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Om...

I'm calling the goddesses with me.

Ladies and gents, straights and bends and
those of you who have yet to decide.

Down under is going down, baby.

Prepare because we're sending you
international girls home one by one.

This is the Down Under
Versus The World season one.

Are you ready?

The winner of Drag Race
Down Under Versus The World

will receive a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.

A crown and sceptre
from Amped Accessories and

a grand prize of
fifty thousand Aussie dollars,

courtesy of Flying Tiger Copenhagen's
new RuPaul's Drag Race collection.

Tonight with

Rhys Nicholson,

Lazy Susan,

and our extra special guest judge,

Beks.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race. May
the best Drag Queen win ♪

Oh my God.

Oh my good gay girle, gorgie
guys. Miss Coco Jumbo is back, back, back again.

Well, the first to arrive to
the party, well that never happens.

- So I'm from Down Under season one.
- I was eliminated on the third episode.

Don't worry, girls.

I'll join you soon.

On my season, I was best
known for kicking off Miss Art Simone

which was something that I've
prided myself on for about four years.

Where are the sisters at?

Do we send the invites?

Oh God, I should have brought something.

Surely there's vodka
around here somewhere.

I'm the best representative for Australia

because I'm the queen of Sydney.

I'm the mother of Oxford Street.

I'm the queen's queen and
the queen of the people.

It's bigger, it's better.

I love it.

Alright world, it's me, Michael Marouli, the
runner-up of Drag Race UK season five.

Is she back?

Is this

bitch returning?

Ah, eh heh...

I won the improv challenge where
the angels of the north were born.

Ah, eh heh...

I won the makeover. I won the roast.

I was in the winning girl group.

I smashed it.

I know that spice.
Hello girl. Oh my god. I'm looking at you.
Ummah!

How are you?

Look at this.

I know, welcome Down Under, honey.
Oh my God, she's had a facelift.

I know. Well, thanks for noticing.

Not you.

No.

I had a fire in my belly on season five.

And when I didn't win, it was
like someone poured gasoline on the fire.

So this time, I'm going to
balls to the wall, laser focused.

The crown is mine.

Knock knock.

Come in.

Oh.

Housekeeping.

Hello, my name is Flor.

I'm from RuPaul's Drag
Race Down Under season three

and I was top three on that season.

Oh, lady.

- Look at you.
How about you!?
- You look stunning.

I haven't seen you for so long.

- I know.
- Give me a twirl. Give me a twirl.
- No.

As you can see, I already have a glow up.

I have more ass.

My makeup is better.

You've moved away?

I did.
You're not New Zealand anymore, honey.

No, I'm living in the UK now.

It's Drag Race versus the
World and I'm the international bitch.

You know, I represent Latinas,
I represent Kiwis, I represent Aussies,

I represent English people because
I'm living in the UK now.

I am the world.

I heard that if you go to
Sydney, this bitch doesn't let you work there.

- Oh, is that true?
- The girl's just trying to put
in time. That's all it is.
- So you're saying she's not that good?

I mean, you don't even live in Sydney,

so you don't got
nothing to worry about, bitch.

I really, really

embody the villain.

No, no, no.

I don't want to be problematic, honey.

These days that I swear,

I'm just going to be sweet and nice.

Oh my God, Gag.

From Atlanta, Georgia.

From the Queen of the South, now the

Queen of the Southern
Hemisphere, it's Nicole Paige Brooks.

Well,

are y'all ready, Becky?

Because I am.

You might recognise me from season two or

All Stars ten, depending
on when you were born.

Too much fabric.

Oh, I know that's right.

I'm probably best known
for being from Atlanta, Georgia.

As far as challenge related,
probably not ever winning a challenge.

I've never seen anything like this

ever in my entire life.

You literally did everything opposite of

right.

Though I am the fan favourite.

- I'm a huge fan. You are a legend.
- Thank you.
I believe you. I mean, thank you.

Icon,

she walks in lipstick all over
her teeth. Fuck and love her.

How old are you?

I'm twenty seven.
Oh my God.

Why?

- I found out I'm the oldest person
to ever compete. Like at this age.
- How old are you?

No, I've been doing drag

longer than probably all of them.

Most of their lives I've been doing drag.

I was saying in All Stars ten to myself,

I was like, well these girls packed a

wardrobe, but I packed a personality.

So now I also have
a wardrobe and a personality packed.

Well, it wouldn't be
a show without a showgirl.

Good morning, everyone.

My name is Vybe from Sydney, Australia.

I was the runner-up on Drag Race Down

Under season four. And god damn it,

Lazy, you're not going to do it again.

That's a man.

Hello, hello, hello, ladies.
Hello, bitch.

Well, on my season, I
famously was never in the bottom.

Are you kidding me? It's so
exciting to see you both here.

You and your underbite.

Give me a reading challenge, give
me a rose, give me group curry,

give me anything but a design challenge
and I'm sure I'll do just fine.

- Steve!
- Peter!

- It's me, Peter from school!
- I haven't seen this fucking asshole, man.

How the hell are you going to do that?
Oh my God. How the wife and the kids?

Oh, you know, I dropped
him off at the pool.

Oh.

It's so strange but such a
blessing to not only be back

in the werkroom, but to actually
share this moment with my sister Coco.

We've lived together for over ten
years. We worked together every single week.

- How do you guys
feel competing against each other?
- I love it.

I'm very excited.

- Dying for it.
- I'm very dying for it.

On my season, I nearly won,
and this time, it's my goddamn crown.

Ah!

My name is Estrella Xtravaganza.

I'm from season two,

the season of the challenge of Spain.

The Spanish Passion has arrived.

Híjole.

My drag is like happy

and funny and so campy and what I
like the most is that it's a little naive.

What is that purse on the foot?

I think it's a ham.

Hello. Te amo.

I am so excited. I was
rooting for her on her season.

Te amo!

Te amo!

You just fall in
love with her.
She's so charismatic.

What's your name?

I'm shaking. I'm Estrella Xtravaganza.

I don't understand any of that.

I was known for being
like so happy all the time

and like being so
tender and I was like

the friend that the people
wanted to have and I'm like

to be the friend that
all the world want to have.

Talofa lava, six eight five to the world.

It is your girl Nikita
Iman back again for round two.

I am from Down Under season 4,

here to bring the Polynesian beauty again.

Hi sister!

I am Samoan-born, South Auckland
raised and now based in Sydney.

I got eliminated just before the
finale, which was annoying, but this

time round I am making it
all the way to the end.

Team R H B.

Hi...
Oh my God, how are you, baby?

- You look beautiful.
- Look at you, not wearing a boa.
- Girl, you're from the same season as Vybe.

- Yes, I see. You're fresh.
- You're going to compete each other.

Now, honestly, I'm still healing from
our time together because she's a shady bitch

and she hates everyone and
she's very difficult to work with, but

I love her!

- I mean, by the looks of
it, she's out to get herself really.
- Excuse me, Miss Fish god in the net.

And did we sew this morning
or did we prepare this time?

- It's hard when you make your own clothes.
- I wouldn't know, I've got money.

I still looked fab on the
show, to be honest, no shade, but

you thought I was beautiful
before, just wait and see, bitch.

Catch it, because I'm here to show you.

Oh

Surprise, surprise.

It's your favourite home girl, LaLa Ri

from RuPaul's Drag Race season thirteen

and All Stars eight.

They has calling some experienced baby.

I'm Miss Congeniality, Lip Sync Assassin.

And maybe I'll go for
award winner or something like that.

I actually brought something that
I bought at your retirement sale.

What bitch? Oh yes,
One of the outfits I got from
you, I actually brought it with me.

A couple years ago

I actually considered quitting drag.

I was big thing this hoopla honey.

I took a break

and realised that my
bank account missed the money.

Oh no, I miss
entertaining. I love entertaining people.

What the fuck is that?

Mabuhay!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Hi, Sisters!

It's M1ss Jade So.

And I am your Dagesang Goddessa

of the Philippines.

It's time to give my Dikiyana

to myself.

She said what?

I am from the season 2 of
Drag Race Philippines and I am a finalist.

My brand is very cunty, ethereal,
but at the same time demonic.

- I'm the female Jesus.
- (all) Yes.

Yes. you are.

In my season, I learned a
lot of things during my dollification era,

and now I am in my goddessification era.

So, um, I just landed to Earth.

Oh, welcome.

- I am from my planet, Vortexa.
- Mhm.

- Vortexa?
- Okay.

Praise be, praise be.

So let's hold our hand.

Okay.

Wait a minute. Where are we going?

We about to call the spirits up like
Yeah.

Wait a minute.

Bitch, okay, because

I don't know what's going on right here.

She might be doing rituals.

Inhale.

all together

- Oh.
- Om...

No, you're not getting your.

Did you feel that vibrations?

She's a little witchy.

Yeah, she has an interesting

point of view.

I'm into it.

Hello, my name is Art
Simone and I'm from RuPaul's Drag

Race Down Under season one, the
first ever contestant, and I'm back.

Well, this will be a piece of piss.

I was best known for,

I would say lots of wonderful things
like my runways and my humour and um,

oh yeah, that I was eliminated and came

back mysteriously and still
no one knows why.

She's so much a trash.
It's a mystery.

Hellooo!!
Darling, season one sister.

Oh my God, I love it.

You've got to be fucking kidding
me. Art Simone, I am triggered, bitch.

What is going on?

So, Art, um
Tell.

Do you consider this your
second or third time being here?

Yes, technically it's a third chance,

you know, third time is the charm.

Cats have nine lives, I only need three.

But the thing is,

Coco didn't actually eliminate me.

RuPaul did, who surprisingly isn't here.

So, I think the only thing I have
to prove this time is that I'm not a sore loser,

but I plan to win, so I
think that's the best way to show it, maybe.

I think we are ten.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
- We're ten. Is that all?
- I think that's it.
- It's all ten of us.

This looks a really strong cast to me.

Let's make this the
best season ever, girly.

Yeah!

What?

Wow.

Raven walks in and I'm like,

What?

It's fucking Raven.

I'm leaving.

Meow.

I'm Raven. I was on
RuPaul's Drag Race season two.

What's up, bitches?

And RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
where I was runner up both times.

You up for an alliance?

This time I might win
since Ru doesn't make the decision.

- So, hi.
- Hi.

- So who's doing RuPaul's makeup now?
- Yeah, he's doing it himself?

She's at home.

That bitch is on vacation. Yeah,
she's making Tik Toks and she's DJing.

Raven, are you competing?

Yes.

Are you?

- No, you're not.
- Bitch, I don't believe it.
- I don't think so.

So, I first was on
RuPaul's Drag Race sixteen years ago.

Both times I competed, I made it

all the way to the end
and just didn't cross the finish line.

Chad Michaels.

I'm going to cross
the finish line this time.

Okay, so bitch you are competing?

Yes.

Wow!
Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Bitch,

my jaw hits the floor.

Like she is

top tier and you're
telling me she's competing?

Why is Raven here?

Is that nepotism?

So, I'm excited to compete against you
again, since you sent me home originally.

And told me I was never gonna get it.

- Get out!
- But you didn't. So

Oh!

I have some unfinished
business with Raven, so

I'm excited to see how this plays out.

So, girls!

This is the first season of Drag Race

Down Under Versus The World.

- Are you excited for it?
- (all) Yeah!

Oh hell!
Who is coming?

Oh my God, something is on fire.

We're burning the house down.

Something is happening

and it smells like Michelle Visage.

Ah.

Hello, hello, hello.

Eh eh eh eh!

I'm so excited to see Michelle
for the first time in this competition.

Oh my God, it's getting real.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

Hey, Yummy Mommy!

Oh.

Welcome to Drag Race
Down Under Versus The World!

It is my honour to be in the presence

of so many icons from
Australasia and around the globe!

The winner of Drag Race
Down Under Versus The World

will earn the title of
Queen of the Mother Tucking World.

Yeah!

Plus, a cash prize of

fifty thousand Aussie dollars.

I want them.

I don't mind if they are
Australian or American, but I want them.

I want money.

Now, to kick things off,

for your first maxi challenge,

we're going back to basics

with a DIY Diva Design challenge.
- Oh wow!

Yeah!

Design for the first episode.

Girl, bye.

Oh, Pit Crew!

- A ver!
- Hola, mi alma!
- Oh my God!

Haba haba haba haba haba!

Oh my goodness, we have
got two hot toddies strutting in.

Hello, boys!

Hey boys, what's your
name? Where you come from?

I'm Liam, I'm from the Gold Coast.

Sam from Sydney.

- We are glad to have you here.
Thank you for joining us.
- Cheers. Thanks for having us.

Glad to be here.

Now queens, to create your outfits,

you can only use the material
represented inside one of these boxes.

Okay.

Triggered.

Are you ready?

- (all) Yes!
- Come on, give me a box.

Assume the position.

All right.

Let this pass around party -

bottom - begin.

Cha cha party.

♪ Cha cha party go ♪

♪ Five, six.
Cha cha bitch ♪

♪ Three ♪

♪ Five, six, cha cha bitch ♪

That'll be an interesting
way of us getting

our pepper, it's playing
pass around party bottom.

Now, I may have participated
in a game like that

in the past, but this
is definitely a different version.

♪ Five, six, cha cha bitch ♪

Hey!

Everybody have a box?

- Yeah!
- Barely.
- Right. Mine up, Ladykins.

Okay, who has box number one?

Bing bong.

Okay, Vybe, you're going to go first.
- Okay.
Show us what's in your box.

- Oh!
Oh, it's really expensive.

- She has black and white mod material.
- Okay, yeah, very mod.

Who's got box number two?

- Me.
- Raven!

Ooh!

- Okay.
- Yeah

Raven has stretched denim.

Hey LaLa, what's inside your box, baby?

Girl, let's see, child.

Ah!

LaLa has what we call a floral sequin.

Nicole Paige Brooks.

What is it?

Oh my God.

And it's some bathroom rug
fucking material and I'm not happy.

Hi Jade, show the world
what's in your box, my darling.

(all) Oh, wow!

Shiny red Lycra.

How about box number six?

Oh, hola Flor.

I don't want to see it.

Oh!
Ooh!

Thank you, mama.

Yay, Coco Jumbo!

Coco has the beautiful pistachio.

- Michael Marouli.
- (all) Woah!

Michael's now the proud
owner of the Velvet Tiger.

Estrella.

One, two, three, Caramba.

- Ah!
- Girl,

the colour that Michelle hates the most,

and I'm gonna start with it.

Go on, Art, let's see
what you've got in there.

Yes!

Are you kidding me?

I bleed that colour.

I don't really have
anything against the pussies themselves,

but I don't know if spots are good on me.

That leaves you Nikita Iman.
Yes.

Period.

Red crushed velvet for Nikita Iman.

Queens, you can use your
own hair, accessories, and undergarments.

So stitch, stitch, bitch, like
your crowd depends on it.

Racers,

start your engines,

and may the best drag queen

win!

Oh, it's going to work.

I'm going to tell you something.

What?

Filipino Drag is just another level.

- Thank you. Thank you.
Another level.
I wasn't talking about you, honey.

They run to getting out of drag.
We still got nervous energy. We're still

sizing each other up a little bit.

We're still gag the bloody Ravens
in the room. Like, what the hell?

I'm still waiting for the twist.

What's going on?

Why is she standing here?

Raven, fuck off!

She's technically a winner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
of our season.

Very that.

She's a winner.

She's gonna fuck with us, that's sure.

Everyone's still kind of
got their eyes on me

thinking it's impossible that I'm here.

I kind of feel touched that they are

thinking that I couldn't
or shouldn't be doing this.

But then I'm like,

why not?

Ah!

- Design Challenge episode one.
- Episode one.

- Somebody hates me.
- Okay.

Off the rip, we have to make our own look

for the very first runway
of Down Under Versus The World.

Why are they just trying to make me sew

everything on Drag Race?

Like, they want me to start a

fashion line or something like that.

Season two.

I was also safe.

And then

that's the only design challenge.

You didn't have a
design challenge on All Stars?

What I learned from my very first design

challenge and from watching
design challenges over the years

is not to play it safe.

- Honestly, no shade, you'd surprise me
with an hour challenge.
- Well, I feel like

I can put things together.
That's the designing of something
that stresses me out.

Oooh hi...

- Wow wow wow!
- I'm back.

How are my DIY Divas
doing? Let me hear it.

I'll be the judge of that. Yeah?

Okay.

Art, Estrella, Flor, Jade,

vengan aquí.

Art Simone.
- Hello!
Hello. How are you?
- I'm doing really well.

This is my favourite colour on Earth.
- Yes.

Yes, I need to ask
you, is it leopard or cheetah?

I can't tell the difference.

This one's leopard.
Okay.

So, I thought cavewoman.

I thought I thought
we could go cave woman.
- No.

No, okay.

Fine.

I'm going a little bit more
simple. I'm trying to be elegant.
- Oh.

Yes, I know. A little bit strange to me.
- All right.

I also want to put a look together that

maybe Michelle would like to wear herself

because she is obsessed with leopard.

So I got to present something that

she would want to wear too.

Well, I can't wait to see
what you do with my favourite colour.

Yeah, mine too. Love it.

Your favourite?

Yeah, I love leopard.

Good.

Estrella.

From one to another.

Yes.

Oh my God, it's all right.
My favourite to my least favourite.

I really want to do something
like so Kim Kardashian, like so Balenciaga.

Um, I mean, I'm not a fashion girl, but

it's some of the few
little references that I have?

I say go for it if you could

do it, but it's a big undertaking. I know
the look that you're talking about.

I know it's a big undertaking, but I
have a lot of time to not sleep.

Miss Jade.
- Mabuhay, Michelle.
Hello, my darling. You know how to sew?
- I do design my own clothes too.
You do?

And then I let someone sew it for me.

Oh.

I don't want to tell Michelle yet
that I'm a fashion design student because

I really want her to
know me without a background.

I only did three looks in my entire life.

And you're going to do that?

Yeah, this is my fourth.

Oh, you know what, Jade? If you

're telling me you could do it, then

I'm going to believe you could do it.

Thank you.

So, Vybe, you're back.

Um, what are you going to do

differently this time if anything?

Win.

So tell me what you're
going to do with your um,

So, thinking something very
sixties babe at all moment.

I like this idea of the sixty
thing because the fabric is dictating really.

- Yes.
And it's giving us a twiggy kind of

You know?
- Yeah, and I think like that can give
it a bit of its own character as well.

In my original season, I
was actually in the top three,

I think for the design
challenge, which honestly, I'm still surprised.

Let's move on to Coco.
- Good morning.
You and Art Simone have a history?

Oh.

I'd love.

We've had like four years
to sweep it under the rug.

Has it been swept?

Yeah, totally. We're best friends.
We've been on tour together.
- Okay.

Everything is all water under
the bridge. We're sisters again.

So are you ready to rip that dream
away from her one more time? I totally.

Absolutely. Of course. I'm
going to do it again.

Tricked ya!

Nicole Paige Brooks.

- Yes, ma'am.
How does it feel to be a fan favourite?

Uh,

accurate.

I'm so excited and you're here with Raven.
- Yes. We're still waiting for the trick

or what's ever going to pop out.

Is she really a contestant?

Did you see her
standing here with a notebook?

It's cool that I have a

season two OG here with me.

But I also don't mind being the only one.

LaLa Ri.

Michelle, my babe.

You had some redemption on All Stars
- Uh-huh.

You should be damn
proud of yourself tonight, kiddo.

I was so nervous for you.

I just kept flashing back to the design

challenge where you had to put bags on.

Maybe I should start a bag line.

That's what I'm going to do.

Because obviously

you girls like to talk about the bags.

I'm going to start the bag like,

I redeem myself on All-Stars, so
I'm ready to take it there.

Um, but no, I
have not sold since All-Stars.

LaLa!

So I'm not too scared about the

sewing challenge.

I just know that I'm not a seamstress.

I know I can turn a design.

Hello, Raven.

Hi, Michelle.

Welcome back to the
competition. How you feeling?

I'm very nervous.

Are you? Do you hear that, kids?

I mean, there's fierce
queens in the entire world.

And I'm nervous about the queens.

I feel like I've got a lot to prove.

Okay.

Because you probably read all
of us on your toot or boot.

I think about that too.

Like there's a lot writing on my shoulders

that I need to present

something that's toot-able.

I have so many ideas for myself.

Can I see some of those ideas?
- Sure.

The reality of the competition is
now setting in because I have to

narrow it down to one design.

I have to make something

and I have to present on the main stage.

So it's like, okay, engines have started.

Tomorrow on the main stage,
you'll debut your DIY Diva designs.

Where we'll be joined by Rhys Nicholson.

Ooh.

Down Under's reigning drag superstar

Lazy Susan.
- Yes!

And our extra special guest judge

Aussie DJ and pop princess

Beks.

Oh, Beks is here.

I'm very excited to have
our Diva for the premiere episode.

So, in the words of
a very wise drag queen,

good luck and don't fuck it up.

Woo!

Okay, bye.

Bye.

I think I can do
this sketch because it's going to

be some hot glue and I
can manage a hot glue gun.

I'm more worried about the comparison

judging of it all. Like I don't know

everybody else's abilities.

Did you decide on a design?

I made cut.

You made cuts?

Decisions have not been
made, cuts have been made.

You're okay, LaLa?

No.

Mama, you think you got this in the bag?

Are you trying to be funny whore?

This is a funny queen.
Get back over there where you belong.

Little type of USA
in the corner, I struggling.

Nicole is hot-glueing.

LaLa Ri's having a breakdown and
Raven is staring at her dinner.

I'm kind of happy to see
the Americans sweat a little bit.

The fabric is impossible to work with.

I might have a meltdown

the minute I start stitching it.

It's just getting caught in
the machine. It's breaking the machine.

I had to recut the full front and back of

the garment because the first one I did

just completely fucked up.

So I'm running out of fabric as well.

So I am stressed to death.

Have you worked with
a fabric like yours before?

No.

I'm trying to sew and
this fabric just keeps breaking.

And I'm like, oh my god, for fuck's sake.

This look has to be ready
for the runway, and it has

to look good.

Who spray painted
all over my outfit?

That is brown spray paint all
over my outfit. Who was it?

Any-fucking-one here.

Disgusted.

I don't know what it is,
but there's something in my waters

that's telling me that this is
going to be a very long night.

Pray for us.

Mabuhay!
It's a new day in the werkroom. Yes...

Season two OG.
- (all) Season two!
You know us.

It's a new day in the werkroom.

You're going to see the first
divine goddessa walking on that runway.

So how does this feel
doing your first sewing challenge?

It's scary, I hate it.
- Yeah.

Uh, I don't know if I told
you I had an injury last year.

And then at the end of last year my
mom passed away and so I feel like I've just
been like living in grief and depression for

this entire time.

So, of course I like mask
it all like drinking and eating.

Oh, actually, this is the first
time actually properly sewing for myself.

And it's so noticeable now

the weight that I've
gained since my first season.

It's weird.
I'm actually having
to admit myself that like

I am so much of a
bigger girl than I've ever been.

But you're still amazing, you're still

beautiful, no matter what size you are.
- Oh, it's true that. Thank you.
You're sickening, okay?

Coco is such a beautiful person and to

hear her say how she feels about herself.

It's kind of, you know, like, oh my God,

I just want to give her a big old hug.

You're still that girl, bitch.

Love you. I love you baby, so much.
- I can't wrap my head around it.
Well, we can't have Coco miniature.

You're Coco jumbo.

Oh my God, that face.

These motherfuckers need to see
themselves in the mirror, mama.

You look amazing, girl.
- If this bitch is in the
bottom two, please send her home.

Welcome to the main stage of
Drag Race Down Under Versus The World.

Making her judge panel debut, it's
the Queen of Comedy, Couture and Chaos,

Lazy Susan.

Woo!

Lazy Susan, since winning the crown,
what have you been up to?

Oh, Michelle, it's been amazing. I
was in an episode of Doctor Who.

I played Mama Morton
in Chicago on Broadway.

Uh, I've just been cast in 'Oh, Mary!'

Actually, that's Jinx Monsoon.

Yeah.

I don't know where I've been.

Well, you're here now,
and that's all that matters.

Thank you, Michelle.

Well, surprise, surprise.
It's Rhys Nicholson.

I'm back, Michelle. I'm here, I'm
queer, and apparently still under contract.

For now.

And our extra special guest judge,

Drag Race super fan,

Beks.

It's kangaroo season, because all
the good boys are gay.

Story of my life.

This week, we challenged our
queens to sew what they reap.

And tonight on the runway, category is

DIY Divas.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ The time has come to switch that kitty on ♪
- Category is DIY Divas.

Up first,

Art Simone.

Okay.

Cougar? I barely know her.

Thank you. First one of the series.

I'm the one that
is breaking in the runway.

Leopard Princess Slit Demon.

Take a big cheeky grin and there's
some nice little fangs 'cause I'm a kitty cat.

Meow.

I thought these were extinct in Tasmania.

She's not a cheetah.

I am honestly pretty chuffed with how

my look has come together.

It flows really nicely on the runway.

It's a little bit edgy, it's a little bit

dark, it's a little bit sexy.

Safari, so good.

I may now be a fan of leopard - I dunno!

This is why you don't
get your teeth done in Turkey.

Up next,

M1ss Jade So.

Oh. Oh.

Jessica Rabbit called, she wants to
beat the shit out of you.

Greetings Earthlings.

I am the Root Chakra Goddessa that
will guide you the early stages of life.

I am wearing a lava gown that
is made from a magnificent metallic red fabric.

With an intricate way of
fabric manipulation, touched with a gold

pearls that came from thy womb
as a manifestation of my femininity.

Reminds me I got to clean my grill.

- Oh, hey...
- Oh kinky.
- Now she's smoking crack.

Up next

Vybe.

Ah!

Yes!

Oh, unfortunately, she has mono-chrome.
- Bitch, you stole my line!

So for our DIY table look,
I was given this gorgeously patterned
monochromatic fabric, and I designed to
become the icon of the sixties.

You've heard of Twiggy?

This is her sister Twatty.

I am in a complete head to toe

black and white monochromatic
look with arms, with legs,

with the dress, with a neckline,
two hems and a fucking purse.

Ha!

Somehow everything has worked perfectly
and I look fucking incredible.

You know what? I'm sensing a pattern here.

It's like a Rorschach test.

It is.
- Everyone else can see
my dad on that dress.

Up next,

LaLa Ri.

Come on, Flapper, I don't even know her.

It's the very first
runway of the season, bitch.

The concept is very
disco meets, flapper meets.

I'm a whore.

But you know I got to show my legs.

I might show a little
Kitty cat too, if you're lucky.

Hey, hey buddy, my pussy's down here.

I can see her Glitoris.

And bitch, I'm popping down.
I feel like a supermodel.

Call me Naomi Campbell.

Brooke.

Yes,

Headband.

Up next,

Flor.

Somebody forgot the moth balls.

From the Charli xcx bridal collection.

Don't be a buzz kill.

The fabric that I have is like
a rainbow, like a rainbow colourful fabric.

I definitely can't walk,

but I've decided to just go

as a bag, a free bag
that is ready to kill the husband.

So bzz-bzz bitch.

She's such a slit.

Why does this dress make
me think of Natalie Imbruglia?

Cuz it's 'Torn'.

Up next,

Raven.

What did Beyoncé say?

Cuff it.

I'm so excited that I get
to walk the main stage again.

Love the Bangles.

The musician.

Of course.

This is an
absolute quintessential Raven look.

High waisted.

Clavicles and shoulders out.

One of the things I
love is a monochromatic look.

We found the gay gene.

Bitch

I made a denim wig.

And not just any denim
wig, a denim pussycat wig.

Take that, Sydney Sweeney.

Up next,

Nikita Iman.

Ah, look at that.
- Wow.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You
never know which one you're going to get.

I feel beautiful.

Head to toe in red, red
is one of my favourite colours.

Be our guest, be our guest,
put our bonus to the test.

The concept for the look is to
see how different I can make the fabric.

You know, how many textures
can I apply to the fabric?

I want it to be a little bit more 3D.

I want it to be a little bit more

structured. I put a little bit of draping

in there as well.

So, I'm very happy with how it came out.

See, lots of people are
anti you, but I'm actually prolapse.

Rose butt.

Up next,

Estrella Xtravaganza!

Ooh!

I had a grill lycra and I decided

to put everything together
in something like it's

a little like sporty
but glamorous like Kim

Kardashian so Balenciaga and
I think it works together.

I haven't seen weapons.
Is this what it's like?

And I feel like so rich.

I take my glasses off.

Oh wow, she's stunning. Who she is? I
want to meet her. I want to meet her.

No, I know you want
to meet me and I'm sorry.

I can't.

Putting the mo in mocap.

Is that a Birkin bag or a Merkin bag?

So many Muppets had to die for this look.

Up next,

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Welcome to the Thunderdome.

On the runway, I'm
always serving full woman,

you know, I feel like a woman.

I was raised by T-girls.

I want my visual to be very feminine

and I think that's what I'm presenting.

And then the turnaround where
they get to see the

ass crack.

You know, that pays the bills.
- Ooh.

Let's the kids see them goodies.

But yeah, I love my outfit. I
feel like I'm one of the tops.

and a beautiful symbol on her
back. You know what it means?
- What?

Whore.

Cash up front.

Up next,

Michael Marouli.

Boo!

Oh my God.

Now this girl can spell.

My look is even very much
goth glam and this very sophisticated

skin tight voluptuous woman with
a bit of a dark side.

Holy doley, Michael Marouli.

Someone check under the toilet
seat, there's a black widow.

Oh.

This woman is not to be fucked with.

She's rich, she's opulent,

but she will cut your head off

and shit down your neck.

And I'm saying that as
I'm walking down, you know,

just giving it to the
judges, a little bit of

I fucking dare you.

Is the broomstick still running?

Up next,

Coco Jumbo.

Pistachio.

Coco, you better do.

This lady that I've created,

she's going out, she's on holiday,

she's going out for drinks.

She's a good time girl, that's for

damn sure.

She's the first to arrive
and the last to leave.

Sorry, Kylie, there's a
new green fairy in town.
- Okay.

Look at that smile.
I have a superpower and when I step into

the room, I can make everybody smile.

So, I'm hoping

that's in full effect right now.

I'm feeling expensive and delicious,
and who doesn't love that?

Why am I craving Dubai chocolate?

Yes!

Crunch.

Mmm.

Welcome Global Glamazons, you look

gorgeous.

Starting now.

Down Under Versus The World
rules are now in full effect.

I'll choose the top
two queens of the week.

They'll go head-to-head and toe-to-toe

in a lip sync for the world.

And the winner will receive the power

to eliminate one of the bottom queens.

Now, when I call your name,

please step forward.

Art Simone.

Raven.

Nikita Iman.

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Coco Jumbo.

Based on your runway presentations,

you are all

safe.

Hooray!

Whoa!

But so many of you save
queens could have been in the top.

And you know who you are.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.
Oh thank you guys.

Bye. Loves.

Bye. Good luck.

Ladykins.

You represent the tops and
the bottoms of the week.

And now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first,

M1ss Jade So.

How fucking dare you?

This is so impolite to come
on our stage looking this fucking good.

This is so intricately
detailed, so beautifully made.

The fact that you didn't
turn up with this already

made and you made this
in a design challenge is bonkers.

This slaps harder than
a magpie in mating season.

I

love.

this look.

- You came out and we were all gob smacked.
We all collectively gasped.
- Thank you.
- I thought this was a gorgeous

production, a gorgeous presentation and
beautiful execution. Thank you, M1ss Jade.
- Thank you. Namaste.

Namaste.

Up next,

Vybe.

Well, let's just start it out laid
out plane. You're full of fucking shit.

In your season, you said you couldn't sew.

And then you came out in that fucking
winning gown and now you've done it again.

Apparently I'm a liar.

You're a liar.

I'm a liar.
- You're a liar.
I'm a liar.

What I love about it is that you kind of

come out with a character every time.

Everything is perfectly connected.

I'm just so glad you're one
of the Down Under girls personally.

What is it with you about
saying that you can't do these things?

Um, I can sew and
put a seam together, but yeah,

coming up with the shapes
is not something I'm used to.

But this is not Project Runway.

It worked.

Thank you so much.

Next, we're ready for
the full LaLa Ri experience.

This look,

it is perfectly balanced.

I will say I love a flapper.

I just wasn't expecting to see so much

flaps.

And

I think all it would
have taken was like some

stoning or something down there
because there was a couple moments

where it felt like I was
in like the fridge section of

a supermarket and I was looking
at the meat pressed up against

the plastic.

I don't agree. I like to show my pussy.

- Okay, all right.
- I'm trying to make extra
money after how you're going.

You know.

Honestly, you could fry
an egg on this fierceness.

I love the colour contrast
you've gone with the neon heels.

I know you've proven
yourself after the unfortunate

bag incident. I know, I know.

Which kind of made you famous in
the best way possible, right? Let's be honest.
- Yeah, yes.

Up next,

Flor.

Does that fabric have any stretch?

A little bit.
Okay, so I could see you like fighting
a little bit of a battle to get

it to conform, but I think you've done

a really brilliant thing
in making it this like,

kind of like MTV red carpet moment.

Like, it feels young, it feels cool,

and it feels like it's your point of view

and that's what I really love about it.

I don't know if you're a moth or a fly.

Just a bug.

Just a bug.

Okay.

You're a gorgeous Guatemalan
bug. That's what you are.

I think the issue is

it's almost telling
three different stories.

Like I think the feathers were like an

antennae, but it's almost
giving us like a saloon...

...mother, you know what I mean?

And then the shoes were telling more of

like a disco fantasy.

I love all of them.

They just don't tell the same story.

You are still a beautiful queen.

Thank you.

Estrella Xtravaganza.

Whereas the kids say Australia

Xtravaganza.
- I know. I don't know why.
I mean, it's not that hard.

To say...
Estrella.

Estrella.

Exactly.

Estrella.

Hello, Miss Xtravaganza.

Hi love.

I'm actually gobsmacked

that you did a whole body suit

and then you made the outfit on top.

I think that is so cool.

Potentially it's a little
over accessorised with the with

the bangles, but that's
kind of it's pretty great.
- Of course.

Yeah!

I mean, what do
you mean? Over accessorised.

I don't understand what you're saying.
- Oh.

I like her.

I know that you felt plain.

This is a drag competition.

But I think there's so much of that

foreskin fabric down there.

But, that you didn't need accessories.

Thank you, mi amor.

Up next,

Michael Marouli.

Hello, Beelzebub.

Hiya.

You can't convince me that
you didn't bring this with you.

The crazy thing about this for me is that

if you were like an inch the
other side of it, it would look costumey.

This is giving Count Dragula.

I love it.

Your seamstress skills are incredible,
and you could honestly sell this...

for a lot of money. It's fantastic.

This is so completely
thought out and put together.

The waist sash with the jewellery in the

middle, matching kind of
the jewellery up here.

This is fantastic.

Thank you, thank you, thank you
from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you, Queens.

I think we've heard enough.

Now, based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

M1ss Jade So,

Michael Marouli.

You are the top two queens of the week.

Oh my God.

Condragulations.

You each earned a coveted
Down Under Versus The World badge.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Wear it with pride.

Vybe.

Estrella.

You're both safe.

LaLa Ri,

and Flor.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both in the bottom.

Miss Jade and Michael,

Each of you needs to decide
which of the bottom queens you'll eliminate

if you win the lip sync.

So while you queens
deliberate in the werkroom,

The judges and I

will enjoy a snag or two.

You may leave the stage.

Can we get a round of
applause for everyone on our first challenge?

And a massive congratulations
to our top two.

I am gogged, gooped.

This is what I came here to do.

Honestly, God, I was shitting myself.

Why?

When they told us that it was design in
episode one. I just put so much pressure
on it and I was like, fuck. I think we all were.

Literally.
How do you feel, Jade?
I'm so

I'm overwhelmed in a fucking good way.

Hmh
And hearing the judges critiques

makes me so emotional.

Top two at the very first week.

I've seen this.

I was living in the future.

Then you two are on the bottom.

Yeah, I'm in the bottom two.

Uh, they didn't like my heel.

Oh my God, I just can't believe it.
I just can't believe it because you know what?

I really care about how I look.

Pretty much just a slap on my face and

being like, oh you
thought you were that good.

Like, they did like the concept.

What's the concept?

It was a bug.

You know, a bug.

I see it now.

Oh yeah.

This motherfucking bitch.

And LaLa, what do they hate about you?

What was their complaint?

Can I see the pussy?

So I stand before you in the
bottom two, not because of my design,

because they absolutely loved it.

They said it was beautiful.
The colour concept was everything.

The construction was lovely.

I stand in the bottom
two because my pussy was out.

I'm looking over
at Australia, Australia

and she looked like the green man.

But um, I'm really in the bottom...

for no pantie

I thought that Raven...

I thought Raven would be in

top placement as well.
- I really think that

You have denim hair.

- Yeah.
Like, come on.

I made a goddamn denim wig.

Yeah.

Safe.

Can't see where it's safe, but you know,

you go into something you think

I'm doing a great job.

I'm putting my best foot forward.

So, I was safe.

Uh, well, girlies, I hate
to break up the party, but

Jade, we need to go
and talk to the bottom two.

It's the very first untucked.

And I want to
celebrate as much as possible.

But,

I'm going to be
making a hard decision tonight.

How are you?

I'm like

sad, frustrated,

angry.

I still think that, you know,

well my outfit is not bad.

It was just the accessories.

I think so.

I don't feel there's a reason
for her to send me home.

So my faith is pretty much on her.

Being completely clear and honest.

That's her third time.
Yeah.

So she already had

chances.

It's so good to see her fighting for it.

But when she started
talking about LaLa Ri,

It's kind of like

uh uh

sister

recentre, let's recentre.

My outfit is more detailed.
My outfit is more elevated.

Just literally look at her outfit.

That's just literally fabric.

All around it.

She should talk about herself,

pleading her case on how badly she

wants this competition rather
than compare, compare, compare.

Tell me how you feel.

You know what? I'm making a joke
about it because I'm honestly I can't believe

literally in the bottom because

it was too short for their liking.

When I first did a design challenge, I
had a fucking paper bag glued to my corset.

So I went home, learned how to
sew, came back a better person with

it when it comes, when it comes
to sewing, you know what I mean?
- I'm just trying to be myself.

I'm not using a strategy.

I'm not using a mind trick or

I'm not using to bring anybody else down.

In this moment, it's all about
me and my fight to be here.

So, if I did

save you this week.
Would you scratch my back?

Absolutely, you know I'm one of my word.

I got you, you got me.

Oh, there we go.

There's a little alliance,

an international alliance.

It's nice, you know,

to have each other's back.

And I'm forever be with you, girl.
Got your back.

Cover that puss.

One day, babe.

- I know I'm not.
Oh, bitch.

There's so much going on.

I just didn't expect to be
in the bottom in the first episode.

I know.

This is her third chance.

She already had this moment.

Twice.

This is my first time coming back.

And I think I deserve to stay.

I just feel like

since the moment I sit down

in this chair,

I can see in her eyes
that she already made her choice.

This is

a really, really tough game.

Yeah.

It's going to happen to all
of us, you know? That's horrible.

This is a competition and it's a game.

And I'm here to play
the game and to win it.

If we are judged
during execution, that's the

rules of the game we signed up to play.

It's not personal, it's drag.

I don't know. There's a
little of a disconnection with Michael.

I feel like I have less chances

to stay with Michael.

Are you NPB? Nicole Paige Brooks?

- Absolutely.
- New Pussy Bitch?

New Pussy Bitch is who
I am bitch down, okay?

I'm surprised you're in the bottom.

You?

I'm not in the bottom

because of something bad, per se.

I'm not in the bottom

because I had a horrible look.

I'm in the bottom because my dress.
- The pussy.
- The pussy

You're showing and that as it should.

Exactly.
- I think I love your energy. I really really do.
Thank you, mama.

And I'm here to make
you happy. Keep me around.

Yeah.

Jade is loving my energy right now.

We like we're connecting with each other.

You know, she's all about the universe.

You know, maybe

there is a chance that she could save me.

But I don't know is Jade that well?

It's fifty-fifty.

I mean, you want me give
you a little more pussy away?

Yes, still want to see
your pussy or your butt hole.
- Yeah.

Ooooh!

Next time, please.

That's so nasty.

LaLa in moholala.

Thank you sister.

I'm going to go change my lipstick look,

and yeah, I'll think about my decisions.
- I will kill it, mama.

Love you.

Love you, baby.

Let's go.

So now I have the power to
send one of the bottom girls home.

If I win the lip sync.

I've known LaLa outside of here. I
think she's got amazing reasons to stay.

Flor is such an energy,

but it comes down to who
I think got the worst critique.

At this moment, I still
don't know who to choose.

There's a chance for me to eliminate.

Make the down under girls
lesser than the international girls,

but the US girlies are
strong and Raven is here.

If I choose LaLa's
lipstick, maybe Raven will revenge.

Girl

Okay.

Let's tuck in.

Oh.

Oh.

Michelle, you said we're
having a sausage party.
It's a snack.

Now, don't forget the bottom bit, guys.

You people always ignore the bottom bit.

You got to get a good hold.
- You people?

I just like to look
it in the eye sometimes.

I feel like I'm the only
one with it in my mouth.

I've said that before.
Go on!

Oh my God!

I want to go out with her.

You know what? I'm going to save mine for later.
- That's good.
Yeah, now

bring back my girls.

Welcome back.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight, you were asked
to prepare a lip sync performance

of Melodrama by Beks.

Ladies,

this is your chance to impress me.

and earn the power to give
one of the bottom queens the chop.

I'm very, very confident.

Walking at the very, very first
lip sync is so fucking satisfying.

This is gonna be mine.

The time has come.

For you to lip sync

for

the

world!

Performing is my bread and butter.

I know the song like the back of my hand.

It's up tempo.

I know exactly what I'm going to do.

Press play and let me give you a show.

Sit down, little girl.

Let mama show you how it's done.

Good luck.

And don't

fuck it up.

♪ I thought it was obvious ♪

♪ Was it too soon? ♪

♪ Guess we’ll just keep spiralling ♪

♪ always a step ahead of the truth ♪

♪ I don’t know my star signs ♪

♪ but you’re giving gemini ♪

♪ by the way you switch minds ♪

♪ follow the white rabbit ♪

♪ escaping your mortality ♪

♪ round and round and round
and round and round and round ♪

♪ I make you go ♪

♪ twist around your finger ♪

♪ turn the ballerina ♪

♪ draw the queen of hearts
from a house of cards ♪

♪ you let her pull the strings of love again ♪

♪ Keep your crystal
ball, just so predictable ♪

♪ when we go off, we’re on and off and on
I'm curious ♪

♪ how you don’t get tired ♪

♪ sleeping with your alibis ♪

♪ can you keep your head above the tide? ♪

♪ i don’t know my stars signs ♪

♪ but you’re giving gemini ♪

♪ by the way you switch minds ♪

♪ follow the white rabbit ♪

♪ escaping your mortality ♪

♪ round and round and round and
round and round and round and ♪

♪ I’ll makе you go ♪

♪ twist around your finger ♪

♪ turn the ballerina ♪

♪ bеautiful disaster ♪

♪ spin the cyclorama ♪

♪ ooh, our melodrama ♪

♪ draw the queen of hearts ♪

♪ from a house of cards ♪

♪ you let her pull the strings of love again.♪

♪ Keep your crystal
ball, just so predictable ♪

♪ when we go off, we’re on and off and on ♪

Queens!

I've made my decision.

Michael Marouli, condragulations. You
are a winner, baby.

And you won a cash
tip of three thousand dollars.

Bitch, you don't get this in the
UK. This is everything. Thank you so much.

Anything you want to say?

Like, fuck me.

This is everything. Thank you.

M1ss Jade So.

You are free to slay another day.

You may join the other girls.

Well done baby.

Well done love.

Will the bottom two
queens please step forward?

Good luck, girls.

Chicas.

Michael Marouli.

With great power
comes great responsibility.

And tonight,

I've decided to use my great power.

To block this elimination.

Michael,

You may keep your lipstick tucked away

because no one is going home tonight.

There is still so much more I want to see.

from all of you.

First week
completed. Condragulations, Queens.

And remember,

Stop relying on that body.

And let your inner light shine grow.

Can I get a waka-waka?

Waka-waka.

And now, let the music play!

Look at the Leopard print.

Hi, it's Michelle.

How long will it take you to get here?

Next time on Drag Race
Down Under Versus The World.

For this week's maxi challenge,
you'll be forming a tribute band

to an artist that's
so nice, we're honouring her twice.

Ooh.

You need to give your
wig stylist a fucking raise.

I find it so important for a drag
queen to know the lyrics of the song.

From the beginning, I
don't want to hear it.

Wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute.

Fight, fight, fight, Hercules, Hercules.