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It is the end of the semester and people
are ready to party, baby!
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Woo! I'm free!
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That is right.
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Your boy is almost done with college.
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For real this time.
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You know what else is real? The pit in
my stomach about not knowing what is
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next. I'm at the point of my journey
where if I'm going to make it, I have to
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take a leap of faith. You got yourself a
deal, partner. After my petite hiccup
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with Brock, a.k.a. Gamma Griftergate
2024,
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a lot of my clients took a leap away
from me. But I have faith that the real
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ones will stay. After our 10 out of 10
kiss no notes, I invited Kayla on our
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first official dinner date.
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I can't wait for us to just chill,
relax.
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Bitch,
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you're back!
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Who? Uh...
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He was scared, so I'm going to let that
one slide.
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But, yes, I am indeed back, bitches.
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And as much as I'd like to tell you
about all the fabulous things I've been
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up to, this is not about me for once. So
I must bid you adieu.
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Adieu. It just reminds me so much of my
time in Paris.
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Doing it again. Caught myself.
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Let me focus.
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Hi. So are you going to do your whole
thing?
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No, I'm done. Or what? Because it's kind
of a big moment for me.
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I was going to get emotional.
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Well, I am here for whatever you need,
because I know how being hurled into the
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real world can be just such a daunting
and stressful... Yes, yes, thank you for
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reminding me. I was actually in the
middle of trying to soak in the last
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moments of this college cocoon before
I'm thrust into the real world.
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What?
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I got dropped again?
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By who?
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My best friend.
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This is what I say.
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One, two, three, four.
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Oh
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my
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God.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Damn,
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that's crisp.
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I just don't get it. As soon as Zeke is
up for the draft, he just up and leaves
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me for Rich Paul? I was counting on that
commission to keep me afloat. I mean,
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it... It does make a little bit of
sense. Isn't Rich Paul like the most
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elite agent in the game? I mean, he's
whatever.
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Mr. Paul has reportedly made a total of
more than $1.4 billion for his clients.
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Wait, did I read that right? Okay, thank
you, Miss Wikipedia. We get it. I'm just
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saying, after you chose someone who's
going to end up in a medium security
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prison as your business partner, it
tracks that Zeke would go somewhere
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extremely reputable like Clutch.
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Andre, I am very sorry, but I kind of
agree. And it's not personal.
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It's business.
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There's no point in trying to compete
with someone at that level.
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Maybe you're right.
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Hello? Is this thing on? Did I not just
say the same thing? Points have
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definitely been made. Maybe instead of
trying to beat him, I should join him.
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Okay, so Aaron reached out to talk.
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That can't be good, right?
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Oh, God, he has cancer, doesn't he?
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He's going to be okay. He's going to be
okay. I've actually read that testicular
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prosthesis is amazing these days.
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Yeah. They can take his baby beans. They
can't take his spirit.
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Hey. Hey, there she is. You went to the
Grove, didn't you? You know me so well.
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So, what's up?
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How are you? How's your health and
wellness?
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I'm good. I'm great, actually. I just
wanted to wait to tell you in person.
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I finally got promoted to full-time
professor.
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Aaron, what?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Like... It's about time! Yeah. Actually,
I have to say, it's past time.
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And... I'm so happy for you.
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You deserve your flowers.
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Thank you.
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So, how is everything else?
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Uh... How's, uh... Doug?
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Doug? Well, you know, speaking of Doug
and other people in our lives, Edie and
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I broke up. Oh, no!
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Yeah. I am...
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Sorry to hear that. It's all good.
There's, you know... And the Academy
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Award goes, too.
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Yeah, it just didn't feel right, so I,
uh... I ended it.
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He ended it? Hmm.
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I wonder where he's going with this.
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So, how about a young woman such as
yourself? How are things in your world?
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How are the, uh, gentlemen callers?
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Mmm, they've been calling.
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Hmm. I haven't been answering.
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Oh. I don't know. Since the show did so
well, I really haven't had time to date.
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I've just been focused on rebuilding
Anti-Muse. I know that's right.
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Andre had actually mentioned you might
be pulling a LL coming back to Cali.
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Just if my opinion matters, there's no
better place to rebuild things.
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Businesses, relationships.
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Yeah, Aaron. I think we should go get a
coffee.
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Soon. Like, I don't know.
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Maybe a chilled red in a setting that's
like dimmed, like the lights. Not like
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so dark where we can't see each other,
but like dark enough. I decided I'm not
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moving back.
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What?
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So after Zeke dropped me like a short
girl from the volleyball team, I told
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him I didn't need any more fruit
baskets. What I wanted was a meeting
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with Rich Paul.
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I asked for a sit down, but all Zeke
could get me was a walk with.
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Mr. Paul. Mr. Paul.
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Oh, my God, thank you so much for taking
the time to meet with me. I am in awe of
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your career trajectory from when you
were selling jerseys out of the trunk of
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your car.
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Yo, I got two and a half minutes.
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Yeah, right, two minutes. Okay, the
Cliff Notes version, you are the GOAT,
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and I would love to join in your
greatness, which is why I came to you
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today to talk about folding my company
into Clutch.
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Your company?
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Do you even have a learner's permit?
Trust me, I have a lot more experience
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than you think.
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Okay, young gun.
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Pitch me.
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Like, now. Oh, okay.
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So, before you poached my client Zeke...
Not off to a great start.
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Okay, you're right.
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So, before Zeke made a very justified
and well-informed decision to sign with
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Clutch, I had just got him a huge brand
to deal with dude odorant. I also
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negotiated an unprecedented salary for
Anika Longstreet on Social Submarine,
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and my client Zahra Ali just booked her
first big national ad campaign.
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I know that I am new at this, but I am
also very good at this.
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I will be the junior associate, pun
intended, who busts my ass.
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Mr. Paul, I'm asking you to take a leap
of faith with me.
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Sir, sir, I am so sorry.
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I couldn't get the 990 V3 New Balance
fresh goods that you wanted. There is
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only one guy who has access to that
shoe, and apparently he doesn't mess
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with you because you swooped in on his
hoe in the seventh grade.
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Those were his words, not mine.
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I'll let myself go.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Look, you're not ready to be a rep at
Clutch yet, but now there's an opening
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if you want to come be my assistant.
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Oh, an assistant, huh?
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Yeah, um, assistant, I'm not really
trying to do that, but... Thank you for
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your time.
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I feel like I've put everything into
building my business. Blood, sweat,
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tears. That's just how dedicated I am to
being a manager. Why can't he see that?
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Huh? Why can't he see this face?
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This face is not made to wear a headset
around it. I don't know about that.
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Okay. So, uh...
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Let me get this straight.
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You're just, you're owed your dream job
straight out of college. You think you
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can just skip steps like that? It's not
that I don't want to work for it. It's
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just, you know, I've been in the game
for like two years now and I don't want
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to go back to trial. Two years, such a
long time. Look, man, I think I figured
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out what the problem is. Your generation
needs to learn how to eat more shit.
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I've been eating it for years.
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Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I've
learned to season it with salt, pepper
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until it tastes good. That's how much
shit I've had to eat. Okay, boomer.
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Doug, help me out here. Help you with
what? I'm with Grandpa Aaron. All I'm
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saying is I just want to be out here
making deals, not making some dudes
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coffee. No, no, no. This isn't just some
dude. This is the dude. And you'd be
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able to get the opportunity to learn the
ropes from the best in the game while
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also getting health and dental
insurance? And you said no. In this
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economy?
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Hypothetically, say that I put this all
the way up, how do I fix it? Because I
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feel like my bad is just...
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It's not going to cut it at this point.
You need to stand outside that man's
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house with the boombox over your head.
Okay, can we please not talk about big
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romantic gestures right now? Uh-oh. Did
Operation Get Zoe back fail?
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Well, yeah, no, I was just drafting off
of some faulty intel I was given to by
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this guy, Andre. Yeah, Zoe's not moving
back.
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And I don't want to move on from us. I
don't want to move on from her. I just,
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I don't know what to do.
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Who do you think I should wear for my
date with Andre tonight?
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Do you think a dress is, like, too much?
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What's the vibe you're going for?
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Um, like, freak in the street,
girlfriend material in the street.
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Oh, it's like that?
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Yeah. Um, do you have, like... Wait.
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Oh, yeah. I got into the Portugal
program.
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That's amazing.
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Oh, I can't wait to eat too much
codfish, drink too much port wine, and,
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like, find myself or whatever.
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Aw, congrats. Yay.
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What, do I have B.O.? No, no, I just,
um, I haven't gotten any new emails
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today. I'm sure the Aritzia newsletter
will hit your inbox any second now.
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Okay. Surprise!
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I actually signed up for the Portugal
program, too.
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What? You were very convincing, and your
closing argument was very compelling.
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Okay, well, refresh again.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I, um, think this means I didn't
get in.
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Well, listen.
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Either you get to spend a few of the
most... incredible months in an
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exciting, exotic location with the best
person ever.
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Or you get to stay here and explore
things with Andre.
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Kind of a win either way.
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Okay, you made the first option seem way
more appealing, but do you really
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support the whole me and Andre thing?
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I ship to it.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Okay, look. Maybe it's a good
thing that Zoe's not coming back.
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Good thing? Yeah. That's what you think.
It's a good thing. I'm devastated. I've
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been stressed eating ice cream sandos.
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And I don't want to do the whole long
distance dance again.
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Look, you guys have been back and forth
for years. You're more on and off than a
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light switch. Let me tell you what's
going to happen. You're going to get
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back together.
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There's going to be a few months of
insufferable PDA.
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Then one of you guys is going to mess
up.
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Probably you.
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And then you're going to break up.
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I love you. And I love Zoe. I just...
Maybe this thing is running scores.
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Maybe it wasn't meant to be more than a
college...
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No, no, no. Dad, I've been hearing this
dude yap about some Zoe for years.
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Okay, but what if I'm the only one
feeling this way?
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Because I don't know where her head's
at.
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I might have heard from a little birdie
named Anna that she has been talking her
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ear off about you.
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Really?
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Yeah. That's your girl.
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You go get her.
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What's up, dog?
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Yo, Doug.
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This place is amazing.
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I'm so proud of you. You know, I always
say, there's no one I'd rather spend a
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free night with. Andre bailed on you and
Aaron still grading papers.
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You got me.
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It's okay. But I'm being serious. I
really do love spending time with one of
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my nearest and dearest. Seeing what
you've done with this fine
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establishment, it's like unrecognizable.
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And sipping on complimentary cocktails.
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You just told me I was your backup plan.
That'll be $16.
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I'll put that back.
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Inflation is high.
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Oh.
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Um, sorry.
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Ooh. Okay, uh, Aaron just said that he
locked himself in his classroom and he
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needs me to come get him out. I don't...
Not again.
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Tailors all this time.
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Okay,
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thank you.
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Good to see you. Later. Bye.
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Excuse me. You can't just go in there.
Can I help you with something?
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Well, I actually have a reservation.
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I'm just going to say a quick hello to a
friend.
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Are you stalking me now?
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Some might say stalk. Others might say a
planned run-in. Tomato, tomato. I just
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really, really wanted to apologize for
so rudely turning down the assistant
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position earlier.
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And I knew that a simple I'm sorry
wasn't going to cut it.
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Those are size 15?
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No, they're for Mr. Paul, so they're
aside. That's enough.
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How'd you get those?
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Well, see, I found myself on Shoe
Connect Guy's Instagram and found that
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he had a son who loved Pokemon.
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And I noticed that his collection was
lacking in a way that mine was not.
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I don't know if I'm impressed or scared
that you tracked a child down. I just
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wanted to show you that I was willing to
do what it takes.
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I'm ready to eat shit, just gobble on
it, a little bit of salt and pepper
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maybe, throw in some hot sauce, you
know?
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But I'm also willing to shutter the
business that I've spent my entire
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college career building so I can work
for you.
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If the position is still open.
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All right, Andre, you start next week as
my second assistant.
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Okay, second, yeah, no.
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Thank you so much, sir. I really
appreciate the opportunity.
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And excuse me for interrupting this very
important client dinner.
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Big fan, by the way. This is my
accountant, Niles.
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It's great to meet you, Niles.
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If you'll excuse me, I will be dining
over there if you need anything.
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So, holler. Hey, it's on me.
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Welcome to Clutch.
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Thank you, sir.
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Throw your meal.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, we'd like to order.
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Okay. Yeah, no, she's gone. Oh, my God.
Are we invisible?
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I know. What is up with that? And how
could they miss you in this dress?
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But I want you to know, I still care
about your thoughts and opinions.
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Oh.
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I can't believe we're finally doing
this. Who would have thought from where
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we started? It's wild. After all this
buildup, I feel like we just keep
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getting cut off.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
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Good news.
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Yeah, so I applied for the Portugal
program with Zara, and I got in.
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Like the program that happens in a
couple of days and is thousands of miles
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away? Yeah.
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Yeah, that one. I didn't want to say
anything in case I didn't get in.
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But I feel like I finally know what my
path is going to be. I want to pursue
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law school, and that's going to be a
long and hard road.
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Law school is famously difficult.
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Right? I figured that the summer was
going to be my last chance to have some
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fun for a while.
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The next couple years, my life is going
to be very structured, so I just, I want
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to get out and have an adventure.
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Yeah, no, you should, you should
explore.
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Yeah, new places, new experiences, new
foods, new Portuguese men's bodies.
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What? Andre? No, you should go explore.
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Sounds like a great opportunity.
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Okay. Hey, Aaron, you in here?
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Where are you? Are you okay?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Sorry, sorry.
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I, uh, I wanted to get real candles, but
there's a strict no open flame policy on
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campus, so this is what I got.
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Uh, do you mind taking a seat, please?
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Is this a one-person intervention?
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They're usually just a little more
effective in a group, and trust me, I
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already know.
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I'm hitting the Diet Coke hard lately.
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Yeah, well, just go right on up there to
your left.
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Your other left.
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Yeah, that one right there. Just pop a
squat.
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Yeah.
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All settled.
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Okay, ready?
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Boom. Uh, Aaron, what are you doing?
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Uh-oh, shh, shh, shh. No talking, cup
bitch.
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I just wanted to start this lesson by
taking us back to your freshman year and
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this classroom in that seat.
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So you were a hot stranger whom I was
both intrigued and turned on by.
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And it didn't take long for me to fall
for you.
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Our love story hasn't been perfect. No
one's is.
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But that's when I realized I'd rather go
through life's ups and downs with you
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than to have it easy with anyone else.
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And the truth of it is, freshmen, you
are a lot of things.
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Easy is not one of them.
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You were smart.
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You're complicated, you're irritating,
you're beautiful. Sorry, I know you
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prefer hot as hell.
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You're funny, you're annoyingly slow
when walking.
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But after all that, you're still my
favorite person.
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And I'm even more in love with you now.
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Aaron, what are you doing?
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Okay, what are you doing?
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Listen, this past year has been great
for me, right? I've gotten everything
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that I've ever wanted.
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But it still doesn't feel right. And
that's because the only thing I want
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more than anything is you.
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I'll follow you anywhere.
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All right, I'll follow you to New York.
I'll follow you if you want to stay
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here. I just know that I want to be with
you forever.
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So, yeah, here it goes.
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Sorry.
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Will you marry me, Zoe Johnson?
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I can't.
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I'm really sorry. I can't do this.
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You can't do what? I'm sorry.
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Zoe, are you worried? I'm sorry.
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Hey, I didn't expect you back so early.
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Did y'all find a bathroom on the way
back?
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Well, we didn't hook up, but I did get
screwed.
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He made you go Dutch?
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No, but he made me go to Portugal.
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Wait, you got in? So that means you're
coming with me?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, packing up at the end of the year
has brought us some treasures. I found
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three left AirPods and... Andre's night
retainer.
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Wait, that's worth like $1,200, right?
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Yeah.
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