is far
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from flagging.
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King Richard Wright of Dal, bringing his
lizard pal, which may or may not be a
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real-life dragon. Plus, he's got the
sword which you'll be calling.
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He's the king who'll rule them all. And
so, two wars the armies go.
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One evil, one so-so. One dead and led by
gallop.
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And will Richard kill his former best
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friend, who stole queen and crown?
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Buffoonie, can Gal still win back the
princess again?
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True, they're more than likely true,
unless he can redo that really awful
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smoochy haroonie.
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And it is who knows where, a man is
awesome here, seeking redemption for a
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little while, and Roberta said goodbye,
since Richard's sure to die, and now
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she's on her way to spin her eyes.
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And gosh, so much to dump upon your
doormat In our half-arsed conformat
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Still, this plot owes me my fill And
though I doubt we will We're gonna try
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and get...
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The boy can sing.
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Okay, cut it. The recap song's over.
It's time for war!
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Yes, war, indeed.
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Shall we retire to the royal viewing
area? It's up the hill it pays safe from
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the fighting. And they've got cookies.
Oh, yes, please.
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Hold on a minute. What do you mean,
viewing area?
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I thought we were going to fight.
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No, but Mr. Wormwood had that cool
skybox made. And we are king and queen,
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which means technically... Your eyes are
doing that thing again.
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What? Don't be crazy. No, they're not.
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Let's go.
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Wow.
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There's a lot of them.
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Yeah, as a former king who once led
armies into battle, I must officially
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say we are knee-deep in poopy caca.
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Thanks, Dad. That's helpful. No problem.
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Actually... I think I've come up with a
plan that could turn this whole thing in
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our favor.
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Tell me what it is, Jester.
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We beat them to the punch.
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We kill ourselves before they kill us.
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It's sure to ruin their morale.
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If only I were alive to see the looks on
their faces.
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Good people of Hortensia, it is true the
Valencians have three to our every one.
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And you are right to worry, because how
can so few of us dig the graves of so
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many of them?
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She twisted it. If you want to leave,
leave now.
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I will not mind.
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For it will leave more glory for the
rest of us!
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She twisted it again.
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I haven't been in a proper battle in a
long time.
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I'm going to ride up just at the perfect
moment in front of Isabella and save the
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day. Yeah.
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This is going to be super fun.
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You're going to be fine.
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Oh, totally.
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I know. I'm feeling great.
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I'm just worried about Tad Cooper. The
little fellow is terrified.
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Just look at him.
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Richard, you can do this.
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Over the last month, I've watched you
transform from a boob into a real man.
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And today you're going to transform into
a warrior.
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You said boob.
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Please focus.
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Sorry.
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All right, my friend.
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If ever there was a moment for you to
become the dragon that I know you are,
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this is it.
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Breathe fire!
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Look, I'll check in with you later.
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Why do we need these?
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Are we not doing our own stunts? What?
Of course we are.
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Just to preserve the dramatic reveal.
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That's a good idea.
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You know what? We've obviously done this
before.
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Okay, are we going to start this war or
not?
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I say we wait. In an hour, the sun will
be at the perfect angle to highlight the
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colour of the spilling blood against the
golden sand. It'll be spectacular for
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the royal painter.
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Brilliant. Then we wait.
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Okay. What's going on here?
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This war was my birthday present. It was
supposed to be me and you down there
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killing people, not sitting in some
luxury box eating humongous raisins.
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Actually, it's figs.
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I feel something's changed.
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Nothing's changed, Garrett.
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Well, then let's go down there, hack up
a few folk, and go on our vacation, just
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like we talked about.
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Yeah, um, about that.
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Look. Gareth, um, put off the vacation.
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Just for a bit.
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I mean, we would have just conquered a
new kingdom, and it would be impolite to
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leave Mr. Wormwood all by himself after
he was kind enough to bring us this
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conflict. Has this got something to do
with that doo-doo dark magic stuff?
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Actually, it's doo-doo. Two darks, dark,
dark, evil way.
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Back off!
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Of course not, Gareth.
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I swear.
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Hold the crow.
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A second army approaches.
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Yes, being led by some devilishly
handsome hero type.
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Let me see that.
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Oh, God, it's Galavant.
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With a weirdly large beard.
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Right, that's it.
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I'm going to go down there and cause
havoc, just like we planned.
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I hope you're going to join me.
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Okay, you dogs!
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To battle!
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It's a good day to die.
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To stand and fight until there's a good
day to die.
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So if somebody ever said for what we've
done,
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so our reflection perhaps may be gone.
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That. Looks like they're advancing on
the Valencians.
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I can't tell, but they missed my song.
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Maybe we ask them to wait so I can run
out and sing it again?
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No, we'll run out there, Jester.
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But to fight.
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Hortensians! This is our chance!
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Yeah, let's do this.
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I'm just going to go and check things
are locked up.
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Move out!
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It's a good day to...
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Another beautiful day in the country.
Here's some potatoes for you, bae. These
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are bugs.
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This is a day, just a day, like every
other.
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Is everything okay?
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We've lived as best we could.
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Just like we have to get.
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And I must say, though we may not get
another.
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If I'm with you, then our last will at
least be good.
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Well, at least we made it to 25
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vacation. We were supposed to go zip
lining.
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Who doesn't like zip lining?
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We sit here while they do our dirty work
for us. Isn't it crazy what you can talk
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people into doing? Well, I thank God for
the class system every day.
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Mm-hmm. Me too.
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Oh, no.
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This isn't good.
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Oh, the sword of the one true king.
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And he's down there.
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And he's a god.
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This is madness!
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Isabella wasn't lying.
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He's on their side.
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It's time.
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Actually,
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I've been having second thoughts about
the dark evil. Two darks, dark, dark.
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Why is it so hard for people to
remember? It's just I care about Gareth
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and I promised I wouldn't use it.
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He seemed super upset about the
vacation.
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Maybe I'll go down and help him fight.
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Look, may I be blunt?
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You want power, I offer it. You want
control, it's yours for the taking.
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You and the whole ensure it's magical,
baby.
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May I be even blunter?
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Screw Gareth, he's weak.
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Losers vacation, closers use magic.
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Shall we finish this thing?
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I should have stayed with Roberta. Why
do I always have to be so damn heroic?
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You've got a lifetime to be with
Roberta. You've got one day to be
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immortal.
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Today you can be.
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Isabella! I don't want to be Isabella! I
want to be me!
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Where the hell are you going?
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That's one hell of a sword.
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Isabella!
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I've come for you.
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Caliban?
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My love.
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Gareth?
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Richard?
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I know you're upset, okay?
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I'll give you that one because it's been
upsetting me.
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Izzy, please, can we just be done with
this?
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Isabella, look, I didn't tell you to die
in a brown fart.
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The truth is, all I've wanted is to come
back to you. You're the love of my life.
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And if we survive this, I want to marry
you.
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And I want to live by the sea.
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You had me at brown fart.
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Don't worry, Izzy.
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I'm a little bit messy, but...
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We've got a lifetime to work on it.
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I know I've got a lot to apologize to,
Paul. Don't be ridiculous.
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It's just good to see you again, my old
friend.
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What was that?
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Whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, we're on the same team.
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I'm a gallivant. Might it be true love
and all that?
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Gallivant!
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Jetnet army is turning on us!
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I know. They're doing it here, too.
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You can control the dead? Oh, yes. Not
only control, but make them stronger.
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Seems Galavander's brought the wrong
covered dish to the potluck dinner. Ha!
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They're kind of attacking everyone, our
men included.
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Well, you make a kick, you break a few
eggs.
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So, how do we do this?
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Simple.
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When you need a lift.
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When you're feeling low.
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When you think that things will go your
way, oh, there's a little gift everyone
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should know.
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Try it and it's sure to make your day.
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It's called a do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do.
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It's the kind of voodoo that we few who
do-do-do-do-do. Is it evil? Sure, it's
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true. Still good things ensue when you
do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
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Keep your shoulders straight. Like this?
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Lift your chin up high. I'll try. Think
of all the happy thoughts you know.
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Okay, just don't let go.
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Picture those you hate.
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Yep. Shrieking as they die.
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Don't. Then just snap your fingers.
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And a low.
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Your Highness, that's your cue.
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You know what to do.
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and the kind of dead army against
everyone.
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Okay, so we're cool with the Valentians
and Gareth then, yeah? What's up, clown?
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Hiya.
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Hey, stop.
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Who is it?
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It's me.
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Madalena? Don't be so dramatic. I just
want to talk.
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Open the gate.
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have here?
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Galavant?
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Richard?
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You?
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Looks like we're all together again. How
lovely.
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Our storylines have been far too
separated.
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Come on, Dave, let's go.
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You lied to me.
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No, but now I've come for you so you're
not killed like the rest of these
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losers. You promised no magic.
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I know, but...
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We'll rule the seven realms mercilessly.
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But I don't... I don't care what you
want.
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Oh, my goodness.
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She's grey, grey.
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I won't leave my friend.
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It's one thing being a horrible human
being.
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It's another thing to be evil.
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And I would rather die than join the
dark forces.
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Me too.
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And me.
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And me.
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Right, well, no one invited you lot, but
whatever.
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Right, well, I wasn't going to get all
sappy, but thanks for the adventure.
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Thanks for the power.
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Thanks for the crown.
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Thanks for the love.
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And since we're all such good friends, I
will give you exactly ten seconds.
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I suggest focusing all your attention on
ceiling.
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That door.
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Gareth.
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This is your last chance.
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No.
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Suit yourself.
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This is it.
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We're going to die.
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Richard, stand behind me.
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I will not.
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I'll stand beside you.
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It's a good day to die.
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We want there's one more episode.
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But still we could die. We all know
that's a massive load of... Right.
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Still we might.
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And if we did, we will never live
ever...
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by the sea.
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You writing poems for us seven children.
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Frankly, I thought maybe three. I'll
never marry Roberta and rule the
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kingdom. Loved and respected and
cheered.
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Known for my fair-minded ways and my
full-grown dragon.
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Also my full-flowing deed.
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It's a good day to die.
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Oh, please, this isn't Game of Thrones.
We're not gonna die.
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Let's end the song and grow some stones
and fight!
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Or will we leave all our viewers with
pain and anger, just like we
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left them last year?
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Could we just stop once again on a huge
cliffhanger?
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Gabby, no!
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