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Much like trying on jeans, college is
all about finding where you fit in. But

not in a clicky, mean girls kind of way.
More in a figuring out what feels good

kind of way. But also like trying on the
right pair of jeans, finding where you

fit in college can be a painful process.

It's giving moose knuckle.

That thang do be thangin', though. I'm
lucky to have found my fit in a lot of

different places.

With my living situation.

You used up all the hot water.

With talent management.

I commissioned this piece for the frat
from my little bank's yacht, The Squid.

I think it's a commentary on the
inevitable calamity of society.

With my gamma brother turned business
partner, Brock.

We're still working on it, but we're
growing to trust and respect each other.

He'd be playing too much.

And, of course, with my ride-or-die
friend group.

My first national campaign, and there's
even going to be billboards.

Yes. It may be too cool to be seen with
you guys now.

And too humble.

But sometimes you want to fit as
friends, then lovers, then back to

friends, then to three-way lovers until
you're... I don't know what.

And even though you say things are Gucci
for the good of the friend group, the

fit still feels a little... eh... weird.

I reckon this campus ain't big enough
for the three of us.

I mean, physically, it is, but
metaphorically, it's gonna be

mighty tight.

It's Andre.

Hello. Did you hear what Kiela said?

What? No. Have you been practicing your
daily stretches for the dance that's on

tonight? I'm not about to have a partner
with tight hamstrings.

Oh, yes, of course. My hammies are
loose, and I'm ready to shake my

caboose. Yeah, right.

Flexibility has never really been your
strong suit.

I was actually voted most limber in high
school. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. I was

voted stiffest.

Because of my scoliosis.

Trust, I am coming correct. The Cal U
Gamma Dance-a-thon is one of the biggest

events of the year. Yeah, and nothing
gets your girl going like bragging

rights. Well, you know, except civil
rights and reproductive rights.

Well, my partner tore the killings
playing basketball.

Now we're just going to watch Step Up 2
and probably do hand stuff.

Who's your partner, Annika? Well, I held
a campus-wide charity competition on my

IG Live, and the winner gets to be my
dance partner tonight. Can everyone stop

bragging about going to the
dance-a-thon? Some of us can't go

because we have a mandatory family
dinner.

Well, a mandatory family dinner also
sounds like it could be fun.

Oh, my God. Girl.

What?

I hope your partner isn't a creeper.

Wow, I thought things would still be
weird, but maybe everything's Gucci

after all.

Douglas, come bearing gifts.

And that gift is me finally closing my
bar tab. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

I'll believe it when I see it. You know,
now that your boy's a big shot

professor, I've been using Chime to take
charge of my finances.

Yeah? Working on grades. Speaking of big
shots, you remember this critic that

came through a while ago when I
single-handedly saved you and Andre's

friendship? Yes, I do remember. The
review came out today?

Damn. Sorry, what, he went in on the
bar?

No. It was, uh, complimentary, actually.
Glowing, even.

Okay, so why aren't we taking shots?

Because for one, it's 10 a.m., and two,
he gave all of the credit to Ray. I

mean, the whole thing was Doug Less.

Damn. Sucks, dude.

I don't know. I guess we're both licking
our wounds. Me with this dumb review,

and you with the whole E.D. situation
should break up. No, no, no, no, no, no,

my friend. I... My wounds are licked
free. I'm chilling. Oh, you sure about

that? Yeah. You know, denial isn't just
a river in Egypt.

Denial.

I don't know her.

But what I do know is that this review
is going to be in your rearview,

partner. Why? Because tonight we're
going to be dancing until we're the last

ones standing.

Oh, we're going to the Cal U
Dance-a-thon. Let me hear you say it.

Cal U Dance-a-thon. One more time. Come
on, Cal U Dance-a-thon.

This is our year. Woo!

Yeah, trophy time for Team Darren.

And since Gamma alumni are allowed to
enter, this is our chance to harpoon the

white whale. No, you know, we almost had
it in 2019 if I didn't get that DQ for

trying to tie my shoe. But you know,
that's why tonight we're going to go

laceless.

We're also going to go roofless.

Yeah.

How you dance. Everybody, come on. How
you dance. Let me hear you say it. How

you dance. As the rest of us were
getting ready to burn up the dance

floor, Zara was getting ready for a tame
evening with her family.

Salaam, family.

Why does everyone look like they just
ate Jamila Aunty's most of the

casserole? You might want to look down.

How did you find that?

Jamila auntie sent it to our group text.

There's a whole billboard over the store
where she buys us the most casserole

slices. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Jamila auntie
just dropped a 38th in the auntie

rankings.

Ooh, competition is stiff this year, so
we might have to take matters into our

own hands. I like where your head's at.
Yeah, I've been working on this, like,

leg sweep. It's subtle, but I told you
that jujitsu's finally coming in handy.

Ooh.

Ooh, baby, you can't get my heart right.

Kiki, how you doing?

Kiki? Are we doing nicknames now?

Well, I mean, yeah, it's less syllables,
more energy to cut a rug.

It's kind of tactical.

Okay. Okay, yeah, I can get down with
that.

Andy?

No,

that's not.

Fuck you.

I cannot believe that I am here with the
host of Social Submarine. I can't

believe that I'm here with the Jermaine.

Sorry, I mean, see, Gerald.

Girl, you can call me Chaka Khan for all
I care. I am just happy to be here.

Now, I do know the entire single lady's
choreography front to back.

If some kind of dance-off situation
occurs.

Okay, so not a Beyonce fan.

Ladies and gentlemen, the rules of the
Cal U Gamma dance are simple.

Whichever couple dances the longest...

When? Now you can switch up partners as
the night goes on, but you must keep

dancing and you must be coupled up.

Capisce? Alright then, let's get this
party started.

Is Andre in tequila?

Am I in tequila?

The group recovers from threesome gate.
Of course I'm getting the hots for

Kiela. But, I mean, who wouldn't? She's
beautiful. She's smart.

We clearly have physical chemistry. It's
just... I think I'm feeling... I don't

know. I'm feeling romantical.

I gotta go talk to my brothers.

You okay? You seem distracted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm great. I
just... I realized I gotta go talk to No

-Shirt Nick.

Shall we sashay that away?

What'd it do you two?

Mind if I steal my bestie Kiela for a
quick chat?

Here, Andre, take George.

Good idea. Yeah, I was just about to go
throw down with the gammas. You know,

man to man, no girls allowed.

Uh, this isn't stated in the IG
competition fine print.

Right, right.

Okay.

Let's go this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep dancing.

Fellas, I think we got a problem.

What's that?

I think I like like Kiela. Oh, damn. Of
course you like a girl who lets you

smash her and your ex at the same time.
No, no, no, bro. We were dancing

earlier, and I put my hand on her lower
back, and then my heart started to just

go ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum. So how do I
go from boy to boyfriend?

With a Y. Well, cut to the right place,
my brother.

First, call the eldest living male
member of her clan. Then you ask for her

hand, like on Game of Thrones.

Medieval classy style.

What? No.

What you got to do is you got to let her
know you are upstanding gentlemen, you

know? You got cufflinks, right?

You know, bitches love cufflinks.

Cufflinks? You don't even got any
cufflinks.

Foolishness. How on earth did you get a
queen like Annika?

Well, I was patient, and I waited for
the right moment to make a move, I

guess. Well, then do that.

Stay away from these clowns.

So girly.

I noticed you and Andre getting cozy on
the dance floor, and I wanted to get the

inside scoop.

Everyone's been talking about it. You
guys look so cute together, don't you

think? Oh, well, I don't know. Oh, so
you don't think you look good together?

Well, no, I'm not saying that. It's just
that I... Oh, so you agree. You do think

you look cute together.

Look, nothing's going on between Andre
and I, okay? We're just two good old

friends having a good old time at a good
old dance club.

A friend got me into modeling, and at
first it was kind of silly, but then it

turns out I'm actually kind of good at
it. Well, of course you're good at it.

You've got my cheekbones and your
father's strong jaw. That's not the

point. The point is, we sent you to
school to learn to practice medicine,

not to swerve look.

It's serve look, Mummy G.

It's just a thing that I do to make some
extra money and wear cool clothes.

See? Nothing to worry about.

Gareth is still focusing on her studies
and going to be a doctor.

Baba, I am not going to be a model or a
doctor, actually.

Come again, baby?

Daddy-ji, mummy-ji, I don't want to
study medicine anymore.

Zara, my father didn't bring us to this
country on a fishing boat for his

granddaughter not to be a doctor.

Well, one of his granddaughters is
technically still going to be a doctor.

Anyway...

Look, I'm really sorry. The last thing
that I want to do is disappoint you.

I'm still trying to figure out what the
right career is for me. And I'm a lot

happier trying to figure it out than I
was doing pre-med.

And with my modeling income, I'm going
to pay for the rest of my education.

The rest of your education?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You will be
paying a sack for your entire tuition,

Miss Indy Crawford.

Wait, what? Just checking in on my
handsome, happy family over here. Apps,

maybe? Read the room, Asher.

Wow, it's like I blinked and there were
no more couples left.

All right, partners.

Pairs. Platonic pairs.

Totally, totally.

Hey, if we do win, who gets to keep the
trophy?

I guess we have to come up with some
sort of trophy custody schedule with the

notary? Oh, well, I'm going to get the
weekends and Labor Days, obviously.

Obviously.

My God, this is my favorite song to
twerk to.

You wouldn't mind, Kayla, would you?

Oh, no. Yeah, no, not at all.

Well, this is just like, you know, just
two friends twerking together. Just like

brother and sister. Just nothing gross.

Thank you, General.

Stop dancing.

Damn. Kiki, I'm sorry.

Kiki? Okay, I'm going to DQ myself. We
went together, lose together, right,

platonic partner?

How about a partner switcher? What do
you guys think? Huh?

I'm sorry, I don't know your name. Do
you even go to this school?

Do you, old man?

He's not that old.

He just wears old man cardigans
sometimes.

That was mean to say. Come on.

So,

Walter Tango, brother.

Walt.

Okay, be honest. Did I see you twerking
on your ex?

I'm not trying to get back with Andre,
are you? Didn't you break up with him?

Kiel is clearly into him. She just won't
admit it.

And she's my friend.

So seeing them all lovey-dovey, it just
makes me feel some kind of way.

I don't like it.

Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. It's never
easy seeing your ex vibing with someone

else.

Especially when some people make it look
easy and then you start to question all

your life choices.

And then you break up with the finest
piece of chocolate with the PhD you've

ever seen. Do you need me for this?

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

You let Andre go for a reason, right?

So you got to let go of caring about
whoever he ends up with, even if it's

Kiela. Because you, Annika, are a boss.

You're famous.

You're hosting your social shipment
container show.

Social submarine.

Same thing.

But I hear you.

You're right. I'm too booked and busy to
be spending any more time on this. There

you go. Thank you, Professor Jackson.
You're very, very welcome. Now, I'm

sorry I have to do this, but it's all
fair in love and dance. You know what I

mean?

Double disqualification!

Aaron and Doug are winners!

You're the one beneath my wings, buddy.

Mama, we made it!

The Cal U Gamma Chapter is proud to

present the 2024 Dance-A-Thon Mirrorball
Trophy to Professor Aaron Jackson and

Gamma alum, Dean Nasty Edwards.

I just want to say this real quick.

Shout out to all my haters. And shout
out to my biggest inspiration, Alfonso

Ribeiro. He told me to never stop
dancing. Stay sucker free. And we are

Ancestors' greatest dreams.

It's for you, Pop Pop.

Well,

yeah.

Doug pretty much said it all.

Ancestors never stop dancing. And
Alfonso's a hater.

There's that. Thank you, guys.

Okay.

Yeah.

What now?

Hoping to flip some true serum in my
drink to get me to admit that Andre's my

twin flame?

Okay, okay.

Maybe I went a little bit too far
tonight, but I'm sorry that I got you

and Andre kicked out of the competition.

It's got caught up.

But I'm done hounding you.

No more.

Yeah, right. You made the McCarthy era
look like light work tonight.

Okay, Jeopardy.

But I'm serious.

Like him, don't like him. I don't care.

I cut him loose.

Okay, but in like a you're still
secretly going to be mad kind of way?

No, like in a do you because I'm damn
sure you're going to do me kind of way.

Thanks, Annika. Oh, don't thank me yet.

I gave Gerald your number instead of
mine, so get ready for a lot of text

messages about what kind of deodorant I
used.

I thought that would feel better.

Sophia, if you dropped your key down the
storm drain again, I am going to kill

you.

I told you. Yeah, Mom and Dad are going
to be pissed because it really takes a

rocket scientist or a foot doctor to
figure that one out.

Um, actually, I was going to say I told
you to stay away from storm drains.

They're the third leading cause of
phalange fractures.

Equally unhelpful, Nova.

At least the weight of telling them is
off your shoulders.

Yes, I'm feeling footloose and fancy
free.

And you've got to be making good money
if you're on the billboard above Jimmy

Lanty's grocery store.

Jamie Lee Curtis was up there last
month.

It's not about the money. I can figure
that part out.

They just look so disappointed in me.

Like they don't even know who I am
anymore.

They don't understand it yet, but they
will.

Just like I do now.

And in the meantime, I'm here for you.

If you tell Mom I said this, I'll deny
it, but she sent some purse ad that you

did to the auntie group chat after
dinner.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Oh, the cow you danced on.

Yeah, the cow you danced on.

You're killing my vibe, man. We finally
caught the white whale we've been

chasing for over five years.

Looks like you just ate a bad grape.

I'm sorry, man.

Maybe I'm just one of those people who
can't be happy.

Won this competition after years of
trying and nothing.

I had the perfect woman on paper with
Edie, and that didn't feel right.

Got the job I always wanted, and it's
cool.

But something's missing.

Oh.

What do you think it is?

Wish I knew.

Maybe you were looking out at the crowd,
wishing like someone was there.

Maybe someone like Zoe.

Maybe.

Can't lie, I've not been able to get her
out of my mind.

Yeah.

I have to get her back.

You know what? I'm kind of glad we got
eliminated because figuring out a

custody schedule for the trophy would
have been way too hard anyway.

Yeah, it would have been difficult.

I mean, even though we didn't win, I
still feel like we made a pretty good

team.

Oh, you know what? That actually reminds
me.

I was talking to Annika earlier, and she
was telling me how she thinks we got

big. kind of look cute together.

I don't know. It's silly though, huh?

I don't know. Is it?

Are you Andre Johnson?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Um, what's going on?

I'm Officer McCord. We need to bring you
in for questioning regarding your

connection to the Brock Thompson fraud
case.

Wait, Brock's been arrested?

Uh, there has to be a mistake. We're the
LAPD, little lady.

We don't make mistakes.

Well, getting cock-blocked by cops is
new.